Transcript of Our Wild Bachelor Weekend in Nashville

We are live, baby. We are live in the stew, everybody. How is everybody doing on this fine Monday morning?

Good.

Good. It's brand new. It's a great day.

That sure is a.

Oh, thank you.

It looks brand new. Wait, wait, wait. Does the patch on your hat match? Is it the same?

Yeah, it's the same set.

Okay. I knew it. It's reversed. I'm guessing you're going to shout them out.

Yeah, it's the- It's better. It's the band Mount Joy's collab with Rowing Blazers.

Rowing Blazers?

Yeah. And I love Mount Joy. They're a great band.

They should have came out with Blazers.

They do have Blazers.

Oh, cool. A Rowing Blazers.

He gobbled you up, huh?

They do. Happy Thanksgiving.

Oh, my God. Guys, give me-What movie is that on your shirt? The Boondocks.

Saint.

The Boondocks. The Boondocks was like that comic strip or the cartoon. Boondocks Saint.

My bad. It was a vintage.

That's bad.

That's It's a baby T. I like my T's. I like kid T's.

I used to be obsessed with them. I wanted Veritas and Aquitus tattooed on my hand like they had.

Like the movie.

I was upset. Remember my scratch art that I used to do. It's like white paint in the black paint. It's that exact picture that I did.

Do you want this shirt?

I always look at it when you wear it. It's good vibes every time I see it. Oh, nice.

Remember that TikTok audio of Willem DeFoe where he's like, he's gay, he loves classical music. He's a very interesting person. That's from him getting interviewed about that character he plays.

He was so good in that movie. And there was a firefight. He's so good.

I forgot the premise of that movie. It's a lot. It's a lot. We don't have to go into it. All right.

Cut that, Mariah.

Let's go, baby.

No.

She repeats it.

How about you cut your hair?

You sister's hair cut.

You sister's I'm not going to go to the shop.

You should.

All right, let's do it. It's good. Sorry. It's bad luck to cheers with water. It is. I should stop doing that. Grow up. Grow up.

All right.

It's Cometal, baby.

Where are you sitting? I'm from, too.

Welcome back to your sister's podcast. I'm just going to I'm Zane.

I'm he. I'm Matt.

I'm Mariah. And we have. I think we had rough. Not bad. We had rough, yeah. It was really cool to see because remember I asked if everybody has watched every episode? Yes. So many people have seen every single episode.

You lost it there.

You're doing good, though. Terrible. All right, well, welcome back to another episode. We appreciate you coming back, and we appreciate you and love you. Yes.

This is appreciation.

This is appreciation Trophy.

This is much love.

And then give him participation. What did he say? Appreciation Trophy.

Yeah. It was really nice. I actually read a lot of them. It made me appreciate.

It filled my soul.

Yeah, it really did.

Did we talk about your Vegas trip last episode? No. No, we didn't even get to it once.

No, Leo was on last episode.

Oh, no. But I mean, did you talk all about it on pretty-Yeah, we didn't want to repeat, though.

We don't want to repeat everything.

Hold on, Zane, your mom texted me.

One second. Did you guys win?

Wait, why are you guys texting? I know it's her birthday.

Sherry.

She's such a trip.

You text her, Have you been to? She's so funny. It's my mom's birthday. Oh, is it really? She said, Thank you.

She's partying.

And not only that, she just retired.

Congrats. Oh, my gosh. That's amazing.

On October, her 57th birthday is supposed to be her retirement page because it's after what? 25 years, I believe. 25 straight years or something.

For a firefighter?

Yeah, I think she got to pick what tier for retirement, and she picked the 25-year tier. It was something like that. I forget what it was, but She just retired a few weeks ago.

Can she now volunteer? Aren't there volunteer fire departments?

Usually, people do that to work their way into a paid. Yeah. You do that before you get the job. Because the town we're from, we didn't have a paid fire department. It was only volunteer. People will go there for a few years and then wait for spots to open at the surrounding cities. Then you would have that as a resume type thing.

My mom was telling me that the fire station down my street, that's all volunteer. Yes. That's insane to me. That there's a whole department for just volunteer. They're not paid as crazy.

A lot of people do it as a side thing, too, just because they want to help out and contribute, and they like that.

Shout out to volunteer fire.

Absolutely. My mom is so bummed because she just feels that she has still so much life in her. She's in her head. She's like, I could do this forever. But like...

She should enjoy herself.

Exactly. She worked hard. She's got that pension, too. She's sitting pretty.

Come on vacation. Can't come visit out here?

Yeah, and that's why I told him, Mom, you get to come out here whenever you want. Don't ever feel like you are in my way. I was like, Please, please.

I can't wait to introduce her to my uncle as she's a retired firefighter. That's going to sound so good.

I know, right? Oh, my God. It's going to sound good. Make sure you sound old, though, no? Retired firefighter?

Yeah, that's why when you look at her, you're going to be like, I'm intrigued.

That doesn't make sense. When did you get your mom for her birthday?

I'm getting her a birthday gift when she gets here because she's flying in here a week a week. I don't send her anything.

What are you going to get her? Does she listen? I think I'm going to give her a check. Nice.

I get her roses every year. I get her perfusion. It's bullshit to me. I mostly ask my mom what she wants because I just want to get her what she wants versus getting her something she doesn't need.

Pay the bills.

I think that's just the best gift you can give someone. I know there's people that are like, gifts should be more, what's it called? Thoughtful. Thoughtful. I get that. I totally get. I'm not like, sitting on a little... I thought Mariah was like this. Oh, no, no, Because Mariah is all thoughtful. But I also can't think. I'm not good at thinking of a good gift or a funny gift. It's okay.

I need this whole separate gift, too. A whole retirement gift on top of it.

You can't lump it together.

I can't lump it together. You're right.

I have to make it separate. A trip would be really cool. A trip? That's good. Now that she's like, doesn't got to go to work.

Send her somewhere cold, though. She's used to the fire.

She's always wanted to go. She loves ski trips.

Perfect.

Yeah, go ski it.

She gets ice burn.

I would give her, since she has a good sense of humor, I would give her an ice-themed gift basket. Everything's cold, like ice cream, like fun little ice trays with different shapes, and then in it- Baby blue color.in it will be a ticket to slow. Oh, I love that.

I know you just gave me the idea, but can you still help me out with that idea? Yeah, of course. I got it.

Yeah, we'll put the box together.

I'll order everything right now. Can you help me out with that? Yeah, write that down. Sure. What do you want? Do you want me to buy it for you?

Zane would order the ice on Amazon. It comes melted.

Speaking of Amazon, there's a TikTok that I saw a girl I think she was like, she made a whole TikTok. She ordered the product, God delivered to her, and she was like, So I ordered quarters from Amazon, right? I buy the quarters, and she pulls out a sleeve, and it's empty. And she was shocked. That money didn't come in through Amazon. She ordered quarters, but she ordered quarter sleeves.

For the coins.

She's not that smart. She's posting about it? Can you all believe this?

No.

You know, sign off in the comments. How messed up this is. What?

I would have loved to see how much she spent on it, that it added up perfect in her head.

She thought she was printing money because she was probably like, If I pay a dollar for this quarter sleeve and it's worth $20 in quarters, so I'm going to make... She probably thought she was exchanging it and somehow a hack to make money off of it.

Because she probably saw it in the images.

Yeah, but you know she was thinking like that, where if I'm going to spend only seven bucks, I'm going to get 20 bucks worth of quarters.

Is she rage baiting us? No, she was definitely Gen Z.

I don't think she's seen that before.

Oh, my gosh. It was while, and then right after, as I said, it's the guy's like, This generation is cooked. It's insane.

Done. She didn't get the quarters.

She didn't get the quarters through Amazon.

I wouldn't be surprised if Amazon did set up Amazon Currency, where you can get a little bit of change. Probably will at some point.

There weren't so much money.

They're a bank at this point. Another thing that confuses me is, the fake pennies for schools. Classrooms will use pennies for- When you're learning how to count change. Yes, plastic ones. To buy the fake pennies on Amazon for that is more expensive than using actual pennies. That's funny to think about. People in the comments, I saw a video about it. They were like, Why not just use real pennies? That's so true.

At that point.

I guess little kids steal them.

Not only that, is it dangerous? But still, it's cheaper.

Maybe.

I mean, right.

No, it It is silly. It is silly. But I guess it's just distributing the currency to the kids.

I can't imagine the fake pennies you're talking about.

How much change you all sitting on?

They're plastic ones. Remember learning how to count money? They'd be like, Okay, this is 25.

They never learned.

You know you're right. How much change are you all sitting on?

Do you have a bucket full of change? Where does all your change go?

Not a lot. I would say maybe like 30 bucks.

We have a glass jar.

Yes, same where we have all the change It goes into it.

But not like a legit piggy bank. It's just like loose change. We just throw it in.

Oh, yeah.

Not one cent.

I just love collecting all the change, but I'm just like, When am I ever going to use this?

Then you go to Coinstar Then they take like 7%. I know. But that's why you got to buy the sleeves. You roll it yourself. It takes forever and your hands stink. But save the money.

7% is crazy because ATMs are what? 3%? And you're going to charge a-But I love watching people at the grocery store, at Coinstar, dumping like, buckets of coins in.

Oh, yeah.

I would get so excited about going to Coinstar. Even when I was younger, I didn't care about the percentage. I was like, I don't care. Give me my cash. Give it to me. Oh, yeah. It added up. Yeah, but then you get to the Coinstar and someone's already in front of you with a lot more change.

Should we go into the bachelor trip? Sure.

Oh, my gosh. I can't wait to hear all about it.Un.

Unbelievable.perfect.unbelievable weekend. It's so cool having Florida home friends meeting and hanging out with the LA friends, but also hanging out with my brother, Mariah's brothers. It was just really cool to see everybody interacting together.

It was really my first time hanging out with your brother because I've always seen your brother for maybe a few minutes here and there at the house, even back in Florida. Just always walking by. Never had a full conversation with him. It was really cool to be able to spend a whole weekend. What was your thoughts? He's great. He's funny.

He's very quiet.

Yeah, he's very quiet. He's very funny, but he's But he's quiet.

He's your dad.

My dad is also super quiet, doesn't talk much. But when he does, it's always something super slick, very funny. It was so cool and it was awesome to see my brother hang out with her brothers.

That was the first time our brothers met. Oh, really? Yeah. They live in different states. It's really hard.

It was a perfect merge.

It was really cool.

How many nights did we do?

We flew out Friday and then came back Monday.

Okay, got it.

It felt really quick.

It flew by. But we went to Nashville. We stayed on a house on Lake, Old Hickory Lake. On Old Hickory Lake. We had a boat rental and jet skis and stuff. We got to wakeboard I grew up wakeboarding with my brother. That was our family little thing every year. It was cool to do that again with him. Then also, nobody else had been wakeboarding before besides Todd. But it was just awesome to see everybody trying it.Terrible.To be-Tubing. Did you try?

Did you get up?

He did So many videos of people wakeboarding, and it definitely looks easier than done.

It does look easier.

What stunk was that we were doing so many activities that involved my back, your back in general. So we did top golf the night before. So much fun, but I suck at golf. So I'm sitting there trying to swing. I'm using so much of my lower back, just not hitting the damn ball. And then the next day, we go out and we go wakeboarding and tubing and all that. And it's just my back is just constantly getting hit, but I'm not feeling anything, right? Yeah.

Why does my back hurt all the time?

It's crazy. And so I blew out my back.

That's such a funny sentence. It's crazy.

How do you also say it? I broke my back? Threw my back out. Threw Oh, I blew?

Oh, yeah.

I blew her back out. Oh, yeah. Them boys blew my back out.

Threw my back out. That's what we came from.

Mariah, you wouldn't even know. Yes, this is blown out back.

This is blown out back.

All right, so I It came out my back the week before and it finally healed, and then this week it happened.I did, too. In my head thinking that, Oh, I'm fine. But I think I was supposed to let it heal for another week or two, and it came back worse. It went blown out. My background now is...

How fast did you get up, though? Did you get up on the first time on the wakeboard?

No. Matt, the pressure of the water hitting your wakeboard as you're trying to get up, it's so hard.

Everyone's watching you. It's like your third time. You got that life jacket on. It's coming by, you can miss it.

Matt, my favorite is the, Are you ready? He's ready, ready. Down, down, down. It's just like, immediately.

That was half the group. I just couldn't get up. That's a type of sport where you have to keep going every five seconds because when you fall, the bow has to come all the way around and it got set up again. If I'm really bad at something, I need to do it immediately or I'm I'm going to suck it. I'm doing this because it's like fear of fall.

You got to do it quick.

I hate playing with two people because I only get one shot and then it takes forever to get back to me, and then I'm going to miss it again because I need to- You're not getting the reps.

You need the practice.

I need the reps and the practice.

You want to get on fire. You want to be in the role.

But yeah, it was so fun. You tubed? We did tube.

God, love me a tube.

We did wakeboarding the first day, and then tubing was the second day.

Oh, separation of activities. I like it.

A lot of time for different activities.

Did your boat rental? Wait, you Who said you rented a Lakehouse? Was it on the dock? You could go out.

They had an empty dock with slips. I rented a boat. They came and dropped it off at the lake. Got it. I picked it up at the marina, and then I drove the boat to the house and just parked it at our slip.

You had it for the whole weekend? Yeah. Oh, hell, yeah.

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We love you. Our feet love you even more. But the house was unbelievable. Everything was so perfect. Other than the weather being iffy. We wakeboarded and tubed in the rain, which was fun. Then we did the Topgolf night. We went out to downtown, which was so sick. Downtown Nashville was unbelievable. It's so pretty.

He was in his element for sure.

I loved it there.

We did the whole... Everybody was in cowboy boots. Everybody wore their cowboy hats.

Boot Barn sent everybody a pair of cowboy boots and a hat. Get out of here. Everybody was decked out. It was really cool to see everybody like... Oh, perfect. It was really fun. So beautiful. We ended up to that karaoke bar. Zane found out that the karaoke bar there is where Jersey Shore went. So immediately, he's like, no, we're not going to go.

I love this story. We have to go to the karaoke bar that Jersey Shore went.

Yeah, because they did a Jersey Shore family vacation season in Nashville.

Oh, I didn't even think.

Makes sense.

I was thinking it was in one of the Jersey Shore episodes, but then it hit me like, they didn't go to Nashville.

Yeah, they were in Jersey Shore.

That's how I was like, does Zane watch Jersey Shore Family Vacation?

No, I definitely don't.

But still, they were there. Kind of cool.

Did you sing? Did you sing any songs at the karaoke bar?

Me and my brother did. Oh, nice. What song? Shenan Doha, Next to You, Next to Me.

Oh, yeah. I love Shenan Doha. I love Two Dozen Roses. That's a great one. That's my favorite song by them.

But yeah, that whole area was amazing. It's crazy how many people were out, even with a storm happening. They were just like, they didn't care.

They don't give a shit out there. There were so many people out. It was insane.

I know you said because when you've been there, when you went, it was every bar has live performers. Oh, yeah. Every single one is a full band. It was unreal. It was so cool to see that.

We didn't go out to a restaurant once to eat. Yeah, we ate everything in the house.

In the house.

We did a Publix run. Felt so good to have a Publix again. Oh, yeah. We did pub subs and a bunch of breakfast food and stuff. But yeah, it was amazing.

It was so nice that there was no big itinerary where you'd have to hit certain things every hour.

Yeah, we were just super casual with it.Oh, my God.

Did anybody get out of hand? Anybody get arrested? No crimes were broken, no fights were broken out.

Scott got a little crazy, but other than that. No, he just got really drunk. Okay.

Nobody drank, really. Okay. It was super laid back. Everybody was just chill.

I was trying to be in my best behavior because he was sober. In my head, I was like, I need to...

From a 10 to a 2.

Some equilibrium.

Exactly. I'm not going to get... Because I want to be able to talk to he, too, while we're out and not be completely out. Yes.

New Brew had sent us a bunch of cases of New Brew, and it was Honestly, everybody was choosing those over a seltzer.

The New Brew? Yeah.

Everybody was- Everybody was just grabbing those instead of alcohol.

I'm on my seven though. I'm like, You're not supposed to drink seven in one day.

I've had seven guava. But yeah, it was It was really nice. The house was amazing.

You know Lemmy, the Cordy Kardashian's brand?

What? The what?

The gummies? The Lemmy gummies? The Lemmy Gummies?

Yes. We reached out. I was like, Oh, send some gummies to the house. We were expecting we were just going to get... They sent over 100 gummies. Weed gummies?

No, just like caffeine gummies, go to sleep gummies.

We're like, God, they sent... Like a palate. I'm like, My God, we're only here for two days. They sent over the beauty lollypops. Oh, my Right. You'd love the beautiful lollipops.

I brought them home for you.

What are they filled with collagen and like beauty type things? It's like biotin. I don't know.

It's got 22 grams of sugar in it. I don't know if it's that good for you, but it tastes pop and the thing.

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Then Alicia and Remi took you out.

They did.

They did. But this wasn't your... Was this your bachelorette?

No. So I am not- You really got us. Not planning on having a bachelorette. It's just not something I really ever looked forward to. It's not my thing. All respect. So Remi and Alicia found out I wasn't having a bachelorette. And of course, they go all out with things. So they said, Oh, my gosh, we have to do something. I'm like, Trust me, I'm okay. I'm like, What am I going to do? I don't drink. I don't go out. What am I going to do? And they were like, Well, while he's away, why don't you come over and we'll hang out? I'm like, Yeah, that's fine. So we had a plan to stage me having a bachelorette on the weekend while he's gone, and then just send them pictures and videos. And I was like, he's not going to believe it. He's going to be like, nice try, whatever. So I go over. It's me, Alicia, Remi, and Danielle. I bring a going out dress. We were going to do my hair and makeup, get me all done up, just take pictures at the house. And you know how some people do that prank?

Like, you all just broke up.

I'm like, Oh, I'm going to make him jealous.

You know how some people do that prank where they play the YouTube video of a fake party scene where it's like, lights are flashing, people are talking? I sent them that. I was like, Why don't we play this and make it look like I'm out, and we'll send that to them. They were like, Perfect. So the time came and we were like, He's not going to believe us. It's not going to be as funny unless we actually do it. I'm like, What? You want to go out? What are we going to do? So they get me glammed up. Hair and makeup. She's curly my hair. They're doing my makeup. I get into an outfit. We order pizza to the house, so we're eating pizza. Remi made me a cake. It was cute. It was a whole thing. Remi runs upstairs, brings down her printer to the kitchen and prints out heat's head on popsicle sticks. They made it. It was really funny. And then so there's a sound on TikTok that's going viral that says, we're going to hide. Let's go. And Hyde is a club in LA. So I was like, let's go to Hyde.

And they were like, we don't even have to go in. Let's just film you on the outside because it says Hyde in neon light. It'll do really well. Yes. We were like, let's get in line and just get a shot. I'm like, I'm down for It's close by. Let's do it for the bit.

Let's go to fucking Hyde.

We show up to Hyde. He drops us off. Ghost Town closed on a Saturday night. And now I'm standing there in Hollywood done up, closed on a Saturday. And the Uber was even like, That's weird, and takes off. Bye. Bye.

Is that the first time it's closed on a Saturday?

I thought it's been closed for a while. I drive by, but then I'm always like, I guess it's just because it's the daytime. I don't know if it got closed or something. I don't know.

We got there at midnight. I cannot believe it was closed. So we were dying because we were all so like, I can't believe we just did all this, and it's closed. We ended up filming the clip for the TikTok, so we get the shot.

Thank goodness, the sign was still up. It was lit up, too.

Yeah, right.

It's just the fated mark of where a hide once was.

Four leaves.

Jaylux. So we're watching the TikTok that we just put together.

Because we started filming it at the house. Then we were like, Let's go to Hyde. We'll keep filming it there, and then we'll come home. We're watching it, and we're looking at each other, and we're like, I think we need an inside shot. Let's ham it up. Yeah, we need to step it up. So we were like, Let's just go to the closest club. We get into another Uber, and we said, Hey, we're not from here. What's the closest club with flashing lights and good music? He goes, I know the spot. He goes two blocks down to this place called Keyes.

Yes.

I've never heard of it.

Is it a smaller nightclub? Yes. It's really small. It's really small. It's really small. It's really small. But it's popping. We went there with, I think, Taylor and some people.

There's dancers on stage. There's two dancers on the stage. There's, I'm going to describe just a club. There's tables.

People have bottles I've never heard of Keating.

I never heard of it either.

We went with Charlie one time, and we didn't get a table. We just drank near the bar.

Was there a disco ceiling?

No, that's the one. I don't think so.

I think you're thinking of off Sunset.

Oh, maybe I'm thinking of sunset. The only sunset is where we've been.

Yes, that's really skinny.

That one's really narrow.

But guys, it was popping.

Would you say it was better than hide?

I don't think I've been. Have I been to hide?

Maybe once, but we went for a dinner, I think.

I've been to hide? How do you know?

Because I remember the days where we went to hide a lot.

I don't remember being at hide ever.

There's couches everywhere, right? Bottles.

There it is.

Girls and heels, the sparklers.

They have the strobe lights.

They have a curved bar in the back.

I'm describing...

It doesn't sound like you can't.

All right, this is so- They have restrooms in the corner.

Everyone was just like, Oh, my God.

It's so unreliable. Anyway, it's a bar. We get to this club, and it's popping, right? Yeah. Huge line. We hop in line, and we're waiting for 10 seconds. Alicia goes, I'm not waiting for this. She hops in the other line where you pay for a table, and she We don't have a reservation. She starts pointing at me. Now, keep in mind, my mind- You're about to have a prank attack. Well, not yet. My mindset is like, We're here for the bit. I forget that I'm actually getting married. When I step out of the Uber, all the time, Congratulations. I'm like, No, this is mortifying.

In all respect to people who plan their bachelor parties in LA, but it's just the last place where you think you would want to have your bachelor. Now you're You're the girl who was like, We're going to LA. You're like, Bachelor. Is there the Walk of Stars?

It was extra embarrassing because people thought it was real, and I had, what, two bridesmaids with me?

I had two bridesmaids. Oh, yeah. It's a little...

I had me, Remi, and Alicia all dressed in dresses and heels. Danielle was just in jeans and sneakers because she was there to film us. She was just filming us. I'm like, You don't even have to get dressed up.

So we just looked so...

Just not from there. We We look like we're going to go to LA, whatever.

People get really excited when they see a bachelor or a bachelorette party. They're like, congratulations.

Yeah, tell me about it. Everybody, the bouncer's, congratulations.

So you all get a table? No. Oh, wait.

So we get in line. She's pointing at me, and I'm just standing there like... And then she calls us over. I'm like, Oh, here we go. And he goes, We have two people that didn't show up for their table, but they're paying two grand. He goes, But we could do it for 1,500. And Alicia looks at Remi.

I'm No. Alicia.

Remi swiped the card. And I was like, I'm dead serious about getting in and out. And they were like, Okay, okay, okay. So I was like, We'll just get back in line. And the guy was like, Well, it's your bachelorette. Just skip the line, you don't get a table, but you can stand on the floor. I'm like, perfect. That's all we need. That's all you need. We're like, Hyped. The second we step foot, the bouncer at the door goes, Remember, ladies, no pictures or videos.

I'm like, oh, you got to be kidding me.

And what What am I going to do? Walk right back out when that guy just let us skip the whole line?

Did they give you a little sticker to put on the back of your phone or no? No, they didn't. Oh, so that's why I feel like you're good then.

Okay, so I walked in, and at first I was like, It's fine. I walked in, nobody had their phone out. I was like, Oh, this is real?

It's back in the '90s.

So we're standing there. It's like Alicia and Remi talk without saying anything. They look at each other, and they look at me, and they go, We're going to get kicked out, but we need to turn the flash on for this shot. I'm like, Do Let's get kicked out. Do it. Danielle hits the flash. They get me dancing. So the clip that you see posted, that was the one and only shot. It was a good shot. We took the shot. I beelined for the exit because I'm like, Got it.

It's your night.

It's my night. I could do whatever I want. If I want to go home, I'm going to go home. So that was it. And then we texted Zane and Heath the next morning with just invisible ink, just the picture of us. And Heath goes, That's That's so Photoshopped.

There's no way. We're like, There's no way. It was like... Because we were zooming in, I'm like, Okay, they look outlined in there.

It looks like a green screen. That's how often I go out. The fact that they were like, There's no way in hell.

I was like, It's Photoshop. And then Remi sent a video and I go, Now, this one's stomping me a bit.

I have her location. I check her location. I'm like, No, she's home. They're working. They spent time putting this together. We're like, That's insane that they went out. There's no way. Yeah, we really went out. I was That's fucked up that she would go out without us. You know what I mean? She never goes out. Never goes out.

I went out for 30 seconds. That's so sweet of them to do that.

They're the best. They really are.

That's really funny, though, that you guys just did all that. It was funny. Just for a clip.

And then you guys went home and had pizza?

I stayed out.

I know that was... I'm proud of you because that's definitely the hardest you've ever worked on a TikTok.

For sure.

No, for you to go inside of my hub.

When it comes to going in on the bit. That's probably the only time I've ever done that. Sometimes I'm too embarrassed to do it.

I wouldn't even do that. I don't think I would go to a nightclub just to get it.

Some of our dancing ones, we've spent multiple hours on that because it's me trying to learn the choreo.

But I think he's saying, because that's my element Like a dance video, this is something I really didn't want to do.

The cinematography.

But the fact that the three of us were on the same page, and I was like, I think we do need that inside shot. Let's just do it. I'll suck it up.

That was good. Look at you being an influencer again. I know.

Why can't we need to post next year?

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My weekend was pretty fun. What did I do? On Friday, I went with Patricia's cousin who came up from San Diego. He's a sophomore. We went to Goose to go see Goose, the band.

Wait, what's Goose?

Goose is like a jam band. It's like Fish. Do you know Fish? Yeah. Grateful Dead. I've always been very Fish or Goose or Grateful Dead curious. I just have never gone to a jam band concert.

Can you give me an example? Can you compare it to another I'm trying to- It's like, how would I compare it?

You never heard of Fish?

No. Fish? You heard of Grateful Dead?

No.

Okay. I would say it's almost like hippie rock where the band does have songs, and they have really hardcore that follow them, and they're also there to hear those songs, but the bands will go into these big, long, minute, two-minute long- They just start making stuff up.

It's a jam set. One guy will go into a solo and start steering the song in this direction, and everybody follows the lead of that.

It's just an improv type of set? Yeah.

They just make it up as they're going.

People get really high, you do some mushrooms. All right. You just jam out. It was at the Greek Theater. I was really in awe of this concert experience because usually, concerts you go to, you're seeing some band that has every song you know, and it's always in two or three minute increments, and you're dealing with a big group, and you got to be focused on the song every time. This was one of the most relaxing concerts I've ever been to. In terms of experiencing it, I could tune in, tune out to pay attention to what I wanted to pay attention to. The crowd, my man, had nobody They had a phone in their hands. At all, filming anything.

You both had phones at night.

Look at you. I felt like I was in a different time period. Now, I was high out of my mind and looking through just this sea of all of these people watching this concert, it felt like, I don't know, just seeing a sea of people, everybody just like, in the moment. Enjoying it. It felt like, yeah, it was like a step back in time. So I did that. That was pretty cool.

And the place is called Goose?

No.

You said Goose I went and saw Goose at the Greek Theater. At the Greek, okay.

I dug it. It was cool. Now I really want to see Fish. Are they an older band? No, these are young guys. They're our age. And they're from Wilton. Danielle and Brett Bask know them. Brett was like, Oh, the lead singer went to my bar mitzvah. I'm like, What? Brett booked their first show, apparently. Oh, wow. It was trippy. It was awesome. It was cool.

Who decided to Was that you or Patricia?

Patricia's cousin. He's a big Goose fan and follows that stuff. We were like, Yeah, come up, stay with us. Then we had a game day watch party, watched a bunch of college sports.

Oh, yeah. It was a big weekend.

We watched the Alabama game at-Wasn't that something towards the end?

Insane. Insane. I wanted Georgia to lose. The bar that we were at, people were going nuts. Oh, my gosh. That catch that the guy made, and then he did that spin move. Me, if I was a sports dancer.

We got a catch in a spin.

I was just at the Greek theater. We saw Blicers.

You went? Yeah. I was out of town.

Yeah. How was it? It was great. Amazing. Oh, my gosh. They had... No, they had an opener, but we didn't know who she was. Okay. But yeah, it was so good.

You went two? No, I just really liked them. I didn't go to it though.

Jack Antonoff is the best. I mean, it's very like Bruce Springsteen. Greek-esque.

A part of me was like, in my head, I was like, Should I tell him? I feel like he likes him. But then I was like, Oh, no, that's 1975. I don't think he likes Bleachers.

I like not as much as 1975, but also I'm like, I can't really handle concerts anymore. The whole process of it.

I know it is such a schlep. It's a lot.

It's a lot.

It's a lot. But you know what? The Greek theater, I think it's really chill when it comes to concert.

The Greek is definitely better than Hollywood Bowl or anything like that.

Is that where we saw Andrea Buccelli? Was that the Greek theater? Yes. Yeah, that was nice and easy. It's nice and open.

It's easy to go to the bathroom. It's easy to get a drink.

No, sorry. Andrea Buccelli was at the Hollywood Bowl. We saw Sebastian Manescalco in Midland at the Greek theater.

All right. Yeah, both good.

It's like a smaller version of Hollywood Bowl. Yeah.

I'm not a concert now.

I just don't like the whole process of getting shows. I never like shows.

I like shows. Concerts are like, I really have to love them. I'll go see a show. If you tell me something's at the Wiltern that I could just get Uber, drop in, drop off. Just long walks in huge, massive halls of people, I really don't like.

I also like my own space, too. If people are going to the concert, I want to be in the back somewhere. Todd loves being in the fucking pit. I'm like, I can't. Just having to stand there for hours and then just being around.

I'm trying to be able to sit when you can.

Yeah, I want to be able to sit. The Greek theater, you can sit, you can stand.

You don't have to. I've been just getting really overwhelmed with masses of people. It never used to, but at the airport now, I get airport anxiety and just being around all the people just around, I just get really overwhelmed.

Just scared of stampede. Stampede is my biggest fear. You know what? I don't think about that. If crowds are not moving fast and people aren't walking with a purpose, and I don't know how long... It takes one person to freak out. I don't know. I get a little paranoid about that. What was also cool on Sunday, I went to the Chargers Chiefs game at Sofi Stadium, and I went for their new game, Uno Elite.

Oh, wait. They had a little box.

We had an Uno suite all decked out with a whole. The Sofi food in the suite is unbelievable. Their ranch, their chicken fingers, their mac and cheese. They got it down.

Sofi Stadium has it down with their food. They're really good.

Oh my gosh. I was in hog cabin.

Is it true they're turning the Sofi Stadium into a giant Olympic pool for the Olympics?

That's what I heard. Yeah, I think it is.

That's insane. I didn't know you could do that.

I don't think they have that many choices. I feel like they have to have it there, right? For the swimming.

I didn't even know you can make a pool.

It's like the Roman Colosseum.

It's like a very fancy above-ground pool. They're not going to concrete.

I just didn't think they would spend the money to do that. Just find a big pool. Are you kidding?

They're cleaning up the streets, finally.

They're going to do anything. They're building whole stadiums for the Olympics.

Four more years.

I sent my dad for his 70th birthday. I got him tickets to Bruce Springsteen at Asbury Park, which is in New Jersey.

It's where he's from.

It's where he's from. So I was like, What if this is one of the last times he's performing?

I am so sorry. Remember, he says it never happens.

No, it's for no It's every single episode. Zane told us the other day his Ringer's never on.

I was like, It's always on.

Is that someone calling you?

Yeah, someone's FaceTime me, but like, that never- No, it's every episode.

Yes, it is.

Oh, God, that's so I don't get it.

I've never met anybody else that keeps a Ringer on. It's always text.

You know why? Because I don't hear my phone.

You still don't answer.

Exactly. I don't want to miss anything.

I don't like phone calls unless I'm expecting them to answer a phone call. Someone's calling me out of the blue.

I'm like, text me what you want. I'm a big FaceTime person. I love FaceTiming.

Did they ever bring out the thing where you can leave a video voicemail on FaceTime? I guess I have not used that.

People don't do it, though. It was one of those big announcements that they thought everybody... I've only gotten one video of FaceTime voicemail.

Did you hear the update Instagram is making where they're going to send notifications to people when you zoom in on their picture?

I did see that.

Do you think that's real? I don't think that's real. That's a pretty crazy thing to implement.

If you zoom on somebody's photo, it's going to say so and so.

Why does someone need to be notified about that?

Well, the point that they're not doing it because to let people know you're zooming in on their picture, I think it's for analytics. It's It's for brands. To show that you're zooming in for brands. You're zooming into a product.

Does it clarify who zoomed in or tells you how many Zooms you got?

I don't know.

That's a good question.

I bet it wouldn't tell you that, really, this person- That's what they're saying, but it's made for brands so they can target ads for if somebody stayed on the picture and zoomed into the product or was showing more interest in something than a person who's-I'm just saying, what are they zooming in on? What are you trying to say?

Sometimes I like to zoom in. It's nothing creepy, but I zoom in. I don't want to be-Zane, it shows the zoom where you... Where are you zoomed in?

Where are you zoomed in? When are you zooming? When are you zooming? I'm zooming when there's always that one friend who you're like, They're facetuning this shit. It's like body facetuning sometimes where it's like, I can see that the pool curves around in a weird way.

You know what? Now, I used to be really good at seeing what's facing, what's not. It's really hard now. I just cannot tell anymore.

Some people are good at it. Some people are really good at it. It's the people who are bad at where it's like comical, but all respect to whatever way they want to display themselves.

I just think it's like, how are they not seeing it? I think filter is a form of facetuning. In the end of the day, like any editing on a picture before uploading, facetuning.

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I heard.

Did Todd tell you?

Zane texted me. Todd told me.

It was really funny because me and Todd were sitting in the middle of the plane, and we were waiting for first class to go first. I see this lady, and I'm like, That's so funny. She looks just like Cindy Crawford. It's crazy the way I thought about this. She's wearing this suit, small suit. What do you call Mariah? A Yeah, pantsuit. I was like, Yeah, but she would never walk around with it not ironed in the back. Because it was wrinkled in the back. I'm like, She would never do that. Cindy Crawford, she's not going to leave this shit fucking unironed. We're walking and she's in front of us. We're in that little tunnel before getting on the plane. I'm looking, she's turning. I'm like, Oh, my God, Todd, I think that's her. You know how I'm really... I do that a lot where I'm like, I'm like, I think it's one of those moments where... You said it that loud. No, I don't know. We weren't behind her.

I think that's her. Cindy Klaffer. There she turned around. Got you.

Get her attention. We're getting closer and closer. I'm like, Okay, if she sits down in first class, it's her. There's no way a lady looks just like her, and she's in first class. I'm watching, watching, and I'm like, Todd, she sat in first class. It's her. We're both like, she's flying on a commercial. You would think that she's flying on a private jet? There's no way that she's just walking around. She had no glasses on. She sits down, and I'm like, All right, we're going to get a really good look at her. We walk through, and it's her. I see her like a little beauty mark. I'm like, Oh, my God. I'm texting the boys. I'm like, Cindy Crawler is on the flat. Look on the left, first class.

He texted that and I was like, There's no way, because I was three rows behind first class, and I had a direct visual, like diagonal to where her seat was. I saw everybody's reaction walking by first class. I saw everybody like I saw them tapping everybody, and then they would be like this. They'd walk by and they were like...

It's hard.

It was every single person that walked by. I saw them look and then their reaction facing me. It was so funny.

And normally, we see celebrities on planes here and there, and it just never... That one really... Supermodel. Yeah, it just really hit me. I was like, Oh, my God. I never thought I'd see her in my life. Never. Me being nosy. Oh my gosh, because she's on her computer. So I'm like, I'm going to use the bathroom, and I'm going to go to the first class bathroom.

He was in the back.

I was in the back of the plane, and I'm like, Todd, is economy allowed to use first class bathroom? He's like, I don't think so.

They usually tell you, Turn around.

The curtains weren't open, so I'm walking by and I'm like, she's on her computer tapping away. I'm like, Let's see what she's working on. And I look. She's playing. And I'm walking real slow.

Candy crush.

This was really solidified that it was her. It looked like she was writing a book about feminism. I was like, Oh, I've seen her talking about writing. She has shit that's come out that's about feminism. I'm like, It's her.

She's playing Roblox and doing the fashion contest. She's like, damn it. It was winter formal. I was judging these things? Just a bunch of it. She's just a lep. I just see her freak out in first class The game. Just shut the laptop down. Just play the Roblox game.

Oh, that's good. Put your pieces together for the next master.

She has an Oculus on. Just like something really weird. When I saw her on the plane in my head, I was like, this bitch isn't going down.

Yeah, because we got Cindy Crawford. No way that God is sending this motherfucker down with Cindy Crawford. The headlines, imagine.

Our names don't get mentioned.

Oh, no, they will.

It's just Cindy Crawford and others.

That game that you're talking about, is that the one that you sent me? We should play it.

Oh, yeah, Roblox? Yeah.

That's the one.

Yeah, we should play it. They have basically a fashion contest where you and a bunch of other Robloxers, or I don't know how you I'm not going to describe it. Roblox is just a game a bunch of kids play, and there's tons of mini games in the world.

It's like Toontown.

People find it funny or they like to play because it's a really shitty game, right? I mean, the graphics are not the best.

But just everything about it is not good, and that's what makes people want to play it, right?

Yes. You're playing against a bunch of other people watching and judging. It's a bunch of kids playing. So someone could fully slay an outfit, but you lose. Just one star. Someone picks like- Everybody puts one star for everybody, right?

Is that a thing? I keep seeing it where people I watch you stream playing it, they're pretty nice and give other people, but I don't know the people who are not being shown how they're rating it.

I saw one the other day. It was fast food collection, and it was like, that was the theme. They give you a theme, and then you have to walk around in this virtual big-ass closet and try to piece it together an outfit that is based on the theme. One was like Winter Wonderland, so you make it like, I don't know.

I feel like you would love that game. I don't like that.

This is so up your alley.

To look at Roblox Show game.

I've heard of Roblox, obviously.

You've never heard anybody play it?

Never laid eyes on it in my life.

Oh, my God.

You look like little grads, though.

I would love that.

It was fast food, and this person was like, Oh, I'm going to do Wendy's. They're making themselves look like Wendy. Then someone came out and was like, Chic Colonel Sanders, and they were like, Slay. It was McDonald's. Then there was someone who was like, Manager McDonald's with the tie. It It's a riot.

All right, Mariah, I want to see you play that on TikTok.

It's like a cat, and you're getting tired. You got to run around, you got to get the shoes, you got to get the outfit.

How much time do you genuinely have?

I feel like it's six minutes.

That's a short amount of time.

I don't know how long it is, but it's fun.

We were going to play.

Yeah, I'm down. But while you're on the fast food topic, did you see that Wendy's is coming out with the crabby Patty?

What? Come again.

Is it for the new Sponjebol movie?

I don't know, but they just... Look at this. Look at the advertisement.

October eighth.

25th anniversary.

There's no crab in it, right?

No, they call it the crabby Patty because the restaurant is a crabsack.

No, but it's crab. Supposedly, the secret formula that they're trying to hide is crab.

Is crab. Oh, my God.

Mr. Krabs eat a crabby Patty and goes, Oh, so that's what they taste like.

There is something like that.

But maybe it's just the standard burger. It could be crab sauce.

Oh, this is genius. A pineapple frosty.

That's good.

Wait, this is-I will be going.

I love this.

They're doing Muck bang with Joe.

It comes out when this episode comes out. Guys, it's out right now. Guys, get the crabby patty collab at Wendy's.

I've been wanting to try their Saucy Nuts.

And there's only one Wendy's in Hollywood. It's going to be so packed.

There's a Wendy's right down the street.

It will be fine. It's going to be packed. I don't know, man. It's like what? Is it like neon carnival tickets? People are going to be lined up. I think people are going to be fucking I'm going to be lined up for this.

I'm going to be lined up. I'm going to be lined up. I'm going to be lined up. I'm going to be going to be going to be midnight release for sure.

I think people are going to be camped out. You guys here for the Crabby Baddie?

Yeah.

Matt, it's a cult following, sponge Bob. People love Splungebot.

They should have Instead of the fries, they should have made something look like seaweed, deep fried, Zucini.

Yeah, kelp fries.

See, we should have been on the marketing team.

They should have made it a kelp shake.

Yeah, but I feel like the color green in it would have really... It wouldn't It wouldn't have passed...

What do you call it?

Yeah, I feel like it would have been- It could have been like a matcha smoothie.

A kelp shake.

I wonder if they had to get a proof to do this. I wonder why it hasn't been done.

I know. And then there's also an actual crabby-patty-There's a-The Crusty Crab restaurant. Yeah.

Yeah, there's a lot of pop-up.

I also think Spongebob is probably really picky about who they want to collab with. Who they give their rights to. It has to be a really good idea. I'm sure like, do you think SpungeBob is going to a fast food or fast food joints are like, Hey, this is the idea we came up for Spunjb.

I think these are all the companies that own all the other companies. They're just like, let's run it through. Yeah, because it's always these big The same media company that owns Wendy's, anytime a new toy comes in for a new movie, whatever media company owns that.

Wendy's the right pick for it? You think that the vibe matches with Spunjbot? I think so.

I think because they use sea salt on their fries, I thought it would be probably a good connection for Spunjbot. Okay. Because Wendy's does use sea salt on their fries.

You're pretending you're on the marketing team.

Wendy, if you're watching.

Oh, they're spicy.

Her daughter does watch. Can you comment down below, Wendy Jr?

Wendy. She stopped watching.

Not as funny as they used to be.

You also watch it. Oh, shit.

Did you guys hear about the crumble cookie fiasco in Australia?

Keith, I was- You're going to die.

I was howling.

You're going to die.

Crumble cookie fiasco in Australia.

Okay. There was these two girls, I believe it was two girls. It doesn't matter. It was a group of people, right? They thought it would be a good idea to ship crumble cookies over to Australia.

They were in Hawaii and ordered 850 crumble cookies and flew with it to Sydney, Australia, to do a crumble pop-up and made it look like it was a legit crumble cookies.

To make money. To make money. It was a money move. To act like crumble opened in Australia.

They made the accounts, the We're going to go overseas and we're going to get some crumble cookies.

How they know the difference?

They charged $17 per cookie.

Oh.

And were selling... They were a week old.

Cookiegate, crumble cookie. They were a week old, Matt.

People were getting sick. They were terrible. People were doing reactions that live in Australia. We just got our first crumble cookie, and they're eating it. Their reactions, they wanted it to be so good, but they were looking at each other like, This is bad. Something's wrong.

This is not what it looks like on TikTok.

Obviously, the girls are posting about this. They're posting the cookie, and everyone's like, This is illegal. What are you doing? They're all reporting her. They're all reporting these two girls, right? And then the girls are commenting on all the posts, right? The girls are just… They think it's… They're just doing an honest… They're fans, right?

No.

The video got deleted of the girl going to the comments.

You could tell she wants to like it so bad.

It's definitely not that chewy or like… Don't crumble cookies have a bit of a chew? Or is it a crumble?

It depends. Some of them are soft.

Yeah, it's just But the thing is that everybody was complaining that we're getting the cookies from them, that the shit didn't taste right. It tastes like it's been sent out. It doesn't taste fresh. The girls were like, Well, yeah, we flew them out from the US. We're big fans.

They did get busted.

Then they changed everything to crumble fan account, wanting to just get everybody to try it. But at first, they were selling it like they were crumble cookie. The window advertisements, the post, Yeah, they had them in the original boxes. They were giving them away.

Everybody's like, Girl, this is illegal. You're going to get in trouble for this. And they're just like, No, we're fans.

Yeah, you're such a fucking bitch.

By the way, you're not supposed to be transporting food over to another country.

That is- That's some of your fucking business.

I don't know how they flew with 850 cookies. Yeah.

Where was TSA at this point? You can't fly with that much.

Whoa, somebody. Somebody They like their cookies.

So are they behind bars?

No, death. Death penalty, 100%.

Yeah. But crumble cookies did respond to them.

They should use this as an opportunity to come up with their next flavors.

Crumble cookies responds after unauthorized pop-up, resulted in long lines in chaos over stale cookies.

17 dollar cookies.

They look forward to expanding the companies, but how about you fucking...

Bring to Australia.

They thought they were going to make a come up. Flipping cookies.

Oh, my gosh. Great fucking idea, Jemai.

How much money, how much extra money did they think they were going to make? Where was the business plan for this? Because they had to They had to pay to ship all those cookies. They had to pay for their flights. There's so much that they paid for.

Maybe they really are just crumble Superfans, and they just wanted everybody to try them.

I guess so. I get it. I just wouldn't have done... I I wouldn't have made all of those people wait in line. I would have done a fun little viral video where you bought 50, and you gave them to your 50 closest friends and got really great-I also would have disclosed.fresh reactions that were maybe a day old. But to try to profit, Did they have a post go viral?

How did so many people find their spot?

Because they made official Crumble Sydney accounts opening.

Crumble Sydney. Crazy. It's crazy. Imagine when they made that account, they were just like, Oh, my God, it worked.

It's fucking in.

God, I would love to hear the conversations, the business plan that they had. Oh, my God, we're blowing up Sydney Crumble. The Crumble is going to hit us up, and they're going to wear us and open up.

They're going to have us run the location. Crazy.

But honestly, they should get them involved. At this point-It's a hot story.

Kind of iconic.

Yeah, it's a bit of a slay.

Here, let's do it. Let's do it legally this time. Act I feel like everybody would show up just for that story, being a part of that.

It's just crazy. Looking at the people's reaction videos that film TikToks, trying it, the cookies are smushed. The icing is slid off the side. They looked terrible.

Incredible.

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