Transcript of Dan Wins Joker of The Week | Postgame Show

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We've been going over these greatest TV show theme songs all day today. I mean, how do you not throw Fraggle Rock in there somewhere?

Dun dun dum dum dun dun dun dun dun dun dun! Crash his heads away!

Worries for another day! Let the music play down at Bragglerock! Come on, you got Fraggle Rock, man!

Dude, I've been inundated by texts from people listening—

all over.

People work here, people don't work here. Guys, like, it's— I can't do every single theme song. Yes, okay, that's a great theme song. Cynthia's sending me the— oh, what about A Different World? Yes, A Different World's a great one too.

Okay, let's bring—

spoiler alert—

let's bring Juju aboard here. Oh, it sounds like Juju, a little bit of his thunder was just stolen.

I didn't know you—

I thought—

you know about that stolen thunder?

I'm getting yelled at and I'm getting screamed at.

Sheesh.

Uh, Juju, as we— all right, so then let's not waste any more time here, Juju. Give us— you have your own top 10 TV show theme songs. Let's get after it.

Come on.

For sure. Different World almost made it through the whole show, so I'm scratching it off my list. O-L-I, A Different World. Goddamn it.

Sorry, blame Cynthia, she texted me.

Salute, my brother. O-L-I, Chips.

Yeah.

O-L-I, Family Ties.

O-L-I, Saved by The Damn Bell.

Yes, been waiting for that.

Yes, I see Cynthia has been texting you too.

I promise to God, somebody saying get Amin out of here right now, me and him got smoke right now. A penalty box. I'm just playing, I love you, brother. And last, Oli, Taxi. Taxi was—

oh man, Taxi is a banger.

A tear will come from your eye if you listen to Taxi at the right time of the day. Number 10, Succession. Yes, yes, yes sir, man, we already know what's going on. Number 9, because it's just a banger and I done seen dance moves get put to it now, Law and Order.

Of course.

Ding ding! Number 8, come on, man, Tribe Called Quest, the Wayans Brothers.

We're brothers, we're happy, and we're singing, and we're colored.

Give me a high five!

All right, cut and print.

Beautiful, guys.

Oh, that was fire, Christian! That was hard. Number 7, mota da ita.

Moesha.

Number 6, another certified banger, man. Night Court. Oh yes sir. Number 5, man, cuz it's still kicking. It's actually a current theme song from House of the Dragon, the Game of Thrones. Yes.

They added war drums now this season, right?

Yeah, yeah, more dramatic. Number 4, In a '90s Kind of World, I'm Glad I Got My Girls. Live single, man.

What? Yeah, that's right.

You gotta fight with number 3, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Classic, you know. Timeless. I'm sick of it, but hey, respect where it's due. Number 2, and this is where I start keeping it real, Raisin Canaan.

This is a big rich town.

Hey, nah, that's not that.

That's from Power. That's the OG.

Hey, you know about Power?

I love Power.

No way.

Come on now, you know about Ghost?

I am shocked right now.

I love Power.

I am shocked right now that Zazz loves Power.

I don't know why you're shocked.

I would like to ask Amin Elhassan to please go to the penalty box. Please, for the sake of God. I know Dan ain't here, but we got to have some kind of rules here. Please, my brother, can you go to the penalty box for us?

Fine.

Thank you, brother. Number one power. Jesus, it's a big rich town.

I mean, go.

He's here to spoil me.

I just come from the pole. Real quick, before I go, I just want to say, city lights, I'm gonna make it somehow.

We made the whole show, and I thought for sure Juju would have this, but Juju did not. Thank you for being a friend. Back again.

Two Americas, man.

Two Americas.

I will tell you, big omission, big omission, and this is all of our faults. Martin, come on.

Another big omission. Peaky Blinders, the Red Right Hand. That theme song was a banger too.

That's true, that's true.

The second version of Martin was a little better. Martin, I'm the man. Oh, that's the third one. Two Americas.

That's the third version.

All right, very good. Excellent job there, man. Uh, Juju, you have any flowers we can give out, uh, today?

Absolutely, brother. I absolutely have— happen to have a bouquet right here, man. These bouquet of flowers is for my brother Jonathan Zaslow. He told y'all yesterday, Caitlin Clark over 25 points. So I took heed. I took that home and I took it to DraftKings.

Yep.

And my brother, you deserve these flowers as well as a little something something from me on the back end.

Thanks. She had 32 last night. She's, uh, she's on fire lately. 3 of her last 4 games, she's had big scoring games.

Greg also hit his yesterday. Marlins plus 1.5 runs.

Yes, I did.

Sandy.

Oh, all right.

There you go.

More flowers, more flowers and more life to my brother G.

Thank you, thank you, Juju. Let's get to some polls for today. What do we got, Juju?

Is the Gilligan's Island theme song a top 10 theme song of all time? 63% of the audience says yes, it is.

So, wow.

Better theme song, People's Court or Gilligan's Island? 51% of the audience says Gilligan's Island. Name a third Gabor, I dare you. 76% of the audience says no. Also, I wanted to give this Joker of the Week out to Dan in his face because I didn't want to talk behind his back, but he's never here anymore for these, so I'm going to give him the Joker of the Week for that, uh, Topps LeBron situation. Brother, uh-uh, we don't like that.

Wow.

Damn.

Oh no, he's back.

Juju just called you out.

Exactly. Thank you, thank you. Accusing LeBron of being in cahoots with Topps You, sir, are the Joker of the week, damn near. Definitely of the day.

Big call out.

Didn't say that.

I'll wait till you scarf it down. Are bristles made to last? 80% of the audience says no, they are not.

I'm the Joker of the week when motherfucking Greg Cody has a toothbrush for 35 years. You, White Hygiene King. I'm the Joker of the week.

Yep.

Mm-hmm. That's what the Joker of the Week is for, man. I give it to who deserves it.

35 years of toothbrush doesn't deserve it.

Nothing wrong with that.

That doesn't deserve it.

Don't make it right.

I don't know what the rules are anymore. Trump can just buy the World Cup and Juju isn't offended by a toothbrush for 35 years.

Nope. You are a responsible journalist. People take heed to what you say, brother. Now they out there Googling Topps and seeing who in the CEO role. Nah, brother, it was all above board. If you would have came to Miami, same tops deal.

Didn't say any of that.

Well, you're still the Joker of the week. I said that one. How about that? Is there anything worse than a chatty dentist? 70% of the audience says no, there is not. Is it weird to be friends with your dentist? 77% of the audience says yes, it is.

Tony, what are you—

nothing wrong with that.

What are you waving your—

nothing wrong with that. Dr. B is an incredible dentist. I love Dr. B. We talk sports all the time. He actually waits to finish doing stuff to then have me answer the question. He invited me over to barbecue at his house.

Well, I think that's where friends— it's fine to be friendly with your dentist. I think the part that Zazz and everyone else is objecting to is you palling around with your dentist, like putting your arms around him and going clubbing with him.

I give him a big hug when I see him.

And last and most important poll: are toothbrushes made to last a lifetime? 97% of the audience says no. And those are your polls.

Juju, do you believe that you have a single friend or person or loved one in the universe, relative, anyone who's had a toothbrush for 35 years?

I consider my brother Grant Cody a friend, a relative, and all of the above. So yes, I do.

The answer is no to my question. Juju, thank you for being on with us. We appreciate it, sir.

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