Transcript of 812. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Announces Matt Gaetz As Attorney General, Elon Musk Government Overhaul & The Onion Buys InfoWars

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It's Andy Priscella, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking Reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruise, the motherfucking That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise the Internet. We're going to get right into it today. All right, guys, don't forget to share the show. We're still dealing with all this censorship. Hopefully, that ends soon. But give us a share. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right, what's up? What's going on, man? Nothing, dude. Moving and grooving. Yeah.

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All right. Anyway, what's up? What's going on, man? Nothing. What are you doing?

Yeah, man. Everything's good, man. Everything's good. There's a lot shaking out there in the chat.

Yeah. The chat's hot, huh? Chat's hot.

It's fucking crazy. But what I love, man, the most out of all of this stuff, obviously, we've seen the liberal meltdowns and we've covered that stuff, and that's great. But we've- It is great.

It is great, man. Let's have a moment of silence. Yeah, I think we should. We should have a moment of silence. All right, ready? Okay, that's enough.

All right. But what's even better is Then the liberals crying themselves and having their meltdowns is bullying's back, man. It's back. I'm sure the hardcore shit's out there for sure. We got a little bit of that later. But It's just people just don't care no more. They're exposing and just… I love it.

Listen, man, bullying works.

It does.

You know what? Bullying works, bro. It does. For the most part. Eventually, it works. It works one way or the other. What? I'm just saying.

It does, man. I love it. I want to bring this video up that's catching some virality right now. Yeah. I thought was pretty fucking awesome. Gateway Pundit posted it called The Tell-On Reads. Hilarious. Parody ad features company that offers to cryogenically freeze liberals for duration of Trump's presidency. This is a viral video that's making its way around social media right now, is an ad for a fictional company called cryo, which offers to cryogenically freeze liberals and wake them up when Trump's presidency is over. One of the things that makes the ad so effective is that the production quality is realistic. Also, the entire premise of the ad and the service reflect a certain level of reality. You know that there are people who would actually use this service if it was really available. Let's check this clip out. Are you distraught after the recent presidential election? Here at Don't Cry, cryo, we understand your pain, and we're here to help. Our expert team of cryogenic care providers can cryogenically freeze you until the Trump presidency has ended. No more crying, no more anxiety attacks, just blissful sleep until Trump is gone. When you awake from your slumber, we'll even have a party ready and waiting for you.

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Is that fucking AI? Yeah. The whole thing?

The whole thing was AI.

Holy shit.

Not bad.

Bro, first of all- Where am I? Oh, please tell me it's over.

Wait, something isn't right. This is your captain, Elon Musk. I want to be the first one to I'm here to welcome you to Mars.

No. Sorry, Donald Trump Jr. Was just elected President, and he deported all Don't Cry cryo customers to Mars.

What the Man.

Bro, was that really all AI? All AI, bro. The whole thing?

The whole thing. All those people were just made up?

Everything.

Damn. Yeah, man.

Bro, How are we going to know what's real and what's fake?

It's going to be very, very... See, this is a readily, easily available to everybody. That program, imagine the shit that's not commercially available.

That's what I'm saying. How do we know what's real and what's not real? You know what I'm saying? If you watched that and you didn't know, and obviously it wasn't satire, you wouldn't know if that was real. Think about what the government can do to you with that technology. They could make a surveillance video of you doing some crime or bro. There's no doubt that if you show that to a jury of your peers, they're going to fucking think it's real. You know what I'm saying? This is super scary and dangerous, and nobody's talking about it.

Bro. Natural disasters. I mean, think not even just like pitting crimes. Natural disasters. Get people to donate and fucking put a bunch of shit on.

Presidential addresses. Dude, what if you hacked the news network and put some bullshit address on there? It said we're fucking being attacked. You know what I'm saying? Dude, it's crazy, man.

It is scary. It is definitely scary.

I don't know what the solution is either. I don't know how you put the toothpaste back in the tube on that. You know what I mean? This is why we talked about it four years ago, and I believe this is exactly what we said was going to happen. It's crazy, dude. Yeah, it's just wild, man. Yeah. I mean, if anybody wants to get cryo frozen, I'll pay.

We're going to have Don't Cry, Cryo scholarships from the show.

Yeah, there we go. From the show. Grants.

Yeah, fuck, yeah.

You know what's crazy, dude? 20 bucks. Is how many people don't realize that our show is Half-comedy?

Yeah, it's all comedy.

Okay, yeah. We're comedians. Yeah, I'd say so.

I mean, I'm funny.

But people don't think that.

That we're funny?

I guess.

What are we talking about here?

Yeah, I don't fucking know.

Hey, man, it is what it is, man.

Fuck them.

Somebody laughs at me. That's all that matters.

Yeah, well, anyway. What are they going to do with this AI, man, when they decide they want us off the podcast network?

Is that picture real or fake? Is that real or AI?

I can't tell. I mean, it looks real. But usually on those AI pictures, the signs are all messed up or they got seven fingers or some shit. Yeah,yeah, but I mean-That video was perfect.

They're starting to get good now, though, bro. Some of the shit's going to... I mean, even just the... I mean, yeah, the nose is-That's an AI thing right there. That's an AI right there.

Wow. How could people tell? I see on the internet all the time people are like, Oh, that's AI. I could tell. How do you tell?

Well, I mean, I feel for me, I don't know. It's easy for me because I look at it and I'm like, it just looks a little cartoonish.

Yes, some of it does. Some of them. Yeah, but fuck, dude. This one doesn't.

But again, that's just like, I mean, this building. That looks like a cryo place.

You drove by that place, you'd be like, There's some weird shit going on in there. Going on up in there for sure.

Yeah.

Why are the bitches naked in the back? They say they're going to throw a party.

It's the right party. You assumed that was a female.

I mean, it looks like one, doesn't it? I think that is.

Looks like a duck, walk like a duck, but that's a dick.

I've not seen any of these trans females that have the right curves.

I mean, bro, that's just something you can't fucking replicate.

Yeah, like hips and all that. You know what I'm saying? Anyway. Yeah, man. Viral video, man. Trump Bosa. 32?

Who's Bosa? Nick Bosa, the football player? Yeah.

He's like, Fuck you guys. I'm for Trump.

I love it. All right. Cool, man. Well, yeah, man. Well, guys, let's get into our headlines. Remember, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfasella. Com. You guys can find them all linked there for you. With that being said, Headline number one. Headline number one. Got more pics coming out. Actually, just as the show was starting, RFK got announced as Department of Health and Human Services. He's going to be leading that. But we got Matt Gates as AG. Now, we have a mutual friend that we know who was actually going to be slated to get that position, but he had stepped down. But yeah, Matt Gates is in now. Matt Gates for attorney general, top law enforcement officer in the land. Trump wrote a very lengthy truth that he pushed out. Matt Gates, very subtle. He just said it would be an honor to serve as President Trump's attorney general. He's been getting some heat Honestly, it's weird that all of these people getting picked have been getting heat. Like, liberals and Democrats are losing their fucking minds over these choices, which I think most people are looking at them I'm sure our audience alone agrees like, Okay, I don't really have a problem with that person.

Like that pick. Like, yeah. I mean, now he's making some decisions, and I'm like, eh.

I mean, some make sense, some don't make sense.

Some don't make sense. I'm fine with Matt Gates. I think he's fine. I'm also fine with Tulsi Gabbard. I am, too. Democrats trash Tulsi Gabbard after Trump taps her for DNI posts. She's starting to get heat. You know what I'm saying?

It's just like- Of course. I mean, any of these people are going to- I think most of her heat is coming from the fact that she left that aisle, you know what I'm saying?

That side of the aisle, and now she's conservative.

Yeah, but I mean, who better to have in a national intelligence role than someone who is going to stay true to what they think is right and wrong, regardless the label that's put onto them. You know what I'm saying? I think the fact that Tulsi has enough backbone to stand up and say, No, I'm not with this anymore. This is where I belong, is the exact person we need serving because they're not lending their loyalty to a title or a group or anything other than what is right and wrong. I actually think she's going to do great.

I wish more people would look at Tulsi. We talk about these people all the time. They're Democrats. They're not super far left crazy. You know what I'm saying? They need some room over here. I hope that they will look at her as a beacon of like, Okay, it's safe. Maybe we can just roll over there now. You know what I'm saying?

Maybe. What I think is cool about this Tulsi Gabbard thing is she was on the fucking terror watch list. You're right. She was on domestic terror list. A couple of months ago, man. Yeah, and now she's in charge of all the people that put her on it. That's pretty funny.

Bro, I feel like there's a lot of that shit happening. Just F U to the swamp. We got a little bit of more of that coming up a little bit later. But one thing I wanted to bring up that I thought was interesting is all of this stuff is going on. Obviously, it's getting a lot of traction. A lot of people are watching it, paying attention to it. There's always something happening in the background. I believe that that background noise is this. This headline reads, Lauren Bobert probes UFO experts on existence of underwater alien bases on Earth. The American people are being kept in the dark. So this was like a two and a half hour Congressional hearing with experts, people that are actually in these fucking programs talking about this stuff, and nobody's talking about it. Now, I know we've talked about it. You got the Project Blue Beam and stuff going on, man. But some of the stuff that they're saying is pretty wild. Let's dive into this a little bit. Colorado Representative Lauren Bobert has probed top UFO experts on whether aliens had, quote, unquote, bases in the depths of Earth's oceans.

During a hearing held by a subcommittee on the House Oversight Committee in Washington, DC, Wednesday, Bobert asked a group of experts if they had any knowledge that the Department of Defense was involved with any secretive projects involving the manipulation of human genetics with non-human genetic material. So the panel was a team of four experts, consisting of retired Navy Rear Admiral Dr. Tim Galladay, former DOD official Luis Elizondo, former NASA Associate Administrator of Space Policy, Michael Gold, and Journalist, Michael Schelenberger. They, four, all testify that the government lacks transparency with the public regarding UAPs and alien life. Let's check this first clip out.

Can you speak on that at all?

Ma'am, I'm not qualified, certainly as a scientist or otherwise, to speculate points of origin. I looked at everything from a scientific perspective. If you look at, for example, instantaneous acceleration which was one of the observables of the program that I belong to, ATIP, the human body can withstand about 9 G forces for a short period of time before you suffer negative biological consequences, blackouts and ultimately redouts and even death. Comparison, our best technology, the F-16, which is one of this older platform, but one of our most highly maneuverable aircraft, manned aircraft made by General Dynamics, can perform about 17 or 18 G forces before you start having structural failure, meaning that the airframe begins to disintegrate while you're flying. The vehicles we're talking about are performing in excess of 1,000, 2,000, 3,000 Gs.

Dude, 3,000 Gs. Not nine.

Not nine. Not fucking 15. 3,000.

Which means you would liqueify as a human.

3,000. So the shit that they're saying that they've seen that they even have. 3,000 fucking Gs, bro. Instantaneous fucking travel. Omnidirectional. 3,000 Gs in an instant. That's ridiculous. Take this other clip out.

That's like teleporting almost.

Yeah.

In the discussions, it's simply about material, or is there discussion about it was previously testified that there was biologics that were collected.

Are you aware of any of that? I am, sir, aware of the reporting that biologics have been recovered. Again, my focus was more nuts and bolts, looking at the physical aspects of these phenomenon, how they interacted around military equities and nuclear equities. I'm certainly not a medical expert. I would not be able to probably provide you a whole lot of value in that simply because I don't have the expertise.

Was anything described as that we have possession of bodies?

Yes.

Is it multiple types of creatures?

Sir, I couldn't answer that. I can tell you anecdotally that it was discussed quite a bit when I was at the Pentagon. The problem is the supposed collection of these biological samples occurred before my time, in fact, before I was even born. Was this part of the Lockheed Martin discussion, or was this the biologist?

Is it completely separate?

Separate, yet related. Okay. Has anyone made contact? Sir, I'm sorry. Could you specify- Has there been any, to your knowledge, any communication with a non-human life form? The term communication is a bit of a trick word because there's verbal communication like we're having now. The problem is you also have nonverbal communication. I would say definitively yes, but from a nonverbal meaning. When a Russian reconnaissance aircraft comes into US airspace, we scramble two F-22s, and we are certainly communicating intent and capability. I think the same goes with this. We have these things that are being observed over controlled US airspace, and they're not really doing a good job hiding themselves. They're making it pretty obvious they have the ability to even interfere with our nuclear equities and our nuclear readiness.

Well, there is a story from, I believe, the time around the Bay of Pigs, when Kennedy was there, that there was some nuclear event- The Cold War. That was all shut down, magically.

I remember that one, yeah. And we pressed the button.

Yeah, and the fucking aliens, apparently, shut it down. That's one of the conspiracies.

It's documented out there. Yeah, it is. It's documented. It is. What do you think, dude? Bro, listen. A lot of this stuff...

Here's the weird thing. Listen, I think there's zero evidence that says they're not real. It's just ignorance. It wouldn't even make logical sense. If we're being told the truth about the Earth and the universe and the way it's set up, it would make sense that there were other living beings and inhabital planets and people with better technology than us. That just would make sense based on the infinite space of the universe. Yeah.

I mean, dude, A lot of this stuff happened back in the '50s, right? Like a lot of it. Like all the CIA classifications. Most of those documents originated, started back in the '50s and '60s. Then from then to now, it's like nobody talks about the shit. You know what I'm saying? Even with Area 51 and all the weird shit that allegedly happens out there, my only question is, what would be the reason to keep Americans, keep civilians, keep humanity from knowing that information?

Probably mass panic. People committing mass suicide, civil disorder, civil unrest. It would be perspective-shattering for a lot of people to confront that reality. Do you think that? Yeah, for sure. I mean, think about the religious zealots, people who are completely bound by the word of their religion, whatever that religion might be, right? Sure. Those people would have a hard time accepting that, whether they be hardcore Islam or Christian or anything else. We talked a little... I don't know who was on the show recently. We talked to... When Dan Holloway was on the show and we talked about the iShelf Theory. I think that was Dan Holloway. There's that movie M. Night Shalman did called The Village, right? Where these People basically moved to the middle of the woods in this nature preserve and taught their kids that if they go outside the nature preserve, these quote unquote, Monsters would kill them. When people tried to escape, the adults of the community, the village, dressed up as these Monsters and actually killed the people that tried to escape so that it would instill fear into the village from trying to escape. If we're being told the truth about the universe the Earth and everything, it would make sense.

But if we aren't being told the truth, it could be very easily a made-up story to keep us in line as well. We don't know because they don't disclose this information to us. We deserve to know what's going on, man. It's come to a point now where they've lied about so many things, and they've kept so many things in the dark, and they've lied about so much history that's happened, that for everything to be disclosed, it would... I mean, look at people that are freaking out about Trump. They're freaking the fuck out. Shaving their head. Now, imagine that times like 100 when they find out all this crazy shit about history not being accurate, the origin of humanity, aliens, the reality of Earth and what it is and who lives here and how we got the technologies that we have. It would flip people into a frenzy. It sucks because we do deserve to know and have full disclosure, but there's going to be collateral damage to people because their perspective is so ingrained in what they believe reality is. We have these people that watch MSM, and they believe that everything that comes across on mainstream media is true.

Then they look everybody else who doesn't believe it, and they think they're crazy. If you think you're the one that is grounded in reality and everybody else is crazy, and then it comes out that actually everybody else sees it and you don't, think what that would do to your worldview. It would be tough, dude.

See, I feel like we would be at a point, man. Honestly, if they came, I think there's a good point.

We are at a point. Yeah.

But I feel like there's a couple of things, man. It's like, even if they came out and said, Okay, Aliens are real. We've had them here. Here they are. This is what they fucking look like. I feel like there would be a lot of people that would be like, Okay, all right. Yeah, of course.

We knew it. We would be like that. Let me see. Joe Rogan would be like that.

What's a dick look like?

That'd be your first question, wouldn't it? Yeah, we would be like that, but also we're open to the idea that we're being lied to about everything.

Which brings the second point, though. Okay, how would we even know that their truth is now the truth?

Well, hold on. What if they just said, Oh, aliens exist, and here's a video of them, and it's AI?

That's what I'm saying. What do you think that process would even look like, man? As far as true declassification, what does the truth... How do you get the truth to be out there? What does that look like? Because I don't want the same motherfuckers who two weeks ago told me that vaccines were safe and effective, telling me that UFOs Our current people would just say, Hey, we put it out, and then you'd read it, and everything would be redacted.

Then they would say, Oh, we put it out.

You did it.

That's what they would do. I don't know, dude. I don't know what that would look like. I know this, though. I know a lot of people lose their fucking minds because they probably started with a little bit of a lie, a little bit more of a lie, a little bit more of a lie. I think they're lying about so much now that it doesn't even really represent our current reality. I especially think they lie about the capabilities of the human individual. I think that humans are much more capable of manifesting and controlling their outcomes than We've never, ever been told. I think we've intentionally been told we are powerless, weak individuals so that we are easy to control.

I mean, bro, that would make sense, man, because even if you go back 12,000 years, the beginning expanding of human existence, what we call humans now, it's like, you look at simple shit. Look at the pyramids. There's hieroglyphs of fucking UFOs and spacecraft and fucking pyramids and shit. Two things can't be true at the same time. It can't be true that we went 12,000 years, no significant advancements, and all of a sudden, we have a computer that fits into our fucking pocket.

Yeah, all of a sudden- At the same time. Hold on. Yeah, all of a sudden, all this technology started happening in the '50s. Right. We were right around the time that, apparently, Roswell had UFOs that crashed there. Dude, come on, man. You know what I'm saying? Dude, I get it.

It just doesn't make sense.

Then when you look at all the way back, when you look all the way back into Anthropology, 12,000 years ago, there's this anthropologist named Robert Seffer, who is on S-E-P-H-E-R on YouTube, and He's got some interesting videos about the anthropologist perspective of history, which is the accurate interpretation of history because we have the facts in the archeology to back It's a mess up, right? He did this one on how basically all across the Earth, there are ancient symbols that are consistent on continents that are separated by masses of oceans, right? They're the same exact drawings.

That could not be accessible back then.

Yes. Then when you talk to people, they're like, Well, that was back when there was Pangea, and it was one big thing. No, it wasn't. That's not accurate. How the fuck did all these civilizations all across the world come up with the same ideas, the same drawings, the same figures, the same similar language, similar technology. Why are they all telling the same story? Why don't they tell a story of a half-fish, half-human that came on a boat to their land and taught them all these things? They all tell the same story. It was a half-fish, half-human person that was a superior being that came in, taught them the technology, and left. If you look into... I know people that have never looked into it. They think that's crazy. But if you look into it, that's the story, and there's drawings of We don't know. Somebody knows this shit. You know what I mean? In the Vatican, bro, there's tens of thousands of books that aren't even allowed to be viewed or read. Why is that? Same thing over in Tibet. There's tens of thousands of ancient books that aren't even allowed to be accessed or read.

Why is that? There's a lot here, man. It's not just like, oh, aliens, do they exist or not? We don't even know the origin of humanity for real. Everybody says, well, I know it's God. I agree there's a God, but you still don't know. You weren't there. You don't know the science. There's science that says that fucking the Ananaki came out of fucking nowhere. What happened before that? Well, God just formed this dude and threw him in a hole, and they fucking showed up in Iraq. You know what I'm saying? It just doesn't It just doesn't... There's just a lot more to it, bro.

I got really high one night. This was a while ago. Last night? No, not last night. It was a while ago. I got really high. I watched that movie, Interstellar. That's probably one of my favorite movies ever. It hit me, though. Aliens are just us from the future. Just a more advanced form of human.

Who knows?

That's what my belief is. Really? Yeah. They're humans that are just way more advanced. I'm talking about thousands of years ahead of us.

It was some I don't know, man.

We'll see. Listen, they let it choose out.

Look, dude, here's what I think. I don't like when people talk about this shit in like, this is the way it is. We'll talk about this, and then people will say, No, this is what happened. You don't fucking know that. You don't fucking know that. Nobody knows because we're being lied to. There's people that know, but we're not being told the truth.

I'm not the person that knows, and you ain't the person that knows.

Yeah, and dude, we should be allowed to know the truth, man. We should be allowed to know what the deal is. Yeah, I got it. The only way that they wouldn't allow us to know, what is their main mission. Their main mission is control. So the only reason that they wouldn't allow us to know, in my opinion, is because they use religion to control the populace. Okay? If something like this came out, it would shatter a lot of people's belief in that code of ethics and structure. Control mechanism. Right, exactly. Maybe that's not exactly what they think. But the point is, we're not being told the truth because whatever the truth is, is going to make it harder for them to control and rule over us.

I think a little bit of that, too, man. It could also just be something that's so simple as, okay, maybe there's infinite power. You know what I'm saying?

Maybe you have it.

Maybe We have it. That's what I'm saying. So there's no need for a fucking utility bills no more. You know what I'm saying? And so the effect.

Well, Tesla fucking already made that, bro.

You know what I'm saying? So it's like, I think there's something there.

You think Tesla came up with wireless electricity that can be transmitted through fucking radio towers, and then all of a sudden, the dude just dies? Yeah, right. Where does technology go? Oh, it just stopped? No, these motherfuckers have it in the archive, and they don't want to use it because, bro, listen, they got the cure to cancer. They got the cure to free energy. They have the cure to all this. The reason they don't fucking put it in is because it takes away the economic value that these other people who donate to these people's political campaigns and make them rich, it takes away their power to make money. So there's interest, financial interest, to keeping this shit secret.

That's my take on it, man. That's how I see it. Guys, jump down in the comments and let us know what you guys think about this topic. With that being said, let's go crew some of these comments, man. We missed them yesterday with Mighty Mouse.

Yeah, we got That was a full show. That was the full boat. Very girthy. Bro, very girthy and long.

Yeah.

Long for a white guy. Hey. Above average. Hey, That was a fun show, bro. That was great. He's one of my favorite guests we ever had, if not my favorite. I'd agree. Yeah.

Chad Wright, better get a-Chat Wright.

Come on, man. Chad Wright is one of my favorites, too.

They're neck and neck, not physically because Chat is a little taller. But yeah, they're there.

That dude's funny, and he's with it.

He's with the shit, man. But yeah, let's crew some of these comments.

Bro, I didn't know what to expect. I didn't know what- I was nervous. I didn't know. I never met him. You would have thought we knew him for 15 years, bro. You would have thought. Yeah, he said one or two things. I'm like, All right, this is it right here.

He brought up Oprah fucking lying about his shit. I'm like, Oh, this is going to be great.

Bro, that motherfucker's funny as fuck.

He's awesome, man. Yeah, he's awesome. Well, guys, let's check out some of these comments.

Oh, by By the way, I want to say this, too. I know I said Jake Paul on the show yesterday, but I watched about three or four videos of Mike Tyson last night.

You're going, Mike?

Hold on. He's pissed. He's not... He ain't playing around. So I'm going to have to retract that statement, and I'm going to have to go back to, I don't know.

Oh, that's bullshit.

That's such a cop out. No, it's not. That's a cop out. Jake's my friend. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. So I'm not going to fucking I go against him. I'm just saying Mike's pissed. You know what happens when Mike's pissed? He's going to fuck you in the ass. Dude, listen, bro. He feels disrespected. You can fucking see it.

You could hear it. Bro. You could hear it through the tease, bro. You could hear it.

Fuck, I don't know, man. I'm excited to watch it, dude. It's going to be a good fight. I'm excited to watch it. Fuck. Yeah. Bro, listen. I just saw two videos. Did you see him yell at that fucking lady? That lady said, What happens if you I'm not going to lose. And he goes, I'm not going to lose. And then she goes, Yeah, but you said, I'm not going to lose. You're not hear what I said? I'm like, Holy shit, bro. She's like, Okay, thank you.

I mean, listen, dude.

Bro, and then they did their little face off today, and Mike came out. Jake's a showman. You know what I'm saying?

He didn't do some shit on his ears or something?

Yeah. I mean, he's a showman, dude. He came out, and they were squaring up, and Mike fucking just looked looked at him, and then when it was done, he turned around, walked the fuck away. I could almost see it on Jake like, Hey, we cool, bro? You know? Like, Dude, I'm telling you, that shit doesn't just disappear, bro. No, it doesn't. That's the thing. It does not just go away. When you're that level of a dude, I think Mike Tyson might kill himself to fucking win that fight if he has to.

I think he's going to put it all on the line.

Dude, I think so, too. He looks pissed. Yeah. It doesn't seem like he's gasing the fight up. It seems authentically mad.

I think it started out as this friendly route that was supposed to be fun. But then something happened, bro.

No, here's what happened. People started picking Jake Paul, and this motherfucker is one of the greatest boxers of all time. If you're one of the greatest of all time, and then everybody starts picking the other guy, bro, you're going to get pissed off. You're going to get pissed off.

Jake better bring his lunch money, bro.

I'm just saying. I'm going back to, I don't know. First of all, he made me make a pick. I wasn't ready to make a pick. I felt forced. I felt oppressed.

Show me where you heard.

Yeah, well, I got two black guys, and I'm the only white guy. I felt like you guys were going to beat me up. Fuck, bro. I thought I was about to get gangraped or something. Tell me who's going to win.

Tell me who's going to win.

That's right. I'm like, Okay. Who do you think is going to win? I think Jake Paul, me Two. Fuck, dude.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, man. I'm just trying not to get my ass beat over here. All right. Well, guys- I'm being to get my ass beat by a 118-pound dude. Oh, he would have did it. I fucking know. He fucking choked my head right off. Listen, Gina- How much he weigh for real? What's he weigh? What's his? 145?

He's strong as shit.

Bro, I'm going to tell you right now, that motherfucker pop your head off like a fucking grape.

Bro, listen, he'd have to meet Gina. Huh? He'd have to meet Gina.

Oh, yeah.

You're shooting Oh, absolutely. There's no doubt. Bro, listen, this is a life lesson for all you guys out there. I learned this very quick.

I'll tell you one, too. Go ahead, tell yours.

I learned this when I was bouncing in the bars, bro. At 17. You don't fuck with people with cauliflower here.

Oh, no, that's a fact. You don't do it. Ever.

So if you got cauliflower here, there's a high probability you're going to get shot by it.

Walked away.

Because I'm not going to fight you.

Yeah, I'm not going to fight you. Here's the other rule. And I ain't no bitch. Here's the other rule.

You got cauliflower in? No.

When you young bucks want to fuck with someone who's over 40, Remember, first of all, they've been fighting their whole lives because that's what we did growing up. Second of all, they're probably tired and sore and their knees hurt and shit, and they're probably just going to shoot you in the fucking face. Keep that in mind. People above 40 are more likely to shoot you.

You're going to hear two pops. First, the knee's going to pop, then the gun's going to go pop.

Yeah, that's right. Bro, Sal and I used to fight all the time. Remember when we fucking started? The first week you were here, we got in a fistfight. I remember that. You didn't know who to I can pull off of who.

I'm like, Fuck, this guy hired me to... But that's his brother.

But dude, we made an agreement after that because it hurts too bad. Yeah, we got to out for it, man. Remember, I was injured for seven weeks after that. So was he.

Yeah. Family pictures got messed up.

I got pictures. He was fucking mad.

All right, well, guys, let's check some of these comments out from you guys. You guys never fail to amaze Let's go to this first one. This first one is from at make them say... Make 'em say Alex.

Make 'em say... All right.

I think that's what it is. He says, Andy saying she will cut you is funny. I'm Mexican and was cut by one of my exes, so that's pretty accurate. Who are we talking about?

Aoc, man.

Was it AOC? Yeah. No. Who? Diego's mom.

Diego's mom?

Yeah, being Hispanic. Yeah.

Well, both of them probably catch you.

No. Aoc, maybe not. Maybe. Her eyes are...

She got crazy eyes. Fuck, yeah, she got crazy eyes because she's crazy. Yeah, that's true.

All right. Yeah. All right.

Well, thanks for the- I would love to have AOC on the show.

She wouldn't do it.

The other day when she put her little chat box up, said, Who Who do you guys listen to if you voted for Trump? And I fucking wrote in the box. I said, Me. Come on the show. It'll be fair. We'll have a good time. I put it in there four different times. So I know she saw it. Yeah, she had to see it. Yeah, but she didn't fucking hit me back. She left me on red.

That's where it starts. That's how you get cut. That's how you get cut. See what I'm saying? Because you don't take the warning, bro. Yeah. Next thing you know is you're throwing a chocolate at your head. Alex, we appreciate the The-Yeah, man. Try-the information there.

Yeah. Sorry about the cut.

Where, though? Where were you cut? We got to comment that, though. Where were you cut? Yeah. Because I'm cut, technically.

Huh? What? Yeah. Okay.

Next one. Last comment comes from at Bayly McDonald, 5928. She says, No, you can keep whatever that is. We have enough I have two issues in Australia to deal with. We don't want that bullshit here. I'm talking about Tim-Tam.

I know who she's talking about. Well, you don't want them, what are we going to do with them?

We don't fucking want them. He already signed the paperwork.

Yeah, he's coming, dude. You're going to be your neighbor, Bayly McDonald.

Isn't that funny? Yeah. How he's okay with having to sign paperwork to go to Australia, but illegal migrants can come here without paperwork, and it's fine?

Where are these people?

He's not complaining about paperwork going there.

Listen, Most people have the ability to discern their own hypocrisy, at least most of the time. Of course, we're all hypocrites in certain points. We might say one thing and do another. It's called human nature. But these people here, they don't have They don't have any fucking... They don't have any recognizing, any ability to recognize their own hypocrisy. It's a square circle, bro. Yeah, it's weird.

It's weird shit, man. Guys, Bayly, Alex, Shwilly, we appreciate you, man.

Bayly, enjoy your new neighbors.

Both of them. Guys, we appreciate you for being real-ass fans, man. Keep liking, keep commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed. Hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest drops from Real AF. With that being said, let's get to The Red Line. Number two. This one is great because we mentioned it a little bit yesterday, I think, the new Dogey.

The Doge?

I don't know how you pronounce it. I think it's Doge. Is it Doge? I wish it should be Dogey.

Department of Government Efficiency.

Department of Government Efficiency, right? You got Trump, who is bringing in this new department. You got Elon Musk and Vivek running it, okay? Now, leaving to MSM, they're going to do some fear mongering.

They can't talk about either one of them. Otherwise, it's racism.

It is.

We established-It's very racist to talk about an African-American and an Indian-American.

It's fucked up. Yeah. It's fucked up. Are they not qualified?

Yeah. Well, I mean, clearly, Elon knows how to use a computer.

Oh, shit. But leave it to MSM. They're going to try to do some fear mongering. I thought this was interesting. This is coming from CNN, of course. Trump wants Elon Musk to overhaul the government. Here's what could be on the chopping block. They go into this stupid fucking article, and I'm not even going to read all of it. But they talk about Elon Musk, and he's a billionaire, one of the richest men on Earth who runs several companies, and he does them so good. Why should he be in charge of government efficiency? I think it's pretty fucking clear. That's exactly why. It's exactly why.

Dude, what is it with these fucking idiots that can't understand that to be in charge of a government is no different than being in charge of a company. It's being in charge of the most powerful company in the world. Do you want to elect someone based upon their gender or their skin tone or they're being the first this to run the most powerful country in the world? If you do, it's because you're a fucking idiot.

Yeah. Listen, and if they are going to do that, then again, he qualifies for that, too. He's the first African-American to lead the Department of Government Efficiencies.

The guy's a creative thinker plus a competent operator, which is a huge, huge, huge deal because very few people have both those skill sets. He runs Tesla. Tesla is a completely innovative company. How can we do cars? Well, we could do them like this, and he starts making it up. He's not like, Hey, we're going to do GM and own a little bit better. There's levels to this fucking game. I want to go to Mars, so I'm going to build my own fucking NASA. My point here, PayPal. He thinks completely outside the realm of the structure that most people think, which is a requirement to innovate and push forward. And I actually think because of those skill sets, there is nobody more qualified to do what he's been tasked with doing. Because what we need to do is we need to take the entire government. Imagine if to renew your license plates, you just went on the internet and fucking typed in a few words. Instead of going to the license office, wasting half a day, dealing with a bunch of bullshit, blah, blah, blah. All of this stuff should be on blockchain. All of this shit should be immediate, instantaneous.

It should be very low cost, if not free. He's going to do all those things in every way possible. That's what I think.

Well, they're trying to scare people into thinking that they're talking about cutting Medicare, Medicaid, and the children's health insurance program, the I bet he will cut.

I'm sure there's going to be some trim. I bet he will cut the bullshit out of it.

I think there's definitely some fat that could be trimmed off from there for sure. But I want to direct our time and energy to what really is the shit that needs to be getting cut. Let's check this out. This is where Elon Musk can start cutting federal spending from transgender monkeys to DEI and checks to dead people. This is a great fucking article by New York Post. Let's dive into this. So the first thing they could check, a waste of a day. Feds paid $1.3 billion to dead people last year. Last year?

Mm-hmm.

We're not talking about fucking Medicaid. What could we do with $1.3 billion? Do a lot going back just to the people.

Do a lot.

The federal government mistakenly paid $1.3 billion to dead people in the fiscal year 2023, according to US Office of Management and Budgets reporting on improper payments. Other things they've put out, behind bars benefits. Prisoners thought to still be free and out of work, received $171 million in unemployment payments or Social Security in 2023. Medicaid, Medicare also sent out $ 101 billion in improper payments Payments, largely due to fraud and tax cheats, took the IRS for at least $546 million.

I don't like that one. I would say everything the IRS, it's not a tax sheet, it's a fucking individual cheat.

Yeah, that's true. Other things that no pointless government money goes to, talk about cutting the fat, Russian cat research. In 2021-Yeah, they fucking killed Krums, bro. Bro, I think Krums was-They killed Krums.

He knew too much.

Bro, that was him a side hit, bro.

He knew too much, bro. They killed him. In 2021-You know who killed him, too? Who? Dr. Death. Oh, Fouchy. Fucking Fauci. Fauci killed Krums, bro.

Listen, with RFK getting in, the cat was probably fucking out with too much Aspartame.

Yeah, well, it ain't bringing crumbs back, man.

Have you been seeing those reels of the RFK stuff? Of Junior?

Bro. Rfk? What do you do?

Bro, they're making reels of him now, fucking shred it. He is shredded. He is shredded.

No, but like- Like 30-year-old shredded.

Like ridiculously shredded. They have his voice over this clip, and it's like this dude going to open up his fridge and pull out a Diet Coke, and then Hey, you fat fuck. No, it's RFK. It's like, Stay away from the Aspartame.

I'm here to work for you, even if you don't like it.

It's like, Today we're hitting buys and tries. It's fucking great. But yeah, cat research. In 2021, the National Institute of Health awarded half a million dollars to a Russian lab performing experiments on cats, including removing part of their brains and seeing if they could still walk on drehmills.

That is so fucked up. Why are we doing that?

I don't think they're actually doing that.

Yeah, they're just saying they're doing it and taking the money. Exactly.

This, for example, other wasteful government spending.

I don't know, bro. You saw that experiment Fauci was doing with the fucking With the beagles?

Yeah.

Yeah, maybe they are. Dude, Fauci's going to hell, bro. Oh, there's no doubt. Yeah. He's caused so much pain, so much suffering. He's a sick fuck.

He is. But other wasteful government spending, Biden's Irish boondoggle. American taxpayers shelled out $4 million last year for Joe and Hunter Biden to go on a trip to Ireland, as the post reported. That included $1.2 million on an elaborate sound system and light show for a Biden speech and $760,000 to rent out an entire hotel in Dublin. Just wasteful spending. $50 million to a firm that runs Monkey Island. It's a colony of around 3,000 primates that are sent to research labs. They also sent $3.7 million that was used to fund a study on monkeys and gambling. How about the insurance insurance companies that give you an aspirin and charge you $700.

How about that? How about we start there? Fuck the monkey shit, because that's where most of the shit comes from.

Yeah, well, it's funny you say that. I mean, even on the healthcare, we're still paying for the pandemic.

Of course we are.

There's still millions of dollars, billions of dollars. Fema is expected to spend another $70 billion on the pandemic in 2026, six years after it fucking started. Dr. Fauci, he's been receiving $15 million worth of security this year.

Bro, how much security is that? That's a shit ton of security. No, I know. Think about what we spend.

That's a shit ton. Right.

What the fuck do they have?

All of it.

Is that like an army of robots? What the fuck they got?

Bro, it's a lot. That's a lot of shit right there. That's a lot of power. This is crazy. Drag shows in Ecuador. Taxpayer money is going to the State Department awarded a $20,000 grant to a center in Ecuador that was used for 12 drag theater performances in a two-minute documentary.

Well, Look, there's a billion things like this. Yeah, it's all over.

China. I mean, it's all over there. But one of the other things that are interesting, obviously, there's a lot of government waste that goes on.

Department of Health and Human Services hired 294 employees at a cost of 38.7 million to oversee DEI, as reported by Open the Books. $40 million to say that people who aren't qualified should get jobs over people who are.

What does that come down to in salary? 38.7 divided by 294. $131,000 a year? Yeah. That's crazy.

Yeah, to say, Okay, well, you have this color skin or you have this genitalia, and this guy's more qualified than you, so you get the job.

Makes sense. Yeah, makes perfect sense. But Elon, he's been doing some other things, too. He's also changing some stuff up at Twitter, which is what I want to move this next convo to. Have you been seeing the mass exodus of Twitter, the Twitter rights? By mass exodus, I mean five people.

You got Joy Reid.

She's leaving Twitter as liberal tantrums over Elon Musk and Trump's spot.

Joy Reid needs to leave the US. I think so, too. Yeah, she's a fucking racist. Straight up racist. Imagine if a white person went on TV and talked about black people the way she talks about white people.

Said half the shit she says the other way. Yeah, Joy reads out.

That's what I'm happy about. Racism is is going to get to the point where racism is racism. It's not just one way. If you judge someone based off the color of their skin for any reason whatsoever, you're a world-class piece of shit. That's the bottom line. Racism is racism, whether it's towards black people or white people or Asians or Jews or fucking whatever. It's just bad people and good people, dude. Is this person a bad person? Is this person a good person? If we would just get to that, we could actually find out who is at the bottom of all of these fucking rat holes that cause all this shit, right? I don't know.

Yeah. Let's check her video out.

Hey, guys. So today, I finally did something I've been meaning to do for a while. The reason for doing it and kissing goodbye, my 1.9 million followers- Too many white people. Is because I hadn't been posting for a long time. I just didn't want to contribute content once it was purchased by its present owner. But just having it there, I was only holding on to it because I really didn't want someone trying to take over that name and using it for nefarious purposes. I was a little bit worried about that. Also every so often, I would use it to just look at news that was trending and what's happening, and I would just use it as an aggregator. But I just realized that that's not really worth it. Because in order to do the news aggregation and just look at all, You have to wade through a lot of dreck and a lot of just abuse and a lot of just negativity. Yeah, you do. The abuse that was the response and the backlash of the shit you've been doing for 15 years, lady.

Yeah.

By the way, nice hair.

She's not the other one.

She just put her fucking wig back on. What do you mean? She does. Fuck, bro. When you get a hairline like that, you don't let it quit on you. You got to fire it.

Listen, it's the only fight I've ever lost.

Yeah, but you know what? You didn't lose it because you fired it. You know what I'm saying? I lost. No, you didn't. You only lose if you try to hang on to it like she's doing. Okay. All right. You know?

So I didn't lose my fight.

No, you won because you said, You fucking quit on me? Fuck you. You're fired.

You can't fire me.

I'll fire you. Yeah, that's right. You're not breaking up with me. I'm breaking up with you. Fuck you. That's what she failed to do. Yeah. And she's not... I mean, by the way, what's up with the cultural appropriation of her blonde hair? What's up with that?

All right, now, Joy.

Yeah.

Yeah. You got some explaining to do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. She's not the only faggot that left. Don Lemon. Don Lemon left, too. Donnie. He didn't leave yet. He's leaving tomorrow.

Didn't he try to extort Elon for some fucking contract or something?

I think so, yeah. Elon said no.

They had a disagreement, right? Listen, man, you guys are irrelevant, man. Joy Reid quit because no one cares what she says.

No, but she was getting hammered.

Every day.

Every day, bro.

That's because she's legit, divisive, and racist, man. Bro, Bro, these people who are all... Do you have anything in here about the mainstream media in the next topic? Did you see all these people getting fired from MSM? All these people that are getting released and let go and shit? Let's talk Oh, yeah, dude, all the main hosts are on the chopping block at CNN and MSNBC, allegedly.

Nobody's watching this shit.

I know. But see, this is their move. My point here is that that's their move to regain credibility. They've realized that these people have exhausted their credibility, so they need new faces. Apparently, they're trying to get some pro-Trump voices on their networks.I.

Have heard that.Yeah. They're trying to go bless bias.

So ABC, just going to throw this out I will be a host on one of your shows. Me and DJ, we come as a package, and we will be the counter to the rest of the... And we can handle them all. All you need is us. We'll just go on every show and be the voice. You guys pay me money.

My reparations amount is going to be pretty high.

That's right. Pay me a lot of money. Pay DJ a lot of money. We'll come on your TV, and we'll get the ratings up there. I promise you.

If you don't hire us, it's racism.

We're suing. Yeah, that's right. Fucking racism.

I'm African-American with an African-American credit score. I demand to be heard.

I am a persecuted white man.

Who was forced to pick Jake Paul?

I was bullied by two black men on my own show.

This is one of the pictures from that study with the monkeys doing casino shit. Really? Yeah, monkeys learning how to gamble.

3.7 million dollars right there. That monkey's smarter than me, dude. I don't know how to play poker or anything. I don't. I never wanted to learn, bro. Really? Yeah, it's like cocaine. I don't want to touch it. That's smart. Bro, if things are going to be bad for me like that, I don't even fucking go near them.

That's smart, man.

I'll end up being that weirdo fucking high on cocaine at the car table, one of them clear visors on.

Five in the morning. Yeah, man, guys, jumping on this convo, man. Now, let's know what you guys think down in the comments.

I will say this. I love Vivek, and I love Elon Musk, and I believe If they do what they say they're going to do, they could be the two most historically relevant individuals in our government in modern history.

For the next century, bro.

In modern history, bigger than a president, bigger than anybody, because what actually needs to happen here is what they are claiming they are going to do, which is removing the bureaucracy and reducing the bureaucracy from what is currently the biggest government in the history of human history down to a functional cash flow, positive, non-wasteful business that serves the people. If they do that, bro, not only will our country be out of debt. We won't pay the taxes we're paying, not even close. We don't need to. No. That can be done quickly. I'm very excited. I'm very confident in both of their abilities. There's been a lot of pics, and a lot of them I am excited about. Some of them I don't get at all, like this Marco Rubio pick.

Yeah, for Secretary of State.

Not only that, dude, I don't like these pro-Israel people, dude. I don't like it. It doesn't have a place in our government. It's not a priority for us. I don't mind if you're a regular person and you love Israel, and it's a big deal. But this is fucking America, dude. The Israeli influence in our government is unacceptable, just as it would be unacceptable for any country to have that level of influence in our government. It's not an anti-Semitic thing. It's not anything against Jews. It's the principle of a government having that much control over our government. When Pete Hegset, who I gave amazing words to yesterday, stands up today and says, freedom, or what do you say, something, patriotism and Zionism are the forefront. No, patriotism. Zionism is for there. It's all the way across the world. It's for them. Zionism does not belong in our government. We can be allies and we can help each other without that much influence happening in our government. It has to end at some point. We need to be American first. I'm really tired of the people who claim to be America first, going up there and talking about this.

If there's someone who can explain to me the relationship and why it's that important, I would love to hear it, but I have not heard a valid argument from anybody as to why we should have dual citizens of another country in our government making policy decisions that serve them and then us. It should be American first, dude. And so when Pete says, because I have all the respect in the world for Hegset and Pete. I do. But what the fuck, man? This is America. Let's be American first. Don't go up there now all of a sudden, fucking start spewing up all these talking points because you think you need to to get financed for some future bullshit.

Yeah, I don't like it.

I don't like it either, dude. And there's a number of pics that he made that are like that. And bro, that makes me think Trump hasn't learned his motherfucking lesson. It really makes me think that Trump is going to go in and fucking potentially do the same shit that happened to him last time. I don't know, dude. I hope I'm wrong, and maybe there's a bunch of shit I don't know. There probably is. But America should be for Americans. And until our country looks how it should look, and until we are a superior country to every other country in the world in terms of our infrastructure, our technology, the quality of living, the income standard, all of these things. Until we're the best, zero dollars to anybody else, fucking anybody. That's my position.

Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline, headline number three. This was interesting. This just came out today. Onion. They buy Alex Jones's Info Wars at auction with backing from Sandy Hook families. You see this? Yeah. Interesting. The satirical news source, The Onion, outbid rivals for Alex Jones's Info Wars at a bankruptcy auction, backed by families of Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting victims, owed more than $1 billion in defamation judgments against the broadcaster for calling the 2012 Massacre a hoax. The sell price was not disclosed when the families confirmed the deal on Thursday. The dissolution of Alex Jones's assets and the death of Infowars is the justice we have long waited and fought for. Robbie Parker, who's daughter Emily was killed in the 2012 shooting in Connecticut, sent in a statement provided by his lawyer and seen by the Associated Press. Now, Alex Jones, he's 50. He confirmed the Onion's acquisition of InfoWars in a social media post and said he planned to file legal challenges to stop it. I just got word 15 minutes ago that my lawyers and folks met with the US trustee over our bankruptcy this morning, and they said they are shutting us down even without a court order this morning, Jones said.

The Connecticut Democrats with the Onion newspaper bought us, he added. Now, he started Info Wars back in 1999, and it's been going on for a long time. Again, I don't know if that's I don't know how much Info Wars is actually worth.

I don't know if it's- They just bought a bunch of podcast equipment, dude, and some cameras, and a fucking backdrop. On top of that, maybe any contracts that they had signed-Sponsorship. Yeah, but it's worthless without Alex Jones. All he has to do is go start another one called fucking Bozo Wars or whatever the fuck he wants to call it. You know what I'm saying? Misinfo Wars. Yeah. I mean, dude, look, it's a fucking nothing burger. I mean, they're not going to stop them. All we would have to do is call Alex and say, Hey, bro, why don't you come sit on our show and whatever ads you bring, you keep the money for that. And then he's making the same fucking money doing the same shit. Alex has a fucking fan base. You can't stop that.

It's him.

Yeah. That would be like they come in and, Oh, we fucking forced Andy to sell real AF. Well, I'm going to start fucking real AF tomorrow.

Really, Yeah.

It's ridiculous.

Yeah.

Now, I mean, dude, I'm not sitting here saying that what he said was right or wrong or whatever. I think that's very insensitive to make light of a situation where people actually die, people lose their kids. I remember that shooting, dude. It was horrible. We hear about these shootings, and they're all horrible, but that was one that was the first time it was little bitty kids. You know what I'm saying? It was horrible. I don't know why he would think that was made up. I don't know Alex Jones. I think he makes some good points. A lot of times, I think he's well-read on the shit. I think he knows a lot of shit. I think he gets a little bit out there sometimes, and I think this is one of the cases where he got a lot out there and a bit him in the ass. Yeah, big time. Yeah. But forcing him out a business, finding them a billion dollars and all this shit.

That's the part that bothers me. Is the government overreaching this?

Yeah, that's what it is. It's government overreach.

A billion dollars, bro.

Yeah, come on, dude.

That's insane.

I agree.

It's insane. I agree. It's just like... Well, and here's what people...

When you say that, there's going to be people who say, Well, what he did was absolutely horrible. Okay, sure. Absolutely. But there's people out there that actually kill kids that don't get fined a billion dollars. There's rich people that fucking crash their car and kill a family, and they come out of prison still fucking rich.

If they go to prison at all.

That's what I'm saying, bro. So this is not okay. Where people need to really be careful before they jump on this shit and say, Oh, yeah, get them, is that it's setting a precedent for them to get you, too.

It does. It does. The other part, too, that bothers me on this, man, is just we have to be very, very honest with ourselves and very careful when we talk about the freedoms that we have in this country. If we're going to say we have free speech, free speech means that You can say something I don't like.

Anything. Anything you want. That's what free speech means.

That's the textbook definition.

Free speech means that as long as it's relatively true, you could say it. I don't know that he had any proof that that was true. As much as I say there's no limits to free speech, I mean, how many times have we had to file lawsuits on people that fucking completely make up shit about me? Completely make it up. You know what I mean? Fuck, dude, I got people in this building. That's all they fucking do, is attack the internet for people to fucking tell lies. You know what I'm saying?

Where it gets blurry, though, is that when an opinion... Because maybe you didn't phrase it. I don't know. That's the other thing. It's hard to even find what the original point was that was where this is all contended on. But it does get blurry, man. It's like my opinion is my opinion. Now, whether he said it was his opinion or not, or said this is a fact, I don't know. But, dude, you get hurt by my opinion.

That's fine. Well, motherfucker, Kamala Harris was just in front of the fucking White House saying that Donald Trump and all of us are Nazis.

We're her billion dollar from her.

That's right.

I want to sue her for defamation.

Me, too.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Listen, bro, calling someone a Nazi is a big fucking deal. If they're not a fucking Nazi, then where is the fucking accountability to those people? But there's accountability to him.

Right. You know what I'm saying? What this really was is this is to show everybody else.

Yeah, this is a fucking intimidation tactic. That's all it is. They wanted to fucking hit Alex Jones with a billion dollars to shut people like me and you and everybody else up. Rogan, shut up. People CPD, shut up. Fricella, DJ, shut up. You're going to lose all your shit. That's right.

It's fucked up. It's fucked up, man. Other things, too, though, quickly on government overreach. Did you see this? Biden's FBI rates home of Pauley market CEO after gambling platform.

Yeah, that's retaliatory, dude.

Successfully predicts Trump's victory.

Yeah, that's straight up payback. Political revenge. Bro. Yeah. Well, I mean, that shit's all I'm going to stop here in a couple of months.

I pray to God.

As long as fucking Trump actually gets in. Dude, I still cannot shake the feeling that these people have a plan. They are not... I would say as the days go by, When I'm starting to watch the media companies fire their fucking personalities and shit, and I'm starting to see some of these changes being made, I'm thinking less and less that a plan, but 2% less. I still think these people are going to try to fucking kill Trump. I think they're going to blame it on Iran. I think they're going to try to get all Trump's people fired up to go to war with Iran. Then they get rid of Trump. They get to war with Iran. They all make a bunch of money. They remove the most capable American males from society by putting them to war who are the resistance of their plan and their policies and their platform. Then they get to say, Oh, there's free and fair elections. Look, Trump won, but they killed him. You see what I'm saying? Everything that could happen from that standpoint benefits them. When all things are all things, the simplest thing makes sense. The simplest thing is not, Oh, they're just going to give up and let him walk right in.

That's not the simplest.

The charity does not stop itself, bro.

No, dude, 100%. It never has. Never has. I We will see. I hope Trump and his people are very fucking careful.

I hope, too.

I hope they're very on top of it, dude.

I also hope, too, that the majority of people also will be smart enough to be able to use common sense to know that if that does happen, and they do try to blame it on us.Who did it? It's not them.

Not only that, bro, I hope that people, I hope just people in general are aware enough to pay attention and just watch. If you see weird shit happening wherever wherever you are, especially if you're in the vicinity of fucking Trump, in his town, you need to say something. Dude, I don't know, man. I think you guys who listen regularly and have listened for a number of years, you know I have a unique ability to be able to see things coming down the pipe. That is just what the fuck I'm seeing, and I'm just being honest about it. Yeah, man. It bothers me, dude. I don't like it.

Yeah, dude. Guys, jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. That's where we bring a headline in, we talk about it, and it gets one of those two options. So with that being said, let's get to our Thumbs Up. Got a video for you we're going to start with. All right. Now, you guys have been listening, watching for any extent of time. You guys know that we like bears. Bears are a common theme on this show. You have a Rolls-Royce, right? Two of them. You get two of them. Nice Rolls-Royce. That's right. What's a Rolls-Royce, plural?

Rolls-royce. Okay.

You got two Rolls. Yeah.

All right. I got Rollses.

Because you got some Rolls.

I got a couple of Rollses.

I'm familiar with the rolls.

What did you say, Joe?

They're assholes.

What did they say?

I got rolls, too.

You got Rolls. I got everybody. Hey, grown men's got rolls, bro.

Yeah, I mean, it's a baller shit. It is.

It's like, look at Rick Ross, bro.

Dig boss status. Yeah.

I'm just saying, the ladies like a roll.

Especially during the wintertime, dude. It's cold. You ain't warming shit up.

Yeah. Well, fucking. Get your skinny ass, fucking skeleton ass off me.

Remote control body ass, nigga.

Oh, fuck, dude.

I got a video for you, though. It has to do with a bear and a Rolls-Royce. Okay. All right. Let's check this out. There's no audio, so you guys got to watch on YouTube.

What is that? Is that a fucking bear? That's not a Rolls, though. That's a Rolls. Oh, that is a Rolls.

Came back for a Rolls.

Oh, he upgraded. He was in the Benz, now he's in the Rolls. Yeah. Holy shit, dude.

What's he doing in there? He's fucking the car up.

Why is he... What's going on here?

Yeah, so this was a video- This is in California. This is in California. This is a video that was submitted to the Department of Insurance for an insurance claim of a bear that went in not just one car, but two cars.

The same guy on both cars?

Yeah.

No, he didn't. That's his own circus bear.

They said a bear attacked the Rolls-Royce.

But the real culprit was even stranger.

The footage was shocking. A brown bear, and there hasn't been one of in Southern California for more than a century, breaks into a 2010 Rolls-Royce Ghost seemingly- Hold on.

Was that a fucking dude in a fucking bear suit? Is that what the fuck we just looked at? All right, keep reading, dude. This is fucking funny.

Seemingly using the door handle, then it lumbers around inside the car, raking the leather seats with its mighty claws. Except it wasn't a terrifying beast. It was a person in a bear costume using a kitchen tool designed to shred meat, authority said. So this video was submitted. And the insurance adjusters, they enlisted some help of some biologist from the California Department of Fish and Wildlife to review the videos. And they all said, Yeah, that's a dude in the suit. So they They launched this operation. I call it Operation Bearclaw. They got a warrant for this dude to search his house, and they found this.

Holy shit, man. Okay. All right. First of all, you broke motherfucker. Why the fuck you have a Rolls-Royce if you're committing insurance fraud? You fucking idiot. You can tell he's a fake baller motherfucker because it's a 2010. Yeah. Things worth like 30 bucks. Fucking bear suit's worth more than that.

Bro, well, so just for context, because obviously, pictures were taken of the vehicle's damage and stuff.

Was both cars, this dude? Same guy? Same guy. So this guy is so fucking stupid. He doesn't stop at one car. If it was just one car, he wouldn't got caught. But he's got two cars parked in the exact same spot in the exact same fucking camera angle. Bro, how fucking stupid are you? And then Then you keep the bear suit in your house.

He should have left it in the woods.

That's like committing a murder and then keeping all the blood-soaked shit in your closet.

It's stupid. It's stupid. Now, for context, I want to show you guys what a picture of...

Look at the fucking kitchen meat slasher.

I use that shit on my briskets. Really? Yeah. Brisket. I mean, fuck. So he cut holes through the fucking gloves so he could hold the fucking kitchen claws.

Then he just shredded the seats of his car, his own car.

Well, so I want to show you guys. This is a picture that the Department of Insurance in California used in their case. This is a picture of what an actual vehicle would look like if it was attacked by a bear. Yeah. All right. There's some real damage.

It looks like a bear got it.

Okay. These are the pictures of what the man submit it to insurance was. That's the AMG. And then there's the Rolls-Royce. Totally believable. Totally believable.

Can we get a picture of this guy? I just want to see how fucking dumb he looks.

Look how easy he opened up the door. Come on out, Smogi. I would have got away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

Hold on, go back. What was the date on the first one?

Let's see.

What's the date on that one?

It doesn't show on this one.

What a moron. Yeah. God. What the fuck is wrong with people, dude?

Four people got arrested in this. Ruben, Tam Rezian, who's 26 years old of Glendale, Areit Charkanani, 39, Vihe. I'm not even... Murder, Kanyan. And Alefia Zuckerman.

All right. Zeeshine, what names are those?

Two of them sounded in. In The second and the third one sounded in. But the first and the last one, I don't know. Second one is Ararat Chirkinian.

It sounds like these motherfuckers ran across the border.

Or $142,000. That was a claim?

That was a claim.For those two cars?

For those two cars. 2015 AMG, 2010 Rolls-Royce. They are now facing charges of insurance fraud and conspiracy. Andy, what we got on this, We got a couple of dumb motherfuckers.

That's what we got.

Why they try to pin it on the brown bear?

Hold on, bro. Why? I mean, if they made a black bear, it'd definitely be racist.

Well, that probably would have went through. They're like, Yeah, this makes sense. Black bear.

No, they would have said, Well, you know what? The black bear, he grew up in a bad house, so we're going to let him keep the cars. In the bad cave? Yeah, those are his cars now. Fucking Look, man, it's fucking true. The black bear killed five people.

Whatever. He didn't have a lot of berries to pick around his cave and shit. His dad left him.

You know who's fault it is? It's the fucking polar bear's fault.

It's the polar bear's fault, bro. And the fucking pandas.

Pandas are just as bad because they're halfway bad.

That's right. They got a little...

They're halfway bad.

Oh, my God, dude. We might see Fauci in hell, but I don't know.

Listen. We'll see you there, Fauci. We'll be right there. He'll be in a little hotter spot. We'll be in that warm spot. We'll get a little tan. Not too bad. He's going to be on fucking fire. All right, this is definitely a thumbs down. This could qualify for dumb ass of the fucking week for sure. For effort. Yeah, this is dumb ass of the at least last three months. I like it. Dumb ass of the quarter.

I I like it.

I like it. What are those two handsome boys on that graphic? That's just some baller shit. You know what? I can't wait. Salt and pepper. I can't wait until America gets back to winning. I can't wait till everybody gets back to being ballers. I can't wait till everybody's back to making money and kicking ass and having fun. That's what I can't wait. Oh, it's coming. I know. I could feel it. One way or the other. I feel it. That's why I be flexing my shit because I'm like, It's time to win again.

Yeah, it is, man. Guys, Andy.

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