Transcript of Reacting To Justin Herbert and Madison Beer's Canoodling | Postgame Show

We continue to try to expand our reach around here. I saw us the other day on Tubi. A reminder that if you want our podcasts, you can get those Apple, Spotify, Amazon Music. If you want this as a radio show, you could do that on SiriusXM Channel 85. Obviously, you can watch us live as a TV show, uh, on YouTube, but you can also watch us as a TV show on Peacock and NBC Sports Now Monday through Friday from 12 12 to 3 Eastern, uh, and also, uh, just in a variety of places that are non-traditional places— the Roku Channel, Vizio WatchFree+, Samsung TV+, and DraftKings Network. If you want anything that we are doing every day, it's all over the place. Before we get to Juju, I just want to show you guys something that I haven't seen a whole lot of, which is an NFL quarterback, Justin Herbert, being, uh, amorous on the field with his fiancée Madison Beer. Uh, she is just lovingly petting his ear and putting his hair behind his flowing—

He hates love.

His flow—

Acting like they're in Central Park.

Uh, they're very much in love. Uh, she is very gently putting his flowing hair behind his ear. What are you shaking your head about, Tony?

Let's start a camp. Okay, we had the kickoff of Hard Knocks. We know that football is in the air. We're heading towards it like a freight train.

Love is in the air.

There's no time for love. There was time for love from the end of the Super Bowl to the start of camp. That's when love happens. You know what you have to do now? You gotta worry about the defensive pass rush of the Denver Broncos. You gotta worry about can you beat Mahomes and are you gonna even beat the Raiders, okay? You're worried about the wrong things. Worry about the AFC West. Don't worry about sitting in the field just like, ah, this is so great. No, there's people wanna kick your ass, all right? You haven't thrown a 30-touchdown season since the second year you've been in the league. What are you doing? Figure it out.

If that was a slot receiver, they'd probably cut him.

There's always time for love, Tony.

Yeah, from February to July.

If my wife could be sitting here every single day stroking my hair—

only way for you to get more annoying.

I, I fed Greg a to be or not to be joke. I know he shook off, so I did. I was gonna go with it myself, but I knew you'd find it annoying. But Greg would like— you know, if he said it, you'd like—

no, I wish the Greg Cody Show podcast was able to promote itself as well as you did just then. I was jealous.

The Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody.

I said with.

Put it on the poll, Juju, when you get a chance to update the polls. You can do this for tomorrow. Is there any time for love once camp starts?

There isn't. This guy should abstain from sex until he wins a Super Bowl.

Put that on the poll as well. Should Justin Herbert, this guy, abstain from sex until he wins the Super Bowl?

His fiancée does have a great last name though, Beer, and her middle name is Miller, which is weird because that's not really a— you don't think of that as a female name.

Madison Miller beer.

Yeah, it's weird, right?

Juju, we will update the polls in a second with Juju. But what are your thoughts here on everything? You're someone who is always advocating on behalf of people being more loving. What were your thoughts here as Jeremy and Tony went back and forth about Justin Herbert sitting on the field and just clearly looking in love?

Yeah, man, you know, I'm a lover, not a fighter, you dig? I'm always saluting my baby. I love you. She watching right now, but I kind of agree with my boy Tony, man. Y'all boy had umpteen weeks to get this out the way. Y'all boys done got married or engaged in the summertime. It's August, sir. Can you throw some slants? Can you do some scat backs or something? Because this is— salute to Madison Miller Beer. You know we love you, but later on, sis, work on with Lad McConkie.

Put that on. I would have been a visual. Put it on the poll as well, please. It's August, sir. Throw some slants. Yes or no? Can I get some updates on our sardines polls questions? Yesterday? Because those fell through the cracks. I don't need them right now, but can, can you just, uh, Jeremy, look this up? But we've got Juju doing enough in this segment, he doesn't need to look that up. But just get me some answers to my sardine poll questions from yesterday because I found myself, uh, wanting, uh— So Juju is here with us now, and I, I want to talk about a couple of different things with him. Uh, I'm going to do South Beach Sessions here, uh, next week in California, and, uh, one of the people I'm going to be talking to is Dane Cook. And I just saw his documentary. I was not aware— it's not out yet, but I was not aware that his brother stole all of his money. But when I think of MySpace, I think of Dane Cook because Dane Cook's entire career as, for a time, the biggest comedian that was going in comedy was born of the fact that he just sort of got to social media before everyone else did and just started interacting with his fans in a way that made his career take off.

I'm stunned to hear that MySpace juju is making a comeback.

Yes, sir, man. It makes me think if y'all can come back, salute told Tom, why the hell did y'all leave in the first place, you dig? So it made me make a top 5 things that why the hell did y'all leave in the first place to listen, you dig? Number 5, the club for your car.

Oh, I had one of those.

That's right, right. This is the peak of security in my, in my, uh, definition book or rule book. So what say ye, should that be around more, y'all? What you think, Greg?

I think it should. I've completely forgotten.

You had one, Dad.

I did have one at one time.

So it said you turn the steering wheel, you couldn't steal the car because you couldn't drive it.

Mm-hmm.

It can't. Number 4, free drinks under soda caps.

Yo, that's a good call.

Brings me back.

What happened?

Where did that go?

Bring that back, Jack.

For those of you who don't see the visual there, you open up the bottle cap, you look to see if you've won a prize. You can get another free soda. They need to bring that back. Why wouldn't you want a game with your soda?

Zagaki.

Number 3, Pizza Hut buffets.

Oh, did the pandemic kill those?

Oh my God, before that, I think.

Oh my goodness, whole pizza just sitting right down there just for you. Take as many as you want with the chandeliers too, by the way. Work of art, Michelangelo.

That's a good list.

Thank you, brother. And this list is about to fall off right now because I did the math after I sent my list in. Blu-ray DVDs.

DVDs.

I just bought this up because this is how my closet looks, and I need something to do with all my damn Blu-ray DVDs. If you want a Blu-ray DVD, let me know, hit me up.

How many do you think you have?

Wait, this is actually yours, Juju? Like, or that's a photo from the internet?

That's a photo from the internet, but my whole closet is literally that.

No, hold on to those. I feel like they'll come back like vinyl.

Okay, okay, I'm, I'm, I'mma stay tuned. And the number one thing Where the hell did you go? Why did you leave me? Please come back. Waterbed.

Yes.

Oh yeah, come on, man. Back support be damn. Let's ride it, baby.

So bad for your back.

I'm sleeping in a sea all day.

I think only one of my friend's parents had that, and I was just like, I want to lay on that thing.

Freaky parents.

Christopher, you know who used to have that? Aunt Bonnie and Uncle Richard.

Oh boy, not that anybody knows them except Aunt Bonnie that brought the ham to Thanksgiving.

That's right, same woman. Good callback, Tony.

Freaky.

Yeah, how about that, huh? Small world. Ham, waterbeds. It's a good list, Juju, really good. You stole a Back in My Day from me and turned it into a beautiful list that was so good I wish I had done that subject as a Back in My Day. So congrats on that. Still good.

Come on, man, you know I learned from the school of Greg Cody.

There you go. The others, they all learned from me.

By the way, Dan, we're in sui preparation right now. And, uh, you know how my dad promised to do a, uh, Back in My Day a month?

Yeah, yeah, it didn't really happen.

It didn't really happen. Uh, put this on the poll for tomorrow. I've done 3 is what you said. You've done— it's August this year, right?

It's 8.

No, it's a year since our last zooey's closed.

Done 3.

I thought I said 3 a year. Uh, my bad.

Put it on the poll for tomorrow at Le Batard Show. Do you miss the waterbed? At Le Batard Show. Uh, uh, Juju, do you have any post-show awards for us?

Oh man, 1,000%. I just got one award today, you feel me? One award that's worth mentioning. That's the realest award I could give. The ESPN is Dead Award to Dan Levitan, man. Yeah, check it out, brother. Good job, good job, Dan.

You won.

Great take. Who won? ESPN is dead? Oh yeah, you won. That's who won.

That's right. Well done. Yeah, bold, bold opinion.

Juju, get those polls ready at Le Batard Show. I'm going to have to fire a social media person. I'm gonna have to do it publicly, and I'm gonna have to do it with a guillotine on air. And I don't care what Grady says. I don't care what human resources says. I'm my own man, and I own my own company. I'll make my own rules.

I like that, Dan. You keep doing that.

I'm gonna guillotine somebody because it's only me that gets the consequences every time social media People get carried away because they want to improve their numbers and our numbers.

Your numbers.

But no, but no, I don't want my numbers improved that way. I want to distance myself from anything that looks like unfair, gratuitous ESPN criticism. ESPN is not in any way dead. They've got 60 million-some-odd subscribers. It's half as many as they used to have, but it's 60 million. It's 60 million. It's crazy.

Half dead.

Have you ever heard of the TV show Candid Camera? 87% of the audience says yes, they have.

Oh boy.

Smile, you're on Candid Camera. Is Cops the first reality show that you can remember? 80% of the audience says yes, it is.

Oh boy.

Guy who says numbies instead of numbers, douche or no douche? Aren't you a douche? 91% of the audience says douche.

Oh boy.

Is Candid Camera a reality show? 64% of the audience says yes, it is.

Oh boy.

No, it's not.

No.

It's a prank show.

Bit of a surprise.

Did you know that the Rams championship has a stadium in it? 75% of the audience says no, they did not.

Oh boy.

Championship ring. That question doesn't make any sense the way that you wrote it. Doesn't make a lot of sense the other way either, but it's a championship ring, not a championship.

Oh boy.

Well, I wrote it the right way. You know, I'm unhooked on phonics, so I just can't read.

Oh boy.

Did you know that the OKC championship ring has a championship ring in it? 76% of the audience says no, they did not.

Oh boy.

When you think of Mike McCarthy, do you think of eggs and custard? 61% of the audience says yes, they do.

Oh boy, who doesn't?

Does a sardine can qualify as meat? 58% of the audience says no, it does not.

Oh boy.

Wow, a stunner.

You can't come back, right? 67% of the audience says yes. Oh boy, last poll.

That's Devo saying no.

Yes, sir. Did you know that— did you know that there is an NFL football game tomorrow night?

That's crazy.

66% of the audience says no, they did not. And those are your polls.

Oh boy.

Uh, thank you, uh, Hefe.

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