Transcript of What INSTANTLY Ruins The Deed?

One of these ones, when she does.

This one, God forbid, she goes on her feet.

Yeah. The pendulum. What instantly ruins.

I think I saw this post. I didn't. I didn't see any of the replies. Can I take some guesses?

Go on.

Him saying something. Him saying something. Yeah, you know, do you like that? Or some like that. It's gonna be in there.

Oh, I hate. Oh, that makes it cringe. That she makes me cringe. I can't be banging this. Do you like that? No, it's just.

Do you like that? It's such a redundant answer anyway. It's such a stupid question, bro. Yeah. You're inside me, bro. It's a shock.

I lied. My expressions will show you if I like it.

Oh, my God.

Don't need verbal confirmation.

All right, cool, cool, cool. What we got?

What instantly ruins first reply? All that. It keeps sliding out. Just go, just go.

This is a guy or a girl?

This is a girl.

She's all that. It keeps sliding out.

Yeah, just go. She's not having. She's not having any bit. Any of it.

I didn't realize. I guess it makes perfect sense, but I didn't realize until I heard someone say it that obviously that's a source of a size situation.

Yeah, makes sense.

Yeah. Like, the smaller your pipe, the more it's gonna slip out.

Yeah. Position dependent.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, position dependent. So I was like, I never realized. I never realized that. And now I thought, oh, okay, cool. I can see why it's just go. Cause in my head I'll be like. Slice out, slides out. Yeah. Control.

Right.

Some girls ain't got no control. They can be. Especially on like a cowgirl or reverse cow song. Girls can catch it at the tip and then slide that down. They can catch it at the tip and the slide. It's insane. Technique. Some of them ain't got no death. Perception.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's long, bro.

That technique is brazy.

Yeah, it's nuts.

Yeah. Right? So some chick replied to that slipping out thing, saying that part like, what is you doing? It's really. It's really this. And when they keep pausing after every couple of strokes, like, sir, what the fuck are you doing?

I'm trying not to.

Not facts before. What do you think of me? We've all said this before, but women don't care.

Yeah, I'm trying to. Well, I can ruin the whole party if you want.

They don't care because in their minds, banging me hard for 30 seconds, over banging me semi hard to stop it every other second for three minutes.

Yeah, just go for it.

Go for the 30 seconds.

Yeah, of course. And I will. Yeah, I will.

I can't have. I also can't be mentally stopping myself from nothing. And her tell me, keep going, keep going.

That ruins. It.

Ruins the whole bag for me because I'm not in before she does. I'm not before she does.

Facts. A stream of voice. Yes, of course I am not in before she does because her about tonight is still 25 strokes out. Yeah, I'm three.

Yeah.

And then you're just praying. They're like, I'm praying she nuts. Cause after right now, I've got three strokes until I. Nah, after right now, I've probably got by seven before I sliding soft. Yeah, yeah. So you need to be like six out. I wish there was a number on their forehead. I could just see how many strokes out we are so we can level up.

Number on the forehead is.

Bro, it's so infuriating.

Yeah, yeah, it's so infuriating.

Cause if you miss it and she can tell when you're getting softer as well. So even if she. You can't make it all the way to 25. Cause she'll feel and it'll knock her out of her. Of her flow.

Yeah. Has a girl ever. This is for everyone, actually. Has a girl ever gotten to that stage where you've. She's about to come and you've probably come and obviously you're soft now and she's just like, yeah, of course. What is that dynamic?

Depends on the girl. Factual. But if we're. If I've never made you nut before, it's an awkward dynamic.

You need to have already been.

Yeah, she already needs to know in my mind. She needs to know that I have the capabilities and I can just be like my badlandhouse. My bad, my bad, my bad. We'll run it back in a bit. But if this is early stages and I've never made a knot and I'm about to make a nut and then we miss it, it's awkward and I turn into a shell of a man, I'm not happy with myself.

I'm not.

Yeah, bro. I'm not happy, bro.

Yeah. I completely concur. All right, next one. This is from a guy. This is for me. It's when the girl shows little interest and just starts and just lets me do whatever I want to her without her participating.

Yeah.

Facts dead.

Yeah, 100% dead. Hundred percent dead.

Next one. Stopping and pausing. Falling all on my back. You gotta go, homie.

Stopping the pausing. Okay, cool. I need to understand, like, the pausing. Okay. The pausing I get. I personally only need. You're gonna have to bear with me for like two to three pauses if I'm in a pausing situation where it's like three, four strokes, pause. Pause.

Yeah. Yeah.

Two, four strokes, pause. And then I might need to come out entirely and just, yeah. And just refocus. Refocus. And I'll know upon reentry where we're at. And if it's, if it's gonna, I'm not pausing again.

Yeah.

Yeah. Cause I'm just gonna go for it.

Yeah. The thing for me is that only tends to happen in specific positions. So if I know I'm about, if I know I'm banging three strokes and I have to pause, banging three strokes, have to pause and then have to pull out, we're switching positions. We're switching positions immediately because it re like the senses change when I'm in a different position.

Mine, mine also do, but I have a russian roulette situation.

Okay.

So. Depends on the girl, innit?

Okay.

So, right, this is such as back, this is backstage knowledge. Baseball inside baseball is correct.

Okay, cool.

Yeah. This is playbook stuff. Right. I obviously, okay, this is more first timer stuff.

Okay.

Because once you're with someone, you can be a lot more verbal and communicative. When you don't really know someone, it's a lot. Unless it's like kind of like a dominant dynamic. You can be, if you're trying to, if you're trying to. If that's part of the role play that you're doing, you can be instructional, but you can't be conversational. When you know someone a bit more and you're more comfortable, then you can be not conversational. Like you're gonna have a chat, but you can be a bit more like, oh, babe, do this or this or like, yeah, yeah. But when you're, when you're just knowing someone, it's not bare chat in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Unless it's like, like I said, like a dominant. Shut the fuck up. My thing is, yeah. With the position change is there's not loads. If I'm, if I'm three strokes, pause, three strokes, pause. There's not, there's not. I love every position.

Yeah.

There's not too many positions I can change it to. That's gonna help me out.

Okay.

There is one that will.

Okay.

For sure.

Yeah.

But only it has to be specifically this way. So it's her on top and she has to rock on. It.

Yeah, I knew you were saying I.

Could go all day on a rock.

I knew you were gonna say I.

Can go all day on.

Especially on the edge of the bedrock.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can go all day on that rock. Yeah, that's calm.

Yeah.

But if she sits on it and starts clapping. Shit, that three strokes turn to two.

Okay, okay.

Especially if she's cheeked up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gets on that bitch and starts clapping stuff.

Especially when it's not even, like the dis bounce one of these ones.

When she does this one, God forbid, she goes on her feet.

Yeah, the pendulum. God forbid.

Right, bro? God forbid, bitch. On her tippies, forehead to forehead. We're not making it 10 seconds, guys. So I have to be confident she's gonna go for that rock. And I will try and manipulate her pelvis and then we're good, bro. Cause once we switch back again, I'm calm. I'm calm, bro. But, oh, God forbid, bro, if she takes up a squat position, it's charged.

Yeah, yeah, I hear you, I hear you.

It's charged, man.

Funny enough, mine is my position for. Or my weak position for, like, pause, pulling out. Pause, pulling out is missionary.

Oh, yeah.

100% that it sends me. Especially when they're. They're looking at me and saying, don't stop on my.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no for me.

Cause I can see you and I can hold every part of you.

It's game over, man. I lose it. I lose it, bro. I lose it. I lose it, bro.

Missionary is. It's usually like one of the starting position, but also the end position.

End of the position, bro. It's so jarring. Cause my ting is throbbing. I need novocaine or something. Numby. Ya numb me up, cuz. I got a sensei.

It's.

It's too sensi. Too sensei. Yeah. That rubber dub is arsed. Nova Cane. Yuck. Oh, my days.

All right, cool. Next one. What instantly ruins sex. This is a hot take. Music during sex is cringe. That's a very, very hot take, cuz.

I is a hot take.

I completely disagree.

I entirely disagree.

However, I also don't do it all the time.

I don't do it all the time. It has to already been on. I can't. When I was 17, I had a specific playlist, okay. That I would put on. But, like, now. Now if the music's on, yeah. Then we're fucking with music. And it's good. Like, it's calm. I hate. I hate a dead silent room for sex.

Yeah, no. Tv music.

Tv music. Even a fan.

I need some.

Oh, fuck.

I hate you completely. I hate you completely. All right, next one. You get tired fast. Bye.

That's all right, man.

It happens.

It does.

This girl, she wrote this in quotes. So she's saying, obviously a guy is saying this. Suck it to. Suck it till it gets hard.

I just remembered I did see this thread. I didn't see any of the answers that you've given me today, but I saw one comment and it said, I.

Think it might be the comment I'm about to read.

It said, like, get hard for me.

Okay, maybe not.

It said, get it hard for me and. Or something not for me. But it was like, ah. It said it was something along the lines of get hard, innit? When he said, what NC ruins sex. And it was like, oh, when he's talking about like, get hard, get hard. That to me was also semi hot takey. Because I feel like a lot of time when people are saying the comments, they're not thinking about the vice versa.

Okay.

Because, like, the main thing that. Okay, one, a massive complaint is girls will have is no foreplay in it.

Mm hmm. Which is bizarre to me. What do you mean that guys don't.

Oh, that guys don't do it. So I thought you meant them complaining about it. No, your audience. So, yeah, their main thing is like, four playful, playful play.

Yeah.

Whereas a guy saying, a guy saying like, get hard is four. It's our version of, we're saying bring in some foreplay.

Okay.

Don't just lay there.

I hear that.

And expect me to have a hard dick.

I hear that.

It's not gonna happen.

I hear that.

And then it's a weird one because it's like, girls will be very vocal about the fact of like, oh, if you want that. Good, good puss foreplay, bro. And then you're gonna get a gushy gush if you're just looking to go straight in like, bro, it's butters. And it's the same for guys. Like, it's a case of like, if you're just let a lot of girls think being naked is enough. We talking about the truth.

Yeah, yeah.

Anything. Just hard dick just happens like that.

Yeah.

And just, just being present is enough. And if I'm like. And they're like, wow, old man, get some pills.

Yeah.

Fuck yes.

I'm sorry, bro. Do something.

I've seen it. Yeah, I've seen it.

Yeah, it goes both ways. So when I saw the bare people complaining about the, like, I'll get half of me. Get hard for me. It's like, that's a guy's way of being like, let's spice it up, man. Yeah, spice it up. Like, yeah, let's do something.

Yeah. All right, last one. What's something that instantly ruins sex? Last one is, you ever had a guy go soft and tell you, ball it up and stuff it back in?

Tell her to do that.

Ball it up and stuff it back in.

Ball it, ball it. Just. Jesus, that's.

Yeah.

There's nothing worse on this planet than having a soft hit trying to put it back in. Yeah, every guy's experienced it.

Yeah, every guy has.

Every guy in the planet has experienced it. Not ls.

Apparently, you've never done soft dick reentry.

Nah, I don't go soft.

Who's this guy think he is? Shattering? Mandy.

Yeah.

You're doing this for some. Get off your chest, man. What the fuck is this?

I don't go soft. It's crazy.

So you've never, like. Okay, cool. So when we were talking about. So you've never. Have you never nutted early and tried to ride out to the next boner?

Nah, it's done. Once it's done, it's done.

Selfish lover. Even when you were younger, it's.

Right.

Just tried to.

Just. Just because you're so embarrassed that you're not early that you try and ride out.

I'll make up for it in the. In the end. Like, you know, I mean, okay, like, the sex is over, but. Oh, I'll make up for it. You know, fair play. I won't just be, like, done and fucking roll over and put Rick and Morty on, like, yeah.

All right, fair enough, bro.

Yeah. I just haven't. I've never. I've never had sex and then just gone soft and then just been like, oh, shit.

Nah, it's not always a case of going soft. It's more. Okay for me. It's always been that nut situation.

Yeah, it's a nut situation. Or there's times where I've gone longer than expected.

Yeah. There's also been times of, like, my dick has a thing. Right?

Yeah.

My dick has a thing where sometimes he'll charge it. So it's a case of, like, if I'm fucking for, like, an hour.

Yeah.

An hour's fucking long. Yeah.

Tell me.

Yeah.

Jesus, bro.

If I'm fucking for, like, 45 to an hour, sometimes I need a pit stop. I just need a break because my. My tool has. The novelty's over for him.

Yeah.

He's he's. He's adamant that we're just not nutting today.

We've hit every position.

Yeah, we've hit every position twice. We've done all this. After that. I need a. I need a quick 510 minutes break.

Mmm.

But otherwise, if we're just stroking for an hour, my dick says, bro, who's this for? And he charges it.

Yeah, random. This is random as fuck.

Go on.

After it's done, do you ever, like, feel the need to piss?

Always.

Yeah, of course.

But I can't.

Oh, that's annoying.

Sometimes.

Happens every time.

Sometimes every time.

No, most of the time. Then you feel the need and you're like, jesus, I need to be. And you just can't.

Oh, right.

But you go eventually. At once.

Yeah, it takes a bit to wind down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's weird, bro. That long is so annoying. You have to tiptoe into it. It's horrible. I hate it. It over the tig already. I hate it. Mandy.