I would go jail for free, and I don't think it would go jail for me. You think? It depends on the crime. The crime stipulates the stint. Okay, let's say it was like a two years, and I didn't do it. You know I didn't do it. So one of us is going down. They think it's one of us. One of us has taken down. So I didn't do it. They've got all the evidence to prove that I did do it, even though you know, I didn't. Yeah. And you have the opportunity to be like, it was me. Mmm. You know, I'm. You know, I'm going down. There's no if, buts or maybes. For some reason, the judge is in there. He's like, bro, he's going, yeah, yeah. So it's either, like you say, you're all wrong, it was me, and you take the two years on my behalf, or you're like, soz sauce. Is it a case of you were meant to get, like, a longer sentence, but instead I am taking two years for you? Oh, yeah. Let's say I was going to five. I will take the two. What if it was two and a half?
I'll plead for one and a half. Oh, plea, though. Like, meet me in the middle, dog. It wasn't me.
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