Transcript of Postgame Show: PittsBurr (feat. JuJu Gotti) New

Sag mal, Nikola, hast du auch immer dieses Gefühl, bei der Steuererklärung mit einem Bein schon im Knast zu stehen?

Boah, nee, gar nicht. Wieso Steuer ist so die Steuer-App, mit der ich wirklich nichts falsch machen kann? Wow.

Das heißt, damit ist alles sicher?

Ja, genau. Wieso Steuer ist die Steuer-App, die dich versteht. Weil Steuer betrifft ja dein ganzes Leben. Arbeit, Kinder, Partner. Du kannst nichts falsch machen.

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I'm livid. Absolutely livid. We end the segment, the last segment of the show with an accusation of sedition. I brought up Aaron Burr, and the segment ends. I thought, Oh, that was a good segment. Everyone here is like, Oh, I thought you were going to make more Hamilton references. I said, I didn't make a Hamilton reference. It's called history. Pick up a book.

Aaron Burr, sir. Who's Aaron Burr, sir?

It kills me. No one knows that guy. The only reason anyone knows any of this is because you watch a really long-winded musical. It's a good thing.

It was really long. It taught me about history. It had nothing to do with COVID, but whatever. It's still really long.

Super inclusive, which I love because I'm a bleeding heart. They didn't rap back then.

Dude, just pick up a book and read about it. Or pay attention in high school when you did US history.

Let's bring aboard Juju here. Juju, how are you doing, man? Good to see you. Oh, Juju. Looking good. Oh, look at that. Brown nosing with the stealers. Pandering.

Okay. I had this whole spiel set up, football America situation. I had my black and gold. I had a whole thing set up I was going to do for Dave. But then he said, Black and gold over red, white, and blue. Now I feel embarrassed from even trying to accommodate this unpatriotic-Turn coat. Feel anti-American. Talk to him. Pittsburgh's in America.

Bare.

Is it in Pennsylvania? I came here trying. I was about to try, but then you just said that at the last second. Olive Branch.

Pittsburgh is more like it. Hey, you're on it today. You're on it today, Greg Cody.

You're on it today, Greg, Cody.

Greg Cody.

First down. Juju, who did that.

Cedition.

Cedition. His own son.

Cedition.

Juju, you got some thoughts on us learning over the weekends, not only are we getting Mayweather Paki out, but it's going to be at the Sphere?

Bro, I am so surprised, bro. Not only are we getting Mayweather Paki out, before that, we're getting a little appetizer of Mayweather Mike Tyson. My boy, Money Mayweather also announced his return to professional boxing after all this, so he ain't through. My boy getting money, or I don't know if he owe folks, but please, Floyd, be careful.

Why do we think that he's doing that? The easy answer is money.

They're backing up a Brings truck to his house and then opening it, and then all the money falls out, and then he's like, Yeah, I won't get hit for 10 rounds.

That's fine. See that, Tony? We wouldn't have to explain that to a true redded blood American who understands what this country's built on. But these canux over here, yes, we got to explain it to you all.

Yeah, I guess so. All right. But at the sphere- You just meant because you can't go because you have vertigo. That is true. I can't go. But When the boxing is going on on that side of the sphere where there are no seats, there's just going to be crazy images going on?

Yep, that's exactly right. You understand that the steel mills of Pittsburgh and the surrounding area were used to forge the material that built the tanks and the battleships and the artillery that defeated the Nazi skirt? If you don't care about Pittsburgh, you don't care about America. Get them out of here, Zaz. This is your moment. Go hang out with Mussolini.

Zaz is like the soldiers in war games.

You throw me out of here, you are Mussolini.

Zaz is panicking.

Hold on, hold on. Just a second. Joker Royal sound. Not that one.

Do it in Italian, Zazlo.

Minor penalty, two minutes, asshole. Mousalini.

I'm doing it for you, ladies. Get him out of here.

Here we go.

Usa. You got to go.

Usa, USA, USA, USA, USAThanks, guys.

Seamless. That makes up for what you said earlier in the show. You know how to make a boy feel good. Thank you so much. Juju, how about a Joker of the Day today? Who was a Joker?

Yes, sir. I have a late submission to Joker of the Day. Me for thinking I could wear that crap. Get out of here. And Dave, but man, Tyrie Easton, man, of the Houston Rockets last night pushed Vince Williams Jr. In a non-basketball move, man. It was just coming down the court on some fister cuffs, pushed him hard enough to where Vince planned it wrong and has a bad ACL injury. And I think that that was just Bushley. Like, Bro, you got to get the Joker of the day. At least some type of penalty. It's not necessarily, I don't know what you can do to find him or regulate that, but it's definitely Joker activity.

Juju, I'm sure you heard earlier in the show how we have fans of two shows, all-time great shows, Game of Thrones fans, and in this case, it's Night of the Seven Kingdoms, and Breaking Bad Fans who are feuding with each other. It's ridiculous, right?

Super ridiculous, bro. Ultimate Losers, bro. It's just further proof that that's how they do you. You could be paying your taxes, living right in your vegetables, succeeding in your field. But just because someone else perceives your success as a threat, they willing to sabotage you and them damnselves just to get you out to paint, man. Do better, man. Happy Black History of Mine, by the way.

We settled on internet movie database, right? Yeah, you were wrong. Internet? Okay, just making sure. All right. Is there a Are you listening to the day today, Juju?

Yes, sir, man. Early, early in the show, or it might have been even late in the show, whenever it was a listener by the name of Ron Burrell Jr. I want to salute to you, brother. Right before Sid said it, and you guys said it, he said, Josh Allen is, Connor McDavid is Josh Allen. They're the same guy, Spider-Man meme. And when I look at it, my brother is right. Even though I love Josh Josh Allen.

Juju, I need to know if that was said at the beginning or at the end of the show because it's just- I think it was the end.

It was the middle of the show. But Juju, I'm a big Josh Allen guy myself, but one thing that Jesus has on him is he at least gets to the final.

Yeah, man, that's the problem right now. That's why I was so upset at the end of the season because the whole world was talking about, Was that a pass interference? Was that a catch? But I'm looking at Josh like, Big bro, you got to make them throws down the stretch. If there's any fan base that knows we cannot leave this up to the refs, it should be us. I think that it's on Josh, bro. It's on Josh.

Either way, we're putting up a billboard.

Also, congratulations to the quote, Carissa Shields, for getting it done over the weekend, as well as Bud Crawfer in the crowd with his son. You love to see it, man. You wonder why do you folks retire early. It's Just for moments like them, man. He was in the crowd watching his son win the state Championship. You love to see it.

Dave, you know about that quote?

I do not. But now I do. Thank you, Juju.

Yes, sir, man. No problem, man. Also, Dave, you look like you own a basement in your house. You look like you got one at Chou's.

No basements in California either. Damn. You definitely have a garage. You talk about it nonstop.

I park my car there sometimes.

It's a two-car garage.

I also want to salute David Sensen from early in the show, man. My boy was putting on some game earlier, man. Those who forget the past are condemned to relive it. So the moments that we be having, man, just pay close attention, man. Like he said, I don't want to get the sound music start playing, but you got to watch who you have in your audience sometimes. You did, and that's all I'm going to say. Thanks, Juju. Yes, sir. Thank you all.