Transcript of THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE GENDER! | EP 405

I'm not resting.

I rest it.

I rest it, brother.

I rest it. And I feel like I'm sitting back in there, brother.

Trust me, I'm not resting my thing on the seat like that. Guys, we're in the studio today. We are indeed. And we're doing stuff that we're going to post publicly to our audience because we're just nice guys like that. Standard. We have a question of the week. Who has delivering all the deliverables? I actually have one. I found one. Okay. It actually did make me laugh. Where is it? Yeah, cool. It's a combo starter.It.

Is a combo starter?Yeah. You've got the rest of the one?

I've just got a one. It's not a massive combo starter.

Okay, I was going to say, we'll do that first. I'll do a few and then we'll go back to back. All right, gang. Cool. The question of the week this week was, what's something you don't understand about the opposite sex? A lot of them were men, directed towards men, as opposed to men replying.

Yeah. Which was expected. It is expected, but yeah, carry on.

Why do men say they're fighting demons when it's actually just consequences?

I'm fighting demons.

It's just a consequence of your actions.

Bro, we love a pity party. We love a Pee pie. We love To say this is the difference in men and women, yeah? When we get caught doing bullshit, we love to be like, I can't control it. The devil is under my skin.

That just reminded me of Kendrick Lamal. What song is that? Is it I or right?

Part of the video is like,.

It's like, we love to be like, It's in my soul and I can't get it out. Babe, help me get it out. I'm fighting the demons. I'm fighting these demons 24/7.

Yeah, it's tough.

But whereas women would be like, If you loved me right, I wouldn't be looking for other cock to bounce on. How about that?

I couldn't hear that. Is that verbiage? I couldn't hear that. I wouldn't be looking for other cock to bounce on.

If you showed me some quality time just now and again, I wouldn't have to it. That validation, it wouldn't be needed. Fuck, yeah. Yeah, it's tough. That's tough.

All right, next one. What's something you don't understand about the opposite sex? Why do men only reply to certain parts of a text message?

Because we pick and choose to stress What's going on in our lives.

Factual, and there's no even and. Factual. Factual, because there are times where... Also, no, to double down, not even that distress in our lives. It pisses me off when statements are made that aren't factual or aren't a true representation of what you're trying to say. So I double down on those points. I don't give a fuck about the other points.

Yeah, 100.

Because those points pissed me off.

Yeah. And also I'm not a paragraph kid. So if you send me bare points, I'm not replying to every single It's a full thing, bro. Let's get to the gist.

Facts. Facts. What's something you don't understand about the opposite sex? Why women are afraid to take the bins out at all costs.

Bro, whether it be spiders, whether it be I'm going to get kidnapped, that trip is going to take me to the end of the drive. You never know what's going to happen to me. It's like, you just went shot. You did the same walk. Yeah. Bins out is I don't know how it became a man's job, but it just is.

It just really is.

Yeah.

It really is. All right. What's something you don't understand about the opposite sex? Why men have to make it a two-hour event just to go to the toilet?

Bro, push and move on. Najah, because we want space, peace, quiet, and it's me time. Listen, if you lot think it takes us the time it takes to shit, big man, I promise you you're wrong. As soon as I close that bathroom door behind me and there's silence in here. Bro, I'm in for a treat. I'm in for a treat. Bro, the shit's done in two seconds. And I'm going to be on that toilet for 4 hours, bro. Just getting time to myself, scrolling on the phone, bro. I remember telling you I had an ex that banged on the door one time, isn't it? I think so. Said, I know you're in there to get away from me. When I say my knees went in like this, I know you're in there because you want to get away from me. I don't remember that. Because she was like, It's the fifth time to That day because I couldn't stand being around her, bro. I couldn't stand it. She was on there. When it got to the fourth or fifth time that day, she was knocking on the door.

I know you're doing this just to get away from me.

I know you're doing this just to get away from me, bro. I was on Clash of Clans. I was playing Clash of Clans, bro. When we had a Clown War, I would go to the toilet.

I've still got that game on my phone. Yeah, really.

When we used to have Clown Wars or Clash of Clans, I would have to go to the toilet because I can't. Because we need that focus. Bro, I need to lock in. Wow.

Yeah. Wow. Clash of Clans, what an error.

Yeah, that was a game, bro. We need to bring Clash of Clans back.

You moved on to Clash Royale.

I love Clash Royale.

Oh, yeah, you did for a little bit.

Now I play Battle Royale. No, No, not Battle Royale. What's it called? Clash Royale. Was it still Clash Royale I play? Probably.

I thought it was.

Sorry, it probably still is. Clash Royale. I do play Clash Royale. Yeah, Clash Royale. That game's hard, bro.

I saw someone playing Clash of Clans and the Barbers last week and I was thinking, wow, what a throwback.

I could get back into that.

Bro, that was a solid time in our lives.

The amount of pressure. The amount of pressure to perform. Bro, the amount of pressure to perform.

And when you had to go, let's say I'm sixth in the tally and you had to draw for a number five just to make up the stars.

Yeah. Drums.

God.

There was nothing worse than letting the team down, bro. Coming back with one star.

You got two opportunities to get your six stars and anything less than four Yeah, bro.

You're potentially getting tough that week.

Yeah, it was a question mark.

I remember at one point I had a strategy every week and it was slapping me. I was getting five, six stars, three weeks, four weeks in a row. I was like, I'm pattern, bro. For some reason, my meta, his It didn't matter. It didn't matter. He smacked me. I came back with one or two stars. I couldn't face anyone in the team. Just, I'm sorry, isn't it? You can't do that consistently.

You can't. They'll turn for you. You have to find a new clan as it's peak.

Yeah, and your village is still level nine. The balls of you.

Wait, let me actually open mine up right now and see what level I'm on.

I need to download it again.

I think.

Mine is surely that needs an update. It was just auto updating.

No, it says loading. Let me see. Okay. Terms of service. Oh, Oh, this is... It started me again.

Yeah, they want to give you the whole-Yeah, it started me again.

Ra. Oh, wait, tell a lie. Load village. Load village. Town Hall level 11.

Nice.

We say sick, it goes up to 20 now. Oh, does it really? Something crazy like that.

I think at the time it was 12 was the highest. Which one is the one with lava pouring out of it? I've got lava. Ten. Anyway. What we don't understand about the opposite sex. Yes.

What's something you don't understand about the opposite sex? A guy's ability to say, I don't care and actually mean That's on God.

When we're done, we're done. That's on God. Yeah, there's nothing else to say.

How guys can take five minutes to get ready and still look good.

Nice.

That's a bonus, man.

It is. I always feel bad for girls. I feel like I'm glad that they appreciate the dress up, but I always feel that it's underwhelming. Because all I've done is change clothes. You've done a whole thing. Hair is different, face is different, Your arms are different. Like shoes, everything. Nails. Yeah. You've seen this hair car. Yeah.

All I had to do was change.

Yeah, I just changed this.

That's it.

Yeah. And you're gassed.

I look fly. Yeah. It's peak, it's unfair.

Bro, literally, I barely slept. I barely slept. And you're just, it here like, wow, so handsome. I'm not good. Yeah, I'm not good. It's just whatever in it.

Free sign on. All right. Do you want to do your one?

Oh, yeah.

I've only got a few more.

This one made me laugh. All right. So something you don't understand about the opposite sex. Why don't men apply lotion to areas they can't see? And that is on God.

Areas they can't see. First of all, I have to disagree because I apply lotion everywhere. It's not areas I can't see. There are some places I can't apply because I can't reach, i. E. There's a part on my back I can't reach, and that's it.

You're lotion your hamstrings? Everywhere, brother.Your ass?I do. Everywhere, brother. You get naked and lotion your ass?

Before I put my clothes on. I don't get naked to shower, but I am naked already.

I'm naked already. After I shower, I will moisturize everywhere that I can reach.

That's suss, bro. It's not suss. That's suss. To moisturize everywhere. Rubbing cream into your body.

Not into my body. Not into your body. On my body.

Yeah, into the skin of me. Not inside your arse. I'm saying you sit there and do circular motions on your arse cheeks.

Tell the truth. I don't sit there. I do. Yes, I stand there in the steamy naked room and put...

Yes, I put moisturizer everywhere. No, I don't. Frontal plane.

That's it? So your back is dry as fuck.

You don't moisturize your back, your hamstrings.

Of course, I don't moisturize my back. I can't reach. What do you mean, of course?

I do this. Yeah, so where you can reach.

There's no point me trying to get 10% more of my back. It's not relevant. Okay, forget it.

Hamstrings.

No. My hamstrings ain't... Unless I'm getting rubbed down.

An actual massage.

Yeah, my hamstrings ain't never tasted. No moist. Wow. Just sweat.

That's news to me.

Sweat and hard work and labor. Crazy. I got bills to pay you, man, of rubbing hamstrings.

I knew you were going to try to make it. With a E-45.

Crazy. Yeah, this time.

Crazy.

This time, I'm trying to afford my mortgage, and you're man, of rubbing your ass. All right, man. I guess we're not the same.

I guess we're not.

Do you wash your legs in the shower?

Yeah, I never used to.

We had this conversation. We had this conversation.

I do now. Yeah.

Okay. Why did you change?

Because I got pulled up. Okay. Because there was a guy who used to do interviews for NBA players, little Mexican guy. And randomly, he would ask them random questions, and he would eat. He brought us a lombar on James, was like, Do you wash your legs in the shower? And he was stumbling. I remember that time thinking, I don't think I'll wash my legs in the shower. I just let the whole thing dribble. At the time, hair, face, pits, arms, breasts, bulls, batty, and I would do up to here. I'm not bending down to do this. I was thinking, nah. But now, obviously, daddy's up now, so my shower's a step in there. So now I do that, and I get right in between the toes, all that stuff. Not like it makes a fucking difference, whether the suds are coming from here and washing down, or I go like this. It doesn't make a difference. Don't judge. I'm not judging. I'm looking at you, brother.

I'm looking at you, brother.

But when I get out, I step out the shower, dry myself off.

And just frontal plane.

And then I cream. I have, this This is my routine, right? All right. I'm going to let you man in. Pause. What do I do first? First is facial treatment. I have a mist. I have a mist, I do this, and then I do this, so it dries. Because otherwise, we're just rubbing in mist. I do this to let it dry. Then I've got a face oil, a moisturizing oil. Sometimes I have an under-eye side.

That is a bit sleepy.

Sleepy snoozy. A little caffeine, vitamin C, jauny under here. Then we get the oil. That's that. Then we get in there with the thick sheer bar. All in there. Hands, elbows, double on the elbows. Biceps and shoulders. Now I'm looking at my chest glistening. Now we're walking down into the stomach area. Back, neck, definitely under the neck here. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. A little bit more. Here, knees, straight in the knees. Cuffs, cuffs.On to the It's fair. We're not doing asses.

All right, brother. That's all I can say. All right, brother. I cream everywhere. I cream everywhere I can reach.

Swear. Gooch?

No. Well, you can reach that fine. I could reach my... I don't cream my gooch. All right, fair.

But yeah. So the judgment is selective. The selective of our judgment.

I cream my gooch. I cream everywhere.

Creamy gooch. I cream my gooch.

Why?

Skin is skin, bro. It's just... Skin can be dry.

Why is it a relevant question? It doesn't come to mind to scream.

It's cream everywhere.

My gooch has never been dry.

But when you step out the shower and you dry with your towel, it's dry at that moment.

No, I'm saying in terms of dry and lacking moisture. Oh, okay. If someone finds ash on my gooch, I'm going to the hospital. Fair answer.

My cooch has never been dry. Or a gooch from- Bro, if someone finds ashy skin on the valley between my balls and my ass.

I'm going to the hospital. I'm not chosen for cream.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. But yeah, anyway, wow.

You're right. It was a conversation starter.

Fuck. Right.

What's something you don't understand about the opposite sex? Why Why straight men love anal so much? Sounds sus to me. Yeah, I don't understand.

Oh, wait. Giving anal? Or getting backshotted?

I'm assuming not getting backshotted. Yeah. Enjoying the pleasures of anal.

Sounds sus. How's that?

I don't know. How's that? I don't know. I don't know.

It was a girl said that. She said it sounds sus that we like anal. Yeah.

I don't see why and how that's sus at all.

Because she's not getting it because if men had a tool, if men were born with a normal tool, that first of your dick, right? You have your dick. Yeah. Then that's the fertilizer, whatever. Then for some reason, you just had a fat dick on another part of your body.

I'm with you.

Then if she was like, Bam me with the big thing. I'm with you. Just on a good day, just bang me with the bigger one. I'm like, That sucks. That's crazy. Obviously, she's going to want the bigger one. Sometimes we want the tighter one. Sometimes, it's just a bit freaker. It's different.

Yeah, it's different. God. What's something you don't understand about the opposite sex? How women say they're ready, but we end up late to the event and they wonder why. And they wonder why.

To be fair, I can't even put that all on women.This is a safe space. I can go sign that as well. This is a safe space, right? You're not as bad as you used to. You and Jay, I can't. There was a time, a few years, I got to the end of my talent.

Jay will never change.

He won't ever change. I've changed. You've changed? I've changed. You have changed. You actually have changed. You've changed a lot. You've changed a lot. You arrived places when we went to that Christmas party. Was it Christmas party? Yes. You're pretty good on time. There's a good few places you've been on time. It was one time, I'm going to hold my hands up now, I would never, ever forgive you and Jay for one thing that you did. My birthday, when we went to go watch Bruno Mars. Yeah. These motherfuckers were late as shit.

Before we went to Bruno Mars?

Before we went to Bruno Mars. So I went down to London. Yeah. Aaron had a bodybuilding show in London somewhere in some exhibition center. I did. Okay. We left there, went back to his yard, and everyone's getting ready for Bruno Mars. This kid took four years to get ready, and then on top of how long he took to get ready, we had an agreed time that we were leaving. This player overshot it by fuck knows how long. On top of that, Jay was even later than him to pick us up. It was a bad day. And Anderson Park was opening.Oh, yeah, we missed him.I wanted to see him way more than I wanted to see Bruno Mars. We We missed that, John. I forgot about that. I didn't say a word. Completely heart broke. I remember you were waiting at the venue for time.

Oh, yeah.

It was at the '02.

It was at the '02, yeah.

I was murkt.

Damn, I completely forgot about those chain of events.

I completely forgot about that. I'm so sorry because-It was years ago. It was. It was 2017. I completely forgot that Anderson pack was even a thing at that.

That's how late we were. I think that was his first big tour, even though he wasn't headlining it. But I'm pretty sure that was early Anderson pack days in terms of globally.

Damn. That was... Yeah, that's on me.

That was a bad night. I cosign the fact that it's not just the galley. There are times for me as well. Even though I've preed the route on ways or maps or whatever, I could say it's an hour, for example, and I'm like, okay, I need to leave at three to get there exactly for four. I don't factor in the time it takes me to leave the yard, get to my car, start the engine, all these little, nitty-gritty things. I've probably got the outfit on in my head, but once I actually try it on, I feel like, it looks nice, or I still need to iron this. My planning sometimes is terrible. I do end up being 10, 15 minutes, maybe 20 minutes.

Planning will merks me with pack it. That's me and every week. Not even holiday. Every week now when I'm getting ready to come down to London for a few days. I can never be... Sometimes I pack the night before, but nine times, that's a very rare occurrence. Then I usually... Jack picks me up at nine, always. Anyways, bro, I'm always thinking I've got the outfit I know I'm going to pack. I'm rushing around like a wasteman. Takes me 40 minutes to pack this suitcase sometimes. I'm rushing around, looking for this, looking for that, looking for this. Late, bro. Late. I'm thinking, Bro, fix up. But yeah, anyway, cool. What's next?

Last one. What's something you don't understand about the opposite sex? Where do you guys put your dicks when they're sat on the toilet?

You know that's what I'm What's happening in there?

In?

Am I pissing?

No, you're taking a shit. You're sat on the toilet. Yeah, you're sat. Is it in the basement or is it resting on the rim?

The toilet seat. We've had this conversation before. Now, it's inside the dorm, bro.Mine's.

Resting.yeah.

I We've had this conversation before. I'm not resting my cock on the seat.

I'm never resting my cock inside it. It's hanging in.

There's nothing touching it.

Now, my cock's touching the thing, brother.

No, it's not. You don't sit back far enough then.

Yeah, you should be sitting I'm not sitting back enough so that your piece doesn't touch.

Yeah, the thing that hangs in air, bro. I'm not resting.

I rest it.

I rest it, brother.

I rest it. I feel like I'm sitting back enough, brother. Trust me.

You can't be. I'm not resting my thing on the Why are you like that.

That's crazy. Rem, what do you do? I'm assuming you were let it hang.

Yeah, because I'm sat back far enough. Is your back on the ting? It's not that.

I lean forward, bro. I'm not asking questions. I lean forward like a guy. It's not that far. I'm powered up. Ready for anything that might happen.

Ready for anyone to run up.

I'm sitting up here like this. I'm Yeah. How do you... Did you have to physically place it on there?

Yes, I do because there are times, obviously, when I'm taking a shit, I piss as well. So I piss and then put it back.

You put it You're not sitting far back. So then there's a leak on the thing. No, because I'm pissed, isn't it? So here I go. Save your shit, your thing's rested. And then you need to miss it. So you suck it in there and you feed it in. You take it back.

Bro, I'm not letting my dick touch the thing.

It's not touching it, bro. Clearly, I'm not sitting far back. You're not sitting far back in it, man.

You're not sitting far back in it, bro. The next shit I do, I'll feed you, man, bro. But to avoid touching it.

If I'm pissing, I'll hold it because the piss makes it. Elevate. To avoid it touching anything, if I'm pissing, I'll hold that, John. Then once I'm done, back to Powerstar.

You mean not going to sink?

It's just in case. It's just in case. It's there. Look, Yeah, I said... Anyone look at that? I thought not. Let me chill. Fair, fair, fair. Fucking hell. That's funny for you. Oh my God. I need to know what the man that I'm going to do. The ratio. Because I've never heard this stuff. I need to know what's the ratio of mandem placing the tool on the seat. Guys, please comment below.

Do you rest the tool on the seat or do you let that bitch hang low? No, I need to know that.

That's the funniest thing, bro.

It's hilarious because you have completely different stances.

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I do have a mini thread. It picks up from where we left off somewhat from the questions. My boyfriend claims nobody uses the pea hole in boxes. Is this true? This is a tweet and it just replies. Literally no one were as confused as anyone else as to why it exists, number one. Number two, I use the fuck out of those things. Sometimes I just let my Johnson hang out for the fun of it. Okay, That's twisted.

That's twisted.

Another reply, he's just not packing. If he's not using it, he's just not packing.

Okay, I can... I agree and disagree.

I just think that's just a click bait.

Yeah, that's just a hot take.

Yeah, it's a hot take is the word.

Because have you ever tried to fondle your way?

Yeah, it's long.

Bro, I'm getting my hand in there. I have to just... You have to hold the ting open with one finger, get Put your hand in there, and then guide your tall out.

No, brother. No, it's long. No, brother. Guys that use the underwear P-hole are probably the same guys that use the little tiny pockets in their Levi jeans. Oh my God.

For the little £2 coin? That's hilarious.

Another gaslight you want. Mine doesn't fit through it.

Certain man needs a shut up.

Some chick replied, It's for clutch situations only.

Fair.

Yeah, it's for clutch situations only.

Okay, that's naughty.

Once you unbutton that button, it never really closes right again. It just pops open whenever it feels like it for the rest of its life. Got to throw that pair away.

Damn.

Another one. Your boyfriend He's going to be pulling his pants down at the urinals. A reply to that. Donnie said, cheeks out to show dominance.

Oh, God. That's all I got. That's hilarious. Oh, my God.

He pulled his hands down at the urinal.

I love your fucking pissing etiquette today. We're learning stuff, man. I actually also have a little thread.

Where you talk about in the urinal piss etiquette, piss, gap, piss, were you taught that, or is it something that you just... Because I don't think it was a conversation. Mandem never had the conversation. It's just something we adopted.

It's just something you just pick up as etiquette-wise over the years, you just heard, you just leave a gap.

I had a shy bladder, so I learned through baptism of fire. If I wasn't leaving a gap, I wasn't pissing. When I was a kid, I physically could not piss when someone was stood right next to me.

Still right in the next urinal. Interesting.

Little thread, yeah? Yeah. What is the safest answer when your girlfriend asks if her friend is hot?

Summer Dees. Fuck, that's not even What's the safest answer when your girlfriend ask, Is her friend hot?

One bear said, Why did she ask about me? That's crazy. That's all.

He's filled already.

Why did she ask about me? Why did she ask about me? Damn.

That's not safe at all.

Depending on how length she has, I need to know.

Fuck. The curiosity will get the best of me.It.

Will murk me.Fuck, man.

Right. Save as an answer when your girlfriend ask if your friend is hot. She's a two out of 10. I hate what she does with her I wish she would use better moisturizer than whatever she's currently using. It's not doing her skin any justice. That's too much detail. Yeah, that's way too much.

That's too much detail.

This bitch is hideous. Don't ask me silly questions. But also, that's the answer every girl wants to hear.

Is it, though? Yeah. But this is their friend they're talking about. Do you see what I'm saying?

It's their friend up until boyfriend.

I hear that, but I don't think girls will want to hear their man say that. They're bringing is a two out of 10.

No, it depends. They don't want to hear it if it's true. If she thinks her friend is a two out of 10, but runs around telling everyone she's beautiful, she's beautiful, She doesn't want to hear her boyfriend be like, She's a two out of 10, because she'll be like, Fuck you. You misogynistic bastard. She's a beautiful person. You don't deserve her. It's men like you that caused the issue. If she's actually linked, she definitely wants her boyfriend to be like, She's a two out of 10, bro. What is that hair even about, bro?

I think that's even going too far because I feel like in this case, an example, I would say two out of 10, whatever. But my girl knows I'm lying.

That's why you double down with the, I don't know what she thinks she's doing with her banks and whatever moisturizer shoes is not doing her skin any justice. That's why you need to double down with what she thinks is what you think of facts.

Yeah, but I'm I'm thinking as a femur right now, right? I'm thinking to myself, you're doubling down. That means you paid attention to things that you actually like about this girl, but you're now backtracking. Do you see what I'm saying? Why are you noticing moisturizers? Why are you looking at her skin like that? Why is her hair your concern? Do you see what I'm saying?

I actually do see what you're saying, but how do we get out of this? I don't know, brother. I don't know what to say. I don't know.

This is a conversation.

Damn. Okay, Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

I like this thread a lot.

Jesus, right. We're learning something. Safest answer when your girlfriend asks his friend hot. I need to see him naked before I can answer. Oh my God. Oh, fair. Okay, cool. I know we... This is a joke. I know where you're going with this, and I absolutely refuse to have a threesome with you and her. I love you too much. It's boss. Okay. It's boss.

I feel like he's gotten out of that very well in the sense of the girlfriend's obviously not suggesting the threesome. It's comical, and they can laugh about it and move on. There's no more questions about this girl.

We can laugh and kiss, and then you're not then going to ask, No, but seriously. Exactly. Because then I'm like, Shut up. What are you talking about?

What is this? What is this? Yeah, exactly. I think that's actually a better one.

Yeah, that's a better one. That's a gang one. Say if it's the answer when you go and ask her if her friend is hot. Out of all of your friends, she's the one that I nut fastest to.

What?

Of all of your friends, she's the one I nut fastest.

So he's da, Belinda.

Yeah, he said, I fap over all of your friends. When I think of her, she does the job. So you tell me if she's hot.

Talk less of your other friends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, That's one of them ones where you said, She's okay, and you start walking away. You feel like perfect. Yeah, you feel like perfect. Tis.

That's a-Perfect. The thing is, I would love to... If I was asked that question, I would love to give that response if my partner knew my sense of humor that wasn't it. Because that would be the funiest thing.

It'll be too hilarious. The funiest thing. The risk. Yeah, exactly. This is what I'm saying. The risk toWhat? That's what I'm saying. Is insane.

She'd have to know me.

Bro, you'll be pulling her off the balcony whilst stopping her pushing you off the balcony, bro. Everything's going on. Oh my God.

That's a response.

It's a response. If you like perfect tears. Wild.

Hilarious.

Right, last one. Save this dans for when you go off and ask if her friend is hot. Obviously, I think she's hot. Why else would I have had sex with her? Cool.

You just don't love your girl.

Yeah. You want drama. You want the whole team charged, bro.

He wanted the Yau and he found his way.

Of course, bro. He was thinking, Thank God.

Yeah, finally, you've asked me. Yeah, I've been waiting for an excuse.

Right, guys, as you will know, if you've been here for a while, we have been doing a Whoop challenge. It started off with the eight-week challenge with the guys in the team. I can't remember who won that one. Then what we did was we extended the challenge out to the babies so we could all get snatched and tied together.

Yes, sir.So.

That time has come. It has. It's been 12 weeks. It's been a trip. It's been lovely. I've seen some insane scores. Likewise. I guess we're going to go through everyone's share.

Yeah. So strain for last week, top spot, lovely lady called Ruth with a 20.6. Average strain.Average strain of 20.6That's insane, bro. Is crazy. I placed a humble 427. I don't know why and how that happened. Yeah, with a 13.8. So I said I got 427, 13.8 strain. What was your saying, James?Oh.

My God.It's.

It's all right. It's okay? It's all right.

Safe space. I could only train one time. I could only train one time. So my strain is... I placed 2,191. I think that's my lowest of any of the rankings ever with an average of 6.9 strain. I'm not proud of it, but it is what it is. Fair play. I would say on the strain front, Ruth, well done this week. Kyle and Rebecca have remained in the top 10 for pretty much the entire time. The whole shebang. Well played on that. Well played indeed. That's insane. So this week's winner for recovery, Destiny. Well done with an average recovery of 96 66%, which is crazy. Nice. I again had a bad recovery week. 1,508.

Ruh. Mine was 607, 67%.

Well done. I was at 54%, bro.

I I don't think I've been higher than your recovery in ages.

No. It's been a week for me. I've had a horrible time. Finally, we've got Gracy, number one on sleep with an obvious average of 100%. It's ridiculous. I finished 1,180th with a 73%.

I finished 1,587th with an average of 67%.

Dan, Man, bro. We got a lot of talking to ourselves to do.We do.From this week. We do. But guys, even though this is the end of the challenge, we want you to still continue every week. We're still going to be talking about it a lot, and I think it has helped a lot of people. There's thousands of people that have come together through this challenge and actually start focus on the things that they never thought they would need to focus on. Really focus on sleep and what it means to actually get 100% of sleep in a night and how much sleep that actually takes, getting high levels of recovery and what it actually means to how you feel on a day to day basis. And again, what it actually means to get 20 strain, 19 strain, 18 strain, those levels, what you actually have to do to push yourself and make you realize, I'm not really even What I thought I was pushing myself. I ain't been doing shit. So it's been an eye opener. It's been really good. So guys, if you still want to get involved with the community, if you still want to keep getting snatched for the rest of the year, summer's around the corner.

Go to join. Wup. Com/sng. It's 30 days risk free, and it's just the vibe. I think, looking at how the weeks are, looking at the next couple of weeks, I'm still down to put some. I'm still going to check in every week, and I'm telling you, man, in a couple of weeks time, obviously not next week, but in a couple of weeks time, I'm going to put some disgraceful numbers on the board.

Cool. Good. I'm going to get back to my regular schedule program because I've had a crazy two weeks, mentally and physically. This always happens to me. I have one good week, I will go five days, train, eat, whatever, and then a week after that, life will happen.Life.

Does life, bro.It.

Messes with everything I've been trying to achieve. Once all this back-to-back recordings and the tour and all of this is slowed down, I am trying to put myself first when it comes to my physical and mental health.

Gang, bro. Well played. Very nice. Right. Remske, trash news, please, sir.

I make £5,000 a month on OnlyFans by pretending to have broken legs. Jesus. I even make my own plaster cast and people love it.

That's dark, man.

Crazy, huh?

Is it dark, though?

It's not dark. There's a far darker world, I think, on making money on OnlyFans, but this is...

No, I'm saying it's dark. It depends. Let me stop jumping to collision. If I'm saying it's dark because just from the title, it sounds like she's making a living from people sexualising her having broken legs. If it's more of a go-fund meeting because I've broken my legs, it's not dark at all. It's dark that you're pretending to have broken legs.

Yeah. Okay.

No, it's what you first said. Yeah. This is sexualisation of someone hurting themselves.

Yeah, that's messed up.

That's dark. Okay, I hear you. Chloe Welsh, 36 from Wrexham, fakes a broken neck and legs and Duns Casts. She revealed that she makes around 5,000 a month on OnlyFans by pretending to have broken body parts.

Oh, my goodness.

It's during the lockdown, COVID lockdown, she made a move to create an OnlyFans account that would spark a whole new career for Chloe after she received a request to film a video in a leg cast. I thought, she said, I thought, well, I'd been in a cast before, so why not?

She's escalated to broken neck and two broken legs now.

It gets worse. Okay. It's bizarre, but I think it's the whole damsel in distress fetish. Nothing phases me with this industry. I get 5,000 per month just from doing cast stuff because it's so niche. In June 2017, she recalled the moment when she was due to start a new job but being unable to walk. Her contract was terminated, leaving her out of pocket and forced to sell her house. But things turned around for the former model when she looked into content creating and signed up with internet subscription service OnlyFans. Prior to doing adult content, Chloe had been in the modeling industry for 13 years, but her monthly salary now dwarf anything she used to get. Among the requests Chloe got were to pretend her neck and legs were broken. She was also asked to wear a full body cast. That's crazy. That's where it got worse, which she said would only But she said she would only do for a lot of money. Chloe now spends hours making her own cast from Plaster of Paris and taking request from her dedicated followers. She said it's quite hard and a nightmare getting it off, but it's such good money.

I've even got crutsches to go along with the look now. It's really taken off.

My God, dude.Yeah. That is weird.

We were talking about kinks the other day in Reacts. It's just...

Each to their own, bro. To each their own. I'm actually not even judging because if I was on OnlyFans and one Brosky was like, Bro, put on that leg cast, I'll put it on in an instant.

For 5 Gs a month. It's a no-brainer.

It's literally a no-brainer, bro.

It's scary to me that people get to a point... Onlyfans aside and all this King stuff aside, it's scary to me that people have gotten to stages in their lives where they've lost their jobs and they have to sell their home. The fear of that is too scary, bro. You have to sell your yard. You can't make ends meet. You have to sell your yard? No. I would put on every cast.

Yeah, 100% bro.

Every cast, brother.

The full body thing is running, for real.

Wow.

She said, I could never earn that money from a normal job and think I could carry on doing it forever, really. People seem to be into the whole milf thing, so in a way, it's easier to make money the older you get now. Chloe's main bread and butter, however, comes from wearing stockings, tights, and pantyhose. From this, she rakes in a whopping 40K a month. The casting ain't even the main bag. She's dubbed. Fair play to her. She has dubbed.

Yeah. Now we're talking.

Now we're talking. 45 Gs, OnlyFans.

A month. Fair play to her. A month.

It's crazy. It's not GGs.

Fair play, man. I'm here for it. Well done, Chloe. Well done, Chloe. Fax. Okay, cool. Anything on TV?

Yes. I probably mentioned this before. I mentioned it again because I never realized that it was back. Well, let me start again. The show is Abbot Elementary. I've probably spoken about it before. It's a mockumentary, and it stars Quinta Bronson. It's one of the funiest shows on Disney. Just going, to be honest. I watched it up until a point last year, and I think they stopped after the writer's strike and blah, blah, blah. But I knew season three was out. I was like, Oh, shit. I've just seen on Disney. Let me start watching. I watched it last night when we got back from the event. But then I realized I still have the other half of season 2 to watch. I was thinking, I'm eating. I've got bear to watch. I've got bear to watch. I clicked on the The first episode. I think it was episode 11 or whatever. When I say to you, man, I physically couldn't stop laughing. Physically couldn't stop laughing. The dynamic of how the writing/acting/the awkward quick glances to the camera. It's perfect, bro. Okay, cool. It's a perfect mockumentary. Ava, the fourth lady on the cast, she's the principal of the school.

They're all teachers. Concept. They're all teachers. They're all principal. They work in a school, and they're trying to figure out their lives, their love lives, and how they all manage their day to day. Obviously, it's a shit school in the suburbs of some part of America. I can't remember where it is. It's just so funny. It's so good, bro. It's 99% run tomorrow, 8.2 on IMDb, 4.5.

Out of 5. 8.2?

It's really good, man. I'm surprised. Yeah, it's a really good mockumentary.

All right, game. I will look. Yeah. I will have a look.

Yeah, it's a joke. Ava is the funiest character.

Just before we sign off, we haven't spoken about it in a while, and I know things are cooking, and he keeps it to himself. Rem, for Streamlif, bro. You're a pro streamer right now. Wow.

It's been a journey, bro. It's been a It's been a serious journey. Alice isn't here, obviously, as you can see. So twitch. Tv/remski. Come on.

Come on.

It's going to be here somewhere, somewhere here, whatever, Tuesday, Saturday night, 7:30. It's been crazy, fam. I keep saying to people, and I set that base point of when we first had the conversation here in the studio, tail end of last year, and you asked me how many subs I had, and I said 12, and I went home and checked, and I had seven. Since then, consistently streamed twice a week. That's gone up to, I cleared 1,000 subs not too long ago. I think crazy.

It fluctuates.

That's a huge difference. It fluctuates, obviously. It dropped a little bit now, but I'm just in the zone now of just needing to stream, keeping consistent, and focussing on that being my thing. Because when me and James used to talk on the phone calls that we speak about, we That you've spoken about on the pod before. Looking for that thing that's for us, our thing that we were going to work on and put all our eggs into that basket. Streaming was always there for me. I found the details of my account the other day, and I think I've had my account since 2015 or something stupid like that. It's been there right in front of me. But you're always looking for, I don't know, maybe you're looking for the quicker or the easier option or something. It's not that. It's just staying consistent in something. Anyways, I'm here now, twice a week. Yeah, man, it's been lit. Communities there, got my own server. We check in on each other every single morning. They are the same people that are coming into my streams day in. I'm not going to say day in, day out. That was twice, two days a week.

We play community games. Four guys among us. We were playing Plate Up last night. Red Dead Redemption. We run it up. It's a vibe, man.Nice, man.

Nice, bro. Exciting. Nice, man.

Just onwards and upwards.

I'm very happy for you, bro. That's so fucking sick. But anyway, thank you, guys. I appreciate you. As always, see you next time. Love of love.

Gang, gang, gang.