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Transcript of NFL KICKOFF SHOW: The Season is Now with Dan Hanzus

Glass half full, Bill Belichick - at least now you know she’s not into you for your coaching. Must be your rugged good looks. What we all already knew before last weekend even kicked off - there are only four or maybe five of those teams with an actual chance of winning the national championship. College football’s great.. except for the end part, when the elites head behind the velvet ropes into the vip area and everybody else gets to fight over Poptart and Mayo bowls. What’s the biggest surprise in the last half century in college football? BYU in ’84, Howard Schnellenberger & Bernie Kosar beating Nebraska in the ’84 Orange Bowl. And... that’s it. Compare that with the NFL - where the unimaginable is the norm, and I don’t just mean the Dallas Cowboys trading their best player to their rival since the days of the ice bowl. The Micah Parsons deal wasn’t so much unimaginable as it was un-smart. For all our collective focus on pro football, there are still things that no one sees coming. I was thinking about how often the NFL’s turned me into Vince Lombardi, asking what the hell I’m looking at. The biggest surprises of the last 60 yrs of the super bowl era are that the three best QBs of the super bowl era are a six round draft pick, a 3rd round draft pick from Pennsylvania named Montana, and a QB who was drafted behind Mitchell Trubisky. The O.G. Of improbability is of course the Jets beating the Colts in super bowl 3. Broadway Joe may have shared his bed with half the women of Manhattan, but it was unimaginable anyone from the AFL could get to first base with the Lombardi. To be accurate, the trophy wasn’t named the Lombardi til 1970, after Namath had won it. But then again, if the Cowboys had survived the Ice Bowl in ‘67 then won the second super bowl, that trophy might now be called the Landry. Imagine that. We've got Mike Ryan Ruiz from the Dan LeBatard Show on today along with Dan Hanzus from Heed the Call. Week one picks with the Super Fuentes Bros and news updates about Parson's epidural along with my Fantasy Football League with newsman Bradley. Let it begin! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of The Hockey Show: Time To Panic In Edmonton? (feat. Adnan Virk)

The Florida Panthers lost one of their most famous fans, Steven Elario, a.k.a. Fake Ric Flair, this morning, and we begin the show by taking a moment to acknowledge his legacy in the fan base. Significant changes are coming to the NHL as a result of the new collective bargaining agreement, including the elimination of the LTIR loophole for the playoffs. The boys discuss how this will impact the Florida Panthers, the playoffs, and the trade deadline. Plus, Connor McDavid still hasn't signed a contract extension in Edmonton. How concerned should Oilers fans be? In wins and fails, the boys discuss some of the new looks around the NHL and whether or not they are fans. Then, Adnan Virk joins the show to give his thoughts on the national TV schedule, the lack of a McDavid extension, and Back To The Future. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of Hour 2: Who's This? (feat. Micky Arison, Matthew Berry, and JuJu Gotti)

"You know I always look forward to talking to you, Dan. I don't know why you never invite me." This is an hour full of Dan making a complete fool of himself. Want hard-hitting questions for Micky Arison? Not gonna find 'em here. Expect some respect for a man on the Fantasy Football Mount Rushmore? Guess again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of Postgame Show: Spittin' On Dak Prescott

"BLEEP THEM, AND BLEEP THEM SEVERAL TIMES OVER!" Dan is truly indignant over the fan reaction to one of his recent takes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of Hour 1: In Some Cirlces (feat. Andy Garcia)

"We can't live in a world where The Rock wins an Oscar." We're about to witness the most important first game in the history of first games for the Miami Dolphins, and Andy Garcia is arguing with his son about it. Also, why did the Rock get a 15-minute standing ovation? And why did Billy wander into an alley? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of The Big Suey: The Steak & The Oatmeal (feat. Domonique Foxworth and David Samson)

"David, you're super rich. Why are you putting up with this?" Two of the smartest friends of the show are here to break down the news from one of our other smart friends, but rather than using each of their expert opinions for insight, Dan chooses to pit them against one another. Because of course. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of Local Hour: If It Wasn't For Me

"When I think of what a Journalist looks like, I think of Jim DeFede." So, we have to get to Mark Cuban joining Pablo Torre Finds Out and Steve Ballmer doing an interview in response to Pablo's reporting, but first, Dan ruins Football Friday by being brazenly anti-player while the Shipping Container breaks down The Second (and Third) Spitter™ from sports in the last week. Today's cast: Dan, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of #BecauseMiami: The Crosswalks Are Making Us Gay

Our good friend, comedian Brittney Brave, joins Billy Corben to talk about her documentary in post-production about the Miami comedy scene called Muchacha. You can help by donating at https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/muchacha/reft/20483451/muchacha today. Also joining us is independent journalist Katie Phang to talk about the closing of Alligator Alcatraz and the taxpayer money that was lost. And Florida state representative Anna Eskamani, currently running for Orlando mayor, will come on to talk about the state's removal of the rainbow crosswalks that are a part of the Pulse Nightclub memorial. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of GBF- Grades

Billy, Mikey A and Fuentes discuss the NFLPA report cards that came out this week and why they make Billy want to strive for the Dolphins to be worse. How do some teams rate so bad in certain categories. Billy and Mikey have conversation about names and how we wind up stuck with the ones are given. Billy has major FOMO because of one story in the football world. Plus, a quick edition of More Mikely. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Published 9 months ago

Transcript of Hour 2: Don't Look Now

Dan threatens to fire someone at the company. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of Hour 1: Michael Kosta Is a Lucky Loser

"Have a dream, kids, but you're probably gonna fail at it." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Published 9 months ago

Transcript of Hour 1: The Origins of Slapdick

Amin listens to our show every day, and something from earlier in the week caught his attention: the word "slapdick." What are the word's origins, and how will Amin find a way to take credit for its proliferation worldwide? And why is this show perpetuating its beef with Gary Ferman? Then, Billy may have apologized to the continent of Australia for dismissing their citizens yesterday, but he picked a new beef with Mariah Carey today. Plus, the Jacksonville Jaguars' new GM looks 12 years old, Dan spins the wheel of topics, and, at the end of the day, we need to talk about Myles Garrett. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of Hour 2: The Justin Tucker Allegations

WARNING: This episode contains mentions of sexual assault or sexual violence. If you or a loved one has been the victim of sexual assault, you are not alone. Call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673. We are joined by Julie Scharper, Justin Fenton, and Brenna Smith, the Baltimore Banner reporters who broke the story about allegations of sexual misconduct against Ravens kicker Justin Tucker. They discuss the details of the allegations, the depth of their reporting, and the possible ramifications for Tucker that could come from this case. Plus, Greg Cote has to leave to get belly button surgery to fix his infamous umbilical hernia. We memorialize the nose on his stomach as Mike takes issue again with Gary Ferman, and we debut the newest version of the Confermaned sounder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of Hour 1: Happy Birthday Ron Magill!

We are celebrating Ron Magill's upcoming 65th birthday today! We kick it off with an episode of Tony Tunite where Ron and Tony visit the world-famous Arbetter's Hot Dogs to discuss Ron's legendary career. Then, Ron joins the show to discuss turning 65, whether or not sharks are death machines, and how he ruined the chupacabra myth. Plus, Ron is fired up about the Cyclones after last night's massive comeback win and counters Billy's criticisms from earlier with compliments to management for the team they've put together. Then, we cap off the hour with a discussion of the Lakers' strong defensive metrics with LeBron James and Luka Doncic so far and Anthony Davis's new prank show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of Hour 2: Rick Barnes Would Rather Be At Practice (feat. Rick Barnes)

How would you react if a puck hit you in the face in the middle of a hockey broadcast? Also, the crew relives an awkward moment from Dan at this past weekend's South Beach Wine and Food Festival. Then, legendary college basketball coach Rick Barnes of the Tennessee Volunteers joins the show to discuss why he'd rather be at practice than talking with us, his love of NASCAR, the Yankees of his youth, and the Summer of '49. He also explains what he learned throughout his career from Bobby Knight, T.J. Ford, Richard Petty, and Kevin Durant before playing a game of Shot For Your Life. Plus, Patrick Willis joins the NFL Hall of Fame, Chris Cote has a great "looks like" for David Baker, and Roy has an Alexander Ovechkin Stat of the Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of Hour 1: Count Orlok's D*** At 7:45 In The Morning

Tony kicks off the hour with his latest NBA hot take: The New York Knicks are COOKED. After Tony defends his stance, Dan and Mike lead the crew toward other NBA storylines: Jimmy Butler finding his joy in Golden State, Wemby's season-ending injury, and the mess with the Philadelphia 76ers. They also check out the personal auction of Adrian Wojnarowski. Then, Greg Cote wants someone around the studio to cut his hair with clippers he brought in from home, but he has some particular requirements that person would have to meet before he lets anyone touch his head. Plus, the myth around Michael Jordan continues to build, the link between vampires and mustaches, and Greg's thoughts on Al Golden and the Cincinnati Bengals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12

In this episode of the Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show, Dan, Stugotz, and Mike explore the COVID era of the show. What began with fear and anxiety as a global pandemic unfolded eventually turned into what the guys consider one of the most creative eras of the show. You'll hear from all three about how the show stayed afloat during an unprecedented time despite early struggles with technology and communication. They also explore how creativity could run free due to the lack of sports and the desire so many creatives had to find a platform to express their voices during the shutdown. That all comes out in this week's supercut, which features some of the funniest bits from this time with the likes of Adam McKay, hilariously troublesome interviews like the show's infamous chat with Action Bronson, and the show's icy relationship with Michael Doleac. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of The Hockey Show: I Don't Know Hockey, I Just Know Barky

Roy, Rose, and Ethan are in the studio, and David joins the gang as he travels back from Boston, after covering the final three games of the Four Nations Face-Off. The guys break down last night's epic final that saw Canada emerge victorious yet again over the United States in a best-on-best competition, and Rose has a hot take about where the NHL should go from here with international competition. Then Sara Civian of The Civ Report and the Too Many Men podcast joins the show to recap the game and why this may have been the most little brother moment ever for USA Hockey. Plus, the crew touches on the upcoming second half of the NHL season, including Mikko Rantanen's contract situation with the Carolina Hurricanes and the wild race in the East for the last two playoff spots. Finally, the crew analyzes how the eight Florida Panthers who participated in the Four Nations fared for their countries. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcript of The Big Suey: The Sounds of Saunas

Mike has an update on the asteroid that may or may not hit Earth in 2032. Then, Car-son Beck had his cars stolen, Jessica attended last night's Notre Dame vs. University of Miami Women's Basketball game, and the crew reviews the Oscar-nominated movies they've seen this year. Plus, the Dalton Knecht story continues to evolve, and Tony has a take that is so hot that we sent him to a sauna. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Published 9 months ago

Transcript of Local Hour: The Yankees Beard Policy Reveal

JUST before the show began, Taylor walked into the studio and delivered the news that made the Shipping Container burst into applause. Then, the 4 Nations Face-Off ended with Canada taking down the United States in a game played in Boston. The crew begins the conversation by breaking down the game and what happened on the ice between these two teams, but it's almost impossible to avoid the off-the-ice circus of this event after some of America's political figures hijacked it. Mike, Jeremy, Jessica, and Tony dive deep into what it means to root for athletes and teams despite having different political views. Can you put everything you believe in aside in the name of rooting for your country? Plus, the crew discusses the news of Victor Wembanyama missing the rest of this season and what it means for the NBA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Transcriptions of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz podcast