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All right, Greg Cody, that was mean. Yes, it was. Greg Cody... It wasn't me. Your son did it. All right, your son cut you off there. That we were not in cahutes. I was trying to set you up. I want to know which is the best- You did a terrible job setting up is what you did. I handed him a little bit of a grenade. I did. But again, if you didn't ruffle the papers for 30 seconds, we would have gotten it out.
All right. Give it to us, dad. Okay, number 35. Let's go States. Wow. That's low. That's high, dude. I don't know what it is. I thought it'd be better.
Did you see that Mike Ryan, when he was handed the microphone at 11 the other night to pump up the crowd with Team USA celebrating, he closed with a Let's Go States. I was honored by that. How about that? I was very honored. You weren't there, were you?
No, I was past my bedtime. You didn't make it.
Let's bring Juju aboard. Hello, Juju.
What's up, my brothers? I'm coming correctly today for the Miami show since that turncoat, Dave Damosheck, doesn't know how to appreciate good content, and he wants to wipe it with his behind and says, Black and yellow over red, white, and blue.
That's what I said, and I stand by it. Did I see you when I was in the penalty box I hope I didn't see what I think I saw, which was you put a terrible towel towards your butt. Did that happen?
No, it wasn't a terrible towel. It was one of those terrible stealers jerseys with the stripes, the black and yellow.
The Bumblebees. That, by the way, is a great uniform. That uniform sucks. You just lost all credibility. I'll criticize stealers' uniforms. I don't like the gold helmets with the white pants. I hate those. But the jailbreak uniforms were grand. I'm with Dave on this. I like those. They were good. But Juju, you make a bold fashion play here yourself. You have a Dan Marino era jersey on dolphins, but your ball cap says 21st Century Dolphins logo, the one that plays without a helmet. It's unsafe. What message are we sending to the kids and fish of the world? You can play football without a helmet now? Fat. Outrage.
You're right, bro. This is an era on era crime, but I happen to be headly challenged. I have one of the biggest heads in the entire world. Ask me what size I had. You got a big old head. It's embarrassing.
Headly challenged. What size fitted you? Headly challenged.
Bro, I wear a eight and a half. What? It's the hair. The hair.
I wear seven and a half, and I got a big head. I got a big eye. Zaz, what do you wear?
I don't know, honestly.
Zaz, look at your Equator.
Right. That's why if you see me with a hat on, bro, come in me and clap the hands because I can't believe I found this in the eight and a half. You feel me? So, yeah, man. But I'm glad a little bit because I saw how Zaz started the show. He put the hat on the day, and I was like, damn. I was feeling bad. I felt bad, too. Right. Because luckily, Luckily, Dave was a turncoat yesterday because my notes from yesterday, my intro notes was Zaz, Boy, you're looking like a soccer ball. Boy, you're looking like a basketball. Boy, you're looking like a golf ball. Boy, you're looking like a bowling ball. So I'm glad I have to say it. You felt bad.
All good.
I felt real bad.
So just to be clear again, you felt bad, though.
I felt really bad. You just threw in a big-ass head, so I was like, okay.
He would have done that yesterday if he were a bad guy. He would have read all Got you. Thank goodness he's not a bad guy.
Thank you for saving that.
While we're on the topic, really quick, I just realized now why Zaz usually wears the flex hats, right? Because with the dad hat or a snapback, and that exposed skin above the strap lets you know how much more cranium is happening there. We are huge.
I don't feel good about any of this. If it were the button, if it were the snap button ones that you put it in, he'd be the last one.
You can't have the last one shown.
You can't even look at Zaz right now.
This is This is all Dominic Foxworth's fault because he decided to say that I look like Megamind. I'm like that.
You do not look like Megamind, bro.
Juju, we were talking earlier in the show about where we were the first time we saw the be seen in Basic Instinct. Do you have a top five here with us for movies that were something totally different now than when you were a child?
Yes. Oh, my God. Exactly.
It happens to have exactly I got a top five movies from my childhood that at some point during the movie, the movie became about something totally different for me and my young self on my couch.
That you can think of. Owell I. Owell I, Total Recall.
Oh, yeah. Come on. What's better than two, three?
Wait, what did you think it was going in, Juju?
I thought I was watching the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie in space. Arnold does space. I'm like, I'm in. Let's watch this, mommy. And then he said, Three of those guys. Wow. Number 5, Sixteen Candles, man. What did you think Sixteen Candles was? No, but it was a funny, awesome movie. I was watching as a kid, and then all of a sudden, they go to the locker room, and I'm like, Whoa, what's happening here? Number four. Number four, Trading Places. Oh, yeah. What a movie.
I look, man.
I thought I was watching Eddie Murphy versus Dan Ackroyt vehicle, a comedy vehicle. And was it a comedy vehicle?
Now we got to see Jamie Lee Curtis. Not got to, but Jamie Lee Curtis shows her bosoms, but she's already the weird message is she takes off her wig. Now we're supposed to see her as a little less attractive, but the make good is her bosoms times two.
Make great.
The make great was she still was beautiful with the short hair as well. Yes, she was. Number three, Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Oh, Peebie Cates.
Come on, son. Oh, my goodness. It was me and Jeff Spicoli. I was one of the guys with Jeff Spiccoli enjoying the movie. And then all of a sudden, ask that, brother, we got action as a kid. Number two, swordfish.
Oh, yeah. My brother.
You know what the problem with Hollywood is?
I was watching an action movie. I was literally watching an action movie, and then I was not.
Is that the only movie where Halle Berry is topless?
No, it's not. I can give you a list. I'll take it to you. Monster's Ball? Monster's Ball.
Top five. Halle Berry, Nude scene. This has been a really great show today.
Number one, I was watching a criminal, a criminal, and then the cops decided to interrogate this criminal. Then I I stopped caring about her crimes. You already know.
Basic Instinct. She can kill as many men with a nice pick as she pleases.
Yes, sir, man.
Juju is our Jewish friend, Tashay, pulling off the Michael Douglas in Basic Instinct look here, the V-next sweater with nothing underneath.
Come on, man. I'm my boy, a player today. It takes courage to pull up in that V that low, man. Got that peach fuzz working? Your V was that low. You did? Come on, man. Hold on, Jeremy, you got You got something right here. Jeremy, you got something right there on your shoulder. Yeah, get that off. There he is.
Gold chain, too.
This guy's just trying to get someone to say, I don't look good. You know what's going to happen? Absolutely not true. It's impossible. Untrue. How dare you attack me.
Juju, you got a Joker of the Day today?
Yeah, I got a Joker of the Day. Dave, you about to get part two of that Joker of the Day. Don't get off my brother Jeremy. Leave him alone. But yes, I do got a Joker.
I am supportive of his bold-fashioned stroke. Please.
Hey, yo. Hey, Steve Kerr, you joker of jokes of Joker of Jokes of Joker Town. Not only do I feel like Dave, if you put me on the sideline and say, Hey, Juju, Coach This team to a Championship that has Kevin Durant on it, Steph Curry, Klay Thompson, Draymond Green. Guess what I would have did that year? I would have coached them right up to that Championship, believe you me. But he's a Joker of the day because Jonathan Comingos. Welcome to Atlanta, where the players play and respect you around here, brother. 27 big points, seven big rebounds, 9 for 12 shooting while going three or four from three. And Steve Kerr said that man can't find no time for him in Golden State. Stop, man.
I mean, is Steve Kerr going to, or I guess we should say the Warriors, Are we going to look back and say that they were really stupid about this?
I don't think so because he just didn't fit. Sometimes guys don't fit.
They seem to be more about like, We need guys who fit into what we're doing as opposed to the other way around.
Yeah, they have a very specific system. When you got a guy like Steph Curry, you play a certain way. Does that help Jonathan Kaminga? Absolutely not. But again, are we going to change the Steph Curry system that won four titles for Jonathan Kaminga? No, we're not going to do that either.
You see last night with Steph Curry not in the lineup, how the Pelicans were not guarding Dray Dramon Green all night long?
Yeah, look, the whole thread of Draymon Green when Steph is on the floor is, if you don't guard him, he can dribble hand off, and then now Steph is wide open. But again, if you don't have that thread out there, it changes everything.
Juju, let's get to some polls. What do you got for us here, man?
Yes, sir, man. Let's get to some poll. Let me pull them up right quick. Also, happy birthday, Fred VanVleet. We love you here, brother, as you know. Better song, Push It To The Limit or Take It to the Limit. 57% of the audience says Push It to the Limit. Oh, yeah. Port of Miami. Yep. You dig. Also, listener of the day today We're going to give it to Kelly Francis, 9364. Salute. And last poll, who is less impressive? Troy Akeman or Terry Bradshaw? Wow, this is big. 66% of the audience says Terry Bradshaw.
Of course, that's what they are.
Yeah.
Of course. Who's ever more recent is going to win any.
The people have spoken.
Yes, and loudly. Damosheck, on the way out here. Crosby's out four weeks. I'm just sick in my boss. Just sick about it. How I was able to go this whole show with that information and still put forth a good effort. Third best Crosby of all time after David and Bing. Shame on you. You know what? And Dave Bing. I have no time nor inclination to put up with this crap.
Thanks, Juju.
Thank you all. On the way out, I'm so sorry for this. We had a great out. But if Chris Sal ever challenges a pitch, suspend him for lying. Set a presser, M.
"Boy, you lookin' like a basketball."
JuJu has an important Top 5: the Top 5 Movies From My Childhood That Became Something Totally Different For Me At Some Point That I Can Remember.
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