Transcript of Highlighting The Greatness in the WNBA | Postgame Show New

Stat of da day! Stat of da day! It is ye stat of da day! Stat of da day! Stat of da day! It issye stat of da day! Stat of da day! Stat of da day! It issye stat of da day! Dat off dey day! Start up me day! Iddisssseh start off di ddayyy!

Alright Juju what do you got for us here? Let's get started here at The Stat Of Da Day—

Yes sir, man. Trans women trying to play in the WNBA: zero. Weirdo goofball men trying to play in the WNBA: two.

At least two.

Back to you guys.

Yeah, at least two. I mean, at least two. Those are the first— I just, I don't understand. Like, clearly they don't believe that, that men should play in women's sports, so their solution is I'm going to play in a women's— like, what? I don't— you're trying to do the thing that you think is bad.

No, let's do this. Let's see the whole thing out. Like, Ennis Freedom, you're a Phoenix Mercury. Congratulations. You did it.

All right.

You did it.

But then he's doing the thing that he says shouldn't happen.

You see, this is unfair.

All right. Exactly. I'm of the opinion, too, if you think that what them brothers is doing is remotely entertaining at all, unfollow me, block me online. Don't mess with me in real life because this to me is mental health issues. I'm not trying to make fun of them. Them brothers is clearly going through something that I don't understand. Salute to them. Not that— get them out of here, bro.

So you see this? This could be a problem. It could be. We're not for my actions.

So are these also then qualifying as the Jokers of the Day, Juju, or are there other Jokers of the Day?

As a matter of fact, they are definitely the Jokers of the Day. But since we brought up the WNBA, before we go to the Jokers of the Day, let's highlight the W before we do that. Yeah, my dog Kayla McBride, big 43 points, man. Hey, better not leave the open door. Come on, man.

Juju, let me ask the question because I watched and I was like, yo, how many threes she gotta hit before they realize that we can't help off of her? I was like, what are we doing?

Exactly, what are we doing, right? Right, I think we should hold some of these coaches' feet to the fire a little bit more, the same way we do Kenny Atkinson in the playoffs, that whole analytic bull-ass. I think some of these coaches be making big blunders at the end of the game.

I'm watching, I'm watching the, uh, guard dribble. I think it was Miles dribbling baseline, and this one, Caleb McBride has hit like 5 or 6 threes at this point. He's having a great game. Zazz, the lady that's guarding her leaves completely, goes all the way into the paint to help out for someone who's under the rim. There's no— like, she's got no avenue to make a layup from there. Of course Miles is like, oh, she wide open. And I'm like, what are you doing? There's a couple of times where they like— they didn't have a hand up on the closeout. They're just kind of like, well, I guess this is happening. What are we doing, right?

Also, also over the weekend, salute to the hero of the weekend, Chelsea Gray.

Oh yeah.

Oh my goodness.

Not only a buzzer beater, the to overtime.

Trey ball, wet ball in overtime, the game-winning tray ball at the buzzer. Oh my God, silencing the entire Indiana crowd. You had to see it to believe it. Caitlin Clark, salute, you a great sister, you a great basketball player, but that was a disgusting isolation against A'ja Wilson. Boo-hoo-hoo, P, you turned the ball over, tried to flop, game-winning on your head top, man. Back to you guys, man.

Uh, Juju, what, what'd you make of our wedding conversation? Position where, you know, I'm the only one in the room here— although Amin would not disclose the gender of his children— I'm the only one here who is not a girl dad. So, uh, I have not spent any time thinking about paying for a wedding.

Yeah, man, I, I like to just chime in on that because yes, it's a rough responsibility to have to be the father of the bride sometimes. But guess what? True love exists. I know we, we think we need to pay for all this stuff to, for the, to celebrate our kids and our weddings, but y'all check out this video. This is true love, man. The white— the bride walking down the aisle. Guess what this aisle is in? Mickey D's. Yeah, it don't matter. Come on, look at sis. Oh my God, beautiful.

Oh no, you dig?

Come on now, this is true love. Got the whole thing set up. I'm not sure how much this cost. It cost something, but it don't cost as much as y'all think. That love going to last forever. Look at my boy up there. Salute to real love, man.

Was it catered? Do you think it was catered?

I feel bad, man.

Of course.

Do you guys Do you guys think Hunter Pence has seen, uh, damn, you forgot the movie? Oh, Father of the Bride. Wait till Tuesday. That's a basketball movie.

Go back into the podcast and hear our interview with Hunter Pence where we just asked him, have you seen that?

It's a good segment, right?

Great game. That was a great segment for sure. Also too, before we leave the WNBA, I know we left it already, Dijonae Carrington, my sister. Look, it was a hard foul. I know the world is set up against us sometimes, but sis, not this one, bro. You fouled the hell out of something.

But Juju, this is what I also don't like. I feel like they're not even allowed to be funny anymore. Like, I thought that was a funny tweet. I don't, I don't think she was actually— maybe she was, but I took it as like, that's a fun— that's a funny response to what happened.

But isn't there also a little bit of read the room right here? Like, you know, that's not going to land even if you are making a joke. If that ain't gonna land the way you want—

let me tell you something, I don't even know if I can say this one on here. Sidney Coulson who is a menace on threads, had one this weekend that I fell out of my chair. It was a— I'm gonna just paraphrase. Juju, you know the one I'm talking about, right? Yeah, about fouls in transition, except she didn't say it like that.

All right, salute to Sia, man.

The best.

But yeah, bro, yeah, I wanted to do the Andre Iguodala meme to DeJanae, like, come on, sis, not this one, bro. Come on, man.

Let's, uh, let's spin it in a positive direction here, Juju. We anyone worthy of a post-show award today?

Ah, yes, man. Yes, absolutely. Of course. I was so happy to wake up on Monday morning, not let alone have a job, but just to wake up. And then you brothers performed so well, man. First off, I'd like to give the Pat Paul Award to my brother Monday Chris. Damn, Monday Chris.

Tomorrow will be better.

Good job, Chris. Good job.

When I heard that live on air and I heard the Pat, I just pretended like I didn't. I'm like, maybe none of them heard it.

No, I heard it. No, you tried to—

someone Pat Paul.

Yep.

I also like to give the Psychic Award to my brother Zazz for knowing that Mike would not be surprised.

Yeah, good job. You knew, you knew it.

You knew.

Yeah, you knew.

You weren't surprised.

He knew.

Also, the Football Is Back Award to my brother, the handsome Tony, man.

Yes, sir.

Good job, Tony.

Football's back.

Tony, you get on that Aaron Donald workout this week, all right?

Let's, let's plan it.

Yeah.

All 5 gallons.

Next, next, I would like to give the World Building Award to my brother Amin El-Hassan.

Good job. Building it.

Yeah, yeah, the world's built. Good job.

Built the hell out of that damn world. Also like to give the I Remember Everything Except the Photos Award to my brother Roy.

Good job, Roy.

Thank you, thank you, I appreciate you. Everybody gets an award. Those rings are stolen, man.

And lastly, lastly, man, the Courage Award because I don't like the content. I don't like what he's saying. I love him. But at the same time, bravery and courage is due to my brother Mike, man.

Yeah, come on, man. I could pretend like I watch it, but I have the bravery to not. Yeah, took balls.

That's a good job right there. Juju, I don't think we have very many polls today. What do we have to revisit?

Yes, sir. Is Adam Vinatieri a shy guy? 63% of the audience says no, he is not.

Paul, you got him.

And last poll, before the last poll, I had to give a little advice to you, Zazz, for what I do on Uber Eats. When you— when the Uber comes, zero tip. Now I'm talking about zero tip. And then after the handoff is there, okay, $3, but, but $7.

If, if you start with a zero tip, won't that make them mess with you even more?

No, they don't see it. They don't see it until after the delivery is done.

Well, why do plenty of people tell me that they, they, they're going to take their damn sweet time if there isn't a good tip? Those people are full of shit.

Full shit. Full shit.

All right, that's good. That's good note, Juju. Thank you.

Yes sir. I think the— go ahead, Chris.

The only funny business I think—

Chris, go ahead on Tuesday.

I think the only funny business that they can pull is when they pull up to your house, they can then mark it as delivered before they've actually delivered it, so they can like at the very end see the tip before. That's what I've, I've been skeptical that that can happen.

Okay, spit a hawker in your soda. Like, what are they going to do?

Maybe it's not tipping A pleasure. Close one. 52% of the audience says no, and those are your polls.

They like Paul, you got them.

They like to tip.

Thanks, Juju.

Thank you, guys. Thank you. Good night, everybody.