Transcript of Postgame Show: The Rob Ryan Tweet

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We all saw Devante Adams pull up, running down the field the other day. For some reason, Sean McVay is still listing him as questionable for Thursday's game. I just want to say, Sean McVay, boy, stop, boy. We see what's happening. Rule my boy out. The playoffs are happening in fantasy football right now. Allow us to put him on the IR.

You don't think it's a Greg Cody, you never know situation?

It is a never... It's not that.

We do know.

We know for sure.

You don't want to give any edge to the opposition there, Juju. In this case, it's the Seahawks. Leave them wondering if Devante Adams is going to play.

Yes, sir. And I got a question for you. Big news came out yesterday. Mick Foley leaving the WWE. How you feel about that, bro?

Yeah, so Mick Foley. I'll tell you what, Donald Trump, President Trump finally united the nation. Everyone is angry at his tweet about Rob Ryan, and that includes Mick Foley.

That's a fine.

Did I say Rob Ryan? Yeah, Rob Ryan.

Oh, yeah. Mcfoley.

That's right. Rob Ryan. It's a play on. Yeah, so Mick Foley, he's really angry. He's really angry that WWE essentially has a relationship, a political relationship with President Trump. He straight up quit his legend's contract yesterday and said, I can't, in good faith, continue to work for a company that is side by side with the President.

Aew collision course?

I don't know. But a lot of people say they disagree with stuff, and they don't really do anything about it. He just straight up did something about it.

Do Do you remember who went to Rob Reiner's house just the other day?

This is interesting that you bring that up.

This is how we get to it. This is how it gets into your psyche.

You are correct, Trista. There is a picture, and I happened to see it yesterday on Twitter where Billy Crystal and his wife were standing outside the Reiner household.

That's where my mind went. When you said Billy Crystal, I was like, he must have seen that.

Yeah, that's clearly where it came from in my dream was I had thought of Billy Crystal earlier in the day because I saw that picture.

Would it have been better or worse if it was Larry David in bed with your wife?

What a dangerous game you have of people you think about throughout the day.

That's who- I may have a dream about them having sex with my wife, making me a cuckold. How about this? You see this? This was a few minutes ago, actually. Sham Srani had tweeted, The New York Knicks will not raise an NBA Cup Championship banner at Madison Square Garden. The Lakers and Bucks did raise banners for their NBA Cup titles. The Knicks will celebrate with their home fans on Friday night.

No, absolutely. I think that's a great move for a franchise that has so much success. Where are they going to put the banner? How are they going to squeeze it in between Taylor Swift's sellout streak and Billy Joel's sellout streak? How can we devalue such great moments in Madison Square Garden history?

Is this a semantics thing where they're not going to do a ceremony where something is raised, but you will see something up there? They'll just put it up there.

Oh, meaning it is semantics, actually, that they're not going to raise the banner because the banner is already going to be up there.

There's no pregame ceremony, but there's going to be some acknowledgement around the arena where they see this championship.

No, I would say this means they are not going to have a banner up there.

Didn't Knicks fans poopoo? Didn't they downplay the Lakers Cup victory?

Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why they're not doing it.

That's not why. Neither here nor there. Go ahead, bro. You guys are up there.

I just got a couple of last couple of notes from Las Vegas that I'd like to share with you guys, if I may. Number one, my biggest regret. Apparently, the Wizard of Oz is playing At the Sphere. At the Sphere. I had an opportunity to purchase tickets, but purchase tickets nonetheless, and go and get totally zooted and watch Wizard of Oz. Nice. I passed on it. I know. I'm regretting it severely now, my man.

The zooted part is very important.

Very important. The other thing I want to say is there's an epilog to the Michelle Beatle adventures because I went back to the Lucid Slot machine on the strip, recorded Michelle Beatle, with Michelle Beatle. And I swear to God, it was like a fucking instant replay. Really? Because I put it... This time, I said, this time, I said, it's because I went too shallow. I got to go hard. I got to put money in. You should have let her go first. I did.

So it's not the same thing.

She won $6,700. They ran out of cash. Typically, the guy comes and he puts the code in, and then someone comes out with the stacks of cash. They came up, and it was like, We ran out of cash. Here's a voucher. She had to go to the cage to cash the voucher. Meanwhile, your boy. Couple hundo down. $500. Okay. In the shitter. No, not 500 made.

Oh, you lost 500.

Boom, all of it. This after, I had a great run at the roulette wheel. Nice.

Juju, can we update some polls for today?

Yes, sir. Well, I found a pose. Congratulations to Terrence Crawford on a phenomenal career. You know what I mean? 42 and 0. Can't beat it with a hammer. We only had two polls today. Can you fly in your dreams? 74% of the audience says, Yes, they can.

That's right.

Got to remember to try that. It's hard because when you're in a dream, you don't always know.

I know sometimes.

It's really easy because you jump and then you just don't land.

But I don't know. At the time, I don't know I'm in a dream.

But I don't do it like I'm jumping from a building to building. I do it where I'm standing still like Superman. I could just...

See, it's not an explosion for me. It's just It just slowly just rocked.

So no flapping's involved. No flapping's involved.

What am I, an asshole?

There's three posts, turns out. Is your wife a total stud? That should be 100. 77% of the audience says, Yes.

I can see that.

And the last poll, Have you ever had a dream, woke up, and then reentered that same dream once you fell back asleep? 68% of the audience says, says, Yes, they have, and those are your posts.

I want every man who said their wife was not a total stud to be put out there on front street.

That 23% voted no.

They need to be outed.

Hold on. Okay, what if the 23% represent women in same-sex relationships where they're the stud, meaning the wife is not?

She's the femme. It's 23% have femme wives, and they are studs.