Transcript of WHITE PEOPLES QUESTIONS FOR BLACK PEOPLE!

The thread is, Okay, white people, ask black people one question you always wanted to know.

Yeah, cool.

The responses are hilarious.

Yeah.

Why can't you guys wrap up a conversation? You have a chat, then both start walking away and shower each other from hundreds of meters away. The best part is you still follow the conversation at this point. Like, how?Facts.How, bro?

That's actually facts.

Does water burn your eyes? Question. Because I've noticed when you're swimming, every few strokes, you stop, tread water, and wipe your face. Then you swim again for a few strokes. It's fascinating to me. It's fascinating to me.

This is actually... Bro, I think we're allergic to chlorine, bro. We are because that's fine. I'll be there rubbing my face. My brother, when we were younger, was aquaphobic.

When I said... What a term. That's jokes.

When I said he couldn't let water touch his face when he was younger, bro, you'd put this bread in the shower and he got it. If the water was anywhere near his face, if the tingle was streaming down, he'd go... He was scared to drown in the shower. It was dread. When I say my mom was livid.

She couldn't care less. I already know she couldn't care less. She couldn't be bothered. Wash your skin. Yeah. Wash your fucking skin.

It was too funny. He hated it. Bless him. You could never put his head underwater. Never put his head underwater. It was fear. Too much fear. Damn.

He didn't like to swim until he was old. Damn. Fair enough. All right, next one. Black Girlfriend, why wouldn't you let us dish our own food?

Valid.

Why won't you let us dish our own food? It's hilarious. Why do you guys take a bite of a sandwich, then sip your juice/water, and then chew? This has always blown my mind as far back as I can remember.

That's too fair. I can't relate to that one. I can't relate to that one. I can't relate to that one.

But I can understand the bite, chew, drink, then bite, chew, drink. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, but not bite, drink. Not bite, drink, chew.

That's crazy. My biggest fear is having squelchy sandwich. Oh, God.

Yeah, that's bad.

With juice in there.

Oh, it's butter.

No, bro. No, no, no.

It sticks to a roof of your mouth. Bite, drink, chew. That's crazy.

Damn.

All right, Rem, this is the one I need, but two secs. What does this face mean when dancing? It's really confusing when I dance with a black dude. He will call me over to dance and I'm like, Hey, then he will give me this face. Like, Back the fuck up, bitch. In my culture, this usually has a follow-through of a backhand. Let me see this thing. Bro.

Stingface means everything. Everything. Everything. The vibes is immaculate, the gale is immaculate, and everything is just going down pretty. It stinks of glory. It stinks of glory. It's the one. That button down is hilarious, by the way.

He's having a time of his life. Fuck, that's funny. All right, next one. How do you carry items on top of your head without using your hands? The other day, I gave our microwave machine to the gogo. I battled to pick it up. Next thing, she was walking home with it on her head. Fuck is a gogo? Fuck knows. I'm assuming some ladies that walk around with shit on their head.

Damn. Okay.

This one. My mom did this.

All right, go on.

Why do black people have a tissue box in the back window of their car? It's not like you reach the tissues while you're driving. My mom would always have Kleenex in the back of her car for no, what not for no reason. But why is it there? My mom used to do that on an regular way.

That That's a glove boxing. Surely. Oh, that's hilarious. Wow. Well played.

Why you got to talk so loud on the phone? We can't understand you anyways.

Wow. Fuck, that's racist. Fuck, that's racist, bro. Rando as well. When I was on my way down to yours the other day, Rem, fucking was driving past, stuck in traffic, and some girl was on her lunch break. Some black thing was on lunch break outside of her work, screaming on her phone. It made me laugh so much that just based on stereotypes. I could lip read her perfectly. I could lip read her perfectly. I could see her be like, Do you think I'm a fucking idiot? You think I'm a fucking idiot? I was like, damn, she's livid. She's so livid, The stereotype made me laugh.

All right, last but not least, white people. Ask black people a question you've always wanted to know. Why do you have a Tupperware obsession? That was Marge as well. I bet. That was Marge as well. My mom, I say even usage, she probably still does. Tupperware is galore. Just for no reason, bro. Just for no reason. A young takeaway where she will keep the Tupperware.

There's too much. That's too much. There's too much. Yeah, that's too much.

You can never find the lid for the Tupperware. Stop.

The Tupperware, that would infuriate me. Stop, that's too much. I can't. Not finding the right lid for your Tupperware is excruciating.

You remove the whole thing.

That's exactly what I do. Now, with my Tupperware, if it happens to me twice, I'll clean out the whole thing and I'll go straight to buy more Tupperware. I'll clean out the whole thing. If I find one lid that doesn't match this and I grab another one that doesn't match that, the whole thing's going, bro. It's bullshit, man. It pisses me off, bro. But yeah, I'm glad Tupperware is... I'm glad we evolved past fucking old ice cream tubs.

And that basic rectangle one as well. I hate those, that basic small rectangle ones. That takeaway Bullshit, bro.

Yeah, you need those clicks. Now we need those clicks, bro.

That's how you know.

That's the bill prep.

That's how you know.