Transcript of Postgame Show: The Teddy Bears (feat. JuJu Gotti) New

Is that a Ronda?

I don't know.

Nine.

Did you say Dave? I heard you say something Dave.

I said Ronda.

That's not Ronda. Oh, no. This is a bit money right here, bro. This is a champion.

That's a Derrick White.

Derek White. Ronda was nine, though, too, wasn't he?

He was, but he didn't wear that jersey with that sponsor.

Well, you can't tell me I'm wrong. If it's a Boston Celtics nine, you can't say wrong.

But if he turns around and shows you white on the back of it, you can.

It's not even that. It's just the jersey design is one that Rondo never wore. It's a current one. That's how you know it's not Rondo. Which is why he's not playing now.

He's playing flag football now.

But you'll also see some people customize their favorite players onto-Who? I mean, I've seen Dwyane Wade vice jerseys that he didn't wear. Yeah, he did. Well, he wore two of them. Wow.

Dave, this is the part you kick Jeremy out now. Click something on the board and get his ass.

What I would like is for Juju to share what's going on in his world and what he thought of the show today.

Man, thank you, brother. My world is amazing, man. Being alive during Black History Month, man, just celebrating with my brothers every day, talking sports, man. It's amazing to be Jew these days. You feel me? How about you? As well as I listen to this show right here so much.

Football America is what he's holding up.

Come on, man. Football America. If you're a patriot, now you know. Yes, sir, I am.

Great work by you, by the way. We tag team up in San Francisco. I did the early part of the week. You finish things off. Great work by you. I don't know what you make the eyes like that, Mike Ryan. Get your mind out of the gutter, man.

All right. I saw me.

Perfectly wholesome remark about our favorite game, football. Then Mike Ryan making ugly faces. You know what's ugly? Your heart.

Got a stupid heart and a stupid brain.

A Filthy.

Filthy. A regular Einstein. What's up, Juju?

What up, you all? I got a little stat of the day to kick things off. You feel me on this illustrious Monday? Start of the day.

Start of the day. Get Why did we remix this? The start of the day, start of the day. The start of the day, start of the day. Why did we remix this? The start of the day, start of the day. The start of the day, start of the day.

Hey, man. The Out of the Day right now is the day right now. It's brought to you from the streets of Atlanta, Georgia. You dig it. Jaden Quintence was reportedly paid close to $2 million this year to play for Kentucky. He's played 66 total minutes. That's roughly 30,000 per minute and or 505 per second. Get your money, young man.

Jai Lucas on Line 1. They're going to get them, Mike. Your boys better start losing some games.

We just got started on that whole plan. At UVA.

Juju, have you ever been to the Varsity?

Yeah, I have been to the Varsity a lot. I'm shocked. Amin, you said something earlier. I don't think you got the drum. You said, You go to the Varsity and realize that your stomach is JV. Absolutely. I'm like, Oh, damn. That might have should have got a little Hakeem Nicks because, yes, you will booboo after leaving the Varsity, Lord Jesus.

Juju, I would never imagine. For those who don't know, Juju is like, when I say a clean freak, I mean, I'm talking my hand sanitizer after he daps up people. Dermophobe. He's a super germophobe, right? The fact that you have set foot in the varsity, just stood there while someone else ordered, shocks me.

Yeah, I used to live right there for so many years, man. But yeah, salut to the Varsity. That would have been crazy if Trump went to that Varsity, but the city would have been messed up for years after that.

What's your review, though? Thumbs up or thumbs down?

Come on now. I mean, as a staple in Atlanta, thumbs up. But if you're going to go get some burgers, you might as well go to... I don't know. We might not be sponsored by them, so I ain't going to say their name. Let's find you a good burger.

Go to a local burger spot. There There you go.

Right. I got a Joker of the day today, man, over the weekend. I hate to do it to this brother because he's a winner. He's technically a winner. But did you guys see the poker player who towed his ACL Yes. After winning the damn Championship.

Lord of mercy. It remind me of Martin Gramatica. Remember him? He got the field goal and then he was celebrating. Gramatica was known for over-celebrating the most mundane extra points and stuff. So he did one, and it was super mundane, too. It wasn't a game. It was in the first quarter, something dumb like that. And then he jumps, Yeah. He tore his ACI. That's what you get, bum.

Salute, man. Also, Young Hoe, cool. Wherever you are, get well soon, brother. I hadn't seen that brother or heard from him since he kicked the turf before kicking the football. I still don't know what that was, but Get Well Soon, Brother. I've seen a meme yesterday that basically encapsulates my experience watching hockey. It was like me who casually watches hockey at all whenever we do something for NFL or whenever we do something for the USA hockey team when they score or whatever. And I'm like, Yeah, I'm very patriotic. But I need my brothers to explain something to me. Why do they give them boys Teddy bears after losing the gold medal? If on them, you better get that down. Teddy bear out of my damn face, brother. Please.

I forgot. I had it in my weekend observation. I didn't put in there. I'm like, What is up with the Teddy bears? I've never seen this in any Olympic sport. The Silver Metalyst Canada, they got Silver Metals, and then they got a Teddy bear, too.

You all didn't see this? He said every sport, they did that. Did they? That's crazy.

The looks that McKinnon and Marshawn gave to the Teddy bear was just the greatest. It was a shaming. You lost, now be ashamed. It's like an oldest candy bag.

And McKenny deserved it after missing that open net.

It reminds me of the Eddie Murphy bit about Mike Tyson will whip your ass and then he kiss you. And it's like the kiss is more disrespectful than the ass-whoping.

Take this whether you want it or not, because if you throw it down, now you're going to be a villain forever.

Might as well be.

For sure. Also, I agree with you. I mean, the way they got them statues lined up outside of crypto, it ain't organized like we think it should be. But I do argue, when you got that many legends that play for your organization, you're going to need more than four spots. So it's impromptu, too. Exactly. It's impromptu. If the Levatard show had the statues outside, not Minus Dan and the main crew, who would get a statue? I'd like to start the bidding off at Ron McGill. Yes.

I see Ron McGill, and I say, Tim Kerkshan.

Oh, yes, sir. But you guys are doing statues differently. The statues only go to the guys. These are the guys. You're making them like, These are the guys. What are you talking about? Wouldn't it be Dan?

He said outside.

But in this room of statues, it would be Dan.

Yeah, you got to choose four. Only four people get the statues.

Statues for guests. This is what we're doing. No, I mean, obviously.

Dan's name is on the building. He has the arena. All right.

He's on the corner of your three left.

Right. I also would like to enter into the conversation, Amina Kimes.

Amina Kimes, I thought you were the...

I feel like, I mean, not to-Hold on now. I'd go with my dad. I think Greg could get a statue.

That one's going in his backyard, though, no? Oh, yeah. Backyard.

Also, because I I think you're worthy of a statue of me. Absolutely not. Come on, brother. Absolutely not. Hold on. But listen to me. But this is my method. You're still here, though. If you leave us and go to somewhere else across the seas, we'll be like, damn, remember me? He left ESPN to come with us just because he loved us. Man, that's statue worthy, bro.

I'm going to tell you what I am. I'm Udonis Haslem. Maybe I get a Jersey retired because I've been around long enough.

Definitely. You're in the rafters.

I'm going to tell you right now, dude, your statue Man, I'd be hard-pressed to find someone who sat third chair like me or me or Dominique. I don't think any of us are statue-worthy. I think the statues are people who became a show. Like Greg, the way Greg is, Greg is part of the show even when he's not here. Ron McGill, I guess because he's a guest that's different.

I'm trying to think who- What about Juju?

You know what? Crazier things have been said.

Name one. Crazier things have been said, but I already know the audience. Don't email me about that.

But how Dave and Juju were tag teaming earlier, just a couple of minutes ago, something crazier was said.

In the sports sense.

About how Dave went first.

It was like, high five. You guys high five?

Great job. You high It's an Eiffel Tower.

I ain't no you and a me. It's like a train of lebitards. A train of lebitards. I was like, damn, okay. Let's get to some pose, man. Yeah, please. God. Is there always an Albert calling the game? 95% of the audience says, Yes, there is always an Albert. Yes. And last poll, Should they be giving away a medal for a sport that that you decided to play a few weeks ago? 54% of the audience says, No. And those are your polls. Also, before we get out of here, remind people at DLS Hoops, we got Ali What's going on right now? What is it, Dave? What's your link for your show, Big Bro?

Football America.

Football America. Hockey show with Roy. Come on, man. Thank you. Jeremy Tashay got the baseball coming around the corner when they come. Tony, he going to be in a porno store near you reviewing the other sex toys in there. Come on, man. Turn up.

I was doing football content.

Tag teaming stuff.

You hear me? Rest in peace, Ron Delmore. You dig.

Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right?

Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is one when it hasn't hit triple zero.

Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion.

Everything else?

Everything else.

Wearing clean underwear every day?

Well, that's just a personal decision.

Brushing your teeth?

Obviously smart, but not a rule.

Never PP on an electric fence.

Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jägermeister must be drunk ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it.

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