Transcript of Questions That Start Arguments!

What's a question that's guaranteed to start an argument?

I thought you were on a diet. I'm just asking. I'm literally just asking. I thought you were on a diet. Allow it.

I know I'm on a diet, but I'm clearly weak right now, and I need this.

So you watch Japanese cartoons?

If you're uneducated, just say so. Just say so.

Ignorant.

Why can't I see your phone? It's the twist of that question.

Don't put me in that position.

Why can't I see your phone?

You know why. Has anyone seen my socks? Mom, where did you put them? You think I want to scrap you on the spot?

I'm obviously late for something. Don't ask me stupid questions. Where did you put them? If I knew where I put them, would I put that question out?

That'd be on my feet, wouldn't they?

Silly cow. Silly cow is the one. You silly cow is the one.