Transcript of 825. Andy & DJ CTI: Election Certification, Justin Trudeau Resigns & New Orleans New Year's Truck Attack

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What's going on, man?

That was a butchered intro. It works. I got to get back in the routine.

Listen, Sometimes it just takes a minute. Takes me a minute all the time.

I think you're giving yourself too much credit there. Maybe, potentially.

But what's going on, man? It's been a minute.

It has been.

It's not like I haven't seen you. I've been with you. But we got a lot of stuff to cover. Got a plethora of things to talk about and dissect. But we do have a lot of stuff to cover. It's been a while since you guys have been graced with our voices and domestic terrorism and stuff. A lot of stuff to go through, a lot of stuff to cover, but I wanted to check into something that's happening right now that I thought was pretty interesting. Old Horn Dogs.

What?

Old Horn Dogs.

Horn Dogs? Yeah. Old Horn Dogs.

You know the guy. Everybody knows Old Horny guy. Yeah. Yeah, that's what's happening right now. Stephen, not Stephen, Skip Bayliss. Have you heard this shit? No. Going on with Skip Bayliss. He's in a lawsuit right now that is alleging that he was going to give up $1.5 million for sex with this hairdresser for the show.

Why would he How did he get that?

Well, I don't know. But Steven A.

Smith- Wait, she said this? Yeah, she's saying- So she said that- He's alleging. That Skip Bayliss said, I'll give you $1.5 million for sex? Right. Come on, man.

Well, I mean, listen. He's old, but in my opinion, anybody that is in some fucking felt pants like this, it might. I don't know.

No, those are pimping.

I don't know. But then I also thought about it, too. I'm like, no, there's no way he did that because he's wearing a Dallas Cowboy's hat, so he's definitely gay. There's no way he's doing that.

Bro, come on. $1.5 million to have sex? Is this to have a relationship or is this to have sex? What is this?

Just sex. Just straight So her story is...

I'm trying to understand.

He's 73, by the way.

Okay, he looks great. He looks good for 73. He's fucking annoying, though. Tim and Steven A, they're both annoying as fuck. I can't believe anybody watches this shit. Real talk. Okay? Steven A has come around a little bit. He used to be the most race baiting motherfucker on the fucking planet. But now I'm starting to like, he's all right. He's coming around. He's cool. Skip Bayliss. I mean, he might have to pay that. You know what I'm saying? He might. It just seems like a lot of money to pay for sex for one time. That's a lot, man. Why the fuck would you do that?

That's a lot. Apparently, she's Muslim or something.

Do they got a picture of her?

I had one, but it wasn't that. I don't think- What the fuck?

It'd be more like 20 bucks. She said, Hey, 20 bucks. That's what I'm saying, 20. Wait, so Skip Bayliss, the story is she said, Hey, this dude offered me one and a half million dollars to have sex with him. Right.

She didn't take it.

That's hard to believe on both sides.

It's hard to believe, man.

It's hard to believe on both sides.

That's what Skip Bayliss is saying. I'm sorry. That's what Stephen A. Smith is saying. He said that the Skip Bayliss, quote, The Skip Bayliss I know has a hard time giving away $15. Smith said, adding that, He can't imagine Bayliss doing that. He's one of the cheapest people I know. I don't know. But here's the That's the interesting part. Apparently, this same hairdresser, her name's Nushan Farajee. She said she's also just throwing a bunch of other people under the bus, too. There's Joy Taylor, one of the hosts there. She's saying that she's been going around and sleeping with everybody to advance her career. Bro, it's just hot mess. We don't typically get into the celebrity gossip shit, but I just saw the 1.5 for sex. I'm like, That's interesting.

It doesn't make sense.

It's weird, man. It's weird. But now, George Taylor is getting fucking blasted on the internet.

So they're saying that she banks everybody?

All of those dudes, actually.

Really? Mm-hmm. Well, is what it is.

We'll see, man. I don't know. I just thought that was interesting. I don't know, guys. Tell us what you guys think down in the comments.

I want to know if you think he did or didn't. That sounds far fetched to me.

Did he do it?

Well, did he? That sounds far fetched, bro. It's a lot, man. I know. Then you didn't take it.

Come on, man. It's 1.5. I take it.

Yeah, you suck a dick for 1.5. You would, wouldn't you?

No, I need at least 1.6, bro. 1.5, that's cheap, man. But yeah, man, guys, let's get into the Cruise. You guys know how this works. We put headlines up, we talk about them. If you want to see any of these articles, these pictures, headlines, videos, links, go to andyfricella. Com. You guys can find them all linked there for you. With that being said, let's get into our first couple of headlines here. We got headline number 1, Numero Uno. Most recent stuff we're going to cover, go back chronological order. Most recently, though, you had the J6 anniversary where they certified the election for DJT. And that was interesting. It was a bunch of weird stuff going on there. There were some laughs, and then some big shot moments, people big leading, Kim, come, come, queen. She got big lead a few times. I don't know if you saw this clip. So January fifth, they were doing some swearing in of some of the newly elected members of Congress. Then this is a newly elected Congresswoman taking her oath, and then that's her husband in the blue suit. Let's watch what happens here.

Thank you. Congratulations. Thankthank you. Thank you. Thank you for your work. Thank you. Congratulations to you. Thank you..

I don't blame them.

Listen, bro, people don't respect people that cheated their into the fucking system. She doesn't have actual authority, bro. She sucked dicks to get where she's at, and then they cheated. I don't blame that man who seems like a good man to fucking snub her. I wouldn't shake her fucking hand either. Look at the damage she's done to the country. Yeah, man.

I don't blame them either. I don't either. Well, and there's also, too. This lady has talked so much shit on that side.

Bro, do we not remember right before the fucking her calling everybody Nazis? They were calling us and everybody else, Nazis. Fuck you. I think that guy's a fucking tremendous American for doing that.

American hero, I think. Yeah. I just love her face when he doesn't shake it. Yeah.

She's like, Oh. I wouldn't want her fucking cooties on me either, bro. Who knows where the fuck she's been today?

Today?

Yeah.

Oh, man, it's crazy. But there was a lot of weird stuff going on as well.

She's wearing something from fucking Star Trek. What is that fucking symbol? It's the pantsuit, bro. Is she from the fucking enterprise, the USS enterprise? She's a fucking Klingon, dude. Look at her fucking face. I've never seen it. She looks like a Klingon waiting to happen. What's a Klingon? One of them ugly motherfuckers with wrinkles in their face. That's fucking brown. Like Chewbacca? Sort of. Chewbacca is more tracking than the Klingon.

The Klingon is a little short ones?

No, that's a fucking Ewok. You're thinking of fucking Star Wars, dude. Listen. Star Trek, it's different. Look over here. That's a Klingon. Oh, okay. Yeah, but doesn't she look like she getting ready to be one?

I could see it. The hair, the receding hairline is there.

She's forming to become a Klingon.

I see it. I see it, actually.

Fucking nasty ass bitch.

I don't know where her hand's been today.

Yeah, that's right. It's been in somebody's fucking pants.

Wooden Dugs. But the crazy thing is, there's a lot of stuff going on. They take this opportunity every single year to try to drum up the worst day in American history.

Did they do it again?

They did it again. We'll go with Nancy Pelosi first, one A lot of her people posted this out for her, and it's a lot of yapping, I'm going to be honest. But she likes to go into that. Four years ago today, our nation watched in horror as a terrorist mob stormed the Capitol grounds desecrated our temple of democracy in a violent attempt to divert the peaceful transfer of power.

No, that's not what happened, lady. Here's what happened. You motherfuckers stole an election. You intentionally created diversion so that people would talk about that as opposed to you certifying a fraudulent election. That's what the fuck you did. You know who did that? You. You're the one that did that because you are the one that denied the 20,000 fucking National Guard troops that Trump requested to maintain order. Okay? So let's be real about who did what. You fucking did that. The reason that you're posting about it is because you know that your ass is on the line and your ass is going to be the one that's caught up in it. You're trying to deflect it so that you don't get caught up in it. What difference does it make? You're 80,000 years old. Fucking just say, Yeah, I fucking did it, and then kill yourself.

Well, she ain't going to serve that long.

You know what I'm saying? Nice fucking walker with tennis balls.

Yeah, apparently she had a hip surgery or something. Really? Yeah, probably her fifth one.

It's too I'm glad she survived. I mean that shit, bro. I'm fucking mean that shit 100%, bro. I mean that shit to my soul, just so we're clear. I get it. I fucking hate these people.

Dude, I get it. Even with all of that, and she wasn't the only one. There was a bunch of people that tried to go on that bandwagoning, and they do it every single year. No big deal. But even despite all of that, the election did get certified. Trump is officially.

Did you watch it?

I watched I got it for a little bit.

Did you see the clip? Kamala having to say it? Having to say it. God, it was great. Delivered to the President of the Senate is as follows. The whole number of the electors appointed to vote for President of the United States is 536 38. Within that whole number, the majority is 270. The votes for President of the United States are as follows. Donald J. Trump, of the state of Florida, has received 312 votes. Kamala D. Harris. Kamala D. Harris of the State of California has received 226 votes.

Good job. You all are so good.

The whole number of electors appointed to vote for vice President of the United States is 538. Within that whole number, a majority is 270.

It was a long... Listen, she made history.

First Black woman to ever certify her own fucking loss in the election, huh? First Black Indian fucking Klingon. What was that noise you just did? Which one? That one. I'm not saying what you think I'm saying. Yeah, no, I get it. We're singing that song, that Poojaami. What's that called? What's that song, Syed? The song is called Mundia To Batchke Rehi. But who sings it?Pujami.Pujami MCAP. How's it go? Do it.

Bro, that's like their crunk music, bro.

Bro, that shit fucking pops, dude.

Listen, you start playing that, you better watch out.

Bro, remember when we were up at Vail, I started to put that shit on my reels? You saw it. Z-shot, you saw it. You messaged me. You're like, Bro, this is fucking awesome.

The first guy that replied to it was The fucking...

We were sitting there talking. We'd obviously been having some beverages. Dude, I put it on there. The first fucking guy that laughed, his name was like, Vasheed. Vasheed, it, Bob's and Bajine. Like, bro, he's like, I fucking love this song. Bro, All the Indian dudes that follow fucking loved it. They were loving it.

That shit gets you crunk, bro.

Bro, that's a fucking good ass song. It's a good beat. That's that song that fucking Jayz does with them, right? Doesn't Jayz do a mix up with that? I think he does. That's another song. Oh, it is? Yeah, that's a different song. They all sound the same to me. Oh, bro.

Oh, shit.

We're making racism great again.

Yeah, I mean, listen, it is what it is, man. But shit's been good. All of that went smoothly.. Didn't Sia put the fucking... You put the dancing dudes on there or something? Yeah, dude. Oh, fuck, man.

Man, it's awesome. They were going to that 711 on the move.

Oh, man. It's been good, man. Everything went without a hitch. It was smooth. Now, we still got, what, 12 days? Oh, yeah. Something like that before.

War, virus, fucking drones, the anti-gravity drones.

It's coming. Whatever it is.

Bird flu, masks, the Apocalypse.

We got a little bit of that a little bit later, but it's definitely something's coming. But the certification went without hitch, mostly because of the ice storm, I think, that came through because DC guys- Oh, that is a fucking Star Trek pin.

Is it? That she's wearing.

No, it's a make a flag.

No, it's a Star Trek pin. Pull up the Star Trek pin.

It does look similar. It looks like the Space Force symbol, almost. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Yeah, see?

Yeah, I see.

I could see it. Fucking Klingon.

But in other stuff that's going on- She's one of them lizard people. They're real. Yeah. Maybe. I don't know.

Who fucking knows? That's the point. That's the problem.

Yeah. But other stuff going on, though. You got Donald Trump. He's been making some moves in the background.

Donald Trump is talking some crazy shit. Some crazy stuff. He said Canada is going to be part of our... Today, he said Greenland. Today, he said Greenland is going to join our country.

He's taking back the Panama Canal.

How about this, D? How about we fucking fix America? Let's fix that before we start fucking invading the country.

I would say this, though. It would be fucking pretty sweet.

I don't think we would need to invade. I think they would join, but the point is, I don't want them. I want our country to be great.

Isn't Greenland the one that is all snow and then Iceland is actually green?

Greenland is ice and Iceland is nice.

Okay, that's the... Yeah. Okay. Who the fuck wants to go to Greenland? Is there anything... I don't even know it's there.

Subterráne alien, Clingon basis. Maybe that's what it's for.

Some military shit.

I bet you can find that on the internet. Yeah.

But you also see, outside of those two- You hear that's fucking wild, dude. It is wild.

For the last three weeks, really like the last five weeks, because right after the election, I got disconnected. I was like, Fuck, all right, I'm tired. I don't want to do this for a little bit. So I stopped paying attention, and then I really stopped paying attention the last three weeks. Then I go back on the internet. I was like, What the fuck are you guys talking about?

America invades Greenland. It's like, What the fuck is happening? He's also about to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico. Did you see that? The Gulf of America. What are you doing, man? Okay, all right. Yeah, the Gulf of America, which has a beautiful name. Let's check this out.

We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, which has a beautiful ring that covers a lot of territory.

The Gulf of America, What a beautiful name.

And it's appropriate. It's appropriate.

All right.

Bro, real talk. Can we fucking fix some of the problems we have here? Let's stick to deportation. Let's stick to get these fucking criminals out of our country. Let's stick to hanging tyrants. Let's stick to removing taxes. Let's fix all that shit, and then we can talk about making Canada part of the United States.

You know Can you see their fucking... One of the politicians, though, she makes this response. It's supposed to be this drop the mic response, bro. Have you seen it?

Who? In Canada? In Canada.

No. Oh, bro, hold on. This is Elizabeth May is her name. This was her response to Canada becoming the 51st state of the United States.

No, sorry. I really also take offense. Sorry, Mr. Trump. Took offense to your idea that Pierre Polyev wasn't good enough to leave the Conservatives. Wayne Gretsky? I mean, he's great. He is the great one. He skates to where the Puck is going. He's not going to MAGA. The Puck is on a Canadian ice rink. By the way, Mr. Trump, pleased before making public pronouncements that Wayne Gretsky should run for Prime Minister, give yourself or get yourself a briefing on the nature of parliamentary democracy, a Westminster parliamentary system, and a constitutional monarchy where no one runs for Prime Minister. We have elections for members of Parliament. We don't get to pick and choose among our billionaire friends for who gets a seat at the cabinet table. If they're not an elected member of Parliament, well, Canadian system is different from that of the United States of America. I suggest that Mr. Trump find one of his grandchildren's schoolbooks and look at the year 1776, which may explain if you think to him about why our systems of government are different. I don't want to belittle Mr. Trump, but on the other hand, hey, Donald, Have we got a deal for you?

You think we want to be the 51st state? Yeah, but maybe California would like to be the 11th province. How about it? California, Oregon, Washington? You've got geography in common with us. Not only that, we've already got a carbon trading system between California and Quebec. We've got some strong alliances on our West Coast from British Columbia. There's been a lot of academic papers on the idea of Cascadia. So California, Governor Newsom and Washington State, Jay Insley, and newly elected governor of Oregon, Tina Cotec. How about it? Want to put a referendum to your citizens? Because this is what you deal. Have we got a deal for you? This is what you get. Free health care. Universal free health care. No more one-year-olds who suddenly fall off the Medicaid list, and their parents are in the news because they're trying to do a gofund me so they can get their daughter to a doctor. How about you just take All I heard that whole time was, and we got a deal for you. Fuck, you could have California, motherfuckers. That's what I'm saying.

I said, All right, that's what- Buck, dude. Yeah, we'll pay you. I'll give you 1.5.

Of that. We'll ship all the fucking immigrants to California, and they can join Canada.

Listen, I'll be honest. I don't think...

Is there really- No, let me be honest. How do these stupid motherfuckers get their way into the government? How does this happen? We're supposed to have the best and brightest people lead our countries, not the dumbest and fattest and most fucking annoying people with their fucking purple glasses. Like, holy shit, man.

It's every country, bro. It is.

It's every country. Yeah, you know why? Because everybody else who's got brains and everybody else who has ability and skill and talent, they're out in the country trying to make fucking money. They're trying to be rich. They're We're trying to build shit because you know what? You could say whatever you want, but fucking life's a lot better on the back of a fucking yacht, and everybody's trying to get there. Everybody want to get there. Holy shit, man.

Then it leaves these people to fucking run the country.

All you do is talk about money. Yeah, man. That's sad. Because it's great. It's crazy. If you go to fucking Canada, they take more of your money, and then you got to deal with bullshit. You can't have no guns. Can't have any fun.

But here's some maple syrup. Yeah.

People are nice.

Are they nice? Oh, yeah.

I'm not going to get in. Bro, they're so polite. Are they nice? Listen, man, Canada's problem is they're too nice. Too nice, yeah. They're too fucking nice, and they let these fucking morons walk all over them. Canada is a great country. It's beautiful. The people are amazing. Everything's amazing, but they're so passive that they allow these fucking tyrants to come in and fucking step all over them. I have nothing against the Canadian people. I love the Canadian people. I think Canada is one of the most, and it is. It's not even I think. It's one of the most beautiful countries on the planet Okay, with some of the best people on the planet. They all have… You know how we were in Colorado? Everybody's like…

Staring at me?

Yeah, besides that. They really did.

They did, bro.

Listen, I was like… But bro, you know how everybody that's American in Colorado is like, go with the flow. That's how the Canadian people are. They're like, It's all right, dude. We're having a good day. Today's great. They're living in the moment. They're good people, but they get walked over by these fucking communists fucks like Trudeau and this lady and all this shit. You know what, dude? Real talk. I hope Trump does fucking go in there and fucking make him part of our country because those people deserve better.

Well, not only that. I mean, his point, though, on the whole thing is that we spend a shit ton of money protecting Canada. You know what I'm saying? We're not talking a couple of million, a couple of billion, hundreds of billions. There's a lot of money that goes to that partnership, and we get nothing out of it. We might as well just take it over. That's my thing. I feel like, especially when it comes to wars and shit, bro, we do any war, we need to take over that country. Actually conquer it, make that a territory, and keep it moving.

Instead of just- Well, the fact that they... I mean, look, I can't believe we're even talking about this, but real talk, the fact that they're such a fucking close ally to China, it makes sense to that because they are fucking super aligned with Xi Jinping. If you go to Vancouver, bro, it's a lot of Chinese nationals that live there. Like, bro, I don't have I have a problem with Chinese people. I have a problem with the Chinese government. Most of the Chinese people that live here are not fans of the fucking Chinese government. That's why they're here. But they're so aligned that it does create a strategic soft point for our enemies to have access to our country, and that's not okay.

They're right there.

Yeah. There's an argument to be made for that. If I was going to put my best in brightest on TV to speak to Donald Trump about why that's not a good idea, I would certainly have chosen somebody other than this fucking whale.

Oh, shit. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

With that being said-Why do they always got fucking color glasses? Why is it always pink or red or blue or purple or some fucking stupid ass color glasses? Why is that? I don't know. Have you ever seen Can't a conservative person wear fucking those colors? Like crazy colors? Yes. No, they just get some fucking simple glasses that look nice. They don't got to draw extra attention to their fucking ugly face. That's what it is. You know what I'm saying? That's exactly what it is. Listen, I'm-Look here, not here. Listen, in 2025, it's going to be full Savage. Okay. Okay. Full Savage, unrelenting, real AF. Then we're going to have MF CEO project to teach you motherfuckers how to win. We're going to make winning great again, and we're going to make truth great again, and we're going to make the truth savage as fuck, and we're going to make winning savage as fuck. Period. Keep an eye out for that.

Well, fuck in, man.

Guys, people keep asking. They're like, Are you going to continue real AF? Fuck, yeah. It's awesome. We have a great time. But I also have recognized that the young people, the young men, especially, you need to learn how to actually win. There's so much bad advice on the internet. You have to learn how win from somebody who's won and who's won over and over and over and over again. I'm going to dedicate a large amount of my life to that because we got four years right now to turn the culture around for real, and we need to turn it around. This fucking attitude of, oh, winning is bad or winning is selfish or remember where you came from or this or that or that, we're going to squash that shit and step on its fucking nuts. We're going to get back to being big motherfucking American ballers that kick ass, take names, and have a good time doing it. That's what we're going to do, and I'm going to teach you how to do Hell, yeah.

Guys, stay on the look out for that. This first comment. Let's check these comments out, guys. This first comment comes from @jojob3863. Says, It's the sixth, Andy. We need you back, my nigga. We back.

We be back.

Oh, man. Yeah, well, we I was supposed to record yesterday.

We had a fucking ice storm. I mean, we got-I mean, I was here. You were here. I was here. We got a bunch of people that said they couldn't be here. I don't know who they are, but they said it was bad, though. Real talk. It was bad. I got out on the road because after you guys told me that you couldn't get out, I had to see for myself. Bro, it was bad. It was pretty bad. Yeah, the roads were bad. It was pretty bad.

This was the first time.

There was no way you're getting out in a regular car yesterday. No.

Even with It was a four-wheel drive, it was hard. It was difficult.

I was driving the Hummer, bro, and that fucking... I was all over the place, but I like that.

I had some fun. But no, dude. I think it was the first time in my lifetime, Modak dropped the ball.

I don't think they dropped the ball, dude. I think we got a combination of ice base layer, then snow on top, which makes it hard to plow out. It's the road still ain't great.

No, they're not. I appreciate you guys.

Yeah. Thanks for not dying.

This next comment comes from at Hi Felicia. She says, I have been a listener of the pod for over a year, and then this, the The first time that I watched because I finally wanted you to put a face to the voices. Nothing is a match.

What? What's that mean? I don't know. I think it means we're much better looking than what she had.

The match of her dreams.

She's going to be watching from now on. Yeah, right.

That's right. Hi, Felice.

Hi.

It's ma'am. Yeah. All right. Hey. It is a different experience. It is.

It is. We are much better looking. We are. I mean, if I was listening to us, I'd be like, These are two red neck, toothless bucks. But we got all our teeth. I got my teeth.

Oh, man. Yeah. I appreciate you, Felicia.

I don't know what that means, but thanks. Yeah.

This last one, interesting comment. This comes from at nickreedj9c. He says, What's scarier? Grass-stained New Balances or Black Air Force 1s?

Oh, fuck.

Black Air Force 1s all day long.

They're scarier?

Bro, listen. Hey, I'm going to get you hipped on. You see your motherfucker some Black Air Force 1s, go the other way. Go the other way.

No. Grass Stay New Balances.

No, I'll take the New Balances all day long. No.

That's because you're young. Grass Stay New Balances are for older men that don't give a fuck. They don't give a fuck.

They will kill- You think Black Air Force 1s do?

Oh, no. Black Air Force 1 is for drunk ass fucking cousins.

No, Andy. No.

Who's it for? The Niggas. What? Them niggas.

You- I'm always here to say they come.

You say that shit. But the Grass Day New Balances, they'll fucking kill you, dude. They don't care.

The Black Air Force One is going to steal your New Balances.

I'm telling you.

Hey, it's going to be bad.

Bro, that fucking motherfucker in the Grass Day New Balances will kill you and then put you on the barbecue, bro. Like, fucking the dudes in Haiti.

Black Air Force One is going to steal your barbecue pit.

How are you going to grill with no barbecue pit?

That's what I'm trying to tell you. Bro, listen, that's a dangerous mix right there. I'm sure they could probably unite the world, though.

What are you laughing at?

What are you saying? What are you saying? They got a different grill, bro. They got grills in the mouth. It's different, bro.

I put my money on our team. Yeah? Yeah. The grass-stained New Balances. Those motherfuckers buried body. You just don't know about it.

They got big hands. Why they always got big hands?

Because they fucking shovel so much, their hands grow. Bro, I'm telling you right now, you do not fuck with people who got grass stains on their fucking New Balances. They wear them in public. They do not fucking care. They do not fucking care. The fucking Black Air Force 1s is for fucking want tobes, bro. Bro, listen. That's for little kids that think they're hard. You know how much hard shit you got to do to get to a point where you can wear grass stain New Balances? I'm sure a lot. Listen, there's a fucking hierarchy that you have to go through, and it takes 25 years to graduate to that.

25 grass season?

Yeah, at least, bro. Those motherfuckers started out in Black Air Force 1s and graduated. That's how it worked.

Okay. All right. Listen.

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I did see that.

Yeah, he's out. You can't fire me. I quit. That's basically what he did because they were right there. It was interesting how it went, though, because they've been talking about this for a couple of weeks now that he was going to be stepping down. But yeah, Justin Trudeau announced Monday that he is resigning after nearly a decade in office, following mounting calls for him to step down and, internal battles within his own left party. The 53-year-old who has been in power since 2015 said he plans to stay on his post until his ruling liberal party chooses a replacement Heer spring. It says, I'm a fighter, and I'm not someone who backs away from a fight, particularly when a fight is as important as this. And with that, I resigned.

No shit.

I mean, this was interesting. It came out of left field. It'll be interesting to see what Canada does, if there's going to be any crazy things that they decide to do up until his actual departure date. Joe, and maybe if he's taking a plan out of Biden's playbook, we probably would see some stuff like that because Biden's been doing some weird shit. President Biden, he bestows final presidential medal of freedoms. Do you see this? I mean, there was a Definitely an interesting list. President Joe Biden on Saturday bestowed the presidential Medal of Freedom on 19 recipients, his last opportunity to give out the nation's highest civilian honor ahead of his upcoming exit from the White House. You're leaving an incredible mark on our country with insight and influence that can be felt around the globe, Biden said at the White House ceremony. Now, here's a full list of all of the people that he gave Medal of Freedom, Metals of Freedom, too. Jose, Andres, Bono. Is that the guy from you two? Yeah. Bono?

Bono.

I saw something he just saved a dude on the bridge or some shit like that. I don't know. A couple of people. Hillary. Hillary Rodham Clinton. That's a big name on there. Michael J. Fox, Robert F. Kennedy. You got Bill Nye, the science guy, George Romney, Rubenstein. You got some George Soros. Look at that.

I mean, listen, dude. Can I be real? Yeah. I thought, all right, that'd be cool to win the medal of freedom for the service that you do to the country as a civilian. But the fact that Hillary Clinton got one and the fact that George Soros got one, I would never, ever, ever let that shit touch my fucking body as long as I fucking live.

Yeah, because it's stained now.

It is. It's fucking completely corrupted. It makes me wonder if they are legitimately trying to ruin. Remember when they let Lizzo play the fucking crystal flute?

Yeah. Remember? Thomas Jefferson's flute.

Yeah, right. It's just like they're trying to take away the meaning still of every single important symbolic gesture or award or recognition that we have as Americans. The fact that fucking George Soros got a medal of freedom after the destruction that he's created in this country country, after the immigration mess that he's created in this country, after the crime mess that he's created in this country, fuck that. That's how I feel.

Hillary Clinton, Bengasi. I mean, bro, the list goes on and on, man.

These people People, in my opinion, are literal fucking traitors and tyrants. The fact that they... I don't know. If I was on that list with them, I wouldn't even show the fuck up. No. In fact, I think George didn't.

George Soros wasn't there. He had somebody else receive it in this place. But it does feel like that, though. It feels like... I think also, too, this will be the play because obviously, I think with Trump coming in, there's been speculations and talks about what he's going to do as far as the accountability part on some of this.

You know who should get freedom medals? People who fought and stood up during COVID and risk everything they had and fucking lost the shit that they had for standing up. Those people should be getting of Freedom Metals. There shouldn't be celebrities or movie stars or fucking... No offense to Messi because I love Messi, but what the fuck did you do for America, bro? You know what I'm saying? How about these people who fucking lost their careers and lost their families and lost their jobs because they weren't willing to bend a tyrant? How about those people winning Metals of Freedom? How about people that fucking did things for America, not just fucking the celebrity I destroyed it.

I mean, we start there. I think part of that, too, is if there were to be some indictments that come down of treason and sedition, Oh, but she received the Medal of Freedom. Maybe it's just a way to protect her. I don't know. Did you see the video clip of her getting it? Yeah.

Her fucking huge ass fucking stupid head.

Yeah, watch this.

Yeah. That's accurate. That's fucking accurate, bro.

Ai is getting wild. Ai is getting fucking wild. I don't know.

That's fucking accurate. It is.

But I mean, so whether it be the medal of freedom as his last ditch, things he's doing while he's in office- She's going to go to hell, dude.

Oh, for sure. She's going to burn in fucking hell. For sure.

She'll probably like it, I'm going to be honest. Where she came from. But the other things that he's also doing, too, that definitely have some big implications. I don't know if you saw this, but he's blocking all the new offshore drilling along most of the US coastline.

What, for two weeks?

Yeah, exactly. It's just dumb stuff. It's petty shit. Petty shit, man. But to the tune of 625 million acres of coastline from future oil and gas drilling. Then he also blocked this big deal between US Steel and Nippon. They're having to sue the Biden administration over this. It's just like he's doing all of these crazy things.

Didn't fucking Trump say that he was going to do the same thing Well, I blocked that sale?

Yeah. Yeah, for tariff reasons, but he's doing it for a little bit different of a reason. But this was Trump's response to all of this, so check this out.

Done. I see it just came over that Biden has banned all oil and gas drilling across 625 million acres of US coastal territory. It's ridiculous. I'll unban it immediately. I will unban it. I have the right to unban it immediately. What's he doing? Why is he doing it? We have something that nobody else has. Nobody has to the extent we have it, and it'll be more by the time we finish because I'll be able to expand. We're going to expand our country, and it'll be more. We have oil and gas, and whether you manufacture widgets or gids or whatever you happen to be doing. Some countries have to work very hard to do that. We do, too, and we will. But we have oil and gas at a level that nobody else has, and we're going to take advantage of it. When I see somebody saying he's going to ban 625 million acres. He doesn't know what that is. He doesn't even know what 625 million acres would look like. We can't let that happen to our country. It's really our greatest economic asset, and we're not going to let that happen to our country.

Now, Drill, baby. Drill. He's always talking shit.

I know. I love it.

It's just always... It doesn't matter how serious the conversation is.

You know what's fucking cool is that now people are with it. When he was talking this crazy shit-Mean tweets. Yeah. People were like, Oh, God, he's fucking so unpresidential. Now they're like, America. Because, dude, we all saw it slipping away. In a weird way, and I don't like this because it really did hurt with so many people, so many middle-class families. Look, fuck, dude. Everybody felt the economic impact no matter what level you were at. If you owned a business, you felt it in your sales. If you were a middle-class family, you saw it in your fucking paycheck. Everybody's been hurt by this administration, and everybody's ready to get back to fucking winning at a high level, on a personal level. One of the greatest things that I think this has caused is it's It's brought to the surface the ambition and drive and hunger of the American citizen, especially the young American citizen, where they're like, Fuck, yeah, I want to become wealthy because they don't want to deal with this shit. No. You know what I'm saying? I think we are on the cusp of one of the greatest resurgences of American culture in terms of what America has always been it's supposed to be, right?

The pursuit of the American dream, the pursuit of wealth, the pursuit of freedom, the pursuit of happiness. These things are coming to the surface again on an individual level, which is very exciting. It gets me excited. Because when I started podcasting in 2015, I saw this happening. That's why I started podcasting. I saw the ambition falling off. That scared me because I understand how important it is to build wealth, to become financially successful. I understand the degree at which it affects not only your life, but also the lives of the people around you and how important it is. Because, dude, just through my journey, I've seen so many people, I mean, dude, thousands and thousands and thousands of people be inspired and then go create their own journey. If we want this country to be great, that's what it's going to take. It's going to take individuals deciding that I am going to be representative of the American dream to every single person around me. I'm going to be the dream. I'm going to be the one that people say, There he is, dude. That's him. That's the guy that started with not very much and built all of these things.

Because he did it, I can do it, too. When people decide to do that, bro, the culture rises, and I see that happening. I see at least the hunger and the hope and the drive coming back. Dude, that excites me, man.

Well, dude, what it was, I think it put a lot of people on the personal note you're talking about. It put a lot of people in a position to realize that you can't save your way through a bad economic situation. You got to make more on fucking money. You know what I'm saying? Bro, it lit some fires for sure.

Yeah, and it's great. Dude, we have all these Gen Z men, especially, and no shade to the women, but we have a lot of Gen Z men who are like, I'm going I'm going to fucking be rich. I'm going to be wealthy. I'm going to dedicate my 20s to building. That shit is awesome, dude.

Love it or hate it, I'm going to get it done.

Yes. That is what's going to turn the country around because as these young men become in their 30s and they become millionaires and multimillionaires, all their family, all their friends, all their old network, they see it, dude. Maybe they don't become millionaires. Maybe they don't become multimillionaires, but maybe they just get their shit together a little bit more. Maybe they hold themselves to a little bit higher standard. All of those little things create the American culture. That's exciting to me, bro, because I love that aspect of this country. I love the fact that somebody like me and millions of other people can think of something in their brain and actually go make it into reality. That doesn't exist everywhere in the world, bro. That's why so many people want to come here. If we had gone another four years with what they want, that would go away. It's exciting to me because I realized, Oh, we have this four-year window to really fucking... And dude, I could tell you for the next four years, dude, I'm going to pour my entire being into helping these young people fucking figure out how to fucking win. I can't wait, dude, because that's really what I like to talk about.

Yeah, dude, it's going to be fucking awesome. But like I said, we still got roughly a little bit under two weeks to go before he he's fully inaugurated in. He's still doing some other weird shit. I don't know if you saw this. This got released. Biden administration secretly releases 11 Al Qaeda-linked prisoners, including two former bodyguards for Osama bin Laden from Guantanamo Bay. He's just still doing this unhinged shit that just makes zero fucking sense, man.

Because he's getting paid to do it. He's been paid to do it.

He has to. He has to fulfill that promise. You know what I'm fan. It's just crazy, man. But in light of all of this, there's still some big things that are happening that I think are beneficial, potentially. One of those big developments that also just came out. Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook's getting some talk meta. Mark Zuckerberg promises less censorship on Facebook as he straps biased third-party fact checkers. You see this?

I mean, yeah, I got it sent to me a bunch of times today, but let's see what he has to say. Yeah.

I mean, it's interesting. Preston. Mark Zuckerberg has announced major changes to Metta's content moderation policies and practices on Facebook and Instagram, citing a desire to embrace free speech and avoid censorship. Zuckerberg's changes begin with scrapping Facebook's third-party fact-check system, which is notorious for its leftist bias. Metta, the parent company of Facebook, Instagram, and threads, is undergoing a major overhaul of its content moderation practices. Ceo Mark Zuckerberg announced on Tuesday that the company will end its fact-checking program plagued by severe leftist bias and replace it with a community-driven system similar to X's community notes. The changes come as a response to what Zuckerberg perceives as a quote, Cultural tipping point towards prioritizing speech influenced by the recent elections. So he released a video. It was like a five-minute long video where he talked about all of this. I don't know if you saw this, too. He put Dana White on the board of Metta. I'm sure that had something to do with it as well.

Well, I don't think Dana would have accepted a position on the board unless he was going to agree to do this.

Unless this came first.

I feel very I don't want to speak for Dana, but I feel very confident.

Yeah. Well, I mean, here's my thing, man. This is something I battle with. I don't know if you see it the same, but we talked about this years ago with the America First train that would be coming through in the people that didn't want to hop on it, but then they want to try to hop on it once it's cool and popular. Free speech, this is something we've been talking about on the show for fucking four years now. Is this Zuckerberg just trying to jump on the fucking bandwagon? Or does it even matter? Because if it is becoming free speech and all those stuff goes in, does it even matter if it's viewed like that? I don't know. I just battle with that, man, because it's just like, where were you four years ago, bro?

Well, he was trying to push agenda. I think he's realized that people have rejected the agenda. I think that he understands that he needs to make changes where people are going to reject his platforms. I think Mark Zuckerberg is a very smart dude. He understands the dynamic of social construction in terms of dialog, probably as good as anybody. It's his business. It's been his business for 20 plus years. I mean, you can't discount these things. He's not a dumb ass. People think, Oh, Zuckerberg's a dumb ass. Oh, really? That's why he's one of the richest dudes in the world. The guy's smart as fuck. To me, it's a wait and see. Let's see what he does. I don't know. He seems to be going through some transformation personally. He's taking up jiu-jitsu. He's becoming more of a relatable figure. You know what I mean? Yeah. He's trying He's getting into watches, even though he could buy every watch company. You know what I mean? I like the direction he's going, but is it real? We're going to have to wait and see because the amount of censorship that even just people like us have had is insane.

One of the reasons I stopped posting, fuck, yeah, bro.

This is great, Zuck. That's cool. However, we still got to talk about the accountability.

During COVID, bro, when people were getting banned from fucking Metta for saying that hydroxychloroquine and Ivermectin were effective solutions, which they ended up being, and people died because of that. Is that third-party fact-checking that did that, or is that meta that did that? These are things. Dude, are we going to shadow ban? Are we going to traffic throttle at all? Because I could tell you this, my accounts are still fucking fucked up. You know what I mean? That's why I went to stop posting and went on Andy Graham, because I was getting traffic throttle for cursing. What the fuck, dude? Let's let it rip. Let it rip. Let it be what it is. Open up the traffic, and the best will win, and we'll have a fair, open dialog as a community. Everybody... Look, man, when Dorsey on Twitter Twitter, and Metta was doing this shit, for the last 10 plus years, Google, Metta, Twitter, all these companies have basically to work together to craft a narrative. The narrative. It is the narrative. They have become the controllers of the perception of reality. They've hid behind Section 230. They said, Well, we can do whatever we want because it's a on a private platform.

Well, that's a problem because most of the discussion happens here. At what point do we go from this being private companies to them controlling free speech and manipulating the perception. Because of the Twitter files and the information that's come out about all these social services, these social media services, we figured out that they were, in fact, controlling the narrative. They were boosting listing up viewpoints that they wanted, and they were using bot networks to promote and fake traffic to promote their narrative and then suppressing opposing voices. That is creating a false perception of reality in society. That's why when we go out in the world, it doesn't look like what it looks like online. This has been going on for a long time. The agenda that has been pushed has been a progressive far-left agenda that really follows the guidelines of what communism is. I can appreciate it, dude. I know enough about Dana that Dana wouldn't… I don't think Dana would join the board if he didn't think that this was going to happen in a reasonable way. I know he wouldn't. I fucking know he wouldn't. We're going to have to wait and see.

But Yeah, man, there's a lot of questions, dude. I don't know. When someone burns you over and over and over again, over and over and over and over and over, and they keep coming out and saying, We're going to change. We're going to change. We're going to Wait, didn't he say something earlier in the year about changing all this shit? Yeah. Didn't he go on Rogan and say, The FBI made me do this shit. But what's changed, bro? Because I could tell you this, the minute I post anything fucking weird on my story, my views, they go to nothing. When is this going to change? Is it changing today?

Well, how do you implement it? Because I think that's the biggest issue. This dude's a CEO. He's running this massive conglimate of things. I don't know this. I'm assuming, this is all the time, I'm not the CEO. You are. But I'd imagine, too, that you got that many... He has a shit ton of employees that work for him, all these different departments and shit. So it's like, you could say something.

Bro, employees don't always do what you tell them to do.

That's what I'm How do you fix that?

It's a cultural change inside Metta. He has thousands and thousands and thousands of progressive employees. How willing are they going to be to let things just go through? How are you going to implement this? I would like to hear a little bit more about that.

Mark Zuckerberg doesn't know what he's talking about. We're still going to need this for society. That's the problem. That's the problem. It has to be addressed.

That's a real thing when you run a company with a lot of employees. Dude, comparatively, we have a small amount of employees. They do a pretty good job. I couldn't imagine running a company like Nike or Google or Meta and having to control that. I think it would be a very hard thing to control once the culture is already set.

It has to be a complete rewipe, bro. Yeah, bro. Well, I saw this, too, a friend Linda. Wake up with Linda. Did you see what she posted about this? No. She's like, it's- I'm not sure it was good, though. She said something like it was amazing. She was like, It's amazing what happens when you start doing jiu-jitsu and you stop sunning your balls, something like that. Then all of a sudden, I'm like, Yeah, I see. He's trying, man. Look, dude. It's for effort.

Look, man, you guys, it's hard for me to be hard on Zuckerberg, okay? People get pissed at me about this because I don't just trash him. You got to understand, dude, this motherfucker was 22 years old and one of the richest people in the world. When I was 22 years old, I was a fucking idiot. I'm probably still an idiot in a lot of ways. But I certainly was an idiot in most ways at 22. I thought I knew everything. I thought I was smarter than everybody. In fact, those thoughts are what kept me from really becoming successful. But this guy came up with something so revolutionary and so impactful that he became one of the richest people in the world, basically overnight. At 22, 23 years old, you cannot be prepared for that. There's no manual for that. There's no manual for every single person coming out of the woodwork and wanting something from you. There's no manual for every woman in the world wanting you. There's no manual for how do you know who's lying and who's got your best interest. The vultures. Yeah, bro. Times what that was like for every other, quote, unquote, rich person that you may know, and times that by a million for him because he's one of the richest guys in the world.

I have empathy for him being a young kid who has probably been taken advantage of, who's probably been leveraged a lot, who's probably been, they've tried to blackmail him. Maybe they have blackmail. Who fucking knows? Real talk, if they did that to him, I hope he comes out and be like, Yeah, they did this to me. Because then I'd be like, All right, now this motherfucker is telling the truth. I think people would forgive him for that. But dude, who knows, man? I mean, that's just a lot. I feel like it could be him getting in line with the wave of what's going on, or Or he could be making genuine realizations about how off he was and how he was misled by certain groups of people. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I could see it both ways, my God.

I just think it's wait and see. I really I can hope that it's the second part. I hope that he was taken advantage of. I hope that he... Because, bro, if that motherfucker does come around and realizes what's going on, bro, it's going to change the world. You know what I mean? I don't know. I'm rooting for him because the impact that this man can make is immense. But, dude, I think it's just wait and see.

Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know, Man. With that being said, we got one more little trip to talk about. Headline number three. This is obviously something that I know they've been waiting for us to cover and talk about. Got to talk about it. The terrorist attacks we've had on the first of the year. Some interesting stuff there. Not a lot. There's a lot that's come out about it, but there's still some interesting stuff. Let's talk about it. Man responsible. I want you guys to look at this headline because I think this was probably the first piece that really pissed me off looking at some of the more left-leaning media outlets and how they're just writing these stories. This is from AP News. The headline reads, FBI: Man responsible for New Year's Truck attack, visited New Orleans twice before. This is Politico. Truck attack is what it was. Just a truck attack. Killed 14.

How about terrorist responsible for New Year's Terror Attack, He's in New Orleans twice before to scope out his terrorist plot. Exactly. How about that? Dude, I'm so sick of these fucking media outlets sympathizing with terrorists and criminals. Fuck you. Okay, We are done as people sympathizing with these people. When you say, Man, responsible, when it's a fucking terrorist, right? Or I saw this fucking headline the other day, too. It was like, Babyface teenagers attack. And, bro, it's just a group of fucking black kids. You know what I'm saying? Nobody wants to identify who's doing what or what's what. How about we just get back to the fucking truth, okay? If it's a If it's a fucking white dude, it's a white dude. If it's a black dude, it's a black dude. If it's a fucking terrorist from other country, it's a terrorist from another country.

If we don't know it's a dude, we don't know it's a dude. You know what I'm saying? But you got to say the truth, bro.

These deceptive, politically leading headlines are fucking insane.

Well, bro, but then you look at how they report on January sixth. You know what I'm saying? Worse than area.

White power. Exactly. Dude, it's always like that unless it's fucking white people. They hide it until it's white people. Then It's the fucking devil. White devil's fucking... It's like, man, shut the fuck up. And the new balances.

It's sick, man.

Bro, I'm tired of it. As a white dude, I'm tired of it. I know. Dude, all this shit does is fucking increase divisive thinking. It just does. And we need to get back to what this country is actually about, where we judge each other on the content of our character. We don't give a fuck what color fucking anybody is. If you're a bad person, you're a bad person. If you're a terrorist, you're a terrorist. If you're a criminal, you're a criminal. I don't give a fuck what color you are. I don't care.

Don't matter. No matter.

Straight to the wood chipper.

That's it.

There ain't a black people wood chipper or terrorist wood chipper or white people wood chipper. There's just a wood chipper. Just a wood chipper. You go in it if you do bad shit. I think that's how America is supposed to be. It'd be nice. Yeah.

It'd be nice. But everybody's seen it. I know there's plenty of videos floating around.

Sam Su, Dinhabar. Good old Southern boy.

Yeah, right. But yeah, the man responsible, you said his name Shamsud Dinjabbar. They're releasing all this information on this guy.

He killed 14 fucking people. Fourteen people. For no fucking reason. These people are down there having New Year's Eve or whatever, partying, probably on vacation, and they never go home because some fuckface who shouldn't even be in the country decides he wants to fucking hurt him. When are we going to stop this shit, bro? When are American men going to stop allowing this shit? Fuck these motherfuckers.

Well, and to your point, you see online, this was big in 2020, where people were like, Oh, I don't like this country. Well, okay. Why are those people in? To me, that should be a tell-tell sign. If you say anything... Obviously, this country has some things to work on. We're not perfect.

No, they don't like that our country is not like their country. Why the fuck are you here?

Or people that are even here. I mean, this guy was an American citizen. It's like, you start saying some anti-American shit and-GTFO.

Go.

Why are we not spending We need to get a shit of a million dollars of dollars to investigate those people?

Why are we not just cutting all the fucking bullshit out paying 10% tax and giving a little bit... Like, bro, we could start a charitable fund that people would give to All right, here's the idea. Cut the taxes down 10% all in, start a charitable fund that people donate to that goes towards the deportation of people who speak poorly about being in America. We would all donate to it. I'd donate to it. I'd donate to it. Adopt a fucking deportation Deportee. Instead of these commercials where it shows this little kid starving or plays this commercial about the dog. Sarah McLachlin's on there crying about this fucking dog. How about this? We put a commercial out that says, Adopt a fucking deportee terrorist for 25 bucks a month. Bro, every American I know would fucking give it. We would pay for your ticket and we send you over there. If you don't want to go over there, you go to the Woodchipper. Fuck you. Pick one. Bro, if you don't like it here, get the fuck out.

I don't get it, man. But we want to investigate Christians at church and shit.

No, we got a fucking motherfucker sitting in jail for J6.

It's crazy, bro. It's crazy. But this was a wild story. He drove his car through It's still unknown how he even got his vehicle into the streets down. I've been down to New Orleans a few times. It's pretty heavily protected.

Well, he drove.

Huh? He drove it. No, but they got barriers and shit. They removed the barrier.

That's what I'm saying.

Bro, it's just weird stuff. It's weird stuff. But drove through, and then there was a firefight that went on where he was fatally shot, died at the scene right there on Bourbon Street, man. It's just wild. But another The other part that I hate about all of this, man, is that we know everything about this guy. We know that this guy was wearing fucking meta glasses. You know what I'm saying? But we still have an assassination attempt on Donald Trump months ago, and we don't know shit about it.

We don't know anything. You mean July? Yeah, right. Nothing.

We know nothing about it.

I think we're going to know something about it whenever he takes office.

Bro, I mean, I guarantee you he already knows. Like, Trump, he knows the truth. He knows what, you know what I'm saying? It's just It hasn't been publicly made available. But it's just interesting. I know there was some talk that this guy was like...

For the record, I still believe these people are not going to go quietly.

No, not at all. Yeah.

And if they do go quietly, there will be some major shit that happens during his presidency right away. Right.

It was just like they did. Total chaos.

Dude.

Now, I know there was some myths out there that this guy was like, he came across the border, all of that stuff. That's not true. He's an American citizen, was an American citizen, served in the army. People try to make this stuff political and get both sides fired up. But it's just interesting, man. And ISIS, you They had an ISIS flag on this truck, but they have not claimed responsibility as of yet for this, thinking that this guy was just an independent guy operating on his own. I don't know. Let's check in with the FBI, federal officials. This is one of the news briefings that was done. Let's check this out. Thanks to the information provided by you, the public, this investigation is crossing state and international borders as our agents follow leads in Houston, Texas, Atlanta, Georgia, Tampa, Florida, and internationally.

Fbi Houston has recovered evidence at his home there, and the work now shifts to our specialists at the FBI Laboratories. Interviews are being conducted with hundreds who have been identified as knowing key pieces of this complex evolving case. We have also tracked that Jibrar traveled to Cairo, Egypt from June 22nd until July third of 2023. A few days later, he flew to Ontario, Canada on July 10th and returned to the US on July 13th on 2023. Our agents are getting answers as to where he went, who he met with, and how those trips may or may not tie into his actions here in our city in New Orleans.

I mean, we know so much about this guy. It's just baffling. Then the other shit, you saw the stuff in Vegas. That was weird. A soldier shot self in head before a cyber truck exploded It outside Trump's Las Vegas hotel, officials say. That was another weird thing that also happened first of the year. There's a lot of weird stuff going on about that. Emails being sent in from this guy. It's just weird stuff. It's interesting just to see the response of both on the law enforcement side, and I think now how citizen journalism is going. A lot of the research is being done on individuals. You know what I'm saying? They're just pushing this shit out now because we can't get the truth from where the truth is supposed to be coming from. But that was another weird situation. You had any thoughts on that?

Listen, I'm just going to be honest. When I think I know things, I say them. When I think I don't know things, I say, I don't know. I don't know. You know what I mean? A lot of my friends have been texting me with their opinions and their thoughts and different information. It's certainly It seems like it's not just some dude who's trying to do something. It seems more like it's somebody who's trying to bring attention to some things or someone who was framed up for it. I don't fucking know. I don't know. But it certainly isn't just some random dude blowing up a cyber truck. What information do we have?

Yeah, not much. That's the thing. You look, you rely, try to rely I know Sean Ryan is doing a bunch on it, you know what I mean?

But I'll be real. I haven't been able to follow it.

From what I could see, honestly, I feel like there may have been some type of manic episode that was going on with this guy. But there's been other things that, again, come out. It's hard to know if they're true or not true, but you've been sending emails trying to whistleblow on some stuff that's going on.

To a number of different shows, too. Trying to get out on shows, get the word out.

Dude, I don't know. It's weird. But it's interesting, though, what they're trying to turn the attention to. This is coming from the media of what they want people to pay attention to and what they want people to focus on. Check this headline out. This is from AP News. Is your car spying on you? What it means that Tesla shared data in the Las Vegas explosion. That's what they're worried about. Or that's what they're trying to get us to worry about.

Well, I think they're also trying to make Elon look as bad as possible. Exactly. Elon Vivek have got the entire internet stirred up over this fucking-The Visa shit?

Yeah, bro. Which is stupid. I mean, let's talk about that because look, dude, I understand why people are pissed off because for the last four, eight years, we've had all these fucking illegals coming across the border, and people are so tired of foreigners taking over our fucking country that they're highlypissed off.Sensitive.

To that. Yeah, I get that. But if we're being honest, India is... How many people are in India, Syed? Fucking billion?

A billion and a half.

1.3 billion. Okay, 1.3 billion people. We have 300 million people here in this country. A stable job that pays well is taken for granted in this country. A lot of people are like, it's a a guarantee, which it isn't, can go away very fast. But in India, there's no doubts about that. In India, they understand like, Hey, man, there's a billion point three people here. I've got to get my shit together, or I'm not going to fucking eat. I'm going to be shitting in a hole. These people understand that. When you think about the pure number of people that are competing for positions here versus there, it's not just a population difference. How many more engineers, how many more architects, how many more tech savvy people, coded people, People who understand technology are coming out of India because of the sheer number of those people that are high.They're high-skill.Qualified. High-skill. Then you have people over here that are not valuing those positions the same way because they come from a place of higher comfort level when they're born. It's a big difference. Yeah. When you talk about the qualified people to do some of these higher-skill tech-type jobs, there's going to be way more people from India.

If you want America to be great, wouldn't it make sense to selectively allow these high-skill people to take the high-skill positions here as long as they acted in the interest of this country and not their own? You see what I'm saying? Makes sense to me. If you owned a fucking football team and all the greatest football players came from India, India, and you were here to win championships, wouldn't you sign some motherfuckers from India? We rolling, baby. I think it's a more complex discussion than people are making it. To be fair, I haven't heard because I was in the midst of taking our hiatus, and when I do that, I unplug completely. I hadn't heard what Vivek said or Elon said, and what's got everybody stirred up, but I think I've got a grip on it. That's pretty much the gist. Yeah. I think it's a more complicated subject than people are making it. I think we have to recognize that they're not talking about these fucking terrorists coming across the border. We're talking about high skilled people that happen to have been born in foreign countries.

And still trying to do it the legal way.

Now, I will say this. All of those motherfuckers should be fucking American citizens if they're going to take those jobs, and they should all be be beholden to our same tax code. Because what happens to a lot of these people is they come from these other countries, they don't become a citizen, they maintain a temporary visa, and then they don't pay the fucking tax that they make. A lot of these big CEOs and these tech CEOs and even CEOs of other industries that come from other countries, they play this game where they earn all this money, but then they don't pay the tax into it. That's fucking bullshit. If you're going to earn your money in this country, regardless of if the tax code is fair or not, which I believe it's completely unfair, it needs to go down to a 10% all-in tax on everything, but everybody should pay it. There's a lot of these guys who are big shots in these big companies that fucking they're making 15, 20 million bucks a year, but then because they don't become citizens, they're navigating around paying in. These loopholes. That's not okay. I think anybody who fucking does should be retroactively taxed for the money they've earned here.

I think if you've earned that money in the last 20 years, then you should be retroactively taxed to do that. That's my personal opinion, because if you're a fool, how the fuck do we as Americans have to pay? We get the same job you get, but you come from wherever you come from, and you come here and you don't pay that tax, fuck you, man. Dude, as an American citizen, I take personal offense to that. Thift. Because I I have wealthy friends who are not citizens of this country who have bragged about that to me. When they tell me that, it makes me angry. It makes me not think they're my friend. It makes me think they're a fucking traitor to the country that's allowing them to make the money that they made. You, because you come from somewhere else, you get a benefit over me, the American, which is my country? Right. Bro, in fact, those people should probably be taxed more. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't like that. I think there's a lot of that happening. But I also think that if we want to build the best, brightest, greatest country in the world, we can't expect all of our talent to come from one little neighborhood.

If you think of it like, like I said, a football team, and you're a college football team, you want to win a national title, and you only recruit one little neighborhood, what's going to happen? You're going to get your ass beat. We have to collectively pull from the best talent across the globe for these high-skill positions. We're not talking about importing gazillion of migrants. But if we don't have people in America, and by the way, maybe we should have something that if you're an American citizen and you're a foreign citizen and you test out the same, the American citizen gets preference. Maybe we should have something like that. But if we don't have the skilled positions to play, running back, quarterback, why receive The positions that put the fucking points on the board, we got to go get them. You know what I mean?

Well, I think the other side of that, too, is the aspect which is actually going back. I think it is changing, but going back to what we were talking about earlier, now we do have that drive of people wanting to be ambitious and wanting to be better. But that's going to take years. That takes time to get through. You know what I'm saying? We're not there yet. We're still lazy as fuck as a country.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Dude, people that come from less comfort and poor economies and poor countries are hungrier. Yeah, bro. They just wanted more. Yeah. Until we get people here to fucking match that and match the skill set that comes from that discomfort, it would make sense if we want the country to be the best possible quickly that we recruit from there for certain things. I mean, dude, I'm sorry, and people get mad about that. It makes sense to me. We don't have enough. In the meantime, we need to be building American citizens into that.

100%, man.

100%. It's a complex discussion, dude. It's not as easy as, Oh, fuck.

If we were not in a situation where we had 15, 20 million illegal fucking people in this country and people were not as sensitive.

It'd be a different discussion.

It'd be an easier discussion to have, for sure. 100%, man. The last little thing I want to bring up here, it's interesting. We talked about this earlier in the show, or at least alluded to it, but there's something coming. There is something coming. I We got this on the radar. This is just something for people to pay attention to and just keep in mind, you heard it here first. There is apparently a new outbreak that is happening right now, and of all places, China. This report came out yesterday, so two days ago, time of this recording. The media has been reporting that hospitals in China are overcrowded and a new type of respiratory virus is spreading. The British Daily Star and Independent wrote about this. They write that an outbreak of a new human metanamonia virus, or HMPV, has been recorded. Taiwanese media report a high mortality rate of this variety 43% and plans to introduce a state of emergency in a number of provinces and of the PRC. In China, new strains have not been officially confirmed nor has high mortality, but they have acknowledged there's This is a seasonal outbreak of the respiratory disease, and studies have shown positive results for the influenza virus, human metanumovirus, and the rhinovirus.

He posted this. This is from Intel Slava. This is the clip that is circulating going around China right now. Check this out. Those are you on audio, it's just showing doctors in suits and shit, right? What does that remind you of?

It reminds you of the exact same fear mongering propaganda that they put out during COVID.

Bro, that might be the same clip from fucking...

You know what I'm saying? No, it wasn't. The ones during COVID were showing people fall over in the streets.

And body bags and shit. It's very eerily the same.

Listen, man, this is dangerous. Okay? Because we just got fooled, and we all realized we got fooled. Who's to say that these people would not, and I've said this millions of times on the show, not millions, but hundreds of times on the show for sure. Who's to say that these people won't just release something real? That's the problem of allowing these people, like Fauci, and the NIH, and the fucking WHO, and all these people to do all this bio lab research and all this bullshit. These motherfuckers got us by the balls because they were allowed to do this. All they have to do is develop a very, very, very real virus that kills people with a real vaccine that stops it and only make the vaccine available to themselves and release this shit on the world, and they get what the fuck they want. This is very dangerous. All of this research is dangerous. This is where Vladimir Putin is 100% on point. All of these bio labs need to be considered crimes against humanity. They need to be closed. They need to be destroyed. All of the people who've been doing this research need to be put in fucking jail, and we need to fucking rid the world of people like this that think that they can play with nature and fuck all.

It's very dangerous. It's very, very, very dangerous. It concerns me. This is one of my biggest concerns. One of my biggest Something's something real. One of my concerns is that these little fucking nerds who Bill Gates and all these people, Fauci's and the fucking Soros's and all these people who have now lost the culture war are now... Look, dude, what happens when somebody bullies somebody? They start off with a little bit like this. Give me your milk money. Give me your milk money. Give me one of those chicken nuggets. They start off with like that. Then when you fucking say no, what What happens? They beat your ass and they take it. We're at the point now where they've tried to convince us. They've tried to propagate us. They've tried to make us believe that this is all real. Everybody's like, No, fuck that. This is bullshit. What's the next step? The next step is to fucking use that attitude against those people and the attitude of, This is bullshit, the attitude of, This is fake, or, This is fake news, or, This isn't real. Then they use that against people. They release something that is actually harmful.

Nobody believes it, and it fucking kills a billion people or more. We are in real danger of that. It's weird to me that nobody talks about that. Maybe in the back of the rooms, maybe in the areas where we're not supposed to hear the classified conversations, maybe they are talking about it. But that's the danger that I see. The danger I see is these little twerps who think that they run the world, the Hillary Clintons, the fucking Fouchies, the Bill Gateses, the Polosies, the Klaus Schwabs, the Soroses, all of these people, they're all being quiet. Why are they being quiet? Why are they going along? You see what I'm saying? It's because they know something that we don't. It makes me nervous that this could be what it is.

It's a very real possibility.

Yeah, dude. Unless the The real leaders of the world, like the real leaders. I'm talking about the fucking Putins and the Trumps and the fucking the real leaders. You guys say what you want about Putin. He's one of the most powerful men in the world. Until these people come together and say, We're not fucking allowing this, and everybody that does this shit is going to be fucking dealt with, nothing's going to change. We're at their mercy, dude. Are you at their mercy? Yeah. Yeah. All of you are. Everybody watching, everybody listening. And that's not okay.

No, not at all, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, a final segment of the show. As always, we got some thumbs up. We're dumb as fuck. I don't know why India has been the talk of the town. We got to go to India.

We got to go. Let's hear Zee Sean. Come on, one more time. One more time. No, no, come again.

Got to go back to India. Dude, they do some interesting stuff over there. They're setting some Guinness World Records. Oh, man. Let's check it out, guys. Our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, Stunt Man stops electric fans with his tongue to earn world record. This is big news out of India.

They got electric? Fuck up. You know what? This This whole show is fucked up. I'm fucked up, you're fucked up, Z-Shine's fucked up, all you motherfuckers are fucked up, and everybody listening and watching is fucked up. So welcome to the club. Listen, we're the show for people with actual senses of humor who aren't afraid to laugh at things. Oh, my God, I can't believe you said that.

He said they don't have electric. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, let's cancel them. I can't believe you fucking said that. What an asshole. Yeah, I'm so much more refined. All right. So Duh decides to stop electric fans with his tongue to earn world record. That's an interesting world record. That is interesting.

Yeah. He's an Indian stuntman. He earned a Guinness World record by stopping 57 electric fans in one minute using his tongue. Kranthi Kummar Panekera, a. K. A. Drillman. Do you know him?

Drillman? Yeah.

Drill Man took on the challenge on the set of Italian TV series, Lo Show Day, recorded in Milan. Panekera used his tongue to stop 57 fans in the allotted time, enough to earn the title. The Daredevil's other Guinness World Records titles include the Most Nails Inserted into the Nose with a Hammer in One Minute, which was '22, and the heaviest Vehicle Pull by a Swallowed sword, that was 4,200 pounds. Damn. Here is Drillman stopping fans with his tongue.

Go. Bro, come on. He's sticking his whole face in there. That one wasn't even moving. Bro, he's using his nose, his face. 30 seconds.. Is this tongue bleeding? Ten seconds left.

Five, three, two. Is this tongue bleeding?

His mouth's bleeding. His face is bleeding.

You know why he wanted to stop the fans, right? Why?

I can't say I'm not going to go there. Why? I didn't get it. Did you get it? Me neither. I'm welcoming it. It's fine.

It's too fearful. Say it. Come on, say it. What did you got on this?

I don't know why he wanted to stop the paying. What is it? Is it that bad?

It is pretty bad. It's all right. I'll leave you guys up to speculate.

Whatever, man. I say this is thumbs down.

I called bullshit. He was putting too Way too much face in it.

Yeah, it's way too much face.

He has a hell of a beard, though.

The guy's got a good look. He's got a look. He's got a beard, long hair. I think I might grow my hair out like that. That shit would be silvery, brown. No, bro. It would look like the villain in... What's that movie called? Brokeback Mountain? No. Brokeback. You're going to be in there with me? No, No, man. That movie, The Saint. Pull up The Saint.

I don't think I've seen The Saint.

Yeah, The Bad guy in The Saint.

Bad guy in The Saint movie. Yeah, we put it up there.

That's what my hair would look like.

The Saint.

We got to put it in the show, bro.

Bad guy.

The one with Val Kilmer.

1997.

His name is Treddiak. That's what my hair would look like. I could see it. It's a good look, dude.

This guy?

No, the old man, not the young man. That's his son.

This guy? That dude looks like that guy, right?

Yeah, that guy. That's what my shit would look like.

Yeah, I could see it. That's a good look, dude. It looks like the Doseckis guy.

Bro, yeah. When I had my beard out in Colorado, that's what it was looking like. That's what it was looking like. I cut a bunch off. I let it go. It was fucking pimping. If I let my hair grow, that's what it looked like. It's a good look.

I could see it.

I just don't think I could fucking do it.

You'd have to do the like the...

No, I can't go through the awkward phase, man. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Maybe I will. Maybe I'll raise money for it. That'll give me some motivation. There you go. Yeah.

Where would you raise money for? Electricity in India.

Slurpies for all. Oh, fuck, dude. All right, I'm raising money for electricity in India. We're starting to go fund me. You're all right. Million and a half people living in the dark.

People in the streets, man. Yeah, man.

Guys. Oh, man. What was the joke?

We're not going to go there. We'll leave it up for people to speculate in the comments. Why did he want to stop the fans?

Is it because he didn't want to waft the poop smell? Is that what it is? Is that what it is? It wasn't that bad. That's not bad? It's not bad? Hey, man. I mean, I'd want to stop the fans, too. Listen, we know there's some civilized-No, no, no. Bro, if they stop the fans, how their magic carpet is going to work?

You guys are going to have such a hard time with all the customer support.

Oh, fuck, dude.

Thank you for calling. This is Jonathan. I know it's in there. All right, man. Yeah, guys, we appreciate you. Andy, That's all I got, man.

We're going to hell.

We'll be there with Hillary.

We'll see you guys there. See you next time. Tell him. Tell him. Thank you. Come again. All right, that's it. Don't be a hoe.

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