Transcript of JuJu Weighs In On The Buffalo Bills New Uniforms | Postgame Show

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Against the Spread.

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Against the Spread. Against the Spread is presented by DraftKings Sports. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Aslo, go ahead.

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Okay, so here's what I got for you guys. We're going to look at the W tonight. That's the WNBA, Greg.

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Is that right?

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We're going to look at the W tonight and the Indiana Fever. They're taking on the Seattle Storm. Seattle stinks. All right. But we're actually going to go with Caitlin Clark tonight. All right. Caitlin Clark. Give me that spread. 25 or more points tonight. The market price is +185. That's a very big number. And Caitlin Clark has actually scored 25 or more in 2 of her last 3 games, including 45 a little more than a week ago. So we're gonna go Caitlin Clark at +185, 25 or more points scored. Greg.

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Well, it's a baseball matchup and I lean heavily on the pitching duel when I'm making an MLB pick.

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Give me that spread.

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And right Right now we got Sandy Alcantara who's having a really good season for the Marlins, and you know who isn't? Aaron Nola for the Phillies, ERA almost 6. So we're gonna go, I love the market price, Marlins +1.5 runs. We gotta run that one, and you know it.

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Okay, sauce brand.

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Okay, Nolan. That's one. Very good.

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Oh, what? I'm fine. Juju, good to see you. How you doing?

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Pretty good, brother. How you doing, man? Great to see y'all.

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I'm doing all right, I'm doing all right. This has been a fun show today. We have any Jokers of the Day? I mean, we could ask you that every day, but I feel feel like today we may have some good ones.

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Yes sir, man. I hate to do it to them, my guys, my Buffalo Bills tried it out, their new uniforms yesterday. Nickel City. And I'll give it to you, I know what you're thinking, the jerseys are ass. Yeah, but the helmets are diabolically ass. I'm talking about What are we doing? There's only a couple of things us Bills fans have asked for over the years. Some wide receivers for Josh Allen and the red helmets from the '90s. It wasn't that hard. Now we in Nickel City Gray. Jokers of— oh my, my brother, did you get this?

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Did you get the subtlety of a blue collar?

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Did my guy dirty there with that phone?

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Oh nah, why does he have to be in an abandoned, uh, power room though? Put my boys on the feel, man. Jokers of the Day, Buffalo Bills. Salute, Juju.

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Uh, have you, uh, do you have any intention of going to see the new stadium this year for your favorite team?

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Yeah, man, me and my girl are definitely going up there. She's a bigger fan than I am. Like, I'm a big Buffalo Bills fan, but she will actually murder for the Bills. So we're gonna have ourselves in those seats definitely this year.

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All right, before, before we get to the polls here Have you ever been put through a table? That apparently is a very big thing for the Buffalo Bills fan.

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Nah, I haven't been initiated. That's why I think maybe so. I think this year may be the year that I get myself thrown or jump through the table.

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Wow.

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All right, let's do some polls here. Juju, what do we got today?

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Yes, sir. Is ESPN contractually obligated to talk about Sha'Dur Sanders? 93% of the audience says yes, they are. Woo! Will you eat a pistachio if someone else has already taken off the shells? 60% of the audience says no, they will not. Are nuts and beans in the same family? 52% of the audience says yes, they are. Big win for my boy G. Did you know that in the medieval times when people threw tomatoes at you, it was called a laughingstock? 57% of the audience says no, they did not. Biggest poll of the day, proving that wording matters: is it better to go to the Finals 12 times or 6 times? 76% of the audience says 12 times.

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How's it not 100%, right?

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Easier sport to nap to on television: loud-ass bowling or whispered golf? 91% of the audience was tainted with whispered golf.

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As an update, just know that our audience said it is better to be 6-0 in the NBA Finals than be 6-6 yesterday.

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Big win for my boy. Did the phrase "right on" go extinct in 1973?

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Right on.

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54% of the audience says yes, it did.

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Let's bring it back.

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Jack. Exactly.

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Are squirrels rats with fluffy tails? 85% of the audience says yes, they are. Salute to Master Splendor. Do you remember dancers' names? 77% of the audience says no, they do not.

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Go check out Blue Flame.

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Forget—

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hello. If you had sex with two people at the same time, do you think you remember one of their names?

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Not if they're dancers.

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64% of the audience says yes, they would. And last—

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now we got to add the new poll. But what if I told you they were dancers?

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Exactly. And look, IG is tripping, so that's the last poll of the day. Salute to the poll. We gonna read the next poll tomorrow, brought to you by DraftKings, available now in all 50 states.

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Thank you. Good night, everybody.

Episode description

"Did you get the subtlety of the blue collar?"

The Bills released their new 'Nickel City' uniforms and JuJu is NOT a fan.

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