Transcript of HALL OF FAME TWEETS!

I tried to Riz him and he smacked me. (laughter) (laughter) (Rael) What would you do if you could be invisible for a day? Reply. I'd go to Paris and beat up a mime. The round of applause he'd receive from his audience will be incredible.

Oh my God.

That's sadistic. Yeah, you can tell that's a ready one. Thank God my car's got 10 because this bitch is ugly as fuck.

Allow it, man.

That's so peak. That's so peak. Sorry, I told my name, I'm going to get a therapist. He said, What if they tell you to leave me? Yeah, that's jokes.

I bet bear, man. You know them, for him, just typical red flag boyfriends. I know for a fact, when the girl's like, I think I'm going to go to therapy. A lot of them are like, No, stop, stop, stop. I'll change. I'll change. Stop, stop, stop.

Yeah, nah. All right. Cranked arrivals dad's push mower on the first pool right in front of his wife and kid. Yeah.

What?

There was a show on BBC or something like that recently.

Can't remember what it was. They were doing adverts for it. Okay. It was the mixed race brother from Harry Potter and his ting. He was with some redhead. There was a swinger couple across the street or something. The husband was wham. Then when they were moving out of their yard, moving into a new yard, the neighbors came over, brother couldn't get the chest of doors or the fridge or something. Out of the moving truck. Donny from next door just popped over, threw it over his shoulder. The wife said, Don't worry, he can lift anything. Husband was livid, bro. Husband was absolutely livid. Yeah. Don't worry, he can lift anything.

That would ruin your ego so bad.

We're not even moving into this house. We have to. We're getting straight back in the truck, bro. We have to dip.

That's peak. All right. Every Father's Day, I think about the speech Mary must have given herself before walking inside and telling Joseph that she was a pregnant virgin and God sent her that kid. He's a better man than me. The Bible would have ended right there.

Brother, I think about that story annually.

Annually is just...

I think about the story annually. When I see people that make skits out of that stuff, I think that as a concept is actually mad. It is.

I was meant to send you a picture for me to put on the screen, but I'll just show James. So this is the picture.

Yeah.

The caption is, She's thicker than the tension in a divorce court. That's crazy. That's crazy. Wow. Okay, cool. It's a caption. All right. Woman can argue for three hours straight, but two minutes into a blowjob and her jaw hurts.

I Say less. Say less. Say less. Say less. Say less. Say less.

Yeah, go, go, go. I shot my shot at him and he told me he had a boyfriend. Oh my God. Fuck.

That's funny.

Right. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just met her gay best friend, and he's 6'5, Dreadhead Gang. What do I do? Dreadhead? Dreadhead 6'5, her gay best friend. Reply. You got to see if he's gay or not or you're a yourself, soldier. Reply to that. I tried to Riz him and he smacked me. And he smacked him. He's Oh, fucking hell. Oh, that's funny, bro.

6-5 dread Gang.

Fuck, man.

Oh, my God. Yeah.'s head.

Yeah, yeah.

That's top. Wow. That's top. Wow. Like you ain't got shit at home to eat. That's head. That's top. Wow. That's top. Wow. Eat.

That's out of control.

You're going to eat your calories from meeting. Yeah.

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.