Transcript of Top 5 Championship Celebrations | Postgame Show (feat. JuJu Gotti) New

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We will get to Juju in a second and update a couple of days of polls. Uh, just for the audience though, that is complaining, uh, you have both taught me something and changed something around here. Uh, the video team and we were fooling around with AI slop. I honestly wasn't knowing that this was such an enormous ethical concern, even as I understand now, uh, why it is, and so the things that we are using are indeed photoshopped by us, but photoshopped so poorly because we're bad at it that it looks like AI slop, but it's not AI slop, it's just us.

That's our slop.

That is our authentic original slop. It's not artificial intelligence, it's just—

Someone spent 20 minutes on that.

It's not intelligence, it's, it's not artificial intelligence. It's AI. It's not intelligence of any kind, it's just we're bad at Photoshop, and that's how it comes out. So we are not using AI for those of you who are complaining about it.

I mean, we're not perfect, but we are trying to eliminate it.

Well, I—

We're not solely using it. It's a tool to help within Adobe Photoshop and things like that, but it is not just, hey, we're throwing shit into ChatGPT and generating stuff out of nowhere, because that's a different thing.

I can't make Mario Cristobal punch a guy. Like, sometimes we're just gonna have to use it.

Well, that's from other people. We're not generating our own AI stuff in that way.

Big Fat Dan.

Like, that's an important one. Can we put Big Fat Dan behind me, actually?

I don't want to do something that is unethical and environmentally—

Big Fat Dan is unethical?

No, I need Fat Dan.

And that might be the one exception where you're allowed to have giant Fat Dan, but no others. I will also point out to the audience here that we have some B-roll, but we have to sort of explain to the audio audience what this umpire's behavior is, Zaslo. I don't know what this second base umpire is doing, but go ahead and tell the audience what's happening here and make it easy for the audio audience.

I mean, second base umpire, here the runner's trying to steal and the second base umpire punching him out. He literally punches out a runner. He sucker-picks him. No way.

Boom.

So this is real. This is not AI. A man slides into second and ends up in the face in the follow-through as he pops up on the slide.

Cody, You don't see anything like that.

That base runner's head is like right in front of the umpire for a full second before—

it's not like he's got to get in this punch—

it's not like he starts the punch out and then the face emerges. The face is there and then it looks like, I'm going to punch this.

I mean, he lands a right cross square in the face of the base runner.

Run this back one more time. I really want to see, is he staring down to make sure that the fielder has his foot on the bag? Because I think Yeah, he's looking, 'cause it's gotta be the right foot comes up, right? He's trying to avoid. Did he have the left foot? Yes, he did.

So he's looking like that and goes, "Pah!" Out.

But he just punches this dude right in the face.

I will say though, it's a little bit emasculating for the umpire because the base runner, he took that punch like a champ.

Yeah, he did.

Uh, the base runner—

1, 2, 3.

Has a hell of a, uh—

Bideyup.

Has a hell of a chin. Uh, and I will say, if you can keep running that real quick, I'm gonna say that that is as flush and as well as that umpire could have punched anybody intentionally in the face. Like, there is no way to hit somebody—

He avoids the helmet.

Better and harder, square on the jaw, than the way that that umpire did it. That is as hard as he can throw that arm. He can't throw it any harder than that. And salute to the base runner for not collapsing in a heap.

Or punching back.

That's a good point. That would have been so great. It would have been awesome.

Yeah, what would have happened if he punched him back?

He would have been ejected.

Why would he have been ejected?

I don't think anybody would have blamed him.

Cold-cocked him. Like, straight down, watched him, cold-cocked him. That's where you got to go with the little out.

Yes.

To Juju's point, he may have been just cooking up like, this is my big moment here. His version of a hee haw 3.

Yeah. Hee haw 3.

Is that the final out of the game, maybe?

It was very aggressive. Before we get to Juju, though, I would just like to hear hear if, uh, I can nominate, uh, Tony for Juju's Joker of the Day.

The, the parent situation, Dan, that you mentioned, like, don't, don't teach me, or don't let me, uh, parent my kids the way that I want, or let me parent the kids the way I want.

He's so sad at the end.

Because I know it's happening to me, and then all of a sudden I'm like trying to find the words, not finding them, let me redo that, oh, it's even worse.

You embarrassed the show.

Nah, I didn't see anything. I didn't see Tony say that, so I don't— that's not him. I don't believe that's my brother.

Uh, do you have another joker candidate better than that for us?

Oh yes, I do, brother. Man, Victor Wembanyama not hitting that postgame press conference was my joker of the day until I heard my brother Zaslo admit that he doesn't acknowledge people letting him over in traffic. What kind What kind of monster are you, brother? I'll tell you what you are. The Joker of the day is what you are, brother.

Well earned.

Congratulations to Zazzle.

Bigger joker than I am, for sure.

For beating out Tony, which—

I thought we weren't going to use AI slop anymore. What happened there? All of a sudden you're using AI slop now.

This legitimately reminded me of Billy trying to get to his point on whatever he was trying to say about Charlie 7 years ago. I just can't believe how long it took you to get to the end ending of this thought.

The parent situation, Dan, that you mentioned, like don't teach me, or don't let me parent my kids the way that I want, or let me parent the kids the way I want.

So sad at the end.

'Cause I know I'm nosediving, right? So I'm like, ah, Dan's looking at me.

You can hear his head tilt down.

My boy said nothing.

I was gonna say, I didn't even get to a point. I was just trying to say the original thing that I wanted to say and I couldn't say it.

Juju, do you have, before we get to all of the polls, 'cause we've got 2 days of polls, do you have a top 5 list for us.

Yes sir, man. I don't know if you've seen it, but my brother Mikal Bridges is on a heater right now on live, whatever, Facebook Live, IG Live. This ain't been crazy like this since my brother from the Pistons got let go. But it made me think, top 5 celebrations after a championship in history of the world. Let's go. O-L-I, yesterday I'm a prisoner of the moment, Mikal Bridges.

So what happened? Catch me up there, Juju. Catch me up, please. I don't know what happened.

He seemed to be hammered on live.

Oh yeah, very early. He said he revealed a lot of things, that Jalen Brunson big head ass needs a statue outside of the Garden. James Dolan needs to bring a practice facility to the city so they don't have to drive He said some things about my sister Becky Hammond. I suggest you just go get that live and read up. Watch it back with some popcorn.

O-L-I, what else do we have? Other O-L-I or you going to number 5?

Number 5, my brother Chucky jumps into the Atlantic with the Stanley Cup.

Mm-hmm. Good one.

So look, man, number 4, J.R. Smith went shirtless the entire summer.

They sold towels.

Had two shirts of my boy. Number 3, Alex Ovechkin, man, he took that trophy everywhere. And I do mean everywhere. Number 2, Tom Brady tosses Lombardi across the boat to the other boat. What the hell is you doing, bro?

Just hammered on the boat.

So wasted.

Right. And the number 1 most iconic Celebration after winning the championship. Jason Kelce, all-timer in that outfit in Philadelphia. You can't beat that.

I would have had as a nominee Ron Artest walking around after Game 7 for several weeks still wearing his uniform, like the uniform from that night. He was just for weeks, not joking, weeks.

Weeks.

Weeks, plural.

Damn.

Let's update—

You weren't allowed to say that.

Let's, let's update some polls here. 2 days of polls, Juju.

Yes, sir. Do you have stamps at your house? 62% of the audience says yes, they do. Does Jalen Brunson deserve to be under-regarded because he has hair on his shoulders? 66% of the audience says yes. Dang it. Do people under 30 have stamps in their house? 83% of the audience says no, they don't.

That's a trick question because people under 30 don't have houses.

And they don't vote on these polls. Uh, was Jaylen Brown— was Jaylen Brown putting things in the training room for Jayson Tatum to trip over? 93% of the audience says yes, he was. Y'all leave my boy alone, man. Wallet, front pocket or back pocket? Dan, I hope you are sitting down. Zazz, you as well. Greg Cody, the host of the, uh, Greg Cody Podcast featuring Greg Cody as well.

With—

thank you. 50% of the audience says yes and 50% of the audience say no.

No, wait a minute. So front pocket, back pocket, they said yes and no?

Oh no, my bad. 50% of the audience say front pocket and 50% of the audience say back pocket. Look, don't find this, ladies and gentlemen. Look, I think you— I go front pocket. I should have voted. I'm gonna put it over the top. I go front pocket just because I'm like David Sampson. If you gonna steal my wallet, you gonna have to do it in front of my damn face. Salut.

I just voted back pocket.

We're back to even. Yes. Do you talk at the urinal? 88% of the audience says no, they don't. Should there be government regulations on your 15-year-old's internet use? It's an important one. 72% of the audience says yes, it should. Their shoes are not ours. Everybody's. Yeah, mine too. Are tighty-whities comfortable? Oof. 90% of the audience says no, they are not, Zazz. Wow.

I'm with them.

It's the chafing. Video team. Oh yeah, also too, speaking of the video team, I think you should watch a couple of other shows in your free time, Dan, because they are making mistakes a billion miles an hour. I think our video team is actually awesome. So salute to them boys. And them girls. Does Stan Van Gundy have a generally great musk? 78% of the audience says yes, he does.

Wow.

How about that?

Landslide.

Are hairy shoulders the true mark of a champion? 52% of the audience says yes, they are. Do you always have to remember the Bockers?

You better.

Yeah.

Whoa! 57% of the audience says no. I rebuke y'all in the name of the Lord.

Wait a minute! Wow. 43% is a lot.

That's high. Does Zazz have the skin of a K-pop star? I voted yes. 54% of the audience says no, though, Zazz.

Sorry.

They just can't see what we see. Is music concert redundant? 89% of the audience says yes, it is. And those, Dan, are your polls, Dan.

Thank you, Juju. We'll talk to you tomorrow.

Good show.

Internet!

Yay!

Charlie, as far as I know, so just Charlie's title in my— Are you gonna say anything?