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That's wrong. I mean, that's right. It's Thursday Thunder and it's brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Juju, what do we got? Yes, sir, man. I'd like to remind everyone who became a millionaire last week from last week's win on Thursday Thunder that we about to do it again tonight, baby. I got a big one coming up tonight, man. Man, you're not gonna believe me at first, but trust me, lock this in. I got 6 legs for you. Hey yo, first leg, I'm going with my brother Kel though. Keldon Johnson, man, for 6 points at least. They woke that beast up last game. He realized last game, um, I can do this thing with 20+ last game. So of course my boy gonna lock in 6. Next leg, Nas is like, Nas is like Nas is like gonna get 8 points at least. Nas Reid, lock that in. Next leg, my second favorite player in the NBA right now, Jayden McDaniels, for 10 points at least, man. Come on, we talking Scooby Snacks so far. Next leg, Stephon Castle, or as they call him on, uh, Family Matters, Stephon Cassell, 12 points at least.

Come on, man, it's elimination game, he gotta get them. Next leg, Victor Wembanyama, the alien. He gonna come down from outer space and get you 13 boards. You feel me? And the last leg, man, we going with the San Antonio Spurs to close the thing out tomorrow night, -4.5 points, man. Lock all those in and you, sir, will be a billionaire.

Good job, Juju. Juju, should they have called a foul at the end of regulation last night, Pistons and Cavaliers? How'd you see it?

Man, I think it's a bad week for precedents in the NBA this week, bruh. This is the stuff that slippery slopes are made of, you feel me? Like, I understand that the Pistons blew a 9-point lead down the stretch. I understand that they look kind of very sloppy throughout the game, but the law is the law, man. It's not your job to check the vibes, Tony Brothers. Your job is to call the foul, call the penalty. The same thing that be happening with these police in these streets, bro. Your job ain't to check how I'm— what I look like before this crime start. The crime happened to me, man. You saw my boy trip me. What's the rules? So I think that we gonna have to get this together because like the elbows from Wimby, bro, if, if I see that you're not gonna call that next game down the stretch, I'm filing you, man. I'm going for it.

Are the Cavaliers gonna end this now tomorrow night at home?

I kind of hope they do because at this point that's the more interesting series moving forward. Like, salute to Jaden Duren, but brother, you got benched the whole fourth quarter, man. I'm sorry, get out of my face. You cost yourself. Basketball Paul look way better than Jaden Duren right now. I think they should start Basketball Paul. He got you 10 points, 8 rebounds, and he ain't played till the fourth quarter. You did, come on. Like, I think that the Pistons brand of basketball is, it got you this far, but you gonna need something else for them Knicks next round. And I think the Cavaliers with Evan Mobley and my boy the Afro Man Jared Allen, that's what you need to defend against Cat right now because New York got that look in their eyes and I don't think the Pistons got what it takes.

What are we gonna do tonight? There's no NBA tonight. There's also no NBA on Saturday no matter what happens with tomorrow night's games. What are we doing this? I mean, you proved Dan right. You don't watch the, the playoff hockey when the Panthers aren't in it because we got a doubleheader. I know we got the Canadiens and the, and the Sabers, and then we have the Ducks and the Knights. I'm into it. 7 o'clock and 9:30. Don't you— don't, don't try me. All right, you're the one that asked the question, big guy. Don't try me.

Also, we got a lot of W happening right now. It's a lot of hoops tonight, baby. This is a perfect time to train your kids the right way. Look, we'll get to back to the business tomorrow with the favorite players you like, but tonight, look at the W. Look how great it is. See, I told you. So lock it in tonight, for real, for real.

All right, uh, Juju, let's do some polls. What do we got for today?

Yes, sir, man. As I pull these polls up, I like to give you the Stood on Business Award. The SOB.

Thank you. You said you're an SOB.

This fight this week, you said the fight this weekend is going to be what it is and you did not budge. Terrible.

I'll still watch, like, whatever. I assure you, Netflix doesn't care if I think it's good or bad as long as I watch. I assure you.

Yeah, for sure. And then I like to give Dan the Kentucky Fried Chicken Award. But you ain't helped no damn duck cross the street. But I don't believe you.

Show it to me. Thank you.

Nor Turtle, does Dave Sampson have a shaved chest like a dolphin? 92% of the audience says yes, he does. Wow. Let's remind Dave that that was a poll question, not the social media team trying to take a shot at you, bro. Does it seem like the walls are closing in on all humans? 96% of the audience says yes, it does. Told you. Do narcissists know that they are narcissists? 86% of the audience says no, they don't. Damn. Have you ever seen any part of The Jennifer Hudson Show other than the dancing entrances? 90% or 96% of the audience says no, they haven't. No. Is James Harden anybody's favorite player? 79% of the audience says no. And last poll, if you replace SGA with Donovan Mitchell, would Donovan Mitchell be the MVP slash champion right now? 55% of the audience says yes. And those are your polls.

Wow, that's good. Excellent job, dude.

Yes, sir. Before we get out of here, man, I'd like to remind everybody, bruh, uh, Amin El Hassan and my brother Izzy got something fire going on right now. It's The Step Back, uh, hosted with my brother Dan. Please go check it out, bruh. It's so good. It's about LeBron, bruh. Lock it in. As well as Zazzlo 2.0 and everybody else's properties. But I think this is— this should be highlighted this week for sure.

Lock it in.

Thanks, Juju. Thank y'all.