Transcript of Heath Caught a Stranger Spying on Him While Sleeping

It's a very pg, but we love that.

Very pg, though.

I'm gonna start off with. Try to start with PG intros.

Do they still rate movies anymore? I feel like I never, like, see rated R. Pg.

They don't say in trailers, but they, it is just, it's just rated. Whatever. I think you just need to look up to see the rating. They will never say it on the trailer.

Oh, they used to. Or maybe they used to.

I think maybe specific. Maybe it depends on the channel that they're promoting the movie on. Maybe they, like, have to. I don't know. But I, I don't really see it in trailer. If you go to YouTube and watch a trailer, they're not saying rated R. Yeah, rated. Rated PG 13.

And then. Or if you're on Netflix, there's nothing that says rated R or PG 13.

It also loses, it loses the aura of a trailer.

Yeah.

If you think about it, like, if a trailer's so good and then it's like, rated R, it's like, or, or.

It looks really scary and then you see, like, pg, you're like, okay, yeah, okay, I'm not cool.

No, really, like, if I see a movie that looks good and then it's pg, I'm. No, it's crazy. I don't know what it is.

Like a horror movie that, like, at the end they show PG13. You're like, it can't be.

Can't be that good. It can't be that good.

I'm always curious where the shift is between G and the pg.

Oh, I know. It's one curse word or it's more than one. Is it one curse word or more than one?

Maybe has to deal with, like, death or, like, violence a little bit.

Like PG 13.

Yeah. Like, or no, no, PG.

Oh, PG. PG.

PG and G. Where do they draw the line? What?

Well, PG is parental guidance. Right. So, like, you still need a parent with you if you're under 18. Correct. Or is it under so G?

You don't need parents at all. You're like, mom, I don't care. I have every right to watch this.

Yeah. So if you're watching the Backyard agains. Yeah. Or you're watching the Teletubbies. You, you don't need a parent. The parents leave the kids.

Who was the Lion King? PG or G?

Oh, no, that's pg.

When Mufasa died, that's pg. I, I, That's Guard. Me. Yeah. I had to have a talk with my parents after, you know, I see what you did. Oh, oh, you didn't mean. I didn't even mean that. Wow.

And it's like still. It's still a dark. There's dark moments in the movie, which I feel like that's why they have PG in it.

Yeah.

You know what I mean? Great conversation. I love this. God, I feel so informed. And then PG13 is obviously before a.

Little bit of cursing. A lot of you can.

One, I think one curse word, you can say shit. Yes. But one, you can't have like more than one or two, you can't say.

I think you get one F word in a PG 13.

Yes. It's something like that.

You get one F and when you get.

When you got two in there rated R, you're done. Boom. But at that point, you might as well just go all out.

I remember in Dunstan checks in, Jason Alexander says shit in it. And that movie was pg and that was a Disney movie.

That's okay one, one time. But it's the real world, though. You know, kids are walking out, they're going to hear it. So I think in their head, it's like as long we just throw it in there because kids are like hearing it here and there and like, they need to understand that it's a bad word. Don't say it.

Have you seen that people are playing older cartoons and movies for their, like, toddlers.

Yes.

And it's stopping all of the temper tantrums and like their behavior because they're.

Not changing up the frame every like three seconds, like cocoa melon, where that's what it is.

Yeah.

So I never thought of it.

Like, they're so overstimulating. That's why the kids are paying attention to them because they're so overstimulating. But the second it's off, they are off the walls.

Yeah.

So people are experimenting and playing shows that they grew up watching. And they notice behavioral changes in their kids.

Have you seen a pair, like, there's a. I saw a mom on Tick Tock that was that she was with her son, like she very young son. And he's talking about how he was talking. He was saying things like, when. When you die, can you. Can you die happy? Or something? It was something very weird. And she's like, what was that? And he asked again. And she then is like, what is he watching? She goes to her phone. She's. She sees that he's watching kids shows. And then she clicks on one of the kids shows on YouTube and it's this like, alligator puppet that like, obviously is run by a certain YouTube channel. But the. What he's saying is so dark. Just we, like, definitely not a kid show, but he's putting it out as a kid show.

Who's doing that? That's like an evil person.

Crazy. But she saw that and it blocked everything. Now she's like, really? I think she has. I think she has, like, YouTube parental thing on it. But some things are getting passed as kids shows. But, like, that's crazy. They're saying really dark, weird stuff that kids should not be hearing.

Oh, gosh.

But yeah, when, like, that reminded me of that. Like, that's crazy. That's.

But like, very interesting.

That's why we need to go back to Blues Clues and take it back to spongebob. Yeah, no, you know, we've noticed a little bit spongebob is a little.

It's on the line. That is a gateway drug. That is.

Let's wait till the kid is maybe like 30, 13, 14 for SpongeBob.

You know, my brother is like, also super into SpongeBob, like I am. And he's trying to get his toddler into it. And he was like, he just doesn't understand it yet. Like, he doesn't like. He like, likes looking at it, but he's not.

He can't really like following connecting the dots.

I like the pretty colors.

Yeah, almost three. But he likes the look of it.

Yeah, yeah, it is.

It is a very esthetically looking. It has the aura to it. Just don't let him watch the new one. I think that's when his brain will start getting, you know, weird.

Like one to season five.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Keep it there.

You know, you and Ms. Rachel have something in common.

Me and Ms. Rachel?

Yeah. Both have your nipples pierced.

I used to.

I know, but I have heard.

I have heard that.

I thought that was a joke people would make about Ms. Rachel. And then I saw a video and she. She was like, outside and all respect.

No, but I understand. I understand why she gets Miss Rachel.

Miss Rachel parties. I believe that's true.

But I can see her being really, like overwhelmed by like. I'm sure she really did not want anybody seeing it because, you know, she does like a whole kids show. But like, one little moment is just that it's a nip slot.

That's why she's always wearing the overalls to like really cover it up. All respect to me, you know, it's her personal decision.

But yeah, no, it's. Thanks. When a kid's like, you know, it's.

Just I. I told some. My friend, wife Who's a toddler, and they love Ms. Rachel. I said that your friend.

Your friend's wife is a toddler.

No, my friend's wife. Sorry.

Right. You know what? I didn't want to say because I thought I was. My ears, but as soon as you started, I was like.

And I was like, I told her about the Miss Rachel nipples, Pierce. And she goes, why did you tell me that? Now I can't get the image out of my head every time.

It's real life, though. It's real life.

Real life.

It's raw, raw, real.

Let's jump into this, baby.

Yeah, let's go. It's coffee, Tom, baby. Let's go.

Oh.

Ow. Welcome back to Zane and Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zane.

I'm Heath.

I'm Matt.

I'm.

We are Unfiltered. Welcome back to another Monday, Tuesday morning.

Yeah, I just got back from Tennessee. You did a week out there. I went a little bit early to see my family, get a little bit of family time in, see my parents, my grandparents.

You went a little earlier. You went the day after Halloween? Yeah.

Yes, I did. I went super, super early and just got to, you know, hang out. Family time. And then we were driving probably, about, like, two hours away to do, like, the whole hiking trip.

Who's we? You and your whole family or my.

Brother and then my buddy Austin and two firefighter friends.

Nice.

But, yeah, so it was really, really nice. We got to see my little nephew. Oh. And it's so weird because it was his first time remembering me, and I've only seen him, like, a handful of times, but, like, when I walk, because he was at the park when we, like, met up with him, and he turned and he saw me and, like, lit up and immediately recognized me. And I thought that was the craziest thing. Like, just this little brain being able to recognize your face and put, like.

The permanence is, like, finally setting in, where you're like, I know you, you, and you exist, and I see you.

Because the first time we saw him is when he was a little baby, and you weren't sure if he even, like, remembers you or not.

Yeah.

And then you, like, see him at, like, one, one and a half and then two, but now he's almost three, and, like, he was just like, uncle Heath. And I was like, oh, what in the. Like, it was.

I know before you got there, he was playing podcast. He's like, that's uncle. You make sure you're.

You better. Like a flashcard.

Yeah.

You look, you know, you and your brother look very similar. I think when he, like, sees you, he sees, like, the face of his father and he's just like, this. I am related to this person. This person's part of my tribe. Yeah.

It's so bizarre, but, like, hearing him say that. And then, like, we were just hanging out at my brother's house and he was. We were holding him, and we, like, walked into the bathroom and on the wall there was like one of those, like, kind of like just bathroom signs. And I forget what it said, but it was like something like love, like, kind, whatever. Like kind of like a little prayer type thing. And it set it on the wall and he pointed and was reading it.

Whoa.

And I was like, at 3 years.

Old, not even 3. Get him in n. And I was like, wait, what? And I was like, did you. And he just read it again. So I grab a book. Grab a book. I ran over to the books and I sat him down and I was like, what does this say? He read every single book. Like, how old is he? 2.

And he'll be three at the end of the month.

End of this month, he'll be three.

Oh, my gosh. He's gonna.

Both his mom and dad are like, we haven't taught him this. We haven't done.

My mom was freaking out, too.

Wait, so what's going on? How is.

Well, he had, like, kind of like speech trouble. Like, he just wasn't talking for a very long time. So they had, like, somebody like, starting to, like, work with him and, like, speech therapy, right? Yeah, I guess that worked really, really well.

But no speech classes to work and teach them how to read, too.

And they would always, like, read to him and like, yeah, sometimes it's nice.

Putting a visual to what our words that we're saying as well. Because it's like, all sound at first.

And then you're finding, like, his voice with the words. But it was Matt. It was crazy. Like, watching him read every word.

He's going to be reading Shakespeare by next spring.

He's going to know no more. No more worse than me when he's five. I'm like. I'm like getting jealous.

It was so cool. Oh, he can't. At what level?

That's not even fair. I can't even catch up to him. Like, if I started now, I couldn't. I could never catch out to him.

But yeah, it was just so cool to, like, watch that little brain.

Yeah, it's a beautiful time.

It's so cool. But yeah, it Was really nice. We got to have like a lot of nice little family time and then got packed up and then we were off to the trail.

What is the trail called?

The Smoky Mountains.

Nice.

But on the way, I didn't realize that we were going to be doing it, but we. Do you know what the Tale of the Dragon is?

No.

Have you heard of it?

Is this a landmark?

So it's a stretch of really, really windy roads. It's like a super famous place in the United States for like people who. Car commercials.

Oh, yes, I have seen.

I've seen millions of times. Yes.

So it's like the most iconic place to go ride a motorcycle or like drive your car. And I didn't realize that we were going to be taking this in to get to the hiking spot. And it was so beautiful, especially now because, like all the leaves were like changing colors. They were like falling.

Oh, I just want to go. Cuz it's called Tail the Dragon. Sorry.

It has nothing to do with, you know.

I know, I know, I know me, I know me.

But it was really cool. So we drove that in and then we dumped our car at the bottom of the trail where we were going to be like, exiting.

How long was this trail or camping along the way?

Four day trekking.

Four day trekking.

Carry your bag with your tent, all your sleeping gear, all your food, and you just keep walking and then camp at the end of the night at like a campsite.

Did have any of you and your buddies have done this trail before? Or was this all of your first time doing it?

Okay, and are you. Are you bringing in. Are you bringing the same amount of stuff that you brought in last time? Now do you know what to bring, what not to bring, or is it just different every time?

So that's the thing. Like, you try to be as light as possible, but without losing certain luxuries.

And losing your mind. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because that would just make me. Because you're like, I want to have enough, but then I'm gonna have a little bit extra.

I also don't want to break my back with all that stuff that I. That I want to bring. Yeah.

So we dumped the car, but then we had to take a. We took a boat ride, like to the other side of the lake. And the boat driver dropped us off on like this little, like, rocky patch.

Yeah.

And then you were just like. And he just lets you go and he's like, all right, later.

Do you pay the boat guy?

Yeah, we had to pay like a shuttle fee.

Okay.

Got it.

Cool.

And you're the only ones. There's nobody with you that your height.

There was nobody else out. Well, I'll get there.

You said you dumped the car. Wait, do you at least, like, do people know that it's your car? Like, if something were terrible to happen? No, they know. Like, oh, really? Like a note on the car going, we own this. We took this trail just to case.

Oh, that's really smart.

There wasn't, like, a checkpoint that you went into before you parked the car or was the parking car, parking lot.

And then there was no other cars there, though. So we parked in the parking lot and then we walked to this little, like, Fontana Dam Marina.

Okay.

And then we paid for a shuttle to just take us to the other side of the lake. And it was like, the start of our trailhead.

You guys were the only people on the shuttle. Were there other people?

Nobody else.

Okay.

Isn't the trail that you're taking, isn't this a trail that you looked up and people do take this trail? You wouldn't know. Yeah, they would.

Trails.

Okay.

They have a bunch of really good hikes.

Happy trails.

They should. They should have one.

But yeah, like, we knew the route and everything that we were going to be taking and everything. But as soon as we got off the boat, we, like, scaled this kind of, like, rock face, like, right at the water.

You're scaling something at the very start.

It was immediate. And then as soon as we got to it, there was, like, a creek that flowed down into the the lake. Right. And as soon as we stepped foot at the very top, we looked. There was wet bear paw prints all throughout the mud. I would have turned around, crossing the rocks. And we're looking at this as the boat drivers just driving away. And I was like, that's it. Like, we're in it. Like, this is.

Did you have bear spray?

No bear spray on every single hike. And I'm like. I was like, whatever, I don't need it.

How heavy is the bear spray?

It's like hairspray.

I know. It's not just for bear. It's for anything. Anything.

I also got worried because I was, like, flying with it, and I didn't want, like, any issues and things like that. And I just didn't have time to grab a new one. So I was just like, whatever.

He's like. He did bring his key, though, that, like, is a knife.

Back up.

I can't even poke through the hair. But it was crazy because we saw these, like, paw prints and then also like, baby bear paw prints. So I was like, oh, it's a mom. Baby cubs.

I was, like, even more protective and scary.

Exactly. But it was.

We started, like. It started setting in right there.

What time of day are you now scaling this? Or is this 8 in the morning?

We got to the other side and got dropped off at around noon.

Oh, and nightfall's coming just around the corner.

And our campsite was basically right there. So it was a hundred feet away from, like, where we first started. So there was no real hiking the first day.

Got it.

But I kind of wish there was, because I was like, okay, well, now we're staying right where we just saw these tracks.

And. And none of your friends. You're with four other people. Nobody. Or three other people. Nobody brought anything to protect your group.

No. We were just, like, by the end of the trip, we were sharpening, like, these beers. Just, like, shaving these things down into, like, these giant pokers.

The first thing I would have started doing, I would have started anything to make something sharp.

Making bow and arrows and stuff. We did not realize what we were into. But literally, right next to our first little, like, campsite, there was, like, a little fire ring and everything. We're like, okay, we're good. 10ft away is a bear trap. Like a giant bear cage.

Well, that's good.

And I was like, not good. Because they're like, they're obviously there for a reason.

Yeah, but like, a bear trap, like, no.

Like a cage the size of, like, this with, like, a door that, like, slams like a grilla team. And I was like, like, one of these giant, like, oh, but see through.

Zane, after a few drinks would be like, give me a bit.

Our plan was if we saw a bear, like, are we all running into this thing and, like, shutting it to, like, hide?

Oh.

I was like, oh, my gosh. If we did do that, all five of us stuck in this little cage together and then like, no. Get out.

Yeah.

What are they doing with the bear? Okay. They trap the bear and then they move it further away from the trail.

They're not like, yeah, I don't think they're. No one's killing bears, right?

It depends.

Unless. Unless they. They're not just, like, captain then killing them.

Yeah. This is. This is, like, what it was right there.

Heath. My tent would be right next to it. And where's my food going in the cage. That's where everyone's food is going to be for the night.

But we did have, like, bear hangs and everything to, like, pull your food up to keep it, like, off the ground.

Pulley system.

You did that? You did that? Yeah.

You have to.

Did you film it? That's kind of sick.

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Were you the most experienced because you've done trips like this in the past? Were you the most experienced in the bunch? Or was there someone else who was like, kind of the bear Grylls of the group?

So me, Austin and Jeff. I think this was our. So we do it annually. I think this is our fifth annual.

Okay.

So we all pretty much are.

Shane was a newbie.

Shane, this was his first one. My brother. Yeah.

Was he. Was he nervous or very outdoorsy?

Okay, so he wasn't nervous at all. But what's crazy is, like, we set up for the night, started getting dark, and then we all started getting, like, a little, like, spooked. We were like, okay. So we. Then we went back down to the water to, like, look at, like, the sunset. And there was fresh bear paws, like, tracks on top of what we had already seen. I'm like, okay, they're clearly right now. Whatever. We do a little fire. We end up eating and then we go to bed. I wake up at three in the morning. One of the other kids is like, shaking my tent. He, get up now. Oh, get up now. And I'm like, what? What? What? So I'm. He's like, get your thermal. So I brought my thermal vision. What time?

What time is the middle of the.

Night, three in the morning.

Okay, three.

Pitch black.

Heath, you brought your heavy ass thermal goggles.

You're in the perfect territory for it.

Yes.

Yeah.

So it's like so I can see it, but I can't do anything.

Yeah. All right.

I want to see this.

That's funny.

So he wakes me up. I'm like. I'm like, oh. He's like. He got out of his tent to go to the bathroom and he put his headlamp on and he turned and he saw two sets of eyes 50ft away staring at us.

Oh, my God.

So I get out, I grab it, I turn it on, and it's like doing the load up screen. And I'm like, come on.

You also don't want to see it either because that's like, it's a horror movie.

I thought, you know, maybe it was the middle of the night, he had like a sleep paralysis type thing. Yeah, he was just kind of like dazed in a dream, seeing things. I put it up. Two fucking wolves staring at us. I'm like, oh, I'm sitting there. I go and I just give it to him and he's like, shit. Now we're both like freaking out. They're underneath the bear hang where our food is, and they're just dead staring at us. And I was like, this is wild. And this is our first night.

And you do this for fun. This is like. You do. This is. You do this for fun. We did the 17th door and we walked away. How the hell did you.

You said at the end of the trip, Shane was like, this is type. This is type two fun, right?

I was like, yes, 100 type two fun. But yeah, I'll just kind of like speed run through everything.

But I had a tent question.

Yeah.

Four guys, all individual. 10.

Everybody has their own individual BYOT. Yeah.

Okay. Or in the tent. Roomy. Or are we doing like just a.

So they. So everything is like in the ultralight backpacking world. So they call it a two person ultralight tent, but really it's comfortable for one person.

Okay.

It's very light, that one. That's about the size of it. So mine weighs two pounds. You're. You're trying to be like as light as possible because you are trekking with everything.

But it's also pretty strong too, though.

It's like.

It's a clipper.

You got to rot it up.

There's the sticks and everything that run through the frame. You kind of clip it on. Then you, like stake it out, put your guidelines Whatever. And it's not like super, super sturdy, but it is like you're not gonna blow over.

Got it. How cold was it?

So I had packed thinking because there was a cold snap like a few days before we got there. And we were. We went into it thinking it was going to be like 30, 40 degrees.

Yeah.

And you have to too, just in case because you can't be out there like freezing to death.

I packed my pants to trek in that were like insulated. I was thinking we were going to be cold. It ended up being like 70 degrees. Oh, humid.

Oh.

And I was just like. So I was like burning up walking like, this sucks.

I would have like all that extra show just tossed out. Just make my trip a little better.

But we all. It was. It was. It was comfortable. We were fine. And then I'll just kind of like fast forward. Next night, we ended up going. You like hike like six miles. Then you get to your next campsite.

Cell phone signal or no cell phone signal? No signal.

But I have a satellite phone.

Okay. So if something happened, like someone broke their leg. Yeah, you could at least.

I tried texting my baby four times. He did not respond.

Are you okay?

Are you dead?

I know I had you and find my friends. And I could just see. It was just like, he's in this area. But like, we don't know where he's at.

I'm like, Mariah, is he doing. Has he texted by? We've been talking the whole time.

I'm like, interesting.

Interesting. Yeah.

I told you to download the app. Yes.

Danielle was like, do you think he told or didn't tell Zayn on purpose about the satellite? I'm like, no, he probably told him. But it's a whole step to download the app and Zane's not gonna do it.

No, I know.

I thought an app. App to talk to you if you try.

It's the only way I can contact him was through the app. It's kind of like, what's up?

No, you don't have to. I pay for a membership for a satellite phone. It's a Garmin.

What's the battery life on that days? That's crazy.

It's. It's amazing. So I can send Boost mobile. I can send any text through my Garmin no matter what's like, you don't have service anything like that. It's pings satellite.

Is it like T9?

Yeah.

Or does it have a full keyboard on it?

On the device you have to kind of like scroll through the letters and it gets annoying. But on my iPhone, I have the app. So I can text normally through the app, but it's using my device.

Oh.

To shoot the signal up to the satellite.

That's sick.

Wow.

Okay.

I have the one on the left.

Cute.

All right, Heath. I thought Mariah had that, too, so I thought she. I thought she was texting you. It feels like you had this actual satellite phone.

Bs. Download the app, and we can, like, text through that.

I think this is a good thing for everyone to have just, like, on them or not on them. Just, like, in their closet. Just, like, have it on you in case just anything ever goes down. You just have it.

So what's cool about it is that every message I send sends my coordinates. So if I stopped responding or if something happened, she would have, like, my last.

I don't know what I would do.

From there, but they're like.

Ma'am, what are the coordinates?

29, 3 south, north.

Negative.

I'm like. I'm, like, reading his phone number.

Latitude? I don't know.

But that's. That's really good, though, that she has, like, your last coordinates for every stop. That's.

Yeah, I love the message on it. Like, rescue on the way. ETA two hours.

ETA three days.

But we were thinking about, if something did happen, if we press sos, how long it would take somebody to come pull us out and.

Or would you have to find a clearing for it to be, like. For, like, a chopper to come get you?

Well, I think. No, that's when they have, like, the rope ladder. I think they go as low as possible, and then they have the rope ladder. You see movies. I think that's how they do it. Right. In case. If it's a law, they put you.

In, like, the thing. I'd be.

I'd be a lot more worried if you weren't with the group you were with. You have three firefighters and a corrections officer.

What about me?

I'd be worried they would just go, like, get cabin fever or like, just.

No, he'd start losing it. He'd get there and be like, no, no, I can't. I actually can't. You don't understand.

I was gonna show you. So this just so you have the idea, this was, like, the bear tracks and shit, like, all by the water by our campsite.

I don't even know if I could identify a bear track.

You're gonna see this picture and be like, okay, yes.

Black bear, brown bear.

Black bears are out there. And then also with, like, the wolves. I didn't know if there was wolves out there. So my first thought went to coyote. But I'm looking at it and they were matt. They were big. Like, it was not like a. I.

Think they were suburban coyote.

Once we got out of the mountain and like Internet, I started looking it up, apparently, like, that's so cute. They call them like red wolves. So it was a cross breed between wolves and coyotes out there. Making these like weird red wolves breed in the Smoky Mountains, apparently.

Oh, no. They look like they'll eat you up in one.

They actually look so cute.

That's the size it was.

Yeah. Wow. Nope.

Did you ever get crunched for time? So, like every night we're working to a new campsite and you have that planned out along the trail. Did you always make it there in like good time over there? Any times we're like, guys, we need to. Nightfall is upon us. We gotta get to the checkpoint.

We. Okay, so that was one of the bear paws. Oh, like this was where we got dropped off and this was what we had to walk up and immediately saw all those bear, like, I don't know.

That looks like my footprints.

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Thank you so much, hers, for sponsoring this podcast. We love you. I'll tell you about this. Our last night there, we stayed in this campsite. So you. You track like six miles a day, and you get to the next spot and there's nowhere in between to, like, set up. It's just like a trail.

Yeah.

And then it opens up into a campsite. We got to the campsite and it was said posted on the trees there, this campsite is closed. High bear activity. And at this point, your option is to either trek back or trek another six miles to the next campsite or.

Going on a bear hunt.

So we're like, okay, whatever, we'll just stay. And this spot was the most insane. I have to show you what this.

Matt, you have a little bear app. It, like, shows you all the bears in the area.

It was the craziest setup I've ever seen. So it was in the middle of, like, a corner of a river, and it was like a flat plateau with, like, grass everywhere. And then somebody, I don't know when or where or what happened, but they had set up this rock formation.

Oh.

With a fire pit. But, like, look at the way the rocks are set up. There's like, a seat in every, like, corner. Flat one. And then an angled one is a back rest.

Oh, someone got crafty out there.

Super crafty. But there was seats all around.

It looks a little witchy or. I don't know. I was seeing, like, crazy.

I. I could see. See that.

But it was a really cool setup. And we're like, this is. This is really sick.

It could. It possibly could have been there for a really long time. And then people just walk up to it. They see it. They're like, oh, who did this?

Wait, talk about the other night.

Oh, so, okay, so this is the campsite we stayed at. This was our last night. And this was the most sketchy because this was like the high bear activity. Also on the way to this, we came across a bear on the trail, like, right in front of us. And we're like, okay, how big are.

These bears that you're seeing?

Probably five.

Like full grown or, like half grown?

It was like a full Size.

I don't know my bear sizes. I've never seen like a bear in person.

They're big.

Yeah. Seem like a panda bear.

And then also right on the trail on the way here was a wild boar. Oh, and those are massive and also really aggressive. Like they will mess you up like a black bear. They're not too, you know, aggressive. They, they're scared of you, so they will just like run. But a wild boar, they, they want, they know, they want that smoke. They, they know what's up. So I was more nervous about that.

Oh, wait, that's a boar. Okay. I was thinking a hog. Oh, it's the same thing.

The one that I saw clicked like that one. Like it there.

There was a movie that I was watching that, that will you up.

They do.

And it's crazy.

They will.

Oh yeah.

They'Ll. They'll eat right through you too.

Right.

Just so we end up going to the campsite, we're hanging out. It's. It's amazing. At 3:00 in the morning again, all of a sudden a. A lone guy comes walking through in between our tents.

Oh, now keep in mind because I always ask him, are there other campers around? They said this trip, for some reason nobody else was camping.

They were the only ones on this.

You don't see anybody the whole time.

But also, 3:00 in the morning is pitch black witching hour. It's not like he walks through like during us, you know, at 5:00 and he's like also looking for a campsite.

And to be by yourself.

Yes.

In that environment is so strange. It's not like you could do runyon by yourself and you're fine. Like, this is a, this is in the middle of nowhere.

So I was like, honestly, I think a lone person out there in the.

Woods is already crazy.

Scarier than like any animal.

I'd rather come across a dinosaur for real.

And the fact that he's out there by himself too, it's just like crazy.

You gotta be some other type of crazy to be doing this alone. Yeah, like people think I'm crazy and we do it with like a group of five. It's like you enjoy that and it's like, yeah, it's type two fun. But like to go by yourself and just do that.

Something's up.

Wild. Why? So I don't know why he just walked right through. He came like he had like a flashlight walking through and then he just went down and just went to the water.

And he wasn't a Ranger.

No. Just disappeared.

That's it.

Just gone. Nothing. Nothing came about it.

What if it's good? This is really scary, but hear me out. Imagine he was, like, checking it out, but he saw there's just too many people.

Probably.

It's. It's not good enough. It needs to be only maybe two people.

He was like.

He's like, oh, they're all dudes. Sorry.

No, no, it's. No, it's real.

No, it's real.

It's real.

Like, we were.

We were working on our. If we did come across, like, because we were a group of dudes, we were on the trail working on how.

You'Re around the fire. You're playing ninja.

No, but we were, like, going through lines in our head to let if a group of, like, girls walk by. Like, no, we are not a threat.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I love that. Hey, girl.

You look so cute. Good luck. It's exhausting.

Honestly, in that moment, it's probably. It's probably the best, like, best, like, way to make a group of girls feel really safe. Like, don't.

You don't have to, like, freak out.

The people do it on Tik Tok.

So I told them about it.

So we were, like, going through and, like, just like, making up.

Like, Differentia.

You're practicing your Charleston.

Your brother just.

So he's like.

He does it. It just sounds way too fake. And everyone's like, yo. The girl's just like, we gotta go. Yeah, no, we gotta go.

Oh, man. But it was really fun, was the.

Whole trail one circle. So did you know where you started? And then did that guy pick you up at the end?

So we left the car at the very bottom, grabbed the boat here. He drove us all the way up here. And then we hiked our way all the way back to the car.

Oh, okay.

But it ended up like our last day. I think we did, like, just over eight and a half miles. Day before was like six and a half. I think like another six and a half. I don't know exactly how much it was all together. Probably around 20 something. 20.

Any. Any aches? Anybody throw their back out? Any. Anything like that? Because I know I would have.

The worst. The worst thing is just like, you don't get a good night. Night's sleep. Like, you're sleeping on a pad this thick.

Yeah.

With like, no support. The grounds.

And it's night after night after night of rough sleep. Like. Yeah.

And that's. You see, and that's why, like, I don't do the trips with You. And I would love to, but it's my mind. I have really bad lower back. And you know that I would not.

Be able to handle that. Like day two. I'd be like, but we need to. We need.

Imagine, like, your back being thrown out and then you have to, like, hike up with your group and, like, you don't want to hold them back. Like, that would suck.

But, like, we were making things out there. Like I said, we were carving like, like weapons. Also. We were making, like, homemade chopsticks out there. He.

Did you do a little design in the middle.

That's cool.

I would be leaving Witchy just to freak out Future.

Yeah.

Making weird rock formations and like, you know, little sticking stuff from trees. Like the little stuff than Blair Witch Project just to freak people out.

Matt, that's. That's not. Not a bad idea.

And then that was like our.

That's a great shot.

Good formation.

You should send that to. What's that brand?

A dancer would love this picture. You guys found your windows?

Yes.

Yeah.

Whose tent is back, right?

They.

They're a little out of line.

Stop.

That's not you.

It is.

You're. You're. You got to scoot over a little bit.

The ground was dropped off right there where I was.

Yeah.

Mariah and I had to.

The show must go on.

You weren't there.

I know.

I. I was.

I. And I would never.

I was the one tripping. And then. Matt, you're going to love this. As we're going through these trails each day that we were hiking, we came across these cemeteries in the middle of nowhere.

Wait, wait, what do you mean? Like, with the.

Yes. Full blown cemeteries of people who just have years.

How far did they go back?

1700S. They were born before the country was.

Like, Your punch was 1776. But yeah.

Did you take a picture?

I took so many pictures and videos. We. I. I could not believe.

It's like, here lies Abigail.

It's clearly spirit gravestone.

Scarlet Fever.

Look at this one. This was like, one of the older ones that I saw.

Oh, my God.

Moses Proctor. Was this the Crucible?

Proctor and Gamble? Like, no, these names were Rust Proctor.

Were there former, like, townships out there that just no long longer exists and that's why the people live.

A lot of names were like, Calhoun. And then there's also a town nearby that was called Calhoun. And then as soon as we left, there was a restaurant called, like, Calhoun's. And it just seemed like they had just legacy pioneered, like, the town or something.

What was the other thing you Ran into a ghost.

Oh.

And then there was an abandoned house, like, right next to this.

Oh.

And we were walking by, and I was like, guys, don't. They're like, we have to go in.

That's how.

That's how.

A scary movie star.

I know everything.

Literally, like, every movie that you've seen where they're in the woods, they're like, look at this house. They walk in, they find something, an artifact.

I would make that my campground, though. Look at this house. Tell me you want to stay here.

I'd be dancing on their grave.

Y'all run into Sam and Colby.

They're like, hey, guys, like, give the video.

Oh, hell no.

That looks like. That looks like.

Wait, hear me out. The inside's really nice.

I would take a peek at a window, but I ain't entering.

I wouldn't even want to. I don't want to see something.

I don't want to let this in LA. 1.5 million.

You should have looked under the house.

The whole time we were, we kept saying, like, this is what you would see in a movie and be like, there's no way these people are this dumb to do this. You know when you, like, watch a movie and you're like, like, oh. So everybody just drops their backpack and goes in to do this, and it sucks you in.

It's like, I just want to know.

The story so bad.

Yeah.

I would hope to go inside and see pictures or something. Like, what? This is in the middle of nowhere and it's abandoned where I was like, let's go inside.

A bear and a wolf inside that.

Passed you guys in the middle.

That's why you can't have someone like me. You have a video of inside. Heath, you're going to get haunted. You are so.

Okay. Envision it, like, finished.

Wait, did y'all. Did you break in?

The doors were open.

Oh, okay.

Look. Front door was wide open.

Oh, shit.

Zane, doesn't this look like a cold stone? Like, ice cream scoop?

It does.

It probably is an old school freezer.

It looks like a deep fryer.

Oh, maybe they're running like a.

Like a bed and breakfast.

Yeah.

Yeah. It was probably like, maybe a. Like, like a post along the trail to, like, people who needed to eat supplies.

Like a spooky.

A trading post on this house.

It said that Calhoun name where, like, all the. The tombstones were. Calhoun.

You saw the owner and the owners steed.

You find, like, a fidget spinner. You're like, what the.

Okay, Come on.

The newest iPhone.

Yeah. Like, there's just a perfectly good charger. A USB C charger. You're like, oh, this isn't like, whatever.

We're not going to hear anything.

Espresso machine in there. You like what?

Like just aura rings in the bedroom. What?

Wait a second.

Okay, I don't want to keep talking. I could talk forever about the hike, but it was amazing. We made it out safe, nothing bad happened. And yeah, type two fun. It was awesome.

The fifth time, Man, I'm just glad you came back alive again. You just scare me every time.

Oh, real quick, I did want to say, apparently iOS 18 on the iPhone. You can satellite message now.

Yes. Yeah, I know you.

It shows the satellites above you and you point your phone, it tells you, like, where they are. And you can send messages on iOS 18 without having any service or wi fi.

That's sick.

Did you guys bring any entertainment, like, or.

I just brought a journal.

A journal?

Yeah.

Music.

Nope.

Oh, nothing.

I would not be able to. I'd be just dark circles. I'd be scaring the out of you guys. If you maybe go in that house the next day, I'd be.

He's drawing the house on fire.

All of us hanging.

You're all hanging from the bear traps.

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I had a pretty chill weekend, I don't think. Let me remember what I did. Why don't you tell us about your weekend while I remember?

I'll tell you what I did last night. I went to a Disney Channel drinking games. You know, the Disney games. That was big. Like on the Disney.

Because we were literally at Disney last night. Night you were.

You guys that went to Disney Fun. Yeah, yeah.

With the different shirts.

So, yeah, there's, there's like a red team, yellow team, blue team, green team, pink team. And so it's all drinking. I think I still have glitter on my face.

I saw that. I was like, why?

Is it. Because our team did glitter and I wasn't able to wash it off. Don't be mad, but it was really fun.

And so how do you, how do you play?

Like, so, like the first game is like a bunch of jello shots and underneath each one of the lids is like a letter. And you have to figure out who your team mascot's gonna be. And then on this stage, they all have cardboard cutouts with like a drape over it. And then there's like, once you figure it out, that's also your placement right now in the game. And we got like Zendaya, we had like a Z E N D A Y A. It's Zendaya. We got Zendaya. And it's like they revealed it. We're like, whoa, I love that.

It brings me back like that. That brings you back.

Like flip cup up and then you do a. It's like a ball bouncing thing. Was it more of a relay race?

Was it a birthday party? And then that was a theme.

Was their birthday for Pablo and Alex.

Oh, nice. Okay, so it was a birthday that was a theme. That's.

It was a blast. It was a blast. I loved it. That's what I did last night. But over the week, just every.

Every time I see Matt, I'm like, oh, oh, how was your weekend out of the state? Like, in my head I was like, oh, he definitely traveled.

Was gone somewhere.

I went to Dripping Springs for a wedding and that was really nice. And did Halloween, but.

Oh, yeah, that was Halloween. Oh, you went, oh, it was a Halloween wedding. You too. Nice.

Yes.

Did you guys hear about the. Remember we were talking about how Michael Myers or I was saying how has nobody dressed up as a killer and did something crazy on Halloween? Remember, we're talking about. Yeah, we haven't really heard anything. It just happened. This. Someone in a Michael Myers mask had an ax on Halloween and like ax. Somebody's like off.

Zane, you got to stop talking on everything you say.

No, here's the thing I think is just we don't see it happening and then when somebody hears us talking about it, then they find something. I think it's all like, I don't think I'm putting anything in the universe. You know, I'm not that special.

Oh my gosh. I was in Philly.

Yeah, it was a Philly. Michael Myers stops another location and gets another victim. Not only a little boy, but also a man with an ax and runs off.

Oh my gosh.

Still haven't been caught lot.

That's quite.

That's awful crazy.

The therapy I would need after attacker, like. Yeah, just being attacked one. That is just awful. But being attacked by a masked man.

But here, look, mate. What if the guy had like an infection that was spreading quickly like a. You know, just some. And then he was just helping him. We don't know the story yet. He hasn't been caught.

Love the imagination. Love the imagination.

I think we got his foot bit.

By like a rattles. So he amputated it to keep the blood from traveling up.

I watch too many movies, Heath. It's not a good mindset.

You've seen in a violent nature. It's this new movie out. It's like this horror movie, but it's a very interesting take. Some people, like, hate it because they think it's kind of boring. You follow the killer the entire time. So, you know, like the kids in the cabin, in the woods on a.

Camping trail, you never see that side.

You never see that side. So it's all about like the teenagers and them partying and him just like walking up and getting closer and slowly killing them off. But it's. It's this weird. It's very, like kind of like a.

Different perspective of it.

Yeah, yeah. But it's all through his eyes. And it's very. It's freaky, but good.

I feel like it's really hard to make interesting. It's an interesting concept.

It's an interesting concept. That's where it kind of fails execute. But it's worth kind of watching if you want to check.

Interesting.

Yeah.

I did a little vandalism while Heath was gone.

I'm just gonna say, what'd you do? Would you vandalize?

I love that. Heath was gone for like four days and I was just spiraling and I was just writing his name everywhere. Like, no, no, literally.

Literally.

So first I started off, like, just wholesome, and I was. I got us Christmas stockings and I sewed, like, our names and stuff and put them on the fireplace. And then I don't know what happened.

I lost control.

I lost control. I was out of control. It was out of body experience. The. The workers came to redo the street, and I'm. I'm never going to come across the situation again. And they left and the street was blocked off in front of the house. So I ran out with a screwdriver and carved our name into the street.

Because they put the cement into the west.

Full names or just initials H.

And M. Oh, okay, nice. Right in front of our driver.

No, no, but not. It was.

She was.

Was it really wet or like kind of borderline?

Like, it was kind of. Because I wanted to wait for them to go down the block.

Yeah, no, but you should see, I got home to the neighborhood. It's beautiful. It's all repaved, whatever. But also you see some rogue person that said fuck it and just drove through. There's tire marks all through it, and they were like, back and forth.

Oh, someone did it till it just like. I'm mad. I'm gonna destroy this.

Because they, like, blocked the street off. And I think they got frustrated and didn't want to, like, find a way around that's.

Crazy.

Breaking through the barricade.

I was in middle school one time, and we were at Sonic, like, the. You know, the drive in, and there was wet cement, like, in the back. And me and my friends went up with, like, a stick and started writing it. And the manager came out and just yelled at us. It was like, you little shits. Like, why? Why are you doing that? That is our property. Like, in the. Yelled at us. And I'll never forget this urge. It was a huge moment where I was like, if it was my own cement, like, outside of my own place, maybe, but, like, I shouldn't have done it at Sonic. Really bad call there was.

You get that urge, though, because, like, you don't come across that often where.

You have the opportunity closing. It's not gonna be. You're like, I got 20 minutes before this thing is dry.

And you know what you see? You see it all the time. So you think it's like.

Oh, that's not intimate. That's asphalt.

Like, girl.

Mariah, you look like a psychopath.

Aritzia, if you want to squat, get ready with me to vandalize the street.

Who's even filming this? Like, someone walking down the street. Film this.

It's a drone. I just set it up myself.

Oh, one of the workers.

I said, can you record this really quick? It'll be funny.

That's funny. Wait, that's. And it's not fully. It looks. I don't know, maybe because of the video. It. It looks like it's like, 90 dry.

No, it's almost dry.

Oh, okay.

That's why I was carving, because I wanted to put the date. I wanted to put the date, but it was too dry where I couldn't get, like, a curve in for two. So I just left it.

Your neighbors are looking at. Just like. Yeah, we. It's one of those things you're on.

The next door app. Like, who is. Like, who is this woman? Do you know her?

Like, oh, boy, you should have. You should have looked a little crazier and had, like, a robe on just like you. You're like. You could not waste any time.

Vandalization.

Oh, when. When Heath was in Tennessee, when I had a few days where I could talk to him before he disappeared, went rogue. I was. We were talking about. How about the pe. The peanut, the squirrel. But before we get into that, we. I was. I was dying. Heath was telling. You know how we were talking about the AI Animals, like the tiny little cows and the tiny pigs.

Yeah.

He was telling me how he had his whole talk with his grandparents or his parents or grandparents. His grandparents about how those were, like, not real.

Oh, you said they thought they were real.

Look how adorable cute this is. I was like, yeah, it is really cute. But, like, you know, they're not real. And he was like, what are you talking about? I go, they're like, they're.

It's like computer animated.

I was like, they're. They look really real. Like, this is fake graphics. Like, think of, like, video games.

Yes.

Right?

Yeah.

They were like, what do you mean, like, video? Like, I was like, it looks real, right? But it's not. And they're like, how do you know, though?

I'm scared what we're gonna think is real.

I was like.

I was like, this would be on the news if it was real.

Like, you're just looking at, like, a baby. Like, a baby cow in the hand.

Yeah.

Like, but how do you know it's not real? I was like, I don't really know how to explain because they're all so old and their eyesight isn't the best. So to them, it probably looks clear.

Yeah.

So I was like, knowing me now, though, if I was that age now, I 100% would believe that I'd be sharing it. I'd be, y'all, look at this. Now we are at a different time now.

We're going to be just such grumpy old people. When we're old, we're going to be like, that's AI.

Yeah, exactly.

There could be some amazing, like, Marvel. And they're like, look at this. And we're like, well, that's just AI. We're not gonna believe anything.

Anything. That's so funny how, like, old people believe everything. We're not gonna believe anything that's really interesting.

We're gonna be super cynical. Yeah, but, like, not, like, isn't this adorable? Not that type adorable.

You are not. You are not gonna believe this.

There's no way.

I want one of him.

You are not gonna believe this.

You know what? There was a. There was a point maybe, like, what, a few years ago where we couldn't really tell, but now it's just super. As soon as you see, like, I don't know what it is. It's just too perfectly 3D clear. I don't know.

I felt.

I felt bad.

It's all right.

And they're like, but I want it to be real. I was like, me, too.

But, yes, I. I saw. So I've never heard about this, like, peanut squirrel situation. I've Never heard of it.

You've never seen Peanut the squirrel.

It's a like a famous squirrel named Peanut.

There's this guy on Tik Tok and he posts.

We like squirrels so much.

He posts with his squirrel and he rescued the squirrel. And he also has a raccoon. We can't forget the raccoon.

Yeah, Fred.

He has a raccoon. Fred. And a squirrel named Peanut. But he for a living rescues animals. He has a farm. He has a whole sanctuary. Sanctuary of rescuing animals.

And he posts videos with, like, his animals. He like runs like a sanctuary, rehabilitating them, things like that. He lives in New York and he's had this little squirrel for like seven years.

I just saw the headline.

You saw the headline. So it's a trained squirrel. So he like is in the house and he's like jumping and he's like, not bothering anybody.

Like, he posts on Tick Tock. Like he's been posting on Tik.

He has a big fan money on Tick Tock Talk and uses that to fund his animal shelter and like, help the animals and things like that. And like, the squirrel is the face of this animal shelter. It's like Peanuts Rehabilitation, something. I don't remember the name exactly, but apparently somebody had like called into the state and complained to report that he had a squirrel.

And it's against animal c. I guess.

You can't have a pet squirrel. And they apparently got a judge, approved the search Warrant. They had 12 officers come into this guy's home.

You wouldn't believe how fast he acted.

Pull him out of his house, raided his entire house, took the squirrel, took the raccoon, had him sitting out of the house for like five or six hours or something like that and went through everything and ripped his whole house apart. Yeah, he couldn't feed, like, the other animals and the horses that are like, on the property and stuff because he was like, literally like in custody.

And he has a beautiful home. Like, everything's clean, everything. Like, there is nothing suspicious about these people.

Has the animal or whatever, but then they took it from him and then they cut its head off.

What? That's the. They, like, they euthanized it? Like by decapitating the squirrel?

Yes. To see if it had rabies.

Insane.

They cut his head off and killed his pet squirrel.

They euthanized Peanut and Fred for no reason.

Dude. The Internet went ballistic because people are.

Like, what just.

Right now? And like, people.

That's really dark. Even though, like the. An like the people who are part of the animal control coming in at least have they work in the animal business. They do have compassion. I understand there are situations where, like, the animals have to be euthanized, but they know how to do it humanely. But, like, decapitating is, like, really bizarre and wild.

And it's really sad because, I mean, I don't know, the person that, like, obviously called it in could have. Could have had a bad day or was a terrible person or was a person that was genuinely worried about this squirrel having some. I. I have no idea into that.

I'm so surprised, though, that he himself, though that passionate about the animals, though, did not know that he was, like, breaking the law or, like, was.

I'm sure.

But it takes to do research. There's another way to do it. Like, I would tell this guy, hey, just. Just so you know, you're really not allowed to have him. Let's bring him somewhere else.

Yes, I understand them taking the squirrel away and putting it somewhere else, and he figure it out.

I had two pet squirrels for a while in Florida. I don't know if it's legal in Florida, but we were cutting the grass and it fell out of the tree, hit us in the head. And we're like, oh, my gosh, that's a big squirrel. And then we took it in, and then we had a squirrel in our house for years until they passed away.

We had bingo, our squirrel into Luca Lake. It's just.

That's a beautiful squirrel. That squirrel looks healthy. That's the healthiest squirrel I've ever seen in my entire life. It looks clean. It looks like it eats. Look, he looks like he's having a really good life to me.

The judge just should have looked at his videos and be like, okay, this is not allowed. How can we go about this? Like.

And they killed Fred the raccoon.

Yeah.

That breaks my heart.

Crazy. Yeah.

Breaks my heart.

I just can't believe how, like, aggressive it was. Like, the whole thing. It just seemed so.

Did you ever see the video of that guy who, like, was, like, a snake owner? And, like, animal control came in to, like, euthanize some of the states, and they did the wrong one and they realized it. So there's a guy who was like, a reptile video had. He did have, like, a ton of these certain type of snakes that were, like, against the law. They're, like, an invasive species, and legally they had to come in and perform. Euthanize it. So they were taking these snakes out. And sorry if this sounds so graphic and inhumane, but, you know, you used, like, the bullet like or the like it's almost like a. It's like a nail gun. It's like a nail gun. They put it right into the head and they were doing it and killing them. And then they took out this massive bow constrictor. That was not invasive. Not on the ones they had to euthanize. It was the guy's prized one that he's had probably for 50 years.

Or it was just this like a hundred thousand dollar snake. Like a crazy.

They didn't make sure he was watching them do this.

Well I. He just didn't want to watch. He like he knew that they were coming in and he didn't want to watch it. Yeah. Obviously they have the body cam of like them doing it and then you see the one guy realize the one like copper whatever going oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

I'm not telling him.

I'm not telling him. And he goes well you have to tell him. And then the guy comes in like the owner of the snake and goes you gotta be kidding me.

Zane. It's so I.

That is Zach Squirt like in. He's. It is like the crazy little.

Did this just happen?

I feel like it happened like a year ago. The video comes up on my feed every now and then.

I've never seen that. That's crazy.

It's not that it would. It's not even that graphic of a video. Cuz you don't see them kill it. It's just see almost like a dead snake on the ground.

Yeah.

But it's just this you just know moment.

Yeah.

I mean it was an accident but a massive accident. They obviously. Obviously they didn't do it on purpose but they were not paying attention.

I mean that is such a. When you're like ending. It doesn't matter. An animal's like you have to be a hundred percent certain. That's.

I would. I. Oh yeah.

No, it's. You're screwed. And then that guy. I mean that guy is liable for so much.

I just feel so bad for this couple.

I. I feel. Yeah. It's.

At the end of the day they're just doing a good thing.

There's. Yeah. They're.

I mean like there was another way to go about it. I just can't believe how dramatic of a situation.

Yeah. It hits hard for you guys since you guys like have taken in squirrels and like share it.

I mean that was the toughest thing is what they were sharing it.

Remember posting all those stories and we shared the bingo.

I don't I have no idea if chickens were legal in Tuca Lake when I lived there. I have no idea. But we had chickens for what, two years? Yeah, if, if we would have been like, raided and like, they murdered my chickens, I would have like, I, I bald my eyes out.

What?

When the cat or whatever it was attacked Flo and killed Flo, I was devastated.

Oh, Fred is so cute.

Fred was super cute.

Oh my God. He's even cuter. Oh my God. Look at, look at the raccoon. Raccoon.

Oh, did you hear like 84, 70 to 80 monkeys have escaped in like, North Carolina.

No way.

Like, I think chimps. Oh, look. Can you look up Monkeys escaped. I wish I had a little bit of the apes. Monkeys escape in South Carolina.

That's crazy.

Yeah. 43 monkeys remain on the run.

Oh, this is South Carolina, Mariah.

Like, kind of, like, kind of cool.

Hi.

We're moving.

This is awesome.

And I don't know, monkeys aren't, Monkeys are dangerous. They are not chimpanzees. For the people who are listening, I wish I could tell you they kind.

Of look like that, that looks like Jumanji. Oh, no, no, no. Remember the scene where the monkeys are jumping on the cop car?

It does look like, like those type of.

But run free, Run while you can. But, you know, don't do any outdoor birthday parties out in South Carolina. Stay safe. What breed of monkeys are those?

Wait, are they, Wait, are all monkey, like breeds dangerous or just some of them? Like, monkeys are like, monkeys alone aren't like, dangerous, like if they, like, if they escaped.

Right.

There's also like, there's monkeys that are like, like a capuchin monkey. They're like little.

But even if they grow like full size, like just in general, like, I.

Just want to know who was the person that left the gate open.

Like, yeah, that's a lot of monkeys.

That are, that would have been me.

Go, go, go.

It's not Monkey two Monkey, or, or.

They, it like they actually like found their way out and escaped because monkeys are smart.

Yeah, I guess they were like, they go, I saw the pin code. I know it. Like, I, they, monkeys never forget. They're just like, let's go.

Ag dum aum, ag dum.

Oh, man. But damn, it's going to be sad cuz I think all those monkeys are going to die.

Oh, probably.

I think a pet raccoon would be. Well, not anymore.

Yeah, I, I, I think, I think kids like animated movies are making it, like, making them so cute. They're Just, they're actually.

They're so cute. It's like a cool, like, they look like robbers kind of dog.

Yeah, they're really cute.

I keep getting confused with skunks.

Skunks are cute too.

Skunks are cute. But why they pepe.

It's such an interesting animal. The way it looks. It's almost like they purposely made the tail, like, the tail, like, half white.

Huh.

You know what I mean? It doesn't like it. It just seems. It seems like it should be all black for what it does.

You know, you can get them, like, d. Something. Yes. To, like, so they don't shoot out that smelly stuff.

It.

What does it smell like again? It smells like, like sour.

Like, I don't know, one person. This is another thing I pictured having to deal with growing up.

Skunks.

Like getting sprayed by a skunk. I'm like, it's going to happen.

Thought it was going to happen. And then I. I was like, oh, well, at least I know I just gotta put ketchup on.

No, it's wash yourself in tomato juice.

Tomato juice. You sit in a bath of tomato juice.

Where did we learn that in Drake and Josh?

I don't know.

I forget. We learned that in some.

I don't know.

Why is it an oatmeal bath? Oh, no, it is tomato, but.

But that was only in the show, so I don't know if that's true or not.

Skunk. It smells like, you know, like people say, like skunk weed.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay.

It smells exactly like.

Yes, that.

Skunk gunk, Baking soda, hydrogen peroxide.

Oh, complete opposite, but it can temporarily mask the smell. Yeah, sure. With tomatoes. Yeah, yeah.

Smell like tomatoes.

You can mask yourself with any smell.

Like, I thought if you didn't take a tomato bath, you would die.

Die.

The jellyfish thing, you have to pee on it.

On it.

Yeah, I know that one.

Does that really work?

I don't.

I don't think so.

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