Transcript of Postgame Show: Dan's Kinky Birthday (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Bill Barnwell is saying that the packers will be paying Micah Parsons the equivalent of $65 million per year over the next four years. And one of the weird things that happens where you would assume that pass rush in Denver, for example, that is great. You would assume it would result in more turnovers than last year. It has not. With Micah Parsons this year, the packers went from third in interception rate last year to 26th in interception rate this year. You need a pass rusher. Everybody would want a pass rusher. It makes sense to want a pass rusher. The packers can't pick the ball off all of a sudden. Juju Gatti is here. I imagine he's real disappointed with the entire group at how it is you reacted to Pablo Torre being named Sports Media Person of the Year by awful announcing. He's always positive, he's always supportive, he supports his teammates.

He's got to be just generally mortified by your indifference that Pablo is changing the entirety of the game, and Zaz and Chris Cody are shrugging their shoulders while Zaz dreams of hosting shows with Yannis.

Right, We got to salute our brothers and sisters when we do accomplishments, man. They got few and far between in a lot of cases in the world. When our brothers and sisters do great in the world, we got to pat them on the back, man. We're looking at two champion GMs right now in that studio right now. I don't think that's enough been talked about. Everybody, Pablo, for sure. Jared, another one. Come on now. My boy, Greg Cody, another book on the way. Come on now. Zaz 2. 0 hats being made now. That's how much the fanfare has risen. Roy playing hockey himself these days. My boy was in past the other day. Come on, man. My boy Tony, he out on the beach, on the pier, and he got other basketball podcast going on. Come on, bro. Everybody in that studio doing great. But today is about the Kid Daniel Levatard, man. Happy birthday, brother. We love you so much, man.

Pat me on the six. Wow.

Now you get it.

That was more than three there.

I know. It did. It wasn't a six. My arm's not that long. You did pat me on the three. It was the microphone. It got in your way. The microphone got in your way. Juju, before we update the polls, what else do you want to get to before we get to the polls?

Definitely. In Dan Lebitard fashion, you always say it's not your kink, but we know. We were your family. We understand. I'm going to go top five Dan Lebitard costumes that I can think of. Wow.

This is big. A lot to choose from here.

Number five, whoever you were. I don't know if this is Goldilocks missing the three bears, but number five, sir. Who are you wearing, brother?

I think I was Game of Thrones. I think that was-Just the whole show. That's you? What was the star, the dragon woman? What was-Kalisi?

I think that's what I was doing there with Game of Thrones. Look at those arms. You look good. It's a lot of arms showing off there.

Come on, man. 27-inch pythons, man. Number four, Benito, man. My boy, this year, you were fresh as hell as Benito. I loved it, man. You put very... Look how the effort you put into this. I don't know if it was you or Valarie, but the gloves bought it home, bro.

I think I know the answer to that.

It wasn't me making those gloves with sequins. That was Valarie. It wasn't me stitching those gloves.

There was little glasses Oh, this would be nice.

3: 00 in the morning. Number three, my boy, he dressed up. I was like, 2023, Ken. Look at him. Come on, man. Look at the hips on my boy.

Those are skinny jeans right there.

Right. It was fantastic. It went along with the season. The movie had just come out. Brilliant costume. Number two, my brother, when you was Richard Simmons. This is more epic because of what you were talking about right there. The world had been waiting on you to finally discuss Whitlock, and you said, You know what? Let's do it. And the number one costume, man, made hearts break across the country. My boy took his chest out, man. Dan is Nacho Libre, man. Look at the kicks, man. Everywhere. Head to toe, man. Drip certified. Salute, brother. Happy birthday.

Thank you, Juju. I appreciate that for my birthday, you have caused me the great national and international shame of this is not a kink.

I'm embarrassed by these all the time. I love these. Okay, you guys keep saying that. You guys are better at knowing what I feel than I am. Yes, I know that. When I tell you I feel differently, you're great at calling me a liar. Let's update some polls. Do you know how annoying it is for me to spend an hour in the bathroom before I come in to work with Valarie putting makeup on me and an assortment of things that are uncomfortable? You guys think I like it? I do not like it. I never like it. You love it. I do it for the audience. I do it for our loyal fans. How many penalties do you guys owe around here?

Penalties. Punishments, I think I owe two. Chris owe four. One. I don't know. That's three. Three? I have to sing the National Anthem. You sing the National Anthem yet? Then I got to do a TikTok. Then there's two more. I thought it was one more. Okay. I'll sing that National Anthem in tomorrow. How about that?

You guys are not responsible. You're not accountable. Cody, Greg, do you owe any punal? It's week 15 now.

No, Cody hasn't picked one even one time this year.

You haven't lost?

He hasn't been here on a Thursday. Should we have him go right now for this week? So he has to. Yeah. We should.

Yes, go ahead.

We'll get the bucket. We won't make the reaper dress up. I'll go get the bucket.

Okay.

What do you mean the reaper dresses up?

That's what the reaper looks like every day. The reaper doesn't dress up. The reaper's always dressed as the reaper.

I don't know what the reaper looks like underneath, but it's got clothes on, right?

No, the reaper goes A reaper can be naked.

No.

Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Is the grim reaper ever not in costume? And does the grim reaper ever walk around nude around his house or her house when the reaper is being the reaper? Yeah, this Being the reaper would like that. Being the reaper.

At Levitard Show, we will close out the show today by having Greg Cody go to the bucket. But let's update these polls, Juju.

Can you be great athletically if your name is Biff 77% of the audience says, No, you cannot. Does Diego Pavia put the ass in class? 91% of the audience says, Yes, he does. That made me mad yesterday when we had Josh Pate on, and he was like, Well, I just have a Diego Pavia filter. Did I just, No, brother, that was Shadr. We had no Shadr damn filter. Not to hear nor to hear. Has anyone ever said anything interesting after saying, I don't know if this is interesting to you? 82% of the audience says, No, they have not. And last poll, can the average nine-year-old kid tell time on a clock that isn't digital? 81% of the audience says, No, they can't. And those are your polls.

That is just officially dying. Telling time without digital aid is something that is dying. Here comes Tony with the Dentec bucket. Where's the reaper? No reaper today. No reaper, just Tony. Reach into the Dentec bucket and let's see what we have here. I don't have point spreads in front of me. I don't have schedules in front of me either. So, yeah, you like to rummage. Make sure that when you take your pick, you speak in front of the microphone, Greg. I see you're moving away from the microphone again.

San Francisco.

Monday Night Football at Philip Rivers. I have that in my That's how I know that so quickly.

There's six-point favorite at the Colts on Monday Night Football. Keeping it? I like that. Okay, he's going to keep it. Yeah.

All right. So Philip Rivers, who is older than Greg Cody, is starting a game against the San Francisco 49ers. That's why I kept it. Thank you, Juju. Appreciate the time, as always.

Yes, sir.

If we're slapping people on the 6 as well, I will say that you should support Ali Oop. He does a great job on all basketball matters and pop culture matters. Juju, Aliup, wherever it is you get your podcast, also has its own YouTube page if you want to support all the things Juju is. Thank you, sir.

Yes, sir.