Transcript of 826. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Chats with Obama at Jimmy Carter's Funeral, California Wildfires & United States Buying Greenland?

Yeah. Never sleeping on the floor. Now my jewelry box froze. Bugger bow. Bugger stove.

Counted millions in a cold bed, bitch. Booted slow. Got a own bank, bro. Can't vote. That's a no head

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Make a little story post. Don't be a hoe. Show the show. Alright. What's up, dude?

What's going

on, man?

Nothing. Yeah? What's up with you?

Oh, you know, lubricating the lips. Lubricating the lips? Mhmm.

Man, that shit gets addicting. When we were up in Colorado, bro, I went through, like, 2 tubes of fucking a fucking ChapStick. I didn't use that shit here. It's different up there, man.

It's different up there, bro. My beard was falling out. Your beard Mhmm. Was falling out? Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

No. Wasn't.

No. No. I legit like, I could comb and just shit was just going out. Really? Like, it was

it was wondering where all those pews were coming from. We're finding all over the house and shit. No. I gotta keep it beard hair.

Yeah. I gotta keep it oiled. You know?

I gotta look

I've been using some beard balm for about the last 6 months. Yeah? And, I don't normally I'm gonna have to find the name of it because it is it's some I can't remember the name off top of my head. But, fuck, dude. It's good.

Well, they'd name that shit like like, you know, the people that drink those IPA beers.

Yeah. For sure. It's definitely some hippie ass weirdo, you know, fucking Colorado shit. Moose fat. Yeah.

Right? But I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. It's damn good.

IPAs could be kinda good too.

Like it. You know? Dude, when we were up in Colorado, bro, I love the beers.

Yeah. The mountain Mountain lager? Lager. Yeah. That was good.

You know? So it's like Bro,

we didn't even have a bad meal there. We have a bad meal, a bad drink. We have a bad day. Not a bad day.

I'm I'm thinking Well The yard sale was pretty bad. My shoulder was

gonna be bad. You're fine. That. Yeah. Don't be a pussy.

Alright. We I'm thinking to open up a remote office up there in Vail, bro. I'm not kidding, bro. I'm a fucking go up there. Yeah.

You guys are gonna come too.

Mhmm.

We're gonna record the show once a day, and then we're gonna go ski and fucking snowboard and snowmobile. How's that sound? You guys in? No? I'm down.

No? I'll I'll replace you all.

I'm no. I'm good. I'm there. Alright. Fuck these guys.

Yes.

And then we'll build a little first form, gym. Mhmm. Right? We'll get everybody little houses and for their families. It'd be fucking great, dude.

Sick. Yeah. You and Joe?

Alright. Joe, why you got your hood on?

It's cold in here. He's got his black Air Force ones on. You better be careful. Bro, I'm serious. Somewhere, we are making a remote, studio.

You guys tell us where it should be. I actually think Vail will be a terrible spot because no one's gonna fucking fly there.

Well, you got bad reception too.

I've been looking in Austin and Nashville.

Austin and Nashville would be sick.

Yeah. Spend the winters down in Austin when it's, like, somewhat warm. Yeah. Fucking get get a you know, go out on the fucking boat. You know what I'm saying?

How close is it? They got Lake Austin there. Oh, okay. I was in Lake Charles. Some of the coolest lakes ever.

No shit? Yeah. Yeah. I like this 1. But Austin is very it's getting liberal and stuff.

Is it? Yeah. But I think that shit's over.

We're just making fun of them. Yeah. We're we're past that bump. You know?

Get the fuck out of here. What? I'm talking to them. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. We're past the logo. Alright.

Yeah, man. Anyway Well, let's do it. Remote studio coming soon. No more winters

in Missouri. Pick the location.

If it's gonna be cold, we're gonna go skiing. Well, my only thing with

the cobra as long as it's doing something. Dude, I just don't

like the gray. You know? I don't I don't like the cold does not bother me.

But it was sunny in Colorado.

Yeah. It was 20 fucking degrees. Everybody's outside chilling. Yeah. It was fine.

Drinking their mountain Moose fat. Bro, real talk. If I could stay in shape and feel good about myself and, like, wake up every day and drink beer outside on a cold patio, like, up in Colorado, that would be

my life. That'd be pretty sweet.

But I would be fat as fuck.

It would be good. Yeah. It'd be good, but not good. Oh, no. Yeah.

No. I get it. Alright. Sweet, man. Well, let's get into it, guys.

We got a lot of stuff to cover. Wanna go to China first before we even get

to the stuff. I just want to China. We gotta go to China. We're not having a remote studio in China, bro. No.

No. Not China. No. No. That would that

would not be your I fucking hate black people there. Hey, bro. They do. They hate them. I think they hate

them worse in Japan. Listen. I mean, like, I get it. You know? It's like I mean, no.

Not like that. Like, I mean, I I understand. There's cultural differences, man. Yeah. You know, I get it.

But, gotta go try dude, I just thought this was interesting. So this is, like, making, like, big headlines right now. This is what's happening at the moment. China is now reporting 5 cases

of MPox. Monkeypox? Monkeypox. Uh-huh. Okay.

Didn't they already try this?

They tried well, but hold on. So this is like a brand new thing for China. China didn't have it. Uh-huh. And now they got they got 5 new cases.

Alright? Now the articles they've been going around, they've been trying to downsize this. Right? And, China said on Thursday, that it recorded 5 cases of a new Mpox strain, but that the outbreak has been effectively handled. Okay?

Now how does Mpox spread? Right?

Because the article tries to downplay. Spread through gay sex? Oh, no. Doesn't it? Doesn't it?

That's how you got it?

No. It's real. World Health Organization and monkeypox, public health advice for gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men. It's, like, it's kind of Wait.

Wait. Wait. Read this. Monkeypox public health advice for gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men. Those are gay men.

Yeah. Bro, you don't get to have sex with a man and not say you're gay. Yeah. That's true. Gay.

Yeah. I mean You are you you are gay.

Gay. But I'm not I just thought this is I I could just picture, like, you know, the the Chinese politicians and health doctors. Right? They see

the first case pop up. Dude, it wasn't me. Oh, no. Wasn't me. I don't know how I got it.

Must be the airborne version.

And I love too, though. Like, if you read the article, they they they say that, I don't know how to count the box.

Jumped from his butt. You're right. Right. Yeah. You did.

I fucking saw it, dude.

But the outbreak has been effectively handled. I wonder how they killed those people, bro. Yeah. They did. They fucking chopped all their heads off.

No more outbreak.

Oh, fuck, dude.

Why they

allow us to podcast?

I don't know, man. I just you know? Yeah.

I love the new arrow we're moving into.

Hey, man. It's it's awesome. I'm just saying, man.

Like, you know, I just you were becoming wow. That's how those guys got monkeypox.

I definitely have monkeypox. Those guys got it.

He's got it.

Bro, it's just I just love it. Like, you have 2

do Google fucking Asian people? Asian people?

You do not wanna check my search history. Okay? Putting these fucking shows together, it it gets crazy. It gets weird.

Fuck, dude.

But, man, I I just thought that was hilarious. It's like Thursday morning, 9 AM, 5 new strains. Thursday morning, 9:10. It's been effectively handled. They fucking cleared it out.

So I don't know. I just thought that was interesting, man. Guys, we got a lot of stuff to cover. That's the show. Bucky box will get you.

It'll get you, man. Oh, man. Buck, dude. Yeah. We got a lot of stuff to cover, man.

But, guys,

I don't know how I got the monkey box. What? I don't know. Mister DJ, you've got the clap. How'd you get it?

I don't know. I have no idea.

Fuck, dude. Alright. You have

steamed the family. The show. Hey. What do, what what do, Chinese people do during an erection? I don't know.

They vote. What?

Today is the erection.

Alright. That's enough. Sorry, guys. Listen. I love Chinese food.

It's all good.

Stir fry. I'm fucking kidding. I love it too, bro. Yeah. We are.

You like Chinese food, you motherfuckers? Who likes Chinese food in here? Alright. All of us. Do you think it's okay?

What do you like better? You like every pretty much is it, like, down on the list?

It looks baklava. Amazing.

You like what do you do you like, Bosnian food? Is that your favorite?

No. Probably Italian.

Hey. What was the thing? I got a question. Italian food. Good Italian food is fucking hard to beat.

What was the thing? Did you see Dalila's post on New Year's, the Bosnian food? It was, like, sandwiches and, like, all kinds of shit. No. I didn't see them.

Is there, like, some sort of custom Bosnian thing that they do on New Year's with the food?

No. It's probably just a celebration.

Oh, I know. But, like, is there like, do they do just all hot dogs, or what do they do? Alright. And they got a special sandwich or something?

Looks like the state sandwich.

What's what's the what's the if you wanna say yeah. Like, what's the National food of Bosnian. Bosnian type food?

I would probably say, like, a a doner.

A who? A doner? Yeah. It's like a kebab?

Yeah. Yeah. A doner?

It's like a gyro. Yeah. A gyro? It's it's like that. Yeah.

Like, you go to Europe and they got, like, this all the big land. Oh, fuck you.

Those are so good, bro. Bro, when they take the pita and they, like, soak up the fucking juices

Bro. And then they serve eat it and then they serve what's called frites with the with the The fries and potatoes? Or double fried fries. Oh, bro. Bro, Belgium has the best french fries.

No fucking question. Yeah? Yeah. And they serve them on the street. They're called frites.

They're double fried french fries. They are the fucking best thing that you ever eat, and then you get a donut kebab with it, you're doing good. You alright? Yeah.

It's a good day. Is there a

good restaurant here that has them?

In Bedrock's.

Where's that? It's Evo Mill?

Well, it says it's limay in, and,

Of course, it's Leemay.

It's like Belvoir. Yeah.

Okay. Of course, Leemay. Yeah. Yeah. Well,

good food's good food, bro. Hey, man.

It is. It is.

I was just curious.

Yeah. Alright. No. No. Hey.

Listen. We get cultural here.

What kind of food do you guys eat?

Oh, okay. No. Okay. Tushan, what do you guys gotta wear in India, bro? Can we go there real quick?

I I do have a serious cultural question. Yeah. Alright. Because I was watching this video the other day of this guy. Like, you know, India is famous for, like, the street vendors.

Right?

I mean, all they're famous for. Famous for

a lot. Stopping fans with tongues. But, like, this dude was making, like, this little street food, but it just looked like all spices that was going in there. Like, it was just like a bunch of, like, sauces. Like, there was no

Bro. That's that's that's why they all shit in the street. It's all spicy, bro. Like, look at it. It's not that they don't have a place to shit.

It's they can't hold it. Bro. You gotta go. Yeah, man. Fuck.

It is what it is. Everybody gets it because the food's so spicy. That's right.

All your Indian on, base audience base is so angry right now. No. They're not. No. They aren't.

They're like, yeah. That's right.

Yeah. Bro, here's 1 thing I know about the Indian audience base. They got senses of humor.

Oh, that's right.

Yeah. Indians might have you can make fun of Indians. They fucking love it. Absolutely. They make fun of you back too, though.

Absolutely. Yeah. They do too. And then steal your credit card information. No, man.

No. They don't. That's Americans, bro. Indians are trustworthy people, bro. There's intelligent, trustworthy people.

It doesn't matter if they shit in the street That's not even true. With their hand. It's alright. You use toilet paper, don't you?

Not saying that information.

Oh, fuck. It's like crumple or fold.

I'll make the word record fold. I'll make the word record for folding the toilet paper.

I know that motherfucker folds. He does it perfect. I guarantee you. Does it? Fucking origami.

I'm liking his ass response.

That's how I started in the bathroom.

Oh, no. No.

I was

gonna say paper airplanes.

That was my past. He's not Arab, bro.

Alright, man. Alright. Yep.

Yep. So we're canceled.

That's it.

Now that we have all the racism out of the way, let's start

the show. Yes. Oh, man. Guys, it's a hot 1 today. But,

fuck, dude. What the fuck are we doing? I used to talk about, like How to make money.

Business. Yeah. Like, smart Yeah. Business decisions. We're talking about poop.

In the shitting industry. Yep.

I I look at our range. Gay Chinese people, they're shitting on the street in India.

How to make 1,000,000,000 of dollars. Yeah. Right.

The show's

not yours. Course. Yeah. Show covers, man. Or live like me.

Buy $197. Show you how to wipe your ass with origami. Alright. Let's do a show. Otherwise, everybody's gonna quit listening.

Let's do it. Yeah. Guys, you know how this works, man. If you wanna see any of these articles, these pictures, links, videos, go to andyfasella.com. You guys can check them all linked there for you.

With that being said, let's get to our first set of headlines. Headline is number 1. So, Jimmy Carter died. Yeah.

I saw that. Right? Finally.

Mhmm. Am I I'm I'll say it.

Finally. Yeah. I wouldn't I

wouldn't wanna live that over.

Fuck, bro. Did you see him? How would you want like, bro, you look, dude. This is something I don't understand about people. Yeah.

It's like people make all these sacrifices to try and do, like like, have you ever seen that documentary on that dude that spends all that shit trying to, like, live longer? What's his name?

Brand Brandon? Is it Brandon Johnson or something like that?

He takes, like, a legit 120 pills in a day.

Yeah. But he also does, like I guess, whole day is consumed with it. Right?

His whole house is set up for it. Yeah.

And that's fine. I get you're into it. And whatever you're into, whatever makes you happy, I'm not gonna fucking dog you out on it. But here's the thing that I think about when I see that. It's like, bro, why would you put in all this work?

I mean, it's 1 thing to, like, put in all this work and be healthy as long as you can. Right? Mhmm. But then after, there's a point of, like, return. Like, you get to be, like, 80 and shit just gets fucked up.

You know, maybe it's 90. And then you spend, like, you like, you're you're doing all this shit so you get extra 20 years of laying in a fucking, you know, being in a decrepit breaking body.

Yeah, bro.

I don't that's not for me. Man. It's not for me. Yeah. Like, I don't I don't I wanna hit the sweet spot.

I wanna have, like, the good 40 years of fucking badass shit. Mhmm. Maybe 50. Yeah. And then, you know, I just go away.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I've had enough of everybody's shit by then.

Yeah, dude. I I don't

I don't I I don't I do think I do think that we are drastically, limited in our lifespan be intentionally Yeah. By the powers that be in terms of

Well, there's food and all that other shit.

Food, chemicals, airborne, fucking, shit they put in the air. Like, I I

think I think our true lifespan is much longer than what we've been told. Well, but here's another thing though. I mean, with that being said, you know, with all the new advancements in technology and medicine and stuff, there was this crazy fact I saw the other day that said, you know, the per the next human that will live to, like, a 150 has already been born. Oh, yeah. So, I mean, like, that's you know what I'm saying?

Like

Dude, we were talking about that with, with with Zoltan from 5 finger about how like, right now, you just wanna stay as healthy as you can For

as

long as because technology's increasing so fast right now that as long as you're healthy now for, like, the next 10 years, you're gonna live for a long much longer time.

Now you might need a couple of hip replacements and knee replacements and, you

know, some shit like that,

but you I mean, it's definitely possible.

Yeah. Well, fuck dude. I have my shoulder replaced. It's better than the other 1. Is it?

Fuck yeah.

No doubt. Yeah. But, so yeah. Jimmy Carter died. And, you know, that was obviously they just did a state funeral, and a lot of people were there.

Al Gore, Obama, but I mean, pretty much a lot of people that Trudeau was even there. I mean, a lot of heads of state. That's a typical thing to do for when the head of state passes away like that, whether they're in office or out of office. The governor of North North Dakota. True.

Governor of New Canada. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they were all there. Biden, of course, was there.

But I think I think Biden may have thought it was his funeral because, like, bro, he was lost. He was lost for a minute, and then, in typical Joe Biden

Is that fucking Slick Willie behind him there?

That's Slick Willie. Yeah. Yeah.

He's still a likable dude.

It's hard to not like him.

I know because he's so slick.

Because he was just that dude. Yeah. He was that dude. Like, I mean,

I mean, he's definitely Piece

of shit. He's definitely a piece of shit. His wife sucks. Yeah.

What the fuck, bro? He knows that more than anybody. Think what he's gotta deal with. Sure. He's gotta look at that little fucking twerp walking around her fucking house with her little emperor outfits on, probably barking orders and shit.

Help him help oh, he has

to help her pick them out.

Bro, there's no way. Yeah. There's no way they have a functional relationship.

No. There's not that.

There's no way. They they there's no way. There's no fucking way. She's an intolerable human, and he's got mad game. You know what I'm saying?

There's it's no way.

It's mister Stew, your girl. Yeah. He's, but yeah. And then in typical Joe Biden fashion, if you fell asleep, why did they keep bringing him out, Joe? Yeah, man.

Like, at at what point? Alright.

At what point? Like, Michelle glad we're not seeing KJP every fucking 5 minutes. That's true. Her stupid ass fucking face.

That's that's I mean, her weird suits. She got some weird

stuff too.

But yeah. I mean, this dude went to sleep for for legitimately 5 minutes. Really? Yeah. I mean, here's a quick video.

We'll just go through it a little bit. That Jesus is talking about. In the time of Jesus, the yoke was a piece of wood used to link 2 animals together. And together, they would share the load. So no 1 of them had all the work to do and all the pain to bear.

Bro, come on, man.

By using this image, Jesus invites us.

Alright, dude. Dude, for real? We're just gonna I'm just gonna call it how it is. Yeah. Alright?

Nobody wants to be at a fucking funeral.

Okay.

That's fair. Okay? Nobody wants to be at anybody's fucking funeral. That's fair. And they all suck.

That's that's fair. Sitting there for a full mass funeral is the worst fucking thing in the world. It's not like they're gonna wake the fuck up. It doesn't matter what the fuck we do. They're dead.

They're in a fucking box. Yeah. Let's have a party and get the fuck out of here. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Like, everybody's waiting to leave.

That's true. Like, I take a

little nappy nap. Listen. I get it.

I'm for real, dude. Bro, I fell asleep. I don't go

to weddings or funerals. Yeah. Unless it's like Is it yeah. A real like, if it's a tragedy or something Mhmm. Or if it's, like, somebody that's really close.

Other than that, dude, I don't do it. No. I get it. I've felt been to enough. Yeah.

I've had enough. I get it. I get it. I fell asleep in church once when I was little. My grandma slapped the shit out of me.

Yeah? Yeah. Couldn't do it.

And you just sit further

away next time. But but yeah, man. You know, he fell asleep. Now while he was sleeping, though, there was something interesting happening. You got Trump and Obama chatting it up, and it looked like it was a little bit more than just a chat.

I don't know. Did you see the video? You watch you able to see it? I mean and like, it it was weird. Right?

Let well, let's just show the video first. Here's the video. You know, but here's the thing. Like, I mean, it was weird. Like, I don't know how they do it.

Right? Because, like, you know, like, just a couple of weeks ago or months, I guess, at this point, but, I mean, not long ago, Obama was up on the stage calling Trump literally Hitler. Yeah. You know? And then, like, they're they're sitting there so close.

I I

it's I don't know how. I don't know how you

I I don't know how.

Could you do that? Like, could you do that? Like like, sit next to a person, chat

it up with them knowing that Yeah. After you win, after you after you're the winner, it doesn't fucking matter. You know what I'm saying? Like, what am I gonna do? Waste my energy hating this person?

The reality is he's probably gonna get in in in office and per prosecute all these fucks. Yeah. So what the fuck does he care? He's like, dude, I listen, dude. Yeah.

Trump in his book there's a book he wrote. It's called think, dig, and kick ass. Alright? There's a chapter. There's a section in there about revenge.

And he like, this guy is like, dude, if you read any of his shit, if you study him at all, he is huge on revenge. If peep his exact quote in the book was something like, you know, if someone fucks with you, you fuck with them 10 times harder. So if you think that he's not going to do whatever he needs to do, I I don't believe that. Mhmm. Unless he's part of their cabal.

Yeah.

Okay? Fucking Obama knows that he's in deep shit potentially. So he has an interest in being cool and laughing at this dude's jokes and be like, Trump, it's all good, bro. You know what I'm saying? So it's interesting.

What do you what

do you think they were talking about?

I don't know. Probably how fucking stupid Hillary is. Yeah.

I hate her too. God, dude.

I'm just glad fucking Hillary never won. Fucking bitch. I I guarantee you that's what the fuck they're saying. And Obama's like, yeah, dawg. Per prosecute me all you want, but fuck her.

Yeah. Right. I can see him being like Trump's like I

tell you what, Melania ain't fucking around. Look at

her face. No. She's not. She's like,

I fucking slit all your throats. What are

you saying? Like, you know, you know, when I send you to prison, I'll let you still share the room with Michelle. That's funny.

Now I think he's saying, I saw a meme today. It was pretty funny. It said it said, hey. I I searched I searched the Internet for Michelle's pregnancy photos and Obama saying good luck.

Well, that's I mean, lose it. I don't know. But, you know, you They

all the rest of them all look scared. They do. Yeah. They do.

Like like Mike Pence's wife, she didn't even wanna shake hands. They look scared. They did. They did. Now they had a, you know, as the Internet goes, all these people are fucking professionals and experts.

There was, they they tried to, dissect what was being said between Trump and Obama. Cryptic conversations between Obama and Trump revealed as pair plan meeting after Jimmy Carter's funeral.

So No. He's, hey. Let's get the fuck out of here, dude. Just like I was saying. Trump's saying, hey.

Let's get out here and get a Big Mac.

Yeah. Right. Right. I got Diet Cokes waiting. Yeah.

That's right. Fuck, man. I love Diet Coke.

I got I got I got a Big Mac diet Cokes and a pack of Marlboros. You know, Obama's a smoker. Yeah. He smokes Newports. Yeah.

He has a Newports. Fitting. Yeah. I wouldn't have I I fucked up by saying Marlboro. I don't know what I was thinking.

Yeah. That's that's, you

ever smoked a Newport? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Me too. I smoked a marble too. Yeah.

What's better? Well, I felt safer with the marbles. I felt they, entered rage to steal shit on Newport. Me too. Is that what that was?

I think I actually did steal some shit.

Yeah. I don't know. But in, in 1 art,

when smoke the fucking like, 1 of them you know, those mints they put on your pillow that's heavy at the fucking hotel.

It's heavy.

Like an Andes. Mhmm. You know? It's like

you just lit 1 of them on fire. It's heavy. It's a lot of menthol in those. Alright. So what

do they say? But, yeah. So in

1 interaction, Trump leaned over toward, Obama's ear and said, quote, this is skeptical here. Right? This is a, expert lip reader. This is speculation. Right.

But they're they're alleging that he possibly could have said, quote, I've pulled out of that. It's the conditions. Can you imagine that? Obama laughed and Trump carried on saying, after and after I will. At another moment, Obama said to Trump, are you going back to the foyer after?

Trump responded, call me at the foyer after. Yep. The word foyer was unclear to the lip reader, but it could have been, that they were arranging a later meeting in the foyer. Obama also said to Trump, quote, can you just it should be good. Then Trump, responded, quote, I can't talk.

We have to find a quiet place. Sometimes this is a matter of importance and we need to do this outside so that we can deal with it certainly today. Obama then nodded and both men said right and okay. So I I don't know. It's it's interesting.

Again, that's a expert, allegedly expert lip reader. But I know who wasn't happy watching that happen. Come queen. Oh, she was pissed. Was she?

Oh, bro. She was pissed. So this is the same this is the same angle. This is just zoomed out, but this is Kamala, watching this interaction. Check this out.

Oh, she is seething.

You see that face? I mean, she always looks like that.

That's true. She does that. She has a little bit of a what do they call it? She always got a scowl. RBF?

Yeah. She does. Well, I would too if I was just embarrassed like that. Like, motherfucker, you had no chance of winning. Everybody hated you before you were even in the race, and then they faked your popularity, and you still couldn't fucking do it.

You still

love it.

Like, you still got your ass beat. A $1,000,000,000. Yes. You are the worst candidate that's ever existed, and everybody there knows it. Everybody here knows it, and everybody listening knows it.

Okay? There was not a single person that actually believed that you were neck and neck with Trump the entire time. You spent a $1,000,000,000 ended up $20,000,000 in debt, and you wanna talk about how you're gonna be good for the fucking economy? Like, dude, you're a dumbass. Yeah.

Then you were chosen. You weren't even voted in. You weren't voted in. You were chosen because you're supposedly a black woman, which you are not. And then

She's eating spices. And then

you come in and you are a fucking shitty VP. You can't publicly speak. You can't do anything without a teleprompter. Everybody doesn't like you. And then you run for president because of the color of your skin.

Mhmm. Like, fuck, dude. You lost in life. Nothing you've done in your life is because of the quality of the merit of how smart you are or how good you are or how effective you are. Could you imagine how empty that would feel?

No. Imagine how empty that would feel. Like, you you have risen to the top, quote, unquote, almost to the very top, vice president of the United States. And you literally didn't earn a single fucking bit of it. Think about that.

She knows that. Fuck, man. She knows that, dude. She knows that.

I mean, cheat and lie and try to steal

Yes.

And you still lose.

Yes. She's a fucking terrible, worthless, fucking human that shouldn't even be in that room. So she could scowl all she wants. You're lucky even fucking be there. Everybody else out here has to work for their position in life.

That's true. Suck dicks for it.

Yeah. Well, some some suck dicks for it.

Well, I'm just saying. Real talk. No. Yeah. I get Like, how would you feel if your entire life was based upon being chosen for other reasons than your skill or your ability to do something.

Right. You know what I'm saying? Your actual fucking abilities. Yeah. Bro, she's a she's got, dude, she's got darkness inside of her, bro.

She'll it'll never it'll never change because, dude, you can't change that. Yeah. What's already happened? Like, this is what can she do from here? Can she go up from here?

No. No. Okay. No. Okay.

So the pinnacle of her life Is that. Is that. And it was all based around the color of her skin and not the skill at which she earned or displayed or how effective she was. She's a fucking joke. Achieved.

Her whole life is a fucking joke.

Oh, it's even worse too, bro. It's like

She couldn't run she couldn't run a company. No. She couldn't run my company. She couldn't run a single 1 of them for a day.

No. And what what's it makes it even worse too is, like, this the the the way that society is moving into to where, like, you know, that type of mentality was even popular 3 years ago. Like, there's gonna be no place for it. Like, no place.

Not broke because we're getting back to merit based. There's no place for it.

She's like, I know. Be homeless. I Like, not like I mean, physically,

her brother-in-law is worth, like No.

That's what I'm saying. 1,000,000 of dollars. I'm just saying, like, in society, she will be homeless. Yeah.

There will be society. We're getting back to the things that matter. This is why we're launching the MS CEO project again. So I could teach you all these young people what it takes to actually fucking win because it's gonna matter. Mhmm.

Okay? It's not gonna matter anymore where you were born or what skin color you were or if you're a minority. What's gonna matter is if you fucking do the job. So we gotta prepare people to do the fucking job regardless of where they come from or what they look like.

Yeah. 100%, man. So, yeah, so funeral service went on without a hitch. There was some interesting stuff that was happening, though.

Why does Hillary Clinton's hair always look like that? It looks like have you ever seen Spaceballs? No. You guys ever seen Spaceballs? Never?

There's a fucking the villain in you know how, in Spaceballs are in Star Wars, the villain is fucking who in Star Wars?

I have no idea. Darth Vader. Oh, yeah. Darth Vader.

You don't know Darth Vader? Oh, he's black, so Okay.

Yeah. Right.

He actually is black. He's James Earl Jones. Mhmm. The fucking villain is why he left. Hold on.

The villain in Spaceballs is called lord helmet. Google up lord helmet from Spaceballs. Throw it up there next to her. Oh, wait.

You're right.

I know. That's what she looks like with her fucking helmet hair. Lord helmet? Lord helmet. That's her.

Oh, wait. No. That's dark helmet. Wait. What's dark helmet from?

Is it the same thing? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I could see it.

She got a little Klaus in there, bro.

We gotta throw it up there. Oh, yeah. So people could see. Not everybody knows Spaceballs. Right?

Yeah. Lord helmet. Oh, they got dark helmet. That's his name. Yeah.

Anyway, look at her hair, man. It looks just like that.

It does. Fuck, man.

Why do you think they make her hair look like that?

I think they do it intentionally.

To make make her like, it makes her head look so huge.

What what what do you want today? Give me a little elitist of yeah. I want with the touch, it's little up up tied tyrant. Look at

all those fucking stuffy fucks. Yeah. That'd be the last place I'd wanna be is around any of them.

Yeah, man. But, it went on without a hitch. There was no big deals. No big no big big issues. But there was something weird that also happened outside of the funeral.

Not sure if you guys saw this, but, at his memorial, there was a suspect accused in Capitol Hill's security breach during Trump visit, when when Trump was there. He's been identified as Adrian j Hinton. US Capitol Police have identified the man arrested Wednesday after allegedly trying to light a car on fire while president-elect Donald Trump was paying his respects to former president Jimmy Carter who was lying in state at the Capitol Rotunda in DC. Now he's a Virginia man named Adrian J. Hinton.

He's 35. He's a suspect, that police announced on Twitter Thursday morning. Now apparently, he tried to put a flaming bag on top of a car, at the Grant Memorial at 5:30 pm. The bag burned. It didn't light anything else.

And they also caught him and he had a bunch of stuff with him. He had a fucking machete and some switch blades. Just weird stuff, man. I don't know. I don't know.

You got anything else on this though? Sayonara.

Like, fuck these people. Jimmy Carter is the worst president in the United States besides fucking Joe Biden. Yeah. He's unremarkable. Okay.

They they cause people to lose their fucking homes. They cause people to go bankrupt. They change the course of people's lives in a negative way. I have 0 sympathy for him fucking passing away. I'm not gonna pretend like we lost some American hero.

That motherfucker was responsible for more economic destruction than almost anybody except Joe Biden. Mhmm. Those people don't deserve to be celebrated. I don't give a fuck if they're president. I don't care if they were nice people.

They weren't because they ruined motherfuckers' lives. That's how I feel about it.

That's real, man. Guys, you jump in on this conversation. I don't think we

should be celebrating any fucking person in this country that has harmed the people of this country in the interest of self. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, bro. Like, dude, I think Jimmy Carter should have been cremated, just thrown in a fucking paper bag, and thrown in the river. That's what I think.

And then you say, fucking peace out, bitch. You shouldn't have fucked around. That's that's what I think. I'm with it. I'm with it.

Yeah. I I I don't think Yeah. That we should celebrate people just because they earned a position in life. Yeah. We should celebrate them based upon how good they were at it.

Were they great at it? Did they make the country better? President Grant made the country better. Mhmm. This motherfucker rode in on horseback during the civil war and killed the motherfucking slave owners.

His party, the Radical Republicans, which is interesting because they were the ones that freed the fucking slaves. They wrote in legitimately Physically. Freed the fucking slaves, then he becomes president. What where do we talk about that guy? You see what I'm saying?

No. They wanna tear a statue down.

Right. Exactly. Yeah. Okay? So I I don't think we should celebrate people that don't do good things.

And I think that if we only celebrated presidents that did good things, these motherfuckers, because they're so ego driven, they would do good things. Like, if they knew that their president presidency was rated a fucking c or below, that they were gonna be put in a paper bag and thrown in the river and laughed at, they'd fucking do a better job because that's what these people care about. They care about their fucking legacy. They care about their stupid picture in a fucking collage of other people. They care about their library.

They care about that shit, bro. That's what they care about. So, like, we should leverage what they care about against them to make them do a good job.

Yep. You know? Well, here's another thing too that I saw this pop up. I don't know if you've seen this or not, but apparently, and I didn't know this actually, but when a when a former president dies, there's 30 days of national mourning that happens where all flags are, like, lowered to half staff. Mhmm.

Right? And because of when he died, the inauguration is encompassed in that 30 days. Right? And I was seeing some stuff online. You know, people try to obviously, conspiracy theorists, the real ones, hop on that shit and try to elevate it and make it crazy.

But Most people are getting on my fucking nerves. Well, my question is, though yeah.

They do they're annoying.

Because, like, bro, like like, when I agree with them, I liked them.

But then I just go too crazy.

Bro, it's not not everything is a fucking conspiracy. Just most things. Most things. Okay.

Yeah. But it did make me think, though. Like, I it did make me think because, like, listen. Like, let's be real. Again, like, you should have been, you know, crossed the the life line there, right, months ago, probably years ago.

It is interesting that, like, the timing of it. Like, I'm not saying anything about the flags. Like, that's typical. Right? But, like,

I mean I mean, maybe. I don't You

see what I'm saying? Like like,

I mean Bro, these people are disgusting.

That's what I'm saying. Like so, I mean, if we know they're evil and and fucked up, who's to say they didn't just, like, crank his fucking oxygen line? You know what I'm saying? To make it

happen to where shit.

You know

what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm just listen. Bro. Bro.

I'm saying. Here's what I'm just saying.

Imagine, imagine working your whole life and kissing ass and fucking working your chain up and doing all this shit to sit in the fucking room with those motherfuckers. I'd rather pull every single fucking fingernail and toenail off of me with a pair of pliers and then every single tooth. Yeah. For real. Fuck, man.

Then to sit in a room with these fucks the only 1 I'd wanna sit in there with is Trump.

Yeah. That's true. I don't know. Slick Willie. I might I might do 5 minutes with Slick.

Yeah. I I think I think Bill Clinton could come, but your wife can't come, bro. Yeah. Hillary can't

come. Bill Bill

Clinton can come and drink beers. Yeah. Right. Okay? Smoke a

couple weed

weed cigarettes. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Bill, last time your wife You only hail. She tried

to own the apartment. She's like, bro, she can't come this

time. Yeah. I I would I I hope you would bring her, and I just fucking annihilate her the whole time, bro. Fuck, man. The way she talks is just

make her watch the fucking what's that movie? What's that? 13 hours? What's the movie on Big Island?

Yeah. 13 hours. I'll make her watch that.

Well, Bill, bring her. Bring her. You got a great movie tonight. Fuck. Watch 13 hours.

Dude, he hates her too. He has to, bro. He has to. He just, you know, passed the point and no return. You know?

That's what it is. Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's go cruise some.

Shit, dude. We're only on the first topic.

Yeah. Holy shit. We elongate this thing.

Alright.

Right? Look it up. Well, let's We're we're growers. Yeah. That's it.

Yeah. Let's cruise some of these comments. This first comment comes from, at rigomontees6324. He says, Andy and DJ, when I saw this episode, I almost joined the LGBTQ plus community. Way too excited for 2 dudes.

Yep.

Congratulations. I mean, I appreciate the comment.

Oh, we love it. It's good. It's a little gay. Oh, shit, man. Alright.

Yeah. Next 1 comes from, at miss ging. She says, gotta go with Andy on this 1. Grass stay New Balance is all the way. I've lived next to a marine corps base, and all the retirees and vets that come into my store wear them.

They are straight up killer.

They don't give a fuck. Yeah. If you're gonna wear grass stained see, here's the difference.

Uh-huh.

People who wear all black fucking air force ones, they're trying to look hard. Oh, shit. People who fucking people who wear grass stay in New Balances are so far past that. They don't give a fuck.

The khaki shorts too. Yeah.

They will kill you and barbecue you and say it's chicken. What you got out there on the grill today, dad? Yes. Oh, it's just gigantic chicken.

Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Alright.

Where did those shoes come from? I was trying out some new ones.

I don't know, man. I think it's still up for debate, bro.

I don't know.

Not debate. We'll see. This last 1. This last 1 comes from at fapping2charts.

Fapping2charts

79. For DJ talking shit about the Cowboys, I'm going to give it back and say he'd suck a dick for a great first form energy in barbecue ribs or fried chicken. Love you, DJ. Believe America's team alone even if they haven't been good since the Emmett Smith days.

We dead boys. Alright.

Oh, you got me. Alright.

I mean, I do happen to have a I do happen to have 1 of those great energy drinks right here. Hey, man. It is what it is.

Guys, we appreciate you for being real ass fans. Thank you guys for liking and commenting. Make sure you guys That was a little

racist, though, he said.

It was a

little hey. It was fine. A little racist. No. It's fine.

Fried chicken. I mean, listen. I like fried chicken.

You know how those homosexuals are, bro? They get hot quick. You know? They just start saying go they say

that's a great shit. You know

what I'm saying? They just let it rip, bro. Say

you That's a gay privilege they got. You piss them off. Yeah. They'll say whatever. It all comes out.

Yeah.

It don't matter because they got the rainbow's force field. Bro, I can't penetrate it.

The only thing you can't penetrate. Shit.

Holy shit, man.

Let's keep the cruise moving, guys. We're gonna headline number 2. Let's go to Cali. Gotta talk about it. Obviously, it's a big story going on.

Yeah. California wildfires, man.

It it's It's fucking horrible.

It's crazy.

I was up, last night watching it on TV for, like, 4 or 5 hours, dude. Crazy. What was crazy was it that new ones just kept popping up. Yeah. Ain't that weird?

Dude, listen.

It is weird. It's weird.

I get a weird I I didn't wanna make a a post about it or anything, but, like, I am getting, like, super fucking weird. Like Well, I think there's some spiritual shit going on, bro. I don't know. It does sort of feel like that. It also feels like I don't know.

Like, where's gonna be the evidence of all this Hollywood pedophilia now? You know what I'm saying?

The rooms got burned with the cameras in them got burned.

I'm just saying. Like, these these these people are not against burning down an entire fucking city and doing Well, the Insane damage to protect themselves.

That's how cover ups happen all the fucking time. Like, all the time, bro. Like, it's always this thing

I hate to say that. Like, I know because people are gonna get upset because it's a tragedy and and But

they don't but that's the thing. They don't care about the extra excess loss or damage. They don't care. To achieve 1 small little goal Yeah. They will fucking burn it all down.

Yeah. Yeah. And people don't understand that, bro. But we do that shit to other countries on a daily. That's what people don't get.

We do it. They just think, oh, it would never happen here. No. It it absolutely does. Yeah.

Absolutely does. I don't

know what to think, but I know this. I know tons of people that live in LA. We used to have an office in LA. We got a lot of friends in LA, and it's it's heartbreaking to see, like, places that I've been and gone and spent real time at just gone. Yeah.

It's fucking crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, even

the last time we went out there, like, because I saw 1 of the videos, it was, like, right on the I mean,

I know we joke a lot about it. Yeah. Right? Like, I fucking I'm not a big fan. On comedy.

Yeah. For sure, bro. But, like, that that's this is terrible. No. It's it's a

it's a fucked up loss. I'm like, I mean, people real people are being affected.

Yeah.

Realistic people are being affected.

Yeah, bro. And, you know, people don't understand that, like, when you lose your house in a fire, bro, you lose all your memories. You lose your animals. You lose your like, just like getting your life erased. You lose your computer.

You lose all your fucking photographs. Like, then

there's some fucked up shit

going on.

The insurance issue.

Hold on. Real talk. Yeah. Do you know why that happened with the State Farmage? Do you have that in here?

I I couldn't find So do

you So do you know why they did that? No. Because they use an AI algorithm. The actuaries of the insurance company use an AI algorithm to determine how risky it is. And so the AI algorithm knew that they didn't have the resources, and they didn't and they just cut the budget.

And Shit. Yes. And they had problems with getting water, and the AI algorithm knew that they were, like, set up for this to happen, and so they fucking canceled all their insurances.

Damn. I would days before this.

Hold on. Now I read that.

Yeah. I didn't vet it,

but I read that. That could be that could be false, but it sounded good.

I mean, fuck. It makes sense. Yeah. I mean and we know how ever how much everybody loves to use AI. Because I mean, that's that's the thing that it lacks lacks of human you know what I'm saying?

Like, touch. You know? So Oh, dude. It's fucking horrible. Wild, man.

But let but let's dive into this

because we got some stuff to talk about here. But people don't realize, like, what you actually lose. 1 of my best friends, 1 of Sal's best friends, his house burnt down a number of years ago. And, the girl he was dating, I think I think if I remember right, she flipped the cigarette on his deck, started a fire, burnt the house down. Bro, his dad had just passed away, and he had, like, all these photographs.

Listen. The only thing he was able to fucking salvage from the house was a fuck his dad's casket flag. Mhmm. And, like, all his pictures, all his fuck all of his shit, gone. Everything.

Like, dude, people don't think of it like that. Like, think of think of someone came through your life and just erased all all the memories you had. That's what a fire does, bro. Jeez. It's it's not it's really bad.

Fuck, man.

It's it's terrible, bro. I mean, so far, as of right now, there's been at least 5, 5 deaths, as of right now. I'm sure that number I mean, Chris, bro, the the the amount of destruction. I mean, it's

27,000 acres so far. $50,000,000,000. Yeah. 57

Yeah. Is what they're what they're estimating right now. Obviously, celebrities are pretty mad because that's a lot of the areas. A lot of the homes have been these these big mansions and, a lot of celebrities should have

I mean, motherfucker, you get what you vote for. I hate to say that. I hate to say that. Okay? Nobody deserves what's happening out there, but when you vote for the first fucking, you know Anything.

Anything this or or or pronouns or fucking all this this this is the argument of the last 15 years. You guys, you celebrities were on TV advocating for these people Mhmm. Who then made these decisions to cut resources, steal the money, and let these situations manifest. Okay? So it's just as much you as it is the people that you are now blaming.

You were on TV saying, vote for Gavin Newsom. Mhmm. Vote for this far leftist. Vote for this progressive. And those people, historically, do the same thing that they do to the black communities for the last fucking 60 years.

Hey. We're gonna come in. We're gonna do all this shit. We're gonna get all this funding. And then they steal it.

Mhmm. And nothing happens. And the the and and so this has happened on a wide scale in California, and now these people are pissed because it affects them. You know? Like, I I'm not saying they deserved it because nobody deserves it.

But you fucking vote for stupid shit, this is what you get. You get unpreparedness. You get lack of resources. You get and and then when things what happens when there's a fucking major earthquake out there now? Mhmm.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, bro. They just cut $17,000,000 off the fucking fire department's budget Yeah. Weeks ago. Yeah.

Just and

and, like, then, dude, it it's so much into this, man. And, like, obviously, like, when the goal is not to politicize this. There's real people that are that are being like, their lives are being destroyed by this. Right? You know, but we have to address the the truth and the reality of the situation and call a spade a spade.

You know, and and when you look and you just start to unpeel this mess, bro, it's fucking disgusting. Yeah. It's disgusting. You know And then

think of what they pay in tax in California Bro. To get this. Bro. This is what you get. This is what the fuck you

voted for, bro. These people have pushed and you know what I'm saying? Like, they cut 17,000,000 from the fire, but, yeah, let's fund this. You know? Listen.

This is why

this is why we have to return to meritocracy. We have to return to voting not because someone has a skin color or someone came from somewhere or what their gender is. We have to put people in positions that are competent, skilled people that can execute the job. And it I feel fucking stupid saying that. Like, it feels so common sense.

It is. But, you know, people get so comfortable. They think that those things don't matter, and then they vote for, you know, fucking whoever makes them feel good or that they can brag about. Well, I've I've voted for her because it's the first female male trans fucking you know what I'm saying? Right.

Like, dude. Okay. And now your house burned out.

Right. Right. So let's unpeel this a little bit. Right? Because, you know, 1 of the first things that came out was you got the mayor.

Most of this is happening in, city of Los Angeles. The mayor Democrat mayor, LA mayor Karen Bass, she was in Africa when this was going on. Los Angeles mayor Karen Bass spent Tuesday in Africa as part of a taxpayer funded delegation attending the inauguration of John Jermaine Mahama as Ghana's president. The Democrat was there as her city battled wildfires and thousands of residents fled for their lives. Now here's the thing.

It's important to note. Alright? It's not like, you know what I mean? It's not like she just, you know, happened to be there and then this fire broke out. Here's the thing.

Alright? She knew, She was well aware that there was a potential for this fire to break out before she even went on that fucking trip. Okay? And we have the timeline to prove it. Yeah.

Alright? On Thursday, January 2nd, the National Weather Service explicitly warned Los Angeles about extreme fire conditions over the next week. Okay? Multiple reports were coming out on January 2nd. On January 4th, that's when she decided to leave to go attend this inauguration of another country's president.

And you're a city mayor. Okay? And that and taxpayers paid for her to do that. Be very, very clear on that. Alright?

Now that next day, emergency preparations, for inspector fire danger, that was put out by the governor, right, on January 6th. She remained in Ghana. Okay? January 6th, later that evening too, the National Weather Service, they start pushing out stuff saying, heads up. There's a life threatening, destructive, widespread windstorm that's expected Tuesday afternoon to Wednesday across much of Ventura and LA County, but she remained in Africa.

Then the next day, that's when the fire actually started to hit. She remained in Africa. And then finally, on January 8th is when she, you know, finally showed up. Now they were able to catch her coming off this plane. Alright?

And I wanna show this video, for those of you guys who have not seen this. This is literally her. She's on the jet bridge while this is happening. Let's check this clip out.

Do you owe citizens an apology for being absent while their homes were burning? Do you regret cutting the fire department budget by 1,000,000 of dollars, madam mayor? Have you nothing to say today?

Yeah. Appreciate it.

Have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today? Elon Musk says that you're utterly incompetent. Are you considering your position? Madam mayor, have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today who are dealing with this disaster? No apology for them?

Do you think you should have been visiting Ghana while this was unfolding back home? Madam mayor, let me ask you just again. Have you anything to say to the citizens today as you return? No. No.

No. No. No. No. They're gonna they're gonna come.

How long has she been mayor? Just recently. Mhmm. A few months. Yeah.

Okay. So first of all, you know, let's be real about that. It's not like she fucking did this. Okay? Garcon, who is the fucking mayor forever, is the 1 that did most of this shit.

Mhmm. Alright? Secondly, she's clearly not good at public relations because all she had to say was, hey. This is horrible. This is why I'm on my way back.

Nobody could have predicted this. I'm gonna get back and have navigate this the best that we can, and, hopefully, we can get through it with the least amount of damage as possible. That's all you gotta say. That's it. You know what I'm saying?

Or something to the effect of weak leadership, man. Yeah.

Has nothing to do with her

being 1 of them. What my point is is why did she get voted in? Why did she get voted in? She did not get voted in because she's competent. She did not get voted in because she's skilled.

She did not get voted in because she's experienced. She got voted in because California is of progressive mindset and who knows what they do with the elections out there. Okay? And people vote for things so that they can brag to their friends and say they're not racist. Instead of saying, no.

We need the most effective person. Now they had entrepreneurs and billionaires, people who have built things, people who have done things, running for mayor, and those people didn't win. And you know why they didn't win? Because they were white fucking men. That's it.

So until we get over this insane shit of we're gonna put the first person of this or the first woman this or the first gender this and by the way, I don't give a fuck if they happen to be those things as long as they're the most skilled. Right. Alright. That's all that matters, dude.

Yes. I just wanna I don't look at it like, oh, like no. This is just Bro, if you're

if she was a fucking trans man, fucking Caesar, fucking whatever, and she had the most skill, I'd be like, cool. Yeah. Cool. Okay. Cool.

Your personal life is your personal life. You wanna do what you wanna do, but that ain't the case. Mm-mm. And that's not the case across the country. We looked at this shit.

He we have this shit here with Kim Gardner

Yep.

Who let our fucking city burn. Okay? We have this in in cities across the fucking country because

where they

where these people who are not qualified to do the job have no history of qualifications, have no attributes, have no accolades, have are in these positions of power, and they are literally fucking the entire country up.

Mhmm.

Okay. And it doesn't matter if they're white or they're black or they're gay or they're straight or they're trans. I don't care. But we have to get back to meritocracy. Are you qualified?

Are you skilled? Are you the best person for the job? Or is your head up your own ass with all these social issues? Mhmm. Because, dude, when the fucking rubber hits the road, people die.

Right. Right.

So, you know, all you motherfuckers, which they don't listen to this show, but that vote on these fucking issues so you could go to brunch and feel like, you know, you're doing something noble, realize that you're putting your fellow citizens at risk. Put yourself at risk. Yes. Yeah. Because it's all these celebrities, oh, they're mad because their house burned out.

Well, motherfucker, what the fuck have you been preaching for the last 20 years?

Donate to? That that's my question. You know? But, I mean, it's a it's a real issue, bro. It's like, you know, like like you said, bro, it doesn't matter what what where you come from, what you claim to be.

It doesn't can you do the job? And that's not been the focus of Los Angeles. That's absolutely.

The focus across the country in most parts

of the country. 100%. In 2023, Los Angeles created the DEI Bureau and promoted black lesbian to weed out bigoted firefighters on the forest. Let's talk about it. Let's dive into it.

Because being a lesbian and being black has something to do with putting out fucking fires. And do you really care if your firefighter is bigoted as long as he comes to your house and squirts the fucking fire out? Right.

Fuck. Like, oh, man. Are you are you a gay firefighter? I don't want to. Like Have

you ever told a racist joke? Well, fuck, dude. Don't squirt the fucking hose on my house.

Let the shit burn. Yeah. Like, what are we doing, man? Check this clip out. So this is Kristen Larson.

She's the 1st black battalion chief in Los Angeles. Check this video out.

So I wanna reach down and bring you up. And that's kind of something that stuck with me to this day.

Part of that work means speaking up for those who can't. Over the last few years, LAFD has dealt with a fair share of controversy, and Larson not afraid to sound the alarm.

I chose to speak out, pretty much by myself about the issues of sexism and racism within my department, and and the need for change. I don't think there's any question that our department is the best at fighting fires. We do it better than anybody in the world. Yeah. When it comes to the personnel side, we have some issues.

And they're not insurmountable, but they need to be addressed and and and fixed, to the best of everybody's ability.

Make sure you don't say anything offensive when you're putting out that fire. Right. Make sure you use someone's right pronouns when you're putting out that fire. Make sure you never, you know, you never said anything off color or told a weird joke or, you know, I don't know. We're heterosexual.

We put out that fire. Right. You better not be straight. Fuck, dude. The world world this dude, listen.

We're seeing look at the headline on there. Black excellence. See? That's the kind of shit that is fucking up the world, bro.

It is, man.

It's just excellence. Are you an excellent person or are you not? It's not white excellence. It's not black excellence. Just excellence.

It's not fucking gay excellence. It's fucking are you excellent or are you not? And this fucking bullshit, this identity politics nonsense has fucked the entire world up, and now LA is fucking in ashes because of it.

Bro. And and and you know what's even what's even crazier is that you go to pride.com. They put this article out. Amid Palisades fire, Los Angeles' first LGBTQ plus fire chief is proving lesbians get it done.

Yeah. They burned the shit down. The whole fucking town is fucked.

Shit. Come on, man. Dude, let's go.

They don't want you to fucking like, I'm a walk outside. I see the whole city on fucking fire, but you know what? They're doing a good job.

Mhmm. Yeah. Great job. Bro, I feel bad for,

like, the fucking real firefighters. Like, how many real fire have you ever seen that clip of, Adam Carolla talking about how when he was broke, he he he joined he wanted to join

to join the fire department? Yeah.

And it took him 7 years to get a fucking interview. Mhmm. And while he was there, there was a black woman who was in the interview, and he asked her. He said, how long have you been waiting for? And she says, it's Wednesday.

Okay? That's a problem. That's a problem. It's crazy, man. It's crazy.

We got we cannot we have to lose this fucking shit, dude. This this we're Americans, man. It doesn't matter if you're black or white or gay or straight. We're fucking Americans. And are you good, or are you capable of doing this job or not?

And if you're not, you're still a good person, but go over here and do this job. Mhmm. You know what I mean? Yeah, bro. Let's go

to CNN real quick though, because this was an interesting exchange that happened on CNN. You got Jasmine Crockett. She's a, crowd favorite. She's a I think she's a she's a congresswoman, I think. I'm pretty sure.

She likes to get in these race debates and then talk about this. Let let's check this clip out.

You might have recall a new story from last year. There was some interest in the fire departments and the firefighters in California, and the interest was was that there were too many white men who were firefighters, and we need to have a program in California to make sure we don't have enough white men as firefighters. So so

we have

so we have

So we have Sorry.

We have

a free.

And yet, I'm wondering now if your house is burning down, how much do you care what color the firefighters

are? Respond and I'm like,

well Listen. I I am so tired. You know what? There was an article that just came out that said that actually the most educated demographic in this country right now is black women. So let let me be clear.

Because you are woman or because because I know that some of the right has been sharing these photos of the fact that I believe that the fire chief may be a woman or something. That has nothing to do with it. We are looking at qualifications. What diversity, equity, and inclusion has always been about is saying, you know what? Open this up.

Don't just look at the white men. Open it up and recognize that other people can be qualified.

Oh, stop. And the

fact that we want to at a time when people are dying.

Okay, lady. But here's the fucking problem. The white men don't even get a chance anymore. Mhmm. So I can understand this 60 years ago when it was the boys club and it was all white dudes doing fucking everything.

But now we've we've created this scenario where white men don't even get an opportunity anymore because they're white which is racist by definition. Okay? So fucking that argument is 40 years too late.

Yep. Knowing that now, you got it. And, you know

I'm so tired of hearing this shit. Yeah. Like, dude, what are we talking about? The the only demographic in the history in the fucking country that that has been able to be discriminated against for the last fucking 20 years is white men. Mhmm.

They're the only ones that can legally not get a job because they're a white man. So we're gonna fucking still beat this drum about this fucking shit of opportunity. What the fuck are we talking about? Why aren't we talking about that in fucking sports? Why aren't we talking about that in NFL or fucking basketball?

Yeah.

Or fuck I remember they were talking about it in hockey a couple years ago, but how come it's exclusively to white things and not fucking everything? Right. Like, dude, I'm just done with this shit. We're Americans. We're fucking all we we should all be judged on the content of our character and what skills we have.

Meritocracy. That is it. That's it, man. And anything else is fucking racist by default. Well, bro, you know the other thing too

that that's that's crazy is, like, they put these people in these positions, and then they pay them exorbitant amounts of money. The so the the the person that's responsible because, like, I mean, here's 1 of the things too.

Bro, this woman's fucking insane.

Oh, yeah, bro. Put her

on the fucking fire crew. No. For real. Let her go see what it's about.

Dude, the the the thing's insane, though, but, like, the the thing

is hold on. There's there's more to this clip. Right? What else does she say? I'm sure some

Decide that a country of immigrants is failing or people are dying because the same very people that built this country because the last time I checked, y'all didn't say that anything was wrong with the White House. And I can promise you, it was my ancestors that built the White House. So listen, if we have been good enough to build this country, we are good enough to serve and die overseas. We are good enough to serve in other ways. And the fact that people actually decide that they wanna hate public service

What are we not where where are you not serving? Where are you where are you blocked out of? Where? Where? It doesn't exist.

50 years ago. Okay. 60 years ago. 70 years ago. Okay.

70 years ago. Okay. Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about?

And not only that, just because you want to do something doesn't mean you can't. That's the bottom line, bro.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Bro, listen. We gotta get back to being judged on the quality of our character and the the skill set that we have, and we need to apply that skill set to the things that we are capable of doing, and we need to be judged on our fucking performance. That is it.

That's it. Not the color of your skin, not what your ancestors built. Okay? I see people like her saying that black people built fucking Europe. Right.

Okay? So what do white people build? Right. What do we do? Oh, we did nothing.

Yeah. The fuck out of here.

White people built Rome. Bro, listen.

I'm not gonna fucking hear this shit anymore. I'm tired of hearing it. You built Rome. I'm tired of hearing it. Okay?

So so we don't get any history? We don't get any history? Like, bro, and listen. That's not racist to stand up and say, what the fuck?

Yeah. Right. No. That's the thing, man. Like, but they that that's how they disguise this shit, man.

They No. That's racist shit.

It's racist. She's fucking saying.

It's racist. Yes. It's racist, man. You know? It's it's crazy.

And then but then they put these people in these positions, bro, and they give them exorbitant amounts of money. So, like, 1 of the things that's also happening in LA right now, is that, you know, there's a water shortage. Right? And the fire hydrants, have been run out. Right?

You know who did that? And the person that's responsible for that. Yeah. He was white. I I think it was it was a chick, actually.

No. It was Gavin Newsom did it. Well,

yeah. He started the fucking smelt. The the fucking, salmon.

Endangered fish. Yeah. Right. But, like, protect this fucking endangered fish and let your entire country, your entire city burn down. That bro.

Fucking hell.

And and the person that's in LA County that's responsible, that helped with that decision, you know how much of that that person makes a year? 3 quarters of a $1,000,000, bro. Yeah. $750 a fucking year.

Cost of living.

That's insane, man. It's insane. Taxpayer money, bro. It's insane, bro. Now, there's been a lot of other crazy stuff going on.

1 thing that I

bro, you feel what I'm saying, though, about that race shit? Oh, bro. It's done. No. I'm just saying, like, shut the fuck up.

It's done. Tell give me an example of where the fuck you you where where can you where are you blocked out of?

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Because I can name a bunch of places up until fucking 6 months ago when they stopped affirmative action that white people are blocked out of. Mhmm.

Nothing happened, bro. But, let let let's throw some more BS here because, it was going on Twitter.

I found this guy, Morgan 10 Tingley. Tingley. Let's read his tweet. Read read his tweet. You wanna read it?

The insanity of being a fire ecologist in the epicenter of a major fire event. Bags packed, ready to evacuate, watching active fire from my window while taking media requests and explaining to the public for the 100 thousandth time how climate change is largely responsible for this. You, sir, are a fucking idiot. They got no water. They got no staff.

They got no resources. They got fucking but but it's climate change.

Right. Climate change gets so people

now. These people want it to be climate change to push they would love their city to burn, to push their religion, which is climate.

Mhmm.

That's insane, dude.

Not the $17,000,000 that was cut out the budget. That had nothing to do with it.

Fucking the way they spend it, what's that gonna be? 1 fire truck? They're right. You know what I'm saying? Shit.

Like, 17,000,000 these fuckers in California have been milking their citizens. Look, dude. Here's the reality. People in California go with the flow people. That's why they fucking live there.

No 1 really gives a fuck. They're like, fuck it. I'll If you go to California and talk to someone about the taxes, you know what they say? They all say the same shit. Look around, dude.

Look at the weather. Mhmm. It's a weather tax. Fuck. This is beautiful.

I get it.

That's crazy.

Okay? But these people don't pay attention to how their money is mis appropriated and stolen from them. That's crazy, bro. Because they're they're they're just go with the flow type people, bro. They're like, fuck it.

I'll pay it. Look how beautiful it is. And I agree. California is a beautiful place. But fuck, dude.

These people have been stealing your money for years years years years years driving up the cost of property, driving up the cost of living, making it unaffordable to fucking even exist there unless you're making a $1,000,000 a year. You know what I mean? Bro, it's impossible, bro. People gotta fucking wake up, dude. Morgan.

No. He's never gonna

wake up. Let's play a game. Let's play a game. So on this fire stuff, you know, like I said, a lot of people been coming out talking about this. We're gonna play a little game.

It's called who said it. Okay? So we're gonna put a little tweet up and, I want you to figure out who said this. Okay? Here's here's here's the quote.

We sent over $250,000,000,000 to Ukraine, but we can't get enough water to fight fires in California. I pray for everyone's well-being during this time of difficulty. Who said that?

I mean, it's a rapper. It's I get a hint. Mhmm.

Yeah. It's a rapper.

What kind of rapper? Good 1 or a bad 1?

0, that's a tough question. Depends on who you at. I'll tell you. He's wearing he he probably would wear black air force ones.

50¢. Waka Faka Flame. Alright. Waka Faka. Waka Faka.

We had some good music back then.

That was a

good guess. That was a good that was a decent guess. That that was good. Yeah. Yeah.

He's been chiming. Waka says some real shit. Bro, he's been on the he's been on the right track. He's better than that Piles, dude. Yeah.

He's probably you probably are I don't imagine.

Piles. What the fuck's his name? Piles? Piles? That guy's a that guy's a fucking moron.

Man, allows no

Yeah. That that's it. I don't even know who the fuck that is, bro. I'm a smart That he is. He's a fucking

idiot. Yeah, man.

Bro, that guy should stick to whatever the fuck he does. I guess he's a rapper. Yeah. Or, hey. Go rap, maybe.

Yeah. I mean, he wouldn't he wouldn't get at that either. But, yeah, on top of that 250, Biden also just sent 500,000,000, man. Guys, pray for the people of California. Yeah.

I mean, it it's it's heavy out there. And, do the pigeons.

Bro, it's sad as fuck. Bro. It's sad, dude. California is so mismanaged, and it's finally come to a head where where it's, you know, it's ruining. Like, bro, you know how long it's gonna take to rebuild and fucking revegetate the the the area?

It's a fucking wasteland, bro. And and I don't know. There's it seems like there's more to it,

dude. Mhmm.

You know, Hollywood's been losing steam. Hollywood's been losing, clout and trust for so long, and people don't give a fuck about the movies they're making because they're making shitty movies now that are all bullshit. It's just interesting that now all of a sudden, this is all just going up and I don't know

what to think, real honest. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, jumping on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think.

I mean, look at

that guy, that firefighter, bro. He looks just fucking he's like He looks defeated. Yeah. What what the fuck can I even do? You can't do anything.

Sucks, dude.

Yeah, man. Hey, guys. Let us know down in the comments what you got.

This shoulda never happened. They should always be with the the climate and the fucking droughts and the and the way California is, how do they not have the best preparation for these types of things?

The thing. But, like, that's when when you start peeling back the shit, I mean, it's hard to say that it wasn't fucking intentional. You don't drain fucking reservoirs that fill up your fire.

Brother, I agree. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Again, you look at every

place intentional to me too. Bro, you And I hate to say that, but it just does. That's the truth.

Yeah. I mean, well, I'm not gonna say it's the truth, but It feels that way. It it makes too much fucking sense to not be that. You know? Like and that's been every fucking natural disaster this country's had to deal with.

Maui fires. Yeah. The shit in Nashville. Like, you look along the lines. You go back a couple of months, and there were some things that were, you know, done at those times that made no sense.

No big deal. Alright. You wanna save some fucking salmon. Cool. But then the oh, boom.

Oh, we're not prepared. That makes sense, man. Guys, let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get you our 3rd and final headline, guys. We got headline number 3.

Trump's got a new new, nickname from the, from the left. Oh, really? Yeah. Sure.

It's great. Yeah. Sure. It's hilarious.

They they called him everything. I mean, he's been called into everything. Hitler. Yeah. Nazi.

Misogynist. Yeah.

Rapist. Racist.

Uh-huh.

Fucking all the s. Got a new 1. All the isms. He's all of them.

Bro, it's amazing. I didn't realize this, but if you put an an I s t on the end of anything, it just sounds bad. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, chickenist.

Like, they've done it they've done it all. He's got a new nickname, bro, with all of his, his things. Did you say chickenist?

Zeeshan, does that sound bad? What is a chickenist?

I don't know. That's above my list.

Someone that loves chicken, or is that someone that hates chicken?

Well, a pianist. You know what

I'm saying? Are you are you exclusively chicken? Are you exclusively no chicken? You know what I'm saying?

I've never met a person who's no chicken at all.

That's what I'm saying. A pianist?

Yeah. But a pianist? A pianist. I'm a pianist. You're a pianist.

I'm a pianist.

I'm a pianist. Yep. Now does that mean all? Or like, no.

I don't know. In your case, it means all.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. Well, he's got a new nickname, with all of his new agendas he's been pushing out. Let's check his new nickname.

This is coming from NBC. This is good. Pressure on China and pure trolling. Why Trump is pushing an expansionist agenda. Now he's an expansionist.

What the fuck does that even mean?

That means he there this is they're gonna continue to call him Hitler, bro.

Is that what it is? Yeah. He's trying to expand his empire?

Yeah. Well, it's not that. It's it's that. Let's go go through the topic, and we'll talk about it.

Yeah, dude. It's get off

on some fucking tangent.

Yeah. NBC is wilding, bro. So let's check this article out. So in the final weeks before Donald Trump returns to the White House, the focus of his public remarks has not been about the confirmations of his cabinet picks or on key parts of his campaign agenda like mass deportation and oil prices. Instead, Trump, who has criticized US military involvement in other countries, is advocating for America to gain more global territory, including by force if necessary.

Call it his annexation agenda. In recent days, Trump has repeatedly pushed the idea that he will take over Greenland from Denmark, reclaim the Panama Canal, after the United States returned it to the Panamanian government decades ago and absorbed Canada into the United States. Trump said, he is keeping the option of using the military to gain control of Greenland and the Panama Canal on the table while saying he will exert economic force to pressure Canada to join the United States. He also said, he wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico and the Denali, North America's Tallaks Peaks. Now it's interesting.

Whatever. Okay. He's an expansionist. Got it. Now the Greenland situation, I looked a little bit more into this.

That's interesting, because also coming from NBC, they're saying this. Greenlanders are worried to find themselves on Trump's shopping list.

That's not true.

It's not true.

That's total bullshit. Bro.

Yeah. It's not true. And it's, like, I love how they paint this. Right? Like, as in, like, that's the majority.

Right? There's 56,000 people that live in fucking Greenland.

That's it. Yeah. Now by

the way, most of them wanna be a part of America.

Most of them do. Right. Because you know

what the alternative is for them? To be a part of Russia and China, and they know it. So this is a this is a highly misleading fucking headline. Bro. And what this really has to do with is natural resources and China, geographical And fucking That's correct.

Yeah. That's correct. And Russia has 60 icebreaking natural resource vessels. We have 2. Mhmm.

1 of them just burned down. Right. Okay? So what this is about is this is about the exploration and claiming of the natural resources that, exist north of the, of the border for us. Alright?

Because if we don't, they will, and that's what's happening. So it becomes a it's not, it's not like, hey. We wanna just have Canada, and we wanna have Greenland. That's not what it is, bro. What it is is we have to protect America and the people of Canada and Greenland from these other Yeah.

Places that are geographically on the other side of the world. So if you're in Greenland or you're in Canada, would you rather join the United States, or would you rather be a part of China Right. Or Russia? Because that's what

well, both Canada is pretty close to joining China.

Of course. I mean, they're but that's that's what this is about, bro. It's not just about they're painting it as Trump's a fucking landthirsty expansionist, like and and and, dude, there's another human being that lived that did these things that they'd said the

same thing about. Ain't that crazy? Well, let let I think it's also important to like you said, 56,000 citizens are in Greenland. But, like, they're not talking to anybody that are like, any actual Greenlanders. Right?

So I got a clip for you guys. This is an actual Greenlander. Let's check this out.

So, like, if you could tell Trump anything, what would it be?

Fios. Buy Greenland? Buy Greenland.

Why do you

want Trump to buy Greenland? Because we

don't wanna be colonized by Danish government anymore. We get rid of it every year about our minerals from Greenland. We are the richest nation in the world, and we don't get to use it. Denmark's using us too much.

Do you like America?

I love America. But people are too fun over there.

People are what? What do you say? Well, people are what?

But people are too fun over there.

Too fat? Too too friendly over there? I think he said too fat. Too fat?

But people are too fat over there.

He said fat. Them motherfuckers fat to me. Hey. What the fuck are you talking about, bro?

Right there, bro. Yeah. Fuck you, fat ass. No. He sent, Donald Trump Junior.

No. He sent Don Junior up there. And, bro, like, people we had a very good reception, bro.

Loved him. Yeah. You know? This look look, man. This is this is about setting up our side of the world, not Canada, not Greenland, but our side of the world, humans, to keep from becoming their side of the world.

That's what this is about. He look, dude. He's uniting the west. Well, fuck.

We pay for it already. Bro, no shit.

I mean, shit. But I do like that he's straight up, like did you see the fucking tweet that Elon said to fucking Trudeau? Is it where he's like, girl, he's girl. Yeah. You're not even the governor of of America anymore.

Bro, oh, man. That's great. This is what a time to be alive.

Dude, it's it's weird times. Yeah. It's weird and interesting times. I just wanna throw that in and see what you thought about that. Guys, let us know down in the comments.

I think Trump knows exactly what the fuck he's doing, and I do I I should let him do it. I think there's gonna be I'm just gonna say this on the show because I do wanna say this, but I think there's gonna be a major announcement about Ukraine in the next year or so that people are gonna get fucking pissed about.

Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Mhmm. Yeah. Mhmm.

There's there's They'll be there. Yeah. Yeah.

They'll be That's right. They'll have no choice. And that was the plan all along.

I agree. Yep. And people when it happens, people are gonna be like, what the fuck? Mhmm. And we

should say it. I mean Mark

it in history. You know, I think they're gonna name

it the new Israel. Israel will

be the new Ukraine. That's that's what I personally think. Speculation show. It is speculation, but you heard it here first. Yeah.

Guys

We'll see. We'll see. Yeah. We show some here. You'll see.

Guys, that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show as always, guys. We got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where we bring a headline in. We talk about it. You get 1 of those 2 options.

So with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, we're in love. So we implanted magnets under our skin that connect when we touch.

The fuck is wrong with you guys?

There should be a natural sort of, like, purge that people do stuff like this. They're just gone.

Bro, listen. I really think this. I really think what we should you see, you and I, we think alike. Alright? Zeeshan's fucking smart motherfucker.

Yeah. Minus a couple $1,000,000.

Uh-huh. It's okay. We're gonna get there. We're gonna get you there. I'm gonna get all you fuckers there.

So we're gonna have the best show in the fucking world because the people listen to the show are gonna make us number 1, and they're gonna make sure that Zeeshan's got a couple $1,000,000. Alright? Aren't you guys? Alright? So here's

Drop my GoFundMe for electricity also.

They're all gonna shop at your 7 o'clock. Yeah. So listen, bro. Here's the plan. Mhmm.

We give everybody an IQ test. Mhmm. Okay? And if you're below What's

the number? 70? If you're below 80 Oh, that's okay. Alright.

You go to California. Wait. Wait. It already happened.

They're already

there. Alright. Look. New plan.

Okay. New plan. Scratch that 1. Yeah. Fuck.

Greenland? No. We want Greenland. Greenland's coming. Canada?

And us. I don't know. But, anyway

Mhmm. Ukraine?

Oh. There we go. So we move them there before the other move.

Alright. Because you know

if you're doing that, they'd be pissed.

You know what, man? I think I'm just gonna move to Vale. Yeah. Bro, I was talking to to our buddy out there, Matt. Yeah.

Matt. Yeah. Yeah. Who who owns Mountain Standard Mhmm. Which, by the way, best clam chowder on earth.

I will never fucking ever come off of that statement. I mean Okay? It was pretty fucking good. He told me he's like he's like, so why are you going home? And I'm like, because I got shit to do.

He's like, you know, I came up here 17 years ago, man. I never went home. I'm like, I was like I was like, fuck. Bro, you were standing right there, and I was like the light went off in my head. I'm like, do I do I have to go home?

Fuck.

Yeah, man. It was good. It was a good time.

Bro. So I, you know, I just I just feel like he's got the right idea. Like, just stop giving a fuck, bro, and just go up there and enjoy your life.

Make the best fucking clam chowder.

Man, like, I'm trying to bring up all these young bucks, teach them all this shit.

They're putting magnets in your

just me fucking eating clam chowder, bro, minding my own business. I would too. I'd eat that every day.

Bro, it's some good shit. You well, you

I mean, we almost ate it. 3 bowls of it by the way. There. Ordered 3. Yeah.

2 bowl 2 bowls and then 1 with dinner. Mhmm.

And I believe it was good. And these

were not, like, massive bowls. No. I mean but if they were, I would still would've ate them. Yeah. They were amazing.

So, anyway, let's see what these fucking

geniuses did. This is from New York Post. They took their attraction to the next level. Body modification enthusiasts, Satan. What?

What? What do you picture? What do you picture? Yes. It is exactly that.

It's like 1

of the people with, like, the fucking tattooed lizard face and, like, fucking cuts in their tongue and shit. Oh, they're not that bad. No. No. No.

That's not that bad. It looks pretty normal comparatively.

Yeah. Alright. Let's hear it. Body modification enthusiast, Sadie Rendow and her fiance Hannah Hansman. It should be Hannah Hatman.

Oh, shit. Oh, that was good. No. That wasn't good.

That was good. That wasn't good. You told 30 jokes earlier in the show that were better than that. She her name's Hannah Hansman. Okay.

Keep going. She they took the next step, and

that was funny.

Who who did?

Zeeshan. I'm laughing because it's bad.

Yeah. Zeeshan hates you.

Okay. You took it to the next

wait till I tell the story of the intervention I had to have with you fucking guys. 1 day, I'm telling the story, bro.

It'll be there. Yeah. It's fine.

These fucking guys. I had to have an intervention in a fucking locker room. Pull pull them together and make sure they didn't kill each other. Listen. Russia, I'm Yeah.

Back on the magnets. Right?

India. India and Africa, they can have a great relationship moving forward.

Here it is. They took the next step in their commitment to each other by getting magnets implanted beneath their skin that connect when they touch. Mhmm. Yep. Where are the magnets?

Where are they? Does it say?

Oh, it says. There's a video too. Alright. Let's see. Here's the clips, man.

It it's not it's actually not that bad. Here's a clip. Check it out.

It's fucking weird, man.

Why not

just hold hands? That's what people that are attracted to each other, they hold hands. Hold hands. Yeah. Alright.

Whatever, man. Probably give him a job as a firefighter. Fuck. Qualifies him. Yeah.

I mean, you know, they can hold the hose better. Hold the hose better. It's only hose they're holding. Yeah. Yeah.

The entire entire department's got big hose. Yeah. Big hoses. Yeah. What are we giving this, man?

You know what, man? I'm all jokes aside, whatever whatever makes you happy, dude.

Yeah. I

don't give a fuck. Literally. I really don't. I don't give a fuck. As long as you're this is the whole thing.

Mhmm. I don't care as long as you're not hurting me or trying to take my fucking rights away. I don't care. Fuck whatever you wanna do unless they're kids. Mhmm.

Do do do whatever. I don't care. Yeah. But don't demand that you get to be CEO because you're fucking victimized of some sort. Like, motherfucker, you either are or you aren't.

You're good enough or you're not. And if you happen to be a body modification specialist and you're the best, most qualified person to be fucking the chief of fire department, cool. I don't care. But can we please get back to that shit? Mhmm.

That's all I'm saying. Hey.

You heard it here first, guys. Live, laugh, love. Guys? I ain't. I got I got nothing.

Yep. That that is all I got. That's all

I got too.

That's all I gave it all.

Alright, guys. Don't be a hoe.

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