Transcript of 820. Andy & DJ CTI: Biden Pardons Hunter, Trump Selects Kash Patel & South Korea President Declares Martial Law

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Counted millions in a cold bed, bitch. Booted swole. Got them on bank row. Can't fold. That's a no head

What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcella, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, just gonna get right into it. Sorry for the delay in shows this week.

DJ fucked it all up. That's what the problem was. But anyway, what's going on? K.

Damn it, man. What's going on?

Real real talk. DJ didn't mess it up. It was me.

No. It's fine. I'll take it. No. It's alright.

I'll put it on my back. I gotcha.

No, bro. Like, I've not been feeling good. I've been tired. Had a lot of shit going on. It is what it is.

I'm not a professional podcaster. True. I'm an amateur podcaster.

We are amateurs, and we're comedian amateurs, but you have businesses to run, man. You got other shit going on. Yep. You know, a lot of stuff. Now I do wanna I feel like we do need to address something, that is, I'm a be honest, and it's gonna bother me.

Yeah. What's that? Well, so, you know, I, I spent my day tapping into, you know, 1 of my sides. Uh-huh. And I was able to find this.

This is a, for those of you on audio, this is an OG Grape Smash.

Where did you find that?

I can't I'm not gonna tell you. I stole it. Happened from where? From where? I stole it.

I've been trying

you must be a better stealer than me.

Well, so, you know, I got this. I'm like, you know, we're gonna you know, little DJ pride today, put the grape out on the table, and then I noticed you have the black can. That's right.

And now because I'm always out blacking you, baby. See that?

We gotta talk about it. We all know who the Weird, Tatum. We all know who we all know

who the blacker host is.

Know what I went through to get this fucking well. Bro. You know? It's like you just show up with the black cans. That's right.

Hey. Just put on the Tatum. They're the same size, though. Yeah.

That's XL, baby.

Bro, that's I haven't tried that flavor, though. I haven't tried that flavor.

It's mystery flavor. Yeah.

I I heard it's good, though. Yeah. It is good. Yeah.

I like the grape the best, though.

Grape is OG. That bro, when I tell you what I had to go through to get this, I'm not gonna tell you. But if I did tell you, you They involve a boat? Be like, holy holy shit. Alright.

Welcome back. Pay the fee, guys.

Yeah. Yeah. Don't forget to pay the fee. Yep. Don't be a hoe.

Share the show, man. Alright. Yeah. We got a lot to cover today. We do.

Got a lot to cover, man. Let's get into it. I I wanted to bring this up. I just thought this was, you know, funny. You know, people are always trying to figure out ways to reinvent the wheel, do shit easier.

And for, you know, a man of 0 compromises, I wanted to get your top your your your your take on this. Get your thoughts. Human washing machine uses AI to hose down your filthy body because people are now too lazy to shower. What?

Okay. Yeah. No. Continue?

Yeah. That's it.

Oh, that's it?

I don't I

don't get it.

Yeah. There's a you thought the Japanese toilet was advanced. Japanese shower head firm, Science Co, has put the pod in Tide Pod after inventing an AI powered washing machine of the future that is purported to give people the ultimate bath. Quote, we're about 70% there, said company chairman, Yasasuki Yasawa, while discussing the, when the device will be available at a lecture at the Osaka Healthcare Pavilion in late October. It's, dubbed the Mirai Ningen Sentokuki.

The cutting edge shower capsule is completely enclosed like a hygiene based cryogenic chamber and takes just 15 minutes to wash and dry the user.

15 minutes. That's 3 minute that's fucking 3 times as fast as I could take shower now.

Yeah. I don't take long showers.

No. I get in there. I fucking hit the butt crack, hit the weener area, and then the armpits. Gotta spread the cheeks. Yeah.

Throw yeah. That's right, dude.

That's my question. Does this thing spread the cheeks for you? Like, does it get in the crevice? It looks like it might.

Like, what if it's sitting on that thing? Oh, is that the whole pod? That's the whole pod. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

No. I don't

think it does. Yeah. That's the whole pod.

And So you're telling me that this is better? Is that origami? You got origami over there? I'm an origami fan. What'd you what'd you make?

Sorry for the interruption, folks. What'd you make there, buddy?

So everybody was making paper airplanes here.

Would you make a goose?

No. It's says crane.

Oh, crane.

But I thought making a plane would be too too stereotypical for me.

Making a plane would be too stereotypical? Yeah.

Yeah. Exactly. So I opted for something different.

Yeah. Something a little less Yeah. Threatening?

Yeah. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, that's beautiful.

I had 2 water bottles here. I moved 1 just to be safer.

Yeah. So you didn't

Yeah.

Draw any Yeah.

Yeah.

I got it.

No conspiracies here.

Yeah. So, anyhow, very nice.

Bro, that's fucked.

What? I don't even get it. Anyway, so you're telling me that this is a solution to something that already isn't a problem. Right. Right?

Right.

And you could sit in this and get your butt Bro,

have you do you remember that fucking hotel we stayed at in Boston when we went across from Boston Commons, the fucking 4 seasons?

Yeah. It had the bidet? Yeah. The that crazy toilet. Mhmm.

Did you use it? I didn't use it. No. I didn't have 1.

0, you didn't have 1 of those? No. You're lying. Yeah. You did.

No. I didn't. No. I didn't. All the rooms have them.

Nuh-uh. No. Oh, just the fucking just the pimp shit. Just the pimp rooms?

I mean, my room was fucking nice.

Yeah. But it

was just like the entourage.

It didn't have the fucking butt squirter? I wish.

Yeah. I've never tried 1, actually.

Well, bro, they got heated, heated seats. Mhmm. You know? But the problem is the heated seats is, like, when you fucking do your business in there, it smells way worse. Yeah.

It makes it like cook or something. It ain't right. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, toilets are pretty simple, man.

I ain't just dig a hole and make the shit go away. Yeah. You know? I don't know why why you would spend all this money trying to develop something that is more difficult to use than an actual shower. I mean, it's very simple.

It's a simple process. You get in and this takes longer. Like, okay. Now if it was like listen. I'm a like, you get in this thing.

You it'll spread your cheeks in a clean gym, like, fucking 60 seconds.

That'd be different. That'd be different. That'd be different. Like some Jetsons

shit. Yeah. You know? But, like yeah.

I don't know. What is it with people that don't fucking like to take showers? What is that?

Bro, it's nasty. It's nasty. Yeah. Now

Yeah. Do Japanese people take less showers or something? I I always thought Japanese people were, like, pretty clean. They're pretty clean. Yeah.

I mean, every Ridiculous type people.

They got the 1 toilets where, like, the public toilets, the fucking paper, like, automates it, like, generates it. Yeah. It gives you a new piece of paper every time.

But, maybe they're just tired of all these dirty Americans. That's what it is. Fucking filthy Americans. They won't even take a shower. Let's put them in the cell.

Yeah. But I don't know.

I just thought it was interesting, you know, the shit people come up with, man. I don't know. Guys, tell us what you guys think. Let us know down in the comments. With that being said How

the fuck you could be too lazy to take

a shower? Oh, I mean, listen.

I know there's people like that. There's people out there, bro. Yeah. There are people Same people that are like, oh, man. That guy's only successful because

he got lucky. Well, you need

to get lucky and find your way to a fucking shower, buddy. It'd be a good good place to start. Yeah. You ever notice, like, their hair? It's, like, gets all fucking matted together and shit.

And these these aren't, like, homeless people. These are, like Oh, just regular people. Showers.

No. There's, like, a certain

Fucking take 1.

Musk. Like, come on. Yeah. Alright. I had a guy like, I used to work with a guy like that.

He he didn't believe in it. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But, like, in, like, in, like, over time, like, you know, how he says it is, like, he creates his own, like, natural deodorant and all that. And he needs

Is that me? No. No. No. I don't wear deodorant.

No.

I worked at the summer camp.

Oh. And, I don't wear deodorant because I want my musk to be everywhere.

I mean, I get it.

It's like marking a tree.

I I just marked the tree. Yeah. Yeah. I do it in my armpits. Yeah.

I mean Alright. Is that weird?

Is that weird?

I thought it'd be you know, it's peculiar.

Okay. That's what I'm Not all the way to weird, though?

Yeah. No. I I would say all the way there. I I've seen worse.

Yeah. Mhmm. Smell worse too?

Yeah. Mhmm. Alright. Well, let's get into it, man. We got some business to handle.

Guys, remember, if you wanna see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andy .com. You guys can find the call link there for you. With that being said, headline, numero uno. Big talk. Gotta talk about it.

What's that? Joe. Joe Biden? Oh, yeah, man. What's he doing?

Yeah. He issued a full pardon. Unconditional pardon. Oh, yeah.

Fuck. We haven't done a show in a couple days.

Bro, it's been a minute. Yeah. We gotta cover it because there's

some updates here. People are getting mad at me about this. They're like, what? Where's the show? I wanna hear what you said about Hunter Biden.

Yeah. He's just we're actually waiting for Biden to pardon us as well. Yeah. Before we comment. That's what it is.

Yeah. Biden Yeah. Biden issues a full and unconditional pardon of his son, Hunter Biden. So, yeah, full and unconditional pardon of his son. He released that on Sunday night after repeatedly insisting he would not do so, using the power of his office to wave aside years of legal troubles, including a federal conviction for illegally buying a gun and for tax evasion.

In a statement issued by the White House, mister Biden said he had decided to issue the executive grant of clemency for his son, quote, for those offenses against the United States, which he has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 1, 2014 through December 1, 2024. He, continues saying quote, the charges in his cases came about only after several of my political opponents in congress instigated them to attack me and oppose my election, mister Biden said in a statement. Quote, no reasonable person who looks at the facts of Hunter's cases can reach any other conclusion then Hunter was singled out only because he is my son. And that is wrong. Yeah.

Not because of

the crack rocks he was snorting. Or the 10 plus years of corruption and taking money from foreign interest groups on behalf of your dad, splitting the money, taking pay for play, you know, making decisions and policy decisions that are not in the favor of American citizens for money, you know, pretty much being a complete and total traitor to the country. Yeah. None of that. Now well,

I mean, here's the interesting thing. Right?

And I wanna think about it. I want everybody to think about this. Think how big of a piece of shit human being you have to be. Really think about this. Okay?

Because, like, yes, I'm a very patriotic person. And, yes, I know everybody doesn't have the same, I don't know, country first attitude that I sort of have or that a lot of us have. Right? Not everybody's on the same page. But this motherfucker's the president and the president's son.

So, I mean, we should assume that they have that same love for country.

Mhmm. Yes? No? You would you would want to.

Okay. Yeah. Right? And you're willing to leverage your position of power to make decisions that go against your countrymen and your citizens for money. Think about that.

You're willing to take money from other countries and then make decisions that hurt your own fucking people. Okay? That is the this is why they hang traders. Yep. It is the worst possible level of scumminess that I think anybody could have.

Yeah. You know, it's 1 thing to do things that are gonna, like, fuck your shit up. You know what I'm saying? Or or whatever, like Make

a deal with the devil. It's on you for these consequences. Correct.

Yeah. Okay. But when it literally affects 350 fucking 1000000 people in this country, whatever it is now, think of that. Mhmm. You know what I mean?

It's fucked up, man. It's fucked dude, when I saw this, I was just like, alright. Well, I mean, this is why we say nothing fucking happens to these people. Right? Because, like, they either, you know, they either write the law that excuses them or, you know, makes it legal for them to do insider trading, for example, or whatever the case is.

They just fucking pardon themselves. Like, you know, so I mean, I don't know if this is the first of many that's been a talk of the town. People are like, oh, who's next? Is he gonna pardon, you know, this person?

Well, now they're asking for pardons for everybody.

Right. Did you see that? I saw that. Yeah. I saw that.

And so, I mean, it's interesting. Now

Why? If they weren't doing anything wrong, what the fuck do they need pardons for?

Preemptive pardons. For what? You haven't even been fucking charged. Being a fucking traitor. You know what I'm saying?

They know it's coming. Yeah. You know, now now with this There

should be no pardons for that kind of crime.

I I don't think you should be able to pardon treason. I agree.

Or it's just a 100%.

Which is what sedition is what these people are guilty of because it's they're all conspiring together. It's sedition. I think I think that should be a a crime that is Yeah. Not pardonable. I agree.

You know? But an interesting update here. I mean, this is a new line of the narrative that's coming out now. And obviously we'll get to some of these reactions from people. But apparently now it raises a new question about the 5th Amendment loophole.

Right? So 5th Amendment, that's the right that we have to not incriminate ourselves. Right? People say I plead the 5th. Right?

You know, there are still people that were involved in these crimes that this dude committed. Right? Joe Biden being 1 of them, but there's presidential immunity. But Joe Biden's brother, Joe Biden's fucking, daughter, I believe, there's there's a few of them that are all entangled in this business. Could Hunter Biden technically testify against them because he's, you know, safe from prosecution and throw them out because we have friends in these places.

Right? And I have somebody that's telling me, that the word around the house was that Hunter Biden basically forced Joe Biden to pardon him under threat of releasing all of this shit and just coming out and saying, hey.

No shit.

This is what the fuck happened. So I mean, again, that's guys that are in that would know. You know what I mean? That are in those fucking hallways. Yeah.

I'll I'll just say that. So it's interesting. I don't know. I think, you know, it's interesting. Now 1 thing that pisses me off though is the reaction from the left and how they're kinda like, they don't really know what to do about this.

You see some idiots like this, way to go, Joe. Democrat representative Crockett congratulates Biden for pardoning Sun. Let's check this video out.

Pardon. Well, I won't pretend to speak for the entire caucus, but I will say, way to go, Joe. Let me be the first 1 to congratulate the president for deciding to do this because at the end of the day, we know that we have a 34 count convicted felon that is about to walk into the White House. So for anyone that wants to clutch their pearls now because he decided that he was going to pardon his son, I would say take a look in the mirror, because we also know that when it comes to this cabinet, this cabinet has more people accused of sexual assault than any incoming cabinet probably ever in the history of America. So we are living in unprecedented times, and we know that this was completely political as someone who serves on the oversight committee.

This was gangsmanship, the entire time. And we know that this investigation had been taking place for 5 or 6 years. We know that Hunter had accepted responsibility, and it was the oversight committee that was pushing to try to say, no. It wasn't enough. And, ultimately, the judge decided to reject the plea.

And so considering everything that took place and considering where we are in this country, I say way to go, Joe. Well, can I ask a question?

And it looks like your seatmates behind you think that this is very unprecedented to have someone be on television while they're boarding the plane. But we have talked a lot on with you on MSNBC programs about the way that African Americans and Latinos are often brought up in the drug trade and results in criminal convictions. Do you think, going forward, that this is an opportunity for the president to use his clemency power more broadly? I'm certainly given the kind of criticism he's likely to face over this, but to expand the array of individuals who are also offered clemency as his term winds down.

So thank you so much for the question, because I actually have a letter that, I am actually about to really push out a lot more widely. This letter is to actually work on the disparities that we've seen specifically for, crack cocaine. It is a conversation that I started with the attorney general before the election. It was something that I wanted to do in the lame duck, no matter who won the presidency. And so we know that there are people that are still sitting in custody in the federal government, federal prisons because they were charged with crack cases years years before the law ever changed.

And even when the law changed under Obama, it still was a 18 to 1 disparity. It is time for those people that have been sitting there and have had this disparity held over their heads, and it's been nothing but racism, that has driven it, it's time for them to go ahead and have their sentences recalculated. And, we have the numbers. We know the percentages of people of color. We know the percentages of people that would get out.

And so I'm hoping that the president, takes us up on it. Alright. Thank you so

First of all, clean your fucking phone. Your phone's dirty.

Not only that. Yes. She looks like she's talking with a bunch of shit

in her mouth. Yeah. Bullshit. Yeah. No shit.

I just love the story here. Right? Like, you got Joe Biden, 1994 crime bill, locks up all of these fucking people. Right? And I mean, that was what?

Almost 30 years ago. And the first 1 he grants clemency to is his son, which is a white guy. Not not only that. Not only that.

What's the what's the destruction to the black family unit then because of the 1994 crime bill? Mhmm. What's the generational destruction of the black family unit because of that? Yeah. That is that is 100% on him.

Oh, yeah. Okay? And then that always made me wonder, like, why how do people not see this? And then on top of it, for her to sit there and say, oh, yeah. Hunter Biden deserves to be pardoned because Donald Trump has all these charges against him.

Yeah. They all got dropped because they were made to fuck up. Mhmm. This dude is spilling national security secrets and selling shit for money. Like, what do we

it's not

like he was just it's not like he was just doing drugs. Yeah. Right. Right. No 1 gives a fuck.

No.

He was having a good time. That's cool. But what other shit that you were doing and that's the problem that always gets me. Like, they always just put it on the gun crime and the tax shit. Yeah.

There was way more on that fucking laptop, dude, that nobody wants to talk about.

It's it's very bizarre. And it's very bizarre that anyone anyone would be okay with anybody in this country selling their influence for money. Mhmm.

And here's the other people.

And the only reason I could fucking think it's okay, the only reason I think they think it's okay is because they all do it too. Right.

Well, I mean, here's the interesting thing. Right? Like, if if if if it was just about the tax evasion and the gun crime, then why didn't Biden just issue the pardon on those charges? Yeah. Why did he

get why did he do

a 10 year window? Why why is it a 10 year fucking window for any crime that he may or

may And and by the way, what happened in 2014?

Oh, that was the Burisma shit. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? So it's like when he when by yeah.

Dude, it's it's fucked. And I think anybody with Everybody knows this. Ounce of common sense should be able to look at this and be like, okay. Yeah. You're like, this is fucking bullshit, man.

Yeah.

You got KGB, of course. She's claiming that it was war politics. That's the reason for the Hunter Biden, pardon, and insists that the DOJ was not weaponized against, Trump. I mean, you talk about gaslighting. Holy crap.

I've never seen someone that can lie like her. Oh, well, she's good at it. She's good.

Let's check this out. Now this is an audio clip, that was taken during a, press briefing. So let's check this out.

You have said repeatedly yourself since the election, the president has said for months no pardon was coming. I I just yeah. I wanted to ask you, could those statements now be seen as lies from the American people? Is there really a credibility issue you're given now this announcement?

First of all, 1 of the things that the president always believes is to be truthful to the American people. That is something that he always truly believes. And if you see the end of his I'm I'm I I assume that you've read, his his statement and you look at the end of that statement, and he actually says that in the first line in the last paragraph, and and respects the thinking and how, the American people will actually see this in his decision making. And I would encourage everyone to read in full the president's statement. I think he lays out his thought process.

He lays out how he came to this decision. He came to this decision this weekend, so let's be very clear about that. He says it himself. It's in his voice. He said he came to this decision this weekend.

And he said he wrestled with this. And, because he believes in the justice system, but he also believes that the war politics infected, the process and led to a a a miscarriage of justice.

It's beautiful shit, man. Beautiful stuff. Just like, you know, and everybody's having to go back on. You got political here. This is like a a timeline of headlines from Politico.

President Biden says he won't pardon Hunter Biden.

He said it, like, a 1000 times. A 1000 times.

Yeah. Biden issues pardon for son Hunter. Republicans pounce on Biden for pardon this son Hunter. Like, what do you think was gonna

happen here? I don't think it matters. I think the media I think it doesn't matter what the media says anymore. No. You know?

Like, everybody sees it. Everybody's seen all the clips. Everything's recorded. It's out there. We all know what the fuck's been going on, and, you know, I think they're gonna try to pardon fucking everybody.

Hillary Clinton, Pelosi, all these people, and I don't think that those should be pardons. I don't think that that should be allowed.

Well, I mean, the fact that you're issuing a part a pardon, like, I mean, it kinda almost, like, in the in the legal way, you're not supposed to take that as, like, an admission of guilt or anything like that. Yeah. Cool. But, like, if you didn't do anything wrong, what the hell are you getting a pardon for?

You you don't need 1. You know what I'm saying? So, like, I

mean, they're kinda they they're definitely telling on themselves Of course. Almost immediately. Of course. I was kinda interested why Trump hasn't said much on this. You know, Trump Trump made a tweet, December 1st.

He says, does the pardon given by Joe Hunt, Joe To Hunter include the j6 6 hostages who have now been in prison for years? Such an abuse and miscarriage of justice. And that was kinda it. You know what I'm saying? But, like, I I get again, I don't know if he's just trying to keep his cards close.

You know, we're, we got we got some other stuff coming with some of his picks that I think will change some of this. But, it is dude, the whole thing is just I'm not gonna say I didn't expect it, but it's just like, alright. Yeah. Now what? You know what I'm saying?

Now Listen. It's bullshit. Yeah. Okay? And if you're gonna if you're gonna take money for, you know, for foreign influence and make decisions against your own country for the benefit of you personally, financially, that's in my book, that's treason, and that should never be able to be pardoned, and those people should be held accountable.

We can't allow people to make decisions selfishly, especially when they're in public office that screw over the entire country for for for for some dollars. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Dude, it's fucked.

Well, let me ask you this then, Andy. So so you pardon your son, your hunter, or your your Joe Biden. You just pardon your son. You know, keeping that theme, what would be the next thing you would do? Pardon yourself?

Not yet. I'm I'm not wouldn't be surprised that come up. How about just, you know, give a $1,000,000,000 to Africa? Yeah. And and and what's going on in North Carolina still?

For for natural disasters.

Yeah. Right.

And they're they're natural disasters, humanitarian aid for people displaced by drought or conflict in 31 different countries when we have 2 states that have, yeah, been completely fucked. What would you do after that?

I I wouldn't do that, so I don't know what I

would do after that. Well, Biden will take a nap. Let's check this out. With the US Dude fucking falls asleep with the fucking the Robito corridor.

Tanzania views the Robito corridor as an integral part of a broader strategy to enhance connectivity in Africa. We also appreciate the fact that the implementation of the project will provide important opportunities for Africa's development in sectors such as agriculture, renewable energy, digital transformation,

to Go to sleep.

Logistics along the corridor. Tanzania is

Bro, he's out. That clip's, like, 2 minutes, and he's out for all

of it. I don't blame him, man. I would hate to sit in those kind of meetings for real. All these formalities and all these, like, ridiculous Yeah. Scripted out talks that everybody gives, and you can only take so much of that shit.

True. Yeah. I don't blame them on that. But, yeah, North Carolina is still fucked and, you know, let's give some more money away. That's just money they're giving to themselves.

That's what people don't understand. Shit comes back.

Right. You're setting yourself up for good retirement. That's what they're what they're doing, man. For sure. Yeah.

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Make sure you guys are subscribed. That being said, let's get to headline number 2. This is an interesting 1. Love to get your take on this 1. Trump's selection of Kash Patel to lead FBI Electrifies America First Movement.

This was cool. Yeah. I I was happy to I like this pick. Yeah. I thought it was a good pick.

You know, in round number 13 of the first round of the America First Draft, got Kash Patel. More than any other personnel decision, former president Donald Trump, the the president-elect now, has made for his incoming administration. His decision to pick attorney, Kash Patel, to lead the FBI as the bureau's next director has electrified Trump's most ardent supporters. That's not to say his supporters are unhappy with any of the other selections. They're not.

A few of them actually by Barr. Trump supporters are very fired up about all of them so far and excited as the former president builds on his comeback administration. But there's something about the Patel selection that has really got those base really got the base jacked up and excited. So yeah. So Trump nominates, Kashap, Kash Patel, to serve.

And, yeah, everybody's been pretty pretty happy with this. I think that's a pretty good safe bet. Robert O'Brien said, president at real Donald Trump has made America safer and more just by his nomination of Kash Patel as director of the FBI. He will be a worthy successor to my friend, Christopher Wray. I think anybody that calls Christopher Wray a friend, you can't trust that person.

So I don't know how

Yeah. It's weird how these dudes all suck each other's dicks, bro. Yeah. That is weird. Like, these people are fucking criminals.

They're doing bad shit. They're using the FBI to harass fucking citizens and politicians, and he's your friend? Flat out lying to the American people.

Yeah. It's your friend. Alright. Okay. Tommy, Tuberville says, Cash Patel is the perfect pick.

He will restore law and order and end FBI corruption. Clean house. Hashtag MAGA. Now what's interesting, dude, and I I wonder if you've seen the same thing on this. Right?

Like, any any of the picks that, that I would say are good picks, mainstream media destroys. But the ones that are not good, mainstream media doesn't even touch. That might be is that like is it like are you seeing that?

No. I mean, dude, look. I've had my head into other things, you know? Yeah. So I what do you mean?

Dude, I've been seeing like like the the 1 lady for Surgeon General. Maestro Meter doesn't touch her. Like, terrible pick. Right? Like, I mean, it's very clear she has her bad stuff about it.

Maestro Meter does not touch her. But yet you get casted because

they want her to stay in or they want her to be unnoticed? Or

I don't

maybe a little bit of both. Yeah. Maybe. You know what I'm saying? But, like, they're not touching her.

You know what I'm saying? But, like, Kash Patel, you know, of course. Like, no. We can't have it. Gotta get this guy out of it.

Let's check this out. Let's go to NBC News real quick.

I think Cash does have relevant experience, particularly when it comes to the mandate the American public have signed of turning these agencies around. They've become complete completely corrupted. Cash has pointed out. He's probably the best at uncovering what's happened at the FBI, and I look forward to seeing him taking it apart.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So, like, this guy goes on NBC to, you know, stand up for cash and it's just the constant barrage of, like, oh, he's disqualified. He's unqualified. He's, you know, all this stuff.

But again, like, it just it was bugging me. Right? Like, the guys that we should not have in, they don't touch and the people have to get pissed off. That's what happened with this other pick. Should be disqualified.

Conservative slam Trump's DEA, picked Chad Kronister for being a woke Democrat donor, pro vaccine tyrant who arrested a pastor during COVID.

Yeah. He he he resigned, though, didn't he? He dropped out. Off the public pressure. Dropped out.

Yeah. But, like, not not to any mainstream media doing. You know what I'm saying? No.

It was because of Twitter and fucking social media. It was the people. Yeah. Well, look, man. Anybody who arrested anybody during COVID for anything or put any of these draconian restrictions in or, tyrant policies where they could just say, you can't go to the beach.

You can't go outside. You can't have people over to your house. You can't have Thanksgiving. No singing. Like, bro, none of those people should be allowed to serve in any role of government ever.

And not even just that, they should be in fucking jail. Bro, this dude gloated about it. Yeah. So, like He tweeted about it.

Yeah. This is, back in March this is on March 30, 2020. And he tweeted this fucking thing. He says, quote, announcing the arrest of doctor Ronald Howard Brown, pastor of the river, at Tampa Bay Church who intentionally and repeatedly disregarded state and local public health orders, which put his congregation and our community in danger. An order is not a law.

Yeah. 2 different things.

Yeah. Neither is a mandate. Yep. Fuck off.

Yeah. Honestly, I mean, do you trust me? I've listen. I don't I don't know too many Chads, to be honest with you. But the last name, I feel I kinda gave it away.

It just sounds like a crony. Ain't that a bad thing?

Yeah. No. I just look, man. I mean, we can make fun of these dudes or whatever, but it's a serious matter. Like, these people shouldn't be in our government.

They shouldn't be in law enforcement. They shouldn't be allowed to to serve in any position of authority over human beings in any sort ever. Yeah. Because when they are telling people, arresting pastors and you know, like, bro, they were putting remember when they arrested that guy on the fucking beach? Like surfing.

Dude, listen, man. That is completely unacceptable. This is not their world. Their laws do not rule the world. There are human rights.

We're allowed to go outside. We're allowed to breathe. We're allowed to have people over. We're allowed to do whatever the fuck we want as long as it's not fucking breaking laws. Okay?

And even if it is breaking laws, there's certain laws that really aren't applicable to human fucking rights.

Mhmm.

Okay? So I don't know where these people get off thinking that they're in a position of authority to the point where they can tell us that we can't go outside. Yeah. Fuck you, dude.

Well, then what's the

And and, dude, it's a bad thing. I don't why would Trump put him out like that? Yeah. Why would Trump even nominate this guy?

I mean, it came with a very long, you know

Yeah. I mean, did he not know this, or does he not care?

Or does he know it and he wants the pee he wants to see what the people do? Exactly. You know what I'm saying? It's very I mean, listen. It's it's very plausible.

You know? It's very, very plausible, you know, because, I mean, this dude got torn to shreds within hours.

Yeah. He should. And and and any anybody who sided with those people on anything should be as well. Yeah.

Well, I mean, what was even crazier, like, I mean so this guy's gloating about arresting this fucking pastor, right, for having church during COVID lockdown. Yep. Meanwhile, that same person, that same guy is the same 1 that was releasing, over a 100 criminals because of COVID out of the fucking prisons and jail cells in fucking Florida. 1 of which actually went went on to commit murder, you know. And they and they, you know, they have them on record saying, well, quote, we didn't go back at the time and look at people's criminal history, Kronister said Thursday.

That sense has changed. So you weren't even looking at the people's rap sheet that you were just releasing because of COVID, but yet you're locking a pastor up for having yeah. This guy doesn't belong anywhere near it. I'm glad that people called it because that's exactly what they did. Yeah.

He, definitely rescinded it, Said it was an honor to, to be nominated but he's gonna stick with the local tyranny. So that's cool. In other news, another interesting pick that's going on right now. Another guy got Pete Hackseth for state department. Yeah.

And there's some interesting things going on there. Yeah.

I I I see a lot of people talking about it, but I don't they said he was, there's some serious allegations is what I saw, but I didn't see what they were.

But he has, like, a drinking issue or some some sense.

All those motherfuckers got drinking issues. They got a fucking bar in congress. Yeah. There's a room in there. You go buy beer.

Yeah. That that's I wouldn't say that that would be my main concern.

Are they fucking Nancy Pelosi's drink problem or Kamala? Auntie Cam? Bro, Nancy Pelosi's, some dude filmed her on the airplane the other day, and he, counted that she drank 7 drinks on the plane, and she was already fucked up when she got on the plane. No shit. Yeah.

7 drinks, bro. 7 drinks. That lady probably weighs a £100. That's a lot. I mean,

she'll drink me out of the table. Yeah. Yeah. You know? But, like, I mean, Pete Hessek is making some noise.

They're trying to get him out, is what it sounded like. And now there's this, like Talk about DeSantis. Yeah. Let's talk about DeSantis. Yeah.

What is that? What what

I don't like it. I think I I don't like it. I like Ron DeSantis for for a lot of things, but I I would rather have in there a fresh young face, bro. And, like, I feel like DeSantis is the pick that the establishment Republicans want

Mhmm.

To be in that role. And I feel like they don't think Hegseth is, you know, mature enough or qualified enough or, most likely, they're afraid

of him. Corruptible. Right. Enough.

And so and I don't think I don't think DeSantis is is corruptible, but I think he's more polished, and I think people are less afraid of him. And I think the fact that they're trying to resist Hegseth so much is an indication of why he should get the position.

That that's kinda how I see it, man. Like, it's like whoever media attacks, that's who

I want. Yeah. Me too.

And it's ones that they don't attack, they get worried about. That that I'm I'm worried about.

Yeah. I agree. You know

what I'm saying? Like like and to me, that's been the telltale sign this whole time. Right? Like, I mean, like I said, the attorney, the the the the, surgeon general, nothing. Pretty big.

Whatever. Silence.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? But lord forbid, Pete Pete Hectic gets in there. It's a problem. Cash Patel. Like, these are

great people you want in

those positions, and and they're they're silent on them. You know? I mean, they're silent on the ones that they, that we don't want. So I mean, it's it's interesting. Very, very interesting.

Yeah. I'm happy with cash. Yeah. Let's go, Pete.

Yeah. Look, dude. Here's the bottom line. Okay? You gotta give someone 90 days to see what they're gonna do.

Alright? And that's not 90 days from now or from November 5th. That's 90 days from the inauguration.

Mhmm.

Alright? So I am not loyal to any person. I am loyal to this country, the constitution, and how I believe it should be run and its people. And I think Trump deserves 90 days of let's see what's gonna happen before anybody starts saying, oh, he's controlled op or he's part of this or he's part

of that. I talked to

someone who is my friend, but is also Trump's friend, and he's his very good friend. He's with him all the time. We're at events together. K? And this guy's a friend of mine.

And I talked to him, and I said, hey. Tell me the real shit. You happen to be here on Monday. Mhmm. I say, hey.

Tell me the real shit. Is Trump gonna fucking wield the hammer when he comes in the office or not? And he fucking smiled big, and he goes, bro, you have no fucking idea. And this is a guy that sits in the rooms. Mhmm.

Okay? So and it's not anybody that's been on my show. Alright? So That's refreshing. Yeah.

It's and it's not a bullshitter.

It's someone who Oh, it shoots the shit.

This motherfucker tells the truth. Yeah. Okay? So refreshing to hear, man. Yeah.

And he looked me right in the eye, big smile. He's like, bro, you have no idea. So I think these dudes are gonna wreck all the bullshit and the corruption a 100%. Yeah. There's some of the picks I don't like, and there is some things that indicate, like, Trump isn't going to necessarily make all the reforms that, you know, everybody wants.

But, like, dude, what president has done that? That's never existed before. We've never had a situation where your candidate or my candidate or anybody's candidate has come in and done every single thing that we want. I do think that there's a very good chance that Trump and his cabinet and his administration will make the structural changes required that will allow our country to move on and become America again. Meaning, election reform, meaning, corruption reform, meaning shrinkage of the government.

I think they're gonna find all kinds of stuff out that they don't even really know yet, especially with, Vivek and Elon with the, department of government, efficiency. I feel like those guys are going I I think we're gonna have massive changes. And I think that those changes that are gonna be structural are gonna allow us to move forward and potentially get America to where we all kinda want it to be. Right? And maybe he does it.

Who knows? But I think this. I think instead of trying to pick apart somebody who's been through the fucking ringer the way that he has, I believe that he deserves at least 90 days of benefit of the doubt, and that's what I'm willing to give him.

I agree, man. Guys, tell us what you guys think. Let's know down in the comment.

And the reason I say 90 days is because, bro, we're gonna we're gonna be able to see the moves. Right? We might not see the results, but we'll see the moves. Mhmm. And, I think that's a fair amount of time.

You know, in business, they have a saying. It's 30, 60, 90. Okay? And, you know, to make changes that you start on today and this is your life too. It's the same it's the same thing in your life.

30 days, you you know, of work, you probably won't see much. 60 days, you're gonna see a little bit. 90 days, you're gonna see a lot. And that's the reality of business. That's the reality of your personal development and your your fitness.

You could tell a lot in 90 days. Okay? Even in the biggest business. And and and, so I'm I think that's fair that we all give them that, and we'll see what happens.

Yeah. Yeah. Guys, tell us what you guys think. Let us know down in the comments, what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our 3rd and final headline.

We got headline number 3. This one's a little different. We saw this coming. We like to speak about, you know, tyranny and, corruption in government and, all of those things. We gotta go cross seas for this 1.

This 1 was kinda interesting. South Korea president Yoon declares martial law an unannounced TV address. Do you see this?

Yeah. I did. But I didn't I didn't see, the civil I saw a little bit of the civil unrest, but, no,

I didn't see much about this. This is some weird stuff that's happening over there. Still to this day, actually, there's still some remnants going on, but we'll cover this. But this started, on December 3rd. South Korean president Yoon Suk yeol on Tuesday declared martial law in an unannounced late night address broadcast live on YTN Television, claiming he would eradicate, quote, shameless pro North Korean anti state forces.

He did not cite any specific threat from the nuclear armed north, instead focusing on his domestic political opponents. The surprise move sent shock waves through the country, which had a series of author authoritarian leaders early in its history, but it has been considered democratic since 19 eighties. The Korean unit of currency, the won, was down sharply against the US dollar. White House wasn't commenting initially when this stuff came. They just say, hey.

We're monitoring the situation. His statement when translated says, quote, I declare martial law to protect the Free Republic of Korea from the threat of North Korean communist forces to eradicate the despicable pro North Korean anti state forces that are plundering the freedom and happiness of our people and to protect the free constitutional order, Yoon said. Now he didn't again, he didn't address what specific measures were gonna be taken. Yonhap News Agency reported that the entrance to the parliament building was blocked. They stated, quote, tanks, armored personnel carriers, and soldiers with guns and knives will rule the country.

Lee Jae Myung, leader of the opposition Democratic Party, which has the majority in parliament, said in a livestream online, quote, the economy of the Republic of Korea will collapse, irretrievably. My fellow citizens, please come to the National Assembly. So there's the president. Okay? Now he is the leader of the People Power Party formerly known as United Future Party.

It's a conservative right wing, political party in South Korea. Now these are some images, some videos of what was going on during that time. Let's check this out.

So this is so I'm understanding this properly. This is the the government and the army and the president are the right wing. Mhmm. And then these people fighting them in the streets are, like, our antifas. Correct.

And well, so and then you also have the fact that, like, the parliament, which be, like, our Congress is majority liberal. Okay. Mhmm. Right? So you got the president, military, Republican.

You got Congress. They're Democrat. You know what I'm saying? And then you got the, you know, apparently a decent amount of people in the crowd that are, anti state ish.

How fucking stupid do you have to be to beg for a government to rule over you and make more laws and make more restrictions and make things harder for you as an individual? Like, how big of a fucking coward are you that you are afraid to live a free life? You are afraid to live a free life. It's not that they don't want freedom. They want someone to take care of them.

They want someone to provide for them. They want someone to make the rules that they can follow, and they can be good little people and just how weak of a person do you have to be to want that? Mhmm. It's very, very absurd for for me to think that anybody would want that

Yeah. At all. But what's even crazier, bro, is the fact that,

like Like, why would you fight for that?

Yeah. Well, I mean, what's crazy is when you give them a little taste of what that shit looks like, they don't like it. Yeah. Well Because, like, that's what communism would look like. I mean, it's martial law, military

I know. People. Like I know. And that's what you want, bro. And I know.

And these people that are fighting for it don't understand that they'll just be facing the same people later that will be making them do all this crazy shit.

Dude, it's weird, man. Now, like, a couple of hours, I think it was, like, 2 hours after that broadcast, South Korean parliament voters, they they voted to defy president by lifting his declaration of martial law, because again, they have the majority. Right? They overturned it. But, the thing is, it's weird.

Like, I mean, how their laws and stuff is set up. The constitution of South Korea says that the president shall comply when the National Assembly requests lifting of martial law with the majority vote. They did that, but it doesn't specify when he has to actually lift it. And so like I said, I mean, there's still some things that are going on. Right now, there's still some some battles at the National Assembly, their US their capital, if you will.

There's still been some clashes here and there. It was just such a weird thing that happened kind of, like, out of nowhere with no real like, you know, usually, you kinda see these things coming on the horizon. And South Korea declared martial law, I didn't really see coming up, at all. But it is definitely weird, man. It's just weird times, I think, all around.

Anything else on this?

I mean, look, dude. I'm surprised this didn't happen here or hasn't happened here. I mean, we're real lucky that this wasn't the case here over the last 4 years. Yeah.

You know? Specifically on the fucking election. And if

we don't if we don't get it corrected if we don't get it corrected over the next 4 years, meaning correcting the election system, you know, shrinking the size of the 3 letter agencies, stop allowing them to instigate these crazy fucking events in our society that, you know, hurt culture, divide culture. If we don't get rid of or help or make some regulations around media being paid by the government to push a narrative, These things, this is what ended up happening. Okay? So we have some this is what I was talking about with the corrections that need to be made so that we can structurally move forward from here because our foundation and our, you know, I mean, I guess, the foundation is the best word for it. Our foundation is is cracked and crumbled right now, and we have to fucking restrengthen that so that we can move forward, you know, in a productive way.

And this, you know, this is what happens when that's not the case.

Yeah. I mean, 100%. I think the other thing too that's cool to see did did you know, or see that Elon put out for the Department of Government Efficiency that actually has, like, an expiration date for that entire agency. When is that? Is it July 4th, of 20 Yeah.

26. Yeah. So it's, like, you know, a little bit over a year that they're gonna come in, do all that shit, and then get a sweater done. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

I thought I just like I mean, that's how government should work. Like, you shouldn't be in there for these long careers or, you know, you you set up these deals to fucking set you and your kids and your kids' kids up. Like, get in. Fix the fucking problem. Be done.

Yeah. It's that simple. Yeah. I mean, so this is interesting. We'll stay on top of this.

We'll see what happens. It's just it was just wild to see, man. I don't know. Guys, tell us what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show.

Thumbs up are dumb as fuck. This is where we're bringing in a headline to talk about it. Get 1 of those 2 options. Speaking of this resurgence of America coming back, 1 thing that is always good to see is just some some some, some good testosterone and violence. And so that's what that's what a thumbs up is.

Not sure if you saw this. This happened last weekend, but Ohio State and Michigan, they had a little situation after their game. Yeah. And now they got some, some punishments after their postgame scuffles. So let's just talk about it, see what we think on this.

Ohio State and Michigan will both be fined $100,000 for a violation of the Big 10 sportsmanship policy after their rivalry week matchup led to an ugly postgame scuffle. The Saturday lunchtime game hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons after police stormed the field and pepper sprayed players in a bid to calm down the violent scenes. It has now been reported by Yahoo News, and Yahoo Sports that both teams will be hit with a hefty fine while Ohio State Police also continues its own investigations into the circumstances that led to pepper spray being deployed by its officers. It is expected that both teams will not argue the fine and will pay it without any appeals. So it all started it started right on the field.

This occurred at Ohio State, when Michigan players planted their school flag on the field, which is considered a major sign of disrespect in college football. And Ohio State players physically confronted them. Let's check out let's check out this clip.

Ohio State field, and the Buckeyes rushed right to them. And now there's some skirmishes going on on the field.

I mean, dude, this happens

all the time.

Been like gesture

That happens all the time. I saw this on TV, and I was like, I couldn't believe they used pepper spray. Yeah. I mean I couldn't believe it.

Well, I mean, those guys are pretty fucking big. I get dude, that's it's college football, man.

Yeah. Like, dude, of course, there's gonna be emotions. Of course, there's gonna be fighting. Of course, there's gonna be violence. Like, it's not gonna progress to the point of needing pepper spray, bro.

You jump in there like a man, you grab them off of each other, and you fucking let them go back to their locker rooms. This is this is men doing men shit. Let them go. Yeah, man. And, like, the the pepper spray thing, I couldn't believe it.

Like, when I

saw it on TV, I was like, there's no way. Because there's been you know, I've watched football my whole life, man. I've seen way worse fights than this.

No pro. Way worse. So, this was a a pretty interesting clip. Let's check this angle out. So this is a different angle on the field.

You got Ohio State with the Michigan flag they were able to take and let's check this out. But yeah. I mean

I mean, what do you think is gonna happen, dude, when you run out and try to put your flag on somebody's field? Like, that's gonna happen.

It's a great lesson here. There's consequences for actions.

Dude, it's gonna happen, bro. Like, are those guys brothers? No. Actual brothers, not brothers. Yeah.

Look at them. They look the same. They fucking do. And then the 1 guy's got number 22, and the other guy's got number 44. So I was thinking, like, 22 times 2 is 44.

That are are those guys related? They got same haircut making the same face. They got pepper sprayed together. They got the pepper spray face. Oh, fuck.

Bro, you could tell me those dudes don't look alike.

They do look alike. No. They do. They do. Right.

Man, fuck you guys.

But just these 2 guys. Okay? Yeah. Like, not all the players look alike. Just these 2.

Yeah.

That's right. You knew what the fuck I was saying. I give this thumbs down. For the consequence. I no.

I think, yeah, I think this this is part of sports, dude. Like, they've already removed all the dangerous shit from football anyway. Like, football now has become, like, almost like flag football

Mhmm.

You know, compared to 20 years ago. And I'm all for safety and everything, but, like, bro, they fight in hockey, like, straight up fucking fight. And they don't pepper spray those motherfuckers. You know what I'm saying? Like,

it did

and it didn't look like it was that out of control.

No. It didn't even look that bad, man. I think I think the cops definitely made that situation worse for sure. Yeah. It's like, fuck, man.

Just let them go. Just let them go.

I mean, I could see where, you know, if you're, like, 4 or 5 people in the middle of those 2 guys, but, bro, maybe you just should get out of

the middle of it. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, we had always we always had a rule, bro. Like, we fight we we're playing another team that, like, we know, like, you know, there's a big rivalry.

You know, you go do the the shake the hands of the 5th yard line. Keep your helmets on. Yeah. Always keep your helmets on. Like, you're you're protected.

Like, I mean, like, you punch a helmet. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Cool, bro. You put how's your hand now?

Yeah. Okay. You learn something. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's fine.

Like Yeah.

You know, like, it's alright, man. They're all they got the gear on still. It's fine, man. Just let them go. You know?

I don't know. I I think it's stupid. Yeah. I do too.

That's a big ass dude. But that

but that's the that's the other part. That dude is. Big fucking dude. Like, there's some big boys out there.

Man. You know, whole so, like Yeah. Those dudes are real small. That guy's real big.

I think he's massive. Yeah. I think he's massive.

How's that motherfucker in college? He looks 50. You know what I'm saying? Like, for real, dude. That guy looks 50 years old.

He looks yeah. I think he got pepper sprayed too. Yeah. What? Well, all the black

I might pepper spray that motherfucker. Yeah. That guy's a big motherfucker, dude.

Yeah. I mean, yeah, touche. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, man.

Alright.

I'll tell you what. Pepper spray ain't no joke, dude. Oh, sucks. You don't want that shit in your face.

Oh, it sucks.

You don't wanna be in the vicinity of it. Mm-mm. Even get a little bit on it, like, last for a couple days.

Well, they got the news in it now. It's like foam. So, like like, it sprays. Like, it doesn't, like, just spray. Yeah.

It just streams. Right? Oh, really? And it sticks on you. Sticks on fucking everything.

You try to wipe it off. Now it's on your hands. Like, fucking sucks. But yeah, man. No.

Thanks. Yeah. Let let let the boys go, man. I agree. Let the boys boy.

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