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Mike, we're going to head over to the tennis courts. That's right. You thought I'd be stuck with baseball.
What's going on there?
Or WNBA, but I told you I proudly don't watch it and I have the courage to tell you I don't. Lerner Tian, he's 2-0 all time against Ben Shelton, but Ben Shelton, who's a playing well and has great support, great fans. Really? Is a favorite. Yeah. Trinity, you know about that Trinity Rodman?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah. I know about Trinity Rodman too. Anyways, I'm taking Lerner Tien, +1.5 against Osprey and Sets because he's 2-0 all time and he's a grinder.
All right. Very good.
Let's see the other guy.
Let's bring Juju aboard here. Juju, good to see you. Do we, we have some corrections that need to be made from the show from yesterday?
Yes sir, man. When I'm wrong, I put my hand up and say, you know what, I'm wrong. And we had some listeners submit two omissions I made on my red shirt list yesterday. First one was Jelani Kurt, @TheJKurt from Twitter. He says Bart Simpson. Oh, good one.
Okay, my boy, I like it. Eat my shorts, man. Yeah.
Out of bounds on me. And lastly, the next one, Sean from IG reminded me that I forgot my boy Thumb Thumb from Spy Kids.
Oh, how dare you.
This is my favorite one.
How dare you.
By far my favorite one.
I laughed for 20 straight minutes myself.
I don't even know what you're doing there. How dare you.
Oh my God, the thumbs from Spy Kids. Oh my God.
That's a real thing?
Are you kidding?
I have no idea what that is.
Wow.
Who's that supposed to be?
You.
He's a supervillain.
Juju, let's get to a stat of the day today. Jeremy gave one earlier in the show, but I think you may have a good one as well.
Yes, sir.
Start of the day. Start of the day. It is here. Start of the day. Start of the day. Start of the day. It is here. Start of the day. Start of the day. Start of the day. It is here. Start of the day.
Come on me, my baby tonight. Hey, come on, be my baby tonight. I don't care about the motherfuckers you've been with. Come on, be my baby tonight.
Hey, salute that boy Dave, man, from New Orleans. I remember that, my boy was fire.
He would— the music, dude, he, he held on to his convictions, no doubt.
We gonna stay with the music, man. Pitchfork rates Tyga's new Starface album a 0.0 out of 10, stating that the rapper's slop pop concept album is smug, complacent, and depressing. Its very existence has made the world a worse place.
Oh my God, a worse place.
Wow.
Slop.
Drew Millard wrote that from Pitchfork. And I bring it up, bro, if my music is ever bad, just tell me, hey bro, get back in the lab. You might— don't do this to me.
The world—
and I'm depressed now.
That slop pop pitchfork in their bag. What'd you make of the, the Phoenix Flexin' thing with the, uh, I mean, one of the songs of the summer, but it was very clearly AI because I've seen that dude interviewed and that dude is the highest person I have ever seen, right?
That's my problem with it. He gotta go with it. He gotta lean into it a little bit more because he be performing and you hear the '80s song, but my boy look like 1999. He's sagging, uh, like you say, high as hell. Salute to my boy. But like you say, it's AI generated 100%, so He finally came out, but he was out there telling so many lies, or capping, as Zazz says. Yep, exactly. But hey, I ain't hating on my boy. Get your money, but let's lean into it a little bit more. Put on the '80s suits, man. Perform for them folks.
You did, Juju. Before we get to the polls here, did you survive the gravity situation that we all had today?
I had tied myself to the couch over here. I was ready. Everything in here had been seatbelted down, and I think it worked. I didn't look outside when it happened. I was watching you guys, so I'm not sure if it's an inside-outside anything, but nothing floated in here.
Jeremy's worse for wear.
It was tough outside. I'm glad you were inside, Juju. If not, you would have ended up like this with bruises all over the side of your face that are definitely real.
Did today's situation remind you of, uh, you know, any— anything gravity related?
Yeah, bro, when I was basically preparing for the end of the world, I was thinking, damn, what are some of the best zero gravity moments in entertainment history? So I came up with a top 5 list just in case we survive, and damn it, here we are.
Okay, all right.
Number 5, OK Go, "Upside Down and Inside Out." Awesome.
Wow, that's what that band did, music videos.
Tremendous music videos.
Hell yeah. Number 4, man, my dawg Star-Lord had to save Gamora in space, man. Guardians of the Galaxy. She was out of here. She was gone. Forget about her if Star-Lord didn't do what he did. Salute. Number 3, come on, man, Inception.
What a movie.
Yes, sir, man. Whole, whole film, top to bottom, fantastic, man. Number 2, them damn villains in Superman movie when they had got caught in the glass.
Oh, they were sent to the Phantom Zone.
Exactly. Get they punk ass out of here trying to end Earth. How dare they? Uh-uh, float away. Like the floaters, float on. Like the floaters. The number one zero gravity moment in entertainment history, man, without a doubt, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when they found them damn fizzy lifting drinks.
That's great. That is a perfect number one. Charlie, watch out for Grandpa's Coke nail. He's got that crazy long pinky Coke nail. Careful.
Right. And unfortunately, Willy Wonka was watching the whole shit. It go down any damn way. Damn, he remember everything.
Children died.
You lose.
He killed children.
I said good day, sir.
Good day.
Excellent job, Juju. Let's update the polls for today.
Yes, sir, man. Brilliant polls. Some we had— we only had 3 of them today, but brilliant nevertheless. Is Herbie Hoover everyone's favorite Quaker? 52% of the audience said yes, he is.
It's diarrhea.
48% probably was thinking about either Dame Judi Dench or Susan B. Anthony.
Skibidi Daddy, do you like a tantric Christmas? 68% of the audience says no, they do not.
It's your Christmas.
These are good polls today.
These are good polls.
And last poll, oh my damn, this has never happened in the history of the show, but let me read it. Where does Nick Wright live, Los Angeles or New York? 50% of the audience says Los Angeles and 50% of the audience says New York. I told you. These are your pose.
It's diarrhea. Why would I need to know where Nick Wright lives?
Damn.
Skibidi Daddy.
Thank you.
Good night, everybody.
"If my music is that bad, tell me to get back into the lab."
JuJu is here to update the crew with some important omissions from his Top 10 Red Shirt-Wearers from yesterday's show. He also has a Top 5 for today's show, an update of The Polls, and a very depressing Stat of the Day.
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