Transcript of JuJu Gotti's FAFOs of the Month | Postgame Show

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Let's bring in Juju here, and we have to get Juju's opinion as well. How did John Oliver— now this was on, was it General Hospital?

Is that—

have you ever watched soap operas?

I have not, no, not a big soap fan.

That's not for me. I don't know, there's still—

unless you're in the pool.

Like there's General Hospital, and then there's— what, what's the other big ones?

Days of Our Lives, Guiding Light. Yeah, there used to be one called As the World Turns.

Trivia Roy, always there.

I think of, I think of soap operas as being old Timely. Like, my mother used to watch soap operas. I'm surprised they still exist.

Yeah, well, give this a listen or a watch again. How does John Oliver, when he gets smacked here— he, he gets smacked up hard— how do his glasses stay on? Watch.

At oversight, I'll have your name added to the list of approved visitors.

I don't want to be added to the list. I want my daughter back.

Then let me put this in language that you will understand. That ain't gonna happen.

I mean, Juju, what are those glued to his face? There's no way those glasses should be staying on his face.

Exactly. She slapped far from my boy. Like, he might have deserved it too with that little accent. Uh, excuse me, pardon me, sir. How about, what did the five fingers say to the face, John Oliver? Brilliant, my boy, though.

Yeah, what was that accent?

What?

That ain't gonna happen. What kind of accent is that?

You're asking someone else about accents? Yeah, I mean, you're not there.

That's a play on for my boy. Play on to the the listening audience, the lady he's talking to is a Caucasian woman. So that slap, it was warranted if it was what you was thinking, for sure. But it must be some other lingo because she slapped fire from my boy from the Caucasian lands.

Well, it's, it's excellent, excellent acting chops that John Oliver is showing there, uh, but I just, I, I don't understand how the glasses are remaining on his face. Juju, good to see you. Of course, do we have any Jokers of the Day today?

Ah man, brother, the USA in general, bruh. Trump done pulled up, keeping it real goes wrong, and told on his damn self. But I saw a USA fan watching the game yesterday, he tried to punk a Belgium fan. The Belgium fan was sitting behind him watching the game and my boy turned around and gave him one of these. Look at him. Yeah, nothing.

Oh, we got to be better than that.

We got to be better than that.

And look how he turned around. Look, watch how my boy turned around so defeated, bro. That brother is the Joker of the day, bro, because why? Look at him.

You know what, the lamest fake punch in the history of fake punches right here.

I mean, that is not even a remotely threatening fake punch. He looked at the camera. What is that?

All right, bro, that brother is the Joker of the day along with just the rest of America from yesterday, man. It was embarrassing, very embarrassing.

Yeah, really, really weak way to go out, man. Uh, we'll get to some polls here coming up in a moment here, but Juju, I heard we're bringing back today— you have some FAFOs of the month to get to.

Yeah, man, there's been some cringeworthy moments, man, in this last month, dog. A lot of stuff that just made me be like, like, I just see the person going through it and I'm just like, number 5, no olis. Christian Pulisic. What is this? Like, then you're after the game sounding nonchalant. Brother, the nation was relying on you, bro. Like, hey, you sat out certain games to prepare for this moment. Number 4, man, the sister who got fired for stealing trash cans.

Sweet gig too, right?

Sweet gig.

That's forever on your jacket, bro.

That's gonna be like— people know you for that now, stealing tea cans. Good, come on. Number 3, I'm so sorry, man. The Iranian brother who put on the glasses after he scored the goal, only for that goal to be taken back because it was offside. Oh my goodness, it was for a whole country. It was their first, their first chance getting there to, uh Still in my heart, brother. Number 2, this might be a 2 America situation, but damn it, it has to happen on the show. This is a Miami show. B2K, brothers. B2K hopped into a versus matchup with Miami's own Pretty Ricky, and Pretty Ricky spanked that baby all across the stage, 18-0. I promise it is big on the other side of America. Baby, grind on me. It's your time, take your time with me. Come on, Pretty Ricky and the Mavericks.

Something that might shock everyone here is that my cousin lived with the group Pretty Ricky for about 6 months when he was in high school.

And the Mavericks? Wow.

Say more. Say a lot more words, Jeremy.

That's all I really got for you. But he lived with them. He was a hip-hop producer in his own right.

Oh, nice.

And he didn't speak like me.

Hello. And the number one messing around and found out brother of the whole month, my ex-partners. And I felt what you said too, uh, Zazz. You hate agreeing with RG3. I hated that my allies was these people for so long. But Celtics fans, this ugh is for you. Damn it. How's the search for a new team coming along for Man, I'm getting a lot of offers from Philadelphia right now. My girl, she loves Philly. She's like, she's going to Philly because she like what they got going on. They haven't won in a while, and it wouldn't be bandwagon-y to go there if I'm a Jaylen Brown fan. I hear you, but I gotta see where LeBron James ends up before I make a decision.

Juju, the water's nice down here, nice and warm.

Exactly, exactly, bro. I feel you, Chris. So I got my eye on Miami right now as well. All right, nice.

Juju, let's give out some show awards? What can we do today, brothers?

The Man on the Street Award today goes to my brother 10 Day Tizzle, man. Yeah, exposed the heat, bro. How dare they get rid of them jerseys so fast? It's some people who would have bought them 30s.

Embarrassing.

Can we give an award to Scott McCullough?

Good job, Scott.

Yeah, reference on the show today.

Yeah, you're not clicking.

Didn't get back to me yet, but just shout out Scott.

Yeah, good job.

Also, I want to give the Out of Pocket Award to my brother Amin Elhassan. Yeah, no pockets.

You do it more than anyone.

I don't understand. I feel like Amin was telling us our players are not as intelligent as players from other countries. That's what it sounded like to me. I don't know, I don't get it.

Exactly.

And lastly, I want to give the Kick Save and a Butte Award to my brother and yours, Ryan McGill, man.

That was scary.

We need to get my boy a Rosetta Stones Sap, because she was molesting the mantis is crazy to say. Salute to my brother, Dran McGill, though, and Sean, I see you, bro.

Juju, we're gonna get to our polls in a second here, but you are right about McGill there. I thought we were going in a, uh, a very dangerous direct— I mean, he was very mad at that woman. I thought she was about to, uh, catch a very large insult from Rodney.

I felt bad for the woman. She got a praying mantis on her head. What's she supposed to do?

Oh, that's FAFO.

Maybe don't put your face right in front of the praying man. This is what wrong— she was laughing also, for what it's worth.

Yeah, she wasn't scared, so I guess that's all right. Uh, Juju, let's get to our polls here. What do we got?

If you change RG3 to RG1, have you promoted or demoted him?

That's a good question.

66% of the audience says demoted, my boy.

There's an S.

He another person I think we should stop letting him make headlines. Who gives a damn what RG3 has to say after certain tweets he's had? Neither here nor there. Do you hold— hold on, do you love Hold music? 78% of the audience says no, they do not.

There's an asterisk.

Has Wimby ever given anyone a legitimate high five? Fine. 65% of the audience says no, Gregory.

There's an asterisk.

While I got you here, I'd like to remind everyone to go listen to the Greg Cody Podcast featuring my boy Greg Cody. With today—

thank you.

It does— does someone need to take Brandon Ayuk's phone away expeditiously? 96% of the audience says yes, they do.

There's an asterisk.

And while I have you, I'd like to remind you to go listen to South Beach Sessions right now. They got Edie Patterson on that guy this week from Gemstones, you feel me? As well as my boy got Jordan Shusterman, man, on the Pitch Clock, man. Salute to Jeremy. Salute. But last poll: did Dan D'Antoni's parents do him dirty by naming his ass Dan? 91% of the audience says yes, and those are your polls.

Those are the answers.

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