Transcript of The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

Good morning, millennials. Welcome back

to the Toast, and happy Wednesday. That's right. It's hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. And speaking of girlies that I

love never forget. I could never forget to hump someone that I love.

Last name, Follet. First name, Jacqueline.

Hey, Turtle Lou. Happy Wednesday. Our 3rd to last show of the week, but who's counting? It's unfortunate that we are pen pals today because you can't see my outfit. Because if you could see my outfit, you would be gooped and gagged.

You would seriously be in shock, and I know, like, you see the top half of me.

So you're, like, a sweater.

Claudia, I'm wearing wide leg blue jeans. You're kidding. I'm wearing wide leg blue jeans because we have this, like, new sponsor of our, and they their jeans, like, weirdly aren't too long on me. They, like, fit, and they're, like, really cozy. And it's the most ordinary outfit, but on me, it's so very extraordinary.

When I walked into the kitchen, Zach, Straw, hit the floor. Claudia, he gave me a hug. He, like, I think, like Oh my god. He couldn't get over. He said, you just look, like, so cute.

Like Oh my god. I just need to see.

You need to wear those jeans when I'm with you next.

I give off different energy. I'm gonna post, like, I give off

perfect all American, girl.

He literally and by the way, like, I walk I'm always wearing something. He never really, like, you know, stops. I could get a haircut. He wouldn't really know. And he was gooped and gagged.

Dang. So I'm gonna put pair

of blue jeans. Is goop worthy and gag worthy, honestly? And they're like light wash. I'm shocked.

It's shocking. I'll post a picture to my Instagram story, but I just need to set the scene. Like, if I am giving off different energy today, it's because I'm just an ordinary girl. Sometimes I'm lazy. I get bored.

If I'm giving up different energy, it's because I was up all night being tortured by my husband. Have you ever been there before?

No. I was up all night as well. We should have texted.

Yeah. And by up all night, I mean, like, these days, that's 10:45, which is so late for me. So late for me, but let me tell you. Let me set the scene. Okay?

My last call of the day was 6 to 7:30. Yeah. That's right. Just a board meeting with the fellow board members of the Mark Schoenweiler Holocaust Education Foundation. We've got some big end of year plans.

And if anybody listening is particularly wealthy, wants to donate about $10,000 or more to, for a for a donation match, feel free to reach out to me. But that's not the point. So me and Ben had this plan. I'm like, okay. So we'll have dinner together at 7:30.

Ben was done working. He went to the kosher grocer. He was making my favorite. We call it chicken rocks. It's chicken stir fry and rice.

So I would say it's about 7 o'clock. We're almost done with the call. I hear Ben in the kitchen, you know, doing stuff.

He's 30 he's getting hungry.

I am really hungry, but I knew because of my call. Like, I knew he'd be eating late. I had I preemptively had, like, an apple and a bag of bakeries at, like, 5:30. So he comes in, and he's like, oh, I cut my finger. I'm like, cool.

Like, you do that all the time. I've cut my finger. Like, it's so annoying. It doesn't stop bleeding, but, like, get over it. Get back to work.

I'm starving. And he was, like, being dramatic about it, and he leaves. And then at 7:15, he comes back, and he's, like, I think I need to go to the hospital. I'm, like, are you fucking kidding me? He's, like, yeah.

I called Jacob, who's our doctor whom we love. And he said I need to go to the emergency room and that I absolutely need a tetanus shot. And so I had to really briefly, you know, wrap up with Mark. I'm, like, I'm so sorry. There's actually a medical emergency in my home.

Like, my first board meeting, and I'm leaving 15 minutes early because my husband sliced his finger up. I'm like, I'm humiliated. And I'm annoyed because I'm so hungry. So I'm like, I'm so sorry. My husband just left his finger open.

I'm like, gotta go. And they're like, what? I'm like, I'll tell you later. So I hang up, and Ben's, like, so mad that I'm not being more, like, caring. I'm so hungry.

Like, it's all I can think about. He's, like, well, the chicken is done. I'm, like, what about the rice? He's, like, no. I didn't even get started on the rice.

I'm, like, you didn't get started on the rice? It was never a question of whether I was going to the hospital with him. Like, I'm seriously not about to walk into, like, an infectious disease center as a pregnant person. So shout out to Bruce, Ben's dad, for meeting him there. But Ben was, like, clearly so annoyed at me.

He was really looking for, like, care and concern, and I was just, like, so blinded by my own hunger. And I really was annoyed. Like, I was so looking forward to this call being over and having, like, a nice dinner. I hadn't seen Ben all day, like, catching up. No.

He had to go and slice his fucking finger open, and then Ben's dad called me, like, an hour later in the hospital. Like, turns out Ben literally cut off a piece of his finger. A piece of his finger is in my garbage right now. Did you see the wound at any point? No.

I was I'm I'm not even, like, a particularly queasy person, but these days, I'm so easily queasy. I said, get away from me.

Describing it. You said Ben cut off a piece of his finger. It's in our garbage.

Jackie, I saw the bloody napkin, and, like, that actually made and I'm still and I'm lying down in bed, and I felt, like, dizzy. I said, get out. Go. And then when Bruce called me, he's like, no. They said it's a part of the finger that allegedly grows back.

I didn't know what a reason is. Like, I didn't even know we did that as humans as long as it doesn't hit the bone. It's actually 5050 if it grows back. But Ben's, like, a young I

feel sick. When you say hit the bone, that's where I hit

my limit. So he was gone, and they I don't know what they did, but he was not stop complaining when he got home about, like, how they had to get it it would not stop bleeding. This nurse spent 30 minutes bandaging it up only for it to completely soak in blood, and she had to start over. What about stitches? It's not a part of it's, like,

it's not stitched. There's nothing to stitch together. Yeah.

So they just needed it to stop bleeding. It would not stop bleeding. Whatever. He comes back, he has, like, the biggest bulb thing on his thumb.

Yeah.

Oh my god. He did not stop complaining. And I said I I really was not trying to make everything about myself. Like, you cut your finger. Like, I'm so pregnant.

Like, my ailments are more important. And he comes in from the hospital, and he, like, wants to sit on the bed. And I'm not even, like, so crazy, like Not in your hospital clothes. I'm not someone who's, like, outside clothes on the couch. Like, I I'm not like, I'm like, don't get in the bed in your outside clothes, but you could sit.

I said, get in the shower. Are you you've just come from the hospital. And he's like, I'm not supposed to shower.

Shower like this. He

did. He literally did.

With his thumb out.

Yeah. He hitchhiked in the shower.

You cannot sit on the bed in your hospital clothes.

Absolutely not. Pregnant or not pregnant, honestly. So he was just, like, slow moving, and then he finally got his dinner at, like, 9:30. And then he was, like, up, and he was talking, and the thumb thumb was throbbing, and he had to put a pillow under his elbow. I'm, like, it was just like, I'm sympathetic for sure because he really did cut it.

But, like, oh my god. Can I have can I have, like, 1 moment, you know, of peace?

No. I love cooking, but, like, that fear now and I nick my fingers all the time, and it's like, it's not good, but nothing ever that I ever considered, like, going to the hospital for. Like, I don't know. Like, not to make it about me, I don't know how I'm gonna get back in the kitchen after this.

I know. Especially, like, Ben's a pro. And Ben

is an expert chopper. He was gosh. Knife he's got knife skills.

He said he was, like, rushing. He was just distracted. Like, he was so mad at himself. Make it your fault, by

the way. That's him making you fault.

We were rushing him. I didn't wanna start a fight. But when he got home, he was, like, so mad at himself, and he was like, I was just, like, rushing because you were hungry. And I'm like, I had an hour and a half call. You had

to walk it back. Yeah. Let's walk it back back.

You had 90 minutes to make, like, a weeknight dinner. Rachel Ray does it in 30. Like,

what Well, she's on, like, drugs,

but And that was so true. I was not trying to, like, start a fight with this patient, but he was clearly, like, trying to blame me. It was actually really crazy of him, but I just was being, like, supportive because, like, I really wasn't supportive when the wound was open.

So let me ask you. Like, when Ben left, like, did you make yourself rice and sit down for dinner? The the chicken was warm.

Of course, I did. It was so Okay. Good. Good too. And I texted Ben.

I'm like, I don't know if this makes you feel better or worse. Like, it's your best batch yet. And I just I did the microwave rice. Ben would have done it on the stove, the basmati. It would have been better.

I did, like, success boil in a bag, whatever. I suffered. And it was literally 1 of the best dinners I've ever had. So, like, I actually didn't even care. I was so hungry.

Like

I honestly I feel so bad for him. He has been, like, out of sword.

Yes. He said he's he thinks that the Lord is speaking to him in some sort of way because ever since Friday, like, nothing has gone his way. Like, little things, big things, he thinks he's

been taught

a lesson.

Trying to say.

He thinks

The lesson of what?

He thinks the Lord is speaking to him and telling him to slow down.

Well, I think that's true. I think, like, Ben needs to sit down, take a couple deep breaths, space out his schedule a little bit for, like, the rest of the week and just

No. And he's so mad. He has 2 big cooking collabs tomorrow and Friday. Like, huge names in in the industry.

But he's kind of out of the game without a thumb.

1 of them is baking. So I said, I don't think that it's a big it's his left thumb too. So I think I I said, with the baking 1, I think you're okay. Then the other 1, I don't know if he's gonna be mad at me for spoiling this, but what the fuck? It's Wish Bone Kitchen.

Like, he's been trying to get her on the schedule for months, finally nailed her down. But I said, she went to culinary school. Like, she should be doing the chopping anyway. Like, just let her prep, and, like, you'll be the talent.

Wish didn't hit the bone kitchen.

Yeah. So

he's pretty bummed. That's exciting for the qmunity.

For the oh, speaking of the qmunity, I know that you recorded Good Guys yesterday, and I happened to have been in the room for, like, 30 seconds. No. Actually, like, the first 7 minutes I was in the room before, like, Ben's laugh was bothering me so much I had to leave. Like, he was laughing so loud. Something about the reverb in this room.

Did you feel it too? Like, did it go to, like, the center of your brain when he left so loud? So I did hear a little bit of the good guys' chatter. I know that the episode is being released tomorrow. I I I heard, you know, quite a bit being said about me.

And then when Ben got home, he said, like, you're gonna love the episode, Tourney. Like, we talked about you the whole time. So anything you wanna share, like, what what you guys said? Well, it made me realize because Josh asked me, like, what I'm most excited for, like, in your pregnancy and, like, you know, maybe I'm excited. Pregnancy about you.

Okay.

Well, you know, you just need to find an angle. Right? But I'm actually glad he did because I had to think about the question, and I think my answer was really beautiful. Oh, let's hear it.

Oh, do I should I wait till I hear the episode? No. Just tell me. Because I

know you're not gonna listen to it, and, like, a lot of it the other stuff we talk about is, like, all, you know, you already know.

Yeah. But

what I said was I'm really excited to, like, see how you do motherhood so that I can learn from you, like, and be inspired by you because you're so like, I'm always learning from you every day, like, in business and in life, and, like, that's something, like, I can, you know, take a cue from you when I get to see how you do it because you're gonna be so fantastic.

Oh my god. Are you trying to make me cry? That is literally so nice because you know, like, all I do is learn from you. Like, I just copy everything you do. And she's gonna learn from me?

Oh my god. Now, like, the pressure's on to be the best mom I could possibly be. Jackie's watching. Jackie's taking notes.

I'm also excited to, like, ride your motherhood coattails because, like, you're such a fun person. You're gonna plan such fun things and, like, just have fun engaging stuff going on. And I could just, like the way you say, like, you're bringing my kids to my house for my day care and enrichment program, like, I'm doing the same for you, bitch.

Yeah. No. It's, like, weekdays at Jackie's house, weekends at Journey's house. At Coacher's. Yeah.

And that works for me, that balance, 2 days a week.

Yeah. So it was actually a really nice conversation, and

It is nice.

We had a ball. So that will be out to you, Mara, but maybe save it not to, like, you know, ruin their download flow, but save it for next week when we're off. Yeah?

Yeah. So we have a Friday is our last regular season 7.

We'll call it that. Sure.

Episode of the year. We're taking, like, 2 to 3 weeks off for Christmas. But have no fear. If you're looking for us, like, there is both subscriber and free content everywhere. Jackie on Goodguys.

I just did my episode of the Glee podcast. Patreon.com.com. The redheads. Patreon.com/thechose. Like, there's an infinite amount of content that was just released and that will be continued to be released throughout the end of the year that you will not be without us.

Don't worry. We're putting in the work so that we could take the time off.

Well, yes. The rest of the day yesterday, if you felt like you guys out there, like, on Instagram and Claudia on FaceTime, if you felt like you didn't hear from me, it was because I was working all day yesterday vlogging, and I'm working on, like, the most exciting vlog and piece of content I've ever done. So not to, like, tease it too much, but I'm just gonna leave it at that because I don't want you guys to be, like, sick of it.

Let's leave it at 2 words. Okay? Jai Pennington.

Let's leave it at Jai Pennington.

You had me at Jai Pennington.

So I'm very I was literally up until the wee hours last night working on this, and then Charlie woke up. So it was like, I guess it's kinda good that I didn't go to sleep because I would have had been, like, woken up. He's going through a sleep regression. That's just what we'll call it. You know?

He's just being like

No. Like, when they when they're not sleeping well, like, then I'm googling, like, 15 months sleep regression, and they're like, yeah. That's 1. I'm like, okay. Is there 16 months sleep regression?

And, actually, AI Gemini said, though there's not a typical 16 months sleep regression, so it actually made me feel more validated. But, yes, we are going through, sleep regression right now, which is very hard. Like, wake ups in the night that need tending to and 5 AM wake ups.

Yikes. That's bad. It's it's really it's not great. Sleep is so great, but it's better than that.

However, it got me up early enough today to realize that I didn't watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night because I was so busy working dry Pennington style, but I had all the time in the world

this morning to do it. So we're all caught up. We are going to talk about The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in an official TV recap at the end of the show. But let me just say this. Like, I don't even know what I'm and it's gonna be a silent recap.

I have nothing to share. It was, like, the most boring piece of shit I've ever seen in my life.

That's how I felt about last week. And this week, I just have a really strong feeling that I wanna share, and I know people aren't gonna like what I have to say, which is that I stand with Dorit. And anyone who is in her way right now, you are in my way. Anyone who is at her wings, I'm with you. So, like, Erica's such a good friend.

That moment where Sutton was, like, trying to be a good person was actually really, really sweet. And then later on the bus, like, we'll dig into that because that was kind of just a misunderstanding, but, like, I am with Dorit. Get out of our way.

I don't think that's so crazy. I feel the exact same way. Like, I'm automatically on her side.

And, also, like, she's always been 1 of my favorites, but sometimes my faves and I have to contend with that. But, like, I really, like I I don't consider myself, like, an empath because I'm not an annoying person, but, like, I really feel for her through the screen. I feel like I look at her and I feel tired. I feel worn down. I feel angry, and I feel, like, just on edge and, like, everyone fuck off.

Oh, you said something my wife? I under like, when she flies at them, like, I feel it.

Okay. Let's not wade too heavily into the recap since there's not that much to talk about, and we're, like, I'm And I'm, like, talking about it. Yeah. And you're done already. So we'll be doing that in the TV recap if you are looking for that.

And how about the stories today? They're good. G f a w. Good for a Wednesday. Yep.

Love that. Gfaw, our favorite word.

Gafaa. That's what it means. Finally, we know.

Anything else I need to catch you guys up on? Just, like, yeah, that whole bed thing kinda ruined my night, and that's, like, all I have to share.

And, like, otherwise, how was the board meeting? What'd you guys do?

It was actually so it was my first board meeting ever, but also with this group. So it was kind of like an intro, everybody introducing themselves and me introducing myself. And, it was legit. Like, we were going through budget. They run, like, a legit operation.

And they're like every time they wanted to do something, they were like, motion to the and we all nobody told me. I was like, I I literally was like, nay. I literally didn't know what to say. It was really legit. So, anybody wanna second that motion?

And then nobody seconded. And I was like, I'll do it. I was like a little lost. But there was a big section about, like, social media, and I had a lot of ideas for the Mark Schallmeyer Holocaust Education Foundation social media strategy. So I was excited to take a trip in it.

You're looking you're looking for $10,000?

Well, I'm looking for a lot of money, to be clear. Like, there's not a cap. If you have more than $10 to give, like, give it to me. But the end of year is a big time for fundraising because people are doing their annual finances. They love a write off.

And so, they happen to get a decent amount of donations at the end of the year. So they're looking for somebody to donate, like, a big amount, 10,000 and up, as a match. So they're gonna raise 10,000, and this person will match it with their 10,000. Do you know what I mean?

Let's do it. I'll go in half with you.

Oh, okay. Done. But I still wanna raise from other people because, like, by the way, the worst phone No. No. Jackie, that was my thing on the board call.

They were like, well, we need money for this and that. I'm like, I'll do it. I'll write a check. Like, I'll do it. But that's, like, not how it's supposed to be.

But, yes, I agree. The toast will be making a sizable end of your donation. I'm not worried about that. But, like, the whole point is, like, get out in the community and not be bugging the whole thing yourself.

Totally. But let's let's do it. We are. Cause and

Of course. And

you wanna give back at this time of year because, like, things can really get, like, so superficial and materialistic. And, like, you like, for your soul, you have to give back. Let me

tell the board that we saw on Friday. Community. The toast.

So I'd be proud to do that. It's a worthy cause.

For the matching. The other thing I wanted to say was, oh, and I learned like, I I know I've always known what the foundation does. They basically give grants. So if you're, like, a public school teacher or a teacher at a school that doesn't have a holocaust education curriculum, you can apply for a grant, and they will get you money, curriculum, books, trips, speakers, whatever it is. And this year, they have reached 75,000 students in 39 different states.

And a lot of states, for the first time, they have reached, like Alabama and Alaska this year. The Mark Schmitt and the Holocaust Education Foundation was giving grants in Alabama and Alaska. So it's, like, very worth like, every dollar goes. You know? And I like that we're, like, we we're, like, this small foundation, because I don't know.

Sometimes you give to the Red Cross, and it's like, oh, okay. Who's buying a Chanel bag with this? You know?

No. And then you see the numbers of, like, how much of your $1 goes towards admin.

Mhmm. And

it's, like, more than 50% that goes towards admin and the paying people and, you know, the Chanel bags.

Yeah.

And how much actually goes to the

people on the ground? Not not that much. That would never happen at the Mark Shatter Holocaust Education Foundation. Let me tell you. That Excel spreadsheet with, like, profits, losses, budgets, I was, like, shook.

Also, you wanna hear the craziest thing? Something I learned on my board call last night. I was looking at the budget, and it was, like, money raised from all these different platforms, and Meta was 1 of them. I don't know what compelled me to ask because, like, that's Instagram and Facebook. I'm like, when you raise money for a charity on Meta, do they take a cut?

Like, is there a fee? And she actually told me, like, it started, I think, last year that, yes, there is. I thought that was fucking disgraceful.

That's so fucking crazy.

GoFund like, all those so I said, is there another platform we could use?

Doesn't take a fee. Yes. I said,

is there another platform we could use? She's like, everybody takes something. And Meta is so convenient and so easy to donate that you're raising more money there anyways, so the fee, like, gets technically covered. But it's fucking disgraceful. That's so crazy.

Mark Zuckerberg, not my time person of the year.

I thought GoFundMe is free.

It's free to use, but when you withdraw, there's, like, a user fee. I mean, they need to, like, maintain

That's why they have their like, when you make a donation, you can also add a little bit for GoFundMe. I don't know

if that covers, like, keeping the lights on, but, like, Meta is a full business. This charity is not their business. Right. GoFundMe is their business. Like, I kind of understand why they have to.

You're a 1,000,000,000,000,000 company. This charity thing is supposed

to be to be your charitable component, and you're still making it for profit. Isn't that disgusting? That's really crazy.

Over here as a board member, like, exposing the corruption within the philanthropic community because there's quite a bit.

There's so much. There is. There's so much. It's so crazy.

I have, like, a lot of big plans for the Mark Schon and Rudder Holocaust Education Foundation, and a lot of them are hinged on me getting in contact with Mike Bloomberg. So if anybody knows Mike Bloomberg, please send him my way. He's extremely philanthropic, and, like, I just feel like the money that I need is, like, pennies to him.

No. A 100%.

And He does, like, a lot of cause like, a juice causes.

There's really not a direct line. I can't think of 1. Me neither.

I almost messaged him on Instagram, and I'm like, okay. Calm down. You have been to 1 board meeting. But it was a powerful meeting, and it's then Ben lost a finger, so that was what happened to me. Like, making change, losing fingers.

Big night at the Soffer household. Huge. So now I think without further ado, we can get into the stories, get into the TV recap, have a little bit of fun. Without further ado to do to do, here are the fast 5 stories that you need to know.

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say? Our first story, some crazy news, actually. Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Olivia Ponton.

Oh my god. I'm sat. I'm sat. My boyfriend. My boyfriend.

She called in

the burglary burglary at NFL star Joe Burrow's house. Burglary? Your burglary? Burglary at Joe Burrow's house amid dating rumors. So Joe Burrow's house was recently burglarized, and TMZ has obtained the police report which states that Olivia Ponton, who was a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and a She's a tittaker.

That she was involved in alerting authorities that his home had been broken into in Cincinnati, and he was away Mhmm.

At a

football game in Dallas playing the cowboys. And so the police

report they're dating or she was squatting? Like

Well, here's the information from the police report. She spoke to officers at around 8:15 PM. The influencer reportedly told cops that when she pulled up to his house, she noticed a shattered bedroom window and the room ransacked. So she called her mom, who then called the police. In recording of the call obtained by TMZ, her mom told the dispatcher, Olivia's wondering what she should do, if she should be hiding or if she should be going inside.

In a separate call, Olivia reportedly added, quote, someone broke into my house. It's, like, completely messed up. The police report states that when officers arrived, she told them she's employed by the athlete and then provided a non detailed itemization of what items were possibly missing from the property. So so many conflicting things here. Once she said someone broke into my house, then she says she's employed by him, and then she knows everything that's missing in the room.

Yeah. Okay. Well yeah. Her saying someone broke into my house, actually, I don't think that that's that crazy. Like, if you're on the phone, you don't have to explain.

I'm staying at this guy's house. Like, you

just say my house. Like, it's like, I

don't actually I don't know what it is either. I'm like, it was just kind of dividing the relationship. Like, I I think that's completely fine. But saying that you're employed by him, that's where I think it's weird. And then, yes, having an itemized list of things, like, are you the housekeeper?

Are you the girlfriend? Like, both would know. And you said you were employed. Now let me tell you why this upsets me. Because it's hard to see other people living your dreams.

1. 2, but 1 of the things I actually really always liked about Joe Burrow was that he was this hotshot football player, biggest name in the draft, got this huge contract. He's still really good. And he always, he never waited until relationships, public relationships. He was always with his high school sweetheart.

And she doesn't have social media. They're notoriously private. We know very little about them. But I think we all just assumed that they were together. Enter Olivia Ponton.

Also, I think the high school sweetheart's name is Olivia as well, which is weird.

That's what I saw.

So that this makes me, like, a little sad. Like, it was you you know, you can only hold on to that innocence for so long, of course, but, like, look at Patrick Mahomes. You know? He became a big hotshot. He didn't leave his high school girlfriend.

You know? Okay. Yes. But let

me ask you a logistical question because, like, say you break up you have a big star. You're with your high school girlfriend, but, like, you break up for normal reasons, not because you're a big star. Like, you know, you didn't you weren't ruined, but, like, a lot of people break up with their high school sweetheart

Yeah.

Years into the relationship. So, like, that happens. And then, like, where else does Joe Burrow meet someone? He can't even he couldn't even meet another regular degular really if he wanted to.

No. No. For sure. And I wasn't suggesting that, like, after the high school sweetheart, he dates another regular. People with regular fetishes, I also think are a little strange.

I just wish you never broke up with the OG.

I know. But, like, people break up. They grow apart. It's really hard to grow together with your high school sweetheart.

It is. But, like, if you're now in your twenties and you're, like, you're grown. Do you know what I mean? Like, if you're breaking up now, it's because you're a celebrity. Oh, you think so?

Yeah. Not because, like, she has dreams and

hopes and she's changed. I don't think she has dreams.

She's not the girl that she used to be. No. You don't think she has dreams?

No. I think she has no hopes for her life.

Like, what if, like, he has to be in Cincinnati and, like, she had, like, dreams of living by the wall?

Columbus. Yeah. You work it out. Like, that's just any relationship. 2 different people merging lives have, like, difference different ideas for the future.

But sometimes love doesn't conquer all.

Yeah. But I'd like What if her family

what if her family didn't like him?

Well, they didn't like him in high school either, but they were able to look past it. Like, I think if you're breaking up at this point, like, it's it's questionable.

I understand. Well, I didn't know about the high school sweetheart. I just see, like, a gorgeous girl and a very successful handsome guy. Successful, handsome guy. He's 28.

Okay. And and Ponton is 22.

No. Who cares? I'm saying, you've been with your high school sweetheart. You're 28. Like, nothing's changed now.

It would have changed 4 or 5 years ago. Okay. That's fair. Thank you.

Well, I was only gonna be, like, really excite aside from the burglary, which is really terrible, and I hope they catch the people who did it A 100%. And justice is served. And I

know the boys who did it.

And we get harsher punishments for parole violators. 1000%. Barring all that, like, I really ship.

Oh, you do? I haven't I

How does the Internet Does the Internet ship?

I think everybody's in a state of panic and confusion because, like, this is seriously the craziest way for us to find out. Yeah. And then, like, her lies are they're making me giggle a little bit. Like, I wonder if she's thinking, like, police reports become public information. What's the best thing?

People think I work here. Like, I need to know why she said she was employed by him. Like, that because the only person who, seriously, would be staying at your house when you're not there that you employ, like, is a housekeeper.

Yeah. No. I need to know why she said she was employed by him. Maybe they're, like, working on a a big project or something, and now they if they weren't, they need to start 1

Yeah. Like, the pontoon Pontonborough Law Offices. Because also,

like, you don't, like, you don't wanna get the reputation that you lied to the police. Like, as for like, I don't wanna be like

so true. It's literally a crime. It's predatory.

Like a bad look.

Yeah.

So I also am holding space for the idea that, like, maybe some of the the police report wouldn't be incorrect. I don't know. That something's, like, getting lost in translation. I'm holding space.

Yeah. I'm not. I think she, like, panicked and lied. Like, she's a young girl.

Panicked about what? That she's at her boyfriend's house? No. They're, like, coming

to the police is fucking scary. Like, and you're also not at home, and, like, you're on the phone with your mom freaking out. And, like, you also have this new hot boyfriend who, like, there's drama. Like, no. I actually feel I feel the lies.

I just, like, wanna know if she came up with that 1. Like like She

didn't do anything wrong. Like, just don't lie to the police. It's just, like, a bad thing.

Scary to be, like, in like, interviewed by the police, even if you did nothing wrong. People, like, randomly lie all the time to the police because they're, like, nervous.

Okay. That's

so offensive. Yeah. But, like Have you ever, like, spoken to the police in, like, an investigatory way? No. But I have,

like, a I just had a really crazy thought.

I have, by the way. You guys know.

Oh, right. Right. Right.

It because of the car chase. The bank robbery.

The bank robbery. I had a really I just had a really crazy thought. She was the robber. The like, because now, like, maybe she wanted to, like, get the relationship more serious, have people know. Maybe he's been, like, hiding her because of the high school sweetheart, and, like, now it's out there.

She used to smell it the whole thing.

That's how she was able to tell them

what was missing. She pulled to Jesse. That's so true. I love that. And now we're talking about even if, like, it doesn't work out, like, she now is has the cloud of having dated literally the guy everyone wants to date.

Yeah. Worth it.

Yeah. And, like, you know, it's a great way to get your man serious. It's also a great way

to get your name out there, like,

this business. A relationship.

Yeah. Yeah.

Because, otherwise, like, she's staying at his house when he's away at a football game. Like, that's legit. Oh, no. That's not a booty call. There's no booty.

That's a relationship. Yeah. No. I do like it. How old is she?

22. Damn. What was I doing when I was 22? Not this.

No. Not this.

Certainly not. Well, empathy be young.

I do. I hope they catch the boys who did it, unless it was a woman.

Let her know. Olivia. She deserved it.

And, no, I don't think that she did it. This girl seems like a nice girl. I don't know her.

Yeah. No. I I don't maybe it was the other Olivia. She said, I hear there's a hooker at Joe's house. Let's go get her.

But they find that she's not home, so they just stage it as a burglary. Yeah. That's totally what happened, by the way.

There's just, like, there's a lot here.

There's a lot to unpack. Yeah. And, hopefully, we'll just continue to we'll see if she starts going to games. Like, it's over. She starts repping, like, Bengals jerseys.

Who's a Bengals fan? Nobody. Unless you're dating Joe Burrow. Like

Are you ready for our next story?

Actually, a lot of us are Bengals fans, Claudia. Oh, I must say you're back

to that Super Bowl. Detroit. No. They were in the Super Bowl a few years ago, the the year that I gave birth. Yeah.

Bengals versus, Chiefs. Laar.

Bengals versus Laar. You're right. You're right. You're right.

You have the poster, and I, like, know the tiger.

Yeah. Oh, Florida. They're really good. They're really good. Yeah.

No. I was, like, making a joke, and, like, some of these football fans, like, these Detroit Lions fans, like, I get that you have, like, a compelling story, but, like, it's football, like, kinda. Save it for someone who cares. Yeah. Like, seriously, don't even bother leaving a comment like, I don't care.

Are you ready for our next story? I know you're not. You don't give a shit, but, like, it is our journalistic duty to report this. What? Megan Fox has dumped machine gun Kelly after she found text messages from other women in his phone.

I, actually, I don't care. You're a 100% right, but I wanted to I I I wanted to make it a story so that I can say, like, not only do I not care, but I haven't cared for a really long time. And at at 1 point in my life, like, for the sake of my job, like, I was pretending to care about these 2, honestly. And I, like, actually, like, hate them. Okay.

So I'm glad you brought it up.

I think we knew that, but, for those who do care, Megan Fox, who is pregnant, by the way, is done with Machine Gun Kelly after this would not be a story, but on the toast if she

if she wasn't pregnant.

I know. And, like, what done every other day, but she's now done with him again after discovering he was talking to other women behind her back, a source exclusively tells page 6. When they went away for the Thanksgiving holiday, she becomes she became suspicious and decided to go through his phone. She found text messages involving other women and decided she was done.

I just and I know this happens, like, not in Hollywood, but I feel like it happens in Hollywood a lot, like, the breaking up of families, like, for no fucking reason. Like, Moshema Kelly, like, you're a piece of shit philanderer. That's fine. What are you doing getting girls pregnant? Like, stop.

No.

But, like, why can't you just stop texting bitches? Like, you're dating Megan Fox. Like, I think, like

By the way, some people can't. That's fine. But, like, know thyself. Don't get your girlfriend pregnant and, like, let her think you're about to start a family. And now the baby comes from a broken home before it's even born.

Yeah. No. But I just, like, don't understand why, like, Megan Fox is just not enough woman for you.

Yeah. Well, this is, like, the same thing with the Barry Keelan and Serena Carpenter thing. Like, if the only small very supple silver lining here is, like, if you're watching this and you've ever been cheated on, like, even Megan Fox gets cheated on. Like, it's not a you thing, and you can feel proud. Like, you're actually a part of an elite group.

Yeah. No. But not even that. Like, what's just with these men like, she's so obviously so beautiful, but she's also, like, very dynamic, and they obviously reconnected. Like, what's fucking missing that you need

to go texting random girls? Like, I just don't understand why that's not enough for you. Like, what's something is missing within you. 1000%, and, like, it's actually a mental illness when these guys are, like, I just can't commit. Like, I just can't monogamy.

And they can't stop you. Busy are you?

Don't you have a job? How many people can you fuck in 1 day?

It it's just, like, it's so empty. There's nothing there. Like, texting girls or, like, meeting up with girls for, like, a hookup, like, there's nothing there. Why can't you stop that?

I don't understand. Yeah. What's missing in your life? What are you running from? And what do

you get you know, you don't gain anything from something like that.

No. Not at all. You lose a family. You lose. You have everything to lose, stupid idiot.

Stupid idiot. Like, seriously, I know this happens, like, with regular people too, but, like, seeing it happen to celebrities, it's like, how dumb are you?

Yeah. I'm really rooting for her, and she's so strong. Like, I don't know her, but she just seems like a strong person, strong in herself. And whatever she like, if she goes this alone, she'll be okay. If she's with him, she'll they'll figure it out.

But, like, I it's like I I feel like I don't worry about her.

You know what I mean? She's tough. She's tough. She's tough. But that doesn't mean, like, she should have to go through hard things because you're tough.

Do you know what I mean? No. A 100%. And her X man bag is still going strong, right, with, Sharna?

With Sharna?

Sharna Burge. Yeah. That's nice for them because I feel like they were, like, the losing team for a while.

Yeah. Yeah.

Like, the 2 loser exes. Baby, did you see that TJ Holmes and Amy Robach's exes are dating? No. They just did their red red carpet debut.

Oh, wow. Yeah.

I saw that happen over the weekend, and I was like, did I know this? I didn't know if I knew that their exes.

I feel like we knew this because and we talked about it because we were saying how, like, if a equals b and b equals c and c equals d, then a equals c.

Transitive property, if you liked Amy Rhoback, you should like who Amy Rhoback liked.

Right. If you like someone who likes Amy Rhoback, then you should like someone who likes Amy Rhoback. Yeah.

Yeah. They attended an event together. They looked, like, happy. It's 1 of my favorite things. It's very Shania Twain when her husband

Shania Twain.

When her husband left her for her best friend, she ended up marrying, and she's still married to her husband her ex best friend's husband ex husband, her current husband.

Yeah.

Yeah. I love that. Wife swap. It's like, you know what? No harm, no foul.

Like, let's just call it even.

Yeah. And, like, thanks for, you know, the matchmaking. Yeah. Yeah. It's a great way to meet people is to, like, look at your ex partner's new partner's ex.

Yeah. I think a lot of the times when there's infidelity, 1 of the people in the infidelity, like, isn't married. That's, like, what makes it hard. Yeah. It's like they don't they're they're not leaving anyone behind for you.

Oh, I hate when that happens.

You know?

So a porch. But when it does work out, Shania Twain, Amy Robach, like, I love it.

Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Also makes it easy on kids. Right?

Yes. How?

Because then there's not all these, like, I guess, because they're, like, step siblings with each other. They're going into

the same homes, like, it's just like know each other before.

I guess. Maybe maybe not.

I don't know. It's actually the same exact thing for the kids. It's a new new daddy and a new house you

can spend time in. Except you would only have to worry about, like, 1 blended family, not 1 on each side.

Oh, that's true. It's actually like a beautiful polygamist family.

That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Next, Time Magazine, while we wait for person of the year, they have announced their athlete of the year, and it is Caitlin Clark. The WNBA star has been announced as Time Magazine's 20 24 Athlete of the Year on Tuesday with a flashy photo shoot to accompany the article that has fans suggesting she branch out in her career.

She's showing abs. She's giving quotes. She's, you know, she's balling as they say.

I guess this makes sense why yesterday we were saying Simone Biles should have been on the short list for time person of the year. I guess there's a separate list for athletes, and Simone would have been considered for this 1.

0, okay. That's fair. But then Caitlin Clark also could have been considered for person. Like, will there ever be an athlete who's a big enough athlete that they could be on the person list?

Yes. 1000%. And Symone Biles could have. I think Caitlin Clark is a little too national. Time Magazine's person of the year is, like, a global thing.

Like, could and between the Olympics, like, as an athlete, that's kind of, like, the only global stage, I think, for unless you're, like, World Cup kind of. Yeah. So I actually don't think Caitlin Clark would have even been on the shortlist for Time person of the year. I just I think it's, like, too American. Yes.

However, I think could have. I think this is a fantastic choice. And even knowing that, like, Symone, if she was on the shortlist, she also would have been really good choice. However, she's a good choice most years, and this was really Caitlyn Clark's year. Like, she changed sports, the shoes, the girls, the hoops,

like also, like, acted the entire time with such grace, like a true role model for young women. Mhmm. I think that, there's been a lot of things thrown at her. People, like, love to come at her for different things, and they love to say, like, the WMA is having a moment not only because of Caitlin Clark. It's like, okay.

Keep telling yourself that. But let's

try Do you see those videos of her, like, getting, like, beat up on the court? Like, the way that other players treat her?

There are a lot of politics in within the the league when it comes to Caitlin Clark. And, yes, she has, like, a couple of rivals within the league who are, like, haters of hers and who end up, like, you know, fowling and things like that. A lot of people like to pit her and Angel Reese against each other, but they're actually, like, they Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark because they're like the same grade, kind of. They graduated from the NCAA together, even though I think they're different ages. They have, like, a mutual respect for 1 of them.

There there are other there are players that do not like Caitlin Clark and the attention that she gets. And I don't think that they like that. Like, the league is like Caitlin's league. Angel Angel Reese isn't 1 of them. I feel like she gets a bad rap when it comes to Caitlyn Clark, and I actually think that, like, her the 2 of them are, like, formidable opponents who really respect 1 another.

Yes. Also, in this interview, she talks about Angel Reese briefly and, like, was super nice and that they have a good relationship.

Yeah. I think, like, I think the Angel Reese stuff is, like, a lot of media, like, pitting 2 successful women against 1 another. Because in any other time, like, Angel Reese was that bitch, like LSU, and she would have been the 1 we were all talking about. But it's kind of like, you know what's that movie? Secretariat.

And what was the other horse?

Oh. With an s. We have to we have to figure it out. Hold on.

Like, the year Secretariat won the Triple Crown, like, obviously, Secretariat was like this out of world, like, this is the most insane horse you ever met. But his, like, rival during that time during this trip. Sham. Sham was his rival who was

all like, it He had any other time.

Lost every race, but was 1 of the most extraordinary horses. Like, 2 things can be true. Angel Reese is Sham. Like, so if it were any other year, Sham and Angel Reese would be, like, you know, there would have been Sam's year. It would have been Angel's year.

So I think that, like, naturally, they pit the the 2, and they played each other a lot in college, and now they play each other a lot in the NCAA. But I think it's all good. I think a lot of excuse me. I think a lot of it is, like and I just wanna say, like, I don't think the WNBA needs a different name, like the NBA. There's not the MNBA.

Interesting. So you think it should be called the NBA?

Yeah. Which game did you watch? Oh, I watched the women's game. Like, I don't know why it needs a special name. Like, we're, like, so special.

Do you know what I mean?

It's NBA. That's actually, like, a really radical take. Like, are you gonna be in

your receiver next? Oh, yeah. Fine. Like, I I actually don't like that's how I also felt, like, when I used to shop plus size. Like, how we had to have, like, a special name and a special section.

Like, just put it with the clothes. Like, I just wanna be with everyone else.

Well, that is weird. Just put it like, because also, you'll be shopping for something, and it goes up to, like, 1 x, and you're like, oh, they don't have my size. But then, like, over yonder, the same shirt in a 2 x. Yeah. That's just, like, not It's illogical.

Good logistical maneuvering.

Yeah. Maybe I'm a radical feminist. I think it should be called the NBA. Like

I can't tell if that's, like, super radically feminist or, like

No. I actually don't think it is. I I'm such a simple person. Like, I hate when, like, you're this is my philosophy when it comes, like, being a woman or being anything. Like, I hate to feel like a handout.

Do you know what I mean? And getting a special league name, like, we're doing the same thing. It's the national we're playing basketball nationally. Like Well, do

you think there should just be 1 league for men and women, the best of the best?

I actually think that, like, if there was I I don't, by the way, because I don't think, like, men should be shoving women on the court. No. But I think that I think that, like because I often think about that when people talk about Serena Williams, like, the greatest she is the greatest female athlete of all time. And I think that she has said I I think I forget who it was. If she played against Roger Federer or something, like, she lost.

Even though you would think, like, she's actually better, like, in her own league than she is at Roger Federer. So they're so different. You know? And that's a conversation, you know, men and women's sports. Like, I'm so not going there.

So thank you for asking that question.

Oh, okay.

Are you there? So all is that to say, I think it should be called the NBA. Okay. I'm older. Like, trying to get me to, like, be, like, a radical like, get what are you trying to say?

Somebody Get out of here. Get out of here.

Are you ready for our next story?

Number 4. Original story.

Caitlin Clark is time person of the year. I think we set everything that could be set. Time athlete of the year.

I just wanna say, I I don't really like I even gave my take. I love this. I don't know who else it could have been. Like Simone. Yes.

Yes. If that it yeah. I guess it would have

been Jason. Oh,

actually, those are all really good ones. If they could have done Travis and Jason together, that would have been cute too. That would've been cute.

I wonder if they released the shortlist

for this. Terms of, like, actual, like, making change, that's Caitlyn. So not too. But, like, Travis and Jason brought joy and entertainment, but I don't think they, like, enacted change. You know?

Her NBA I mean, her Nike contract being, like, the biggest for a female athlete, like, it's huge. She's raising the bar for female athletes everywhere. I I and I think, like, I just love her too. Like, as a person, I think she's a great role model. Every time I hear her in an interview, she's always saying the right thing, not because she thinks that it's the right thing to say, but because I think that's, like, how she was raised.

No.

And I also feel like I obviously don't watch the WNBA or even the NBA. So, again, like, you can't yell at me. Like, none of this is really for me, and yet I can even sit here and say, like, it was her year. She was everywhere. She dominated.

I don't have to participate in it to feel

the effect of Caitlyn. Exactly. That's how you know somebody really transcended there.

Yeah. That's, like, when they're like, well, you didn't see the movie. Well, if the movie was that great, it would have made its way to my television.

1000 percent. Like Wicked. Yeah. Wicked is

the perfect example. Wicked is the perfect example. Got me to the movie theater for the first time, I think, in 5 years.

It got me to the movie theater for the first time in 1 year since the eras tour hit theaters.

Right. So I'll say that. Are you ready for our next story?

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Our next story, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been offered a jaw dropping amount to appear on screen together again. So Danny Rosner, who is a director, he has raised about $6,000,000 from his backers, which he hopes would be enough to entice enemies, Brad and Angelina, to bury the hatchet and do a movie together. So he is sharing the details. This is his this is his big dream. However, it must be his dream.

This is never fucking happening, by the way.

They have been warring over custody over their kids, money in the future of their wine business for ages.

This is, like, really weird of what's his name? Danny Rosner. It's giving some of the biggest loseriest energy I've ever seen in my life. Like, why would you want either of them to go through that? Like, first of all, they have unlimited money, $6,000,000.

Why don't you take your pennies elsewhere, sir?

D is what he's raised. So here's what he said. He also has the movie ready. He describes the film he wants Brad and Angelina to star in as his passion project of over 20 years. It's a love story set at the Hotel Martinez in Cannes, France during World War 2 based on the real life owner.

Pitt would play Emmanuel Martinez, the hotel owner, and Angelina would play his alluring mistress and muse, Emma Desgardes. The script means they perform intimately together as Rosner admits there's a love scene. It's a torrid 1 too. He's a freak. He's he's not worked out and even split for the exes because, actually, his feet is a little bit more than hers.

She would not that's I wouldn't start with that, Danny. No. That is not the way to do it. However These are

2 people who don't necessarily need money, but divorces are notoriously expensive. You know, they're fighting over their over their chateau in France. Like, I actually think they both could really use $30,000,000.

No. And, also, it's like they have children together. So they have like, they could come together, make a quick 40 mil, give it to the kids, and and you they always tell us it's just acting. It doesn't matter that I'm kissing someone that's not

my daughter. Tell us that.

It's just we don't even feel anything. So

The thing is is I think they both look at it. Like, they we're so beyond. It's not just a divorce. Like, she has accused him of abuse. He has accused like, they fucking it's beyond.

There's no way this is happening. Although, it does beg the question, like, how much money would it take? Now if this were regular people, you know, with regular problems and regular bills, like, obviously, sure. I do it for $10. But people who seemingly donate it to Mark Schoenwerter.

Right. People who seemingly have everything.

Right. They could also take the h do it

and donate it to charity. Yeah. You know she loves UNICEF. Like, how how much would it take? And because this is 20 mil before you know, you you get a deal.

You get a back end deal. You get, like, 3 pennies every time the movie sells a ticket. Like Mhmm. So it's not just 20. It's 20 and then some, some back end royalties.

Yes. So his fee is about 20 to 25,000,000. Hers is in the $15,000,000 range. And then if you even they would he said we're prepared to go 50% above that. So he would make as much as 37,000,000.

She, 22,000,000. So that's over $50,000,000 for charity, for your kids. The if they didn't have kids, I would say, but what is this? Like, 3 months out of your life, bury the hatchet, do the thing that you guys always used to do that, you know, maybe they'll fall in love for a couple 50 mil. But then it also begs the question, to what end is he doing this?

Do the American people really want to see these 2 together? Like, are we all gonna go to the theaters and make this movie worth it?

I'm not dying to see these 2 back together, like, in a a romantic or even a movie sense. However, if they did a film together with, you know, intimate scenes, like, my curious ass would be getting a ticket.

Like You think that, like, people would come out in droves for this to justify the big salaries? I do. I think they have to make, like, probably a $100,000,000 to justify the budget.

I think they both have that sort of box office power together for sure, and then all the context around what's going on between them in real life For sure. Now tell me about the book. Are either 1 of it's, what were you are they Jewish?

It's a true story. It's not a book, but it's a person. So Emmanuel Martinez is in his muse, Emma Dugard. It didn't mention Judaism. But wait.

They, it's an American couple who rent a hotel room in coastal France to save their marriage. No. I'm sorry. That's her other movie, By the Sea. Okay.

Similar. I'm,

like, thinking about your marriage

in the middle of a war? I don't know if that's gonna help. Read the ruse. Yeah. Like, girl, you'll be fine.

I let me I'll do a quick Google Play on these people, but, honestly, I just wanna say I didn't like, I was thinking, like, it would probably be something more closer to, like, mister and missus Smith, like, a modern day, like Right. Sexy movie, but this actually sounds good.

Well, mister and missus Smith would be great because for the first half of the movie, they hate each other, so they wouldn't even have to act. Right. It would be the second half where they, like, fall back in love that makes it that's such a good movie. Also, knowing, like, at the time how important of a role that played, they were both well, he was married. Yeah.

They were not together at the time, but that's where they fell in love. Like, you can actually it's such a good movie. You can see them falling in love, like, on screen because neither 1 of them are that good of an actor. Right. So it's so crazy that he makes $25,000,000 a movie.

I don't know if I knew that.

That's, yeah, on the high end, but he probably, like, takes less for, like, other movies that are maybe, like, narcissistic or he gets he's a director or a producer, whatever. This is just, like, a fee to say my lines and take your pants off.

Show up. Yeah. Right. Right. Unzip.

However, ultimately, 1 this guy, his movie credits, like, aren't that amazing, so I I just don't think he's, like,

He sounds it's actually like a freak.

Nutty? It's not Steven Spielberg calling, so I think they're not even picking up the call. And, also, then at the bottom of the article, it's, like, talking about everything that's gone on last year. Think about how much the kids hate him. Like, this is not happening.

They changed their last name. The plane. Yeah. The emergency landing. Like, this is never happening.

However, like, $50,000,000 for your future and or charity of your choice, it's something to think about.

This guy just, like, seems to have a hard on, like like, this fantasy about these 2, and it's, like, weird. I never even thought that I wanted or needed to see these 2 back on screen together.

Yeah. And I also think the worst part of this is it could, like, drop and, like, weird. Flop. Like, nobody is

Drop a flop.

I don't know how much people love them separately and together. Like, do people care? I don't think so.

I think when it comes to box office, like, star Brad Pitt still draws people in. Like, every movie he does is success. I, actually, I didn't know that Angelina just did a new movie. I thought she was retired from

acting, so I think

that says She played Maria Callas. I think that says all that says about, like, her box office power. Yeah. Yeah.

So TBD and, also, like, if I wanna see this movie because, like, I like a historical film World War 2 romance. Yeah. It would be distracting. I'd just be thinking about how much these people hate each other. No?

Of course. No. You truly cannot suspend disbelief. It was kind of like the kissing booth 2, honestly.

Yeah. It would be better if it was, like, an enemies to lovers.

That's what I was thinking, like mister and missus Smith.

Yeah. Okay. Think about it. Think about it. Are you ready for our 5th and final story?

Yeah. A little production news because if we don't let you know who else has been added to the lineup of Dick Clark's Rock and New Year's Eve, no one's got 1 too.

I thought it was gonna be the Harry Potter HBO Max series.

That's another 1. And then also the cast of Annie Live and, the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

And any live production, obviously.

Live production. We're gonna any award show, we're gonna let you know who's hosting and performing. But these are the names that have been added to Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve, Alanis Morissette, Renee Rapp, Blake Shelton, and t n TLC. So

Oh, better. Like, before, it sounded like a big loser fest with 1 big headliner, Carrie Underwood. The 4 of these are recognizable names from all different genres and generations, so it's better. It sounds more promising.

I'm glad to see you're excited. They'll also like, Alanis and Renee will be on the West Coast, Blake Shelton will be live from Las Vegas, and TLC will be in Times Square. Like, for me, it's about what's going on in Times Square. The others the remote satellite, you could have filmed that 5 years ago.

They do.

Right. So that just doesn't give the right energy.

I am so glad you brought up Renee Renee Rapp because I don't know if you know. Like, a lot of people have been talking about Renee Rapp because the new season of Sex Lives of College Girls came out. And, like, they're you're they're actively they're I think only maybe I only saw the first episode so far, but I think there's 2 or 3.

Oh, okay.

They're actively writing her out of the script. She's, like, thinking about transferring. You see how she ends up leaving. I don't know what ends up happening, but it reminded me that, like Hold on. She decided to what?

I have to

put on my contemplate, and I started my note. Oh. I was just looking for a pen and paper. Sex Lives.

S l o c j. I got it. So it started this conversation because when she decided to leave the show, like, obviously, everyone was devastated, but she was having this moment, this pop girl star moment. And it does feel like that moment, kinda, came and went. And she definitely was eclipsed by, like, a lot of the pop girlies who took over this year, like Chap and Sabrine.

And I think a lot of people are now giving it's, kinda, like the Rejae Jean Paul. Now, she's obviously not like Rejae Jean level, but she didn't

Gracie Taylor. Drums. No. No. But of the of the new girls.

The new girls. Like, there's really an environment that's right for them right now. Tate. Tate. And, like, she's not there.

I don't think I know. And I think when she left the show, it was, like, clear that she was gonna be there. So she was happy to leave the show behind. Now there's 2 ways that it can go, right, when you leave a show, the Ray Jazan and the Olivia Rodrigo. Olivia Rodrigo never should have been on that show.

She did the 2nd season as actually a charity. And after that, High School Musical, The Musical, the Series, like, it was silly. She never should've been there. So it can go 1 of 2 ways. And I feel like the Renee way is, like, going reget.

But let me just say, Olivia Rodrigo And

she's not even the best character on that show.

Olivia Rodrigo, Pauline Chalamet, my girl. Just because she's dating.

You mean you mean Dana Holzberg. Yeah.

Olivia Rodrigo is not a fair comparison because High School Musical, the musical of the series, like, no 1 was really watching or living for, and when she left it, like, no nobody cared because it wasn't, like but, like, bridgerton was the biggest show. Sex Life and Colors Show is so big. So to leave that to think you're gonna do something bigger, it's, like, it's a tall task. To leave High School Musical, we're, like, great. Yeah.

Yeah. When?

So so is there an example you think of somebody leaving, like, a big timey show and it paying off?

Definitely, I would have to think. Okay. I can't I can't think right now.

Sound off in the comments because I would love to know, like, if it has ever worked out for anybody.

For sure. It has.

And I thought I thought with Renee Rapp, like, well, I was sad for myself because I love her, and I love that show. I was like, you know what? It probably won't affect her career. She was so clearly, like, on this trajectory.

Yeah.

And I don't know if it what what what affected it the most, but I think it was just the rise of other pop girlies that sidetracked her a little bit, and it didn't turn out the way I thought it was going to. I don't I'm sure the way she thought.

As someone who's, like, on the other side of, like, the pond, like, she'd never crossed over into mainstream, like, to where I reside. Like, chapel, like, has Yep. All of them. Like, they are both Internet and Gen z

and they're still on the journey there. Yeah. But Renee never left the Internet island.

No. I don't I don't come across like, I don't know her songs. They don't get, like, they just never made it to, like, you know, Grannyville, which is where Yep. That's where scale is.

That's how you know you made it when you've hit Grannyville Supermarket Publix Yeah. Radio.

Under like, can't go somewhere without hearing your bops. So not to say, like, I think she's really talented. When I do see her perform, I'm like, wow. This is amazing, but, like, I don't know why. And there's so many artists that, like, I love that haven't made it to Grannyville, and that hurts for me.

Like, I feel like Of course. Like, Mimi Webb. Like, I'm waiting for I'm bringing her. I'm showing her to my granny friends. But she's still for 1 woman.

I think while she hasn't hit grannyville, she's hit Granville in the UK. She's also not American, so you have to remember that when you're thinking of it from your own American POV.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, I feel like Little Mix never really hit grannyville.

Well, they were cut off at the legs before they could start because they decided to break up for some unbeknownst reason.

Yeah. So but and do you think there's anyone who didn't leave the show, like, you know, probably had this intellectual moment, either should've or, like, was able to do both while not leaving

the show but also grow? Yes. I think it's possible. Like, I don't think you'll ever really regret staying on something big even if you you can do other things too. Like, I think you just work hard, and I think that it's possible to to slay it both.

Yeah. I think that's the move. Yeah.

So Dick Clark's rocking New Year's Eve. We're probably gonna be together watching. I think that's gonna be, like, a

we actually have take a major nap in the middle of the day. I don't know if I can wait up

till midnight. Thinking, like, when can I call it and, like, stop waiting up till midnight? Even on my birthday this year, it was the election, so I was watching the election. But, like, at a certain point, I'd like to go to sleep.

I agree. Let's dive into The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap. Last night was a really boring episode. I thought

the week before was more boring that we didn't recap the

rest of it. Okay. Because I thought, like, they were at least, like, being, like, like, cute and funny and pretty and, like, playing those games, which I actually thought was funny. This 1, they just, like, went from meal to boat to meal to like, there was nothing. Like and I'm sorry because I feel like I'm so rider diver, and, like, I always choose to see the best.

But weenie of the week was Garcelle submitting herself in the Kyle and Doreen conversation being like, I agree. Okay. Nobody asked. Like, last answer to your question. Like, 30 follow-up questions.

You agree with what? And then, like, Garcelle, like, couldn't really explain herself. She was like, oh, okay. Thanks. Like, it was so not the time.

Duh.

You do. You don't like me, and you thought my robbery was staged. Like

Yeah. No. And, like, we're objection, relevance. We're literally not talking to you. Like, she's so obsessed with Dorit.

She's, like, a little bit dog with a bone. And I think maybe when she's obsessed with somebody that I dislike, I ride for Garcelle, but, like, it's punching down at this point with Dorit. Like, everyone's coming for her. She's going through a lot, and, like, you're just randomly, like, low. We wanna get to know Bo's.

Like, okay.

She just, like, she piles on, and she has, like, no the other way that even when they fight, like, they have tender moments too. Like, even when she finally reconciles with Kyle, it's, like, there's love there, but between Garcelle and Dorit, there is none of that. It's just actually, like, a hatred that mostly Garcelle has for Dorit, and so in turn, Dorit's like, oh, okay. I don't like you either because you treat me so terribly. And so it's just like it's it's not a productive call out.

Whereas Ever. The other women, it's like, okay. I'm gonna tell you what you did that hurt me so that we can move forward. But for Garcelle, it's just to, like, make Dorit look bad. And I also feel like she had said early on in this season, like, is Dorit making everything look so perfect?

Like, we would never know. The last 3 years, Dorit has been telling us, like, she's not okay. Like, even that last season where she had that Pretty Woman Day with PK, it was, like, really terrible.

Oh, I saw that.

She was so stressed out. Even the way that she looks, she doesn't look like herself. Like, they're literally fighting over dinner. She's literally telling she sat down with Kyle and said, my relationship is on the rocks. And I feel like at the time, everyone's like, oh, Dorete's making it about her.

Drama job. Cut to a year later, they're separated, and it's like, she pretended everything was perfect. It was like, no. She was literally telling us she's not okay.

No. And Kyle's, like, demanding grace from everyone for what she's going through. Meanwhile, like, you see and while I I have sympathy because I think that, like, she doesn't want the marriage to end, like, her and Mo are, like, really copacetic, and, like, they're getting along really well. Jaree and PK aren't even talking now. Like, and and their kids are not grown.

Kyle's kids are are grown. Doreen has these little kids. It's, like, so it's, like, clearly bad. And everybody's, like, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. When Doreen's going through the same thing, and and it appears to be, like, much harder.

A 100%. I think the fact that the kids are grown, like, makes the biggest difference. Like, when Kyle was sitting alone in her house, it's like, yes. That would be a lonely, quiet life.

But at least it's not like your kids fucking crying. No.

It's not like hard in the trenches, like and also Kyle has multiple businesses. She's a very wealthy woman. Like, Doreen has the show, and and she does well for herself, but, like, she probably if PK wouldn't let her stay in the house, she would have to move. Like, her whole life will change. It's so destabilizing, and, like, the I don't even and Kyle's now a year out.

Doreek is a Doreek is a week out. Like, I think where Kyle was a week out is different than where she is. Where Doreek will be in a year is even different. So, like, I feel like right now, Doreek needs grace and tenderness, and I I don't know why she decided to, like, kinda slay all the dragons all at once. Like, woke up today, and then I was calling out Kyle for years of mean behavior and PKN, but she's taking on a lot.

She just, like when she was walking onto the boat, I was like, I think she's gonna fall asleep. Like, she looks just tired.

Can we talk about something? How the literally, the entire episode, the thread was, like, what actually did Dorit say about Teddy? And Dorit was telling the truth the entire time. She did say, we're not close, but I consider her a friend, but not a close friend. That's exactly what she said, and then she repeated it twice.

And Erica was like, I don't think that's what you said. And that was pissing me off because Erica's been a really good friend. She's not malicious. She obviously is misremembering.

Right. And it's just annoying because she was wrong. Like, if she had been right and she's if if Dorit hadn't said that and then Dorit Erica, like, remembered correctly, it would have been like, okay. Well, we are you know, we need his start we need accuracy here, whatever. But the fact that they were all wrong and made Dorit look so good, they kept replaying it how she said that.

And I also editors

are not on team Kyle. Do you feel that way too? They keep, like, like, cutting to old scenes from old, seasons, making her look bad. Yeah. Just giving us examples of the things that Dorit is talking

about that without examples, I'd be like, oh, Dorit, you're overreacting. But it's true. In the confessionals and how much what happens live, the women are snarky. Even in this trip, Kyle's like, the boat's gonna run away. It's Gilligan's Island.

Don't keep me with these people. And it's like, you're literally saying you hate your friends and you don't wanna be with them. Like, everyone is talking nasally and snarkly about each other the whole time, but when Dorit does it, it's I'm not speaking to you for 6 months even though you're my best friend

in the group. And I actually appreciated Sutton, who clearly has, like, an issue with Dorit and, like, likes Kyle more. I appreciate her being honest. I mean, listen. Like, Kyle, you do do that.

Like, you have this, like, thing where you just ice people out. You're over them, and then 6 months later, you're, like, ready to talk to them again. And you do need to work on that. And I appreciate that she said that to her privately and publicly in front of Dorit because that was, like, kind of a bad look for Kyle. Yeah.

Kyle's just, like, not doing it for me. No. And she's, like, really coming off poorly.

Yeah. Yeah. I just feel like Dorit is, like, needs support. She doesn't and I don't know. I just and I also recognize that Kyle's going through stuff, but just compared to Dorit, like, Dorit just feels insurmountable at the moment.

The argument in the bus was weird, and Sutton was pissing me off. Like, why are you trying to cause a thing between Erica and Dorit? Like, Erica is literally the only person Dorit has. Like, can you fuck off?

Well, Sutton and Marcel, like, really always wind up back here where it's like you guys have different roles for each other than you do for the rest of the group and, like, I if you're gonna talk poorly about each other, like, do it like you would with all of us. I just wish that Dorit, like, did more listening in that moment to realize she wasn't in trouble, no 1 was coming for her, they were actually talking about Erica. And also, like, even Garcelle saying, you said you're not close with Temi, but you reposted. By the way and I wish Doreen had answered, like, a little better to be like, that was a cool moment, and I'm reposting Yeah. Of course.

By the way. A million things all day long.

No. And her, like, saying I wanted to support the concert, like, Kyle was right. Like, John Melon Kemp

doesn't want to be upset. Comment, though, that Kyle made is the exact type of snarky comment that she would get mad about. He's a hall of fame rock and roll star. He doesn't need to read Kemsley's Instagram.

But I felt like if she had just been honest, which was clearly like, oh, yeah. And and she has maintained this entire time. I'm friends with Teddy. She I'm not close with her. I'm friends with her.

I'm friends enough to go to a concert. She just said, like, no. That was sick. I got pulled on stage by John Mellencamp. Why the fuck wouldn't I reshare that?

Like, it it so was not a thing. I didn't think it made her look hypocritical at all to say I'm not really that close with Teddy, and then 2 days later post a video with Teddy. I didn't think it was weird at all. The only weird thing that made it weird was, like, her explanation not being, like, a 100% honest.

Yeah. Promoting the concert, like, where as opposed to just being, like, oh, that was a cool

thing, though.

She's so funny.

Like that, though. Yes. She is. I had to promote John Milliken's concert. Like like, I'm sorry.

She's funny.

She is. And I wish we could have seen like, was there a link or any was she actually, like, promoting, like, hey. Get tickets?

I thought maybe he was posting a charity event. If if she was that was the only way that would have made it. Like, yeah, I wanted to help promote is if they were raising money philanthropically.

I need to see the whole side. If there was, like, a call to action, then she's telling the truth as opposed to just being,

oh, there

was a cool moment, and I wanted to share it. Like, we repost stuff all day long. Yeah. Why that would be, like, weird if she intentionally didn't repost it because we're not close enough to repost?

Yeah. Yeah.

So everyone needs to back off. I'm, like, so riding for Dorit, and I love I love Erica, and I love that she's, like, being there for Dorit. I need her to come off the fence, like, a little bit more over to Dorit, but I understand she's just being

But I actually feel like for someone who's playing the middle between Doreen and Kyle, she's definitely leaning more Doreen.

Savoring Doreen. Yes. And I

think that just might be because, 1, Erica's, like, very logical. And right now, like, logic is on Doreen's side, but, also, I think she has a lot of sympathy for Dorit because they're in similar situations. Like, they were like, when she left everything that Erica has now, bags, clothes, house, she pays for herself. Like, she's completely self sufficient. She left that life behind, and Dorit would be the same.

Yeah. So I think they look at Kyle being like, listen. You're a little bit in ivory tower over here. No prenup. You built the business together.

You've been married since 1994. You're gonna be completely fine. Yeah. Also, I saw TikTok. Speaking of Jennifer Tilly, she makes $10,000,000 a year from the Simpsons.

Very nice.

And she has since she's been divorced. I don't

That would, like, in the seventies.

That would be, like, $100,000,000. Yeah.

Wow. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Just fun fact.

Thank you for that. Fact, she has yet to prove herself?

Yep. It's just a TikTok. It was looked AI generated, so just take everything I say with a grain of salt, but I thought that was it sounded right. Didn't sound like obscenely high, but for the biggest show, it'd have a little chunk, 10,000,000? Yeah?

Yeah.

And it's 1 of those shows that's, like, before streaming. Like, it's OG syndicated. Like No.

It's, like, the biggest show. Probably, like, the most competitive show of all time. Yeah.

Yeah. Besides, like, maybe Seinfeld.

But Seinfeld was a handful of seasons.

It's still on. It's still on. It's so true.

Old and new episodes.

So crazy.

So crazy.

I feel like that's a good time to wrap up because I have to poop. So Okay. Thank you so much for listening. Like, sorry. I don't really have the time and space, like, to be prima popper.

Oh, but, you know, there's a beautiful way to

say that now. I have to make a par g loaf.

Listen to the good guys tomorrow because that will be explained.

For explanation.

I I told that story.

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