Transcript of People Watching GONE WRONG!

I have a story for you, man. I was in a hotel. I'm just about to go to bed, turn my lights off, and I'm seeing some London scenery, and it was lovely. I'm staring out the window and I could see these apartment blocks. Right in front of me, I'm seeing a light on, isn't it? I see a rare sitting there. I thought, Oh, this is people watching at his finest. Let me people watch. And he's rocking back and forth a little bit. And I was thinking, Oh, I wonder what he's watching. I see his hand moving, you, man. I see his hand moving. I said, raw. Let's see what else is going on in this apartment. Northwestern quadrant. I look up another light's on. I see a hand moving. No way. You, man, I swear to God. No way. This bro was decking it as well. No. I promise you, man, this guy's fapping one out as well. I said, no, it's just impossible.