Transcript of Top 10 People To Wear Red Shirts | Postgame Show New

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Greg, how do you think I look in this shirt? That's good, right?

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Yeah, it's, it's really becoming.

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I think so. It's, it, it's, it became. Did it? I think we're past the becoming. I think, I think it became.

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Careful where you wear those colors.

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I think I hate the shirt, man. Let's bring—

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thank you for your courage. I mean, you look bad and you need friends to tell you you look bad. That's a weird-ass shirt. No brands on it. There is not even a pocket to break it up. It's a psychotic shirt, Zach.

00:00:28

The world's most generic shirt.

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This is a great shirt. No, it's a red shirt. Like, you can maybe rock the plain shirt with no pocket, no design, no branding if it's white or black or maybe even gray. Hell, navy blue. But red?

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My whole shtick—

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You might as well be wearing a purple or an orange shirt or a green shirt.

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My whole shtick here flies here. This is black hat, Zaslo Show 2.0 hat, red shirt. Those are my show colors.

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You're not the White Stripes?

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How dare you?

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You got a red ball cap that goes with that?

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Uh, I have. I'm getting choked up now.

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I have one too.

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He da Panthers cap.

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I'm sure you got it.

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It's a third stripe. Jack, Meg, John.

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Could be maroon.

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What a different band.

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I have some red Zazzlo Show 2.0 hats and, you know, it's—

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Difficult to wear them these days. The lost White Stripes bassist.

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He's—

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you guys are making me sad. Let's bring aboard Juju. Juju, what do you make of my red shirt here? I look good. This is a good look on me.

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Yes sir, man. My boy look handsome, man. They just hate you because they ain't you, brother. That's all that's going on. You're looking great, man. Somebody who would dedicate time to even think about your red shirt is pretty whack, man. But on a totally unrelated note, I have a 10 people who wore red shirts in the history of the world list right now coming at you.

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Nice.

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That I could think of.

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Any OLI?

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No OLI, we going straight to the number 10. Number 10, my brother Jason from Power Rangers. Ah, look at him. Hey man, you might look a little like my boy. Salute. There you go. Number 9, Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Last Action Hero.

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Yeah, but he broke up the red shirt with a sick brown jacket.

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Yeah, suede it looks like. Yeah, you're right. We gotta get that brother a brown jacket. Uh, number 8, Ken from Street Fighter.

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Oh wow, Mike, you're gonna see the new Street Fighter movie? Looks fun.

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Of course. Yeah, I'll wear white, you wear red.

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Number 7, Mr. Incredible. I don't know, bro, the resemblance is kind of uncanny. It might be a little canny, but it's pretty uncanny. Number 6, Tiger Woods. Wow, only number 6?

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What a list.

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I mean, he had a lot of stuff going on. He had to bump down the list. Yeah, good point. And he only wore that shirt on Sundays too, so on Wednesday you catch my boy slipping. Number 5, Bitch, sis, I don't know if this is a shirt or not. Jessica Rabbit. Oh yeah, oh yeah, talk to me, baby. Had them boys going crazy, man. They know what to do with they self. Is this a cartoon or what?

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I had an idea.

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I'm sweating. Number 4, Macaulay Culkin. Look at my boy. He was— go back to that picture right there.

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Jeez, look at his— that face.

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Look at my boy. Come on, man, close your mouth, bitch, bro.

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Barking like Drake.

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Number 4. Exactly.

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I would buy Jessica Rabbit's mom a house.

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Hey, touche. As long as we got a little stuff to leftover, you dig it? Number 4, Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone. Wet Bandits can kiss his ass, man. Come on, man, out of here. And on Home Alone 2, took over New York on them folks. Number 3, The legend, Super Mario, man.

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Come on, man, what a top 10 list for Bob Hoskins.

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Seriously, right? Multiple appearances in this movie. This movie had, uh, my boy in it as well.

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Yeah, Summer of John Leguizamo.

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Yeah, yeah, come on.

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Neither of these guys Italian.

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Number 3— I mean, no, I just said number 3. Number 2. My brother and yours, Spider-Man. Come on, man. I thought that was clavicular.

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Hey, is that the white stripes?

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Bit player, man. Salute to Tom. And the number one person to ever don a red shirt. Come on, man. MJ. Michael Jordan. There you go.

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How about that? That's a good list right there. Excellent job, Juju. Uh, let's get to some post-show awards. We have any to give out today, bro?

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I got I got one award only, man. I gotta give the Hercules Award to my brother Tony, man.

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Unbelievable. No one saw that coming. Unbelievable speech.

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Speech, brother. Speech.

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Oh man, it was incredible. I thank Alex and Danny for going out there and videotaping us, and all the people that believed that we were able to do this, which was not one— I was not one of them. You didn't have to. Well, man, good. Yes, man.

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Unbelievable.

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Yes sir, man. Also too, to chime in on your, on your Sophie Cunningham conversation, because you know I love the W, as you could tell. It's the point that's like, right now, Sophie, where you at right now to call out some of this ridiculousness? Because at first, whenever she— it first happened, remember, she doubled down and said, I said what I said, and had a hair flip online. So, uh, sis, if you said what you said, can you say it to these brothers? That's the problem, the picking and choosing. All right, all right. Neither here nor there.

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Uh, it's, it's a little bit here, a little there. Uh, Juju, let's get to some polls. What do we got today?

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Is this the summer of John Leguizamo? 57% of the audience says yes, it is. Yeah. Have the Browns ever not wasted a year? 83% of the audience says no, they have not.

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I look good in red.

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And last and most important poll.

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Tell me, Ju.

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Who shows their crank earlier? Mhm. Jason Segel, Ralph Fiennes— I said Ralph— and/or Michael Fassbender? 54% of the audience says Jason Segel. Those are your polls.

00:06:59

Oh boy.

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Very early hog.

00:07:01

Really quick crank. Great job, Juju.

00:07:05

Thank you, guys.

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Episode description

"I think I hate the shirt."

JuJu has a Top 10 to respond to a day full of controversy surrounding Zaslow's shirt. He also delivers his show awards and updates the Polls.
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