Transcript of 824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

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What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcellin. This is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys.

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Show the show. Alright. What's up, dude? What's going on, man? Nothing, man.

Yeah. What's up with you? Alright. You know, just getting my shit stolen after

I steal it. Does that count as stealing?

I feel

like it should. Does that does that if somebody steals something from you Uh-huh. And then you steal it back Right. It's stealing. Cancel out that you stole it?

Yeah. I'm a victim now.

Okay. So now Yeah. Now I'm the criminal. Correct. But even though it was my shit.

Right. Got it. That is kinda how it works.

I mean, in today's world, it does.

Put that white man in jail. You know what I'm saying? Daniel Penney his ass.

Oh, shit, man. That's crazy. Yeah, man. Gotta have gotta

have some more diversity in general.

Hey. Listen. Equality. That's right. That's what it's for, man.

What's going on with you, man?

Oh, you know? Other than stealing shit. Yeah. Just stealing shit stealing shit. Guys, you know, I just wanna let you know we are going to be taking a week and a half break, for the holidays.

The guys here are gonna, you know, go do their thing, and we're gonna go do our things. And so I'm just letting you know be done. Yeah. We will be back at the beginning of the year next year, but, we got a lot of cool shit. I just wanna let you guys know just so you're not, like, wondering where the fuck we're going.

So these guys work hard. We're gonna give them the give them some time off.

So what's going on? Yeah, man. A lot of lot of shit, man. A lot of, interesting things is, is is normal. Yep.

It's like the new normal. The new well It is the

new normal. They promised that.

They did. But I thought this was interesting. You know, I always like to think, you know because we we have a age gap between you and I. Yep. And it's always funny that you talk about, you know, things coming back into play, you know, styles that you guys had coming back in.

You know what I'm saying?

1st of all, motherfucker. I ain't like I'm a 100.

That's it. I know you think

I know you feel that way because you think that, but, like, no. A 40 year old dudes ain't fucking

No. No. No. You're good, bro. No.

No. But it is a difference. You know? Different. I mean, it's a different class.

For sure.

Yeah. It's like senior citizen. You're not it's like Silver Sneakers Club, bro.

I got you. Oh, no, bro. Fuck, man. I'm getting, like, I'm not getting silver fox over here, bro. I got

the new balances on the way for you.

New balances are cool again. Dude, Rick Ross is but we're new New Balance. Whatever Rick Ross wearing, it's gonna be cool.

Yeah. I mean, that's a fair that's a fair argument.

New Balance has got a great brand strategy right now. Now. Yeah.

I I mean, they're good.

I wear New Balance. Yeah. New Balance. I'm cool. I wear some of them.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm a like, I

mean, like, I honestly thought about getting the, the gardener 2000. You know what I'm talking about? No.

Those are the those are that's not called the gardener. Those are called the, the barbecue 2,000. You do

both, though. Like, I mean Yeah. You could grill

all whites Yeah. With the high socks Yeah. You know, Sunday afternoon.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You cut the grass, go straight to grill.

Grass stain on the shoe at the grill. Correct.

Yes. That's the move. That's called patina. That's called that's called subdivision. That's called safe.

No, man. But, I mean, it's just always It's called safe. It's just always interesting, man.

You're not having a duck if you're wearing no shoes. You know what I'm saying? Like, you hear a gunshot in those shoes, and you know that it's not shoot it's like shooting at an animal or something. You're right.

Yeah. You know? Either you're hunting or it's 4th July. Yeah.

You don't

have to worry about it. You don't gotta you know, you wear

those shoes. You're not worried about nobody stealing your shit either. Nothing.

Yeah.

You're right. Yeah. You know what

I'm saying? It's like

a force field of safety.

Fucks with those guys, man. Like, you don't fuck, dude.

You don't fuck with those guys.

Yeah. I always

got big names. Tell you something. No. You do not fuck with dudes that wear shoes like that for this very simple reason. Because if they're gonna wear shoes like that, you know they don't give a fuck.

They they give 2 fuck. They'll fuck you up. They'll fucking put you in a hole with their grass stained New Balances on, bro. That's how they got the grass stains. That's what you don't know.

You think it's from cutting. Yeah. It's from cutting. That's the story.

Yeah. Right.

That's right. Cutting pieces.

You know, but it's just always interesting to kinda see the dynamics there. You know, stuff that was cool then, and, you know, now it's coming back into play. You know, but there are some things that this generation is doing. They're creating some they're pioneering, creating some new words, and it's causing some riffs in some places. So I I want to bring this in to check it out.

The this is in Iowa. So the headline is free speech organization torches Iowa classrooms banned words list. So this school had to create a list of words that are banned from being used in the school. Alright? And, so I just wanted to, you know, kinda go through these and see, you know, if you guys had any of these words or if this is true, like, a a true pioneering feat of humanity here.

Okay? So, yeah. It's it's causing some rifts. So like I said, free speech advocates, they're crying foul play here, saying the school is limiting the free speech of these kids, from these words that they are banning in the school. It's, let's check the list out.

Oh, and by the way, if you say any of these words in the school, it's a 30 minute detention. 30 minute? Per word. Oh, per word or per infraction here. So, you

can't say pimp? Diddy party. You can't say the pimp? You can't say pimp? What the fuck is that?

No pimp. That's my favorite words, bro.

Diddy party, diddler, oiled up, baby oil. What's that? Skibbity toilet. Skibbity? Yeah.

Skibbity toilet. Ohio. For some reason, I don't know. I don't know.

Say alpha, beta, omega, sigma. Can't say brain rot. You can't say the Rizzler. Bro, the Rizzler.

Bro, he's

That's a fucking great name.

It is. It is. Bro, the fucking Rizzler.

I'm getting that shit on my license plate. No. I'm getting the Frizzler. The Frizzler. Yeah.

That's all I'm getting.

There you go.

Shit. That's a

good 1. Can't say chat. Womp. Womp. Can't say gigachat.

No meow. That's gigachad. I think you

Yeah. Oh, no. That is yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Can't say racist comments in general. No racist comments.

Bro, we would be we would be expelled.

Oh, yeah. Can't even tell any racist jokes, bro.

How you go?

Can't say hauktua?

Can't can't can't talk or hak't. No rage quitting. No encouraging suicide.

That's probably that's probably a good idea. Okay. That 1 makes sense. Yeah. Drug references.

No drug rescue. No Nazi or holocaust references.

Mhmm.

Well, you know, my favorite, though, is at the bottom. No, LGBTQ. Your favorite is no fat jokes.

No fat

jokes. That's

my favorite 1.

Yeah. DJ found his safe space.

Sign me up. How do I roll?

God dang, man. Yeah. I mean, fuck. Like,

just don't don't be cool.

The the the the fucking Rizzler.

Bro, that is funny. I mean, the LGBTQ jokes are like I mean, who's running around saying saying jokes about gays? Yeah. I mean, nobody.

You know? Nobody's making any jokes about anybody. Yeah. I was saying

it's like, no. It's not like they're running around the hallways. Like, hey. What are you

Dressed as, like Yeah. Those things they're not. It's like what what are calling themselves fucking shit they're not. It's not like it's it's not like it's like, you know, it's not like it's the easiest fucking thing to make fun of ever in history. Fuck, dude.

Yeah. This joke this school is no fun. Bro. I wouldn't wanna go there, bro. You would come out of there with no sense of humor.

Sucks, man. Why you gotta ban all

this shit, bro? Just let people say what they're gonna say. If it ends up being stupid, it'll be stupid. They get made fun of, and they won't say it again.

Yeah. I mean, what was some stupid shit you said back in high school?

Oh, fuck. Call me. Yeah. Listen, man. I'll tell you this.

I don't think any of my teachers like me. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, they definitely didn't. Yeah.

I I talked way too much. Yeah. The curse word thing, that started back then. Yeah. That wasn't good.

Yeah. I mean, listen. I mean I would be I was known for cursing, like, on the football field. I would yell at all the time by the refs, by the fuck coaches.

Yeah. Like, I couldn't help it. I'm fucking sorry, man. Yeah. Yeah.

And a lot of this stuff didn't exist. We had different names for these things. Mhmm. I I like that pimp is making a comeback, though.

Yeah. Pimp Pimp's coming back. Yeah. Pimp's coming back. Sigma.

Sigma's a big 1. Sigma Skibbidi Toilet. What does Sigma mean now? Sigma is like, you know, like, you're that guy.

Oh, really? Yeah. It's like You're that dude?

You're him. You know?

To say you that dude. Sigma? That's that dude. Yeah.

Oh, that's that guy. Yeah.

Not that guy. That dude. That's that dude. Mhmm. Like, I would look at Joe over here and be like, that's that dude.

Oh, that's that dude.

Yeah. So you look at him, bro.

He's a dude. He's Sigma? Oh, yeah.

Another one's like He's got a fucking cool nickname, ice cream Joe. That's a fucking that that's a name that's a name that a straight killer would have. Yeah, bro. Probably have. You do got new balances, don't you?

I bet you do. Yeah. That's right. For special occasions for when he's gotta go to work. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, listen. I think I mean, okay. Like, the encouraging suicide. Okay.

Alright.

Like, yeah. I get that.

You know? Sure. You know? I you

know the 1 I don't like. No hot no Nazi shit. Like, what? Yeah. No racist comments.

Too fucking far. Like, too far.

No rage quitting? Yeah. That's too far. Rage quitting?

That's when you, like like, you lose. Like, let's say we're playing Call of Duty. Yeah. And I get pissed and quit, and you just fucking yeah. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

I would definitely violate that 1. Yeah. Yeah, man. How the fuck do you ban words?

That's what well, that's that's a legal thing, man. And so it's like, you know, the freedom of speech, that's not like, aged. You know, it doesn't it doesn't like, there's not a age requirement. I mean When

we were in school, bro, really, you could say anything you wanted, but and you could bully people like everybody bullied each other. That's how you that's kinda how you, the hierarchy formed. You know? Like, if you can't take the fucking bullying, then you're you know, you you gotta get tough Yeah. Mentally and and calloused.

And, you know, the words that we couldn't say were just like the curse words.

Mhmm.

Everything else, no 1 ever tried to tell us what

they're saying. 3 balls.

They but they would say, like, that's the dumbest shit I ever heard. Mhmm. Or, you know, that's not very classy or that's that's not how you wanna talk.

The standard would be set amongst the yeah. Yeah. That's not what it should be, man. That's how it should well, I mean, they're getting some heat. You know, they tried to protect themselves saying that, you know, the they made a statement.

The school district said, in a statement, quote, our goal is not to censor or stifle student speech, but to guide students toward language that fosters a positive and inclusive learning environment. That's a rural district, man. Like, it's weird. Like, yeah. I mean, I don't know.

Some of this shit's kinda stupid though, you know. But again, it'll weed itself out on its own. I don't know. Guys, tell us what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know.

With that being said, let's get into our headlines. Remember, if you wanna see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com. You guys can check all of this stuff out there for you. We link it for you. And so with that being said, let's check into our first headline.

Headline, number 1. This is, this is interesting. We talked about this. You know, Trump's not in office yet. He still has to get to inauguration.

But you've said multiple times. We talked about on the show that, like, they're going to make it very, very difficult for that transition. And, you know, here we are. 2nd week, 3rd week of December and, here it goes. So, check this headline out.

Democrats hastily trying to push through bill that would cost average couple $25,000 ahead of Trump's presidency. So there's this new bill, this omnibill that they're putting in. It's like 1300 pages or some shit like that, that they're trying to push in right now with a

lot of stuff tied into it.

And 1 of those things is this this this, measure of it. Senate Democrats are rushing to push through a Social Security reform bill ahead of Donald Trump taking office. And 1 group estimated would cost the average couple $25,000 in benefits. Now the Social Security Fairness Act would repeal 2 provisions that currently reduce payouts to public sector employees like cops, firefighters, teachers, and US postal workers. The committee for a responsible budget, a bipartisan think take argued this change would make social security insolvent 6 months earlier than current projections.

So as a result, we estimate a typical dual income couple retiring in advanced insolvency. So, you know, you got that. They're taking money. That's not the biggest thing. You know what the the other thing is included in this bill?

They're giving themselves raises.

So let's take 25 fucking grand from people who are already struggling to make ends meet. And let's give ourselves a fucking bro, every single 1 of these people should be in fucking jail. Yeah.

Dude, it's so crazy, man. And, like

It's not crazy, dude. It's tyrannical oppression financially. And this country, people always say, oh, we live in the freest country, in the best country, blah blah blah. No. The fuck we don't.

That's not real shit. That's a delusional fucking line that they tell us all growing up so that we won't question what's actually going on. When we pay upwards of 50, 60% of our taxes all in for our to live here, okay, that that is fucking wrong. The government is designed to protect us. The government is designed to protect this country and keep us safe, and, really, that's fucking it.

And it's become this all encompassing mammoth of an operation where we're supposed to work more of our lives for them than we work for our own families. That is not fucking free, dude. And so we need to quit saying, oh, we're so free. No. We're not.

We're financially oppressed slaves of this country. And until our taxes go down to a reasonable amount, like, 10% might be reasonable. Okay? I'm not talking, like, down 10%. I'm, like, talking 10% all in total.

And the government is built to operate on that 10%. Until we get to that, we can't talk about fucking freedom. Okay? Because we have families in this country who are suffering financially, really more than they have in the last 40 years, and these people wanna take more money from them. Yeah.

Like, dude, fuck all

of these people. Well, I think there's a, like I mean, like, listen. I don't it may not be a popular belief. Right? But, like, I mean, on just on a a pure business side.

Right? Like, let's say you have an employee. They do they don't even do the bare minimum. Right? Like, they're stealing a bunch of shit.

They're they're doing a bunch like, you don't give them a raise. No. You take away. You you you fire their ass

or you Or you fucking demodem. Or you demodem. You know what

I'm saying? You don't fuck like what No.

But what here's what they're thinking. They're thinking, well, shit. The cost of everything went up. Yeah. Everything's you know, that my salary that I fucking make didn't go as far.

No shit. It didn't go as far for everybody else either. Right. And you're not the priority. You're a fucking civil servant.

You are not the priority. The priority is the people. Like, dude, we need some real leadership, bro. I really, really, really hope that Trump and Elon and Rama Swamy and these guys, get this straight. I know Vivek agrees what I'm saying because I've talked to him about it.

But, like, bro, I really hope they go in and fix this because, dude, if they don't, it's just another failed for fucking years. Our biggest problem in this country is the financial oppression that comes from our tax system.

Yeah.

You wanna stimulate our economy. You wanna create an amazing country. You wanna create wealth, the opportunity for, you know, happiness and success and all the things that we're supposed to have here in this country, life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. You want that shit? You lower the taxes to a to a reasonable point, 10% all in, and you make the government operate within whatever that is.

You make everybody pay it. Poor people pay it. Rich people pay it. Companies pay it. Everybody pays the same.

You're all required to pay. If you don't pay, you can't vote, and we make some other rules about that. Whatever. I don't I haven't thought all the way through. But the point of the matter is is that until that happens, we are not free, and it needs to happen.

If you wanna fix shit, that will fix shit. That will fix almost everything, just that 1 thing. But we have so many blood sucking fucks in our government system and so many bureaucratic lazy fucks. When was the last time you went to a courthouse or a a fucking license bureau or someplace where you had to get something done and it was run efficiently. Right.

Where it was easy, and it was smooth, and it was fast. No. That's not what you get when you go into those places most of the time. You get some fat fuck sitting on their fucking ass, not doing shit, and acting like you're not even fucking there.

Right.

Like, you're just you're fucking inconveniencing them for whatever it is, and you gotta sit there for 2 hours while they fucking stuff their face with Doritos. Yeah. Like, bro, that's the shit we're dealing with. And then they have 4 people for that same job, and they're all sitting there talking. And then they put their little sign up that says, come back in an hour.

Right. No. Fuck you.

And don't you dare say shit to them or get mad

at me. Be there for 7 hours.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. Like, bro,

it's just it's the wrong culture. It needs to be fixed. It can all be done through blockchain technology. Every fucking license, every renewal. We need to eliminate 90% of the license you require anyway.

That's a whole another thing of freedom. But the point is is that all of this shit could be done with like, it's not our job as the taxpayers to provide security for this massive government of, of unnecessary fucking labor force. Yeah. Those people should be required like everybody else to go out and be productive, not sit on their fat fucking ass while you're trying to get something done, and they just fucking treat you like you're shit when you're paying for their salary, bro. Like, this has to be fixed, dude, or the country will never be fixed.

Well, on the other side of that that coin though, man, and, like, that's why this might be an unpopular belief. But, like, bro, like, if if if we had a very efficient government and we had I don't care if their salaries was a million.

I wouldn't care at that point because You wouldn't you wouldn't you you could do that because the mother there would be only fucking a 100 of them.

Well, that's what I'm saying. But, like like, if they were actually doing the job that they're supposed to be doing, I wouldn't care about this increase. Nobody would care because we'd be so happy about the the results of the fucking work there. You know what I'm saying? Like, the inputs should equal the output.

Imagine your business, like, losing you know, you got a $100,000,000 business, and it's losing fucking $10,000,000 a year, every year.

And you're giving people raises. It's wild.

Yeah. It's wild. You know, another big issue too that a lot of people and you kinda hit on it, man. But, like, the the it's it's not like, you know, people and and it's ignorance a lot of times because if people really truly knew, like, how deep and convoluted and departments within departments and subcommittees and all these fucking things that get these ridiculous budgets. Right?

And that's another big issue, man. Like, 1 of the things that they're also pumping into this bill, not sure if you saw this, but this continuing, resolution bill is gonna fund the state department agency, that was the pinnacle of all of the Twitter files that they said was not supposed to be happening no more. It was supposed to be going to the wayside. Yeah. They're getting a bump in pay, to the tune of about $75,000,000, which originally, it was 60,000,000, when the agency was first created.

Now they bumped it up by almost 15,000,000. But I mean, this is the 1 that Matt Taibbi who did all the the Twitter files reporting. Like, this is what the when you're talking about who was doing this shit, it came out of this direct agency. This was the link between social media and our government. The portal, all of that stuff was created through

this agency. Which is a violation of first amendment because through proxy, they were censoring. 100%. Yeah.

You know? And so it's like, you know, like, but, like, that's included in this bill. Right? The Global Engagement Center has been included in page 139 of the continuing resolution. And although it doesn't specify its budget allocation, a previous inspector general report shows the agency's 2020 budget totaled 75,000,000 of which 60,000,000 was appropriated by congress.

You know, so they they like, they keep putting this shit in, man. And it's just like, at what point, do we say stop? You know? And and and like I said, I mean, along the same lines as you, man, I just hope that when Elon and and and and Vivek get in there, bro, they fucking hammer all of this shit out. Yeah.

You know, like, then now the question is, like, I mean, there's gonna be a massive surplus of money. In that sense, where does that money go to? Does it start going to, you know, paying down the fucking debt? Like, I don't know. I'm not an economist.

I don't know how that shit works, but I mean, it needs to happen, bro. It needs to happen. Fucking bullshit. Jump in on this convo.

Yeah. And start being vocal about the real shit that we need to fix. Like, this you guys get distraught. Everybody in the country gets distracted through all these things, and they don't ever talk about the things that are very obvious. Like, why do none of these politicians talk about this tax?

Why do they not talk very few of them talk about it. You know why? Because that's how they make their fucking money. Yeah. That's how

they're able to pay their friends.

That's why they don't teach you about it in fucking high school, dude. They don't teach you about taxes. They don't teach you about personal finance because they don't want people to know how bad they're getting fucked.

Mhmm. You know, it's 1 of my favorite clips of, of Trump. I think it was during the Hillary debate in 2016. And, she was like, he doesn't pay his taxes and he uses a tax loophole. She's like, yeah.

The same ones that you and all your donors use. You know what I'm saying? Like they all use the same fucking shit. You know what I'm saying? It's like, I'm like, damn.

I I mean, I can respect you at least saying it. You know what I'm saying? But, like, if you don't understand this shit, you get taken advantage of. Even if even if

we were paying the exact amount now and this place looked like fucking Dubai, I don't think people would say shit. No. Cool. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. Give yourself a fucking raise. Cool.

It's not that, bro. People would be okay paying 50% of their fucking tax if when they walked outside, it was clean and nice and beautiful and safe, but it's not. Mhmm. And it's not even close to that.

No. Nowhere near it, man. Nowhere near it. But with that, let's go check some comments out, chat. Let's see what this, let's see what these comments look like.

The chat. Yeah. Let's go

to the to the chat. This first comment is from, a Christian kelly 9046. He says, was interviewing a guy for a job yesterday. In my office, I have a mini fridge full of first warm energy drinks. I kept, keep on deck for the crew.

Mid interview, the applicant stopped mid sentence when he noticed the fridge and said, don't be a hoe. Interview over, instantly hiding.

Short show. That's awesome. That's what's up. Fucking sick, man.

Yeah. That's great. That's great. What I mean, my question is, though, I mean, what flavors you got stocked in there? You know what I'm saying?

Because if you got some grape,

I might I might buy that. Man, I can't wait till the grape hits the market. We're gonna sell

the fuck out. So fucking good, man.

Bro, it

is good. I will fucking steal for it,

you know. I know. I'll steal it back. Right.

Let's check out this next 1. This next comment comes from, captain Philly 7816. He says, what's the difference between Andy and DJ and my dad? Andy and DJ came back.

Dude, I got a lot of messages about us taking time off. People were not happy about that.

Oh, yeah. I mean, but I think they were just as happy when they saw that we were not, like, in the Gulag. So that's good. Yeah.

Yeah. We're good, dude. It's just the end of the year, man. We're fucking we're we're busy for the projects we have going on next year.

Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people were happy, though, man. They're they're they're happy like this last comment. We got 1 more from Stewart.

What is this? Stuart Lamas 9813. He says, glad to see Andy is back to his full time job as a podcast. That's right.

That's right. I went out and tried to do real stuff and Yeah. You know, I didn't make a 1,000,000,000 in a week, so I gave that up. Back to podcasting. You know?

I tried to do all kinds of stuff last week.

Yeah. We should make a course on how to be a podcaster. Yeah.

Not a podcast. Well, I figured, you know, like, it took more than a week,

so Yeah.

It wasn't gonna work out.

Yeah. Now just version 3.0.0.5. I'm back.

I'm back. Fuck. I'm here.

Yeah. Yeah, man. Guys, we appreciate you, though, man. We appreciate you guys for being Real Ass fans. Keep liking, keep commenting, and, keep being dope.

Is dope on the band list?

Are you hiding the grape now? The grape? I want this tropical, well, see, here's the thing. Uh-huh.

I don't want you to have the grape. Well well, that's fucked up.

That I know. Listen. If you if you have more grape, you'll steal more shit. So I'm fucking trying to do this tropical here, and I'm just gonna keep that over

there. Okay.

The tropical lightning is fucking shit, dude.

Oh, it is great. Yeah. I think between like, it's like grape the scream of freedom, tropical light.

If you if you throw the tropic lightning on ice, like, in a drink, bro.

Mhmm. That's good. Oh, dude. I've had some 1 p bombs before.

You feel like yeah. Dude, that's what I'm saying.

You

feel like because, you know, I don't really drink that much. Right. But and I definitely don't drink fucking, like, this and alcohol. Yeah. Fuck fuck me up.

But, you find me in fucking jail for sure. You ever see might go to the group. Yeah. You ever see me you ever see me drinking fucking energy drinks and alcohol? Yeah.

Take me to fuck home. I got you. It's about to fucking happen. Let's go.

Yeah. Shit's about to We're about

to have a problem, dude, of some sort. But, anyway, you throw this on ice, dude, in a drink, it's fucking good. If you feel like you're drinking, It's just a it's a good drink. Mhmm.

Yeah. I love it, man. It's good shit, man. Well, guys, let's keep this cruise cruising. We got headlines.

Shit. So good. Number 2. This one's interesting, man. Let's go to Russia real quick for headline number 2.

Not sure if you guys saw this out there. I thought this was interesting. There's always something deeper going on too. But Ukraine kills Russian chemical weapons chief Igor Kirillov in Moscow. Do you see this?

No. So this is interesting. So a top general, a top Russian general, accused by Ukraine of being responsible for the use of chemical weapons against Ukrainian troops was assassinated in Moscow by Ukraine's SBU intelligence service on Tuesday morning in the most high profile killing of its kind. To the general Igor Kirillov, who was chief of Russia's nuclear biological and chemical protection troops, was killed outside an apartment building along with his assistant when a bomb hidden in an electric scooter went off, Russia's investigative committee, which probes serious crimes, said. An SBU source confirmed to Reuters that the Ukrainian intelligence agency had been behind hit.

Quote, the liquidation of the chief of the radiation and chemical protection troops of the Russian Federation is the work of the SBU, the source said. So this guy is right outside of his fucking apartment. Mom goes off on the scooter, kills him. Him and his assistant. Now, you know, Russia's intelligence is pretty good.

Like, they're pretty quick when it comes to that stuff. So they

got a guy. They have

a suspect detained in this. They, just announced today at the time of recording, that they had detained an Uzbek man who had confessed to planting and detonating a bomb which killed, the general, in Moscow. Here's a picture of of, of the guy. This is him. I'm admitting it.

Yeah. This guy did it? Yeah. Looks like they put a little beating on him.

Yeah. They always do. Yeah. They always do. Should have been worse.

But, you know, and then he directly said, that, he was he was, ordered to go to Moscow and carry out this assignment for Ukraine's intelligence services. So they have that. Now So

this guy's dead either way now.

Oh, I mean, he's fucked.

Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, he's he's fucked, You know?

You're a

dumb motherfucker. You know? You know, but but but there's always something deeper.

What do you think happens to these guys? You think they fucking play call of duty enough, and they're like, fuck. I wanna be a spy. And then they're like, fuck. Yeah.

I wanna blow. Like, they watch all these movies and shit, and then, like, then now they

end up like that. Yeah, bro. Listen. I've seen some pictures of shit of, like, what the Russians do.

Oh, they're gonna pull all his fucking fingernails and his toenails off. Bro, I've seen Hold on. I know what they're gonna do. Yeah. People don't understand.

They're gonna pull your fucking fingernails off pliers, each 1, 1 by 1. Then they're gonna fucking pull all your teeth out 1 by 1. Then they're gonna cut your tongue out. Then they're gonna cut your fucking fingers off. Then they're gonna cut your toes off.

Then they're gonna cut your dick off. That's what the fuck happens to these guys.

Bro, I've seen I've seen pictures, man. And, like, like, I mean, I'm talking about upside down stools, broomsticks going in places. Yes.

I mean, bro, there's worst shit

you could think of. It's ruthless.

Yeah.

It's ruthless, but it sets its own. It sets its own. You know what? It sets its own.

That's what we ought to be doing here to pedophiles. I will do it. So I'm the man for the job, broomsticks and all. Dude, you do all that shit and throw them in the wood chipper, bro. They'll be begging for the wood chipper.

It won't even be against their will. Yeah. Right. They'll be asking for it.

Good. No way. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen.

Set the tone. That's all I'm gonna say.

Set the tone. Nobody would be fucking with little kids anymore.

If they knew that that was a fucking punishment

They wouldn't do it? No. Well, I

mean, like, do you think the next Ukrainian spy, like, seeing this shit and knowing what's gonna happen? Like, how how eager is he gonna be to fucking roll a fucking motor scooter up? You know what I'm saying? But set the tone. But here's the thing, man.

Like, there's always something deeper. There's always something deeper. Always. And, you know, the initial thing that came out, like, going back to the original article, they were saying that Ukraine had accused this guy, this general, of using, chemical weapons on Ukrainian troops. Right?

That wasn't it. That wasn't it. You know you know the importance of this general here? This, Igor Krolov. You know why he was so important?

We have to go back to to to 2022. And we actually reported on this guy.

Is this when they blew him up or crashed his plane or something?

No. No. That was a different guy. Okay. But we we talked about this guy on a CTI back in 2022.

This general is the general who accused the United States and our Democrats of funneling profits from those secret, secret Ukrainian biolabs to fund their elections.

Remember this chart right here?

Yeah. Bro, that was him. That was the general. That general created this, and he's the 1 that blew the whistle and and and and and talked about all of this shit. And he just got assassinated right outside of his home by Ukrainian.

It ain't gonna stop what's gonna happen to these people. It's not gonna I mean Yeah. The the cabal here in the United States, they're fucking done.

No. I mean, like, I mean, like, I mean,

the the There will be a black swan event in the next fucking 30 days.

Yeah. I mean, dude, because I mean, everybody's talking about it, bro. Like, I mean, our good buddy, Sean Ryan, has a awesome podcast. Love Sean Ryan. He's Sean's the best.

He's fucking dope.

He he lit legitimately, people don't understand how good of

a dude that guy is. They see

him on the show, and he asked good questions, and he's a good guy, but, like, that's a good fucking dude. He's a solid dude. Yeah.

You know? But, you know, and and and he has, you know, connections and people and stuff. And I was like, you know, the 1 lady that he interviewed, I think she was a former CIA girl, woman, asset. But she I mean, like, she very clearly is like talking about this shit very openly. Like, and like the problem is nobody's listening to her.

You know what I'm saying? Like, and she has the fucking intel on this stuff and nobody's trying to take her serious. You know? But, like, I mean, it it it it's it's just so crazy to me. Like, I mean, just this I mean, even this system right right here, the optics of it.

You know what I'm saying? This guy blows the whistle, calls out Obama, Biden, Hillary, and, George Soros. I mean, because that was the whole funneling thing. Right?

That's the cabal. I mean, that's the fucking head of the snake. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? He calls him out, you know, and, like, give him some time. Now you're getting blown up by a fucking scooter right outside of a fucking apartment. You know what I'm saying? It's like

Yeah.

You know? But the the thing is, again, the shit's already out there Yeah. To your point. You know what I'm saying? So, like, that doesn't stop this like, the information has already been put out.

We know it. Yeah. You know? So, I mean, dude, it's it's it's just interesting times, man. It is interesting times.

I just thought that was so so crazy, man. Yeah. That is crazy, dude. But not really. Like

I mean, he's not the

only guy saying this. Yeah. He was just the first. Yeah. Like, he's because, I mean, he runs Russia's side.

You know

what I'm saying? Like, and he was he he put it out there. He's like, no. This is what's happening in Ukraine.

Well, and this is also why they don't let us see any of the communications that come

out of Russia. They don't let us see Putin talk. They don't let us see Kirillov talk. They don't fucking let us see it. Mm-mm.

Mm-mm. And it's for those reasons, man. This shit's wild. I mean, look, like, I mean, that this is the picture right outside of the apartment where it went off.

And, Damn, dude.

Yeah. I mean, it's just wild, bro. Wild stuff.

Look. There's his body. Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, it's just Bro, you ever look at you're you you like looking at dead bodies? I do too, man. Like, when I see pictures That's an answer. I mean, I don't I mean Oh, like the gory videos and shit? Like, you watch that shit, Joe?

I do too. I I see it.

What the fuck up? What what is that? It's not like I like it. It's just like I can't help. I can't Well, that's why

I'm about to say, like, I don't I'm not I don't think I would say I like it. Yeah. Like, it. Yeah, man. I mean, it's some crazy shit out there for sure.

Yeah, man. Guys, jumping on this convo. Let's show what you guys think down in the comments. Let's get to headline number 3. Yeah.

Now I gotta preface this. Alright? We're going to California, and we're gonna go to Cali.

Okay. Alright? Now now

I wanna say this before we even get into it, bro. I per I I believe we should just exile California, the entire state. We give people, like, a week to get out like the good ones. Let them out. And then just fucking, like, you know Now Blow the flot

California is such a beautiful out. Part of the country, bro. The reason that everybody goes there is because, like, the weather is perfect, dude. Mhmm. So, like, you get all the homeless people and you get all the the the, you know, the vagabonds and the drifters and because they can live year round and not be cold.

Right? And then and then on top of it, you get all these young people that think they're gonna be the next fucking, you know, Leonardo DiCaprio. And if you ask them, they're already there. You know? Everybody in LA's got a bullshit story about fucking what they're doing and where they are and who they know and what movie and production.

Exactly. It's like, dude, like, you spend, like, literally 2 weeks there, and you're like, what the fuck is this place? Yeah. It's full of fucking liars and bullshitters. Yeah.

And, and what I think is that we should reclaim California. I don't wanna give it to them. So let's take all those people. Mhmm. Okay?

The ones we don't want. Let's just throw them over the other side of the wall. You know what I'm saying? Fuck them. Fuck them, dude.

Like, they're fucking ruining the country. Yeah. I mean, they are.

They are.

If you don't pay taxes and you fucking are making the country worse, get the fuck out.

Mhmm. I'm with it. Look. Listen. I'm with it.

I mean, I I I haven't seen enough of I I've seen a little bit of California. I mean, I went to Sanofi.

Or we could pick a shitty state and send them there. Oh. You know what I'm saying? But I don't wanna say the the shitty state because it's likely not shitty now, and then people will be mad that we said it. But, I mean, there's some shitty states.

Yeah. I mean, I can name a few.

Yeah. But let's not. Don't name them? Well, if we send everybody to New Jersey, they'd all fit. We get most of the country to be ours.

They could all fit New Jersey. We'll build a wall. They got a little oceanfront, like, the worst 1 in the country. You know what I'm saying? Like That's nasty.

Can't let them have fucking California, bro. Cold. California is beautiful.

Yeah. Cali California is nice. It is what I

don't like about California, though? Like, I could never live there. Not like, let's just say it was, you know Safe. Culturally cool, and everything was good. New balances.

I couldn't, yeah, I couldn't fucking live there because by the time I wake up, the day's over on the fucking East Coast.

Yeah. I could

I can't do it.

You know

what I'm saying? Like, I'm not a early morning, like, right away, dude.

Yeah.

And I couldn't do it. I would I would

have 12. It's fucking yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I

would rather I would rather, be over here on the East Coast. You know? That way, when I wake up at my normal time, which is usually, you know, 8, which is late for business. Right? Yeah.

But, like, you know, if you wake up at 8 on the East Coast, it's 7 here, 6 mountain, 5 West Coast. So you get the whole day.

You know? That's real. Yeah.

It's real. Because California's fucking beautiful, bro. But, like, I couldn't do it because of the

time thing. There's just so many weird fucks, man. Yeah. And, like, I mean, that's why headline number 3 is. Gotta we're gonna go to San Francisco first.

Oh. San Francisco hires overweight fat activists to give guidance on weight stigma. Like, it doesn't shock me. I guess it pays to be fat.

Yeah. Or whatever. Are you trying to advocate? Are you gonna join are you, like, are you, like, fucking considering getting a new job here? I mean, fat what's weight stigma?

So let's dive into it. Yeah.

So an overweight fat activist, that's her definition, by the way. That's not, like, we're not like that.

Fat is not a fucking negative term. It is an objective fact. Subject it's a fact. Your fucking fat is not a fuck that's not like that's just a comment. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, you're fucking fat, bro. Yeah. Like, it's not like

I don't know. It's not an insult. Yeah. Unless you're you.

Unless you're the 1 getting it.

But she did

see I don't I don't call people fat to insult them. I call people fat as a statement of fucking fat. No. It's because you love me. Yeah.

But, I mean, you're not that fat. I'm talking about fat

fat fuckers. Yeah.

Big, big, big, big.

Yeah. Yeah.

Like, you're not big, big.

Yeah. No. I'm not like

You're mini big. I'm like, damn. Yeah. You know

what I'm saying? I'm like, damn. Alright. Come on, DJ. Yeah.

You're you're like you're like cuddly bear big. You they like you in jail. What what what the Yeah. You'd be the bear, wouldn't he? The cuddly, funny bear.

That's DJ. Yeah. Okay. What?

What? Is that gay? They loved me in jail. They would. Oh, fuck, man.

But yeah. So let's dive into this, man.

Until it was time to eat, you ate all their shit.

You go eat that cornbread. An overweight fat activist disclosed, that she has been hired by the city of San Francisco to provide guidance on the prevention of weight stigma. On Monday, Virgie Tovar reported to the news, to, her more than 82,000 followers on Instagram. So yeah. So this comes after California governor Gavin Newsom announced the state's own version of Doji, president-elect Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency, which is meant to eliminate wasteful government spending.

So he's gonna

do the opposite.

But, yeah, so Tovar, she's 42. She wrote in a post. She says, quote, I'm working with the team at the San Francisco Department of Public Health as a consultant on weight stigma and weight neutrality, she added. I'm unbelievably proud to serve the city I've called home for almost 20 years in this way. This consultancy is an absolute dream come true and it's my biggest hope and belief that Biggest hope.

Biggest hope.

No shit. Biggest hope,

and belief that weight neutrality will be the future of public health. So this this lady has a master's degree in sexuality studies from San Francisco State University. She's an activist who is dedicated to the fight against weight discrimination and dieting. So this is a fat sex expert. Yes.

K. And The Blaze reported that she's the author of several books such as You Have the Right to Remain Fat and The Radical Body Positivity for Girls of Color. Now wait. Wait. Wait.

Wait. Okay. Alright.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I'm about to fucking freak out over here.

I know you guys all everybody's listening and watching. They're like, alright. Here he comes.

I want you to I want I want you to dive in. I I wanna just I I want you to read this real quick. Okay?

You want me to read it? I want you to read it. Alright. Okay? Is it is it too hard for you to read?

Oh, this was, this was her talking about unrealistically thin beauty standards. Okay? This was an interview in 2017, that that that quote they're starting to go ahead. Okay.

I was born a fat person into a fat hating culture, she said. I made myself sick trying to lose weight. Even when I was trying my hardest, I wasn't anywhere near a weight where people would say I was normal. This work felt like the only way I could survive. I wasn't gonna live a life of shame anymore.

Mhmm. Yeah. K? I was born fat. I was born fucking fat too.

See, people don't oh, do you know a lot of people don't know? I used

to be fat as fuck.

Yeah. 350, bro. 350, bro. And not fucking, like, kind of fat, like

Mhmm.

And, she looks like she's about that too. She's about that same come on, bro. This is a sex ex there she is with a fucking corn dog. Why do they always have corn dogs?

Corn dogs, man. What is That

last woman that fucking attacked us, she was a corn dog eater too. Remember that? Now I will say You remember that? I do remember that.

I will say the breaded glizzies, they're not bad.

The breaded glizzie. That 1 looks like a real dick, bro. Like, it's got a little fucking tip on the top of it.

It does have a tip. It does. What the fuck?

Yep. Bro, how can you,

I don't know. Imagine living in California paying taxes and knowing that your taxes is going to this, to pay a consultant, to talk about being fat and having sex at the department of

public sex she thinks she actually gets?

Oh, man. Over or under? I mean,

I would say 0. Sorry, bro. Like Oh, man. You you become a sex expert by having sex.

Like, you know what

I'm saying? Like, you can't just read about it. Yeah. Like, you gotta practice your fucking day.

Practical education. You gotta Yeah.

It's like fucking sports. Like, if you don't practice it, you ain't gonna be no good. I just refuse to believe she's getting a lot of practice.

She could have some What you

got, Joe?

She looks like a oompa loompa that stayed in the factory too long.

Bro, she be eating all the fucking Willy Wonka's. Bro, Violet, you're turning violet. We're gonna get fucking we're she's gonna do some sort of thing on a

is that do is that her boyfriend?

Yeah. I think so. Oh, her husband. Maybe she is getting it.

Hey, man. Listen. Like, there there listen. There there are some dudes out there. Like, that's their style.

That's cool. It's I never understood that.

I you know, me as a big guy, you know, I can't do it because you're big.

You can't have big and big. We can't we both no. You gotta have big and little.

I I'm glad I always had friends that understood that.

That's what I'm saying, man.

Like Motherfucker, you look. You think I don't understand that you see pictures of me. You can't have big and big.

We both can't be sweat, big.

No. Yeah. You can't do it. No.

Big and big. Like, my sweat's gonna drop on you. Your sweat can't drop on me, bro. Like, no. Yeah.

It's gotta look.

Yeah. It don't work. It don't work. The fucking the the the, the physics.

Don't work. No. No. I will say this, though. You know?

Like, Alex, she's she's

Like, if you're like, if you if you got a big woman Uh-huh. And you're a big dude, you ain't gonna be able to

get in there. Yeah. You know, the only thing that's safe, though, I will say this, and maybe this is it. Like, I mean, like, from a bigger guy. Right?

Like, Alex steals my food all the time, and I fucking hate it. You know? Like, and I don't feel like I feel like, you know, like, you wouldn't I would a lot? Of my shit. Yeah.

Yeah. All

the time.

She's been. Yeah. I mean but that's what I'm saying. But, like, I feel like, you know, if I got what's over here,

I ain't gotta worry about her showing

my food. You know what I'm saying? Because, like, she's gonna order enough for her, and I'm gonna have mine. You know?

I I think Alex is doing you a favor by stealing some of your food, bro. I think you should be thankful. I'm just being real, bro. You're down you're down, like, £70. Like, that's a good thing.

She's just stealing your carrots. Yeah.

I'll tell you this. Yeah. I won't be paying this woman to tell me anything.

No, man. But it gets worse, bro. It gets worse in California. Okay? It's not just, you know, overweight fat sex activists.

Uh-huh. Okay? That California's doing. I want you to look at this headline. District attorney forced to refer to male rapist as sheher in California court.

It's insane. Bro, what the fuck is happening out there, man? That's what I'm saying. Like, she's annexing me.

The the the woke culture is done, and they're still trying to hang on

to it. Not realize that?

No. Because that's where it comes from. Yeah. That's where it comes from, bro. It comes from California.

Fuck, man. Everybody else is just like, fuck California. California, they keep doing California shit. Bro.

Yeah. No. I just don't get it, man. It's like, yeah. This is crazy.

Listen. A California A California district attorney along with other participants in the court including witnesses and victims are being forced to refer to a convicted male rapist using she and her pronouns. 51 year old Tremaine Carroll, a biological male that identifies as female and was incarcerated in a women's prison, has been charged for allegedly raping women in prison, and is facing charges including 2 felony counts of forcible rape and 1 count of dissuading a victim a witness. Excuse me. He was removed from the Whitman, women's estate.

But during a pre preliminary hearing, Carroll asked his attorney to require the prosecutor to refer to him by his preferred pronouns of she, her.

I I think I think the people who allow biological men to go into women's prison should go into the opposite prison of what they are as well and have to live for, like, a year. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, if you think it's a good idea to put a biological man in with women because he's gonna tell you he's a woman, you're a fucking idiot, and you're you're a you're a danger to society. And those women were raped be and it doesn't matter if they're criminals.

No. This is Yeah. This is not right.

No. It's not right. Those women were raped because people wanted to seem virtuous on the outside of the fucking prison, and that is fucking wrong. You know what I'm saying? It's fucked up.

Because someone wants to say, I'm open minded and I'm virtuous and I'm on this team. Women are facing life ruining, life altering traumatic events. And these people go home and think they're good people.

They're no. I mean, to be fair, I'm sure dudes get raped in prison too. Right? Like Yeah. But it's by other dudes.

Like You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. That's that's kinda like the prison fucking hierarchy. Like, if you don't wanna get raped, don't fuck around.

Yeah.

And or learn how to fight or whatever you gotta do. I mean and men kinda understand the hierarchy of primal fucking control. Right. You know, like, at least men of my age do. You you know?

Like, like, if I go in there and, you know, I don't fucking fight and I don't fucking handle shit and I don't treat people right politically, I you you probably gonna get fucked up. Mhmm. You know? Keep your fucking mouth shut. Keep your eyes down.

Stay to yourself. Stick up for yourself. It's pretty fucking simple.

Don't drop the soap.

Yeah. Don't be in there for molesting kids.

Yeah. I mean, all all that. Yeah. You know? But I mean, listen.

I mean, it's it's just crazy, man. That's why that's why I was saying just index the whole state, bro. I know it's beautiful and all. But I mean, if we can get them all to New Jersey, then Bro,

the thing is, brother, is, like, most of the people in California aren't with this shit either, man. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, I the other

thing that it's like because, like, we went out there.

We're I I think they're cheating the elections just like they they cheated the election in 2020. I think they've been doing that in California for a long time.

Yeah. It's just like because, like, nobody's with it. You you you go poll people in the streets. They're like,

this is fucking stupid. You know

what I'm saying? But then it's like but then, like, why is this so common out here, though? You know? Because, I mean, we got plenty of listeners on the show from California. Oh, like, yeah.

No. Dude, we're normal. Right? Mike Taylor, who fucking awesome dude. He's from Cali.

You know? I don't know if he likes, breaded glizzies, but, it's just weird, man. I don't know. Guys, jump in on this convo. Tell us what you guys think, down in the comments.

With that being said, let's get to our 3rd or let's get to our final segment. Sorry. We got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's why we bring a headline in. We talk about it.

It'll get 1 of those 2 options. This one's interesting. Not not really sure. We ain't got bears today. No bears.

No bears. Squirrels. No squirrels? Dude, I had a raccoon this morning. Really?

I think it was, like, had rabies or some shit. Like, outside my house, like What's it doing? Walking on the sidewalk.

So what made you think

it had rabies? The eyes were kinda blue. What does that mean? I don't know. Like, I

mean, it was just a good looking raccoon. But in the morning, aren't

they supposed to be, like, moving around at night and shit? I mean, yeah. But you I've seen him

during the day. Yeah. It was it was acting fucked up, though. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, it

just stole some. Yeah. Like, it needed 1st form energy.

You know what I'm saying? Like,

that was terrible. That was pretty bad.

Why don't you give it your best shot? Let's do this again. I don't know if

I could recover from that.

Hold on. Yes. We're not gonna let you do that. So it's your time to do the ad. Do the ad.

You know, that raccoon, I

should be keeping with that. Motherfucker, do it. We we need a we some product placement. You gotta plug. See what you got.

You know, I I was thinking about that raccoon, man. You know? And I'm like, man, this raccoon would have been just fine if it had some screaming freedom. Not an ad. That's it?

That's all I got, man.

For real? That's all you got? What you got, man?

You guys on me? Man, I

was you know, I looked outside today, and I saw this raccoon. And he he looked a little crazy, but I think he was just thirsty.

Mhmm. And

so I happened to be drinking 1 of these amazing first form energy drinks, best energy drink in the history of Earth. And I took a little dropper, and I got some out of there because he looked thirsty. Yeah. And I put it, and he drank it up, bro. And that raccoon, he fucking and I am not bullshitting you.

He fucking started to fucking fly, and he flew away. Yeah. And then he waved at me when he was going by. He said, thanks for the first form energy, Andy. Yeah.

And I said, you're welcome, buddy. Mhmm.

I had a good So

get yourself some of this, bro, because I'm a tell you right now. It's gonna turn your day around. Yeah. So, yeah, how about something like that? That

was good. Let me try. I I had a raccoon this morning, and I was drinking the grape 1. The motherfucker stole it. The coon stole my grape, and it oh, dude.

Yes. Like that. That was good.

That was a lot better than this. Motherfucker story.

That was good. That's what we'll talk about. That was actually better than mine.

Yeah. We got squirrels, man. See? Yeah. We got squirrels for the thumbs up, man.

Let's check this out. California back to California. Actually, we didn't we didn't leave. There's weird shit. So even the squirrels are realizing, that they are no longer vegans, and vegans are not good for you.

California squirrels are eating another rodent for the first time. New study finds squirrels are no longer vegan in California. So we got, like, zombie squirrels apparently. So traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks with nuts. Oh, wow.

I know a few of those. Bro, CNN, what the fuck y'all doing, bro? Hey. Woah. Hey.

What? No. Traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks. With nuts. What the fuck?

Oh, CNN. Look. You're coming in hot. Squirrels can be carnivorous through, the recorded instances of the rodent hunting and killing other live vertebrates are rare with few species known to have done so, now scientists have found unprecedented evidence of another type of squirrel exhibiting carnivorous behaviors including hunting, killing, and eating voles, according to a new study. The research published Wednesday in the Journal of Ethology as part of a long term behavioral ecology of California ground squirrels project at Briones Regional Park in Contra Costa County.

Shit. Say that 5 times fast. The project examines how California ground squirrels native to the state's grasslands adapt their behavior in response to environmental changes. In this case, an increase in the local vole population. So these squirrels are now going around and hunting and killing

Dude, that looks like a different kind of squirrel.

It looks it looks like a vegan squirrel

looks like a fucking mongoose squirrel. Needing protein is what it looks like. Shit, man. That don't look like a squirrel from here.

No. No. No. Our squirrel our squirrels we got some fucked up squirrels some places too, though.

No, bro. Our squirrels are much bigger than that. Yeah. And, like, they that 1 looks like like that that looks like a fucking rabies squirrel or

something. Does.

That does not look like a real squirrel from here. Yeah. It's a squirrel, bro. Yeah. He's eating some meat.

Yeah. You tired of them nuts?

His cheeks.

He went for the whole meat. Yeah, bro.

They're but they're, like, hunting them and shit. Like like, they developed a whole different fucking, you know, way of life now, man. It's just it's weird. It's California. Yeah.

They even got normal fucking squirrels out there. Man, everything's weird in California.

Bro. It really is. Do you remember that lady that was hula hooping? Dude, no. She was whipping herself with a whip.

Yeah. That's right. That's right.

Yeah. She's swinging a whip around and fucking and whipping herself. It's weird. On the fucking side of the street. Just give it here.

I'll do it, bro. Remember all I'll show you

how it's done.

Remember all those fucking trailers and camp camps and all that shit? Like, bro.

Tents and the fucking Starbucks cups. Yeah. Shit on the sidewalk. Yeah. Yeah.

It's fucking California, man. I don't know, man.

Bro, we rented that nice ass house. Mhmm. And, like, you walk outside the house, and the the fucking whole street was littered. Mhmm. You know what I'm saying?

Like, people it's weird how people think, like, oh, I'm in California, and, like, they think they're at the cutting edge. It's like, yeah. No shit. Nobody else wants to be there. Yeah.

Nobody. You know? Like, saying you're from California is not a fucking brag anymore. No. It's like it's like you can't afford to leave there.

You know? Sorry, California people, but

I feel like most of the good ones have left. Maybe. I I I don't know.

I think they cheat their elections. I think most people in California aren't like

Mhmm.

The shit. I think most of them hate Newsom. Mhmm. And I think they all just think, like, oh, well, everybody else here votes for this shit. So what difference does it make?

We're they're gonna be we're gonna be this way no matter what. So they don't get good voter turnout. And if they do, the election's probably fudged. But I mean, dude, like, I know I know, you know, all kinds of people of California and people that don't even agree with me on everything at all, and they don't like this this the shit out there. So I don't know.

Yeah, man. What we got on these, meat

eating squirrels? Meat eating

meat eating squirrels. No longer stuffing their cheeks with nuts. It'd be cool to see, kinda. I kinda wanna

see it. I give it a thumbs up. Yeah. You know? Adapting.

Yeah. Protein's good. Gotta do what

you gotta do. Protein's good for you. Yeah. Meat protein. I mean,

I'm down. You know, whatever, man.

Alright, man. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.

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