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I'm really feeling the Halloween vibe right now, baby.

You all are all in costumes. I didn't get the costume memo.

We didn't have a memo. I think we just realized that today was going to be-What costume?

I luckily just had this in my car. I saw Zane was dressed up like me.

So my costume... It was five minutes before you showed up. I was like, Oh, my God, this is the Halloween episode, and I don't have anything. I didn't want to be... I don't But I figured, Oh, no one's coming dressed up because we would have talked about it. I was like, I'm going to dress like a hunter because this is what I have in my closet.

You're a terrible hunter because you ain't even wearing camo.

I had a camo hoodie, but it looked too normal. It looked like an outfit I would wear. I would never wear this. So I decided to go with this.

You would never wear that?

I would never wear that. Why would I ever wear that?

What's wrong?

No, I would never wear This fucking-This is an embarrassing outfit.

You look like a country boy who does OnlyFans and just baits people by chopping up wood on TikTok Live.

I look like somebody, but I just cannot put my tongue-Duck Dino. I don't know. It's somebody that posts right now. They post maybe TikToks.

The three TikTok guys. The country boy trio that lip syncs.

Who dates Kristen Cavalieri?

They break up. I think they broke up.

That's Yeah, you're baiting for Kristen Cavalieri. Oh, my gosh. Hey, Kristen Cavalieri. You're so country. I love it. That's my Kristen Cavalieri impression. But yes, for the people who are listening, Zane is in full up.

It's normal. Honestly, it's nothing to brag about.

I honestly like the boots a lot.

You know this brand is cold Hunter? Because I was looking at it and I saw the brand, I was like, Oh, no way. These are waterproof. So in case I laugh or cry this episode, he'll bounce right off the boots.

Or just all this sweat.

Yeah, or just sweat.

Anything just stays inside.

For Mariah, I just want to get to her because I don't know how long this situation-I'm insane.

I just found whatever was laying in my closet.

I'm not going to like that.

Can you hear me? Should I talk to my eye?

That's a really good Michael Myers mask.

Spirit Halloween.

That was from spirit? Yeah. And they charge you that much for it?

I thought that's just cheap. That's Michael Myers after many of the franchises. The first one, it's his first day. It's all clean cut. It's white, it's bleached out.

They do have every stage, though, different quality levels.

Yeah, that's the latest stage, though.Limited edition.Limited edition. That's Halloween kills costume.

When Mariah first got here, she didn't have the mask on, and she was just wearing the Dicky's jumpsuit. I was like, Oh, okay.

She also had the wide streak. Show it off.

Can I take this off now?

Yeah, you can take it off. Why did Michael Myers wear a jumpsuit? Was he a mechanic? Michael Tyers?

You know what? I don't know why. Was it one jumpsuit? It was a whole jumpsuit? Or was it-It was like a painter jumpsuit.

It was this, a mechanics jumpsuit. When did he get the chance to pee?

I really like the white streaks.

You do? I feel like J-Waouh.

No, Ma, it really fits you. I think you should actually do white streaks in your hair. It's given like...

Who's it? Storm from X-Men? No, Robe. Robe. That's who it is.

That's the first person I thought of when I saw that, too. That's good. Does J-Wa I just bit my tongue.

I bit my lip the other day when I was eating, and I have a-Zane, you should do that more often. I have a crazy hole in my lip.

It's the worst when you bite your tongue, your lip, mid-talking to somebody at a party. You're like...

Yeah, so Can you just bite your...

No, I'm fine.

Then you do that.

Then you wake up-Checking for blood. You wake up the next morning, it's like a sore, and you're just like, Shit.

I've also been eating a bunch of sour candy lately, so my tongue is all messed up.

Getting into the Halloween goodies first.

Speaking of candy.

Remember when I said, Do people dress up as Santa or other holidays for Halloween? I got inspired. When I saw this, I was like, I have to.

That's a good buddy, the elf.

Well, the hat It was really good, but it was just like...

Stolen.

Yeah, it turned out really nice. I'm excited.

I honestly appreciate Christmas costumes during Halloween. It makes sense. But just like, zombify it. You know zombie Santa Claus. You know what I mean? Our Santa Claus that steals all the presents.

Like bad Santa. The Grinch.

Crampus.

Crampus. What a great movie, by the way.

I know. I love...

Good Christmas horror movie.

Should we talk about Christmas this episode?

Yes. No, that one Christmas movie, Deck the Hall. I love Deck the Hall.

It's called Deck the Halls, right? Is that the one where the Arnold's short?

That's when they fight over who can make the better house.

Oh, no, that's an amazing movie. What's the murder one?

Better Watch Out, Black Christmas.

No, it's really new.

Oh, come on.

Violet Night. Violet Night. Violet Night.

I love that.

I never get it. David Harbor.

That's right.

That was one of the best movies I've seen in a long time.

That was fun. For me, I'm just wearing a Halloween town sweater.

Matt, I saw you post that yesterday. I was like, Oh, he's for sure wearing this tomorrow.

Yeah, definitely. I knew that. It's so cozy and great. Where did you find that?

I saw first.

This is one of those ones that are like, there's a hundred different versions on Etsy. One person makes a It's a pretty cool design and then everyone steals it, and it's just printed.

Is that the stolen one or the original one that someone made?

I don't know. I don't know. I bought whatever one was the fastest shipping.

Do you buy a lot from Etsy?

No, not that much. I guess if it's one of these type of quick design shirts.

Honestly, they have really cool stuff on Etsy. Do they? The wall clock that we have, the mid-century Starburst one that's on our fireplace. Yes. That was a homemade one from some guy that makes stuff for Etsy out of Sweden or something. Oh, wow. But they do really homemade cool-Antiques?

You can get some good finds on Etsy.

Yeah, a lot of people have great Etsy pages. You just check it out.

It's like a more refined Facebook marketplace.

A lot of people do their own things. They sell their own products. It's a cool storefront where you can sell goods that you make.

Have you been to Halloweentown?

Like the actual one where they shot the movie? Where is it? Is it in Canada or is it in California? I thought it was Oregon. It's in Oregon. Oh, yes, it is in Oregon, but it's not on the Coast. It's in Saint Helen's. That's right.

But it looks just like the movie. I like how they take pride in it.

Yes, but I know that on Halloween, the entire cast from the movie is there. Oh, cool.

Wait, really?

For Hocus Pocus in Salem, the whole cast of Hocus Pocus, or at least the kid, Max, and the girl, and everyone else besides Sarah Jessica Parker.

It's like Jersey Shore going back to Jersey Shore every year for the summer. I love it, and I love that. Wow.

Remember where you came from.

Do you think if you were a child star, if you were just known for that one movie, you would have to go do the- I think if it was once a year, you go back and just enjoy that for what it is.

It's a classic that everybody knows.

You're probably asked the same questions about a movie that you filmed over the course of three months when you were 10. You're like, Oh, yeah, I remember this happening.

Wait, just go or you got to work?

They're doing paid meet and greets and all that. They're probably lighting the pumpkin and greeting everybody there.

Honestly, if I was in that position, I would look forward to it. I would think it's so cool.

You know in Halloween town, the girl, the main girl? The older one or the younger one? The younger, like the daughter who's the oldest of the daughters, and she learns that she's a witch. Marnie. Yes, Marnie. I think it's in Halloween town, too. She ends up marrying Calibar, the young Calibar. In real life, they're married. Oh, wow. Really? Yeah.

They're like, now- You know what? I did. I remember seeing something about I feel like a couple of years ago. Yeah, someone posted something. Yeah, they're married. That's cute. Obviously, the grandma has passed, right?

Debbie Fisher, yes. Or Debbie Reynolds. Debbie Reynolds. Debbie Reynolds, who's daughter was Carrie Fisher, who was Princess Leia.

Oh, okay. Man, R. I. Motherfuck.

I used to dance at Debbie Reynald's Dance Studio.

Oh, did you? You dance in her studio? Yeah. She sing it in the rain. Just sing her Good morning, good morning.

Beautiful.

Okay. We got to run that intro.

Roll the intro. Let's go, baby. It's coffee time, baby.

Yeah, baby.

You like that, Jordan? Yeah, baby.

Are you laughing at me or Mariah?

It's all right. You'll get one.

I'll get it next time. All right, welcome back to Zane and Heath unfiltered Who Edition. I'm Zane.

I'm Heath. I'm Matt.

I'm Mariah. I'm Michael Moyas. There you go.

Is everyone excited for Halloween? What are we doing?

I won't be here for Halloween, but I'm going to be in Dallas because I have a wedding that weekend, and I'm going to be with just some friends. But I'm going to some parties. I think so. But leading up to it, you know how it becomes like Halloweek more than Halloween?

Are you doing the same costume as you do the other years with Patty?

No, we're doing another Wes Anderson one, like Moonrise Kingdom.

Do you like to stick with anything Wes Anderson related?

I just I like those costumes, one because I just love the movies, and I like thinking that I'd be the only person at the party in that costume. You show up to a party and- Everybody's the same.

Everybody's Michael Myers.

There's going to be probably six Chapel Roans, a party.

Everyone's going to be like- You know what? I feel like this is the first year where everyone's really dressing up as trending celebrities.

I think because they have very distinctive looks for all of them.

I I feel like we didn't get that for a good amount of time. Usually, people were characters from shows or cartoons.

That's what we'll be doing. What are you planning on doing?

Did I mention already what I was going to do? I was going to do prosthetics. Yeah, you're doing the goat. Yeah, the GO. I just had it on yesterday, and it was fun. It was really easy. It was not the Night King costume that I did a few years ago. It was just the nose. But that glue. I'm going to have to take it off at night You can't just go to sleep in it. You have to remove it with oil, and it takes 30 minutes to remove it all off your face.

Is that spirit gum? Is that what it is?

It's spirit...

It's the legit stuff that makeup artists use for movies. It's like a big, full-blown face prosthetics. You can't just rip the stuff off. You have to remove it properly.

It's on there pretty good.

It leaves a really... It's not glue-glu, but it's like a... Film? Yeah, it It leaves a film on you that you have to remove with a certain acetone type thing.

Can you imagine being signed up for a movie and you have to do that every- Five hours of makeup. I think it was- That's like the Grinch. Jim Carrey, he had to get trained by a Navy seal or a military expert who understood how to withstand torture and all of that and mentally get him in a good place to be able to sit there for that.

That's insane.

I start getting really frustrated when my haircut goes over I'm just in the chair and I'm just like, Well, this is great.

I love hair. To me, it's like a massage. Not a massage, but someone touching my hair for some reason. I fall asleep every time I get my hair. Really?

No, my back just starts hurting sitting in the chair, and then I need to stretch my legs out.

Then you got to do small talk.

It's the same small talk. How are you doing? Were you on a trip? Oh, you're talking about going on a trip. But we both know that it shouldn't go over at least 5, 10 minutes. After 5, 10 minutes, it's It's silence.

I hate small talk. It'll be the small talk, and then it'll die out and then get quiet, and then five minutes later. So you got any plans this weekend?

No, never. It would be something specific to in the moment. It would never be like she's trying to think of another question, and then another question will be asked. It's just very... But I think she just knows, too, not to... She loves my quiet time.

I talk about movies with my barber or whatever, and then he'll recommend one to me, and then I book an appointment. I'm like, Shit, I didn't I'm like, I'm going to watch that movie. He told me to. Then I'm cramming in the movie to please him so we have something to talk about.

You're watching it in the chair on your phone. That's what I do with my stretch therapist who stretches me.

We talk about movies every time we're saying... She's like, She has my leg behind my head, just the most awkward position, just like this. Have you seen the substance? She's like, Oh my... Yeah, exactly. I was like, , .

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Did you have a good weekend?

Yeah, it was pretty wholesome, I would say.

Actually?

Where were you? No, I had I had a night for sure. Yes.

We both had a pretty bad night.

I don't remember what we did this weekend. Oh, okay.

You said wholesome.

Yeah, it was a great weekend. Can't really complain. It was wholesome, right?

Wholesome, too.

They were filling holes. Oh, we're filling.

We were filling electricity for sure. Sparks were flying. Sparks were flying. We decided to do a haunted house experience thing. Called the 17th Door. You went to that? Yeah, so we went to that. Oh, my God. Matt, you have no idea. We're going to just skip just all the bullshit. It was in like, Buena Park. It was in the middle of the mall, underground.

Very intense torture, whatever.

It shouldn't even be labeled as a haunted house.

They have real tarantulas. I know that there's things that can actually shock you.

They suffocate you. They vacuum seal you to a wall. They cut your hair.

What? They cut your hair. There's cockroaches.

They put you up against the wall and they put this tarp in front of you, and then they suck all the air out, and you're stuck like this, and you can't breathe.

It's like they line you up against the wall, and they shoot you with rubber bullets.

They bag you, and then they shoot you.

I don't know if it's rubber. It's like balls that are this big. I don't know how heavy they are or how much they hurt, but they're- You will live with bruises, welts.

The warnings on the walls are insane.

Okay, so you guys get there. It's very intense. You sign a release.

Okay, so- You have to work.

It's called the 17th door.

There's 17 rooms you go through. It's like a 30 something minute experience.

It's the challenge to make it to the 17th. Do most people make Can we take it to the 17th?

If you walk into a room, you can say, Mercy, if you don't want to do anything, and you don't have to, and you still continue to the next room. I think no matter what, you go through everything, but you don't have to participate. All right. But it does give Mccani Manor.

Yes, very Mekanie manner. Who did we go with?

I would love for you to tell him exactly what happened from your own perspective. Oh, really?

Okay, just to give you and the viewers, we did talk about super in-depth, the before, the after, the on basically unfiltered. We'll make it brief just so people aren't rehearing things over and over again. But we went with them to film for a Patreon vlog.

Okay.

That's why we did this whole thing. It was set up. We got permission to film in there and everything ready to go. We were the first ones there to have the extra time to be able to film and stuff.

Yeah, because there's going to be people right after us, so it was go time. They showed Cal all the rooms to be exactly where he needs to be standing to film. Then while they're doing that, we were pretty much checking in to get ready.

Just so you know, it's underneath the Buena Park Mall.

Oh, you're underground.

You go outside, and then there's this whole level that they built out. You walk through probably a football field long hallway with lights flickering, and it's done up, and it looks insane, just to even get to the waiting room to sign in and then go into the rooms.

Does it get scarier and scarier and scarier, or is it you never know what you're going to get?

We'll start at the beginning. Go ahead, Buba, from your experience.

All right. So we get there. We go basically to this lobby area where they check you in and they say, All right, you guys are here to film. Sounds good. If you can go step over and sign the waivers on that table. Sure. So we walk over to sign the waivers, and now on the walls and in the contract, you can see disclaimers and warnings, and they have a list of things. They have, like suffocation. No breathing.

No breathing.

This is my last.

Don't give up. They mention things electrical shocks, stroblites, claustrophobia. They do prepare you, but... We looked at- We don't know to what extent. But they do have warnings.

We would ask questions. It'll say the claustrophobia thing. If you would ask a question, go in detail to be like, I need to know exactly what is going to happen in there before I say yes to it. They don't tell you.

They just go, It's not bad. It's fine. You guys are going to have fun.

They brushed everything off, and I'm So we go over to the desk, and Heath's pen hits the contract to sign. I'm filling out my name. I'm getting ready to put the-So we're still basically reading the contract.

We're just making sure everything's good to go. We're signing And all of a sudden, Heath gets tased in the ass.

In my butt. There was a big dude in makeup, all done up. Came up behind me with a legit taser. What? Walked up behind me and went, boom. In the butt. And like, in the butt. He starts reacting, and Zane and Alicia were looking at him and seeing that Cal was filming, so they were like, Oh, I think he's playing it up for the camera.

There's no way that he got shot. There's no way he got tased. Maybe it's just the sound of a taser, and he's just reacting. I thought the same thing until I looked at Heath's face, and I can read him like a book, and I'm like, Oh, that actually injured him because he's mad. He's like, Wait, what?

Was that serious? I didn't know what just happened to me. I was in shock, literally.

He was questioning if it even just happened. I stupidly say- Then Zane was like, Are you serious?

Wait, was that real? And he was like, I don't know. You want to find out? And then the guy immediately starts going up to me. So in this moment, I'm panicking because he just-They didn't know the severity of what just happened.

So he goes up to Zane Zane, and Zane goes, Oh, no, no, no, no, He shocked him into the ground.

Zane fell.

I got war wounds. Look, I collapsed right to the ground, right?

It's underground, so it's concrete. The only thing I hear is the taser and Zane's bones hitting the concrete. And I was like... And he got right up, and he was like, If this is what we signed up for, I'm not doing it.

So wait.

We didn't even sign the waivers yet.

Then when we were done, so we knew when we went to the front desk and got the rundown, there is a piece of paper that says you could pay $7 to get this red pendant. It's basically like a glow stick around your neck. If an actor sees you with that on, you're immune to anything to do with bugs and electrical shocks. But at the bottom in fine print, it says 93% effective. So as soon as Zane collapsed to the ground, we all beelined and paid $7 for the pendant. I think our gentleman was just like, What do we do?

Because we didn't want to get taste again. In that moment.

We got the pendence on. We're all standing there. I see their faces, and they're done for the night.

We're literally just like...

They go, Hey, if you guys want to use the bathroom before you start, you have 10 minutes. We're like, Perfect. We go use the bathroom, and we... We did. Irish goodbye.

Did Remi and Alicia do it?

No. Remi didn't do it at all. Alicia was with us.

Alicia already didn't want Then when that happened, she was quiet. She was just like, This is way too much.

Holy shit. It's crazy because I was so excited for everyone to do this because I said it all. Everybody was saying... Everybody was nervous for this, and I was like, I don't know what you guys are talking about. I'm not saying mercy. I'm good, baby.

This is going to be so much fun. You can say mercy if you want and sit it out, but just know I'm not I'm doing every room, and I'm getting through this, but if you want to sit it out, go ahead. We were hype.

Four minutes later, bye.

I was the first one to call it out.

I was like, If this is it, I'm not doing it. We're not doing this.

There's no way.

The thing is, there's a difference. They called it an immersive... What did they call it? Was it a haunted house?

It was a haunted experience. An immersive.

I'm thinking they can grab you.

I thought we were just going to put our hands blindfolded in some cold noodles and be like, Bring it.

Pealed grapes. Yeah.

Eyeballs. Pistachio shells. Binger nails.

Look, I was aware that there's going to be some out-of-the-box stuff, right? But just knowing that Keith and I were so intensely taced in our asshole before we even signed the waiver. In my head, I was like, who knows what's going to happen in these 17 rooms that we have to walk through? I was like, if this happened already, then we can't do it.

Have you talked to anybody personally that you knew who had done 17th door? No. I got invited to do it with Grey's World. Do you know Grey's World on TikTok? No. Oh, he's so funny. He invited me to go do it. I think it was last year, but we had just got married, and I'm like, I can't make you do a haunted house. But I always regret not going, but he goes every year. That's okay.

You didn't miss. There were people in line that we talked to.

There was people that we were passing that just got out of it. They're like, Yeah, we've done it.

People walking out of it, crunching. It's a great time. Missing teeth on a stretcher with a whole IV.

The 17th of soul.

Yeah, they were just like, We've done it before. It's just like little torture rooms.

I don't know what's worse, or not getting to complete the haunted house or just having to drive back all the way from Bueno Park. We didn't know what was worse either.

Driving all the way out there just to be there for 10 minutes.

I just hate going all the way to Bueno Park and then driving all the way back.

The thing is that I personally don't think that they're going to every single person that's about to sign a waiver and shoving a taser up their ass and lighting them on fire. I personally don't think they are.

It's the position of where the taser went was the issue. They were like, maybe if he chose my arm, I understand if you're trying to avoid the chest area, like the heart, but there's other options. And then I looked up videos. Of course, I did my TikTok research because I didn't want to look up videos and know what to expect. I wanted it to be a surprise. So then I was looking up and I'm like, This is horrible. There was another Another guy who got tased in the ass, but the actor was holding him, like cradling him in a vulnerable position. And it's right on TikTok.

They were like, Hey, Zack, easy with the taser.

They know they did.

They did. I guess you guys were invited to go, so you didn't have to pay.

No, we weren't invited. I reached out.

Okay. But it was a free experience for you all to be able to do it. Do you think, though, in that moment, if you had paid for it and you got the tase and you're like, I don't want to do this, Sorry, you already paid. Bye.

Yeah, for sure.

I think- Because we paid for the Mercy Pendence immediately after getting tased.

Yeah, and then we left five minutes later after buying the Mercy Pendence.

We still have our contract because we never had it in there.

I forgot to take my mind right with them. I want to go.

But I'll just wear padded, shock-free underwear.

If you're going to go, definitely don't film it. I think us having that camera, I think-I think they tried to hype it. They tried to make it more intense, which is not what we wanted.

That's how I was expecting a big ass glow stick.

I'm like, How is the actor going to see this? James Charles did it. He did the whole thing. So I don't know.

Well, with his Brazilian butt lift, he can't feel a thing.

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Tonight, you are going to a more mild on an house. Let's see how I got to keep...

But he and I just had this sense of we felt like we could handle it. I don't know what it was because Because we know everybody does it. We've seen all these influencers do it. I don't know. Was that something that everybody gets? Is a taser of the butt?

I think it was just like...

I think it made you more uncomfortable than anything. It wasn't like you were scared. It was...

And I I told her, I was like, I just got tased in my butt. If we go in and do this, it's not that a taser is the most painful thing in the world.

We've been tased before.

It does. It shocks you. You feel it. It It didn't feel good. But being in my butt was obviously very violating. I was like, If I see that guy in there again with a taser coming at me, I physically won't just stand there and take it. I don't want that feeling again. So if he was to come after me, I am going to defend myself.

Could you say the mercy thing?

Defend myself. I would be like, No, I'm not going to let you do that.

In that moment, my brain was telling me that my mercy is not going mean anything in that place. After that happened, I was like, I just don't think they're going to really listen to us. And that's why I was truly scared. For me, it wasn't really the up the butt thing. It was crazy, but for me, it wasn't that. It was how long he had that taser in my…

That was your 17th reason.

That was my 17th reason. For me, it was how long he had it on my body. That's what really, Oh, we're actually going to be tortured in this thing? I'd rather not. I don't know what they're going to do to Mariah and Alicia. What if they're getting Was Cal at least like, Oh, no, let's do it.

The thing is, they let Cal, while we walked away to think about if we wanted to do it, they had Cal do a walkthrough of each room so he knew what we were going to go through. So he came out and I think the actor knew he messed up a little because then he snapped out a character and was talking to Cal, and he was like, I hope that was okay. I just saw you guys were filming and just wanted to amp it up.

And he was like, I think they'll be all right. Apparently, he got my contact over there told me that they scoled him. But I think when you see people walk away from something that was like, they're really excited to do, you have a second thought. You're like, Hey, maybe that was a little too far. He just read the room wrong. I think he just saw two dudes that were filming and thought it would be funny to do that. I would let he taser me as a joke. I'd be a little consensual. But it just came out of nowhere. It came out of left field.

Or at least give me a clear starting now. Okay, be on alert. But it was like, Hey, guys, welcome. Go over there and just sign the waivers.

It was strange that you were... They didn't check if you signed it.

No, they didn't.

We to not make sure. It's like you were reading electrical shocks made...

Your signature is like...

Anyway, so we did not do it. But if you want to do it, and if you're into that type torture stuff. I'm sure you will love it. It seems fun if you're into that.

I'm good. I'm down for that as a fun experience, like what I thought we were going to do, but when you're actually genuinely hurting.

How long would the entire experience have been?

Would it have been 33 minutes? Oh, that's it. I don't know, man. We were only in there for five minutes, and it felt like we were in there for an hour and a half after. I don't know. I just felt like it would have felt like forever. I get it. I feel like when we're telling this story, I could see somebody else like, Oh, they're over-exaggerating. But man, I wish you could feel what it felt like when he put that taser in our butt and just pressed fucking on for that. It was crazy. It was just concerning. We just didn't know. But this is the spooky season. This is what it's all about. That's right.

I did What was the spooky yesterday. What did you do?

What was something spooky yesterday?

I went to-Your hair?

The white street?

I didn't realize it was spooky until he was like, This looks sketchy. Why did you do that? The burger that I got the other day? Oh, yeah.

You had a spooky burger?

I was going to dance class, and I was there early, and I'm like, Let me walk around. I was on Melrose, and I was like, Let's go get food, me and my friend. We were walking, and there's this place on Melrose called NoMu, and they shut down.

It's like a dairy-free milkshake.

Well, NoMu also- It's so good. It's vegan burgers. The first time- Because it's NoMu, no cow.

Right. So NoMu shut down, and I walked past it yesterday, and one of their back windows, they had stickers of the Spongebob- Oh, yes. Crabby Patty. Crabby Patty. I didn't put two and two together, but I was showing Keith pictures, and I was like, I ordered it through this random window, and he's looking at the pictures, and he was like, Why does it not even say Wendy's? It didn't say Wendy's anywhere. It was just, We have the Sponjab Crabby Patty here. I was like, Let's just try it. So we go to the window, and we were... This was before class. We were just going to get French fries and a drink because I didn't want something heavy. And I was like, Hey, can I do French fries? They go, We only give you the entire meal, the box. I'm like, All right, I'll take a bite of the burger.

So you have to get the whole thing as a combo?

You have to get the whole thing, yeah. It basically looks like a happy meal. I got it through the window, and we just sat outside this vacant restaurant.

It's closed down. It's just a random window in this closed building.

It's like they just put up random signs that said, We have the Crabby Patty here. The girl working the window, there was no-It's plant-in. No one was in a uniform. It was just people my age just running it. It felt like I went to a ghost or something.

She was like, It was the best burger, though.

I tried it, and it was the best burger I've ever had. But then I told Heath about it.

Pull up the picture because I'm looking at the picture and I'm like, Where's the Wendy's? Where's the collaboration thing? Then it says some other name on it, and I'm like, Wait a minute. This doesn't have anything to do with the Crabby Patty thing that's going on right now.

Or Wendy, or no fast food chain.

Not like Custy Crab, but with a C.

Yeah, with a C.

Like, Crabby Patty. It's like a dupe off It's the crabby Patty that gets tainted in the show where it's got the bugs and the hair and stuff in it.

Meanwhile, I'm excited. I feel like I found a little secret... Top 10 secret spots in LA.

You don't have the name of this place?

That's all they had up.

Oh, so it's called Marathon Burger?

The building was just this.

Maybe this is a- Can I see the building? Oh, my God. It's just someone's apartment. They I just built a window in there.

So this building on the other side is just vacant. It's all boarded up. There's no sign.

They use the kitchen from Nobu Burger for this. This is their pickup window. So they're probably Nobu.

Nobu.

What did I say? It's Nobu. I said Nobu. That's good as fuck.

There is some ride. This does make me believe it. It really is like a Ghost Kitchen you can order from Postmates because they have that shit everywhere.

And it says Nickelodian on it. So it's definitely part of the franchise. I think, yeah, this is like a ghost burger. A ghost kitchen. Ghost Ghost Kitchen collab with it.

You know the place I love to eat at Goop? Yeah. Goop is a Ghost Kitchen. You can't go in. Really? Yeah.

Like Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop? I don't know. They have a restaurant? She has a restaurant called Goop?

There's a place out here called Goop Kitchen.

That's amazing. It's just Goop. It's not the skincare brand.

G-o-o-p?

Yeah, that's the name of the restaurant. It's like Asian Fusion or something like that? Yeah.

It's amazing. It's also Mediterranean.

And Mediterranean, yeah. I ordered that three times a week. It's so good.

It is Gwyneth Paltrow.

Oh, so yeah, it is. She has a skincare brand and a little Ghost Kitchen, too.

What's really cool, I don't know if you guys have seen this, but on DoorDash Postmates, they have meals that you can buy from local chefs, and they're like 10 bucks, and they're full-blown meals, but it's people cooking out of their own home now.

Wait, Postmates? Yes. You can now cook from your own home and sell that food on- But it's way cheaper than restaurants.

I'm surprised that's all.

Do you have to be like- I'm sure you have to be approved.

Someone has to come in and make sure your whole kitchen's sanitary and you have to pass codes and stuff.

But there's so many different types of meals. They come in these little lunch box-looking section divider things.

It's like, have you guys heard Ready, Fit, Go? No. Okay, so it's like a franchise place. I think they have three in LA. It's like a meal prep place. You walk in, they'll have different foods all stacked up in Tupperware boxes. But it's like homemade meals that are in there, and you go pick it up. It's perfect for people that are trying to cut, like are on diet or want to eat healthier, and it tastes really good. It's right across to Zila. But Ilia loves it. They eat there every day, but they have it all over LA. Is that what you're talking about, though? No, it's just like-A place like that? Or is it out of their home?

No, it's individual people all over the city that are just sending meals out from their own kitchen. It's not an actual restaurant.

I started doing that. It's just dry ass chicken. It's Mac and cheese from Kraft and just a dry piece of chicken.

I bet people would pay for that if they didn't feel like making it.

The Zane Spooktacular.

Sandwiches taste better when other people make them. They do. It could be just a cold-cut sandwich. It can be a peanut butter jelly sandwich. It's so much better when someone else's hands make it.

Should we test it out and you make one and I make one and see if you like mine better?

My peanut butter and jelly sandwich is so good.

They smack.

What do you put in it? That's so... That's...

Peanut butter.

Jolly bread. But do you butter the toast and then get that going?

No, I was just going to say that.

No, like a basic peanut butter, jelly sandwich.

Okay, That sounds good, though, to butter it.

The game changer for peanut butter and jelly, though. You do peanut butter, jelly, and then in the middle, put ruffles.

I can see that being good.

It is the most- A little bit of extra salt. A little salt, a little crunch as you bite through. Oh my gosh, it's the best.

Why do I think it would taste really good is if you crumble a bunch of pretzels in the middle of it. That could be good, too. Pretzels, yeah.

I used to I have a couple of pretzels on my ice cream.

Pretzels are a little too hard. I would choke on it. I need to have full awareness of a pretzel in my mouth and know where it's going and then digesting it. If I bit it and I never got around to that pretzel bit and then went down my throat. No, no, no.

You wouldn't break it apart in pieces like this. It's blended. It's very small pieces, almost like a crunch. Okay. You know how peanuts? Yes. It's like fine peanuts chips that you'd like, sprinkle.

As I've gotten older, I have started liking the crunchy peanut butter, though.

Oh, I do love crunchy peanut butter, but I don't like it because I put peanut butter in my smoothies.

I don't want to deal with the crunch peanut butter. Getting that off and shit.

Mariah, can you one time make us a homemade Crustival?

Oh, like an Uncrustible?

Uncrustible. I think I said this a hundred times, but we wanted Uncrustible so bad growing up, and we never, ever were allowed to have it.

I finish your line. They're expensive.

Instead for Christmas, my mom got us our own Uncrustible's press that takes the crust off, but it has the little design.

I want an Uncrustible XL. They're too small.

Yes, I agree.

They need to be this big. Just make the slices bigger and just get a big boy. This big. I need that because it's too small. There's not enough in the damn package. You're fighting over who's going to have the less. Exactly. Something you can share, too. You could cut it in half.

Mariah, my My mom would never buy me something like that.

I just didn't eat the crust. It just didn't taste good. I would just eat up to the border and then ditch the crust, and I would-I'd be like, No, mom, eat the cru- After I eat the crust, mom, see if you enjoy it.

I will say, shout out to the parents out there that would eat the ends of the loaf and give you the inner pieces. My dad would always give me the good slice, and then he would just have the ends that are super thin. I would never. Where the whole thing is crossed.

I would never for my kids.

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Did you guys see the kid on TikTok that posted about how he went to Paris? He got crepes from a little kiosk thing? You know how those vendors in the middle of... It's by the Eiffel Tower, so he's like, Oh, you know what? I'm hungry for a crepe. So he orders a crepe, and he's sitting there, and he's eating the crepe. He's saying, Mmm, yummy. It's delicious. And all of a sudden, as he's finishing it, He sees the guy taking two bags. This was towards the end of the shift, end of closing. This guy has two big bags of... One is filled with fruits, and one is filled with fruits and one is filled with just crepe flour, whatever it is. He's watching him and he sees him go to a sewer line and puts it in the sewer, underground in the sewer. He finds out that that's where these vendors store their food.

It's underground in the sewers. Wait, what?

So they don't bring it back home. Oh, no. But it's like a known thing. It's disgusting.

Oh, yeah. They got it cracked out a bed.

It doesn't matter. Imagine just shit all around the bag, and You're pulling it out. There's going to be remnants of shit just going on the food when you pull it out.

I'm so hungry. That just like, ruised.

So gross.

Damn. Nasty. Nasty.

He couldn't believe. He was in show. He finished the just sees this.

That's why I don't trust any touristy food kiosk. Just like in the middle. Even something, you're right under the Eiffel Tower and someone's trying to sell you something, I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it.

Brian Mariah would be like, We'll taste it good.

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I went to F1 this past weekend. I was going to ask, how was that? Wild. Well, I think it was my first true car race. I went to car races as a kid, but maybe NASCAR. Have you been to a NASCAR? When I was a kid, I went to something in Dallas, but I was five years old and do not remember. This was my first Formula One event. It's the US Grand Prix down at Coda, track of Americas or whatever it's called. It's a big daily event. There's something on Friday, something on Saturday, and the big races on Sunday. We didn't go to the first two events.

Was M&M there?

M&m performed. No way.

Oh my gosh.

That's badass. I love them. Sting performed. That's really cool. M&m performed. Who else?

I feel like M&M hasn't performed in years.

No, he actually just performed at the VMAs.

Oh, really? He's back, and he's a grandpa.

He's back, and he's a grandpa.

Grandma M&M.

Good for him. The vibrations.

There's something there.

Of the car.

What I've noticed at these races, the few that I've been to, nobody really watches until the very last lap. And not only that, it's weird. They peel for any accidents. When an accident happens, then everyone's like...

It's sad.

It's a thing that people want to see is accidents.

But it goes by so fast. That's just the cars in the moment going zoom. But the race itself, it's 56 laps. I grew up with Indy 500, and I don't know if timing-wise on an Indy 500 lap, if it's the same time, but I thought it went by so fast. So we got to go to the paddock. We were in the Aston Martin Ramco suite. So we were with... I'm eating lobster.

Or the O'Viers, drinking a little strict cocktail.

Having some truffle, ravioli. They're having the truffle on the shredder.

Sometimes it's nice to be treated like a king. Oh, yeah.

We're getting custom cowboy hats. It was nice. There were celebrities walking around, but you know what? Who'd you see? Gordon Ramsey. Oh, Yes. Just amazing shape. Let's get to the race.

Is he judging all the food that he's eating? Does he eat something that's just hot?

He wasn't in my suite, but he was walking around the paddock. The paddock is where the fancy, fancy people are in all of the team's suites.

Did he look approachable?

I don't know what dude, if it was his friend or his bodyguard next to him, but Gordon Ramsey is in amazing shape. It looks like he could kick your fucking ass, and his friend looked like he could kick your ass as well, and they were just walking with a purpose. Love that.

They should do a fight between Gordon Ramsey and Chef Irvine.

Chef Boy, are you?

I don't know Chef Irvine.

He's built, dude. He used to have a bunch of shows on Food Network. Robert Irvine, I'm about to pull him up. He is massive. He looks like he could have been a WWE, like, wrestler.

We got to go backstage or in the garages where we weren't even allowed.Oh.

Shit.oh, he's jacked.

He actually made his own fitness protein bars, too. He's an insane chef.Rober.

Irvine.what.

Are the protein bars he makes?Fit Crunch. That's it. Oh, my God. They're in every gas station.

It felt like, though, the hunger games. I mean, we were with the Rich of the Rich.

In the paddocks, they crazy people.

Crazy people with crazy money, people from all over the world. When we went down to the garage and we got to get the private tour and go up and see the cars, we weren't even allowed to film because the technology they had around was so high tech. There's so much insane privacy between the team.

Did they have robots as waiters? No, robots as waiters. Would you like another nick Brown? It was like the hunger games.

You would see these just executive businessmen that just looked like... You know the man who's trying to not age at all who's doing that experiment? They all looked It was just like...

Well, they were just dressed because they probably had hundreds of thousands of dollars on drivers or drivers betting.

What I thought it was so fascinating about the racing teams themselves. The team, just For this one racer or for your... There's two racers usually per garage or racing team. If you're on the McLaren team, Ferrari, a team of 840 people. You know how many people talk to the driver? One guy. Because that's just the hierarchy of it. Because one of my questions to the guy was like, So are you guys when the driver's here? Are you all telling him stuff? He goes, No. One person talks to the driver.

I could see that because I feel like there's so much going on. It confused the driver. Two different people are telling him.

You know how it's weird how we're getting older. Now when we even watch NFL sports games, the guys out on the field are our age now. The drivers are like 24, 23, making $12, $20 million every year. It's crazy. Insane. They all have the most interesting stories. Some of the drivers are kids of billionaires, and they've just been around the sport. Some kids grew up in tiny villages and just worked their way up all the way here.

Because this is an expensive sport. You need money to even get into this.

I was in just a fun, goofy mood during the tour, and I asked one of the guys who was explaining about the car and all the controls. I said, How hard is the car to drive? If I got in there, could I at least know what to do to make it move? He goes, I want to be as polite as I can to respond to that question, but absolutely not. This is a Formula One vehicle. This is a race car. It's not like... I was like, Okay, but he...

I would have walked away wanting to...

It was the most polite British thing.

I'd rather get taced.

I'd rather get taced. Taste my ass.

But it was a good question because for everyone in the group, everyone was like, Yeah. Yeah, could I drive? He did a drive and he was just like, That's ridiculous. Do you understand what you're saying? What all these people around here doing?

They're also so powerful, too. If you hit the gas, you'll break the tires loose. So you have to be like...

Yeah, and how many tires they go through. I mean, they were just like, stacks of stacks of tires. I'm like, Don't we have enough tires?

Matt, that exact situation, to go back to the question to ask, this is why I don't go up to any celebrity or anybody and ask anything because I just feel like anything I have to ask is just the stupidest question.

It's like, yeah, I'm not on a level enough to be able to ask.

I'd rather save that embarrassment because I know something Something like that, a reaction like that, would be my 17th reason. It really would. I couldn't handle it.

I hung out with a pro former soccer player through the entire day. He was one of the influencers and creators. It was really cool because even my brother was like, You're with Clint Dempsey? I mean, he's a soccer legend. I'm like, I'm familiar with this guy, but I was asking him so many soccer questions.

How round is the soccer ball that you guys play with?

I was asking, Do you have a soccer ball in your room? Are you on your bed just juggling the ball? He's like, No, I don't carry a soccer ball with me.

He's like, No, he looks at his PR and he's just like...

Get me out of here. But we were homies by the end of it. It was great. But my only thing, I really got addicted to definitely the sport, seeing the camaraderie in the teams and how much work goes into it. That was really beautiful. Race experience, though, they go by so fast, and then you're having to look at a Mario Kart screen to see where they're at. Then that gets on who's passing who. You always feel so bad for the guy who's in the last place.

It's like watching a motocross tournament. I have no idea what the hell is going on there.

You can lap other people when you don't know who is completed more laps.

I can't even keep my eye on a certain rider because I'll keep my eyes like, Okay, I found it, and I'll keep my eye on it, and then all of a sudden, he's gone. Yeah, it's like watching-And he ends up over there.

Someone with cups moving a ball around. Yeah, it's wild.

Also, it's for the Indian Indy 500. So it's not 500 laps. Is it not? It's not. So Indy 500 is 200 laps. So the number is how many miles? So it's Indy 500 miles.

My mom's from Indiana. I feel I'm a dummy.

Yeah, so what is it? It's all right.

You don't know. Yeah, you just went to your first F1 race. How would you know?

Indy 500 is 200 laps around a 2.5-mile oval. Oh, shit. It's okay.

You didn't know one thing.

My mom would be... I watched the Indy 500 as a kid all the time. So?

That's all right. You know how many things I watched Halloween 10 times a Halloween? I don't know any character names except Michael Myers.

It's all right. I thought you said Halloween town in the movie.

No, Halloween. I only know Michael Myers.

I was like, Marny. I said it already. That's true. You're good. I get it. You're good.

But it was insane and awesome to watch.

Just make sure I hope F1 doesn't see this. That's embarrassing.

I think they'll be fine. They might not bring that What's going on at F1? I just feel about it.

Who ended up winning?

Charles Leclerc. Ferrari. Ferrari first and second. Is it Leclerc? It looks like Leclerc, but it's I think Leclerc because he's...

Wow, 27, huh?

He's a handsome devil. 31.

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But, yeah, it was a really fun week in doing that and a UT loss.

Did you go to a UT game?

No. Tickets kept getting more expensive, more expensive. And We're having a couple cocktails. We're drinking at the tailgates, and Patricia's like, Let's just do it. Let's buy it. Nothing was wrong with my credit card, but just apparently when something is getting so close to a sporting event, the app keeps failing. I was like, This is a sign I'm not going to buy the tickets.

What app is failing?

Like a gang? No, the bank.

That's why you got to use Seageek, baby. Yes.

Apparently, when you're less than one hour to a sporting event for some reason, it just tickets will walk in and can't happen. So we didn't go, and the team ended up losing. Are you guys believers in the butterfly effect?

Like the movie? Explain the butterfly effect.

Butterfly effect essentially means one butterfly flaps its wings, and just that small of a movement can cause a chain reaction of events that makes something happen.

Yes, I do.

We left, and they lost, I believe, 30 to 15. I think that was the final score.

Is it similar to the domino effect? Yes.

Everything has its a reaction from a small as to a butterfly flap in their wings.

If you never went to a party or something, maybe you never introduced these people, and then this whole reality would have never happened if it wasn't for you there.

But saying something so small-Cut like Jessica Carbo introducing you and he You know what I mean?

Exactly. Saying the flap of a butterfly's wings could cause a chain reaction or one raindroplet can cause a flood.

Do you think it's only minor events or it has to be in some way major where it affects the the whole world.

That's what I was thinking when I was watching the team lose, and I was like, damn, I'm so happy I didn't go to the game. But then I'm like, what if I did buy the ticket and I actually was there? If I could go back in the time machine with my presence there?

Yes, they would have won because you were watching.

To me, that's not major enough. There's no way.

That's what every single sports fan thinks, that their little routine that they do at home in their fucking living room on the couch. I didn't crack my beer a certain way, and I ate my hot dog before my beer, and they always win when I eat it after. I messed up. I'm so sorry.

It's too far apart from the situation, but something at the game.

Zero effect.

Something has to happen at the game, right? Maybe something on the field at a football game. If the coach never said to do this play instead of this play, I think that close, I think, can really change entire.

Once again, if If you did have the time machine and it went back and suddenly it did happen, it would completely confirm the butterfly effect. You know what that is? That's faith, baby.

No. What's that word? When you're like, something's going to happen, but you have to tell yourself it's going to happen.

A manifestation?

Manifestation. The law of attraction. Yes. A hundred %. Do you have any weird good luck charms? Is there anything that you have in your life that you do think is a good luck charm?

No, that's a great question.

I don't think I have anything. I'm a knock on wood, knock on glass a person. I do that. When I go under a yellow light, I hit the roof every time. Those are my only superstitions.

I think I can't answer for me, but maybe somebody else knows my good luck, charmed to something that I always just am able.

You don't have a ritual or anything like that for anything specific. A lot of people have those things where…

Oh, you're saying a ritual that I do that brings me luck? Yeah. Oh, I thought you were saying just something that happens to you that works every time. I thought that in a sense of love.

Sometimes it's just practices that you have and you just think, I'd rather get good mojo and vibes from doing this activity. Or is there like, you have a lucky pair of underwear when there's a big day and you're like, I hope to do that.

You want to know what my ritual is? What is it? Praying to Jesus Christ. Amen. That's who we put it into his hand.

Who was it, Michael Scott, who said, I am not superstitious, but I am a little superstitious.

I am a little sticious. That's so good.

That's a good line. Oh my gosh.

We need to figure out something for you with the office in some way. You know how I have Game of Thrones?

How can I watch it even more?

No, not watch it even more. I think you need to involve yourself in some way, like what I did or what I tried to do.

For the reboot, like some...

An extra. Just an extra where you're somewhere, where they're talking and you're in the back.

It's 17th door, but it's like Dundermint.

17th cubicle.

We were making jokes on the way to the bathroom.

We were saying the 17th stall. One stall, you're going, you have to dunk your head in the toilet and flush.

Because there was porta bodies right outside. Imagine it started. There was moments where we thought it started when we walked in somewhere. We're like, Wait, does it start now? We don't know where to go.

Oh, God. Something happened on my back.

Just down?

Right here on my right side.

Do your stretches, Matt. You have to do your stretches. I'm telling you, it's very important.

I can't tell if it's muscle or my kidney.

No, I mean, do you feel like the bottom of your back to your hip?

It's right here.

That's exactly where I got sciatica, was right there.

Maybe stand because that couch is not helping.

Me and the rest of the podcast. It cuts it, it's just this crotch.

We find out these seats are actually causing us a lot of issues.

It definitely is because I'm not a back issue person. It's only when I sit in this couch.

What about you? How do you feel on that seat?

Oh, my back hurts everywhere, wherever I sit.

Okay, yeah. Interesting. Oh, my gosh. I've just never... Maybe we should go back to the yellow tables and computer chairs.

Did I tell you all my old hoot and a half couch that my really '90s, like, back here-looking one? I sold it to a guy on Facebook Marketplace, and I was asking him, Oh, it's a great couch, super '90s. He goes, Yeah, we're using it for a play. I'm like, No way. What play? He's like, Oh, Tartuffe, which is this, I think it's Shakespearean play, but they were doing it, I think in Topanga or somewhere, and it was in a play. I pulled up pictures and it's my couch in this play. Really?

Oh, I honestly thought, I wouldn't be surprised if you went to the actual play just for the hee-hee-hah of seeing it. No.

I just remember he told me, and then I knew a couple of months passed, and I'm like, There has to be pictures of my couch, and it's just wild seeing the couch on stage with a bunch of people.

I've been waiting to see our desk. I know. We sold a desk, and they said they were using it for a game show. Oh. For Universal? Yeah.

Wait, how long ago was this?

This was-Right when we were leaving the old house some six months, seven months ago?

It would have been out by now.

Yeah, I don't know.

Maybe they just found a pilot.

Isn't there like, what's the percentage of shows that filmed and just never make it live? Isn't it like a giant %? Tons. So crazy. Tons.

Pilot seasons, all of that.

Imagine filming a whole season of something and it's just not good enough.

Normally, they would do a pilot, and if it gets picked up.

Matt, that's your couch.

Yeah, that is my couch. That's it.

Did you get Goose once when you saw it?

No, I think it was just like, wow.

Is it because you got it from somewhere else? It wasn't yours for years.

I'm just glad knowing it went to the arts. Just to support local theater. That's funny. Perfect transfer. Did you see Walmart got in trouble for selling this sweater on their website? Search Walmart, Let It Snow Sweater. This happened, I think, in maybe Walmart Canada. But you know how Walmart online has just the weirdest shit listed?

They have a lot of stuff that you wouldn't think Walmart would have.

They sold this Let It Snow Sweater.

There's no way this is real. No. There's no way he's doing a lot.

It was in Walmart?

It was not in Walmart, but it was listed on Walmart online.

Got it. Okay.

That's a really good Spencer's sweater, though.

Yes, 100% obvious. That would be in Spencer's now, right? Or is that too risque?

He has a straw in his hands.

Why didn't he even realize it was straw?

For the people listening, it is just this two-dimensional snowman sitting at a table with a ball of cocaine and lines.

Look how dilated his pupils are. Yeah.

Obviously, it's Christmas theme. So the pile is a bunch of little snowballs and then the lines of snow.

That's That's really funny.

That's so funny. There's got to be approvals before something goes live on the site. Who the hell pushed that through?

That's crazy.

It had to have been somebody that was getting fired.

I think they bought a store just to link their products onto their marketplace, and they bought a batch of stuff and did not fully look into it, and then that just got linked to the store.

Just slipped right through.

Let it snow.

It's funny because it's so clearly There would be no way for them to try to explain. No, no, no.

There's just no way around it. It's just, yeah, he's doing pixies. Imagine some TikTokeer gets a Walmart deal and they're just like, Hey, just pick any clothes from the site, and then and just promote it. Creative is on you. You post whatever you want.

This was part of it. This is your brand.

Love this Christmas sweater.

Yeah. Oh, so you don't want me to post it? Pay me.

They should make one where it's Kim Kardashian and she's like, putting new marble over her counter. Right.

That whole lure. I remember seeing that. Did you also see this whole dash cam scam that happened in Queens, New York? Yes. It makes me want to get a dash cam so bad. Me, too.

I think that's a great promo for getting a dash cam.

For the people listening who don't know the full story, this happened in Queens, New York. A woman had a dash cam and basically got scammed by some insurance fraudsters who pulled into her lane. Try to cut them off. Then they realized she didn't hit them. So the car decides to go in full reverse, smashes into the back of her car. And then what's even weirder, they had clearly a trash bag on the back windshield. You can tell these switch drivers, and then they all get out, take photos of the whole situation, and then even one of the passengers walks up and sees.They're holding their neck.They're.

Holding their neck.

They look and he sees the dash cam and he's like, Oh, shoot, and turns away.

You can see him his mouth and say, They got a dash cam.

What was the whole thing with the switching drivers?

I think just basically the guy was the one who was originally driving and had probably the guts to be like, Fuck it, boom, and then switch the driver, make it seem like the older lady was the one who was driving. Then there's also the two of them.He.

Probably has a few.

The yellow jackets, so they look similar.

To confuse who else is who.

So interesting. People do this all the time, though.

Especially, yeah, in big urban areas because it's so many accidents happen there, people are going to have less speculation and look into the details on exactly how an accident happens.

So many people don't have dashcams. Do you have a dashcam? I do, but the thing is that Tesla is weird because it can turn off. You have to always...

Click record?

Yeah, it's weird.

Yeah. That's why I want to get one, but I'm just like, do I have to clear it every time? Do I have to click record every time?

I think certain ones have different memory where it'll record the last week. Then if you don't pull the footage, if nothing happens, it just deletes, and it'll just keep a log of the previous week.

If something happens, you want to get that footage immediately or delete it.

Until you're in an accident, you're like, it's your fault in an accident. You're like, odd.

That's exactly what happened. Remember when I had a little panic type, blacked out and run into the guy? I forgot to take the footage, and I think it ended up deleting itself after for a couple of days because I really wanted to see the psycho I turned into for two seconds.

You know how Ubers have dashcams that face the passengers and stuff? Are you ever gossiping? Now, all the time. You're like, Oh, God, I trust this guy with this footage because he's just has it. You're sitting there just gossiping away and you're like, Well, somebody has all of this.

Just a few days ago, I was with friends in the car and I was dumb enough. We were talking about shit and we all look at the camera and it's obviously recording. We're like, imagine he just took that and uploaded it. But it's so stupid just saying that out loud because the guy is just going to be like, Maybe I should. Maybe I should. But you could-It wasn't anything bad. It was just gossiping.

Even if he did, you could completely identify the driver because that's all logged. You remember that ride? That's in your rider history. You can identify who this man is, and then that has to be illegal.

They're allowed to post it, though. Are they? Something doesn't have to happen for them to post. They can post whatever.

You're allowed to film whoever you want.

Yeah, it's your car. I could see if Uber driver has a dash cam on some big celebrity and they're talking about shit and they post that, that would look really bad for Uber where no one's going to want a ride in an Uber. I bet it's... I don't know. I think it's more like the person doesn't want to get in trouble for posting something. It's always just that moment Yeah.

Then they fucking said, We'll talk later.

Do you go that far to stop the conversation?

I don't know. Sometimes I'm just like, Let's just keep this a little vague.

Yeah. The Uber driver doesn't take talk. He's like, If you have a boyfriend who's going to Hawaii right now and your girlfriend is in right now, Texas, on the way to the-Oh, no. Yeah, it's not. But I've also seen ones where people are just talking shit.

Oh, yeah.

That is to me is like, Who was the girl?

There was some girl in New York who was saying that some girl-You have bad friends. Yeah, I met that girl. The girl who was being talked badly about. And then all of New York was like, We're going to be your best friend.

You met her. How did you even know that that was her when you met her. I don't know.

I can't even remember the girl's name, but we were in Manhattan and we were with some influencers, and she obviously got a big following from it.

From that video? Yeah.

Sorry if I can't remember your name. Maybe it was Abby, I think. It was one night. That's crazy.

She got a big following from that. That's so strange how people just grow a following from-Because everyone started inviting her to everyone's parties, events, and stuff because... God, I needed that back in elementary. See you, suckers.

All right, guys. Well, that is it for our spooktacular Halloween episode. Everybody be safe out there.Hala.

Uber.we just want to show a little appreciation to all of us, a little pat on the back for not bringing up any planes, any flying today. Very good. That was really cool.

We just did it by saying it.

But we did talk about fecal matter.Right.

There with the sewage stuff.Yeah..

But we should do a little we should do a little tix. We should make a game out of it.

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