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Zane, what appointment do you have after this?

I have my gyna. What's gyna?Gyno.Gyno.My gyna.Gyna?

Your gyna for your vagina? My chiropractor appointment.

Oh, just to get everything aligned.I.

Never know when he says chiropractor, if it's a masseuse or an actual chiropractor.

No, it's an actual chiropractor. My back is still messed up.

You were rocking a cane this past weekend.

Yeah, it's It just sucks because it's been a week and a half, two weeks. That really stresses me out.

It's also more to worry about. Usually back pain will go, not go away, but you'll see improvement after you feel it. The fact that yours isn't getting any better is weird because mine was really bad for a few days, and my back is pretty much back to normal.

It's back to normal now?

But the only thing is I was getting into my car yesterday, and I dipped my head, and I put a kink in my neck. Now, turning is like electricity through the center of my neck.

You have to just rotate your whole body whenever you-It's happening a little too early in my life. Do you feel stressed at all?

Yeah.

I don't think that comes with lower back pain. I think it's more neck pain.

A lot of things can be stress-induced.

Mike told me about it because there's a book that came out, I think in the early 2000s. It's called Kill Your Back Pain. I wish I had the exact name of it.

I'll start reading.

Since first book, I'll read. There is this approach that they have towards back pain, where they do think a lot of it is stress-induced, and that your body is trying to find a place to put this stress, and it ends up manifesting in the back. They noticed that in the '80s and '90s, back pain wasn't as... Common? The common symptoms of stress were ulcers, stomach ulcers. People realized that stomach ulcers were coming from stress. Now people are mindful that stress can cause stomach ulcers. Once again, this is a lot of woo-woo talking about what the brain is capable of.

I don't know, man, because I remember he talking about all these stomach ulcers you would have now.

Maybe that's where I was carrying my stress. Yeah.

Right. Me back, you stomach.

But '80s and '90s, ulcers were such a big thing, and now it's all about lower back pain in terms of a lot of people having it. They think that maybe this is a lot of... It's the way the brain works, why placebos work on people.

It's like when some people hold their stress in their shoulders. That could affect your alignment and everything. My stress is, unfortunately, I'm freaking 30 years old, acne still. I know when I'm stressed, when my face starts breaking out. You have a flare. Yeah. No way. Because I don't change my skincare. I don't touch nothing. I'm like, I'm stressed. I can feel myself.

You must not be stressed right now. You look glowing. You think so? You look yuffy.

Glass.

But I will say when I do go to my chiropractor and he's working on my back, he'll be like, Oh, you carry your stress here. There's certain areas where different people, some people are more in the upper back, on the shoulder blade area or things like that. That is an interesting point, though. I do think that's true.

I think I used to carry in my neck, and then it traveled its way to my lower back.

Pain is mental.

Yeah.

My dad and my brother both have pretty iffy lower backs, too. So maybe it's through family and also stress, tied in.

I think it might be, yeah.

You guys been through a lot. So I think so.

We've been through a lot.

I think so.

But to answer your question, Matt, yes, that is what I'm doing right after this episode. I'm very excited because I got recommended to him by a friend, and he told me that he is a freaking spiritual healer. Good. I just hope that I don't show up He's just waving his hands over my body. That would drive me.

He pulls out sage. I would. He's just in circles around you.

Because he's expensive.

He charges you 5,000, but he doesn't touch your back. He's just like, blowing sage I have to smoke around you.

His chakra is all in line.

No, absolutely not.

But the name of the book, and I think you can also just read more of a highlight. You don't have to read the whole book. It's called Mind Over Back Pain, A Radically New Approach to the Diagnosis and Treatment of Back Pain by John Sarno. I don't know.

Ryan knows what she's getting me for my birth.

There's a little bit of a study that this guy has. Because it's crazy how many people even get back surgeries, and it still doesn't and they're still in pain. They think that there might be something with their mind.

Getting a back surgery sounds terrifying. I'd rather get brain surgery. Don't touch my back.

I don't want to be hurt. I don't know why, but I've always had this fear instilled in me since I was a child that you can just easily get paralyzed. Any wrong little thing of your back. It's just been a huge fear of mine.

It's your foundation.

Central nervous system, man. All of it. That's scary. It relates everything. That's what scares me.

It is so important. With the amount of pain I feel every day. I just hope that I'm not one of those 45, 50-year-olds that just can't walk anymore.

When you go into the chiropractor, though, do you hear the cracks?

Yeah, no, I do. I can never crack it myself. Not once have I ever been able to crack something except for my knuckles. But when I go to a chiropractor, I get everything cracked.

My guy that I go to, he says a lot of that is just for Instagram for show, people doing the loud, aggressive cracking and things like that. It's just like there's no point to it. When he does mine, it'll be very subtle. Also, he's not going in and slamming things like that. He grabs the back of your head and will ease you down and roll your back and do this. Going down.

Who he's talking about, he's really good, too. He's just really far. It's a drive to get there. I'm like, I'll go to something closer.

I went to him once to get my arm checked out from working so hard.

Is it Mariah, the neck? No, it's my arm. Oh, your arm.

Yeah, just from editing and stuff. But it's my forearm, and I noticed I use my middle finger to edit the most, and you can see that muscle moving when I move my middle finger. I told him, and he was like, Yeah, that makes sense because this is connected. He didn't even touch this part. He just grabbed my middle finger and literally wiggled it into place. No way. I'm like, I'm cured. Literally, I was cured.

Can you do that one more time for me?

But he really realigned it because everything's connected.

Yeah, damn. Our bodies, man, they're incredible. Who would have thought?

Let's hop into it.

Exactly. Let's do it, baby. It's coffee talk, baby. I almost forgot where it was. Welcome back to Zane & HeathUnfiltered. I'm Zane.

I'm Heath. I'm Matt.

I'm Mariah. We are unfiltered. Thank you so much for tuning in to another episode. You're here again. We love you so much. Stay graceful.

Oh, good. Amen.

I looked up my... Or someone sent me this TikTok with what you should name your baby, and it was two slides, not a lot of names, maybe 15 names per slide. And one of them was my name, and I was so flattered. And it said the meaning behind each name. I didn't even know this was the meaning. What does it mean? I thought mine meant the highest, but this was also TikTok. I should look it up. But the The meaning on my name was Beauty and Grace.

Oh, of course.

Beauty and Grace. Absolutely.

Beauty and Grace. Zane. Let's see. Type in Arabic because that's-Beautiful or handsome.

Oh, yeah. No, it does mean-God is gracious.

God is gracious.

Okay, so it's all mixed together, huh? Because God is the highest.

English surname. Zane may have originated as a middle English nickname for someone with curly hair.

There you go.

Large snaggletooth.

I always say...

Shut up. That is interesting. I know your name. That is interesting.

I think if I had a son, I think I would name him Zane because it's such an uncommon name. You want to have a Zane Jr? You know how fathers would name their kids after them? I think I might do that.

Of course. You got to do your full name.

Zane.

Ahmed Hijazi Jr.

Oh, yeah. You got to pass down.

You have to do first and middle.

My dad and my brother have the same exact name.

Oh, no. The full middle name, too?

Nicholas Joseph Amado, Senior. Nicholas Joseph Amado, Jr.

My brother-in-law is the fourth. Oh, wow. Really? Theodore Flack, the fourth.

But the pressure of that, once it gets to four, if you don't carry that down, you are an asshole.

Yeah. You have to.

I think Zane could be carried down because it is such an uncommon name. I think it's easy to pass.

I've never met anybody who's been the 18th. I guess I don't even know how many generations that does go back, but it's always the third, the fourth, the fifth. But if you're the 16th. My kids put an IV.

That's going to be official in the name. That's the fourth. As the fourth. That's going to be on the birth certificate for sure.

Does it go on the birth certificate when you pass the name down?

I'm pretty sure.

Yes.

It would be like Zane Ahmed Hijazi Jr.

I'm pretty sure.

Yeah. I mean, it's your... When you put that in when you book a flight, you're usually putting it.

When it gets to three, it goes to the third. It would be like senior, junior, the third?

The origin of it's senior, and then it's junior. Then I don't know if you're the first, or does then... But then does the senior become the first, and then the other one's the second, and then it becomes the third. If they're still alive.

Yeah, that's a great point. Like, would nick Junior... Nick Junior.

No, my kids are no junior. How do I word that? I don't like junior. I want the second. I'm the first Zane in my family, right? So my kid's going to be Zane the second. I'm going to get that Instagram handle. Mariah, look at the Instagram handle, Mariah. Look, Instagram handle. Zane the second.

The Zane second?

Yeah, Zane the second because I'm the first.

Okay, here it is. So when naming a child after a parent, the system typically follows this pattern. Senior and junior, the original person with the name is referred to as senior, and they name their kid after themselves. The child then takes the name and it's called junior. The third, if the junior has a child and gives the child the same name, the child would be called the third. The number The numbering starts the second person to carry the name. The first person, the parent, is simply their name without any first or senior, unless their child is given the same name.

Yeah, Zane Hidjazi.

The first is the original, usually without a number. The second is Junior, and the third is the third. Okay. The fourth would be-I just think the second sounds so much cooler than Junior.

Second of the name. You just like it because it's Game of Thrones coded.

Yeah. Zane the Second sounds so Thor.

Yeah.

I love it. Neptune. Zane the Great. It's just like...

Zane the Great?

Did Alexander the Great, earn the great? Or was he just going around and going, It's Alexander the Great. Remember the name?

It was given for sure. I think it's by the people. The people who make the... Right.

Do you know Alexander? You're like, Oh, Alexander Alexander the blacksmith? No. Alexander the Great.

Alexander the Great. He was just here, Oh, my gosh. He walked through. He heched in this tablet for me. I got his signature like, Oh, my God. Alexander.

They all do look like me. All A little older. What do you call them?

I love when God. God.

Ancient men, people who were sculpted.

We all have the same nose, the same nose, the same chin.

I love seeing people today that have ancient Roman faces and builds. Oh, yeah. It's so cool. They'll have that hair.

It's really crazy. I know a couple of TikTokers that I've seen where they look just like ancient Rome.

Yeah. Big TikTokers. They'll do the effect transformation.

I was talking about the twins. Do you know the twins I'm talking about? The curly head of twins? I don't know their names at all.

Men or female? Men. Okay.

They look like ancient sculptures.

Passinating.

Compliment, so don't take that the wrong way.

Massively.

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How has you all's week been?

I've been at home just recovering from... I can't work out or nothing, so I'm just... That's what I've all been doing. But the last time we went out, we all actually all went out at the same time. We sure did. To Vuvv, Vuvv.

The Polo Classic. My first Polo match, I think I've ever seen. Me, too. Yeah, me, too. I was such a newb when I was there because I looked at the roster. They had the teams listed on their version of their Jumbotron or scoreboard. I was like, Oh, it's a co-ed match. There's male and female. This woman looked at me, she goes, They're all male and female. You're thinking of water Polo. I was like, Oh, Oh, okay. I just didn't know.

You didn't know. You were also trying to start an innocent conversation.

You were making an observation that you wanted to turn into a conversation. That's all. Relax.

I do that sometimes, too. I'll say something without knowing, like I do on this podcast every time. Just for them to correct me. I don't know. It just starts a conversation. Yeah, it does.

Okay, what was you guys' thoughts on Polo? Because I came out with a total different mindset after watching around, like a game.

It was exactly what I thought it was going to be.

Really?

Yeah, exactly. It looked like the horses were having a good time. But I was very curious, do the horses know the other horses are not on their team, or are they just going wherever it goes?

Do they know we're chasing the ball? Yeah.

I'm fascinated if a horse can just be like, No, bitch. I really think it's the players steering the horse.

I think they're just listening to commands.

Yeah, I think that's a lot of what it was. I didn't realize how much skill where they can scoop it up with their mallet. Is it pretty much- They're bouncing it.

It's pretty much lacrosse, but on a horse, right?

Yeah. I like quidditch.

But I will say, okay, I might get some hate for this. I thought it was going to be more not skillful.

Medieval times?

No, I was, I guess, anticipating more soccer-like plays where it's like, you've got a horse going this way and we're crossing, we're We're passing the ball. It didn't feel very set up, plays or things like that. That's really tough. To me... But every sport, though, you would have a defense, an offense, you're setting up plays, you're crossing it, whatever. It looked like, to me, more like Little League soccer.

Like a free-for-all where they're just going with the balls.

It looked like a free-for-all where all of a sudden, all the horses are coming this way chasing the ball. Then it was like, back the other way, everybody's chasing. It was like, it seemed like kids running There wasn't people on the field in different positions.

There's no coach with a headphones on who's just like, We got to run this play, guys.

It was- Still very, very skillful sport. I could never ride a horse that well, let alone hit a ball while doing it. But in my head, I thought it was going to be- Because without horses, it is a very easy sport.

But the fact there are horses that you have to command while trying to get the ball.

No, it's insane.

I never knew how small polo horses are. They're a smaller version of normal horse. It's not like we're doing the equestrian stuff. They have tons of horses on the side. After that horse gets tired out, they're like, All right, give me another one.

Every point, they put them down. After every goal score, they-Put them down, meaning let them rest. No, that's why there's all the horses. They just...

Just being euthanized in their back. Just like, you had a good ride.

I loved the best pony award at the end. Oh, they did that? I didn't catch that. I didn't catch that either.

It was so cute.

It was really cute.

It was so sweet. Do you think It's like horse drama, where if a horse sees that other horses are playing the whole time, but one of the horses sucks. They're the one starting.

You know what I mean?

It's just on the sideline the whole time. They're just like, Why are all these horses running around? But I'm not. Because I'm sure horses have feelings like that.

Horses really have a great-Crina would never. Collective sense as a group. If you ever do a horse back ride and you're in a line, the front horse's ears will always be forward. The ones in the middle, their ears will always to the side, and the one in the back has their ears face backwards because they are hearing as a collective group all the sounds around them. That's so cute. Which is cool. But during the match, I was like, They got to be all over the place not paying attention.

Were people placing bets on these horses, or was it just for show?

I think it would be bets on the team because Bettings-No, sorry.

I'm sorry. I meant, bets on the team, not bets on the horses.

I heard that this was not an official match. One of the guys, Nacho, was apparently one of the best polo players in the country, in the world. I don't know. But it's like They're all part of the same barn, and they're like, We got hired for an event. It's a scrimage, I guess, of a team.

It was really cool to watch, though. I really enjoyed it.

To have that money to get into polo matches.

You see, Mariah, why did they get older people? I want to see the older people playing. That would have been sick to watch 50, 60-year-olds on those horses.

There was a woman who looked 50 years old.

Oh, really? Did it also feel like to you, it was more of a background sport?

You had some Polo on. Oh, right. It's not demanding your attention to watch.

It's not like everybody that was there for them was in it. It almost felt like where rich people go to just drink their wine, network, do their thing, hang out, and it's like, glance over, yeah, look at the game going on. It felt different.

It's like an attraction happening while the party is going on.

It was like a show, almost. It's the context of the event. I bet if you were at nationals of the two best polo teams, everyone's invested in the polo match.

I'm sure that'd be a really fun thing to watch. If it was like a natural game and everyone's sitting there screaming, I would love to see when people are screaming. What moves are people I'm like, You know what I mean?

But I did watch the guy. He reached up and caught the ball midair.

Is that allowed?

But it was the coolest thing I've ever seen. I was like, Oh, my God, he just caught it. Then he rode around with it in his hand like this. I don't think that was sick.

He knew it was a fake game, so he was like, I'm showing Then he started juggling it. We did see some hot faces there, right?

Oh, yeah. Robert Pattynson, Sook Yee, Waterhouse. Patricia, we were pulling up in the shuttle, and there's all these fancy people getting out.

Yeah, I didn't know a single- Patricia goes, Oh, my gosh, Robert Pattynson.

I go, Ha ha, very funny, but keep your voice down because you're in a shuttle with a bunch of random people. Then she goes, No, it's really him. I'm like, Holy shit, that is him. There's Sook Yee.

We're excited over... What is his name? Scary Movie 3.

Oh, Simon Rex. Simon He's so tall.

I didn't know he was that tall.

What's crazy is I went to his house for six hours. Do you remember that?

He was making a song with him, and he's like, Do you want to come with me?

And I was like, Yeah. And we sat in his studio for just hours. That's great. I was like, I guarantee he doesn't remember me, but I wanted to say hi so bad.

I told him, he was like, You'll be really surprised. He probably remembers exactly who you are. You just got to go up to him. He's I'm not going to go up to you, though. I was too nervous.

I know. I was debating going up to him, too, telling him how good of a job he did with Red Rocket. Because I feel like he's a little bit more approachable than some people.

Yeah, he is very approachable. Because you were in such an intimate setting with him, especially just the three of you, I went away.

At his house, me, him, and another guy.

Yeah, you should have done that. That's crazy.

Yeah, if you've been in his house, I think you have a pretty good icebreaker to be like, I've been over to your place. You probably don't remember, but I was with so and so in the middle.

If he was drinking, 100%. He doesn't remember. Yeah, if you were drinking at the party, Simon.

Hey, my man.

You start singing his song.

You remember we did that song and the verse was like, I feel like it's going to hit me.

I went up to a celebrity recently in these past two weeks. And what was it? I just remember I was severely disappointed. Oh, no. Never meet your idol. I'm blanking on it right now.

I know exactly who you're talking about. We can't say it, though. Is that who you told me?

Oh, yeah. It was pretty disappointing.

Is that the one you're talking about, though?

Maybe that's what it was.

We can't. No. Not here.

I'm pretty sure I saw... Did you watch Supernatural? Do you remember that show? The two guys, the guy had the medium hair. Yes. Then the other guy with the short, spiky hair. Yeah. Dean. Yes. That Dean guy was there.

Oh. Did you say anything?

No.

Oh, Keith, I didn't recognize. You see, I looked up the pictures after.

The guy on the left.

I went to their page, and then I was like, Oh, that's who was there, because I didn't recognize anybody.

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I would love just to be a handsome TV actor. What's my line? This. Pay me. I mean, he's a good actor.

You're a really good actor. You just don't remember your lines. Oh, God. That'd be my world. Everybody just loves me, but I'm just like, I just don't know my lines. Line.

People say that about Tom Cruise, that he has a very short attention span, but he's such a good actor. But he-Oh, he needs his lines right to him? He needs his lines like fight to him. That's fine.

You know my buddy Ryan?

Yes. The one I golf with. Yeah.

He was just with Tom Cruise for a couple hours. He went to London to do some premiere or something over there.

I think it was for the next Mission Impossible movie. I know all about it.

I do my research. He said, I've met other celebrity. He was like, Tom Cruise was the nicest person I've ever met and genuinely sat there off camera and just was talking to him. He was just so nice.

He's very present. I feel like in interviews. That's nice.

Yeah. That's good.

Yeah, but he said he loved him. I was like, That's really good to hear.

Is there any inside scoop of the next film? Just because I'm obsessed.

He did say quite a bit. I'll have you talk to Ryan about it because it was...

I can't wait. I'm just such a big fan.

Apparently, it's crazy. I was like, Obviously, he's going to want to say this, but Tom Cruise wants to do it till he's 100 and stay doing all his own science. I'm like, Tom Cruise, 100 years old, does not need to be skydiving.

I will stay tuned in. I will tune in.

But also, he said that- I bet he will. His health regimen is crazy because he was with him for an extended period of time. He's like, I don't remember exactly what it was. I'll reask. But it was like, every 20 minutes on the dot, it was a glass of water with something else.

Yeah, he's got to keep those Thetan levels up. He said it was crazy just to watch him taking care of his health and just what he was doing to stay so like, youthful-looking.

I bet you he rubs beef stew on his face just like, Yo, have you all done that?

I love it. He's a brand new.

Yeah, we do. It's amazing. It's got a little- It does smell, but we do it before bed, so we're just like, just sleep at all.

You got to swath the fly.

Wait, Mariah, maybe that, how long have you been doing it for? A few weeks now. Oh, my God. Maybe that's what it is.

It's a... Dude, I love it.

Where did you get it? I love it. I tried to... I cut out all my other skincare just to see what it's doing, and it seems all right. I got it on Amazon. It's that It's pricey.

The Prime Day deals, whatever. Usually, it's 50 bucks. I think right now, it's like 30 something, but I really like it.

And clean ingredients. I think it's like honey, beef tallow. What else is in it?

There's like a honey-olive oil, some marigold flour extract.

It's something that I would make at home. I had the ingredients at home. A garlic.

A bit of spunk.

Did you guys take before and after pictures before you started it? No.

Not specifically, But I have close-up pictures on my face from before, but I'll do it in a couple of months.

Okay, so I'm going to buy it, too, and I'm going to take my first day picture because I'm really curious because Mariah's definitely looks clear. I don't know.

Oh, fuck off. Mariah's definitely like, But No.

The thing is, I'm a better example because he has really good skin.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

He never breaks out.

Your skin looks the same to me. Right now, it looks the same.

I also don't use any products at all. I don't...

Which is fine because everything you put on your body seeps into your skin.

That's the good thing about it because it's natural. It's beef fat. So your body is like-Is there collagen in it? In the beef fat? I would imagine there's some, but not like it added.

Is the tallow the marrow?

No, it's fat. Okay. So it's whipped. So it's really light.

Okay.

Yeah. I mean, they do say natural shit is the best stuff to put on your body.

But your body naturally soaks it in, all the nutrients, things like that.

I like it. It's something like Lever King would put on his body. It's Lever King.

Yeah, that's what's in it. Grass-fed, finished beef towel, olive oil, honey, flour extract.

Where I saw olive oil, and she potted immediately. Of course. Are you kidding me? You should take a picture of you in a bathtub of olive oil.

If that girl If that girl can get sponsored by Parmajon, I want an olive oil sponsorship.

You'd kill it with an olive oil sponsorship. Oh my God. From just garlic. And I'll direct the commercial. I got you.

I swear by it. I used to put the craziest shit my face in high school. I used to just do straight.

What?

Remember in a hot oil?

I would wash my face with ClearCell ZitCream thinking that was a facial cleanser. Oh, No. I don't even-Oh, no.

Wait, what's- I know.

I think back to what I did in high... I used to do toothpaste.

Can you type, Roca ClearCell? I'm trying to get an image of it.

Just white little zit cream.

Cream to rub on a single-Oh, no.

But I thought that prevented zits. I did it for maybe two months in middle school. I remember just having this white crust on my face, and I was like, Yeah, just like, zit cream.

Like Abriva?

Yeah, he's putting it on like sunscreen.

Forget it. I was in my kitchen like a freaking scientist. I had egg YTS, otes. I would just go. You know the individual package of Oat? Like Oatmeal? I used to take the Oats as an exfoliator, and I used to do egg YTS as a natural peel.

Oh, you were in it.

I was in it. I was in it. Olive oil. I used to burn my skin because I used to take lemon. I'm like, this has got to- Raw lemon just rubbing it on the face. No. I think I started doing that.

Lemon on your face is not good, right?

No, all that citrus.

I thought it would bleach my dark spot. I started trying to experiment in eighth grade, and I'm like, I can't do this. It's better to do nothing.

Is that good for the hair?

People put eggs in their hair. Yeah.

You know what's really good for your hair? Rosemary oil. Oh, right. We got rosemary.

In the garden?

Yes. It's thriving in our garden. So I'm going to try to make our own rosemary.

All this stuff that you do, egg YTS in your hair, you just smell like it. Yeah, literally.

I smell garlic 24/7. I smell like garlic 24/7. I smell like, scusting.

But is it true that, Cucumbers over the Eyes don't do anything? I just feel that from the Princess Diaries. Why is that such a thing? He's like, You want to know the secret about the Cucumbers over the Eyes? Where did they start that?

Who Who was the first person to put like, Cucumbers on their eyes? Did that come from a movie?

Oh, maybe. Well, it does say-Hydration, I can see. But maybe it's a joke in The Princess Diaries. Third one's coming out, by the way.

I saw they just announced it.

But I don't know if Julie Andrews is confirmed. Why? Because she's probably old, man. She has to be in her 90s.

Then don't make the movie then. You know what I mean? But come up with something else.

Maybe she's passed because the princess is now becoming the queen. That's probably what it's all about.

If Julie Andrews is alive, she needs to in the movie. Sorry.

But we make Jim Van Dyke fucking dance around all the time. Let him chill.

But even if she's in a five-minute scene, I don't know. She can do it.

She wasn't in the Return of the Mary Poppins, though. But how old is she? Eighty We got to get to film in now. Rolling. Julie, get her in. Sorry. I love Julie. Julie Andrews is an icon, but let's… Rolling. We green-lit it now. Go, go, go.

Look, we did it with Queen Elizabeth. Julie Andrews would love it. You're right. Somebody will send this story. She'll love it.

We get Julie Andrews on the pod.

I think we could kill it with her.

You guys just have a marvelous podcast.

Unfiltered. You're a big fan of the Julie Andrews, no? Yeah.

Sound of music. Yeah.

I've never seen it.

Yeah, we had it on VHS. I used to watch it all the time. Wow.

But Julie Andrews That's one of the most devastating things about her was that she had a surgery at one point in her career. But she does sing in the Princess Diaries, too, but it's a very half sing a thing. They audit. Can you imagine that being a singer? That is your one fucking thing. You're going for one node surgery and they mess it up.

That's what happened in my voice because I used to be a really wonderful singer. When I lose my voice, every time I lose my voice, my nodes.

Your nodes. Do you have nodes? Patricia has nodes, apparently.

Patricia?

It's nodes on your vocal cords where it's like, I want to call them cis. It's bumps that affect the piping of your tunes.

I think anybody with a deep... Because Patricia has a deep voice, too. I think we all probably have the same shit.

Yeah, I think it's just a growth or whatever. A good growth. I don't know what I'm talking about. That's why in Pitch Perfect, she's like, I have nodes, and all the girls are like...

Is that short for nodule?

Probably. Maybe.

You know what I said jokingly the other day, and it turned out to be really true? What? You know the Super 8 cameras? How on the side of it, it shows the little meter of feet, right?How.

Much film is that?

It's not like you have 10 seconds left or a minute left. It just goes from zero to 50 because on the roll is 50 feet. I was like, it shows how many feet you have left. That's why it's called footage. It's foot, like how much foot is. I said that, and they were like, Is that true? I was like, I don't know. I just made it up, but it sounds right. I looked it up, and it is. That's what your footage is, how much foot, how many feet of film you have.

I've never thought about that.

Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

I love that.

Just when you figure it all out.

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Matt, remember on the last episode, we were talking about how the new Spongebob Crusty Crab pop up for Wendy's, and I was saying how long the line was going to be. I was like, There's no way. The cult fan base, it's It looked, man, I saw it drive- Three hour lunch.

To get a Crusty Crab.

Let's go.

Everybody listening was tagging me in it.

Well, they also made it look like this.

Did you see the inside of the drive-through? They made it Backeene Bob. It looks like a car wash.

It looks so sick.

Why is Sponja Up upside down?

That's the drive-through.

It looks like a Backeene bottom. They did a whole thing.

It's really cute.

It looks like Stormy's birthday party.

Don't go. Why? I think just seeing the footage is like-My baby loves Spongebob.

He never gets this opportunity.

I like what I like.

Okay, go do it. Three hours out for Spongebob.

Keith, imagine It's just being in there and you put the window down and you're saying every line. That's going to make you feel. Go, go. Windows up. It's just the worst experience.

Why are you going to be so crabby? Get the fuck out of my face.

It did It looked like the workers were enjoying it. I feel like it was a different atmosphere. It was something fun for them to do. It's not like their typical workday, and it looked like they were really leaning into it.

All right, all right. I'll allow it.

I think there was probably auditions for that job. I would work there 100%. Just be there all day? Oh my God. Until November third.

Oh, what? Over that time? Less than a month, but three weeks.

We got to do it before your trip.

My backpacking trip, yeah. I saw a TikTok.

You know the guy who created Powerpuff Girls? You know how old he was when he made it? So young. 23. No way. 23-year-old. He's like, What's up? It's an old video from the '90s. He's like, I can't remember his name. His name is Grant or something with a G. He's like, Yeah, I'm 23 years old, and I'm making this show called the Powerpuff Girls. I'm I'm like, Whoa. I love that. Animators are like, Insane. If you're that good, you can make it happen. Yeah, that guy. What's his name?

What a wonderful just concept. Just like a doctor, just like putting in spices and shit, and then three girls who are superhero. He's the dad.

Craig McCrackin. But now he's like 53. But yeah, he was like 23 when he made it. Oh, wow.

Tom Kenny is in it?

Tom Cain? Who's the voice of SpungeBob? He's done so much. E. G. Daily. She works out at my gym.

Tara Strong is in every cartoon.

E. G. Daily was the voice of Tommy Pickles.

Oh.

And Tara Strong does Tom's voice.

Don't voice actors make so much more than real actor?

It depends on the success of the cartoon and the consistency of it because a show can be on for 12. The seasons, I think on cartoons, if it's a successful one, much longer.

They run longer, yeah. That's why they get paid more. It's not like the job is paying more. It's just how much they're making when the show's out.

Yeah, I mean, the budgets are smaller than They don't have to build sets and stuff. The time you just come in and record your lines and go home.

Sometimes getting more views than that.

They can do multiple shows at the same time. It's a lot more flexible work-wise.

Yeah, wow.

One person can be multiple roles.

Should I start taking voice acting lessons?

I'm not going to lie. I thought about that a while ago. I would love to do a voice for something in the Stan Allen mom accent because I'm really good at it, but I hate being on camera. It would be the dream position.

Yeah, that is perfect. You come in sweats.

You still could land a job like that. You remember Tina Belcher, the mom of Bob's Burgers or whatever? That guy had a video where he was like, Come over, we're decorate the tree. Yeah, come over. It was like a viral YouTube video from 2008. It's like, What? Decorating the tree. That's a nice tree. Oh, Ron.

And that from that got him Bob's Burgers and all of that.

And then he does that voice all the time for Tina. It's not Tina. It's who's the mom? I think it is.

I think it's Tina.

No, Tina's the daughter.

Oh, because you would always say, Tina.

Linda.

I'm going to find somebody make you a graphic videos, and you just voice over. That's all your posts for the next It was really funny. For the next year.

I went to Warner Brothers, and I did... Me and my cousin did one of the booths where it was a voiceover for Harry Potter or something, but I did it in a stand-out mom accent.

It did well, I remember.

It went viral.

It went viral. Because I went, Happy Christmas, Ron.

Damn, that was really funny. I remember that video.

But I had a frigging stupid mask on. I look back at the video, I'm like, Why did I... I was in there by myself. I should have just taken it off. So it looked better. You couldn't see my mouth moving, which is the whole point.

You know what? You know how many directors and people just saw that and they were like, I wish it if only Hugo was. You lost everything after that. What What are you wearing?

Wait, at the Motion Picture Academy Museum, they have a simulation where you win an Oscar.

What?

Oh, I would love to do that.

They give it to you and they make the crowd all clapping, and you're up there holding it, and you give your-I would love to do that.

It gives you a realistic look at it. You could just see lights. You could barely see the audience, but they're there. It's just the spotlights are on you and you're reading your teleprompter.

That's great practice.

Go to bed, kids. I just want to thank my lovely wife. Daddy loves you. I would not be here today. I want to thank the academy. You like me. You really like me.

Who said?

What was that? Sally Fields, I believe, said, You like me. You really like me.

That's a Mandela where people thought it was like, You love me.

Oh, I think maybe it's...

Wait, I thought it was from the mask. Unless The Mask took that from-They took it from that. Oh, shit. That was the first time I heard it.

Maybe that's where it's different because the real quote was like me, the mask did it as love me. You love me.

Yeah. I think I may even be saying they're wrong.

You love me. You really love me.

When Anne Hathaway got hers, though, she looked at it and she goes, It came true.

What?

I always think that's the cringes.

I wouldn't be up here today.

I saw a really great interview with Cathy Bates recently because Cathy Bates just retired. Do you know Cathy Bates? Yeah. Legend. Her mom always gave her a hard time.

Who was the boss of the deal? I had to look her up.

Shut up. I think you said legend.

I'm Cathy Bates' mother died at one point in her life. She was in the office, bubba. Really at the height of her success.

She was Joe in the office from Florida. Yes.

Now she knows.

Love her icon.

Anyways, actual legend. What happened to her?

Her mother always gave her a tough time about how she never thanked her in her Oscar speech when she won best supporting actress or best actress for Misery. She's in an interview recently, just now. She goes, And you know what? I never thanked her. The interviewer goes, No, you did thank your mother. She goes, No, I didn't. He pulls up the video of her acceptance speech. She does say, I just want to thank my family. I want to thank my mom. I want to thank this. In Cathy Bates' reaction of her realizing that she actually did thank her mom and she had been carrying this guilt for 20 something years. Why didn't she just look? Why didn't she just watch it back? She just wanted... I don't know. I guess when you win an Oscar, how often are you watching your- Right after the speech, she was like, I never thank my mom.

Oh, my God. She was like, I can't watch it. I can't watch it.

I think her mom got it wrong. But the moment of Cathy Bates' reaction, the interviewer just-That's really cool. He clearly did the research and knew that she had this guilt that she never thanked her mom, and then he looked it up and then replayed it for her. Oh, that's terrible. It's a beautiful moment of her realizing it. I can't wait to watch it.

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Thank you Seegeek for sponsoring today's episode. We love you. I saw this TikTok just a couple of days ago. It was this girl talking about how she heard gunshots. You know how here and there we'll always hear something, right? Every time we think it's fireworks, this girl was like, It was probably fireworks. She watches the footage, she hears, sound gunshots as a viewer listening. She asked her sister who was in the Marines or in the army, and she goes, Yeah, those are definitely gunshots. It was like, Okay, it sounded like really close, like right by the house. I was like, I'm going to call the police. She calls the police. The police go, Yes, we actually got a few calls about the gunshots. We're sending over somebody there now. She's like, Okay. She knows that she lives next to... She has a neighbor who's this older man and this younger girl, and she hears them fight all the time. She knows that situation.

Is it like a neighbor that argues, blah, blah, blah? Yeah.

Then the cops go, and then The girl tells the cop, the cop does a wellness check, a welfare check, welfare, wellness check at the neighbor's house, knocks on the door, nobody answers, right? And then goes away. And then 30 minutes later, she checks the camera, she sees that the dogs are running around in the front yard of her neighbor's house and sees a girl just scrubbing their front porch. What?

She replayed the footage in the footage. Yeah, in the footage. Who's shooting or after the cops left?

After the cops left. After the cops do a wellness check on that house, the girl comes outside of that house, is scrubbing the floor, right? The girl sees this and she's like, I got to call She calls the cops again. The cops do not sound like they are interested in coming at all. They're like, Yeah, yeah. They come, they knock again, and nobody answers. It's like, All right, well, there's nothing they can do. First off, I feel like if there's footage, if somebody... There's an eyewitness of somebody seeing that someone's at that house was just cleaning in between them coming through. I think that's... Isn't that like, don't you have to do something about it at that point? Because Because normally, if there's no proof that there's anybody at the house, then you can't do anything. But there is proof that somebody is not answering.

You can't do anything. If they decide not to answer, then they decide not to answer unless they have a warrant to enter. Got it.

Probably cause. Wait, where are we at with the story? Is this just where it's at?

That was all, right? That was like, one. She gives us an update the next day, and she sees... She has not seen the guy, right? The guy that lived there, that's the owner house, she has not seen him. The next morning, she sees the girl packing boxes on the truck. Boom, boom, boom, and then leaves. She hasn't seen I've heard of them since.

What?

This girl sees all of this happen.

She's sharing this on TikTok?

On TikTok, yeah. That's the last I've heard about it.

It's good that she is sharing it, though, just in case. They did come to a first wellness check? Yes. This is like, rear window. You don't really know, but was the guy and girl there during the wellness check?

No, the girl only sees in the camera after the cops do the wellness check, dogs running around the front, and then the girl scrubbing the front porch, and it's at night.

Weird. I'd go break in.

It's at night. And go full.

I'd be in the window. I knew she wasn't home. And you have your ring camera footage on, of the footage of the house, and you're inside the house and then you see the car pull up and then you're like, Oh, shit.

You wouldn't catch me dead posting it live the same day? I would never... No. Imagine posting at the same time.

It's bold of her to be sharing the videos. You go in, it just smells like bleach. But then what if you did find something? But then, okay, then legally, what happens to you? If you then broke into someone's house and you actually did discover that they killed a body, and then you go tell the cops and you're like, Listen, I fucking broke into the house, but there's somebody dead. Where does that happen legally with you? Or they suddenly, Okay, well, we have to arrest you. And then- I think no one's stupid enough to do that.

No one's going to kill somebody and then be like, I broke in the house and I found a dead. That is way too risky as a killer to do that. I feel like if you were to do that, the cops would be like, Whoa, okay, there's...

You were like, I was genuinely concerned. And I did find out that a murder didn't happen.

He's talking about the neighbor, not the person who did it.

No, I'm talking about the neighbor. When she sees the body, the truck go away with all the boxes, and she's thinking, They're gone. I know that window maybe has a loose latch. I should just go in there and see.

She gets arrested mid breaking into the window. Cops think it's her that killed the person in there.

You would probably become an accomplice, or you'd become a suspect if your prince are in the crime scene.

You're saying because the cops aren't doing anything about it. Is that the reason why she would do it, or is it just curiosity?

It's just out of curiosity, and you're like, I have to see this for myself. I would be in there so fast.

I know. I think I would, too. That's so crazy.

Especially if it was my neighbor. Question me. I don't think where it would be like, I was so concerned about my neighbor that I went and checked. I don't even think if I felt like a problem was going on with my neighbors and I broke into their place and nothing was wrong, they would be like, I mean, replace the window pane you smashed. But thank you for being so concerned.

Heetha and I last night were so nosy.

We had It was the same across the street situation being nosy.

It wasn't as bad, but we did get a notification on the Citizens app. We just got into bed. Notification 200 feet away, armed suspect, robbery, blah, blah, blah. Break-in, armed, resident, something like that.

We literally set our alarms, and we're getting ready to put our phone down, and then across the street, notification pops up.

We're like... So we were like, Oh, shit, this is right across the street. But we have an influencer in our neighborhood that's not directly across the street, but he's the block right next to us, and it could have been that house. So the address was posted. So we looked at the address, we were like, Oh, shit, that's his house. I was like, Let's go for... We immediately put our shoes on.

We're like, Let's go. I got to go for a walk before I get to-Yeah, she probably stressed out. She probably go for a walk.

That's crazy. Why would you guys go knowing that the armed? I don't know.

So basically what it was, was there was an intruder, somebody broke into their house, and they heard footsteps. They were calling the cop saying, I have a gun, and somebody's in my house right now. Oh, they don't know if they have it. This is the heads up. Oh. That was the notification that went off, and then the 911 dispatch call information, things like that.

But all the other neighbors were doing stuff on their porch.

Everybody in the neighborhood had to go for a walk.

Someone's setting up Halloween.

But there was five cop cars, I think, out front. At least. Once I saw the I'm like, Oh, we're good for the night. And they stayed there. I think there was a couple of them that stayed there all night.

I don't know what the update is, but yeah, they were all right outside of their house.

But yeah, isn't that crazy?

Do you have that shit just on speed, like notification? Like, as soon as something happens, no matter where, it's just...

I paid premium to get the notification before anybody else.

You paid premium.

Okay, early access.

I bought citizen premium. He did buy it. So I could hear the full call.

The police reports.

I can't stand that you have to pay for that because if it's something serious and you're like, Let me hear the police call so I know what to do. And then it's like...

That is crazy. They charge you to listen to a phone call like that.

It's so dumb.

Right?

That's crazy. Wait, who is the money going to?

The government.

The Citizen app, probably. No. Yeah, but who? Anybody can listen to police radio. You just got to know the code.

The other line, they have all that recorded info, and they're going to just give it to citizens.

Anybody can listen to police radio. Police scanner, you can buy that on Amazon and listen to it. To cops.

They're just sharing you the stream of the police stream. They're making sure they're on the police scanner collecting all the-The police speak in code.

It's all like, we got a 1004 in the 305, but we're thinking about doing a 607. You're like, Fuck, I got to look this up and be like, Okay, so...

Oh, my God.

But that's what my buddy does. He listens to the police calls, and he shows up before they get there.Oh.

He's like Night Crawler?Basically. Yeah, we should do that.

Night Crawler, oh, yeah.

What doesWhat does he wear to look official?

He wears one of those reflector vests.

That helps a lot. Yeah, you just look like you're part of the crew.

If I was that girl, I would not break into the house or try to figure it out because I just don't think it's really productive.

It's also a scary situation.

My ass would be in that police station, right? I'm like, I'm not leaving. This is what I saw. If you guys saw what I saw, you'd be doing something about it. I'm going to sit here and I'm going to tell you everything. Yeah, watch this. You guys came at this time. I saw this 30 minutes later, and then today, she packing her boxes and she left. You tell me that's not suspicious. You know what I mean?

Maybe they can't really technically do or say anything because there is no missing persons yet. There's no like...

I don't know. You can't be mad when someone wants to do something about it then. You know what I mean?

But she also doesn't know if that guy is alive or not alive. If there was proof that that guy is dead or whatever or missing, and they have the video of the scrubbing, the weird leaving, things like that, then it'd be like, okay, it paints the picture that this is probably the reason. I know.

What's the question?

I was saying that my ass would have been at the police station just at the desk, like a fucking Karen showing them the footage. This happened, and then this happened, and then this happened the next morning. I would be just all over it.

I be posting it on TikTok.

Yeah, that's a little...

Wait for the whole story to be complete and then share the story. There's a little bit of immaturity where you're just like, I got to just share this with the world and you're creating this drama.

What they're doing is they don't realize that if that person, if she did have something to do with that dude's death at the house, and she saw that now they know that she left, now she has time to switch her car. She has time to make any changes to deflect from what she did before she left. It's so irresponsible. But people just want to be the first ones out there with information.

Yeah, that's true.

I would have called my mom. I'd be like, Mom, what do I do? My mom would know. She's like, Honey, you need to be the first one to post.

Go knock on the door, sweetie. Act like you're a DoorDash driver. Go knock on the door.

The ring camera footage. Is everyone okay?

Yeah, I've got an order here for-Morai shows up with a fresh baked cake.

Hey, I'm giving you a cake. We just had a party last night.

I'm new to the neighborhood.

There's a microphone under the plate so we can hear.

Don't you have a husband that lives here, too?

I'm pushing one of those hotel kitchen carts and he's underneath. Just go seeing if anybody wants some cookies.

I sneak out underneath and get through the front door while they're like, I'm in the house.

I'm in the house.

God, imagine Oh my God.

It'd be fun. Yeah, you know what I mean now?

Heath, the Night Crawler. Oh, gosh.

Did you see the pipeline in China that exploded near the highway? Yes. It was a sewage pipe. Oh my. That was full of just fecal matter.

Just everybody's altogether.

This is a video of somebody driving on the highway next to it as it happens. Imagine.

It's That's so dangerous.

Imagine.

That is...

Eew.

We're really going to bring this up. That is... Imagine people just walking, though, because they're at least protected in a car. That is the most insane thing.

That's like you'd have to get a new car after that.

I would burn it. No, you have to... Everything.

I would drive it into a lake and then hop out.

You know how bad the inside of will start smelling if you're driving under that?

Every nook and cranny and crevice is in fecal matter.

How unsafe is that?

It's just toxins.

That's like, that's like, chernobyl. That's Pretty much-That's what it's like.

It's pretty much-an actual worst nightmare.

That's a plant exploding and everybody getting ready. It's the same thing.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, where was this? This was in Nane-ing, China.

Oh, gosh. Matt, just the Because there was people definitely that had their sunroof open.

Imagine you're just through the sunroof.

Oh, no. It was a newly laid sewage pipe. It wasn't even an old one. I don't even- It is believed that the rupture occurred while engineers were conducting a pressure test during the installation of the sewage pipes.

Oh, my gosh. There's people on motor cycles that were next to it. The The government, the whole United States would have to pay me the biggest check to be okay with living with that.

That's a lawsuit right there, right? Because you don't get hurt, right?

Let's not get too political about it.

But that's great. The trouble that I would get in if I threw shit on you, right? I would be in jail.

Yeah, that's considered... What is that?

What crime is that? It's just a public... It's It's like a public health safety hazard. I don't know. No, I mean, it's just incredibly hazardous. No, you can't throw.

It's like throwing acid at someone. It's like you're throwing-Yeah, it's like you're getting exposed to a massive toxic waste completely.

I would laugh so much.

But what How hard if I was... What price would you want? Keith, if that happened, imagine we are all walking, right? We're having the best day. We're all having a good day. We just had brunch.

We still got our cups in our hands. We're in our Sunday's best, right?

We're walking through and this pie of pie, and we're all drenched. I would start laughing so fucking hard. I probably couldn't even smell it yet until we get out of there. Then we start sitting and we're like, Oh, my God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm starting to get sick. It would just I think I would think.

Because these people, you're not near a body of water to jump in to get it off of you. It's sitting like-You almost want proof.

You really can't go home and take a shower. We'd be like, Hold on. Then we're laughing It's so hard. We be like, Guys, we can't be laughing.

I would actually go live. That's a moment where I'd be like, You know what? I'm going Instagram live.

You're not going to believe this. But I also wouldn't want to open my mouth and be talking. No, that is a nightmare.

I can't even think about it.

You want to jump in a body of leg or pool, but you can't because it is filled with shit.

Wait, no This is really crazy the more I'm thinking about it. Buh-buh.

Raya.

Those trees are going to blossom with all that fertilizer.

Oh, forget it.

It's going to be great in a week.

No casualties or injuries. I'm surprised.

Emotionally injured. Like, motorcycle, I'm surprised that that didn't completely... Oh, my. All that diarrhea. Just like...

Somebody titled their article, Punami.

Honestly, that's amazing.

Come on.

Oh, dear.

The I'm the intern that wrote that.

Gross video shows Pukano. We're so unserious.

Damn. It just depends on how many people were directly involved, I guess, in it.

Because if it's 50 people, you're probably getting a mill. If it's hundreds, it's getting a little lower. But what's it? But it's in Chinese. Is it the wan? No, that's Korea. I forgot what their currency is in China. It is. It's the wan? But I thought that's Korea.

Y-u-a-n.

Oh. Is the Chinese-Yuan, yes. That's the Chinese currency. You're right. But I think in Korea, I think it's W-A-N or something like that. Yeah, the W-A-N, Yuan. Oh, boy.

That's a wrap on the year. That would be... Yeah.

That's 2024 ended.

I wouldn't go into work for a week. I would need to just- The thing is that they will let you take off.

Just come up with anything because it's such a rare situation. All that different... There's thousands of different people, whatever they got in their body.

I think I would boil my skin.

Yeah, there's definitely ways.

I want spa treatments, like every day, body scrub, just full spa.

Get it all out. I need to take care of you. Imagine they have pop-up spas just everywhere after that incident. Just everyone's just getting…

Just spray down. They send out the fire department with the big holes.

Yeah, pressure washer immediately. I don't care if it burns my skin. I just need it.

It's like in Monsters Inc. They're like, Get him, sterilize him. Yes. That's what we need. Oh, yeah. I would have to shave my head, too. I I feel like.

Yeah, everything.

Every little part of me, my eyebrows.

Everything.

All of it. Just get it off of me.

Well, yeah, Mariah, we're almost done with episode until we got to Peebie Cahier. We almost had one whole episode without Peebie Cahier talking.

We didn't mention any planes.

That's good. Wow. Actually, we did amazing.

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