Transcript of The Big Suey: 20 More Minutes For Sushi (feat. Nick Wright)

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Grateful that nick Wright is making time for us today. I imagine he's in a bit of a state of despondence. So how many body parts would you give up of any kind, injured to yourself, if I could make Patrick Mahomes not have a torn knee ligament? Which body parts would you give up in exchange for having him not be hurt right now?

Listen, far be it for me to question the editorial judgment of this show, this same show, I think that at least the Miami studio multiple times tried to derail podcast and radio gold to give us, I don't know, baseball updates. But we're not leading with the NBA Cup, Dano. I mean, don't put me on camera. I even dressed for the occasion. I'm like Rob Lowe just with the generic NFL hat, except it's the NBA. Wimby, Jalen Brunson, you want to talk football? I guess people still care about it. All of my knee ligaments, Dan. All of them. What do I need knee ligaments for it. If that were a serious thing where it's like, okay, listen, he can be guaranteed to be full health, which he will be, and back better than ever, which he will be, but also just Just so he doesn't have to go through. He deserves an offseason. It's been a long seven years. I don't need my knee ligament. I mean, I like riding bikes, but I'd give that up. It's no problem. What did you think I would say?

I didn't know, actually. I managed to be wrong twice about your team. I said they were dead offensively 10 games in. I changed my mind after two games. Yeah, I got it wrong two times with your team. But what I hadn't realized, nick, and I don't know if you felt the size of this as well, I didn't consider it possibly over until, all of it over until his knee went out because it affects next season. I don't know how much your coaches want to be around and your salary cap problems and everything else. I thought it was more doomsday. I hadn't considered doomsday scenario.

Well, you still shouldn't consider doomsday scenario. They have the most talented quarterback in the history of the league who, if he never plays another down, is the second-greatest quarterback of all time in the prime of he just turned 30. And listen, this sucks. This is a huge bummer. This was the one part of following the braided trajectory that I wanted him to skip, the blown-out knee in his eighth year as a starter, but right after playing for his Rang 4 and being the greatest team ever in your seventh year as a starter. But he checked this box as well. The doomsday stuff is foolishness. It can't... And here's why it's foolishness. It cannot simply be either the Chiefs this year were going to supplant the 11 to 18 Patriots as the greatest, most successful eight-year run in NFL history, or if they don't, it's doomsday. Now, I understand Patrick's knee injury is more than a fly in the ointment, but it's 2025. Like, guys come back from ACLs as good as ever, particularly guys that aren't... If I'm being totally honest, I am sicker for packer fans this week than I am for Chiefs fans.

Because Chiefs fans, while I was late to admit it, it was pretty evident during the game, Juju doesn't believe me, or he's a packer fan. I don't know if he doesn't believe me or he's a packer fan. I'm a Bills fan. I got a lot of words for you. Keep going. Okay, so we can discuss, Juju. The packers were an excellent team that might have had a real shot at the Super Bowl derailed. That is a special type of torture. While I didn't want to admit it, it was pretty clear by halftime of the Chargers game, if not weeks prior, that this Chief's team didn't have it. So the 2025 Chiefs, with or without the injury, weren't going to play in or win a Super Bowl. The packers could have, and their two best players on their team, Kraft and Micah, both went down with injury. That is a potential championship taken. And this idea that next year is in question, I will believe that when I see it. And Dan, I don't know if you know this about me, but I am a gambler. I would bet a lot of money that Patrick Mahomes is the Kansas Chief's week one starter next year.

What's Juju mad at me about? You guys should go to the Super Bowl now. It's never been laid out more perfectly. Mahomes isn't there. Burrows not there. Lamar, who is actually the one guy in the playoff you guys can beat, he might not be there. Go to the Super Bowl, and I'm hoping you do it. Like, Bill's fans deserve it. Bills fans are great fans. Josh Allen is a great player. Just no pressure. But if you don't make the Super Bowl this year, you probably I never will. So I'd go ahead and make it this year. Yeah, that's my problem. Yes, Patrick Mahomes isn't there. Lamar Jackson isn't there. You know who else isn't there? The Bill's defensive line, the Bill's receiving core. You just can't do it. Just because Patrick Mahomes isn't there doesn't mean Julian can win a Championship this year. You have to have a good team, and that's what the Houston Texan have. You don't have a good team? No, we have a Superman. James Cooke is going to rush for 1,700 yards. Touche. Right? James Cooke is pretty good. Your offensive line is pretty good. Josh Allen is spectacular, and you have a top three past events in football.

Nobody gets to have a perfect team, guys. I'm so sick of hearing this from fans who tell me all year long what a superhero their quarterback is. And then when we approach win, it's do or die. It's like I got to hear from Justin Herbert fans about how bad the offensive line is. I guess Juju is upset that you guys have a bad run defense. Get over it, bro. You have a great past defense. You have a superhero at quarterback. You have a great running back. You're playing kids and old men. You're going to play young, 22-year-olds and 44-year-olds en route to a Super Bowl. Go to the Super Bowl, bro. It's not that hard. Oldman. She's been in five and last six. Gary Oldman. It is hard whenever you have random people playing wide receiver for you. We don't attack the free agent market. All Josh Allen needs is one go-to receiver. Instead, he has to find where Dawson Knox is in the year 2025. I have listened to Bill's fans, and again, I think you're going to go to the Super Bowl this year. I've listened to Bills' fans to run this hypothetical of, if you drop Patrick in Buffalo and Josh in Kansas City, what's the ring count?

All right. And my answer is, Patrick still has all the Bills fans disagree with me. So you mean they are asking Josh Allen to go to a Super Bowl with Juju Smith-Schuster and Marques Valdes-Scantling as his lead receiver, except he also has James Cooke instead of Isiah Pacheco? Sounds pretty awesome. Go do it. Believe in your team. Believe in your guy. Give me a break with this, Woe is me, we don't have a Madden, create a team. Everything's been laid out perfectly. You're peaking at the right time. You just walked down the Patriots. I believe in you. This isn't like some reverse jinks. I believe Josh Allen one day is going to win a Super Bowl. Part of me likes the fact that if this is the year, I'm like, Yeah, he won the Super Bowl, but Patrick wasn't in the tournament, so it's like half a ring. But this is a great year to do it. Go to the Super Bowl, bro. If Bo Nicks or Drake may get there before Josh, and it's because Oh, man, they had better de-tackle play, then go jump in the ocean, bro. Go to the Super Bowl.

I'm sorry. I got to point out a couple of things that you said. Number one, you said it was apparent by the Chargers game, if not a few weeks earlier. It didn't sound like it was apparent to you when You come on the show, you were talking pie in the sky. We got this. We're going to do this. The other thing you said is, I'm sick of these fans complaining. They say, Oh, my quarterback is a superhero. But when they lose, they start complaining about the line and all that stuff. That's what you just did. You just did that about your own team.

Okay, so I mean, again, and I'm not trying to start more like beef with people on the show, but I would strongly recommend in the future, if you're going to run back words that I said, you actually listen to the words that I said. Because to deal with the first thing, what I said was it was apparent to everyone but me. So I was front running that obvious criticism that I was going to receive because I was the last one. I even think I said I was the last one holding out hope. It became apparent to me. I said, by halftime at the Chargers game. And you don't know what I was saying during the Chargers game because I was watching that alone, sad in my house. That's first of all. Second of all, what damn excuse did I make at any point in any of this for Patrick Mahomes? And first of all, no excuses are necessary. Prior to this year, he played in five of the last six Super Bowl. But when have I at any point said that, Yeah, there's nothing that could be done? I haven't said any of that. I said, The Chiefs didn't have it.

He's on the Chiefs. Everybody needed to be better this year, including the quarterback. We can do the argument jujitsu if you want, but you got to tell me what I'm arguing with.

I feel like you're making the same argument that Juju just made about, Hey, Even though my quarterback is amazing, there are structural issues with my team that makes it perhaps an obstacle for them to achieve the ultimate prize.

Sweet Christ, man. Are you comparing the worst... The 2025 Chiefs, which were from quarterback play on down, the worst Chiefs team of the decade, to a Bills team coming off its best win of the year, Josh Allen, some people believe, is the League MVP. They're, I think, the highest scoring team in the conference. They have the best past events they've had in the last three years. Like, these are apples and bowling balls, bro.

I'm not comparing the teams. I'm comparing Sergeant Semantics. The argument that you are making is strikingly similar to the argument you're striking down from other people, regardless of the caliber of team that we're talking about.

What is the argument you think I'm making, bro? What are you saying?

You got it. It's okay.

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He said titties. It shocked me a little bit. I wasn't quite prepared for titties.

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All right, this is happening again. This just general tension with Pablo, with Amine, with Juju. He's coming after everybody.

I have no tension with Juju at all. Trista. I have no tension with Juju. I'm telling Juju, believe in your team. Believe in... Sorry. Hi. I'm Trista. I'm new. I just was wondering why you're so hyped up right now. It's the job, man.

Nobody wants to hear a sad...

I can't do. My core, my team that has had on to hear sad nick Wright.

Most people do want to hear sad clown nick Wright.

Yeah, I want wet blanket, nick Wright.

That's bullshit.

Oh, pardon me. I'm not going to do it. Here's the thing, and this is what I think I owe the audience. It is not... Packer fans are in just as much pain. Guys get hurt in pro football. It happens. And for me, if I were to have come out on Monday or today or whenever and been like, The sky is falling. When Pats fans lost Bradley for a year in week one, Colts fans didn't know there was anything wrong with Peyton Manning. And it's like his neck hurt, and then they got rid of his ass. The packers, 15 years ago or 10 years ago, had a Super Bowl caliber team, and Aaron Rodgers gets his collarbone snapped. This happens in pro football, and it's not just sadder when it happens to your guy And it's not just sadder when it happens to your guy, and it's not just sadder when it happens to the face of the league. It might be more damaging for the league marketing-wise, but that's part of pro football. And part of what has made the previous seven years so special is they've danced through the raindrops on this stuff. So I'm not going to ask for a bunch of, woe is me, sympathy stuff.

It's pro football, man. Guys get hurt, and you try to duck it when you have a Super Bowl Championship team. The only saving grace to this whole The thing is, to a means point, if he didn't hear me say it earlier, I'll make it clear, I was wrong about this Chief's team. They weren't Super Bowl caliber. And if there was ever a year you were going to lose your quarterback a month for the playoffs, I guess it's good that it's the one year the team stunk.

I understand that you have to be striden and defiant by calling foolishness me bringing up the doomsday scenario. But the only reason I'm doing this to Patrick Mahomes is because I think you know this. The last seven years must have been really physically hard on him. I'm assuming if Kevin Durant's body breaks and they break up after four years, twice as long is really going to hurt a lot more in that sport, emotionally and otherwise.

That's what I'm most curious about, because I've wondered aloud for the last several years, how is Patrick Mahomes' game going to age? He leans on his athleticism a little bit more than some of the greatest quarterbacks we've ever seen. Every year in the blogosphere, we see some photo of him and his belly in the offseason. Him coming off of a knee injury, in which I believe he tore two ligaments. How do you see this guy playing into his 30s? He's going to have to change his game. We trust him to play from the pocket, but it is going to be different, nick.

Yeah. So listen, this is where I can't prove it to you, and I guess we're going to have to wait and see. But I believe a insane competitor who also happens to be the most freakishly gifted quarterback in the history of the sport, who also happens to be, by any available metric, the most clutch player on a per game basis. Obviously, braided has had a 3X longer career in the history of the sport, is going to come back and be just as good. Maybe I'll be wrong. I can't prove that to you. The surgery happened 36 hours ago. But I... Yeah, I mean, I don't... This And this is where, I guess, I can be annoying to your crew or whomever. I think stuff like this is the dumbest shit imaginable. Showing a picture of a guy when I think he was in the midst of a Another Super Bowl Championship run. And I think that was a photo from the locker room after the first game he went on the road and slayed one of these teams that was better than him.

For the audio audience, it's It's a photo of Mahomes shirtless in the locker room.

And it's supposed to be like, Oh, look at this. Evidently, what folks think is the ideal quarterback body, they've been wrong about. And so I don't...

Yeah, I mean, I- But, nick, that's also a photo of him in his 20s. I'm with you. I don't doubt him either. He's got a special arm talent. At his apex, perhaps the greatest I've ever seen. But I do think it's fair to question his motivation when it comes to keeping his body in shape. It's not Brady-esque. That's how braided got to the three times longer career. So given that on top of that- braided was soft, though, in the beginning. Yeah, but then he got into the best shape of his life and pliability.

We can't do it that way.

After the injury.

Right. So is Patrick Mahomes built that way is what I'm guessing, because I think part of my concern about how is this guy going to age is he's never been fully dedicated to taking care of his body in the same way.

And the other thing- And hold on. That last thing I fundamentally disagree with you on. The idea that he's never been fully dedicated. The guy has played an extra season of every other player in the league. And we saw him come back, miss no time with a high ankle sprain in route to winning the Super Bowl. He was playing through a knee injury this last month on the injury report, and it finally gave out on him. The fact that... That's why I think that picture is dumb, because it implies the guy is not putting the work in on his body when I think what it actually... I don't think that's the message it sends. I think that it is what leads to... Like the show Lamar, shirtless compared to Patrick, Lamar has dealt with injuries throughout the whole tenure of it. I don't think those things go with each other, like the chiseled upper body, and therefore that is, I'm putting in the right work to stay on the football field as a quarterback. And he didn't This was not an injury that he suffered because he was out of shape or something like that.

This just happens. It's football. But if you're asking me to be a seer and guarantee he's going to come back as good as before, I obviously can't do that. Is my money My money on him, literally and figuratively? Of course it is.

My money is on him, too. But I'm saying they just missed the playoffs and he tore his knee at 30. I think it's totally fair to question how is that going to age when at 30, it seems to have hit a wall.

And I just think that you cannot doubt Mahomes and doubt what football and ravages of the body are done over seven years of trying as hard as he has, even if he's built like Derek Henry, like you're allowed.

Guys, he turned... Hold on. He He turned 30 three months ago. We are... Quarterbacks play at a super high level- And he missed the play off.

That's how it works.

Into their late 30s. Say it again. What did you say?

Yeah, but I understand. It's not myopic, though. Yeah, he turned 33 months ago, and they just missed the play offs after playing in damn near every Super Bowl the last decade. I think it's fair.

Yeah, and I guess... Again, I guess you're asking me to prove something that is unproofable. The point that I would make, and I'm not trying to be combative, and I'm not trying to be annoying, but maybe I don't know any other way, is there was, unless they were going to have an endless run. At some point, they were going to have a down year. And whenever that happened, it would also, as a tautology, be when Mahomes and Andy are the oldest. So at any point, whenever they have the down year, it could be like, well, all of it caught up to them, and they're older, and Andy's lost his fastball a bit, and Patrick's, all of it. Now, there is a real factor of a real sports tragedy of he suffered a devastating injury, which I am not overlooking. What I am saying is we consistently see guys at skill positions come back. So Stefan Ron Diggs come back from a torn ACL as a much older wide receiver. So I don't think that this is going to have some super long term knock on effect. I am worried that if he continues the braided trajectory, braided, his first year back from the torn ACL, they won 10 games.

It was one of his worst statistical seasons. They got clocked in round one of the playoffs 33 to 14 by Baltimore, and he wasn't back to being braided till the next year when he was the best quarterback in the league in 2010, and they were 14 and 2. But even that year, they ended up losing in the first round of the playoffs from Mark Sanchez. And so, braided went three years wrapped around the ACL without winning a playoff game. If that happens to Patrick, it will just be conventional wisdom. He's done, they're done. Tom, of course, then went to eight straight conference Championship Games in five of the next eight Super Bowl. So I guess we'll I'll see. But you keep wanting me to say, I'm worried. I'm not worried. And maybe I'll be an idiot, but I'm not worried.

He's got to go because he's respectful of his colleagues and he's got a meeting to get to. He's the host of FS1's First Things First. He's also got the podcast, What's Right with nick Wright, that he does with his son. You came on here and you said at the beginning, I don't want to do editorial judgment for this show, but let's do some on the way out. Would you like me trying to say, would you like to hear me trying to say the word matriculate earlier in the or would you like to hear the sound of Pablo making a joke to Adam Freeland that made you roar with laughter?

I'd like to hear matriculate, please. I'd like to hear that. Let me hear it again.

Matriculate the ball down the field.

You know what, Dan? I think that was a good effort.

No edit there.

Whether you did that intentionally or not, I mean, to start with the Chiefs and then to end with a phrase that was created by the first legendary Chiefs Coach, Hank Strom. I mean, that's why you're the goat, bro. I mean, you really wrapped it all together. By the way, I wasn't trying to yell at you, bro. So I was. This is sincere. I wasn't trying to yell at you. I was. You were trying to yell at me. That's fine. I don't need any more beefs. You know what? I feel- This wasn't a new one, though.

We've had this one going for a couple of years now.

Oh, yeah, because you're mad because you thought you came up with the idea of like, Hey, let's All NBA players superstars. I do have to go. Good to see you guys.

See you later. Bye. See you.

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While there's nothing official and conversations are still ongoing, was that a fake chefafter because it was excellent.

It was pretty good. It was excellent. I feel like there's legs.

I tried at the beginning, and then I lost confidence in it. Why? It was good. You got this. There's nothing official. It's so good. Conversations are still ongoing. Stugatz. It is trending towards nick Seriani, remaining the head coach of the Eagles. This is the Dan Levatard Show with the Stugats. I've got a couple of questions that I want to get to with the group because Chris Cody said in the middle of that, We're stuck in the Mud. We're stuck in the Mud talking about Patrick Mahomes, and I don't think there will be a bigger injury in in that sport because that's the guy who's inherited from all the previous quarterbacks is Aaron Rodgers, hangs around and Tom braided is in the booth. That's the centerpiece, biggest star in the league. I know Travis Kelsey as well. But him getting hurt and us wondering aloud, Is that it? And him saying, No, it's fine. It'll be another decade. It's a pretty big gulf.

He did sight blind faith. He's the best I've ever seen, so I trust him to do it. When we're just holding up the very recent post-30 data point of, Well, they're not in the playoffs, and he just got hurt in a way that he's never been hurt.

That's the problem with Nick's counterarguments, because Mike isn't saying, He's fat now. Mike just said, Hey, this is a legitimate concern. And Nick's like, No, it's not.

That was his whole thing. I'm like, Well, if it isn't, then what just happened? Because they missed the playoffs. He's 30.

But the golf here, to me, that's most interesting on... Well, I saw braided do it. He played forever. I think it ignores that Patrick Mahomes on third and six is always running for seven yards. He's been doing it for 10 years. He runs for seven yards on third and six and extends the drive. Braided didn't have to do that. They didn't ask braided the last 15 years when the margin in that sport is the guy who's the running back A bunch of people are blocking each other and the guy who's the running back hits the corner because he's this much faster than the corners. When Lamar Jackson can be derailed from MVP to, wait a minute, what's happening here when he's got to play differently? How did that happen that fast? I think it's fair to wonder, can football grind up Patrick Mahomes like it does other human beings?

I think everybody agrees, though. He has the mental fortitude and the arm talent to change his game up. But invoking Lamar Jackson, we were like, he relies on his athleticism so heavily that if he loses just a quarter of a step, that is going to make him a lesser quarterback. And I think it's a big unknown as to how much this is going to affect Patrick Mahomes going forward, given that he was rushing this year more than ever.

The thing that is amazing to me about how that sport churns up the people who play it most athletically. And you watch Aaron Rodgers stumble around, you see all the age on him. There haven't been a lot of quarterbacks in the history of the league that are real good running for seven yards on third and six every time. He's playing right in the middle between the most athletic of the scramblers and the most precise of the drop back, guys. And I would assume there's a physical cost to that.

It was almost as if nick, even though he conceded that he knew the Chiefs weren't good enough, which is, I believe, the first time he admitted that. The first time he admitted it was after they were eliminated from playoff contention. It feels like history is already going to forget that they weren't good enough to make the playoffs on their own. It's already become... Kind of like how the Raptors, I feel, were going to beat the Warriors either way. Warriors fans can always hold on to the injuries that happened there. This This little blip, in Nick's mind, it's going to be a blip, was, My home's got hurt that season. Let's take away from Josh Allen. That ain't right either. He was healthy. He had to make that field goal, to continue making the playoffs. And even then, They weren't going to make it. And it's awfully super lucky for nick and convenient to turn around and say, My home's got injured. That's why Josh Allen got that ring. It's a half a ring. Get out of here.

So 10 years from now, do you think Nick's argument is going to be, Well, that was the year my homes got hurt, and he'll completely forget that they were terrible?

He will totally forget. I think he already has. I think the nation already has subscribed to this narrative that, Well, my homes got injured that year. Dog, they stunk.

That's a good show.

He got injured after the injury.

It's a good show. You yelling, get out of here, and him yelling, You jump in the ocean. That's where all of this has to descend to. Can we get the useless sound montage ready as a palate cleanser here? I need to laugh at Mike Tomlin and Sean McVay.

Mission accomplished.

Simple as going back to work, and we got to get better.

We always talk about, let's not react, let's respond. Out there for an anthem, and as the game just got going, I was just thankful, grateful that I was out there. There were just some things offensively that we were doing.

We were messing ourselves up, basically every aspect.

Their team is better than our team. There's a number of issues that we have to end up looking at, and some of that you don't have to look at the film.

We have to make sure that we move on quickly.

We look at the film, we make sure we tidy up the things that we need to. I want to look at the film first, Calvin. Staff and I, we're going to come in, we're going to watch this thing together tomorrow, all of us in all three phases. In all three phases, there's different areas that continuously need to improve upon. It's inexcusable. You don't make excuses. We had a young player that actually was blocking out of bounds. That's what they were saying, allegedly. Just being able to earn the right to be able to get the pen back in your hand a little bit defensively. My wife always tells me I'm crazy because there's been times in the last three or four years I said, I wish I could just throw one and get hit. Certainly, we wanted to engineer victory, but we wanted to do it in a certain way. The major focus to me was getting the ball in the end zone.

We got to play better ball. We want to win games against good teams.

When you give up that many points, that's tough. How well do you know your job? How well can you do your job? Guys, just playing one snap at a time, Kurt. I think that was the key and critical factor. Man, we love Monday night football.

Strong, lower body guy.

That's real. I know that on the end of the book, it says we turned the ball over, but we didn't turn the ball over. I don't think the weather was a factor. I think their team outperformed us.

What's resulted in not having penalties has been the discipline of how we've been playing. If you get a game like that, knew we were going to need some points.

You don't look at the scoreboard, you just continue to try to stack good plays, stay totally and completely present. They executed the night, and we didn't. We didn't expect it to be easy, but certainly after we got it going, we had a little bit of fluidity there.

Really, at the end of the day, it's about pride that you have for yourself, your last on your back, who you are as a husband, who you are as a father, as a son, as a teammate. Azea has a knee.

We talk about her play style. We talk about play smart and finish that did not show up for us today. You do feel like we are improving in some ways.

It should burn at you.

It should eat you off. You got to care enough where this shit hurts. You got to care enough where this shit hurts. It got to mean something to you. It's more than a job.

It's your livelihood.

The fact that it's been 1,800 days since I've thrown a shutdown, or an interception for that matter. So we got both of those to check.

Staying in the moment, they kept making him snap it one more time on the defensive side of the ball. Supremely disappointed in the outcome. I think it does a disservice to the objective, the work that we were doing on this opponent.

I think the score was 13-10. So we still have a fighting chance.

Are we out of the play? We are.

Okay. It's that time of year.

It doesn't need to be said. How do I answer that one without you really putting me in a... Obviously, the family stuff is, what the hell question is that right there? We believe in the strength of the pack, and a lot of guys stepped up certainly and made that a truism. My wife is a total stud. My respect just watching and getting an up-close and personal look at this. I could never do this stuff. See you next week. Keep watching.

Put it on the poll. Is your wife a total stud at Lebitard Show? Tristan, are you cold? This seems to be an affliction in our studio. Yeah, it's freezing. Okay, so you're struggling with the winter. Was Sean McVay saying he got an up, close, and personal look at the crowning of his child coming out of a vaginal canal?

Is that what he was saying?

I'm pretty sure that, yeah, she's a total stud.

It was a graphic. They gave the child a crown?

Did you guys do that? You got a peak. No.

I didn't. I went into the game there knowing, I don't need to see what's happening there. I peaked.

That was the advice that I got. Don't look, and I didn't look. I didn't look.

I'm going to tell you all right now, as crazy as it sounds, have you ever seen a C-section?

Yeah, that's actually what I looked at.

That one is crazy.

That I saw.

That one is crazy.

I was trying not to look there.

A lot of red.

I saw the organs like…

All right. Dan, listen to me. Listen to me because this is… No, I don't want to listen.

You know about that C-section?

Dan, for years, I'd watch movies and they're like, Oh, the predator disembiles a guy in the guts and all that stuff.

I'm like, That look fake as hell.

It's pretty surreal to- Boy, this shit was on point.

I owe in a massive apology to Hollywood. You guys know exactly what the insides of a person look like because I seen it.

It's wild having a conversation trying to motivate somebody while they're in your peripheral vision, a spleen is just being lifted out of a body.

They put it on a train. It's just on a tray. Here we go. Just put it on this TV tray over here.

Miracle of birth, huh?

Holy hell. 28 points for Ogie Ananovi last night.

Why would you need to motivate someone who's having the baby cut out of them?

It's just something you say.

You're They don't have to do any work.

You're doing great. I don't have to do any work at all. Keep it up. You're doing great. I'm not having my spleen removed.

I'm so proud of you.

Yeah, you're doing great.

Love you so much.

You're so strong.

Trista, it's optics. Oh, I see. Because if you don't do that, it'll be like this bastard, his poor wife was there getting shredded to pieces, and he just stood there checking fantasy football scores on his phone.

Twenty more minutes, then you can eat sushi again.

It's ice chips.

Ice chips. My wife is a total stud. I want to to McDaniel talking about benching, too, but before I do that, because this got away from me earlier in the show. So the Miami Heat are getting bleeped here in a way that's super strange and needs to be covered a little bit better because the NBA is prepared for a gambling scandal that looks like this, because how would they know what this whole Terry Rozier thing was, given that they helped normalize all of this when they decided to get in bed with gambling partners like our beloved partner, DraftKings, because there are dangers around some of this that we've seen, and they're not totally prepared to handle all of the dangers that come as they try to figure out what the rules are. So it really seems like Adam Silver doesn't know what he's doing about the blatant unfairness that the Miami Heat traded for a player who had a gambling issue and now can't get rid of that contract and can't trade it. So let's listen to Adam Silver. This is the first time I've heard him address this, and it seems fairly obvious. I'd like to know what I'm missing here, that the Miami Heat are just getting bleeped by the NBA doesn't know how to handle any of this because it's all new.

And so he's out here pretending like he doesn't know anything and can't do Same thing as the Commissioner of the League.

It's essentially out of our hands. As you know, these are federal indictments in the case of Terry Rozier in Brooklyn, New York, the Eastern district of New York. We had investigated him at some point earlier. We had not found sufficient evidence to discipline him under the rules of the League. Then at some point, that investigation was taken over by federal authorities. As I said, it's in their hands.

It's out of their hands. Does he think that people want him, the NBA, to put Terry Walsh here in prison?

What's out of their hands? The question was a long question by Tim Reynolds.

Good job by Tim Reynolds for bringing it up because I don't know who anyone else there would have.

It was the first question in the press conference. Good job. It was the first question, and it was a long... I don't know why.

Well, no. Mike Ryan made Tim Reynolds excommunicado.

No, but he did a good job.

You got to ask that question. I think Mike Ryan gave you a blistering stare because you saluted Tim Reynolds. I got to be fair.

You don't shush my boy in the Panthers press box. That's not something you do. Will Manzo! You don't shush him.

Mike Ryan bullied Tim Reynolds, and it was unfair what you did to him, and it was excommunicado. And what else? What was the other? No longer friends. No longer friends with Tim Reynolds.

You and I, not friends.

You guys just reminded me now. There was a moment when I walked into the media work room and I was going to ask Vinnie Goodwill something, and I came in a little jocular, but not overly loud and not long and pronounced. It was just like, Hey, dad, it's some funny thing. Tim was typing, and he turned around, and he did give a look.

Yeah, he's a professional.

That has nothing to do with professionals. You're not professional. No, a professional, you know what a professional does? You keep it trucking despite all the distractions. You don't do the, Stop making noises. I'm trying to type.

We're writing over here.

Put on headphones.

Get in the weeds.

Welcome to 2025. A lot of ways to make content.

It's not my only problem with Tim.

But to answer Zazel's question, Tim's question was long The first part of his question was, Can you shed any light on the status of the investigation to the arrest of Chauncey and Terry Rozier? That's the part that we just played there. That's the part Adam Silver was responding to. Tim's other part of his question was, Is a part within that Rozier remains on the books in Miami. He's 17% of the cap. Draft pick going there. Has the lead considered any relief to the heat about what they can do in that situation? That answer that he's giving is not to that part of the question.

Okay, so then the commissioner does answer the part about the Miami heat and if there's anything that they could do in regards to that situation. I believe we also have that.

No, he does not have it yet. We'll come back with it in a second. But before We go any further on this. What is the framing that anyone outside this could say, This is not Miami homerific protectionism. It seems like the Miami Heats are getting bleeped here by something that the NBA doesn't know how to handle.

The thing they're getting bleeped on is if it was known this guy is under investigation, even if Adam Silver is saying, Hey, we only have limited tools in terms of investigating this allegation. We exhausted those tools, and so we couldn't have an adjudication there. But if they knew that there was something greater at play than them, meaning the federal investigation into him, and they allowed that deal to happen, then to me, I feel like there has to be a recouping of that conversation. Having said that, this is like Mike's thing with Mahomes doors, ACL, so that's why the chiefs miss the players. Well, no, they were awful anyway. The If he did the deal with Terry Rozier. It was a bad deal. Him, getting indicted or not, does not impact the value they got out of the deal.

Okay, so here is the Commissioner now addressing the Miami heat part of this whole situation.

In terms of Miami, this is an unprecedented situation, and I think I'm incredibly sympathetic to the heat and to their fans. But I think we're going to try to work something through, work this with them. But there's no obvious solution here. I would just say that there's no doubt at the moment they have a player that can't perform services for them. As to the draft pick they conveyed, obviously, he hasn't been convicted of anything yet either, but this is an unfortunate circumstance. But sometimes there's these unique events, and maybe sometimes they require a unique solution. So we'll be looking at this with the heat and the other teams in the league and see if there's any satisfactor or relief. But at the moment, there is none.

He makes the rules, right?

Yeah, but what's the rule you want him to make here?

The one for my team.

I mean, an unprecedented situation. Because it's never happened before, he doesn't know what to do.

He doesn't have a clue.

He's such a nothing. It was once unprecedented to take someone's team from them. He's a nothing at himself. He can make the rules. They're his rules. What is the rule?

What is the rule that you guys are looking for here?

He's sitting here arriving in a situation that he's saying this has no precedent, and he's correct. And because they've gotten it wrong on how they handled it the first time, he could say, Yeah, they should have their draft pick back. It's okay.

The GAC. Okay, so then What happens if comes back, Terry Rozier, innocent, not guilty? Then what? Oh, wait, the pick that you got back, give it right back. Wait a second. What are we doing?

The precedent can be we look at these things case by case. Sure. That can be the precedent. Sure.

I don't think he made a ruling in that statement. I think he's saying, We got to see how this plays out.

The Miami heat claim that if they knew about the investigation, they would not have made this trade. So it doesn't matter if Rozier is innocent or guilty. Give them the pick back.

It's not due process here, I'm the Commissioner. I decide. I've made this decision. If I got it wrong, I'll fix it the next time. Let's be honest and transparent. Or, Holy shit, I didn't realize that this could ever happen to me, and I don't know what to do.