Transcript of 818. Andy & DJ CTI: Elon Musk Publicized Names Of Gov. Employees He Wants To Cut, Kamala Harris Talks To Supporters & Eagles Fan Taunts LeBron James About Diddy Parties

Yeah. Went for sleeping on the floor. Now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a boat. Fuck a stove.

Counted millions in a cold bed, bitch. Booted swole. Got them on bank road. Can't fold. That's a no head

Happy Thanksgiving. It's real AF show. Welcome. Gobble gobble, niggas. How many cranberries you steal today so far?

We don't I don't do cranberries, bro.

But you don't you don't steal those? What do you do? Is that white

people shit? Yeah. Cranberries is yeah.

I don't like it. You don't like cranberries? Fuck no. Do you?

No. Alright. Well, like, the cranberry sauce?

I don't I don't do cranberries.

I don't just

cut that shit.

I don't do it, bro. Yeah. Dude, I I think that shit's weird.

That's my black side. What do you mean?

I that's what I'm talking about. So what's up? Yeah. Shit, man. Conduct.

What kinda?

What's up? Not much, man.

It's Thanksgiving. It is Thanksgiving, man. A lot to be thankful for. You

know? I agree. Liberal tears. Diversity. Diversity.

Food. Inclusion. People crying on the Internet. Mhmm. Weiner slaps.

Yeah, man. It's a good day. Happy Thanksgiving, guys. And, we got a good show for you guys.

Yeah. We figured we'd, you know, come in on Thanksgiving and record this this morning Mhmm. Before you guys, ate. Well, let's be honest. We love

you guys. Well, let's be honest. You guys need you need some real action, some real as fuck enthusiasm Yeah. In order to go deal with your family. Yes.

You're dealing with all these weirdos and Yeah. Like, these people you never see, and then you gotta pretend like you're like, oh, and, you know, you never talk to them and You're welcome. Yeah. Just throw this shit on right here and ask what's wrong with you. Just put this on the TV.

Yeah, man.

Well, let's do it. You know, I thought, don't forget, guys, obviously.

Yeah. Pay the fee. Don't be

a hoe. Show the show. But I thought in light of, Thanksgiving, actually, you know, Thanksgiving's always a weird time. Right? You go you go, you know, to your families.

Maybe they come to you. I don't know. But, you know, everybody has that 1 liberal family member at least.

Oh, yeah.

Okay?

Yeah.

And this Thanksgiving is gonna be especially interesting because, you know, they're coming off of a a hard time for them. Oh, yeah. You know? And so I thought this was important. You know, this is a new survey, a new study that just came out that we go through this, you know, to kinda educate us, you know, and you guys listen on how to how to, you know, see certain things.

That's very important. Facial expressions that can reveal if someone is suffering from severe depression. Do they have, like, examples? They do. Okay.

Can't wait to see mine on there. I know mine looks like it. It looks like I'm staring off into space.

Well, so doctors may soon be able to diagnose a severe form of depression simply by looking at someone's face. This type of depression called melancholia is marked by a complete loss of interest in daily activities, an inability to respond to any pleasure, sleep problems, slow movements, speech and thoughts, agitation, restlessness, body aches, and trouble with concentration. Now they developed this chart and they say that if you see this chart, you see these facial expressions that that means that somebody's severely depressed. So do you guys you should be watching this while you guys are at dinner tonight.

Those people look like what about that 1 down there on the right? What's that? That lower right 1. What the fuck is that? That looks like a growl.

That

looks like that looks like fucking this is real That looks like Zuul from Ghostbusters. Listen. This is important. Do you know that, Joe? Joe, you know Zuul.

Right? Ghostbusters? The original Ghostbusters, the gatekeeper, the key master, and Zul? I know you don't know. You don't know any good movies.

You probably think the real Ghostbusters is the 1 with all the fat chicks in it.

What? Yep. Yeah, man. Yeah. Well,

if I had someone that looked like that, I'd be depressed too.

How do

you even make that face, dude?

How how do you make that? I don't know, man. But listen. It's important, man. You gotta watch for these signs, guys.

So look for them while you guys are eating. Bro, the funny thing is

go back. That left bottom left 1, the the smile with the mouth closed That's

the white people smile.

Bro, no. It ain't. It's it's the fucking liberal smile. All liberal people smile like that.

I get it all the time from white

Watch AOC smile. And watch anybody that likes AOC, they all smile just like her. And they go like this.

Yes. I call it the like, every white person I've met No.

They don't. I don't do that.

Give me you you gave me that the first thing.

No. You do that when you don't know someone.

Right. That's right.

Like, when you're walking down the when you're walking down the grocery store and

they're I

think it's Midwest thing.

Well, it's showing that Midwest

like at you, and then they look yeah. Because you are depressed. You're in the middle of the grocery store. Fucking everybody's being crabby. And then you see a black guy.

And it everything costs yeah. No comment. There goes the neighborhood.

Goddamn groceries are really expensive. Motherfucker stealing all of

them. This motherfucker will call me on the phone. This is true story. This motherfucker will call me on the phone and be like, bro, you never know what happened at the grocery store. I saw 3 other black people.

Oh, man. Yeah, man.

You gotta be careful out there, guys. You gotta be careful. Yep. So enjoy your Thanksgiving dinners. Let's get to to some headlines.

Let's get to some headlines, man. We got some good ones for you guys. Remember, if you want to see any of these articles, these pictures, links, videos, go to andyforseller.com. We post all of them links for you there. And if you're listening on audio, come check us out on the tube and, let us know what you guys think.

With that being said, let's get you our first headline. We have our number 1. This is interesting. CNN, we like to be diverse here. We're definitely not one-sided.

I wanna dive into the CNN article that just got released. The headline reads, Elon Musk publicized the names of government employees he wants to cut. It's terrifying federal workers. He made a roster?

He made a whole roster?

Mhmm. No way. Yeah. When president-elect Donald Trump said Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswami would recommend major cuts to the federal government and his administration, many public employees knew that their jobs could be on the line. Now they have a new fear, becoming the personal targets of the world's richest man and his legion of followers.

Last week, in the midst of the flurry of his daily missives, Musk reposted 2 posts, that revealed the names and titles of people holding 4 relatively obscure climate related government positions. Each post has been viewed tens of millions of times. And the individuals named have been subjected to a barrage of negative attention. At least 1 of the 4 women named has deleted her social media

accounts. Here's the thing though. Although the information read read read this last little that last little paragraph. Although the information he posted on those government positions is available through public online databases, these posts target otherwise unknown government employees in roles that do not deal directly with the public. So it's public information.

Yeah. So he posted public information. Mhmm. Shit that's already out there. Yeah.

He just posted it. Uh-huh. And now he's the devil. And he's the fucking Yeah. Antichrist.

Yep. Yep. Elon. Sounds about right. Sounds about white too.

But white is spelled y t. Y t.

Yeah. No. But but, I mean, the the thing is, though, you know, CNN wants to post this and cry about these 4 people that, you know, in my opinion, you get posted by you lying, bro. You you should be thankful. You know what I'm saying?

But you know what CNN does not talk about? The fact that you got Trump cabinet nominees and appointees, they have been targeted with actual fucking violence and actual threats from fucking a lot of people. Mhmm. Nobody talks about that, bro. This is a Fox News article.

Headline reads Trump cabinet nominees appointees targeted with violent un American threats. The attacks range from bomb threats to swatting. This has all been happening in the last couple of days. Nearly a dozen of president-elect Donald Trump's cabinet nominees and other appointees tapped for the incoming administration were targeted Tuesday night with violent un American threats to their lives and those who live with them, prompting a, quote, swift law enforcement response. Fox News Digital has learned, quote, the attacks range from bomb threats to swatting according to Trump Vance transition spokeswoman and incoming White House press secretary Caroline Leavitt.

Sources told Fox News Digital that John Ratcliffe, the nominee to be CIA director Pete Hegseth, the nominee for secretary of defense, and representative Elise, Stefanak, the nominee for the UN ambassador, were among those targeted. Quote, last night and this morning, several of president Trump's cabinet nominees and administration appointees were targeted in violent un American threats to their lives and those who live with them, she told Fox News Digital. And, you know, they're not talking about that. They won't talk about that at all, you know. It's fine.

It's they they do it, you know. But lord forbid, they get a fucking tweet on on on Twitter. You know? Now It's

fine if they do it. It's cool when they do it. It's a problem when I

do it. You know? It's it's crazy. Now we've talked, even just yesterday on the show, you know, about some of these picks that Trump has been making. Mhmm.

He has another 1. This I feel like this is like the draft.

You know? Yeah. Like the The American draft? Yeah.

Like the American fucking draft.

Yeah. You know, it's kinda weird. But not for army.

Not fighting. Like like NFL draft.

Yeah. It is kinda like that.

It's like that. You know? And for the number 19

I would be drafting a much better team than Donald Trump.

I mean, listen. I think

you're just saying. Some of the maybe maybe not much better. Yeah. But I would definitely I dude, honestly, the more I think about it after yesterday's show, and I wanna get off track, I think he's shining a light on these people, dude.

Is that what it is? I don't know.

I I I wanna believe that. I'm just not sure yet. Well, because, like We're gonna have to wait and see. We're gonna have to wait and see what he does that first 90 days. Yeah.

For sure. But I'm willing to give anybody 90 days. It takes 90 days to really do anything.

Yeah. You know? Well, I mean, you know, because we talked about the the surgeon general pick, right, and her history and her stance, right, on vaccines, the double masking on kids, like, all that crazy shit shit that we're totally against, the vast majority of Americans are against. But then Trump does this move. He nominates doctor j Sayed?

Bhattacharya. Bhattacharya,

the coauthor of the great Barrington declaration as the new d, new NIH director. So doctor Bhattacharya, he's a staunch critic

of He was 1 of the guys that got, like, like, permanently banned from COVID. Yeah.

I mean, he was, like, 1 of the first ones sued Yeah. On the medical medical side.

The number 1 conspiracy theorist. Correct. Putting lives at danger. Correct. Killing your grandma.

Yeah. I mean, that like that was him, you know. So Shame on you, doctor Bhattacharya.

Trump put this statement out. He says, quote, I am thrilled to nominate Jay Bhattacharya, MD PhD to serve as director of the National Institutes of Health. Doctor Bhattacharya will work in cooperation with Robert f Kennedy junior to direct the nation's medical research and to make important discoveries that will improve health and save lives. He obviously gladly accepted it. He says, I am, honored and humbled by the nomination.

And he says that he will deploy the fruits of excellent science to make America healthy again. And again, this guy has a record, you know, like, I mean, and it's it's there. It's been there the entire fucking time. He hasn't switched up. I'm gonna show you a couple of clips.

This is 1 from him, with Tucker Carlson. Let's check this 1 out.

The the Stanford professor physician who specializes in this stuff seems like he'd be the last person you'd censor. Correct?

I mean, the the key thing here, Tucker, that I think the the folks need to know, the the the what they wanted to do, and this I think, is government actors and also some so the, you know, old verse old media old old owners of Twitter, they wanted to create this illusion of consensus about science

That's right.

That didn't actually exist. They wanted to fool people into thinking that we were following the science when, in fact, there was a robust debate among scientists about what the right thing to do was. And the consequence is schools closed, businesses closed, unvaccinated people lost their jobs because of mandates even though none of the science actually none none of the persuasive science actually supported any of those positions. People suffered as a consequence of this censorship. And, it it you know, of course, it's an abstract violation of my civil rights, my first amendment rights, but that's not the important thing.

The important thing is that people American people were denied a debate, an honest debate. And I believe that had that honest debate taken place, none of those policy would have been put in place, and all of that suffering could have been avoided.

The point was

Yeah. I mean, he's been there since he's won. Yeah. What do you got on this?

I mean, look, man. I'm confused on how this is gonna fit together with that other lady being picked.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. And that's what makes me dude, this is what made me start to because I saw this last night. Yeah. And, this is what made me start to, like, really think about it. Like, look, man.

I'm gonna call it as I see it. Alright? If if Trump starts doing messed up stuff, I'm gonna call that out. I don't like some of these picks, but then some of these other picks, I'm like, yeah. Mhmm.

And this is 1 of those guys I'm like, yes. That's a great pick. And then I can't figure out why he picked this other woman. And the only logical conclusion that I can come to is that he knows that he's shining a light on these people. And by nominating in them, firing them, that's a way to get them out real easy.

Right? Because they're all gonna take the job. Oh, yeah. So how would you get them out if you didn't nominate them? And and then what would the reason be to get them out?

So there's all these little I mean, dude, look. This is a this is a huge chess game. And, you know what? I I really think we're gonna have to wait and see.

That's a great point. I mean, I think a lot of people I mean, us you guys listening included, man. Like, this is a massive game of chess, and it's not like this is, like, 4 d fucking chess. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

And nobody knows all the fucking moves in the play.

Well, we don't we don't yeah. There's a lot of them. Right.

There's You can speculate.

All we all we have is the information available to us, which is limited.

Yeah.

And, you know, I I think it's hard, and I think it's ignorant for any of us commentating out here on podcasts or on the Internet to believe that we have all the information. And I think a lot of times people, including me, make conclusions based upon part of the information. I just happen to be right most of the time. And and the reason I am, I'm not say I'm not that's not a smart ass comment. Yeah.

But that's what I do for a living. Right. Right? When you run companies, when you build companies, when you when you what you have to do is you have to be able to see corners that nobody even knows are there yet. Right?

Like, it's not like, you know, you gotta see a little bit ahead. You gotta see way ahead. And so I'm used to doing that, and I could make, you know, good conclusions based upon limited data, but still there's data in this situation that we don't know. There's things that don't make sense. And usually when things don't make sense, it's because there's something we don't know.

And that's where I'm kind of at right now. I'm not gonna be the guy that's gonna jump all over Trump like I know better because I'm not in that situation. That would be the same thing as him walking right into this building and saying, you're messing this up. You're messing that up without me knowing without him knowing the intricacies of how we even got here.

Right.

Right? So I I keep that all in mind. You know? There's a lot of people online right now that are, like, totally trashing Trump, and you can have your feelings, and there's a lot of people who are blindly supporting Trump. I don't think either 1 of those is a good place for us as Americans to be.

I think we have to be, call the balls and the strikes. Right? Like, that's a good that's a good play. That's not a good play. Just like we will watch an athlete.

He did good there.

Yeah.

Right there, he sucked. Okay? And I think when we start evaluating these actions that these people are taking in the public eye, you know, that way, we we're in a lot safer position as individuals. Meaning we're not going to get sucked into this groupthink. We're not gonna get sucked into this, division.

We're not gonna get sucked into left, right, gay, straight, black, white. I think 1 of the biggest problems that we've had as Americans is that we've all allowed ourselves to get sucked into these little subgroupings of identity politics, which has created a conducive atmosphere for them to divide us and then get what they want. And I think it's important for anybody who whether you support Donald Trump, which most people do, and I know a lot of people are excited, or whether you don't support Donald Trump. I think it's important no matter what, no matter who you like, no matter what you like, that we call the balls and strikes the way that they are delivered. Right?

Like, this is a good 1. This is a bad 1. This is a good 1. This is a bad 1. No 1 makes a 100% good decisions.

No 1 in the company. No 1 at home. No 1 as president. So we're just gonna have to wait and see. I know a lot of the people around Trump.

They're smart people. I I I don't really believe that they don't know that some of these people were part of the problem. Mhmm. And so then I just had to ask, well, then why are we do you have Right. Exactly.

Yeah. So so I don't know, man. We're gonna have to wait and see. And that's kinda where we're at. You know?

It's a wait and see thing.

Well, I think that's the important other part of it too is, like, we also gotta keep in mind he's not in office yet. Correct. And so it's like, you know, you can't show all your fucking cards. No, dude. Even when you're in office, you can't show all your cards.

That's a hue dude, listen. What you just said is a massive truth that people don't realize. Yeah. He cannot it's November, bro. Yeah, bro.

He cannot say, I'm gonna go in and do this. I'm gonna go in and do that. I'm gonna go in and do this. If those things are considered extreme right now because it'll stir up everything Yeah.

When he has no power to do anything about it. Correct.

Yeah. And that creates more resistance. Like, don't think that he's not being very, very quiet in order to keep the waters calm until he gets an office. Yeah. And I mean that in a good way.

I don't mean that in a bad way. Right. I mean that in the context of he's going to clean up what's going on. I still believe he's going to do that. And I could be wrong, but I believe it.

And I think it's it would make no sense for him to say, I'm putting these people that did COVID in fucking prison forever, and I'm I'm gonna hold these people right now because it would it would create a shit storm that could potentially lead to a 3rd World War. Right. Okay? So if he brings the hammer right now when he doesn't have the power, that's not good strategy. No.

I if I was advising him, I wouldn't advise him to do that.

I would advise him to play it real cool. Well, I mean, another example of that, I mean, we like, very close, we talked about this with, Greg and Greg, but it's like, I mean, shit. I mean, Russia's launching these fucking missiles. You got all this like, there Trump hasn't commented on any of that. Yeah.

Well, no.

I think he's been I I I read in a couple different places that he's been in contact with. Yeah.

I'm saying just making public statements.

Yeah. I don't I don't think he needs to.

Why would you? But but to your point, though, like, he's playing it. Like, he's not trying to, like, do anything crazy right now. He

can't. He's calling up Putin saying, hey, man. Don't do anything. Yeah.

And if you do, at least take the fucking warhead off of him.

You know

what I'm saying?

Don't do anything. When I get in, I'm gonna fix this. Yeah. Just hold off. Do the minimum.

Like, he's trying to deescalate the situation behind

the scenes. 100%, man. That that's my take.

Now I mean, I'm excited, man. I don't want you guys to think that I'm not excited. I mean, look, dude. Nobody's done more content on this than us. Nobody.

Alright? I committed and DJ committed a long and our guys here committed 4 and a half years of our lives to putting out content about this. This is not our expertise or our passion. Right? Like, we're a business entrepreneurship type people.

That's what we wanna talk about. And, I don't know. I guess it is now, but, you know, I'm excited, man. It's just some of the stuff doesn't make sense, and I don't ever just, like, throw my full belief and trust behind anybody. It's just not what I'm about.

No. You know? I think that's where you get hurt. That's where you get burned. When you when you trust someone like that Blindly.

Yeah. That's where you get that's where you get burned, bro. Yeah.

No. I mean, 100%, man. I think, you know, and and another thought provoking, development that has occurred, enters the chat, is Catherine Harridge. This lady right here. Mhmm.

Okay. Now, Catherine Harridge, she's an Emmy winning investigative journalist. Alright. She's, according to her bio on Twitter, she says she's telling the stories I could not tell before where the facts have a power all their own. She, she's pretty cool.

She has an interesting take, an interesting story on some stuff that could bring in some big weight things that we've covered on the show when it was uncomfortable and not popular with a cover. I want you to watch this clip, from Catherine Harridge. Let's check this out.

We eventually broadcast a story about the Hunter Biden laptop after the midterm elections in 2022. We commissioned a forensic review. I got a copy of the laptop data. I have it here still. I went to a lot of effort to get the cleanest copy of the laptop data, the same data that was provided to the FBI because I didn't want to have any professional journalistic risk for CBS News.

I wanted this thing to be totally locked down. When we did the story, we did it after the midterms. I argued against that because it was ready before the midterms. And my training is that you should always do the story when it's ready to go. You should not be dictated by the political cycle.

Once we got the laptop story on the morning news, I felt that there was so much there that we could still do. For example, in the text messages there's, unfortunately, the use of the n word, the liberal use of the n word. And I thought this was worthy of a story, but I was told that it was not something that interested CBS News. Then I I asked for a forensic review of the laptop, and we found that there were more than half a dozen emails that were likely used by Joe Biden. I thought that was a story.

But the answer that came back was, well, we need to know what the content is of the emails. But that was gonna be a year's long process. So there was no way so they're just there were just there were a lot of reasons I was told not to do it, not to pursue it.

So we had Twitter files. Yeah. Now we got Katherine Harich reports. Well, I mean, like, you know, why didn't she why wasn't she more vocal about this when this was going on?

Why

And why now after Trump's back in office quote, you know, or on the you know, he's president-elect. Why all of a sudden you coming out now? Okay? Because, you had an obligation if you, you know, claim to be the, ethical journalist that you claim to be. You had an obligation to come out with that then, and you didn't.

So I don't buy that shit. I'm sorry. You know? Saying, oh, I'm this I have integrity in CBS, and I'm I'm I'm a great journalist, and I do things the way it's supposed to be done. Well, no.

You didn't. Because you had information that was relevant to all kinds of events going on in the country. The country's being destroyed by these people, and, you just let them tell you no. That's that could have been a massive story in itself. The walls that they put up to keep active journalists from actually covering real stories.

Right. I wanna see Biden drop the Joe Biden drop the hard r. I wanna see it. That is a story. You know

what I'm saying? I mean, look, dude. These guys are world class pieces of shit. Nothing should surprise anybody.

Yeah. And now you wanna come out and fuck Yeah.

I just don't like that. Like like, you know, yeah. I get it, dude. You got you got censored. You got walls put up.

You were told not to do it. But sometimes breaking the rules is required. Just like when, you know, police were told to arrest people who were on the beach, they shouldn't have done that. And 99% of cops agree with that. Alright?

So, there becomes a time and place where we, as citizens and patriots and people who care about the United States and its and its people, do not listen to orders and we do the right thing. And, you didn't. So you don't get to come out now and say, when everybody's on the hot seat. Yeah.

It was it wasn't my fault

that they It was your fault. In fact, I think it's more your fault than most people because you're the 1 with the information.

Mhmm. Yeah. I agree, man. I agree. Guys, tell us what you guys think.

Down in the comments, let us know your thoughts.

I like that, dude. Yeah. It feels like a rat jump in the ship.

It's a lot of that happening, man. Yeah.

And I

think there's gonna be a lot more

of that happening. Yeah. Oh, I knew. I was they told me no. Yeah.

You probably went in there and said, you know, I don't think this is a good idea to run before the midterms because that way, you know, like, y'all were in on it. Everybody remembers. It was a united front. Yep. All these liberal media outlets were in on it a 100%.

There's no listen. You coulda spoke up. You coulda went to James O'Keefe. You coulda went on Twitter. You coulda went to Elon.

You coulda went and done a lot of things that you didn't. Alright? So don't come now after the tide has turned and pretend like you're on our side of things. You weren't. Alright?

You were the same motherfuckers that were telling us we need to go to camps and and not participate in society. What's gonna happen to all these people during COVID that said that, you know, we we should be excommunicated from society, and we don't know what we're gonna do with the unvaccinated, and, you know, don't talk to your family and, like, all of this shit that they told us. What's gonna happen to those people? What's gonna happen to the people who shut the schools down for 2 and a half years? You see what I'm saying?

Yep. There needs to be accountability for this, dude. And, like, you don't get to what what's happening here is she's trying to dodge accountability that she's afraid might happen. But she knows it's gonna come. I mean, whether it comes or not, we don't know yet.

It needs to, but she's trying to get out of the way. Yeah. Guys, tell us what

you guys heard

of that lady before. Never I've never

Right.

Exactly. Never seen her.

But, yeah, man. Guys, tell us what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's go cruise some of these bad boys. Yeah. A lot of people love

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of people love the sweater. I want the sweater.

You want the sweater? Friday 11 AM? That sweater. Tomorrow at 11 AM. You might get 1.

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Yeah. Real American Freedom Gear dotcom 11 AM tomorrow. Yeah.

A lot of people. Lot of people love the sweater.

So

yeah. And, if you, if if you get a sweater, Andy will wear it first before it

gets sent. I will after a workout.

Yeah. I

wear it as pants.

Yeah, man. Alright. That's cool. Yeah. Let's check out some other comments, though.

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Keep it up, guys. But I don't know why people do that. I don't either. Listen. It's like, do it at your own risk.

What?

You mean let their kids listen?

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He slapped my wiener. No, guys. We appreciate you, though. Thank you guys for being Real Ass Fans. Keep liking.

Keep commenting. Make sure you guys hit subscribe, and, don't forget to hit that bell notification on the YouTube to stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real AF. With that being said, headline, numero dos. See what I did there? Numero dos?

Yep. That's yeah. That was good. I'm illiterate in 2 languages. Yeah.

El do so. El do so numero.

You you speak Spanish like my dad does. You're right. Right. El bureau pull for more.

Dos. El bureau. Jesus. Oh, god.

Thinks that he puts an l at the front and a o at the end.

It's in Spanish.

It's Spanish, bro. El water bottle. Yeah. El pussy o. El wienero Slapo.

Slappy o wienero.

Headline number 2. This is, this is a good 1, man. You know, it's been it's been, what, 2 weeks since the election? Plus or minus? I'm not a,

I think it's been, like, 3.

Virologist, but 2, 3 weeks, something like that. And we finally hear from the legend herself.

Oh, man. Oh, buddy. Oh, man.

We got Kamala's back in action, baby. Watch. Kamala Harris supporters. You have the same power that you did before November 5th. Yeah.

None. None. Or you know how I read that? How I took that? Was that yeah.

I mean, Trump's really not gonna be that bad for the country. Like, another you know what I'm saying? Like, you guys will still be fine. That's how I took it. I don't know.

But, she spoke directly

to her. Responsible for these people freaking out.

Yes. She is.

Like, the like, dude, these families that are these people who killed their families and, like, they're freaking out and

no. No. I'm saying, like, imagine, like, you

It's because of her. It's her. It's her and Biden. They told everybody in the media that he's Hitler. He's gonna Bro.

Bro, Joy Reid's still saying this shit, and so is, fucking alien from the view, Whoopi Goldberg.

It's an alien. Yeah. She looks like the fucking alien, bro. Like, imagine you're

Like a predator. Imagine She looks like predator. That's what I'm gonna call her, the predator.

She does. But, like, imagine you're Kamala. Right? And you're doing all of this and you listen to your advisers and, you know, you go out there and you're like, he's Hitler. Right?

And come back to, like, alright. How did that go? Like, how did they take it? Well, this guy just killed his fucking family in Minnesota. It's like Dude.

Dude. She he did what? Yeah. Shit. Yeah.

Dude. Fuck, man. But yeah. So she comes out, man.

Bro, these people wreaked havoc on the country for the last 4 and a half years. Yeah.

Well, I mean, dude, you I don't know if you've seen that. There's a map that showed that literally every single state, the Republican numbers have grown in every single fucking state. Yeah. And the only state she won were the ones that didn't have

a ID to vote. Mhmm.

But yeah. So she made this, she made this this video. She did like a little little, grassroots calls, what she called it. I think she had Tim Tim Timmy Walls on there. Tim Fontaine up in there.

Let's check this clip out though. For those of you who have not seen this yet, here are 30 seconds of Kamala.

I just have to remind you. Don't you ever let anybody take your power from you. You have the same power

Yes I do.

That you did before November 5th.

Mhmm.

And you have the same purpose that you did. And you have the same ability to engage and inspire. So don't ever let anybody or any circumstance take your power from you.

I could smell the alcohol on her breath. I ain't playing, bro. I could smell it.

She is fucked

up. Not only is she I watched the whole 10 minute video. It was way worse than this. Why would

you do that?

Because I wanted to listen. I wanna make sure that we're not always like them. Now sometimes we could be like them.

Yeah. Right.

But not always. I wanted to know the whole video, or was it just a 30 seconds that was bad? It was No. It was the whole 10 minutes. And, dude, let me be real here.

Let's look at her face. Bro. She's been drinking the whole time Bro. Since, like, I don't know if she slept since then. Bro.

She looks like shit, bro.

Look at her hair. I mean, fuck. It's it's all bad, man. Dude, everything about her. Everybody's been clowning her.

Yeah. Well, she deserves it. AB, He's

a drunk auntie on Thanksgiving. Facts. Facts.

Bro, he's funny.

Bro, oh, he's wild is what he is. But, you know, leave it to the Internet. We don't get him on the show. Let's do it. Yeah.

I mean, he might, like, run out with his shirt off. I don't fucking care. I mean He'll come back. He'll come back.

Yeah. I mean He needs to press.

But, leave it to the Internet, man. Internet's a great place. It can be a great place. You know? And people and their skills and abilities are wild.

Yep. Let's watch this. We've got some funny clips here. Shot time. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. That honey is good. Okay. Let's try this 1 more time. Woah.

Woah. Jam. Okay. Last 1. Cross.

Is that AI?

Hold on. Oh, 0, damn. That's some good Is that

a backwoods? Yeah.

That was sick.

They got her with a backwoods in Hennessy.

This is another good 1. Check this 1 out.

I just have to remind you. Don't you ever let it go.

This is this is accurate.

You have the same power.

This is the kind of speech you would get at a shitty ass karaoke bar.

And you have the same purpose that you do. Cause. And you have the same ability

to eat.

She's a fucking mess, bro.

Yeah. Okay. I've seen I've seen that situation a 1000 times.

That's what I'm saying. This is a real situation. Somebody's uncles

up there fucking singing bad to the bone and shit. Like, I've seen them a 1000 times, man.

Yeah. Because you were that uncle.

I was singing. Who are you? You know, but it's it's funny.

She looks like shit.

Dude, well, it's funny you say that because a body language expert, he says, body language expert reveals the truth over flaccid Kamala Harris' rambling, bleary eyed video message. He said, the video clearly demonstrated Harris' great difficulty in expressing honest human emotion. Now I agree with that. Full circle here. Yeah.

Stay with me. Stay look. Stay with me now. Where is he? Which

1? I see It's the fucking top left. The dimpler. The dimpler? The dimpler.

The the dimpler. I see a little dimpler in there. You said top left? That that the yeah. She's raising her cheeks up there.

Cheek raiser.

Yeah. Mhmm. Bro, look how her 1 eye squinted. Like like, you know, listen. That's drunk eye.

Hold on. How fucked up do you gotta be to be looking at 1 eye? Oh, you're you're pretty you're pretty you're pretty You are fucking hammered. You're feeling good. Yeah.

When you start

doing this shit

when you start doing that 1 eyed shit, bro

Why are there 2 cameras? I thought we said 1.

Bro, you start doing that 1 eyed shit, bro. It is time to

go to bed. Time to go to sleep? Yeah. Bro, fuck, man.

Oh, man.

Now, in other news, about this because there's there's other shit that's always coming out. Did you see this? Harris campaign advisor, David Pluff, accidentally exposes how legacy media lied to the American people with junk polls, we

call them. Shocking. Hold on. I'm so shocked that that woman wasn't actually beating Donald Trump in the election. Ever.

I'm so shocked that it wasn't even close. I'm so shocked that she was at 27% when they made her the candidate, and she didn't actually go to 50%. That shocks me. I mean, I'm I can't believe it. Let's let's hear it.

Well, let's check this out. This is, Harris' campaign. This is democrat strategist, gay James Carville. Let's check out what he had to say.

When we got in, my recollection is some of that snapped back, but, you know, we were behind. I mean, I think it surprised people because there was these public polls that came out in late September, early October, showing us with leads that we never saw. You know, I mean, it was just basically a race that in the battlegrounds was 46, 47, 47, 48. So that's not where we started. We started behind.

She was able to climb out. I think even after the debate, we might have gained, what, 0.51? It wasn't a race that moved a lot. And so I think when you think about our own internal analytics, you know, if you have Wisconsin at 47, 47, or Pennsylvania, 48, 47 Trump, let's say, which I think is where we had it at the end, you know, you've gotta have undecided break your way more than your opponents, and you've gotta get a little benefit from turnout, which we weren't able to do.

I was right. I was right. You were wrong. I was right. You were wrong.

Fuck you. That's my new 1 I'm working on.

When we got in

Can we make a beat out of that, dude?

Can we make a song out of that?

I'm pretty sure we can. Jelly

on the tracks. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's it's funny. Now last little thing Let the band play.

Real AF Studios. I was right. You were wrong. Fuck you. Fuck you and you.

How about that rhythm? Hey. Here's the deal. Sounds about Right. Yeah.

Sounds I'm calling the first album raisins. Listen, bro. No shit. Yeah. Right, man.

No shit. I I feel like there was these 2 dudes, Ebony and Ivory.

Ebony and Ivory. They're together in person. Tom. You know the thing. Yeah.

I do. It's a good song. Anyway, there was Ebony and Ivory, these 2 dudes. And, they said this on their podcast that the polls were fake, and everybody said they were stupid. Mhmm.

That's crazy, man. They might be stupid, but not for that.

Not that. They're gonna miss on that 1. Look, man.

Why did they do it? Why did they do that? So they could cheat. Okay. And why weren't they able to cheat?

Because America. Because America. But also no. For real. Also, people were prepared this time.

They were looking out. Yeah. We had tons of lawyers on the scene. Way more We had people going to the polling stations during election to make sure that shit wasn't happening. When that stuff was happening in Pennsylvania, people were there, like, within 30 minutes.

Mhmm.

Right? Like, the fuck restarted, and then people were there. Yep. And that's what's that's what's required. That was what was required.

So, you know, but I I think people should be very mindful to understand that the reason that they wanted the polls to be close and the reason they spent over a $1,000,000,000 on media hyping her up was because they plan to run the same play that they ran in 2020, but they couldn't. Alright? So, yeah. I mean, it's nice to hear someone actually saying from their side.

Yeah. Saying what they did. Yeah. Now if you think drunk aunties and Polas couldn't get worse, Let's go to the White House real quick before we get to our 3rd and final headline. Joe Biden.

They just received the Christmas tree, but there's a problem. K? Imagine imagine getting the okay. Imagine getting the Christmas tree. K?

Now we we know, we talk about, the devastation that happened in North Carolina. Right? The the the crazy hurricane that went through. There's a lot of people still affected. A lot of trees fell.

Bro, there's there's they're still hurt. Fucking right. They they still haven't gotten help.

Imagine taking 1 of the only trees left from that area. Shut the

fuck up. What'd they do? They took

the only fucking tree left from that area.

No. It's not the only tree left. Check this out.

This beautiful Fraser fir was grown at the Carter's Christmas tree farm where the Carter family has been growing trees for more than 60 years. And their farm is nestled in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina, a region that was recently devastated by hurricane Helene. The Cartner family lost thousands of trees in the storm. But this 1 remains standing, and they named it Tremendous for the extraordinary hope that it represents. It's an honor to be here today with congresswoman Virginia Fox as well as members of the North Carolina National Guard.

You know what's even worse about that? They don't even pay for the fucking tree, man. Bro, you know they don't.

No. Like But they probably have a budget in it. They probably throw a $1,000,000,000 at it in the fucking Christmas tree farm to get any of it.

No. Yeah. The Christmas is it's it's there's no money in it

at all. Yeah. You know what would have been cool? You you buy their last Christmas tree and then pay for the replanting of their entire farm. That'd be cool.

Yeah. That would have been cool. How about that? You guys are fucking rich. You could have fucking done that on your own.

You know what would have been cool? Here's what would have been cool. This is what I would have done. Mhmm. I would have I first of all, I wouldn't have cut the tree down.

I would have I would have left the tree there. And then what I would have done is I would have said, our tree this year is this tree, and it's here at this farm. And it represents hope because we're gonna replant all of these trees. And I would have taken everybody from the White House and everybody from the press corps and everybody, and we would have went there, and we would have decorated the tree, and we would have made a huge deal. And then I would have personally wrote a check to the farm and said, replant your farm.

Not taxpayer money, my money. Mhmm. That's what I would have done. That's the right thing to do. And then bring you know, get something else for the White House.

Right? They're trying to be they're trying to be iconic here. It's it's it's wrong. But first of all, let's cut down the last remaining tree.

That's fucked up, man. It's fucked up. That's fucked up. Like, Kamala Harris. We are we're

in a green new deal. Let's cut down the tree. Fucking idiots.

Yo, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation, man.

Let us know. That all these people's bullshit is just so hypocritical and crumbling in their faces.

Right in front of them.

I love it, dude.

Oh, they've been getting lit up. Listen.

That's when you live in a house of cards, eventually falls down. Look at those Clydesdales, man.

Those are beautiful. Beautiful, bro. You should get some Clydesdales.

I want some. That's for real.

Let's get some. I don't wanna take care of them. Alright. I wanna do the work. Uh-huh.

What? Well, I mean, what do

you do then? I don't know. You gotta do a bunch of stuff. Take care of horses, bro. They're not like they're not like an easy thing to have.

You gotta, like they're like dogs, bro. You gotta spend

time with them and shit. Oh, okay.

I I don't I'm the 1 thing I have is not time. Yeah. Can we I just wanna ride 1. It would take that for you to ride a horse.

Okay. Clyde's down. Alright. Yeah. Alright.

Okay. Alright. Alright, Andy. We're being thankful today. Yeah.

Alright,

Andy. I'm thankful for Clyde's down. So that way that way you get to be included in horse riding.

That's fucked up. Yep. Yeah, guys. Man, check us let us know down in the comments, man, what you guys think. With that being said, our 3rd and final headline, headline number 3.

It would be cool. Guess some Clydesdales. Probably be fucking sick. Yeah. It'd be sick.

Here with Anheuser Busch, the history, it'd

be sick. Yeah. Just St.

Louis. Be good content. Yeah.

Head on number 3 though. This is, this is one's a doozy. Do you see this? Eagles fan taunts LeBron James with the ditty parties chant at Rams game. No.

Oh, buddy. Fasten your seatbelts for this 1. LeBron James didn't get the warmest welcome from 1 fan who taunted him about Sean Diddy Combs during the Rams Eagle game on Sunday. In a fan captured video that has made his way around social media, someone can be heard yelling in James' direction while the Lakers star direction while the Lakers star set in a private suite at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood. Let's check this clip up.

Ron. Ron. Ron. We know you was at the bitty party, you pick

up. Are you there?

We know you was at the bitty, boys.

Holy shit, dude. That's funny. Bro, do you see the lady's face? She oh, bro.

Yeah. She's upset.

And he's trying to ignore it. Right? Now listen. We know. Listen, dude.

Let me tell you. You don't look at the hecklers, bro.

You gotta ignore them.

No. No. Like, even if your family like, this is a message to all my friends and family because I've gotten heckled. Yeah.

Don't look at it. Look the

other way. Fuck, dude. He's trying, bro. Yeah. He's trying, man.

No. She fucking broke the golden rule.

Look at her. Yeah. She's trying. Messed

it all up. Oh, man. Everybody else knows the rules. Yeah. Look at all the guys.

They know the rules. Don't look. Nope. Don't look. Mm-mm.

Old look. But, I mean, here's the thing, man. It's like, you know

She wants to kill that.

But listen. He's not, like, just pulling this out of his ass. I mean Okay? LeBron. He's not pulling the accusation out of his ass.

Alright? Or LeBron's, because

ain't no party like a ditty party. That's LeBron's words. Yeah.

Check it out. Hey. Everybody know ain't no party like a ditty party. So Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Man. Like, look. I'm gonna be fair. Because I don't I'm not a big LeBron James fan. Not that I don't appreciate how great of a basketball player he is.

And Oh, he's a baller.

Oh my god, dude. He's 1 of the arguably 1 of the top 3 at all times. He's great. Okay. Not arguing that.

But I don't like how he pretends to be an intellectual. I don't like how he went through that phase during the black lives matter where he's reading Malcolm x, but he's always on the fucking first page. Mhmm. And he had the dark he had the big thick glasses on, and he pretended to be some sort of civil rights guy for, like, a year until it wasn't cool anymore. Now you

know

what I'm saying? Right. And he always had racist shit to say and divisive shit to say, and I don't like that. I don't think that's I don't think that's a good thing for someone who carries that much weight in in the country and, has that many people looking up to him. Mhmm.

I think a message of unity. I think a message of, togetherness is a responsible message for someone like that. And then, you know, he is 1 of the first athletes to always pair it whatever the thing is immediately, which makes sense when you see him saying, ain't no party like a Diddy party. So I'm gonna be fair. Gonna be fair.

You could say that and not have been there and just, like, had heard Diddy throw some good parties and, you know, it's a Hollywood thing, and I'm just giving him the benefit of doubt. It's it's possible. I don't know if he was there or not. Do you?

It's I mean, listen. Why would how could I possibly know ain't no party like a Diddy party if I ain't never been to a

Diddy party? Hear about him like that you know, listen. I'm just playing devil's advocate, bro. Like, he may not have went, but that 1 line he said sure didn't fucking help him, bro. Man, that's some weird shit.

That nigga been there. You've been there. Hey. Look, man. I don't you know?

I don't know.

I try I try not to pile on, but it ain't looking good. It ain't looking good, man. It ain't looking good, Brian. It ain't. It ain't, man.

And, you know, I mean, in other shit, like,

I mean And if he hadn't if he did if he didn't come out all the time and have something to say about everything, it wouldn't look like this was as true as it as it appears to look.

Well, he's also been very Yep. He's been very quietly. No. He left social. He's been very quietly.

No. No. No. He left social media. He's been very quiet.

I don't know, man. Listen.

I mean, look, dude. I'm not gonna sit here and make accusations of that level without people being actually guilty because that's some pretty serious shit. But, man, it don't look good. You know? And what doesn't look good to me about it is how he always is, like, the first celebrity to chime in on the movement.

Right? When it was black square, then it was vaccines. Yeah. He's always the guy. He's 1 of the main mouthpieces of of the social movements.

Right?

Mhmm.

And it's always siding with, quote, unquote, them. Whatever it is. Yeah. Right. Right.

Yep. So I don't know, bro. You know? And, like, there's good things about LeBron. Like, LeBron's done a lot for his communities, and he's he's given back a lot to his cities.

I really hope this shit ain't true about him even if I don't really care for him. Mhmm. But, I mean, it it's certainly the dots are there. Yeah. I mean, we'll see.

I mean, the

other developments, with this Diddy stuff, new development comes out. Escorts lining up to testify on behalf of Diddy in sex trafficking trial. Do you see this? No. Yeah.

A group of paid escorts is reportedly lining up to testify on Sean Diddy Combs' behalf in this federal trial on sex trafficking charges set to begin next May. So we all know Diddy's currently in jail. He's been in jail since September. He's been denied bail. He's just put in a 3rd request.

And if that's granted, he would have to stay in the New York City, limits, before his trial begins. So we'll see what's happening.

Out. I don't think so either. I don't think he's ever getting out, and I don't think he's gonna make it to trial either. Mhmm. I don't think they're gonna allow this dude to talk.

I I could be completely wrong, but, like, dude, there's just no fucking way. He's got too much to say. Way too much, man.

Yeah. Let everybody know. You know?

Well, now that these people are out of power, dude, and and, you know, it seems like, you know, some of these 3 letter agencies are are feeling the the heat of, you know, let's say, realignment or deconstruction or however you wanna say it. You know, this might be put this might be put on the back burner, but I don't think so because a lot of people, you know, seem very nervous about this. Yeah.

Well, I mean, my my question is, like, these paid escorts, like, what

the fuck are y'all gonna say? Like He didn't

pay me? He didn't use a whole bottle? Like, it was just half a bottle of baby oil. You know what I'm saying? Like, what are y'all gonna say?

Like, how do you defend you know what I'm saying? Like I

don't know. I mean, I I don't know. I read that the baby oil had GHB in it. Yeah. And then he rubbed it in people's skin.

Yeah. And that's how people got all fucked up.

Mhmm.

I don't know if that's true or even possible, but, yeah, man. I don't know, dude. I look. I 100% believe that Epstein is a CIA Mossad op that was let was used to leverage high power people to get them under the thumb of blackmail so that they could control the social narrative in society for many different aspects. I've gotten confirmation as of you in person from people who would know that that is accurate.

This is identical to that. Only it's music and entertainment different demographics. It's it's black people. Right. It's black athletes.

It's black entertainers. It's like the black Epstein thing. Right? Mhmm. And it looks the same.

And when we look at how all these celebrities and all these powerful people are always saying the same message. It's not that they have the same views. It's that they use the same terms. They use the same catch phrases. By now, everybody's seen those little clips where they got all those people, you know, on the news and then in public and celebrities and politicians, and they're parroting the same exact phrases.

Where's where is that coming from? And who's sending them the information to say? Right? And why would they say it if they didn't believe it? Because there's no way that a lot of these people believe this shit.

Yeah. There's just no way. You can't have this many people believe that much shit that is contradictory to how they even got to the place that they are at in life. Right? You just can't

do it. Can't do it, bro.

So it's it's clearly what I think's happened with Diddy is I think Diddy was, at some point early in his career, caught doing some fucked up shit, and then was put back into play as a guy who his job was to compromise other celebrities.

Mhmm.

And that's what it seems to be happening here. Yeah. Yeah, man.

I mean, it makes sense. I mean, I think even to the same point, I think a reasonable person can look at this and like, okay. Well, yeah. But Andy, like, what if they were also just paid to say that shit? Okay.

Okay. Cool. Right? But, like, again, somebody that has morals and values, I think we can give that, you know, the benefit of the doubt to most of these people. Well, I don't you know, I'm already LeBron.

I don't need your fucking money. Okay.

Oh, yeah. Bro, you listen.

But what happens if you don't say it?

That's correct.

That's where and and there's definitely evidence of people who dissent from these places. Well, I think it's And what happens to them?

I think it's the carrot and the stick. I think it's like, okay. You do this. We're not gonna have any problems. You'll be the biggest celebrity you've ever had.

Bro, you'll have the biggest houses, the coolest life, the best jet. You'll be everybody will know you, and we'll take care of you.

Mhmm. But I'm gonna need you

to do this. And the first time they say, fuck. I'm not doing that. Then they throw you the video or the picture or the and they say, look, dude. You want this to fucking go out?

You better fucking say that. Right. And then and then those people learn real quick who's in charge. Right.

You sat on, bro.

And this is why this is why, you know, you see so many celebrities who have gotten outcasted from the music industry or, the movie industry, you know, people who weren't going along with the narrative. So that's what I think it is. That's what I think a lot of people think it is. That's what I've been told it is, especially with Epstein. And and this seems like it's just the urban hip hop, you know, music, athlete culture, Epstein.

Yeah. You know?

I think she knows it is too.

Yeah. She's yeah. She's that's not a happy face. Wait. Man, she broke the rules.

Wait. Hold on. Do you see any resemblance?

The last 1. The 1 this 1.

Guys, tell us what you guys think, man. Let us know down in the comments. With that being said, let's get you our final segment of the show. We we got thumbs up. We're dumb as fuck.

That's why we bring your headline in. We talk about it. It'll get 1 of those 2 options. So with that being said, I got a tweet for you and some clips. You got a treat?

A a tweet. Oh. Mhmm. I You

got trees too? I

don't. Do you?

You ate them all, Not sure. You wanna share? Yeah. I'll share.

What you got?

Nothing. Yeah.

I gotta go steal it first.

Alright. Who in here has the best treats, by the way? Medat. Yeah. Medat does.

He's always got the shit. He's got every he's got it all, bro. I mean, you know, he's got the good food.

This is this is actually great. So this is a tweet from unnecessary roughness. It's like a sports page on Twitter. That was a that was a movie. Unnecessary roughness.

Famous football movie, unnecessary roughness.

Never seen it.

Yeah. And you know who was in it? Nope. Andrew Bernitski. No.

Vladimir from the program. Oh. Texas chainsaw massacre. Okay. He was in that movie too.

Gotcha.

Yeah. Had no idea. Yep. Yeah. So, you got you got, you got Cal State.

Right? Football program. Great football program. Apparently, they had a game and a fan tried to take a Cal player's helmet, and the equipment guy wasn't gonna let it happen. He said no.

Let's check. He said no, sir.

Let's check this clip out. Helmet goes. Oh, more your ass, boy. I love it.

I do too. Bro, it's great. I wish you would've started swinging. Well, it gets better. Bro, these little fucks gotta learn their lesson, man.

Yeah. They do, man.

You know what I'm saying? There's too many little wild men out there, little boys that think they can do shit like that and suffer no repercussions.

No consequences.

You know, like, fucking with people and doing these pranks and just doing whatever they want, dude. Listen. With the culture shifting back to where we're getting, there's gonna be a lot more punches in the fucking face for these young dudes who are doing fucked up shit. Oh, yeah. No one's gonna feel sorry for you anymore.

And we And this idea of playing victim, you're not gonna do it anymore.

And we're gonna celebrate Yeah. The fucking You're gonna get a lot

of open hand bitch slap treatment so that you understand where you stand in the hierarchy of humanity. Yes. Yes. That kid deserved a bitch slap. Yeah.

He did. Yeah. He did. He got a fucking slam. I'll take it.

Yeah. You know,

I think it was a good start. Yeah. But, bro, there's nothing more embarrassing than getting slapped.

Oh, it's the worst. Yeah.

The the fucking worst. Kids like this deserve slap. Yeah. Not the me slap.

Now what I thought was even the best part about this. Alright. Shout out to Cal State. Shout out

to that dude who went after him.

Yeah. Well, they decided to, you know in football, for those of you guys who never played, you do something called film study. Right? They get my game ball. We review the film.

Yeah. Watch it. And they reviewed the film. The entire team. Let's check this clip up.

There were the whole team's reviewing this clip now.

Bro, that is so awesome. Ain't that fucking great? It's so awesome. That is so awesome. That's fucking great.

That's the best day of that dude's life. That's what's up, man. Give that kid a game ball, bro. It's fucking great. Oh, man.

That's so good.

Yeah. Now a step further. The head coach did a fucking breakdown of it. Now, I mean, it's important. Now listen, the good coaches, the good coaches, when you do good shit, they're gonna critique what you messed up a 100%.

And, that's what you could've done better. That's what the coach did. Yeah.

The 1 critique I would have is when we teach tackling on a chase tackle is we we really wanna come and secure the tackle and then come over the top, you know, violently, to separate the runner from the ball or in this case, the helmet. Other than that, flawless technique by Trevor is his name.

Trevor.

And, I really appreciate the effort. You know, he was, enforcing 1 of the beliefs we have as a program, which is don't steal things. And, I think we'd all be a lot better off with more Trevor's out there. So we appreciate his effort. And again, just next time, we'd like to see the big right hand chopping down like we would on a chase tackle, but other than that, it was flawless.

He, is going on the teach table for sure. But, again, it's a good lesson for all is, you know, don't steal stuff.

Trevor's the fucking man.

Trevor's the man. Got it, but he got a card now too. Trevor I don't Trevor Skogerbo. Skogerbo.

That's a good name. Yeah. Skogerbo. You're gonna steal your hole. Trevor Skogerboe.

Yep. That bro, I'm just gonna say that was badass. Yeah.

It was fucking sick. Trevor, you're the fucking man.

Yeah. You should walk into Thanksgiving with your fucking head held high. Yeah. You do. Your chin up.

Anybody gives you any lip, you just fucking give them a look. Mhmm. You let them know what time it is. It's a fucking ass whooping time. Fucking Trevor, man.

I thought this was great.

MVP shit. It is, bro.

You got invited to the Reese's Senior Bowl. Trevor Trevor, you come

on the show. You invite here too. I know you're busy with your celebrity Yeah. Schedule and everything. I'm let let me to come on the show.

We'll work it out. Yeah.

We'll figure it out.

Yeah. We'll get you in. Trevor, you're the fucking man.

Yeah, bro. That's fucking Everybody

should know it. Give that

man a beer if he's over

21. Don't seal stuff. Trevor's the fucking man, bro.

I love it, man. Trevor's gonna

get himself an NFL equipment contract for just for that shit. Whatever he does. What's he do? What is he, equipment guy?

Yeah. Equipment manager. What's up? Yeah, man. It's fucking sweet.

Obviously, thumbs up on that. Oh, yeah. Trucking. It's all the way around. And see, I what I like too, man, is just seeing, like, they have a good culture there.

Yeah.

With them. Fun.

They're having a good time, man. I think that's fucking great.

He's 1 of the dudes. He's he he's

with them. He's not even 1 of the

dudes, bro. He is the dude. No. He's the guy. The dude.

Dude. Yep.

Mhmm.

Alright, Trevor. Good work, bro.

Yeah. Yeah.

I love it. Alright, guys. Happy Thanksgiving. Don't be a hoe.