Transcript of Alley Oop 162: PAYTON PRITCHARD IS COOKING! Is He Sixth Man of the Year? + Early MVP Picks, Pippen Jr Fight & LeBron on Jaylen Brown New

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You did? Come on, man. Welcome to the Alley Oop, man. The edited version Only over here, you got to know it, man. I am Juju Gali, and my sister Trista Crick is beside me as always. How you doing, my sister?

Ready, locked in, and willing, sir, to besmirch.

I love it. Let's get right into it. Speaking of besmirch, hold on. When I bring these fellows up, I need to hold one of these. My boy has been besmirched ever since Reggie Miller put his name on a sentence. The world act like they didn't know. The world act like they forgot my boy was a duck. You did green and yellow style. Your man's, my man's, Payton Pritchard. Welcome back. Have you seen my boy cook What do you think about your alumni?

Portland legend, too, Payton Prichard.

Come on, man. T.

So put some respect on that man's name, Juju. I think when... Remember, it's not so long ago, Juju, when Payton Prichard was ready to get up out of Boston because they didn't want to give him his roll, they didn't want to give him his bread. And they were like, Just hang on. We're getting old. We're getting expensive. Just stay here. Just accept your roll for now. Eighteen points per game, six assists per game, shooting 37 % from three, 47 % from the field juju. Just put up a 30 piece against the Lakers, 26 against Golden State. Like four out of five games, he's had 24 or more. So our guy is putting on a show for him.

Come on, man. And guess what? He averaging 6. 3 ankles per game, too. Come here, Jared. Vando Bill. No, no, Vando. Come here, Austin Reeves. White on white crime, Black history, man. It don't matter. Come here. Like, bro, my boy out there looking like, damn it, if he play like this, he can't be a sixth man of the year again because he already disqualified himself from having to step in. But He would be well on track to get that sixth man of the year if he was eligible. Bro, damn it, you can't go too far because can a most improved player be the sixth man of the year last year? Or how does that work?

I know you know. Well, he's not going to win that. You know who should win that, though? Who that? This isn't on our rundown.

Who that?

Anthony Black. I love Denny, and I think Denny should win it. But there's a real case to be made for Anthony Black. Starts working with the Sham God and all of a sudden starts snatching ankles, doing turnaround threes from the corner, looking really freaking good, looking like a franchise guard, looking like not the problem of Orlando's offense.

Exactly. Looking like a Jackson 5 member, two perfect Afro. Come on, man. Salute the Blackness. Come on, man. Great hair, the hair on my boy. Moving on, though, man. It's been some drama. We're going to step away from the Association for a quick little second because my went to the game last week. Remember, she was at LSU versus South Carolina, and we know South Carolina got the best of them as they have been doing for the past umpteen times, neither here nor there. But then afterwards, Flage, her mama took the social media, man. She said, and don't quote me, but quote me. She said, Flage winning in life, man. She don't give a damn about this game. You all worry about this game. Flajay already beating you all in life. And yes, we still lost. But are we losing in real life? Flajay beats every player on that court that night. Flajay got this. Flajay doing this better than you all. Flajay could eat better cereal than you all. Flage can do a yo-yo better than you all. What did you think about Cis stepping up and speaking out for her daughter?

I've got a mom that's very vocal online. Yes, salut. It's just like, Can you stop? Please. I love Keia. Keia is a mama juror in all things. She helps navigate the N-I-L waters for her daughter, who's a full-on brand. But these mamas need to slow down. It makes you look a little petty, and it's throwing a little dirt on Flage that she doesn't deserve. And it's causing and pointing directions and spotlight on you that you don't want. And I've got multiple people who used to either be in the league or are currently in the league. Like, yo, this NIO has these lovely ladies talking crazy as fuck.

Yeah, man, it's rough, bro, because it's a politic game. No matter what level you get in, it's politics at a certain level once it starts. And she definitely on that level right now where you get them for any excuse to hold a on you. Sorry for that, but you get them for any excuse to try to hold you back or say, You know what? We're going to go different. We're going to move differently in the draft. We don't need that exposure. We don't need that type of attention. Don't even give them folks that to say about Flage, Big Four, excuse me, because if you don't know, now you know, Big Four been spotless as far as her record, her actual, her, what she's doing. We ain't never heard about Big Four getting pulled over, spin. We ain't never heard Big Four on drugs on campus. None of that stuff, domestic, nothing. So let's try to remember to keep respect on Flage name while Mom, comment.

Also, I had an Uber driver in Baton Rouge that said that she picked up Flage at 5: 00 in the morning to drive drive for almost two hours after a game to go to a kid's camp and teach the kid's camp.

Come on, man.

That's the type of stories we should be telling. We should not be thinking about Keia talking smack to Raven. And listen, I don't think Raven is a lottery pick. But Raven, on the other end of things, don't mess around and watch watch the Chicago Sky draft Raven because she wants to dime up Angel Reese and has the ability to not worry about scoring first, even though she can score a little bit. That would be very on brand in a very bad scenario for I'm flage to end up getting drafted after a South Carolina player because that's what Keia said. She was like, She's going. She's getting drafted. They're like, Please, Keia, please.

Right. No matter what, man, no matter what your profession is, man, the people who are not doing as good as you. Don't want to hear you tell them how much better they you doing than them, no matter what, sis. So like you said, I'm not putting this on Flage's record at all. I'm putting it on Flage Mom record. Sis, we love you. We ain't going to besmirch you, but you might need to take a chill pill because she's moving into a different lead now.

Listen, when the besmircher won't besmirch, that's how you know.

That's how you know, Moving on, man. I'm going to give you a quick little segment right now, brought to you right now by the Streets of Atlanta, Georgia, the way too early finals MVP predictions. I know, right? Exactly. But guess what? Today, the first inaugural one is the inaugural. I'm going Aaron Goren. My boy going to be back from injury. The Joker them got that look in their eyes. You might want to lock it in right now. The numbers ain't Aaron Goren.

You already pulled that? Did you already pull that trigger?

I pulled it. The trigger has been popped. It's wet over there. You can't see over there, but it's wet over there because I've been pulling a number of triggers on that bit right there. You dig? And that was the way too early finals MVP prediction. Moving on, man. Last MDA topic, man, before we jump in these videos. I like what What are they doing in Oklahoma City, man. I saw my dog barking the other day. No, this is a little softer than that. A little softer. Yeah, that was him. Have you seen Jerrord McCain or Man, have you seen Jerrion McCain? Have you seen Jerrard McCain? Okay, see, it looked like a match made in maybe H-E-A-V-E-N. What is H-E-A-V-E?

Movement shooter. Movement shooter. Relocating. Robotic form, pulling up wide base Good mid-range shot goes up and under, can give you a little A. J. Mitchell. Can give you a little bit of Isaiah Joe. Can give you a little bit of this, a little bit of that. And he is the one. Show us what he does after he's fitting in quite nicely in Oklahoma City.

Perfect set up. Out there and beat me. And that's the best part about basketball is going out there and beating yourself. Absolutely right. Congrats on the win. Appreciate you. Wait, wait. You want to go? You want to go? Hey, man. A for effort, bro. He don't give a damn how to roof sound. Roof in front of the camera for your teammates, man.

That was a poodle bark. You already know what bark he has.

That was a golden Maltese, the golden way. But, yeah, bro, I like what they doing. His personality, bro. Talk about that, bro. Is he the right fit? Is he going to propel them in the playoffs the way it's looking?

He'll give you one one or two important games, and people will say, What was Darryl Morey thinking? Lock that in right now. I said this before the show, you all say it again. If Sam Presty or anybody underneath Sam Presty calls you, hang up. They know more than you.

That's a good method, bro, because my boy been ringing them through the nets from half court for the past 10 years, man. That's a good look. Public service announcement out there. If you are an NBA GM, listen to my sister. Tell them again, sis.

If Sam Presti or anyone in Sam Presty's orbit calls you, just hit decline. No, we're not doing it. You want who? First of all, you can just ask them what they want first and then do the opposite of what they are trying to get you to do. You want me to trade Jared McCain? Oh, yeah. We'll think about it. Click. Hey, we got to get Jared McCain in here and extend him. Whatever we're doing with him is not working. We got to use him in a new way because the OKC wants him. You cannot have him.

Hello? Who it is?

Sam. It's Sam. Click.

Now, let's get into a segment that we like to call Voice Stop.

We got some serious fisticuffs, like they used to say in the old-time movies. Fisticuffs?

Some fisticuffs. Here we go. Not during Black History, man.

Outside of the club, and you think I'm a Pippin Jr.

He came downtown from behind by mayhem, John. Mayhem clipped him. Fire in track. Roll. He got a fight. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what you get, bro. I'm sorry. Right about here, he was like, Yeah.

He said, I'm going right over to him. I'm not even worried about this play. Oh, he points at him?

Oh, God. Bro, he said, Oh, Jeffrey, you ain't going to call that? Oh, word. He grabs him, but you... Grabs him and pulls him. But I think he did him a service. If he would have went over there and not pointed first, he would have been like, What do you want, brother?

That's how the kids sounded when Scottie Pippin grabbed them. Scottie Pippin is no punk. I'm going to tell you that right now. Scottie Pippin Jr.

Exactly. I'm glad you said that because I want to reiterate and brand this up, bro. Remember, Remember who Scottie Pippin mama is. You feel me? Them folk be trying to drag her name through the mud every day on two weeks about what her personal life is. Imagine, my boy, I went here this by his mama, here by his uncle, here by his stuff. Hey, man, my I got real deal patience in his body set up, man. You got to be a good human to not crash out more often for how these folk be just disrespecting your daddy online, disrespecting your mama. And so you already know you're not going to push me on this court, though, sir. Without all that being said, yes, I'm the Prophet Gandhi. What's his name? I'm Gandhi outside these streets. But this was a egregious bit, bro. Referee, you're going to call that, I'm going outside your head, man. I'm so sorry. I got to.

I loved it. And I loved the broadcaster. It was like, Clip them. He clipped them. Scotty Biven, Clipped them.

Clipped him. He got clipped. Nocturn from behind, bud. Referee, you got to call that, bro. You got to call that. They have Clipped him. Look at that, bro. He like, Okay, say that. Mayhem, clipped him. Hey, man, whoever the brother is, the brother that hit Scottie Pippin Jr, man, and that referee for not calling that, boy, stop, man. What? Stop. No doubt. Moving on, man.

Lebron on Jalen coming up. Oh, goodness.

Here we go. Oh, no. If you don't know, hold on. Let me pick up my accoutrement when we talk about the boys. The went and put a foot up the Lakers' ass on Sunday. It wasn't very competitive. And LeBron had this to say about Jalen Brown after the game.

What have you made of his season and what's your relationship been like with him over the years?

What's the season been like? I think you just use the motivation of a lot of people just saying that they're going to have a down year because of obviously, JT being out, them losing Drew, Al leaves, Prisingus leads the whole Championship team pretty much is revamped. He uses that motivation to keep them afloat. They're playing great basketball, and it's because of him and the rest of those guys. He's taking that next step. Our relationship has been pretty respectful. Besides the shit he said about Bronnie in Summer League.

I was wondering if- There it is. Besides that, because remember, he act like he ain't here at first. You know my dog, you know LeBron. You feel me? You got to just take what he's saying with a grain of salt sometime. But you got to expect this sometime, bro. You told us that Bronnie was better than half of the folks in the NBA at a certain point. What you thought about this in a post-game conference?

I'm in a tough spot right now, Juju, because I went on player's choice. They clipped me out of context about my take on LeBron lying and not participating in the dunk contest. Got about 300,000 views, and people were calling me the-Lightwork. The Skip Bayliss of the NBA.

They could say what they want. Look, hold on. Before you move on, people can say what they want to online. You watched, though. Moving on. You watched, though. You watched it.

And they're accusing me of being a LeBron hater And I had a really hard time listening to what he had to say because I was too focused on the no limit soldier bucket hat he had on.

Come on, bro. You see my brother like- Make him say...

Why is that? Is that a child's His bucket hat, Juju? Pull that back up, Ms. Rebecca. That bucket hat's too tiny for his head.

Come on, man. He the king, man. The king, man. The crown. You got to have a big old coin sometime. Play it again.

Let me see it again with no audio. Let's see it. There it is.

Don't do it like that. My boy do look like Mystical in 2004. I ain't going to hold you. I woke up this phone, rocked up. Oh, yeah. He woke up, locked up. Hucking on his neck. My boy remind me, he look like Silt the shocker in the video with Mya. He's got the silt the shocker glasses in the mystical hat. Right. My brother like he is about to throw up the tank right now. Tru. Look, why don't you start him, the Why we start Flaming LeBron, my bad, LeBron. We just was talking about Jaden Brown.

My bad.

Either way it goes, I guess what the besmircher is saying, damn what he said about Jaden Brown. We know, we get it, but that hat, sir, boy, stop.

Did you hear the pause, too, where he was like, What do I think about his season?

Right.

He was ready to be smirch. He was ready to be smirch. He was like, Let me keep it. Let me keep it classe.

He kept going, too. He said a little more. You did, but It's like, We're not getting out of that. But we just know we slew LeBron over here. And I know my sister ain't no LeBron hater. Three episodes, she was telling us how much she loved the fact that he still playing and still get to do it, and how she was blessed, if I recall, reclectly, to be living in his era, watching it.

I was reclumped that he was about to retire. I said, Man, these broken wings. Let me fly again. I was just ready to cry, Juju. I love LeBron.

Exactly. So all the haters out there, boys, stop. Let's move on. What we got, Ms. Rebecca.

All right, next up, we got Angel Rees plays D.

The Return. The Return. Angel Returns. Let's see her. Uh-uh, Jackie. No, thank you, Jackie. I said no. I ain't going to lie, it turned me up so bad at the house. When she blocked the last one, I stood up off the couch and just screamed as loud as I could as if I blocked that shot. And I love Jackie Young, but get that shit out of here.

To make the playoff shoot you, Juju, to make the playoffs.

Come on, man.

She looks tan. She said she was laying on the beach before she got the call to come back. Well, she had been getting calls to come back all season. But before she accepted, she was like, I've been sitting in the beach all week. Might as well come back with this tan and these fresh braids.

Super fresh. Not a spot of dandruff. I dare you to find a piece of dandruff in my sister hair right now. I dare you. $200 right now. Fine. Moisturized. You won't. She came back.

She gets the ball back. Blocked her. Oh, you got it. And then blocks her again right here.

That's not- Man, I'm talking about, boy, that block right there. And I'm talking about Jason Taylor hitting the big three during our Championship run. You wouldn't have been able to tell which one was which by my response.

I love the way she did this, too.

You did?

What you thought?

What you thought, man. And on top of that, this is a reminder for if they forgot. Victoria's Secret Runway model, Angel Rich, by the way. Excuse me.

That's neither here nor there.

Neither here nor there. Neither is Jackie Young's shop because bus stop. Let me move on.

It was there. It was not here. It was there.

It was there, but not was down yonder. What we got? One more video, Ms. Rebecca.

I love that middle one. I've never seen a basketball look like it was dick-slapped, and that's what that one looks like, right?

I don't say it, but she told me.

She blocks this one, she blocks this one, but then that one- And then she He slept from behind.

Yeah.

Come on with it.

Demoralizing. That's a demoralizing possession for Jack Young.

Amazing.

Why did you stay back in Jamaica? Stay there.

I since came back, melanated. You dig?

Speaking of Swaggy, we got a Chelsea gray move coming out here. A bit of a shoulder shimming.

This again.

What the hell? Yo.

Bro, come on.

Yo. I'm not doing it with Chester Graper.

Chelsea with them.

What you see, Scott? What the hell? Look at her not even up.

How you know you got too much money, man. You've been winning too much this shit, bro. You're getting some bull off now, Chester. Chester, you're the point guard, man. Since you're the point guard, I ain't even taking it personal, bro. You get one of these- She got her, though, with it. She got her with that. She ain't getting no damn body. She did bigger than Tish anyway, man.

She's clowning. It's too easy for her. Did she make that shot?

I feel like if she would have made it, it would have been in the highlight. It had to have been. If I'm wrong, I'll find me two dollars.

They won't even show the end. Yeah, the end's gone.

She missed it. Where do they teach this move?

Where do they teach that?

No, she made that up right off the rip. That's BS. That's a BS move.

They don't teach it.

Chelsea is a goat. She's a point guard. Girl, if you're going to get out of here with this, then that's a chimishake.

She said, Bounce, no ball. Picks it up.

Hell, no, Chesa's great. Look, we love you, though. You're still a champion currently right now in that league, in the pros. You just broke the record for 600 points, I think, in the arrival, first ever. That's crazy. But my sister, girl, stop.

Boys, girl, stop. Great show, Juju.

Hell, yeah, man. Thank you so much for tuning in. Everybody outside in these streets without you all. Who the hell are we?

Who the hell are we?

You dig? Salute to Dylan, the distinguished gentleman, as well as Ms. Rebecca, the Undistinguished Lady. Any last words on the way out here, sis?

Oh, man. Juju, it's going to be a great postseason. I can't wait to see you this weekend at the Unrivaled Playoffs. We'll talk more about that, I'm sure, on Friday's episode. But in the meantime, we'll see you next time. Same bat time.

Same bat channel.

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