Transcript of FUNNIEST BRITISH ABBREVIATIONS! | EP 407

You couldn't be awake when I get back there, though. Just chilling, watching you. Yeah, you couldn't, Edison. You couldn't be conscious when I get back in there because you don't want to see that level of ferocity.

You'd rather be unconscious straight away.

Yeah, 100%. You better hope you'll concuss. Guys, welcome back.

Girls, welcome back indeed.

So Fueg has said that we're not doing a question of the Week this time, and we're going to do something called an abbreviation game. Yes.

So like James said, no question this week, guys. But for today, I'm going to need you guys to get your whiteboards and markers. Obviously, guys, girls listening, watching at home, you can obviously play along for those that aren't from the UK. Soz, but play along as well.

What's UK got to do with it?

You'll see. Okay, fair. You might learn a few things, and you might know a few things. I I saw this on an Instagram page called Love of Huns, and I saved it immediately. It is British abbreviations, and I'm going to say the abbreviation. I want you to guess if you can guess what the four word is or words are.It.

Makes sense?Yeah.

We'll go simple, straightforward. Simple, straightforward, the first one. What do you think Jenny Lek stands for or means? Jenny Lek.

Write it down.

Yeah, write it down and then you show.

Jenny Lek.

Sorry, could you just explain it again?

The abbreviation is what I'm saying. You're going to write what the full meaning of Jenny Lek is.Okay.Does that make sense?

Yes.

Okay. Jenny Lek. I think it will slowly start to make sense as I start going through how. Yeah.

How these abbreviations are done.

I think I'm going to charge this one and see how it...

You're going to charge?

Because I need to...

Yeah, all right. Cool. Rem, since you locked first, what is your answer? General elections.

Okay.

Damn.

James, what's your answer?

Can't remember.

You wrote science, so let me see.

I was thinking of the electric. You know the... The top up thing. Top up at thing. Okay. Never mind.

It's general election. So we're here. We understand now, yeah? I get somewhat. I get a lack. It's general elections. The next one is CozyLives.

Obviously.

Cozylives.

Apparently, I'm not good at this.

This This one's big.

Are you charging this one as well? Yeah. All right, Jimmy, since you locked first.

I put Cost of Living Crisis. Yeah.

Cost of Living Crisis. Yeah. Cost of Living Crisis, indeed. Oh, my God. This one you should get. It should be a lot easier. Okay. We're here now. Ellis, I believe in you. Next one, Savvy B.

Savvy B.

Spelling doesn't matter.

Thank God.

Thank God. I saw your eyes do mental maths. Spelling doesn't matter.

That's so funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool.

No, I don't have that one.

You don't have that one? No.

I have the others, though. I don't have that one.

No, I don't. Cool, man. All right, so two of you charged? Yeah. Two immature joints over there.

Savignon Blanc. Savignon Blanc. How do you spell it? You don't have to show the camera.

Close. Yeah.

Ish.

Savignon Blanc.

Savignon Blanc. Savy B.

Like a Pinot Gris.

Yeah. Savvy B, Savy Blanc. Next one. Menti B. Menti, one word, B.

He's about to have one.

I don't know.

You cleaned him up. You cleaned him up. Yeah. Savvy B. Menti B, sorry. Alex, you need to get numbers on the board, man.

No, I know.

This one, you should know.

You should know from what I just said, if anything.

Menti.mentib.menti B.Lucked. Cool.

The clue from Rem said James is about to have one, or James is going to have one.

That doesn't make sense what I'm thinking. All right, I'll just stick to any of it.

Just write what you think. It's fine. Careful of that, Pedgy, on your...

Yeah.

All right, cool. Cool.

Since Rem, I think you locked first. Go for it. Mental breakdown, James. Mental breakdown. What did you write?

Never mind.

I did you write? What did you write?

I wrote menopause. No, I didn't get it.

James was about to have a menopause. That's what I mean.

It doesn't make any sense. But the first thing I thought of-Say less, bro. He said mental...

Say less.

Mental breakdown. All right, this one, you should get it.

I'll stick to rhyme time.

You should get this one, Enes.

You should get this one, Enes. Obviously, the last one I just said is Menti B, which is mental breakdown. The next one is Nervy B.

I'm not even right in that part. Okay, yeah. Go on, Enes. What is it? Nervous breakdown.

Come on, there we go. Okay, cool.

Cool. We're here. Next one. Obviously, I'm assuming you both would have said nervous breakdown. Yeah. Obviously. Next one. Paris C. Paris C.

Paris C?

Paris Paris C.

Paris C. I'm going to spell it for you. P-a-r-y, space, C.

Charge, you know? I don't know what that is.

I don't know what it is, bro.

Alice?

First, I'm just going to say Parasite.Not.

Bad.parasetamol..

Oh. Parasetamol.

God damn. It makes you feel stupid when it gets ready.

Yeah, paracetamol. You know in America, they don't have paracetamol.

What do they have? What's the equivalent?

Aspir. Aspir. Aspir. Aspirin. We have Aspirin, though.

That's a blood thinner, right?

It can, yeah.

What's that got to do with paracetamol?

Pain killing.

Well, Aspirin is to relieve headaches. But it does make your blood thinner. I thought it was just used for a stroke system. It's used as a blood thinner. It's used as a pain relief.

All right, fair.

I was listening to episode Joe Rogan a year ago, and then he was reading something about medicine in the UK or whatever, and he couldn't even read. It was Paris C.Taymo.Yeah, Taymo. I was like, The fuck? How do you not know this?

Fair. All right, next one. Paris, C, Paris Cetimol. Next one, everyone should get VTD.Vitmin.

D, come on.Yeah, Vitmin D. Cool.

Next one, V-Spenny.V-Spenny?V-Spenny..

All right. Okay.

The next one, you're not getting. You got me I'm surprised if you get it.

I think I'm locked. I'm locked.

The Spenny.

Ellisis. I don't know that one.

All right, Jimmy.

Very expensive.

Very expensive.

We're a bit British.

Next one, Gazabi.

Gazabi. Gaza B.

Gaza B. I'll give you... Well, it is two words, and it's Munch. Gaza B. Gaza B is Munch. Gazabee is Munch.

I was going to say Gary Barlow. Charge, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. I feel like the gaza is like gammon or something, but other than that, I don't know. Rem?

No, it's not coming to me. Charge?

Yeah. All right. Gaza B, wait for it, is garlic bread.

Oh, fuck off.

I don't make the rules. I don't make these rules anyway. Next one. Peppy tea. Charged? Okay, James.

I put peppermint tea.

I was going to say that. That's literally what I wrote down, peppermint tea. Peppermint tea.Peppermint tea.

Fair. I didn't think it would be fair.

Peppy tea is Peppermint tea. Next one. Bottie B. Bottie B. Bottie B. Did you write something?

I wrote something brunch.

Was it something? You just wrote-I just wrote question mark brunch.

I don't know.

What have you written?

I put a bottle of beer.

Bottle of beer.

Yeah.

Bottie B. Fair. I put a bottomless brunch. It's bottomless brunch.

Bottomless Brunch.

Bottomless Brunch.

Obviously, Bottomless.

Fair, fair, fair.

The fact that you wrote brunch from the B and didn't write Bottomless from botty is mental. That's a something brunch.

I was thinking food. I was thinking food. I don't know. I didn't write Bottomless, obviously.

Don't ever As I say, don't associate the previous to the next. Yeah. All right, next one is Toty C. Are you charging, James?

I think I have to.

Rem, are you charging? Yeah. Ellis, what did you write?

I put Tottenham City.

Tottum City.

I know it's not an actual city, but I was thinking it's like an abbreviation.

It's Tottum Court Road.

Oh, fair.

Close.

I knew it was Tottenham, but I was like, the C is not making sense to me.

Yeah. Tottum Court Road. Next one everyone should get Hollyjobs. Hollyjobs, one word.

Hollyjobs.

Yeah. Hollyjobs.

Yeah, I've got it, I think, but they switched it up a bit.

You switched it up a bit.

No, that abbreviation. Okay. I think it's. Holly jobs.

I say everyone should get it because I'm seeing it. It's obvious to me.It's obvious to me, yeah.Holly jobs.

I know people go like, Holly bobs.

Yeah, I know what Holly bobs is. Yeah. Holly jobs.

But yeah, if you know what Holly bobs is.

Oh.

Holly jobs.

Yeah, gone then. Locked.

I hope it's the same thing, fam. That's what I'm saying.

All right, Rem, you wrote one. Oh, wait. Alice, are you locked?

Yeah, sure. Why not?

Yeah. All right, Rem, is good.

I wrote holiday.

Yeah, I've just put holiday as well. How about holiday? I don't get the job bit.

I don't get theHollybobs is holiday.Hollybobs is.

That's why I said this.

I said Hollyjobs.

You said Hollyjobs. I said I know what Hollybobs is. He was like, Yeah, Hollybobs. Hollyjobs. Hollybobs is holiday. You're looking like you're not about to say holiday.

It's a holiday job.

What's a holiday job?

I thought that, but I was like, What is a holiday job?

There's no such thing as a holiday job.

That's what he says, bro.

That doesn't make any sense.

That's not a thing.

Fair, fair, fair. But you could work abroad job, working abroad.

I've done it. Hollybobs is holiday, man. You led us on.

It's not a holiday then, is it? If you were...

Yeah, it's literally It's oxymoronic.

How do I make these rules? Wow. Next one. Paza P. Paza P.

Paza?

Paza P. P-a-z-z-a. We all have done this in our lives.

Okay, maybe not, but yeah.

I've done it today. You've not done it today. You may have done it today, Lawrence, but you two haven't. I don't think three of you have done it today.

I'm definitely not what I've wrote down.

I'm not getting it.

I can't think of anything else. That's a B.

Confusing me more.

Charge? Yeah, charge.

Parallel Park. Oh. Oh. Sure.

This is getting dumb. This is getting dumb.

I want pepperoni pizza.

I knew you were going to write pepperoni pizza. I knew you were going to write pepperoni pizza. Why? I was thinking pepperoni pizza. It's not a Peppy P more than anything. I was thinking pepperoni pizza as well. Fair play. Yeah, Pazze P. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Parallel Park.

All right, next one. Sally C. Rem, you wrote you all. You were starting to write something.

I started writing the word to see if I can visualize something from looking at it, but no, I've not got anything charged.

Salad cream.

That's my favorite Salad cream's your favorite condiment, bro. What the fuck?

Favorite condiment. Salad cream is your favorite condiment, bro.

Don't you dare fucking judge me. What the fuck is that?

It's disgusting.

Shut the fuck up, is it?

It's bang. It's not disgusting.

Too fair. I like it with spinach. I I don't eat spinach on its own because it tastes like... It tastes like nothing. So spinach is good for you. So you put a little bit salad cream with spinach. It's nice. Salad cream is grim, bro.

Salad cream with spinach. What do you have it with? I put it on typically my carbs. What is my rice.

Rice and salad cream.

Fair.

Everyone has their own taste.

Everyone has their own taste.

I can't make eye contact. It's not fair. What's not fair? Salad cream and rice. Yeah. Speaker.

That's our boy, he can eat what he wants to eat. Thank you, bro. Don't judge me. He can eat what he wants to eat. I concur salad cream. I like salad cream. I've not had salad cream in fucking ages to pair it with anything. Okay, cool. I just know salad cream as a condiment is nice. Salade cream slaps. Yeah, that's just my- You're being too diplomatic and it's bullshit.

Salad cream and rice.

That's his preference. That's his preference.

You know for a fact, if I said the same thing, you'd say something different. That's his preference. I don't know who you're trying to be. That's What's his preference. This is bullshit, bro.

Let him have his salad cream and rice.

He can have it all he wants. He's not going to have to sit here silent.

Pause, by the way.

What? What did I say?

You're going to have it all he wants.

He's not going to sit here in silence.

Fair. Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, Yeah, fair.

All right, I'm going to skip the next two and go to the last one. This one should be easy. Last British abbreviation, if you're still with us at home and watching, the last one is... The last one is cloziphobes.Cloziphobes?Cloziphobes.Cloziphobes.Cloziph.Cloziph.Cloziph.Cloziph.Cloziph..

Yeah, I was literally about to say that.

Sorry, I'm charging the blood. There we go. I'm so upset.

That was the British abbreviation game. Okay.wow. That's difficult, man. That was difficult. That was more difficult than I thought it was going to be.

For the first two or three, I had no idea.

Yeah, you blanked. First two or three, I was like, Yeah, this is me. I didn't get it. I crumpled.

I crumpled from it. All right, cool. Right. Ellis came in today and said he'd like to contribute a would you rather? I'm very excited. Yeah.

You've said before that you wouldn't... I've said to you like, would you go on this show? Would you go on that show? Would you do that? You're always like, no, no, no, no, you always reject it. You always reject it, right? So this would you rather is, would you rather do a boxing match or go on I'm a celebrity? Youtube a boxing match.

That is a very good would you rather. A YouTube boxing match or go on I'm going, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. It has to be a boxing match.

Boxing match. Yeah.

These man eat spiders and us.

You don't have to do it. Or you can just say no, I'm not going to get any stars.

Kangoo testicles.

I've never watched something like that. I'm going to be up front with you.

With the tasks, you do not really know.

I know. They ask you to do tasks, and then you do it, and then they'll give you fucking pancakes to bring back to the career.

Yeah. It's basically for better food because you're living off literally plain rice, salad cream, and plain beans as well. That's what you're living off. That's your basic meal every night.

What could they give me if I do something crazy?

Anything that you get steak.

You get a treat, bro.

You can get good stuff. But you got a scranner spider. I'm a scranner spider.

No one's doing that.

The whole camp will starve. I'm not doing any... I wouldn't do one of the challenges I've seen them do. You'd be voted out quick. Oh, come on. There's a win-win.

So then in that case-Actually, no, you have to stay the whole time.Okay, then.

That's too easy. Boxing match.

That's too easy. Boxing match. Boxing match.

Because I was going to find the loophole and say, I'm a celebrity, not do any challenges and leave in the first couple of days. No, bro. That's just too easy, bro.

That's the thing, you're living off rice and beans and sleeping in a hammock in the jungle. No.

It's crazy.

No. It's in Australia, though, so I don't think it doesn't particularly get that cold.

It's not about the cold. It's not about the It's about what's around you. It's about what's in that jungle. I would have to, unfortunately, do the boxing match. I'll be livid about it.

I'll be so upset about it.

Would you take it seriously?

A hundred %.

I have to because I train. I couldn't let the internet get any negative part of me.

I'll be training six hours a day, every single day.

It would piss me off.

I would take it seriously. Just to save face. As soon as it's over, the sigh of relief. Oh my God, if I went. If I I get dumped. It's hell. But yeah, I'll be training six hours a day, every day.

Could you stay on the internet if you lost? Could you actually continue doing the part? Because I could do my job. If you lost.

I have no choice.

Yeah. Fair. Can't keep the eye, I guess.

I think I wouldn't delete social media because I can't. But I would just give an onion of my logins. I would just give an onion of my logins, bro. I'm like, deal with it. I'm not seeing anything. I'm getting all my day.

Yeah, fair.

What would you Do I get to choose who I fight against?

Good question.

I'm surprised neither have you asked that.

Because I assumed this a no. Because then I could just pick a pussy.

Obviously, you wouldn't be a pussy.

It's not anEasy opponent.Heavy.Yeah. It's not an easy opponent. I'm heavy. It's not an easy opponent.

Similar weight class.

I'm a heavy boy.Similar weight class. I think I would still choose boxing match, yeah. But I would have to give it, literally put my life into this fight. Fair Pretty much, yeah.

Fair. Makes sense.

What would you choose?

I think I'd do Amma celebrity.

The boxing match would be...

I just think it'd be way too much.

I wouldn't let you box.

I just think the pressure would be I genuinely believe I would...

The pressure. I genuinely believe I saw Alice in the ring get punched one time. I jump in like, I'm your mom. I would jump in, I'll throw a towel and separate the whole thing.

I see the fear in your eyes during the ring walk, and I would charge the whole thing.

That's what I mean, the pressure would get to me.

The whole thing, yeah. Yeah, there's no way.

I could go and get knocked the fuck out.

No, bro. I couldn't see you that scared. I couldn't see it.

You know that meme of is it Terrence Howard getting handcuffed, going to prison or whatever, but he's getting dragged by three or four different people. That's how they be draping you to the ring.

Bro, I couldn't see that level of fear in your face. I'll charge the whole dance.

I'd have to do I'm a celebrity.

I didn't recognize the name, but now you say Cuba, yeah, I don't know.

Wow. Okay. Yeah, 100%.

It's too much pressure, dude. It's the most pressure of the world. It's not just like a little... You do it in a gym. It's like KSI and... No, it's like Usik and... Yeah. Tyson Fiori. Tyson Fury level. It's a massive arena. In an arena? Yeah, it's crazy. It's not like... This isn't a little...

That's pressure. That's what this nose would shape me into something I don't want to see. That's pressure. That's... Oh, God.

I give it all in the first round pause. Just take it over Yeah, I think so. I think so. You're going to get that one. You're tapped.

I'm exhausted.

If he survives, I'm exhausted.

Yeah. I couldn't see that.

Because the second round, the trainer best throwing that towel.

Second round, he's coming out fresh.

Yeah, he best throwing that towel.

You'll be naked, bro.

I'll be livid. Six months for one round, I'll be livid. Yeah.

To me, it's a time management thing. It's time versus time. What's the boxing match? Twelve rounds. Twelve rounds, three rounds. Three minutes. Versus how long I got to stay in the jungle?

A month, I believe. Is it a month?

I think it's three, four weeks.

That's a decision there for me.

True. Because you know it's over tonight. Yeah.

I'm done. One evening, that's it done.

Fair.

The jungle is just taking my soul every single day, bro.

Before you've landed, I finished my fight.

Yeah, fair. You ain't even... You're still in the air, bro.

You finished the fight before you've probably even hit altitude.

Before you've hit cruises in altitude, the fight's done. You've not even changed over.

That's fair. It'd be a good challenge. It'd be hell, don't get me wrong, but it'd be sick after.

I'm a celeb. Yeah.ella did say so, though.Ella said she did.Ella said that. She was saying that after it's her fear of anything is just done now.

Because I'm massively scared of spiders.Hugely, it's ridiculous. So I would probably want to go in there and be like… It'd be terrifying, but let's do it.

Do you think you'd be able to scratch a spider? If that's your first challenge.

I wouldn't eat. I'd reject that. I wouldn't eat a spider. Was it Fern or whatever? When she hit that spider, that's fucking crazy. That, John, was big.

And it balled up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. And the glass was moving.

Yeah, you could hear it clinking the glass, bro.

That's ridiculous. I'm not doing that. No, no, I don't know. I do like, they do one of the challenges, do like a massive fish bowl. I'm not doing that. He heads in it and they just put like critters and spiders and shit. I do that because genuinely, I don't think I'd be afraid of anything once I'm out of that.

If I feel one cockroach, like push my eyelid up like that, I'm I'm breaking the whole bomb.

I'm smacking my head on stuff so it cracks.

Wow.

Pushing my eyelid up. He wants to get inside me. That bitch wants to get inside me. Now I'm done. I'm done. I'm cracking that whole bitch. Fuck the cameras. I'm breaking character. Completely. Literally, I'm a celebrity. Get me the fuck out of it.

No, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I couldn't give them my fucking safe word either because I'm not opening my mouth.

Yeah. It's just filter the bro. It's feel like here. Yeah. As soon as you open your mouth, creepy Crawlies, bro.

No, I'm not doing any of them. None of it, bro. I couldn't go on that show. No, no, no, no, no way. I couldn't go on that show. How much?

Here we go. That and Fear Factor. Fuck. Fear Factor is a different beast. Before I answer that question, do you remember Fort Boyard?Fam, what a show.What.

A show. I never heard of that show.

You've never heard of Fort Boyard? Pull it up for me, please.Fam?My.

Childhood.fort.

Boyard?yeah.

They were doing stuff on an island.

Do you remember Crystal Maze?

Yeah, of course. It was Post Crystal Maze. Post Crystal Maze was some bullshit, man. What 4 Yard? The final thing, you have to face it with lions and shit. Am I capping?

I'm not capping. I think he might be capping.

No, type in 4 Yard. But anyway. Wait. How much would you say? How much for I'm a celeb?

I'm a celeb, yeah.

The whole four weeks? Yeah. I would do it for a minimum of 10 ems. Is this new school or old school? I'm sure there was lions in this bitch. Yeah, it was. Yeah, yes. I'm 100% sure there's lions in this thing.

Is that Alcatraz, bro?

Where are they? Yeah, they're like middle of nowhere. Yeah, but fam, this show used to be sick. Oh, God.

Maybe tigers, not lions. Fair. But yeah,10m as you said. High five figures, yeah.10ms minimum.Five figures.Sorry.Six. Seven. Seven figures, sorry.

Seven, sorry.7.Math..

High five.8.

Rather.9k. No, no, no. Fucking... Whatever it is, 99K, sorry.

No, I'll do it for 10ms. Minimum.

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You got a thread for us now.

The tweet was, I have a boyfriend, and they said, Respond as a date from the gas station. The check is saying, I have a boyfriend.

Respond as a dick from the gas station. Jesus. All right.

All right. Why he got you out here by yourself?

That's the number one. That's the number one bar.

Next one. How long you had that problem?

Okay. How long you had that problem?

If I was your man, you wouldn't be pumping your own gas. Right. He doesn't let you have friends.

That That little bar there is so stupid, bro. He doesn't let you have friends. He doesn't let you have friends.

Nah. I ain't ask you all that, queen. Do you want a husband? That's the real question.

Me.

I got a pet goldfish. Her. What? Me. I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

Fair. Yo. Fair. All right, cool. Sorry to cut you off. Where does the mentality come from? Where does the mentality come from for guys not given a fuck that a girl has a man and girls solely given a fuck that a guy has a girlfriend?

Where does that mentality come from? I don't know. I feel like it's just innate for men to be blissfully ignorant. When it comes to... For that, for example, when it comes to the boundary being broken, I'm not breaking the boundary. She's breaking that boundary. So it's got nothing to do with me. Yeah, of course. It's the mind in that business thing. Yeah. The way it stems from, no idea. No idea. Because what you say is facts.

Yeah. It's facts. It's food for thought, for sure.

All right. I have a boyfriend reply as a guy from the gas station. Can he fight?

That's a techy response. It's also just like, why as the boyfriend, why am I catching these straight? But just because I exist. And also what's mad is, my husband never willing to back up these bars, they're saying. I didn't ask. I asked, Oh, I've got a boyfriend. Yeah, but do you want a husband or whatever? Bro, he I just want to clap and dick.

Yeah, fat. I'm not trying to marry you. Let's be real. Unless she's a Johnine, I'm not trying to marry you. I'm not trying to marry you.

Oh my God.

Why does he make you pump the gas? I will never let you pump the gas while he's looking at me pump the gas.

Bro, that's facts.

While he's looking at me pump the gas.

Bro. Yeah. Amanda will say whatever.

It must be an American thing because in my personal experience, I've never seen a girl get moved to a petrol station in my entire life.

Neither have I. Neither have I. But that being said, I know enough mandem that would move to a ting in a petrol station or in a toilet or in a dungeon wherever she's at. It's not up to him where the Jordans is at.

The environment doesn't dictate his If I'm in the petrol station, she's at the petrol station.

She's getting churms at the petrol station. Fair play. But yeah, this whole, I wouldn't let you pump your... She wasn't putting the petrol in. I bought a car, didn't I? True? Yeah. I bought a car, didn't I? What's she going to do? Put a little petrol in there? What are you crying about? Yeah, that's fucking... I've never seen a bread trying to chup something at a petrol station.

Yeah, nah. Definitely an American thing.

You It must be an American thing. I think they just chirp things anyway. Regardless, yeah. Because the Yallies just entertain it in America. They do. They entertain it because here no one's spitting game. Where is a sensible place to spit game? That being said, I was walking behind a ting through London the other day. I say through London, it was for 30 seconds. I saw two guys move to a separate occasions.

Say that again.

I was in London, probably a month ago, walking down the road, there was a girl in front of me, 10 meters. I watched one brare give her a whistle and her chirps. The whistle was crazy. She aired it. Then I saw another brare give her a little chirp or just drop a bar on her. I'm thinking, This is great. I know they say this shit happens, but I don't see it ever. To watch that happen, I was like, That was 10 seconds It's just apart. She hasn't even made it to the end of the road.

Frustrating. Must be frustrating.

Can you actually imagine? I couldn't. Being a banging girl is just the longest situation of your life.

You can't even go shops on a raggedy thing because you're going to get moved to.

Of course. If you manage to still look pain-looking raggedy, it's even longer for you.

Only God knows what you look like that. Only God knows. Because I'm trying to see Yeah, of course.

It's just worse. Yeah, it's horrible stuff, bro.Dilemma.Dilemma. Right.

Again, favorite ghost writers. A very small group of friends and I dabble in sex work when we travel abroad. It's safe. We spend a weekend with execs and rented a yacht. In brackets, it's called yachting, and many models do it. No big deal. Never heard of this, but yeah, it's called yachting.

It's called yachting. And then you're nodding. It's a thing.

It's a thing.

Okay, so you just have to be a lenting on Instagram, and then O'Brosky is going to slide in like, 'Want a free trip to Santro Pay? ' And she's like, 'Yeah, yeah. ' So then she gets paid to go out there and just look paying on the yacht. With all the mandem, and then the extra bucks are made below deck.

Below deck is the one. Below deck is the one. Fair play. Fair. Fair play.

Bro, I'm not trying to romanticize this line of work, but it seems easy. But when you actually see the exec, no one's doing it. The quote-unquote exec. No one's... Yeah, that takes a lot of money and a lot of bravery and a strong stomach.

When you see the captain.

God, that's nuts, bro. I can't... I can't imagine. Who's sourcing in the things? Because if I'm a rich guy with a yacht, I'm not DMing girls.

Yeah, definitely not. It's probably like whoever, let's say, I'm in a CEO, and whoever works for me.

Yeah, I've got my PA, my EA, and just my yacht guy.

There you go.

Yeah. I'm on a yacht in Monaco on Thursday. Dings. Dings. Yeah.

Get 20, and then I'll whittle it down to 10.

Yeah. Show me 20, and I'm going to pick the best 10.

Yeah, and then we're going to have a time.

But also I'll be terrible at this thing. I would be terrible at it because I don't talk to strangers. Also true. Especially pretty girls. I'll sit there nervous. I know what you mean. Yeah, I'll just sit there nervous. Just a waste of money. You get used to it.Couple.

Of drinks.Yeah, in fact, bro.Couple of drinks, bro.Couple of drinks, you're in the middle of the ocean.

Yeah, you'll be fine.

You got no choice. Yeah, you got no choice, bro.Yeah. You better climatize. Convo is flowing.

You got a choice, bro.

You better climatize, my boy. We're here for three hours.

It's been 20 minutes.

That's mental, bro.

All right, let me run it back. Sorry. It's all good. It's all good. All right, it's safe. We spend the weekend with execs and rented a yacht. It's called yachting, and many models do it. No big deal, except my cousin's husband was one of the men on board. I didn't service him. My friend did. Mental. A few weeks later, she confided to me that she's HIV positive.

Stop it.

My friend is super nasty. Also, she gets paid more than us because she offers the girlfriend experience, and she never uses a condom. No one in my family knows I go yachting. They think I model for work for spirit airlines. So, how do I tell my cousin that her husband cheated and may expose her to HIV? Help.

Because she doesn't want anyone to know she's a yacht girl.

Yeah, because this implicates her.

Yeah, it does. Well, that's what finsters are for, no? Yeah. That's what fake Instagram account is for.

That is true. That's a sign, seal, and deliver. That's done.

Yeah, just a girl to girl? Test your piss immediately. Immediately.

You didn't hear it from me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But-shushy, shush.

Test it. Test your piss.

Immediately.

And blood. Yeah, fuck. And keep testing monthly.

Yeah. Until further notice.

Until I give you the all clear and then I'll delete the account.

I couldn't receive that message, bro. Do you think I could? I couldn't receive that message, Dave.

Do you think I could? An anonymous account saying, Test your piss immediately. And then it goes off into the ether.

The My blood run so cold.

Bro, I'd get pain in my back.

I'd shoot up like the undertakeer. I wouldn't be able to fathom my next reality.

I wouldn't be able to piss. The nerves were... When I say the nerves will make my tool this big. You ever had that?

That nervous dick?

Yes, I have. There's not a drop coming out of there. There's not a drop coming out of there. I remember the first time I ever did an STI test. I got pissed. I was I was nervous when they gave me the cup, bro. I don't remember the first time. Yeah, my tool was shriveled. I couldn't piss. My blood had locked up, bro. I was in that toilet for ages. Ages. Yeah, if someone anonymously messaged me, test your piss immediately. Fuck. Fuck, I'll be so scared. I'll be even terrified. It's jarring because I know once this episode comes out every day for two weeks, I'm going to get anonymous, test your piss immediately. Oh, livid. Because you won't remember The first thing is this episode is actually not going to come out for a few weeks. So by the time this episode drops, I will have forgotten if we ever had this conversation. And I'm going to get zero followers, zero pictures following three. And it's going to be SMG me and you. And then it's going to be like, test your piss immediately. You wouldn't understand the context.

You wouldn't.I wouldn't remember.Yeah, facts. Neither would I.

It's only once I get the fourth message that I'll be like, Oh, this is a joke.

This is from the show. Yeah, this is from This one's the show.

Yeah, this one's the show. Let's relax. But for the first two, I'll be like, They're warning me. And then I get the second one, I'll be like, They're warning me again. It's imperative. It's imperative.

Everyone else wants to be getting it.

Yeah, wow.

That's hilarious. That's too scary. It's the scariest thing, bro.

But yeah, fake account. Drop it in there like, Test your to piss her blood. You didn't hear it from me.

It has to be a fake account. Jesus.

Yeah, that's great. That's horrible. Yoke girls, though. Is that what it is? Apparently so, bro. There's so many layers. I was watching an interview with... It was on TikTok. I was watching this part of the other day doing a podcast or an interview or some shit like that. She was like, Bro, girls who are sex workers like to judge other girls who are different types of sex workers. Girls create their own hierarchy of what's okay and what's not.

Do you know what this hierarchy is?

Yeah. It would be like, I don't know the exact order of things. But there's like, okay, let's just say on one end of it, you've got girl who sells feet pics. Then on the other end of it, you've got on the corner Okay. Then basically this was like, I've done the feet pick stuff, the OnlyFans stuff, the stripper on the corner. Charge you 10K just to take me out, dominate Trix. She was like, Yacht girl, bro. She was like, It's all the same shit. It's all the same shit. So this judgment thing. But hearing stuff like this is like, Oh, you can subcategorize everything. So it's like, Homegirl in there is like, I'm not an escort or anything like that. I'm just a Yot girl.

Okay. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying.

And you're like, The fuck is a Yot girl? And then I'm sure there's Yot girl. I bet there's fucking... Obviously, you know there's the Dubai girls now, shit on the chest type thing. Then you've got like, bro, there's probably... I wouldn't be surprised, yeah? I wouldn't be surprised if there's even like, Formula One go. Just patting for the Grand Prix. Because every time I'm watching the races, you, man, there's Jordans on the screen.

Yeah, that's factual. That's factual.

It's probably a Formula One Yeah, there probably is.

Because that's in a... What's the word I'm looking for? I can't even think of the word, but it's an elite thing to go to.

Whenever there's a rich man market, there's probably an IG baddie market for the same.Adjacent. Yeah, adjacent. Yeah. Combined. Perfect match.

That's a good shout. That's a good shout.Monaco.In Monaco. Why is that my fucking mouth, sir? Monaco?

Monaco. Baddies. Scary stuff. Monaco's old money as well. Monaco's old money. Yeah. Yeah, bro. You got Monaco, you got Singapore.

Singapore was crazy.

Dubai at the end of the season.

Dubai was crazy. I think Monaco takes it because they'll be yachting in Monaco as well. Yeah, it's all combined, bro. Yeah, the two groups of ladies into Link.

It's all combined. Then you've even got house party girls, bro. There's like, Obviously, you always hear about like, oh, Drake parties and all this thing. Who's in fight? Where's the guest list?

Yeah, true.

Who has these girls on the list, bro?

True, true, true.

Me and Phil, I've been to at least two parties where someone's got a secret list. I'm just going to put it out there. We've been to a couple of parties Where I'm telling you now someone has a secret list of just things. The ratio didn't make sense. Yeah, very true.

Very true, yeah.

And no one knows who these girls are. They're just party girls. Not going to lie, they weren't given top in the toilet as far as I was aware. As far as I was aware, they were actually there just to party. Just to vibe, yeah. But still, I was like, what the fuck?

Yeah, that's crazy. That's a fact. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Damn, indeed. Damn. This is getting out of hand.

Some of these aren't your girls short.

I just saw Naomi Campbell on the list. She can't be a Y'ott girl, could she?

Kate Moss was up there earlier as well? No.

That could be the O-G, Y'ott girls. I'm not trying to... Maybe. I'm not trying to sally anyone's...

Kendall's here.

Kendall's not your girl. Come on.

Stop.

Let's not get into this.

How much money would that cost? How rich she is.

Probably Dubai money. I don't know.

I refuse to believe.

I don't. Am I just talking up my ass about shit I don't know about?

But Naomi Campbell can be.

No, I'm saying, Obviously, okay, first of all, you are playing devil after it. It's actually not fair because it's going to be a whisper's thing and people will complain about I'm saying... I'm not trying to smear anyone One's legacy here. I'm just saying Kendall Jenner's got different bags. She's got two billionaire sisters. Who are we kidding here? She don't need execy up money.

But like Ananya said, there's kings out there in the UAE.

Those shaky shakes. Yeah, there's kings abroad. Their man have got...Oh, dear.Oil money.Yeah, they've got... Oh, damn.

Crude oil money.

That's money. That's fossil money.

Yeah, facts.

Wow.

So what's a billion to a fucking nearly trillionaire?

That's the sexiest sentence I've literally heard.

What's a billion to a fucking nearly trillionaire, bro?

What's a Billy to a trillion? I couldn't hear that.

What is? What is, bro?

Yeah, I couldn't stand chest to chest with another man and be like, come on, bro, for him to be like, my yacht goes at next level. Have you ever heard of Kendall Jenner? I'm like, Shut up, bro. She's part of a billionaire. If a man to look at me, glasses down and be like, what's a Billy to a Trilly? Ain't tricking if you got it. What's a Billy to a Trilly is crazy. What's a Billy to a Trilly is a bar.

It happens, man. But hey, we're not saying anyone is or anyone isn't.

We can't even speculate.

We can't. We literally can't.

We just said names, bro. So if you're listening, you, man, I didn't mean it. We were just saying names that were on the screen.

I've got a question for you. Hit. Let's cast our memories back to the '02. We've gone from the B stage to the main stage. We've done our Gas, gas, gas. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, spot, spot, spot. We've silenced the crowd. We've taken our seats. You've taken the lead. You started talking like intro this and that and the other. And then it's like pan to me. Now my face is on the screen and I've fucking froze in front of 15,000 people. And I just break out into song because I'm so nervous. What do you do?

What song?

It doesn't matter, bro.

It does if he wants to join.True.I wouldn't join.

I know he wouldn't.I.

Wouldn't join. With Sarah in my ear.

Because it's so out of context, and it's obviously so clear that I am spiraling.

You're having a nervy bee? Yeah.

I'm having a Menti bee and a Nervy bee, and I need a Paris C right now.

Yeah. You need a nerve agent. Yeah, and he's soft. Wow. Okay.

What do you do?

It's That's actually a good question because I can only address the elephant in the room to a point. Okay. I can only be like, I feel nervous, or you're breaking out a song and I'll be like, Oh, I swear we're doing off the cuff, say less. It only works for a certain amount of time. For like 15 seconds. Then I'm stomped and you just keep going.

Or you try and take the lead again and it pans back to me, I freeze again.

That's okay. I would... The first freeze, you'd never see a performer like it.

Okay.

The first freeze, the song thing, I don't know how I'd manage. But let's just say you didn't break into song. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've done the introduction, we've panned to you and you're just frozen. I can see it on your face, you're frozen and shaking and sweating. And you're just... You'd see the rise of a Phoenix I would perform to these men. They wouldn't even know you're frozen. They wouldn't know you're there.

The second time?

I don't know what I do.

Damn.

I actually don't know what I do. Because I would be doing ping-pong in my head of I can either roll the dice and turn to the crowd and be like, Fuck you, man. I feel as nervous. Let's help him out. And just, I don't know, a little chant or a cheer, or we can all do some Wim Hof breathing together or everything like that. But that could escalate matters drastically. And what I can't have happen is someone come up on the stage and escort you off. That's what can't be allowed to happen because I don't know what I would do. Because this Phoenix thing is a facade. It's a facade. I'm a one-trick pony.

If they escort me off, would change the internet. It would change the internet because that's never happened in the history of the '02, to my knowledge.

Change the internet is right. No one's doing it. No, they wouldn't let a podcaster in there again. Again. You've ruined it for everyone moving forward. Singers only. Don't come in here again. With your podcast shit. Yeah, with this fucking It's not going to be it. Go back to your little chair. That can't be allowed to happen. I don't know what I do.

I think for me, if it was vice versa, I would again engage. I would do what you do and try and take the reins and take all the attention off you, put it all on me, pause and just try and get the audience involved by, again, chanting, cheering, saying your name. Or I would try and instigate a game where you will naturally just get involved in.

As you're talking in my head, I would mix up the order and immediately I'll be like, cool.

Rhyme time.

We're going to story time or something where I knew it was just me. And I'm like, he's got half an hour to fix the fuck up. And then after that, if you're still not there, okay, cool. Rhyme time. Harry's on, Darkus is on, and I'll just be like, first, just going to ref it. After that, You don't know.We're wrapping up.Yeah. It looks like we're wrapping up.

Damn, bro. Well, obviously, it's never going to happen.

Jesus, what made you even think of that?

It came to mind the other day, so I just wrote it down.Froze?Yeah. God. Yeah, that would ruin us.100%?That would ruin us.100%?Because... Obviously, we've said this before, neither of us were that nervous, anxious, pre-stage, post-stage as well. We were just absolutely calm. The amount of people that came up to us, pre and post, and obviously not during, but the amount of people that are nervous right now and that you guys are just having a general conversation is mad to me. I'm thinking, first of all, you don't need to say that because that's going to put more pressure on me.

Yeah, it makes me feel nervous because that makes me feel like I'm missing something.

Facts. Let me just be calm as I am. But what is the procedure? What's the protocol if, for example, that does happen? Do you know what I mean? People have paid, 15,000 people have paid to come and see you. Best part of 20,000. It's like you're just doing the opening act of your show and it's all charged. All charged.

There's nothing I can think of that would be worse.

Or I get so nervous that I try and do something so dramatic, like I stand up and try and do a backflip.

I knew you were going to say backflip.

I stand on the chair and try and do a backflip It dones my whole dance, and they have to escort me off. They have to escort me off. They can't even pick me up. They draped me from my jacket, and I'm sliding across the O2.

No! Oh, scream. Why is this happening? Why is this happening? I can't believe this is happening. You're on screen for five minutes. Why is this happening?

Do you think you would be... Okay, I'm charging. I'm done. Yeah, I'm done. I'm merced. Do you I'm not. Do you think you will be able to hold the show? Because they paid to see some.

I think I could, but I would be so inside my own head of people being like, I'm not watching the rest of this. And because I can't see at the back, I'm assuming people are moving on must.

Yeah, they're leaving, bro. Yeah, they're dispersed.

I think I would try, again, I would go to Rhyme Time, bring Harry and Darkest out, and see how we're feeling after that. I would address what the fuck just happened.

You can play on that for a bit as well.

Pause. I'll play on it for a few minutes, pause, and make out like you're coming back. Make out like you're going to come back and just be like, raw, boy, I didn't expect that. Or did I? Anyway, segment, bang, bang, bang, and just build it up as if you're coming back. Then, rhyme time, gang, gang, gang, gang, Let me go check if he's all right because my boy could be dead. And then...

You want to come back up?

Yeah, I'm 86 the whole time. Fuck. You couldn't be awake when I get back there, though. Just chilling, watched you. Yeah, you couldn't, Anderson. You couldn't be conscious when I get back in there because you don't want to see that level of ferocity.

You'd rather be in a conscious straight away.

You better hope you'll concuss, bro, because when I get my hands on you, bro. Bro. Oh, No, you'll never see violence like it.

A backflip.

A backflip to get-What were you doing, kid? You did, bro. I would put so many pores on your face, bro.

Fuck. Fuck.

Oh, God. Fuck, bro. I'll be angry.

I know. I don't even know why that question came to mind.

There's not an apology in the world. There isn't.

Because you're not making sense. Yeah. I'd have to apologize to the nation. I'd have to go on live stream an hour late I'm sorry, guys. I fumbled the bag and I fumbled everyone's time.

Yeah, it's nuts. Right. I have a game. Oh, nice. That I want to try. We're just going to call it roll the dice. Okay. So We're going to go for 10, please, Rem. We're going to roll the dice, best friend edition, okay? Okay. What that means is the dice is going to get rolled. Once Fuhad, for example, whoever's turn is it, I am not allowed to see what number it lands on, okay? Okay. For example, if it lands on seven, I can't see it landed on seven, and then there's going to be a subcategory that Fu had all picked. It could be... We'll write a list. Actually, before we write a list, and then I want you to come up with things, and it could be, let's say, chicken tenders.

That's the subcategory?

It could be. Yeah, let's say, subcategory chicken tenders. Then I don't know what landed, and you'll tell me what the subcategory is. I have to guess what number came up on that.I.

Would say chicken tenders.I'd.

Say chicken tenders, and I'd be like, Oh, Fuhad. How does Fuhad feel about chicken tenders?

I see.

Okay. I'm going to say, I'm going to give it a seven.

I I see. Okay, cool. You have now to play. Yeah. I have now to play.

All right, ready? Yeah. Right, guys, we're going to play roll the dice. Right, so I'm going to close my eyes. Fuhad is going to go first.

Right, so it stopped.

Right, I'm going to open my eyes. Can you take it off the screen?

It's off the screen. Nottingham Forest FC.

Nottingham Forest Football Club. Oh, my word. How does Fouhad feel about Nottingham Forest, I'm going to say this dice came... So for context, I've never heard you speak about Nottingham Forest, or have I? From what I can remember, I've never heard you speak about Nottingham Forest. Now, there are certain teams that are low in the table that you said have had seasons. Off the top of my head, I don't ever remember you mentioning Nottingham Forest. Based on that, I'm going to say it landed like two or three.

Would you like to reveal the number?

Three.well played.Gang. Well played. Gang. Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, We're kicking. All right, roll the dice.

Interesting.let me know when I could.You can look now.

Yep. Well played.

Yeah. Well played. Yeah, man. Yeah, man.

This is a tricky number. Okay. I will say, I'm going to say Reebok. Reebok.

The only thing I know about you and Reebok is that you have one where you've had two pairs of the same creps, which are Reebok, the white pair with a brown trim. At the time, you wore it semi-consistently because it was dripped, but it's out of pocket now. It doesn't really matter.

Reebok. I'm just going to say it.

My brain's telling me four.

Reveal the answer.Oh! Wow! Yes, you got it on the spot. That means spit. I just spat. Four on the spot. Well fucking played. Well fucking played. Let's go. Wow. We're really bat it.

We're cooking.

Jesus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking hell. Yeah, man. What a start.

What a start, dude.

Right, I'm covering my eyes.

Cool, cool, cool.

Jesus Christ, I can't believe that.I neither can I.I can't believe that.

I was trying to see once I said that now, if you do any micro expressions on your face, but you stayed stationary.

Do you know what it was? I even forgot about those trainers as well. The fact that you implemented them in as the only Reebok thing I've ever owned, I was like, Gang, he actually might land this. Fair play.Wow, well done.Fair play.

Interesting. Okay, you can look All right, cool.Mauwam.

Strips.mauwam strips. Okay, Mauwam strips. You obviously have a disgusting sweet tooth. Mauwam strips as an overall, even among the Mauwam family, are pretty top tier. Just so I'm clarifying, you mean the thin strips versus the sticks?

Yes, because the other ones are called joysticks. These are strips.

The fact that you have an in-depth knowledge about the titles of different subcategories of Mauam means that Maoam is already past seven. So the strips, they're also very malleable. So you can either buy it off or you can tootsy roll it and dash the whole thing in there. I'm going to say eight or nine.

If you could pick at one number, what would you say?

For a Mawan strip, I think it's the best Mawan there is. The sticks are really good, though.

I love this game.

If I had, again, I'm going to say eight or nine. I'm going to lean into eight.

Reveal the number, please. Let's go! This game is so sick. Yes, bro.

Wow. Yes. You locked in.

You locked in. I love it. I love it.

Let's fucking go, bro. Nice, man. All right. Close your eyes. We'll do this as the last one in charge of you. Cool.

We're three for three. Okay. Yeah, I can look.

Baki Hanma, the anime.

Off the cuff, I have a number, but let me speculate a little. I have two numbers in my head because we both know Bakihanma as an anime, the storyline is trash, the arms is decent, but as an overall anime, it's mid. The two numbers that are coming to my head, even before you even said the subcategory, I had a feeling it was either going to land on three or five. And Baki is a three or five anime, depending on who you ask. I'd like to believe the dice isn't or the number isn't a repeat number of what we've done. I think Reina's five is a bit too high. I'm going to go with my gut and say three.

Reveal the number. Five.

Damn. I was saying three or five.

You did say three or five.

It's three or five.

You did say three or five. Fuck.

I mean, literally before you even said the subcategory, I was thinking to myself, why are you going to say it's going to be a three or five. Fair play. This is a good game, though. Here's a good game. I'm livid. I'm livid. I'm going to say five.

As soon as you said, Baki Hanma, Storyline is fucking trash. Arms are good. The show's mid. I was thinking, go with it and say five. Because that's exactly where my head was at. Storyline's fucking ass. Arms is pretty decent. Five. As soon as you said, It's mid, I was thinking, Say five. Say five. Well done, though. Fair. Good game.

Fucking good game. I like this game. Very good game. We're going to run it back.

All right, guys, we're going to charge it there. Thank you very much. As always, love of love.

Gang, gang, gang.