Transcript of #3146 Below Deck Med S10E15 Part 2: F Boy Cryland

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Now, Vigo is just speak with Kizy, and she's like, Yeah, I'm going to have a chat because yesterday, I was hearing both sides of the story, and the more I thought about it, the more I was like, I'm not fine with it because your apology, it was just like,ipsies. Then we just go on as if nothing happened. Because he's like, Well, I don't feel guilty about it because we had the connection. It was fun.

But he wasn't. Because he's basically Wait, you said I was off the hook, and now I'm not off the hook. Now I'm mad, and I'm just going to give you bluntness. So via is like, So you regret nothing? She says, Well, I regret upsetting you. But you don't regret the kiss. No, I'm going to be real honest. No, I don't regret the kiss. She's like, Okay, well, that's the one part that I don't think I can get past. She's like, Well, because obviously, we are out of a connection. I did call Dibs on him. I did see him, and I was like, he's more on with boyfriend-girlfriend now, and you're basically the Cheetah first, if you think about it.

And V is like, But they're definitely different kinds of connections. No, they're not. Why are they? I mean, that's my thing with V. Why are they so different? I don't really think they're different. You both fell for the tricks of a fuckboy, but Kizzie doesn't care that he's a fuckboy because she's a fuck girl. I don't know that the connections were that different. And V is like, Well, the way I understood it from him, one's more temporary and flirtatious. And Kizzie goes, Yeah, but he also said that yours is seasonal, which was an extremely good point. Listen, I want to be totally team V here, but V, listen, you were warned, and you got with this guy, and you were warned about this guy, and this guy turned exactly He turned into exactly who everybody told you, and now you're acting shocked. He even told you it was seasonal, and this didn't have anywhere to go. This is where I'm like, Come on, V.

I'm 100% to be on this one right here Because what she was warned about, whatever, I think she still has a right to be mad at her alleged friend who said she wasn't going to do this and did it anyway. In case he's going to be like, Oh, and then he also said, Yours is seasonal. Actually, what Joe said was, originally, he said it was seasonal, but then he said, I want to see you after this. He actually revoked the seasonal quality of it. So it's no longer seasonal.

That's true.

No longer seasonal.

That's true. The season has been revoked. But he went back and forth so many times. I guess I'm just like, I do agree that people need to have responsibility. I think that V didn't do anything wrong. I'm not saying that V did anything wrong. I'm just saying, Cut your losses and back away. You know what I mean? You've seen him flirting with Kizzie the whole season. This is nothing new. You knew that he had an energy with Kizzie, too, and you knew that they were both pieces of shit. I don't know.

I think, yes, it's important to look at signs, et cetera, et cetera. I think also, though, that it's important to hold… I think she has a right to sit down with Kizzie and be like, What the fuck?

Because… Yeah, I think so, too. I'm not saying she doesn't have a ride.

Her relationship with Kizzie has nothing to do with Joe's behavior, in a sense. It has to do with Kizzie's behavior. I think that, yeah, I would have liked to be to have seen the signs with Joe. I would have liked to be not to have even gotten entangled with Joe. But that has nothing to do with Kizzie. Kizzie was a shit friend, and B has a right to be like, Yeah, what's wrong? What's wrong with you? You fucked. You fucked up, Joe. You fucked up.

Yeah. But I think Kizzie also has a right to be like, Well, I was I'm living with this guy, too, and he's obviously into me. If we ended up making out, it's like, I'm into him, too. So are you going to marry the fucking guy? I don't blame her for being- Maybe she had a conversation.

She had a conversation where she said she would.

That's true. I don't I guess I just can't feel too much for V when it's Joe. I don't know. It's like you saw a choke warning and you ate the chicken bum. I don't know how much more clear this time needs to make it to you. Yeah. So V is like, Oh, I'm done with this conversation. And V is like, Well, it's not like we just tripped and fell into each other's mouths. You know? Like, whatever.

Well, that's what's funny is that it's not as if we just tripped and fell into each other's mouths. Well, then, but earlier she was saying it was a drunken. So she's not truthful. And we see it.

That's what drives me nuts about it. Yeah, they're both fucking lying and saying, Oh, we were drunk. Joe doesn't even remember it.

But that being said, I did actually appreciate that Kizzie was… In this moment, Kizzie was actually brutally honest. I actually appreciated that because I think that Vee deserved to have honesty of her being like, I like him, too. And that's that. I think that Kizzie is a shit friend. I think she is.

Oh, yeah, of course.

But I did I appreciate that she at least was like, Yeah, you know what? I like him, too.

I think the only reason I care, I'm trying to say anything to V is because I… V has hope in this world. You know what I mean?

It's like- Just potential.

Right. She has hope. It's like, just avoid situations like this. I'm just saying I would rather V just said, You both are terrible human beings. I'm not going to hate you. I'm not going to get mad, but I I don't want to be with him, and you're gross. I don't want to be your friend, and just walk away from it instead of getting involved in the emotion of, Who fucked me over, and who was right, and who was wrong? They were both disgusting people, and just dumped them and leave them in the trash bin where they belong, because people like that are always going to be trash, and they are going to find other trash to be with. When I see people that aren't trash, like V, I'm like, Protect yourself from the trash. You know what's great?

You know what's great, Roni, is that we're having this whole conversation, but the truth is that by the end of the episode, this all is exactly That's what's really wonderful. I'm really hoping that V does not get drawn back in. But she basically is like, Yeah, I don't… This isn't that deep for me, but I also deserve to be treated better, so fuck off both of you. I'm like, I've been waiting 10 years on this show for someone to have that reaction. Thank you. I know, right?

Okay, so guys, come on. Let's talk about the new trip. This is a parents' getaway trip. Oh, jeez. Michael Lopez is an entrepreneur from Maryland, and he works in real estate with his wife, Valarie, who's a radiation therapist. Radiation.

Because you know what? Radiation has problems, too, and they need to talk to someone, okay? Everyone doesn't like radiation. But you know what? Maybe radiation feels lonely in this world. I'm glad they finally have a therapist.

Guys, radiation is tired of being villainized. If we've got any hugs for radiation, let's send them out there. Okay. Now, they're friends with Sean and Christine, who are recently engaged, and Robert and Isabella. They've got two more coming in from Tinder from Alaska, Ryan and his wife, Dr. Kelly, who's going to talk about how all he's been eating is loose meat. Now, until that scene comes, everybody talk amongst themselves about what loose meat means.

That's right. Ryan and Kelly are coming to the boat, which got me really excited that I thought it was Ryan Seacrest and the other one. But no, it just turns like they're just two normies named Ryan and Kelly. It's too bad.

They want a Spanish night with entertainment, and to kick off, they want a traditional Ibitigo jamón carver. Now, that is something that you would hire. Yeah. That's the position that you hire. They want a traditional carver. That is a position. That is a person. You can hire a flamenco dancer. You can hire a carver.

This is production just fucking with the chef. They know they can hire someone to come on board to do this. They're like, no, we want to humiliate the chef. Poor guy. No one seems to even know that he exists on this boat. They don't even consider him as a romantic prospect. Let's, let's just make his life hell. So, yeah, they're going to force him to slice chunky pieces off of this lovely piece of meat. It's not like, if the pig's going to die, if the pig's going to die, at least let it get someone who can… You want to honor it, right? Not have some guy just slice off these chunks of Iberico.

Yeah, so he's like, Wow, the process for this ham is an art in itself. People have really specially trained for this, and I'm not specially trained for this. Hire somebody. Get Asia to get on the horn with Norma. Get somebody over here. Now, Vee goes to talk to Asia, and she's like, I know you're going to be the only one that's honest with me. Their kiss story, it doesn't add up. They made a sound like we just bumped into each other in the middle of the the night and just had a drunk and quick kiss. She's like, No, I'm actually told them they both suck, and I've said it to their face, and they were flattations and all over each other the whole night leading up to it. So I'm sorry I'm being so blunt. And I wish she had reminded her in this moment. And I also told you that this man's a piece of shit. You should not be shocked that he's acting like this because Asia did give her that warning. And she's like, I'm just trying to navigate it.

I just feel like I've been way too tam with everybody. I'd like to learn to stick up for myself because like, Bon did a lot of that for me. When I was like as a dive master, I skipped a whole semester of college to have the experience. Then my manager wouldn't even put me on the boat. I was like, Hello. I could be taking advanced psychology 103, and I'm here on this boat, and you're still not giving me a good job. And Bon stood up for me. And this time, I've got to do it for myself. So now she's empowered. I'm like, Yeah, you go get him, V. You go walk out there and you do something about it, V. So now we see Joe doing some stuff on the deck, and Nathan is bossing him around. Then Sandy, she's like, Hey, Leah. Just calling to say, Hi. Hi, Leah. How are you doing? Hey, Bibi. Oh, hi. I wanted to see you. I wanted to see you, Bibi. How are you feeling, Bibi?

Bibi, I miss you, Bibi. Is he good? I'm doing good. God, that's really all I needed to hear is Bibi. Bibi. Then we see Max gets all bitchy with Nathan for asking him to do windows. He's like, Oh, be good boss in. Don't lose patience. Now it's time for rest because charter's in 16 hours and V is getting ready to talk, and now it's time for a talk with Joe. They go to the bow, and we see Nathan messaging Gail, and he's like, I love you so much. I can't live without you. Please don't leave me. Don't leave me. Don't I'm really… Ghost emoji, ghost emoji, ghost emoji, ghost emoji. I know, right? Now the conversation with Joe and V. She's like, I feel lied to. You told me, I don't want to hurt you, but that word was broken.

Well, it was like a drunken kiss that I can't even remember. But right now, this little thing that we've got going on, it's special, you know? It's very special. She'll save it. Why? Because you're so flirty with the kizzie, and that's why I want someone that sees me being worth holding the standard of their own word to me. Does that make sense? It does make sense. And it's not you.

No. She's like, Yeah, you just don't deserve someone like me. And he's like, Well, I guess he seems relieved. He's like, Well, I'm sad with myself because I was testing something out of my comfort zone. But, you know, the military just wasn't for me. You know? I have to save people the good old fashioned way.

I know, right? Like, out of your comfort. So he's like, It just ended in shit. And he's smiling. This is not someone who was sad, who was like, Oh, my God. No. For someone who said how special this was over and over again, This is something special. I've never done this before. I've never done something so special before in my life. Now, she's like, Yeah, I'm not interested. He's not like, I've got to fight for this because this was special. He's like, Oh, well, pushed myself out of my comfort zone. Turns out I don't like coffee, yogurt.

It's like, what? Yeah. He's glad he can go back to just not pretending. He can go back to That's exactly right. You're pretending not to be a piece of shit or whatever. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. She's like, Yeah, I have a standard, the bond set. So if some man gives me the world, then he dies, and I accept anything less, that would be an insult to him. If you're not bond quality, what am I even here for? Which is perfect. I love it. I'm taking that with me. I'm going to start dating people and just being like, I'm sorry, but you're not Bon quality. Yeah. Go.

Yeah. Bond voyage. I think that's actually right, though. She's like, This guy is doing me so well. He died for me, which I don't know if he died for her.

No, he didn't die for her.

The point What I love is that she knows what... She has a standard, and I'm glad that she remembered her standards, because that's what you got to do in life. You got to remember your... I remember when I was dating, what would always happen to me is Is every single person I go on a date with my bar would just drop lower and lower and lower. Eventually, you just hit someone who's so low. They're like, What am I doing? And then you reset your bar and you bring it back up again. Drops down, down, down, down, down. You just have to keep your standards high. That's the most important thing is you just have to keep your standards high because if you lower your standards, you wind up with people like Joe.

Yeah. Then it's the morning of charter. Everyone's excited that there's only a couple charters left, no one more than me. Max is acting like he's going to propose to Cathy, and she's like, Oh, my God. His energy is just infectious. He's broken all my walls down. He wants to make me feel love. He's so affectionate. That passion, that romance, it just seeps into you. Oh, God. Stop it. Stop. Stop this right now.

Can we also just retire on this season, the discussion of breaking walls down? How many people have to have their walls broken. They're all just so happy to have these open concepts in their hearts right now. It's getting really fucking annoying between Gail, between Cathy. I feel like Vee probably said it at some point.

It's just Love Island language. Does anybody even feel anything? It seems like a card game where it's like, okay, I have played the walls are down card, the vulnerable card, and the triggered card. Are we getting married yet? Because I played all of those cards.

Meanwhile, Nathan, Max and Cathy are kissing, and Nathan's like, Get to work. And Max dictates on Nathan is back on deck. It's literally just your boss, and you're his employee, and you've got to work, and you're not working. You're literally kissing someone when you should be working, and then you're upset about it. It gets to work.

Another thing that's been happening is that Asia has been giving Josh, the chef, shit about constantly doing family style because it's not classy enough for a yacht. Finally, Sally, Sandy, is on the same page. She's like, Oh, jeez, another family style. They gave him shit. Now, he's going to do a plate of dinner, but he's making paella. I'm confused because paella is a gigantic pan of food. I don't know. But it just seems like an odd time to bring this out. But he's going to do some tapas and do some plated stuff with synchronized service.

I was cracking up last episode when they had their tip meeting, which, by the way, another thing we didn't mention is that this charter with their shit in the drain, they gave a super low tip. Like a couple of-Really low.

16 grand.

It's truly pieces of shit. They're the ones that should be sent down the drain. But one thing that cracked me up was Sandy giving a pep talk, and it was a passive-aggressive pep talk, of course, because she was like, All right, we only got two charters left, and this last one, we're going to nail it. We're going to have a great charter with played in service. It'll be a great time. Wow. We'll have all the toys out. We're going to have so much fun. And played in service, while we're looking at the toys, we're going to be having fun because We know there's going to be individual plates with synchronized service. Am I right, Josh? No family style, right? He's like, Yes.

He's like, Fuck all you people. Nathan is telling Max that he's going to invite her to his sister's wedding, which is a huge, huge deal. Wait a second.

His sister's getting married after all that? After all that about- Now, I don't know what happens later, I guess. But she's just really annoyed with Max because he's being real mopey and annoying. She's complaining about his bad attitude to Cathy.

Well, no. Right now, she's complaining about. Right now, she's complaining about Kizzie and Joe. She's like, I mean, he's going to make me feel all these special things, and you're thawing my heart. Then he's like, Oh, fuck you. I'm going to kiss Kizzie and forget everything. Meanwhile, Kizzie has her ear up to the door. It's like down in Abbey. She has her ear right up to the door, and she's like, Oh, God, fuck this. She just walks. She's fucking lame. Then the guests come, and they get the tour, and there's a little special spot for the newly engaged couple to have champagne together. Then it's the beginning of yacht stuff. Max is really hyper doing the lines and stuff. He's working next to and she's just frustrated. She's in her own head. Then a guy from the dock throws the line over and it hits V, and she thinks it's Max. She's like, What the fuck, bro? You just hit me with that. Watch where you're going. He's like, It was not me. It was his man. Was it me? Was it her? Now he's mad at her because she got mad at him about a line that was thrown on an accident.

She's like, Is it just me? Or is everyone being an asshole today? Max is like, She's jumping. She's I feel like she's discovering about the kizy and Joe's kizies. But yeah, here is still a professional area, so let's get back to real work.

I don't know that you're the one to be pointing out professionalism amongst the staff, sir.

Yeah, and it's like, Jesus, stop fighting. Why are you arguing about? That's what they are arguing about. Just Christ, get us together, girls. They're being all pissy and everything. Then people come on board and Kizzie's giving champagne to people, and Josh is saying that he's got a family-style lunch today. He's like, I'm hoping it buys me some more time. We have to do a fully-plated dinner tonight. I mean, you're a chef. I understand doing a nine-course meal is a lot, but you can set out a bunch of… You can do a plate of dinner. It's not the end of the world.

Yeah. Then one of the women is breastfeeding, so she needs the milk stored. She's pumping. And so, Kizzie's like, Yeah, you I've always said I wanted to try titty milk. I might try a bit. Aren't I crazy? Just don't fuck that, lady's husband, please. Asia's like, Well, I've sucked mine out of my friend's tits before. It was really nice, actually. Very sweet. Did you know the milk comes from everywhere? I thought it came from the little slit in the nipple, but it comes from every hole. I mean, literally, out the ears, the nose, the eyes, the milk just comes out.

It's crazy. Cathy is horrified by this because the Asian gives you're having this conversation, and the camera just zooms in on Cathy's face. We're like, Oh. So now more.

It takes around the film. I mean, look, I've heard of people trying their friend's breast milk before, but actually going down on the tit. I haven't heard that one.

It's Asia. I mean, I'm not surprised.

By the way, there was a thing in the last episode when the other guests were leaving, and they were all waving by. It was just really short shot of Asia waving by, and it was so funny. She was like, Did you happen to catch that? I took a video of it. I'm going to put it up here to show people. But go ahead. Yeah.

Meanwhile, around the boat, Joe has a napkin out, and he's pretending he's like a bullfighter, and he's pretending she's the bull. They're laughing and joking. This is the demeanor and the joy of someone who was just broken he's been up by someone who he has claimed was super, super special for weeks now. He sobbed over earlier in the episode, and now she dumps him, and he's cheering and playing games with the girl who he had the Oopsy with. So, clearly, all that's bullshit. I not thought you needed to be convinced at all because we all know it, but just more evidence of how ridiculous. Watch this.

Okay, so Asia's-Okay, for those of you on Craftions OnDemand, this is just Asia waving back and forth. Why does that make me laugh so much? Just watch it again. I watched that 10 times. I don't know why that brought me so much joy.

It's because her head and her hand are moving at the same… They're connected by a string.

She's just so ridiculous. Then Nathan rejoins V at the table, and we see that the new guests are coming from Alaska, guys. They're from Alaska. Now it's time to lunch. Captain Sandy compliments Josh, and he's like, Tonight's going to be played it. She's like, Oh, my God, you are killing it. You are killing it. Hold on, you know who else is killing it? Nathan, those toys are already in the water. Amazing. I love toys. Jesus. Captain Sandy hears a little Beebe in the morning, and she's off to the races.

She is happy. I'm surprised that she didn't go find Asia and say, Just want to remind you, still not worried about those floors, right? I'm not worried. Guess what? Who's a captain who's not worried and has got two thumbs? This guy right here. It's me. This guy. Okay? Not worried at all.

Now, for some drama, the guests are on the water twice. One of them wants to go on the jet ski, and Kathy's like, Okay, so just to warn you, Nathan, that dude has had four spicy marks, so be careful with him on the jet ski. Nathan radios Max and says, If he wants to go on the jet ski, just hop on with him. Then we go down to the swim platform, and Vee He heard that. She's like, Max, he's been drinking. He can't go alone. Max is like, You're drinking? He goes, Well, earlier. Max goes, Oh, what? Have fun, and sends him on his way alone. V is like, Dude.

That's so mad.

Max is such a fucking moron. He should have been fired right then and there. They know they have Gael at the hotel. Just get Gael.

Yeah. I honestly, I can't stand Max. And let's not forget this season has been a long one because it feels like it was it feels like it was millennia ago that Max pets a jellyfish and then touched his eye. I mean, this is what we're dealing with here, and we're putting people's lives in his hands. This guy should be 100% fired. He does not listen to orders. He He is very scatterbrained. He can't focus, much like me trying to finish the sentence, and he is just out of control. I'm sorry. He doesn't listen to orders. He has very simple instructions that he never follows. He whips himself into a frenzy. This is not someone I would not want him on... If I'm a charter guest, I don't want this person in charge of my safety. Get Gail. Get Gail. Let her drop an handle on her foot again or whatever it was last season. But I still trust Yeah.

He's like, Max, can you now go get the guest off the jet ski? He's like, Okay, Kobe. Is everything under control? Hey, I just wanted everyone to know. Everyone, everyone. Sandy, Sandy. Someone told me Bibi today. Okay, hope everyone else is having a good day. Max goes up to Nathan. He's like, You can't let people go on the jet skis who drink. And he's like, Oh, he didn't tell me he was drinking. And then we see he goes, 15 seconds ago, Bibi he's saying, Max, he's drinking. He can't go alone. So to me, he's fine. He's speaking clearly. He's like, Get the guest off the fucking jet ski, Max.

Oh, Max started acting out since he hasn't been able to duckhand. And at this point, that's a safety concern, and I'm not having it. God, I didn't even think about the idea that maybe Max would get fired and Gail be brought on. That gives me so much hope for the final three or four episodes.

Please, please. Even though it means we have to watch Nathan wine around Gail the whole time. I'll take it.

I will take it. The only reason why I have not lost my mind about Max is that I've been losing my mind about Joe and Kizy and other ineptitude and people sticking shit down drains. But the truth is that, low-key, every time Max is on screen, I get annoyed and I'm repulsed, and I'm just like, Please leave. Go somewhere else. Go back to your ayahuasca retreat. Go back to your hypnosis. I cannot have you on my television any longer.

Now, Kizy and Joe are like, Oh, there needs to be entertainment tonight. Maybe we should do a dance. They start practicing for dancing with the never going to be's. Then, Kizy is like, Oh, we see Cathy in the galley where Josh is cooking. Kizzie's like, Wow, it's fucking awkward between them. Hey? And Kathy's like, I don't even know. I'm in my... Oh, no. This is the part you were talking about earlier, right? Where V starts bitching about Max. Mm-hmm. Because she can see the awkwardness. Yeah.

I will say, don't bitch to Kathy. You know, it's hard because Cathy does seem like someone that you'd want to go and just bitch to. Be like, This person is being so awful, and Cathy be like, I know love. You just have to deal with it. Some people are just stupid. You're like, Thank you, Kathy. I needed that. But you can't do that to the guy that Kathy's banging, especially when she's grief banging. It's just like, Max is more important than usual.

Yeah, but I feel like work is separate than banging. If you're on deck with somebody, you have a right to bitch about them.

Yeah. Okay.

I feel like, then don't fuck people at work if you can't listen to me bitch about them. You know what I mean? Fuck their fair game. We're at work.

It was also so few options to go bitch to people. You can only bitch to so many.

Max is now on the jet ski, floating around, flying around, and Nathan is pissed. Joe's like, Well, I can It'll be more receptive to delicate and light conversation rather than the firm, aggressive Nathan hand. He's just doing this to Max. He's like, Max, tone it down a bit, which does nothing. It's not awful. Yeah, it does nothing.

It was nothing. Now, they're setting up the ham thing. By the way, this was notable, I thought. Cathy goes up to the guests and is like, What time do you want to have dinner? They say 8: 30. I'm sorry, I did not see the chef yell at Cathy. Kathy, it was only a few weeks ago that the kids, he asked the guests when they wanted to have dinner. Then the chef was like, Never ask the guests when they want to have dinner. You tell me first. Here's Cathy being like, What time do you want to have dinner?

Yeah, exactly.

Clearly, it was an anti-Kizzie moment. They're bringing up stuff, tender, all that deckhand boring stuff. Max is complaining about communication. Well, he was... Bee was saying, Bee is being... She's being nice to Max. She's like, Well, that launch we did today wasn't so bad. He's like, Yes, today, but you had to be blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay, we do it better. Pastor Cozy, no need to visit. Why are you so mean to me? You're so nice. He's just going off on me. He's just like, Whatever, bro.

Just walked away. Yeah. Then V is talking to Asia in the galley, and Asia's asking her if she's stressed, and she's like, I just had a rough day with Max. He's on his period more than I've ever been. I've never been that emotional. As a woman, as a woman, is That man is right now, and Cathy has walked in and is making a face. She's like, I mean, I pity him to have so much emotion affect you in one day. That's a lot. Cathy's like, How dare you?

How dare you? Then Cathy, then, is whispering to Kizy. She's like, If he goes on about Max one more fucking time, and Kizy's like, But surely she knows not to bitch about Max to you. Oh, yeah, Kizy, I'm not going to go to you about social mores and what is right and wrong in interpersonal relationships. Okay? So you be quiet over there.

Yeah. She's like, Yeah, I don't like that. It's been all day. And V is like, I mean, you're literally dating him? And Kathy's like, Oh, my God, don't say that. Then Nathan teaches Joe how to use the controller box. Now, they're working with the crane on the boat, okay? Joe is lowering the hook down, Nathan goes down to get it, and then he gets hit by the crane. There's a lot of people getting hit by that crane this season. It's the second time that's happened.

Things are really swinging around this season. But yeah, I was really sad that they did not have a camera or even in some stationary camera. How did they miss the shot of the hook bonking Nathan, not only in the front of the head, but it turns out in the back of the head because it bonked Nathan in the front of the head, and then he ducked down. When he stood up again, it bogged him again from the back when it swung back out.

I love that that crane was like the audience. Then we see that the jet ski has drifted away again. The jet ski is in the middle of the ocean. It looked like the tender was, too, but I guess the tender is just on a long road.

Everything's gone to shit. Yeah. Everything's gone to shit, basically. Yeah.

He's like, Well, the crane got me in the face. Wait a minute. You see the jet ski just out in the middle of the ocean.

So, so, so, so, Max is like, Oh, my God, got to go save it. So he rushes out to get it. And meanwhile, Nathan's trying to mend the front and the back of his head from getting the hook in his face. Thanks a lot, Joe, by the way, doing that. And then, well, Max is doing that. Kizy and Joe are now like, dancing. They're, they're preparing for their performance that they're going to do, that they volunteered to do together for the guests. Again, Joe, on the heels of getting broken up, not trying to win back fee, not even the slightest amount. He was like, already, boom, right back into Kizy. Kizy is like, she's like, well, me and Joe have great chemistry, but with everything that's been going on with Joe and V, I know that if we do anything, everyone would hate me, which is her way of pretending like she's going to have a heart about the situation, and then she will go forward immediately.

Yeah, everyone already hates you, so don't worry about it. Then, a guest is talking about an incident report she got from her daughter's school. She's like, Yeah, so during lunchtime, a friend had a book that Vivian wanted, and then Vivian took another book and hit the friend with it. I mean, bitch shouldn't have taken the book, am I right?

Josh is watching a video about how to cut the jamon. Josh, it's a little… You're really cutting it close. No pun intended, ironically.

No pun made because he did not cut the ham close. That was some thick ham. That was some thick-ass ham, Joe.

Why are you waiting until the last second to watch this video when you have to bring the meat out? Could you have taken five minutes ahead of time? Also, you know you can watch these videos at 1. 5 speed. Just a little pro-tip. Nathan's calling for Max, but Max is ignoring him because there's this silliness that's happening on the water where, well, Max is getting the jet ski, and they're trying to tie the jet ski to the hook to do this, but there's swells, and Max is falling off. While this is happening, now the jamón is coming up to the deck, and Josh is there. When we say butchering, it's appropriate because he is cutting meat. But when we also say butchering, we mean he's doing it terribly.

It's so bad. It's so embarrassing because the guest is standing right there like, Wow, you really don't know how to do this, huh? He's like, I watch the YouTube. She's like, Oh, yeah, you suck at this. And they're like, Wow, this is really embarrassing. Everybody's talking about how embarrassing this is. And he's like, Oh, God, I feel 18 eyes on my back right now. My biggest fear is being laughed at. And then they cut to him in the clown costume. He's like, I don't want to be laughed at. I'm like, Am I a joke? Are you a joke? Is this a fucking joke?

It's really bad when the lady has to go, Well, you have to start somewhere. I'm like, Oh, that's… That's like I'm going to tell my daughter, Listen, if you want to learn how to be a bad bitch, then you got to start with holding on to that book.

Am I right? God, I really wish Vivian was here with a heavy book right about now. Anybody else? They're making fun of him. Meanwhile, the jet ski is still a disaster. Max won't listen. He's on the jet ski trying to hook it up. They're like, No, it's too swelly out here. You have to do it from the water. Don't stand on it. Do it from the water. He won't listen, so Nathan's about to kill him. He's like, I can't take this. He won't do it. He won't listen to me. Something's going to change. Something's going to change.

Bring Gael back. I will listen to a million Gael conversations about her walls, and Nathan cornering her and being like, I love you for the rest of my life. I will take that over having to watch Max for one more episode, please.

Yeah, please. Max is so annoying. He's not a bad person. He seems like such a nice guy and all of that, whatever in his childhood, blah, blah, blah. But, God damn, he's annoying. I can't believe that on a show all about working, they have kept Max for this long. This is crazy.

Cray, Cray.

Cray. And you. It's So that's it.

Yeah, that's it. So we'll see what happens. Thanks, everyone, for being here. Another fun episode of below deck Mediterranean. And we're going to catch you on the next one, okay?

All right, then. We'll see you next time. Bye.

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