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Springboard Juju here. Juju, what did you make of the supermarket behavior that was displayed on the show today?

I think we all can go to the drawing board and learn from each other. I think we should ask each other more questions and then take advice from our brothers and sisters because y'all got some embarrassing habits at that supermarket.

I can't believe the eating. And look, I see this. I see other people do this sometimes, But I don't know, I feel weird grabbing a bag of chips or whatever off the shelf and I put it in the cart, you know, I'm just eating away the whole time.

Oh, I hate that. I don't do that, but I will, sometimes my daughter wants to buy, like sometimes I'll let her on the weekends get a donut and they'll package it, they package it, they put the little price tag on it.

That's okay.

I'll open the donut, let her eat it while we're in the store and I leave the empty thing that still has the barcode on it.

Yes, of course.

Yeah, so I leave that and I scan it empty. You're gonna pay for it anyway though. And then it's always a nice moment with the person working the cash register 'cause they take the thing And they're like, where'd this— they always do the thing of like, hey, who stole this? And then my daughter is like, oh, sorry, I ate it. It's always adorable.

Now this is important, okay, Juju, and I didn't bring this up earlier, so I'll bring it up here with you. When you're checking out at the register and the bag boy, he's helping somebody else out, how do you automatically go and you're bagging yourself?

I 100% bag my groceries every single time I go to the grocery store, man. I feel like that's— for elderly people and people who don't have the capability to bag their own self, or big tippers. I dare you to— well, I frown upon people who allow the bad boy to bag they bags, put 'em in the car, and they be like, "All right, bruh." Well, you know, what if it's a store like Publix?

It's policy, you're not allowed to tip.

I'm telling you, they take it.

I mean, then you go to that self-checkout line if you're of able body and bag your own damn groceries.

I'm with Juju on this 100%. If you are an able-bodied person under the age of like 60, and you have the cart person, like the person bagging, push— because they always offer, "Can I push this out for you?" If you sit there and let them push that out for you, you're a monster.

Oh no, I never say yes. Like, "Do you need some help?" Like, "No." I'm like— Of course not. You could see I'm okay, right? No, no, I don't— and I'm telling you, that only goes to show my theory with the cart being placed somewhere else in the lot is something that they like, because the guy who is bagging my groceries. He gets done bagging, he sees I am a completely able-bodied person, yet he still would like to go out and help me with my groceries. He's dying to get out of that store.

Nah, you heard my seminar. I mean, in the same way you dying to come on to Aliyub because you work at Middle Life.

Juju, you got some polls for us today? What do we got?

Yes sir, man. Who do you trust more on NBA news, Kendrick Perkins or Gary Washburn?

Come on, Gary.

66% of the audience says Gary Washburn. Yeah. Put him up. You did it. Yeah.

Yeah, that makes sense.

What a victory. Going faster in the left lane on the highway, is it a law or is it an unwritten rule? That's a law. 62% of the audience says it's a law.

Yeah.

Woo! Worst offense, leaving a shopping cart in a parking space or leaving your groceries in the wrong aisle? 86% of the audience says leaving your shopping cart in a parking space, Chris.

Yes, yes.

Is Good Day Tampa Bay a good name? 53% of the audience says yes, it is.

Ooh-wee-wee-wee!

Would you ever leave a can of creamed corn where the Mother's Day cards are? 67% of the audience says no, they would not. While I'm here, I'd like to remind you to listen to the Greg Cody Podcast featuring Greg Cody. Thank you. Right now, where you get your podcasts. Thank you.

With, yeah, thank you.

That's worth a toast. It is worth a toast. Have you ever been amazed by a legend walking? Bruh, this has never happened on the show before in the history of this whole entire show. No. 50% of the audience says yes and 50% says no!

Wee wee wee wee woo!

Wow... Speaking of eww eeww eeww, I'd like to remind everyone to listen to The Zazzlo Show 2.0 wherever you get your podcasts. Wee wee wee wee woo! Alexi Lalas— thumbs up? Thumbs down? 76% of the audience says thumbs down. Thumbs down! Wow... Yeah... That's a big number. If we kick the shit out of Australia— Ew ew ewwwwww! It might be on? 89% of the audience says yes! Yes it does! Yep! Who has gone faster from adorable to tryhard: Wimby or Freddie L.A.? Shh! 91% of the audience says Wimby! Ooh, ouch! Damn! Yeah. Do you know what ticker tape is?

Nah.

Ticker. 60% of the audience says yes, they do. Ooh, it might be— Don't forget the Bockers. Exactly. That poll came up asinine. Oh, 24 hours later. You guys need to get in the gym and get your personalities in order. Is the clinking of glasses the foreplay of a toast? 88% of the audience says yes. The last poll. Does a toast have to be verbal? 95% of the audience says yes, and those are your polls.

There it is. Good job, Juju.

Thank y'all.

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