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Greg, do you hear your stomach?

No.

You, you don't? So you don't hear the sounds your stomach is making when you on an empty stomach drink a bunch of coffee and then clearly have rumbling that I can hear over here even though I've got headsets on and I am now beginning to feel vulnerable at home because of the amount of times I have to ask my wife to repeat herself because my hearing is going from wearing headsets for for 22 years. It makes it so that I'm asking her all the time to repeat herself. I can hear your stomach through my headphones with bad hearing. Zazz, do you hear that?

Yeah, no, I do. And I suffer from the same thing as Dan does with the hearing at home. Although I don't feel bad about making my wife say things loud and repeating herself. I don't know why you feel vulnerable. Speak up, speak up.

So you claim you're hard of hearing and yet you claim— to be able to hear—

That's how loud it is. I can't believe that you don't hear it.

No, not at all. Normally you feel something like that more than you hear it.

That's the other thing though. That's the other reason that I never understand it. You neither hear it nor feel it when it's clear you have dancing swords in your stomach.

No, no, not clear.

Dan, when are you going to transition from what, what did you say, to eh?

Eh.

Oh, the Poppy, huh?

What year does that transition happen for you?

3 years from now, Tony, to answer your question.

I want to ask you guys this before we move off of the Giannis subject. We'll talk to Stan Van Gundy off, uh, off that subject in a little bit, in about an hour. But, uh, it's probably worth noting as we examine whether or not Jaylen Brown is insulted, uh, this part seems important to me, that no credible reporter has said they're offering Jaylen Brown. Like, there has not been one credible reporter. Kevin O'Connor went on Boston television yesterday, but he's not saying that Jaylen Brown is being offered. The reports are that Giannis is interested in Boston and Miami would sign extensions with either. And Gary Washburn of The Globe is saying the Celtics are sniffing around to see if they can get Giannis without giving up Brown. Like, that's, that's what the conversation has been. So if that's the case, and this part I, I just don't know what to do with this part. If throughout our country the trust of the media— not sports media, just media— is at an all-time low, and in sports you have a whole bunch of information, people, but no information that seems really solid on what the reporting is here, what are you left to do with the fact that it doesn't seem like many of the people reporting on this know anything.

This is my biggest issue every year when it comes to this league. And this is the time of year, and we go through this every season, and I do this every time. I don't believe any of these people know anything. Except for the ones who are coming out there, like guys like Brian Windhorst, who are literally saying, 'cause this is frowned upon, right? Like if you're one of these reporters, you have to come out with something definitive, you know? Like you can't say, "I don't know, I'm not sure." Windhorst does that, where he'll be like, I wouldn't be so quick. This is what he said yesterday. I wouldn't be so quick to assume that Boston is willing to trade Jaylen Brown for anything right now. But the whole, I'm not so sure, I wouldn't say this, that's frowned upon. So you have reporters out there who are coming out with their reports from their sources, and none of these guys know anything. Like, for example here, all right, I saw this one report yesterday where apparently Trae Young, Wizards point guard Trae Young, it has emerged as a backup option for the Miami Heat if they don't wind up acquiring Giannis.

So a couple things. Number one, the first part where there is no scenario where the Miami Heat aren't interested in Trae Young, that's number one. And that's not about Trae Young character-wise or like He's just too small, makes a lot of money, doesn't defend. Like, there's nothing about Trae Young—

Worst defender in the league. If you think Tyler Herro is the worst defender in the league, his closest competition is Trae Young.

There is nothing about Trae Young that the Miami Heat would be interested in. That's number one. And number two, the Miami Heat, a super secretive organization who, for all the Giannis rumors that are going on right now, are still very, very quiet about anything that could be going on right now. So a super secretive organization is letting it out there what their "Plan B" option is if they don't wind up landing Giannis? Get the hell out of here. These guys don't know anything.

Yeah, and even the so-called reports tend to be couched in vagaries and have asterisks on them and, and, and have hesitation in them. Nobody knows anything for sure, so everybody's afraid to say anything that sounds the least bit Definitive. The only person that knows right now is Giannis. He probably has a pretty good idea where he's leaning.

Nobody else.

But how, how fair is this? How the, the general climate of everything that we're talking about here? I wouldn't say that nobody knows anything because there are plenty of people who are informed. If Sham says it, if Woj used to say it, Windhorst is very credible. They are locked in with sources. Stephen A. Smith's sources in basketball are very good. But how fair is any of this if you're someone like Jaylen Brown? We know that Tyler Herro's in his feelings, even though the Heat are a private organization. How fair is any of it if what Zazz is saying is true? If reporters don't know anything, if no one has credib— no one who's credible has credibly reported that Jaylen Brown is being offered by the Celtics. No one has said that. And we're talking about whether he should be insulted when it's just a bunch of people talking. They might as well be around a urinal. Like, they happen to be on television, but they might as well be around a urinal given that no one credible is reporting anything about Jaylen Brown and everyone's talking about whether he should have his feelings hurt or whether he should be insulted.

But ultimately when the local reporters start talking about you, like you mentioned Kevin O'Connor, Kevin O'Connor is going on NBC Sports Boston, the local side of things and saying, hey, I doubt Milwaukee would want Jaylen Brown. I doubt he'd want to be in Milwaukee. But if, Giannis wants to win. The obvious place for him to be is Boston, and they just need to find a third team to take Jalen Brown. When the local media starts talking that way, we've seen it. Tyler Herro has had to go through this every single offseason of his entire career, and going through that has been difficult. He finally got to a space where it was like, okay, I could block that out. He has not had quite the success. You guys mentioned in the local hour, Jaylen Brown is a Finals MVP the one time they've won a championship with this group. He must be looking at the local side of it and saying, wait a minute, Bill Simmons, the guy who cares about the Celtics, is saying trade me, go get Giannis? Kevin O'Connor is suggesting that? That should put Jaylen Brown in a position where Jaylen Brown says, hey, you know what, I don't want to be here.

I want a trade regardless of what happens.

Get me out of here.

This is all a propaganda war, it feels like, from all these big media hubs of Boston and LA and Miami, and everybody's looking around saying, all right, The Heat had their offer. Boston was nowhere near. All of a sudden, this Heat thing starts to become real. Boston needs to jump in and start, you know, moving the propaganda machine. Simmons comes out and says stuff. O'Connor's saying stuff. It's all just a media psyop to see who can get Giannis first.

Man, Windy doing a hit from a bathroom though. He's just like, "I don't know shit." While like on a stall and then cueing the flush.

He did it while like taking a shit. That's what he's doing.

Why are they talking around a urinal? Used to be you talked around a water cooler. When did the urinal take over?

That's when you don't know anything.

You talk around the urinal, Dan?

I never, I'm silent.

I do love a good bathroom conversation, as long as they're right next, they're not right next to me. If they're at least like a urinal over, I'll get a little, how's it going?

Really?

I am more likely to be quiet in that scenario than just about any scenario that is anywhere that you could present to me.

Well, how's it hanging?

No, that's not, I'm not with strangers going to be talking at a urinal.

I like your watch. At Le Batard Show, put it on the poll.

I like your watch. Now you're flirting with someone at the urinal. Now that's what you're doing.

I just happened to see your wrist. I'm not looking or anything.

Put it on the poll @LebatardShow. Do you talk at the urinal? Yes or no? Because I'm just not very likely to talk there. I wanted to ask you something and look this up for me because I'd like some information on what I'm about to ask you guys. Evidently, In the UK, they are about to or have banned social media for anyone under 16.

Wow.

This was interesting to me for a couple of different reasons. One of them is I actually, even though I'm all about freedoms, actually think that it is a healthy thing to try and curb what is a growing addiction that can harm young people, to try and police that a little bit outside of your parent But the second question I had, and it has to do with putting toothpaste back in the tube, how do you police that? Like, how do you actually police that in order to keep anyone under 16 who's already on social media, weaning them off of social media? And I would just ask you generally, what do you guys think of the idea of that? That social media is not something that can be handled by adults either, but it seems like in the formative stages, given that we've got a loneliness problem, Given that we have an epidemic of depression among young people who are doing all these, you know, comparison is the thief of joy, looking at the lives of others, and just a general sadness problem among young people, it seems like something that we should try to govern in some sort of way.

But I imagine most people listening to this are saying, don't impinge my freedoms and don't tell me how to raise my children.

Well, I Okay, so you're saying that adults are saying, "Don't impinge my freedoms and don't tell me to raise my children," 'cause underage, you know, kids, you're under it, like you don't have the same type of freedoms that everybody else does. I'm totally good with that, like totally good with the UK doing that, and I would say, how do we put the toothpaste back in the tube? I'm being serious when I make this comparison. We used to have porn here. In Florida. And now you go to these websites, it is not allowed anymore.

How do you know that?

Don't worry about how I know. It is not allowed anymore. And like, you have to go through a whole age verify— a whole process, which I don't know about, but you have to go through a whole thing.

All right.

So I've read.

Why? Why can't social media do the same thing?

That's, that's what they're doing. You're going to have to age verify and like actually show your passport or driver's license or something. To be on social media. And obviously, you know, kids don't have IDs, like very few of them have driver's license at that, you know, age, 16, 17, but—

From what I've read, there's an easy workaround on that too, just other websites.

That's true. No, that's true, but you know, be it Twitter or TikTok, Snapchat, the main ones, there could be an age verification process.

You reading is funny, given that you don't read your father's work and he's a writer.

Oh, come on.

The prime minister said that the government's introducing new regulations in parliament before Christmas and will bring a ban into force in early 2027. So there will also be restrictions on game platforms and livestreaming apps. They talked about potentially having overnight bans to sort of prevent infinite scrolling as well. But you mentioned that there will be specific apps that includes TikTok, Snapchat, YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, and X. You'll still be able to message on things like WhatsApp and Signal.

Did they say anything about the porn in Florida?

Mm, it doesn't say anything, but I'll keep looking. Well, what site did you want me to check?

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The parent situation, Dan, that you mentioned, like, don't, don't teach me or don't let me, uh, parent my kids the way that I want, or let me parent the kids the way I want.

All very well said.

Yeah, well, what I was gonna say—

I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to get you out of here on that. What you were gonna say should have been said, and instead you didn't say it, so you're gonna just have to—

My point was gonna be—

Yeah, but I don't want to hear— I don't—

parents just don't need to—

Minor penalty, 2 minutes, delay of show.

Wow. Why is the government— I don't want to be one of these guys, but why is the government telling me how to raise my kids? Kids. I just think this is a situation where you keep your own kids off social media with all kind of guardrails if you believe that.

It's impossible.

How about you don't give them an iPhone?

How about you don't give them a smartphone until you feel like they need one? This is being said by someone who didn't have to raise kids during the internet age. Yeah, you're out of touch with this, my man. This is something that is damn near impossible to control, and you would need the government's help to make sure your kid's not on social media of any kind.

Even if even if I do take that away from my son, and I can take it from him and he is not going to be on that stuff anymore, maybe I even took his phone so he doesn't have a phone anymore to prevent that. You go to school, all the kids are on it.

Right.

There's a huge social aspect to it where even if I can police my son, now he's the odd man out at school. He's the only one who doesn't have it, even though I am doing a good job as a parent.

Okay, but I have an 8-year-old granddaughter, and I care about about her habits as I watch her growing. I personally don't like it when she uses a tablet at a dinner table in a restaurant, but I don't want the government to say she can't. I don't want the restaurant to put a rule about that. As a parent or a grandparent, if I'm watching her over the weekend, I'm gonna say, hey, please put your tablet away.

Oh, please.

While we're having a meal.

You and mom are the worst with letting her have her tablet, like while she's going to sleep, where we usually cut that off. And like, she— with you, she gets home with you, she's like, yeah, I had my tablet till like 11:30. I'm just saying, you're sitting here preaching something, and when she goes to—

Your mother does that. We disagree on that.

It's Nana's fault.

Okay, you've never heard me defend you, because I know you and your wife have an issue about this, about her using a tablet at a table. I agree with you, and I'll say it, I'll say it loud. I don't personally like that, but the larger point is I don't want the government or a restaurant to tell me how to parent. I wanna tell my own daughter or granddaughter, hey, let's have a conversation here, put that down for 20 minutes.

I say let's be humans.

Yes.

Well, but let me understand what you're saying here because generally speaking, it's easy in sort of the utopian hypothetical way to just sort of say, don't want government in my life that way. And of course, nobody wants government in their life very much invasively, but government does make rules about what age kids are allowed to drive. Government makes rules about what age you have to be to drink, for example, and that's danger to others, but what about if you—

We love it.

All Tony was trying to say was that parents want an excuse and want help to be able to have their kids off of social media. All the apps that Jeremy Tashay mentioned are all very dangerous apps for kids to be on, and all he was saying is that they need help. And if the government is able to help in that sense, I don't think they would push it away and say, "No, you know what? I don't want your help. I know how to raise my kid." No, I'm trying to get my kid the frick off of TikTok and FaceSnap.

That's a really great point, mustachioed stranger.

Uh, thank you for helping the audio audience on why it is I was laughing at his Bobby Valentine with a Cuban hat.

Roberto Valentino.

He came in in disguise after serving his penalty and then stood in the exact same spot Tony was in, but he fooled me because he had a mustache, and I'm like, who's this handsome stranger who speaks correctly when he's trying to speak into the microphone? Here's Tony from earlier in the show, Zez. You laughed at him. You tell me what was happening here with Tony and just speech and understanding.

The parent situation, Dan, that you mentioned, like don't teach me, or don't let me parent my kids the way that I want, or let me parent the kids the way I want.

Well said.

Who was that?

In March, the government invited public input on the issue, drawing more than 116,000 responses from parents, young people, and industry groups and experts, this is according to the New York Times. Government said that 90% of the parents who responded backed a minimum age of 16 for access to social media. And when we talk about this, this isn't— Most parents are gonna be good with it. Also about like harm. This is about self-harm, this is about bullying, this is about suicide. Like this is beyond just poor habits of scrolling. So like in the same way, I would have you think about this the way you might think about gun restrictions, right? Like is it gonna stop all of it?

No.

Is it going to help?

Yes. It doesn't have to be gun restrictions unless you're going to the far extreme of suicide, which is not an illogical complaint to file. I think of it more as pubs and drinks. I'm not drinking, but one of the things that our laws have not accounted for with what is— we can agree, an addiction, correct? It's a human addiction at this point, what is happening with the devices. None of our rules take into account the idea that if you're under 16 and on the internet, a whole lot of people can harm you in a number of different ways, and it's just not something that our laws have caught up to the technology on. So just put it on the poll because I am actually curious about this, uh, how the audience will respond to this at Levittard Show, because a lot of people are freedom absolutists. Should there be government regulations on your 15-year-old's internet use? Because I think the UK is ahead of the curve here on trying to do something about what is clearly a problem. There's no I don't think anyone would dispute that this is harming young people and harming a generation that the generation before them, it didn't have to worry about it all.

Australia did this last year, the year prior. Like, they've been way ahead of the curve on trying to stop young kids from being online just continuously.

The only dispute is going to come from parents who believe they can control the scenario. And I would tell you, no, you can't.

I wanted to ask Greg Cody, our football expert. I don't know if you saw this, what Calvin Johnson Calvin Johnson was talking about his single-season record and the idea that he has, you know, more passing yards receiving in a season than anybody. He says the guy that Stafford has— Stafford did it with Calvin Johnson— he says that Puka, if he stays healthy, is the guy most likely in the league to beat him when it comes to single-season passing yards, which is kind of crazy when you consider they had Cooper Kupp doing the same sorts of things that Puka was doing. The quote that Johnson told the Detroit Free Press was, "That would be kind of dope if Puka did it. I'd have to go to that game if he did that because I like Puka." And then this sentence: "He's getting some crap out of his system. That's just a young guy, but I think he's an awesome dynamic receiver." So getting some crap out of his system is going to rehab. That's what getting some crap out of his system as a young guy is.

Quite literally. Yeah, quite literally.

Right. I agree with him though. The record is going to be broken, right? I mean, and part of it is that the schedule going from 16 games to 17.

Yeah, that's right.

And now they're talking about 18. There's a lot of factions in the league trying to expand to an 18-game season. So it's just a matter of time. None of these records are going to last. Passing records, rushing records, sacks record. We saw the sack record fall last year. Longer seasons. Even one game makes a difference. It used to be a 12-game schedule, then it was 14, now it's 16, now it's 17. Records fall.

Is there any number in football that matters? Like, is 17-0 the only one that matters? Or is it the one that matters the most? Whose phone was that? Whose phone was that?

Yeah, that's mine. That's my fault. Pay up.

Hold the phone below the table, then we won't see it.

Can I have your wallet, please, so that I can fish some money out of there?

Big guy wallet. Yeah, no problem.

Is there—

Just so you know, Dan, as you grab that wallet, every Wednesday at bowling, he puts the wallet in his deck shoe.

I do.

That's where it lives during bowling.

Wash your hands afterwards. Such a dad move. Well, I don't care.

Such a dad move.

Sometimes I'll be like, Dad, give me a $20. And he'll have to reach into his shoe.

At least I don't have coins in my wallet.

Still got that photo of Mom in there?

Yes. My lovely bride. Break that for me anyway, will you? Break it into 4 fives.

You're going to give a valet a five?

Yeah.

Wow.

I'm a big tipper and you know it.

Usually you try to break the 5.

Zazz, do you have change for a 20 in your big ass wallet?

And I don't mean coins.

I have a 5 and a couple ones.

Okay, so.

And I have $1.16 in change.

All right, well you give me 2 5s, Dan will give me a 10, and then give me my 20 back.

Tony will trick a cashier into giving you a 20.

Exactly right, Greg, I was gonna say, how about Zazz give you his money, but you never give him the other money?

Fair.

Let's go here to this street—

Hold my wallet so that people can't zoom in on my license, will ya?

Really? You're a liar. So wait a minute, you think, just to be clear, you think that there's a way, okay, for us to zoom in on your driver's license from here with our stationary cameras that don't have any cameraman?

Yeah, just like thousands of people are looking at CodyCup.TheGregCodyShow.com and go into that website.

Which looks really blurry when you look up at the screen.

At least small people have a magnifying glass that they're putting against their TV set.

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I want to address Tony and all men who would wear that shirt in public.

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Get me the sound, please, and the video of an incompetent streaker that we have. I believe this was at the United States game. Messi plays today. The US plays again on Friday. And Zaslo, I want you to help me here with the play-by-play before we get started. On what this audio and video is because there's a guy in sunglasses holding a ball, standing very high above the field, and he is surrounded by security there. How many security people do you see there?

I would say this is like 20 security people. This is a guy right after the game, so the game had just ended. He's like, "All right, this is my moment. I'm gonna go out into the field." So he's kind of like pacing back and forth, looking for his spot to jump onto the field.

But they're onto him.

Looks a little like Jeremy.

Yes, this guy's running back and forth back and forth on the ledge. He's being surrounded by security waiting for him to jump off. He's, he's doing like fake out, fake out, you know? And now, now he jumps off.

Fricking idiot. You fricking idiot.

You dumbass.

You fricking idiot.

So he basically just jumped off right into the arms of 20 security guards. It's just, you gotta pivot at that point, brother. You gotta pivot. You gotta, you're pacing, you did 4 paces, there's 17 security guards.

He jumped into a sea of security guards.

Not only that, it's not like— if you're listening on the, on the podcast, he's like right next to the railing. He can just jump to the other side of the railing and jump up and run up the stairs and be gone.

He can call an audible.

Uh, just for the record though, as we play this again, I would like for us to examine, okay, as, uh, Mark Norman runs back and forth here with a soccer ball in his hands, uh, how many steps How many steps does he take by the time he hops on the ground before he's tackled by 7 people, okay? How many steps does he take?

Yeah. None. Straight down to the ground.

Half a step.

Stupid.

And then people throw beer and a cup at him, and he's literally got 9 people on him who are unnecessarily panicked given how secure the situation is.

The guy in the suit is like laying on top of him, like screaming for help.

It's like, what's going on here? Less chance that that person is going to do harm to anyone in that stadium than anyone else who's in that stadium, given that there are literally 9 people on top of him, 4 in suits, 3 in yellow jackets, and just a couple milling about trying to earn their paycheck.

Why does the guy in the suit— What is he doing? Believe that the 4 security guards who are there as well aren't on top of the situation?

And then he gets a soda thrown on him and he's like just pointing up like, hey, Hey, get that—

stop throwing stuff! I felt that.

That seems to me— okay, streaking in general, don't totally get how it could possibly be worth whatever the fine is. But specifically, given World Cup security, given what the issues are presently in this country with just danger, this seems a remarkably stupid thing to do. Even by the diminished stupid standards of streakers.

Yeah, to nitpick, that guy's not a streaker. He's fully clothed.

Yeah, I was just gonna say, isn't streaker naked?

Yes. Well, or partially naked.

So underwear only are good.

So what do we call this person? What if not a streaker?

A pitch invader is what the LLM says, Dan.

Pitch invader?

Right. A ne'er-do-well.

Yeah, if you're streaking, there has to be nakedness.

Yes.

And I think underwear, tighty-whities, or boxers.

That counts.

Tighty-whities definitely count.

Let's hear it, tighty-whities guy.

Uh, I'm a boxer briefs guy.

All right.

But you said "uh" though. You said "uh" there for a second.

I was a tighty-whities guy a lot longer than most people were.

Checks out.

You know, like I was definitely like, I was definitely tighty-whities at like 17 still.

Really?

You know, I feel like most of my friends were boxers at that point, you know? So I was tighty-whities for a long time.

Were you wearing tighty-whities when the Heat won the championship and you got your first ring?

Oh, no, well that was their second championship and I got my first ring. No, no, no, I was boxer briefs. But with their first championship, I was 25 years old, I might have still been tighty-whities.

Maybe. No, boy, that's too old for tighty-whities.

Whatever, man, hang with 'em.

The real pitch invader is Otto Lopez. He has the most hits in baseball.

Oh, lo.

Hang with 'em is a funny phrase to use as it relates to—

I have good phrases. Tighty-whities.

—when you guys—

I have a photo of Zazzle up right now.

Correct me on streaker. Pitch invader. If I had said that on first reference to the audience, they wouldn't have had any idea what I was talking about. There's a pitch invader here, and it's, it's not— streaker is an all-purpose word whether the person is naked or not for somebody who's streaking across the field because—

But this guy wasn't.

But in old school, if somebody had —jogged alongside Will Ferrell with clothes on, we would have said, "There's one streaker here." Like, "Buddy, you—" I thought that the phrase "streaker" is because you're streaking across the field, that it doesn't actually have to do with nudity of any kind, that nude is a bonus, tighty-whities is a bonus, shirtless is a bonus, but that "streaker" itself is talk for what you're doing across the field. Do I not have that correct?

Do I have it— You're wrong.

I'm wrong?

Yeah, you're wrong about that. And also, I would question whether this guy was a pitch invader because the pitch is the playing field. He was not, not near the—

So he's a sideline invader. What I should have said, a sideline invader is what I should have said. He's a failed pitch invader. So, so I should have described that as, here's a failed pitch invader trying to invade the pitch because he's not streaking because he's wearing clothes.

Let me give you a quick definition. A streaker is a person who runs naked through a public space. People streak to get attention for a prank, as a dare, or as a form of protest, typically at sporting events and public gatherings.

The first recorded incident of running naked in public by a college student in the United States occurred in 1804 at Washington College, when senior George William Crump was arrested for running naked through Lexington, Virginia, where the university was located. He was suspended for the academic season, but remember, he later went on to become a U.S. congressman.

See, like, you would think if he was the first one, it'd be called crumping, right? Instead of streaking.

That's a dance, though.

There had to be so many Georges in that time.

He was the ambassador to Chile.

I gotta be honest with you, I don't even care what you think about me about the tighty-whities. Tighty-whities are comfortable, all right? When you get home—

No, they're not. That's the whole reason why everybody changes.

They're very comfortable. You get home, you take off your shirt, you take off your pants, you get comfortable. Everybody knows that, just walk around the Zazzle— well, it wasn't really a mansion when I was growing up, but I'd walk around the Zazzle house as a teenager. I'd be in my tighty-whities, and maybe I wore them in college too, whatever. Hang with them.

Again with "hang with them," hang with them as it relates to the tighty-whities. It's great word choices. I don't think that anyone thinks of tighty-whities as comfortable. Put it on the poll @LebatardShow. Are tighty-whities comfortable? Greg, when, about what age did you make the transition from tighty-whities to boxers? Because I don't know When were boxers invented? Because I'm—

Boxers are terrible.

I'm guessing that when Greg Cody was a boy, there were no boxers. I'm gonna guess that boxer shorts or sort of underwear are probably 60, 50 years old?

Horrible. They were invented and used in English since 1944. So when Greg was like a teenager.

In England.

No, they've been used as a term in English. Okay. Boxer.

The boxer brief, early '90s.

I was a Fruit of the Loom boy, but once I became a man, a college-age man, I was a boxer guy for sure. Still wear the boxers.

Boxers are terrible. You're free ballin'.

I gotta, I gotta— You're hangin' loose is what you're doin'.

Nah, no one needs that.

You're hangin' loose.

You're wearing shorts underneath your pants.

Yeah. Greg, are you ready to do your catchphrases?

Yes, sir.

Are you excited about it?

I am excited.

Where are we in the catchphrase list?

Coming up with your own material this week?

Next week we're about to reveal numbers 13 and 14.

Which may turn into 23 and 24.

Or should I say 14 and 13? I will announce that the Catchphrase Countdown will increase from a top 60 at least to a top 65, but the next increase will be the last one. That's for sure, we think.

I don't believe you.

I'm not in control of this. We bring it up on the board.

But it's official now? You hadn't made it official before. All of these can be found on The Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody.

With. That's right. Roy has it right. So he wasn't correct.

Yeah.

So correct is incorrect.

Correct is incorrect, yeah. Set rec.

The Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody.

Right. With.

So is this 13 or 14, or is this— I guess this is officially now 19. We're back to 20 and 19.

No, change is not in effect yet.

Well, it's been announced here next week's Greg Cody Show will have the change in effect.

Yeah. So this is 13 and 14, which next week is going to be 18 and 19.

—unless we go back to 75, in which it will be 23 and 24.

Right.

Oh my God. No, that's if it's 70. If it's 75, then it'll be 30 and 29.

75 is the ideal number. It's magisterial.

Dan didn't think you had 50.

He didn't think I had 5, like Zazz barely has 5. And now he's got 4.

I'm considering putting together a list of my own. We'll see. You are? I'm considering it.

When? Well, I don't want—

Well, that's the entire point. I don't want you to keep stealing from me, so I may need to put together my own list, put it out there so that you can't continue to steal from me. You already took one of my go-to phrases and all you did was put a "hey" in front of it, and all of a sudden that means it's yours.

That's not fair. In a sing-song.

He sang it. That's not fair. And he made it better.

Hey, that's what I'm talking about.

No, it's, that's what I'm talking about. Oh? It's—

Hey, that's what I'm talking about!

And you see, because you did it before me, so now everybody thinks it's you, and that's bullshit. So I'm considering my own list. Now, it's not gonna be as long as yours.

Yeah, are you gonna do a top 2?

Nope, whatever! Whatever I do, I'm gonna put it out there so that you cannot steal any more of my content.

It won't be as good as— Hey, that's what I'm talking about!

That's what I'm trying to avoid.

Ready? Yes, should I say number 65 or number 60?

No, number 60. I'm Fuller than Vern Fuller. 59. Where's my click-click? 58. Hey, Butterfinger, up! 57. Punt. 56. Scranton! 55. I'm visiting a one-armed paper hanger. 54. Georgia! Georgia! 53. I'm the kind of guy that— 52. Ballin' the Jack. 51. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, baby! 50. Thank you, Billy. 49. I love 'em like a pet. 48, who made it a salad? 47, we're rolling now, huh? 46, your brain beating me. 45, let's go States and Côte d'Ivoire. 44, driver comfort is paramount. 43, dummy up, Sebop. 42, catch as catch can. 41, doesn't make it right. 40, so forth and so on. 39, very good. 38, the Little League theory. 37, nice hat, asshole. 36, the others, they all learned from me. 35, don't go showering to try to please me. 34, look at that jerk. 33, it's like a packing house in here. 32, would you learn. 31, hee haw 3, bada bop. 30, I'm not gonna take a quiz.

29, sassafras.

28, whoopee break a window.

27, hello.

26, who won. 25, trailers for sale or rent. 24, you gotta eat a peck of dirt before you die. 23, 3 words, we are the Lobos. 22, You're gonna go to Buffalo with Bernie Parmley. 21, rappy cac. 20, another crisis solved. 19, nice chatting with ya. 18, he ain't heavy, he's my blank. 17, hey, that's what I'm talking about. 16, who let a pet. 15, good on ya. And now, whew.

Yeah.

Thank you. Number 14, dancing swords.

Oh, very anticlimactic reveal.

And number 13, QK, AKA Quick Crap.

Those two, it's fitting that those two are together. Yeah. 'Cause they are often seen. They're back to back.

They are back to back, literally.

Literally. When I have dancing swords, I gotta take a QK.

Yeah, damn right.

He is Winded and—

Ryan Winded.