Transcript of 830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration

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It's Andy for Celling. This is the show for the realist, Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society. Welcome to motherfucking Reality. Guys, Donald Trump is your President. What? Yeah. Yeah, we're not doing the intro. That was just my intro. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.

Yeah.

He is. People are mad.

Bro, there's a lot of people pissed off right now.

I like it. There's a lot of people happy, though, too. A lot of people would pretend like they were mad, are now happy.

You see that? They're secretly, I guess. Yeah.

A lot of you pussies out there that wouldn't say anything, now you all acting like you're on the winning team. Bank account is coming back. Credit score? Going up. Crime going down, money going up. Tyrants are out. Win-in is coming back. I like it.

It's going to be great, dude. It's a lot of good stuff. A lot of interesting stuff to cover with the whole inauguration stuff going on. But yeah, man.

It's a big day in America.

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Well, the good news is, let's start off with the topic of the day. You and I are off the domestic terrorism list, and I think we got pardoned by default.

A lot of people got pardoned a day. Yeah, we'll talk about that. How does it feel to be pardoned? For a second there, I almost wanted to live out the stereotype I'm supposed to and go to jail.

Well, it's not too late. I mean, we figured something out.It's true.

This is true. We just got to accuse you with something.

You don't actually have to be guilty. It's true. Because you're Black.

There was just something in me that was like, I got to go to jail.

Well, it's in your gene.

It's in my DNA. I just I don't want to let nobody down.

I got a little bit of that, too. That's how I got on the list with you, bro.

Guilty by association.

My Black half got me right there on the list with you.

Well, I mean, listen, since we're going in the deep end, I wanted to show you something. Okay. You got my dot to think. He's been doing BJJ and stuff like that.

He's been kicking ass, bro. He got two gold medals this weekend.

Dominating.

I'm going to see this motherfucker in UFC eventually.

I'd still kick his ass.

That's about as excited as this man gets.

Well, so look, dude.

Did you even get excited when you won your gold medals or were you just like, Fuck it. I knew I was going to win. I expected it. See? That's what two champions think.

Some real shit. But I've been trying to do this little dive on martial arts and the history. It's a lot of different disciplines out there. I didn't know that. Did you know that there is a special discipline of Jews with the martial arts? Jews? Jewish martial arts. Did you know this? No. Bro, watch this. This shit's crazy.

Are we allowed to even say Jews? We get back right on the list.

I'm on January 20th. They'll be fine.

They put us on the Jew list.

Well, I don't think we're ever coming off that list. But no, dude, this is crazy. This is Jewish martial arts. Watch this.

He got all those coins. Bro, that's fucking funny, dude. We're going to have Jonathan Greenblack calling into the show. You motherfuckers are going on the list. Anti-sibite of week.

Jujutsu.

That's pretty fucking funny, dude. Where'd my wallet go? Oh, shit, dude. That's some funny shit.

I thought it was cool, man. It's a nice little discipline, dude. It's cool. You can find those disciplines in all parts of the world.

I got nothing else to say. Fuck, dude.

I'm thinking we were already there.

Yeah, we are.

Fuck it. We were there.

All right. Juujitsu. Oh, man. That was some good movement. You know what, man? Trained all his life. That was impressive. Yeah. That was impressive.

Do you want to see it again?

Yeah. I'm trying to make money in 2025. That is actually super impressive.

It's actually really impressive. Oh, I'm sorry.

It's It's like a matrix. Yeah, man.

For Jews. It's fucking sick. It's sick. I thought it was cool.

It's not derogatory.

No. Listen, it's embracing.

We're all good at something. Lift it up.

You Man, listen, guys, we got a lot of stuff to cover today on this beautiful sunny Monday. Got a lot of stuff to dive into. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfusela. Com. You guys can find them all linked there. You want to do this, Cruz?

Yeah. All right.

Seed belt's on.

I'm ready. We're rolling. Let's go.

Headline number one. Obviously, it's Trump's Inauguration Day, also known, apparently, as Liberation Day. As he coined it, a. K. A. Yeah, a lot of stuff happened. I want to cover, firstly, get your take on this before we even dive really into any of that. His official inaugural portrait got released. It was definitely interesting. A lot of people obviously picked up on it saying that it drew some comparisons to his 2023 mugshot photo. This is his official presidential photo. Now, obviously, this is the mug shot. I don't know. I saw that him like, This dude means business. Yeah. Is that what you got? That's how I take it. Okay.

Yeah. I mean, that's going to hang in every federal office across the country. Bro. I think there's a very specific message being sent here, especially when you compare it to his 2016 portrait where he's smiling real big.

There's a '16 one. Yeah.

Now he's like, Hey, fuck around. I'm going to fucking rip your balls off. Bro. That's what that says to me. Dude, his whole inauguration today, the way he walked, the way he talked, the way Melania was dressed, I think they mean business.

I think they mean some business Could you imagine being one of those far left people that participated in all this shit that somehow still weasled themselves into federal agencies? And then this gets hung up, and you know all the shit you've done, and you got to look at that.

I mean, look, dude, I think the amount of corruption and crime that has happened is inexcusable. I think if he doesn't clean it up, regardless of what it takes to clean it up, regardless of the pardons issued, regardless of whatever formalities.

Look- He's not even speaking on those. We got those in there. Oh, you do? Yeah, he's not even talking about them. Not yet. Not yet. Which tells me there's something still planned.

Yeah, we'll talk about it. But anyway, Yeah, it says, Fuck around and find out. No doubt.

100%. I got the same vibe from that. I like JD Vances, too, though. His was nice. Jd Vances is a cool dude. He just seems like a regular guy.

Yeah, he's pretty sharp.

He's smart as shit. He's pretty sharp, dude. He's smart. Yeah. He just seems like, I mean, you can't be mad at this guy.

Not only that, he makes logical arguments to everything that people present him with. I've yet to see him get stomped or-Word salad. Yeah, or even slowed down in his dialog by anybody. Yeah. Dude, he knows what's up.

That's a nice VP pick.

Yeah.

That's nice.

Plus, by picking a guy who's 40 years old, and if he does a good job, you're ensuring the future of your particular area of the movement, which is we're going to have to wait and see how good that is. Are they going to do what they say they're going to do? Are they going to follow through? Are they going to hold people accountable? Are we going to remove the corruption in this country? That all needs to happen. If that happens, then you do have a young person in JD Vance that can pick up the torch and carry it from there on. Keep moving it.

Which I think is what's necessary. We need younger people running the country, bro. This country was not built by fucking 80-year-olds. It just wasn't. No. If I think That 40-year age, that's a good start.

Yeah.

40 to 60. Yeah, for sure. But yeah, so you got President Donald Trump. He's back in, man. The Don is back. They got officially sworn in today at noon Eastern Time. Now, we know his cabinet pics. I got a bunch of them. We've covered a lot of their selections here on the show in the past couple of months. Pete Hexeth, he got the defense secretary position. Tulsi Gabbard, she's going to be over D&I. Cash Patil, FBI director, John Rathcliff for CIA. I mean, a lot of good pics on here, a lot of good names on here. Pat Bondi, she killed it. We'll cover her a little bit later in the show as well. But it's been a very eventful day so far. So part of the ceremonies and charades that happens during these days, Donald Trump, he arrives to the White House, gets greeted by the outgoing President. Joe Biden had two words for him. I don't know if you saw this little interaction. This was interesting. Let's check this clip out. Trump pulls up.

Melania looks like she was standing on business today, too. Bro, she looked like fucking Darth Vader. For real. She's terrifying today, and she's beautiful.

A beautiful woman.

Dude, look at Look, man, got to pause this here. Look at the difference between Jill Biden and Melania Trump. Jill Biden looks like she came from fucking...

Shucking clams.

Dude, I don't know where she... I don't know where she comes from. She looks like the Wish first lady. Then you got Melania Trump who looks like she's a fucking icon. You know what I mean?

It's a big difference.

Yeah, it's a huge difference. It's a difference the way they carry themselves, how they dress, how they stand. I mean, it's like we're getting rid of a couple white trash fucking people occupying our highest office and replace them with some truly classe people, in my opinion.

No, 100%. I mean, decency is back, right? I mean, that was decency is on the.

The adults are fucking charged. Yeah, right. They're the fuck out of here. I'm glad we don't have to see KJP anymore. Oh, my goodness. Stupid little fucking raggedy-an-looking ass.

Now, you mentioned a couple of people Those outfits, which I thought was interesting.

Look at them. Look at them. I don't even know how to walk in fucking heels, dude.

She's probably still hung over from last night. There's no doubt about that. It's just gross. Now, you brought up Melania's fit. There was definitely some interesting outfits. People have been hearing there on her fit.

We're going to do the fashion?

We're going to talk about fashion? We're not going to go deep. I did just want to bring this up because you do talk about this. I know we got a lot of young men listeners, and you do talk about presence and how you carry yourself. You can get snazzy. You know what I'm saying? It's important. Did you see Senator John Federman?

Yeah.

Bro. You know what I'm saying? You're a grown-ass man, bro, and you're walking up with fucking shorts and fucking on clouds to a presidential inauguration. Yeah. You sit front fucking row.

Yeah, like he's at a fucking high school basketball game. Bro. Yeah. Where are we Not where we should be.

I don't know if this dude... Does he think it's like cool? I don't know.

I don't know much about him. I know that he- He had that little health scare situation or whatever. That don't matter. I mean, look, dude.. It's not good. It's not representative of the position that he's holding.

It's a joke. Yeah. No, it's a joke. But that's all the fashion we're in.

I mean, look, dude, I wear workout clothes to work, but I own a fucking workout company. It makes sense. You know what I'm saying? When I leave the house to go to I dress up. You know what I mean? Like, guy's just a fucking... I don't know.

Well, read the room, bro. I think that's really what it comes down to, too. I don't know. That's all the fashion I got for you on that. Now, I do want to bring this up, too, because we have talked about this man many times. We've been talking about his turnaround. Not this man, another guy I'm about to show you. We've been talking about his turnaround. He's like, coming around the corner a little He's been doing some BJJ. We're talking about Mark Zuckerberg. I think he's finally went over that home.

He's definitely taking some testosterone or something.

He's getting something in.

Because he was checking out those boobies.

Bro.

Zuckerberg staring at Jeff Bezos' fiancé, Lauren Sanchez, during Trump's inauguration goes viral. Yeah, it's hilarious. He's full-fledged, bro. Bro, it's not the photo, it's the video. You got to watch the video. The video of it's so funny because he looks and then he smiles real big. Dude, it's so good. See if you can find the video.

He wouldn't have done that two years ago. You know what I'm saying? This is a different Zuck. Zuck's ready to fuck. That's where it is. The tetanostrum is Yeah, I don't...

Who's got more money, Bezos or Zuck? I think Bezos is richer than Zuck.

I think Bezos, yeah, buy a lot. Because in Facebook, most of their inventory, I mean, most of their money is just Like, add money. You know what I'm saying?

Bezos, he's got-I bet he's going to yell that when he gets home.

Oh, for sure. I mean, but listen, it's hard to not look at stuff you don't got.

I mean, they're definitely on display.

Well, that's the other piece. I mean, I think that was a little trashy on her end.

Yeah, well.

But you're going to a fucking presidential inauguration, got lace front.

Got your titties out.

Yeah, they're like, Come on. Here's a video.

Bro, the guy behind him is getting wrapped into the photograph. He didn't do anything. He was just getting a scratch on his eyebrow.

Bro, that is great.

Yeah, that's funny, dude. The video is funny. That's great. Yeah, I'm not even mad at him, bro. Hey, have a look. It's time to grow up. It's time to grow up, son. Let me talk to you about the birds and the bees.

Yeah, man. I thought that was cool.

It just shows you, bro. No matter how much money you got, people still like boobies. You know what I'm saying? It don't matter.

I thought that was funny, though. But other things were going on. We got the inauguration. A bunch of people were there. Bezos was there. Zucks is obviously there. A lot of celebrities, heads of states from other countries were there. You got a mad dog, Hillary Clinton.

I was shocked to see her there.

I was shocked to see.

When they brought her out.

Well, she knows she got booed.

Oh, she did? Yeah. Did you see that?

No. Yeah. Hillary Hillary Clinton got booed. They tied them both in, saying Bill and Hillary Clinton and Mike Pence got booed by MAGA fans as they entered the Capitol Rotunda. The event was being extreme. They moved it indoors because of the temperature and wind and all that stuff outside. I have people telling me it was all actually for other reasons.

Yeah, I was told the same. Okay.

All right. It wasn't just because of the weather. But they moved it inside. What they did was they set up a bunch of different locations that were just livestreaming the event going on. There was a shit ton of fans who were in one of the viewing locations. When they announced their coming, it was fucking insane. Check this video out. I mean, rightfully so, right?

Mama got it, too. Well, I mean, they've done nothing but destroy America's culture. Intentionally for years and years and years. This is 2008. We've had nearly 20 years of destruction from these same group of people. I think booing is very polite, considering what they actually deserve, in my opinion.

For sure. Well, the only part that I didn't like was the fact that It wasn't like they were piping the music in from the audience. It's like they don't know they were getting fucking boo. They're walking like the shit still doesn't stink. I don't think they were booing Bill. I think he's fine, but I mean, Hillary definitely got it.

Did you see that the fucking one of the sources for the Epstein... Who was it? Someone involved in that Epstein case said that it's going to come out here any day in the D class, that Bill Clinton was the number one pedophile at Epstein Island.

No Yeah.

Oh, man. Not my words. That's what they said.

I might have to retract my statement there.

Yeah, just saying.

We'll see. The inauguration went smooth. Trump delivered a great speech. It was actually one of his shorter ones, but I thought he did really, really well in the speech. A lot of stuff still on the agenda while the show is going on. Apparently, he's set to sign over 200 executive orders on day one, which is a lot, I'll be honest. I think here's my fear is that my personal issue. I have no problem giving some criticism on Trump, okay?

Well, we're going to have to. That's what we do.

I mean, that's what we do.

Look, dude, if we want the country to actually be free, we're going to have to call it as we see it, no matter what.

100%, bro. My only issue, 200 executive orders, stuff gets lost in the sauce. You know what I'm saying? We complained about Biden doing 48 on day one. You're doing 200. You know what I'm saying? We got to be careful, man. There's a lot of hypocrisy going on with that. We'll see what those 200s are. We know a couple of them so far that he's talked about.

I think there's a lot of things that need to be corrected immediately. Yeah, for sure. I I don't know what they all are. I don't know what all the 200 executive orders are, but I think there's at least that many things that need to be fixed.

Yeah, for sure. But that's what I'm saying. We'll see what he does. What is it? We don't know all of it, but we do know a couple of those things. One of those things being he's vowing to release and declassify the JFK, RFK, and MLK assassination files in a massive transparency push. What do you think? What's your thoughts on that?

Well, I think it makes him a huge target for the CIA. I also think that that is not enough transparency to regain the trust of me in the government, maybe the average person who doesn't really pay attention. But I feel like it could go one of two ways. I think if you're going to have the trust be restored in our country, you're going to have to have a massive declassification of all the shit they've lied to us about, which is right. We fund the government. It's our It's our country. You represent us. It's not them that should be able to decide what we get to know and not know. We should get to know everything and then decide what's important and what's not important. I feel like this could be throwing a bone. Hey, we told you this, but what about all this, too? Well, you don't need to know that. I just don't think that that's the it should be handled. I think we need a massive declassification. It needs to go across many different situations and centuries of time so that we can know the truth about things that have been going on, because otherwise, we're not going to believe the government no matter how many executive orders he signs.

What I'm afraid of is he comes in and makes the economy better. Everybody starts making more money, and people forget about what's out there in terms resistance to our country, meaning the communist insurgency that we just had to deal with for fucking 15 years, almost 20 years. Then we get back complacent. Yeah. Part of me wonders if that's his job to do. Is that what he's here to do? Is he here to rally everybody up and then drive us into a situation that is a technocratic surveillance state? That's what a lot of people think. A lot of people think that he is part of the cabal and that he is going to come in. His job was to rally and get everybody hyped up behind him, and he's going to come in and basically allow the economy to heal and things to get better and then use this connection of Bezos, Zuckerberg, Elon to usher in new technology that is just going to create more of a surveillance state, take away more freedoms, digitize everything, and If that's the case, this isn't good for us. You know what I mean?

I don't believe that's the case.

I don't think that.

I pray that it's not.

I hope it's not either, but I'm just saying there's a lot of people that think that.

Yeah, for sure.

I think that if he comes in and he does what he's supposed to do, he declassifies, he deports, he creates a better education system, better accountability for crime, makes our city safer, fixes the economy. I think those are things that have to happen regardless. I think it's our responsibility during this next four years to resist the pushing of a technocratic surveillance state if that's the direction that it goes towards even more.

No matter who's enough.

Yeah, and we're going to have to wait and see. We're going to have to wait and see what happens. Ai AI is a big point of contention for a lot of different reasons. I mean, dude, look, man, just in the last two years that AI has really been around, I mean, there's videos on the internet, well, been around to us. There's videos on the internet, you can't fucking tell they're AI. It's getting really good. Wait until two years from now. There'll be no actors. There'll be no influencers anymore because all the influencers will be fucking fake people because they make these people more perfect than the people that exist in reality. So It's going to be a really interesting four years. But here's something that people need to keep in mind, is that nothing is going to change unless culture changes. That means the individual has to change. That's a message that we've echoed on this show since the existence of this show, is that personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion. If individuals don't take the responsibility seriously to make money, be fit, be healthy, be unified, Be educated, be intelligent, know what's going on, get involved in your community, be a good example for the people around you, for your own family, your neighbors, your peers at work.

All of these things have to happen on an individual level for this country to get back on track. The way that the country has been indoctrinated for the last 20 years or so has really been like, let's wait for my person to get in office and then things will get good for me. Well, four years from now, my guy, I'll be back and then things will get good for me. We have all these people who are putting themselves in this wait state, like let's wait and see or let's wait and push through. That's only creating more of what these people want. They want inaction, they want poverty, they want sickness, they want people not paying attention. They want people drunk on the comforts of life that are inexpensive. The shitty food, alcohol, Drugs. They've consistently wanted that for a long time. I think there's a lot of good things happening. I'm definitely not dooming and glooming. I think there's great things happening. However, it's still going to come down to the individual taking up the responsibility of being an American citizen and living that standard day in and day out. If that doesn't happen, nothing's going to change anyway, no matter what executive orders he passes, no matter what he disclosed.

Causes. The health of this country is in our hands, and I see the next four years as an opportunity for all of us to capitalize and put our culture in a place where they can't push us back to this communist shit again, right down the road. I don't know. There's a lot to be said for everybody's part in this, but we have to understand that as citizens, there's a responsibility that we have, and we have to take responsibility for our own lives in order for this country to be great. That's the truth. That hasn't happened in a long time.

100%. I think the other thing, too, that it does give me hope in that Trump's going to do some necessary shit that needs to be done. What I use as a sign on this is to see the reaction of the people who have been committing these things. The first thing I want to point you to, I'm not sure if you saw this, federal employees quietly edit job descriptions to protect roles from Dodge Scrutiny. This just came out from CNN a few days ago, but apparently people are going in the database, federal employees are going in, and they're changing their description of their jobs, changing the names of their jobs to shield them from any type of scrutiny that's going to come from the new Department of Government Efficiency. So you see stuff like this, and people are definitely freaking out because they know the fucking Whip's coming. You know what I'm saying? They know it's coming. You can see it through actions like this. Or more recently, and I know this is on everybody's... They got to cover this. We're going to cover it. President Biden preemptively pardons General Mealy, Anthony Fauci, and January sixth committee members.

This came out this morning, hours before the inauguration. Twenty minutes.

No, no, no.

It was 7:00 AM. This was ours.

His family was 20 minutes.

But he pardoned these people at 07:00 AM this morning, several hours before the inauguration, where he completely pardoned these people. It was a full sweeping preemptive pardon. This was the memorandum that got released at 07:00 AM this morning. It's interesting. Obviously, the main question here is, okay, if they didn't do anything illegal, what's the pardon four. It's interesting.

Well, they did do something illegal, and they know they did shit illegal. And so does Biden. All those people did. They pulled a fucking coup. They stole the election. They pulled a coup. They engineered a pandemic. They tried to usher in an agenda 2030 driven by the World Economic Forum that committed crimes against humanity. They lied to people about what therapeutics were effective. They put They took people in fucking jail, that group of doctors that was basically at the Capitol. Frontline doctors. The frontline doctors. They took away their medical licenses. Doctors that were prescribing Ivermectin were getting their medical licenses take away. Pharmacists were calling the fucking federal government on doctors who were prescribing hydroxychloroquine and Ivermectin to people and getting their fucking medical licenses revoked. Pharmacists were doing that.

For saying the truth.

Yeah. For saying the truth. No, bro. It was an example. First of all, it was crimes against humanity. Second of all, it was an example of mass formation psychosis, like what's his face was saying on what it was. People didn't give a fuck if it was right or wrong. They just wanted their shit to be right. You were going to fucking do what I say. The amount of power hungry citizens that came out of the woodwork to try to force people to do things is fucking absolutely disgusting. And quite honestly, it changed my viewpoint on humanity and our country as a whole. I no longer look at those people as people that I can deal with because if something were to happen again, those people have already shown their true colors. They will tell on you. They will fucking get you put in jail. They will ruin your life. They will kill you if you go against them. And these are the dumbest motherfuckers in society. If you fell for this shit, you're a dumb motherfucker. That's it. You don't have the capacity to think critically. You don't have the capacity to work through and think logically.

And that proved it. You were willing to disregard family members. You were willing to ruin relationships. You were willing to call the police on people who didn't do what the fuck you wanted them to do. Those people are not safe to be around. They are not safe. They are not your friend. They are not your family. They are not safe to be around. You should not trust them. And I believe that, and I always believe that.

Bro, what it was, it was people-I'll never, ever, ever forget it, dude.

No, bro.

Well, what it was, bro, it was people who were always picked last for fucking kickball, getting the fucking captain of the team spot. That's what it was. You know what I'm saying? They fucking used it. But I don't know.

The amount of fucking abuse that we took was insane, and we were right about fucking all of it.

Bro, I mean, listen, I remember firsthand because I had my first daughter during the COVID shit. They almost didn't let me see my daughter during the delivery room. Broke. You know what I'm saying?

They forced- It's insane. They forced one of my best friends to watch his dad die on a fucking Zoom call.

It's insane.

They forced another friend who had someone die. They weren't allowed to have a fucking funeral. Yeah. Okay? This is the hysteria that was caused by these people who just got pardoned, and they caused it intentionally to disrupt 2020 so the fucking Trump wouldn't get reelected.

Yeah. But I mean, dude, the individuals that did it, I'll never forgive them.

I'll never forgive them. I hope they figured it out. I hope they've come over to the fucking good side. I hope they've realized it. But unless those people sit down with me and have a fucking real apology to me, I'm never going to trust them I know. Those people are off the fucking team. They're off the team forever. I'm not letting them back in my life because they're fucking dangerous. You should think about that, too. Those people would fucking turn you in to a fucking concentration camp. Think about the crazy shit that we just went through over the last four years. Think of how close we were to becoming legitimate, like fucking a communist country where they're fucking genociding people because they didn't want to take a fucking vaccine, or they didn't want to wear a mask, or they didn't want to tell their employees that you fucking don't have a job. It was an intentional play, dude, to ruin the economy. And there's a lot, ruin the economy, steal the middle class. Like Joe Biden in his exit address. He's like, We have the largest middle class. We created the largest middle class. Yeah, you didn't create the largest middle class by bringing people up.

You created the largest middle class by stealing everybody's fucking money during COVID.

And middle class equals low class. Yes. That's really the truth.

No, middle class is not. They took people who were above middle class and pushed them in a middle class and then ran on that and said, Oh, we created the largest middle class. No, you didn't. No, you didn't.

No, you didn't.

Created more poverty Well, the thing that was interesting, too, with these pardons that he put out, specifically on this first set, in the memo, he says, In certain cases, quote, In certain cases, some have even been threatened with criminal prosecutions.

Who has been threatened threaten them with criminal prosecutions? Because Trump hasn't showed his cards on this at all, not fucking once. You know what I'm saying? Who's threatening them? Nobody's threatened. There's been no fucking filing of documentation.

I don't know. We've been saying that you're going to fucking public execution.

The people have, for sure. The people have, for sure. But there hasn't been any official fucking documents that have been entered. You know what I'm saying? Nobody's actually started the processes on this. You're preemptively part in these people for stuff that apparently they didn't do at all.

And It goes back to 2014, which shows you when they started planning all of it. It's a swip. Bro, who, how?

One of the other parts, I don't know if you saw this one, but one of the other pardons, he part in that Capitol Hill cop that shot and killed Ashley Babbit. He put him into the sweeping preemptive pardons. Then minutes before the inauguration, as you alluded to, Biden announced blanket pardon for his brother James, burying family influence peddling probe for good.

I don't think these pardon. Listen, dude. They can't stand. No, I don't think they should stand because I think what should happen is there should be an investigation to prove that 2020 election was stolen, which it fucking was.

Which we would invalidate his presidency.

Correct. An Validate the pardons. 100%. Also, pardons don't apply to crimes against humanity. There's still hope here. Also, they don't apply to state level. If the states took it up on their own. Yes, which they're doing it already. Florida is already doing it.

You know what my take is on all of this?

What's an omission of guilt? They would have been better off not doing it because now you got everybody stirred up about the shit again.

Bro, my thing on this, here's my thing. Let's Let's say they don't go that route with he wasn't really the president. Even if all of that was true, knowing what we know with the shit that these people have done, fuck those pardons.

Yeah, I agree.

Fuck them. That mean absolutely nothing. The amount of damage and destruction there's been done. I agree.

And they will do it again. And what it shows is that people could commit literal treason against the people of this country and get away with it by just saying, Oh, will you pardon? And by the way, not only did they fuck us all, they fucking stole all our fucking money, too.

And tripled it. Yeah. Fucking quadrupled it, bro. It's insane, man. A lot to still come. I know with the pardon situation.

I don't think Melania Trump is thinking about pardons right now. I don't think Donald- Bro, they're trying to kill her fucking husband in front of her. I don't think Donald Trump is either, dude. I think we're going to see some fucking some head-whacking happen here.

Bro, I was watching when I was watching the speech and you see the crowd stand up and shit, and you look behind them and you see fucking the Biden, you see the Obamas, and you see the fucking Clintons and shit. Yeah. Part of me was just hoping, bro, that Trump would just be like, You know what? And we're going to start- Arrest them all. We're going to start right now. Bro, I was praying for that. It might still be my 10-four hat stuff, but man.

Bro, those people deserve to be in fucking jail. They deserve to be in jail forever, and that's being light. That's being light. The Clintons, the Obamas, the Kamalas, the Bidons, they all deserve a fucking traitor's sentence. We all know what that is. They all deserve it. Because the disruption that they fucking caused over the last 20 years, most people still don't understand. Most people don't understand that the fucking Russia collusion was made up by Hillary Clinton's team. Bullshit. Then they all ran with it. Then they prosecuted this dude. They fucking embarrassed him. Dude, they tried to bankrupt him. Then they're all sitting there like, Oh, this is just politics as usual. No, fuck you. I'm going to tell you this. If that were me, I'd be like, Yeah, those partners don't care. It's probably why I'll never be present. But I fucking look at them and be like, Yeah, fuck those pardons. Public executions today. Then I would get on TV and I would say, This is why we did that. No one's ever doing it again. No, I'm not trying to stay in office. Yes, we're going to continue the rules of this country, but those people do not abide by the rules of the country.

We're going to have accountability. If you ever think you're going to do this ever again, this is what will happen to you. And set a precedent for what happens to fucking traitors. These people are traitors, dude. Straight up. Yeah, I mean- Look at him sit there and act like you don't get to fucking- Like you're safe. Bro, you don't get to do what you've done to this country and then sit there and act like this is politics as usual. No. Joe Biden, you look like fucking people from Walmart. That's what the fuck she looks like.

New logo or old logo?

No, she's the old logo. She's the old crusty logo. She's the old clammy logo. Fucking clamshell. Clamshell.

Fuck. Oh, they're so nasty.

She's fucking... Dude, she fucking looks like a people of Walmart trying to fucking... I can't stand them, dude. I can't stand their whole group. Those people have caused more pain to the American citizens than any outside fucking army has ever caused. They kill more people than any fucking outside army.

Americans. Yes. Americans.

Letting the fucking crime happen. Dude, what the fuck? Oh, we all pardoned ourselves? How about no? Then we see all these same fuckers who censored Trump, kicked him off the platform, fucking donated all the money to fuck him, blah, blah, blah, all sitting on his side. Trump better not make the same mistakes that he's made, dude.

I hope not, man.

Because this is the same shit he did last time. He let all these people get close to him, and then they all fucked him.

Well, I think the important thing, and you talk about this a lot, too, man, just on some real truth here. You know what I'm saying? It's okay to make a mistake, but you got to learn from it. You know what I'm saying? I think that's one thing. He's admitted that. You know what I'm saying? There's things that I- All the censorship that we faced for the last fucking four years is sitting right there in that picture.

Right there.

I mean, Elon Musk, you can't really hard him too much.

No, but that's fucking Google, dude.

Google. Metta. Fuck, it's all there. Listen, America is back, maybe.

No, America is only back if the American citizen is back. That is it. If the American citizen does not fucking take responsibility for their own existence, America is not back. No politician is going to change it. Yes, Trump is going to come in and change some laws, change some rules that are going to be beneficial. They're going to create more opportunity. They're going to allow people to chase the American dream a little bit more freely. But we have a long way to go to ever be considered free, especially when the tax code is the way that it is. I've heard very little talk about reducing the income tax to where it's not oppressive to the citizen. Where are we talking about that? The income tax should be fucking eliminated. The one guy who He's talking about the income tax being eliminated and brought it down at 10% is basically kicked off the Department of Government Efficiency now, and Vivek is going to run for governor of Ohio. What are we talking about here? I got my concerns, bro. You know what I'm saying? But the reality is that if the American citizens don't stand up and they don't do what it is they need to do, they don't take responsibility for their own lives, and they continue to say, Oh, well, Trump's in.

Things are going to be good, and think that your entire existence It depends on one man thousands of miles away from you, and you're going to give up and defer responsibility for your own existence. If that's the case, dude, America is going to be shit. That's it. The way it's going to get better is for us, the people, to take back our lives, and that has to happen.

Yeah, that's real shit, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Down in the comments, let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's go cruise some these comments. This first comment comes from at Michael Apurek. Aprilweck? Aprilwick? Yeah. He says, 5'5 guy here. Can't confirm.

We're mad all the time. At least he's honest.

Is what it is. All right. Appreciate you, Mike. Sorry. I make shoes for that. Yeah. This next one. Oh, man, I almost read this one wrong. Stiffsock 201.

Stiffsock?

Why is that your username, bro? What is that? Stifsock? I don't know what he got to say? Let's see what he got to say. Stifsock 2011, he says, It is 1004. My wife is Italian-Brazilian. She's the love of my life. She's beautiful, smart, hardworking, and again, beautiful. She's right behind me holding a cast iron pan. I love her very much. I'm so lucky to have her. She's got retard strength. She is a fantastic cook and is one of the most creative people I know. If I said anything bad, she's going to beat me with that retard strength and cast iron pan. I love her very much.

I mean, Italian-Brazilian is a pretty rough mix.

That's an interesting mix. That's an interesting mix.

I think this is a cry for help.

Oh, man, that's a rough- That sounds like a cry for help.

Somebody go check on a stiff sock over there. Blink twice? Yeah. Let's do a courtesy check on him. Welfare check. Yeah, man.

All right. Last one. This is from at Beekeeping69. He says, Down to gas station, Rhino pill with the great first form energy and got my shit looking like Mike Tyson's neck. Ready to pedal, fit out my Hellcat not registered my name.

What is wrong with these people, man? What's a rhino pill?

It's dick pill. Oh, it's dick pill. Yeah. That's an interesting combo. Did you write this comment?

No. Oh, no. The Hellcat gave it away, man.

No.

I will say this shit. I got my shit looking like Mike Tyson's dad. Oh, man. All right.

That's cool, man.

Yeah. That's cool. Yeah, Rhino pills for everybody.

Pay me. Our people are interesting, man. They're interesting. Guys, we do appreciate you, though. We appreciate you for being real-ass fans. Keep liking, commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed, and hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real AF. With that being said, let's keep this crazy movement. We're going to have one, too. We're going to do a little... Let's go back in time a little bit because we got to cover these. We didn't get a chance to last week. Some Some of the nomination hearings were a little interesting. A lot of good stuff. There was some weird stuff going on, though. I want to go first. Did you see this senator down in Georgia? He's a state senator for Georgia who was basically the leader trying to get Fannie Willis out of the prosecutions and stuff like that for Trump. He got assaulted and arrested while trying to enter the Georgia House Chambers. Did you see this? This is interesting. I got some thoughts on this, but let's We'll dive into this. He posted this tweet. Senator Colton Moore. Senator Colton Moore, exposed and defeated corrupt district Attorney Fannie Willis last year, has been arrested by the anti-Trump speaker of the House.

I represent 200,000 people in the same Atlanta jail as President Trump. This was tweeted from his profile. We are working to ensure his expedient release. Please pray for all of those standing up for our freedom and peace for all Georgians. Team Moore. Here's the clip. Check this out. If he did.

For real. He wanted to, you could tell. That ain't no little dude, bro.

No, but that's what got me. Bro, how did you fall?

Well, there's fucking... I mean, he tripped over to sign behind him. You got 16 state troopers there. It's true. So they arrested this guy?

They arrested this guy. Really? He's an elected member of Georgia.

So these guys are just arresting whoever the fuck disagrees with them? Whether they are- That's what I'm saying.

Nobody talked about this. That's why I saw him. I'm like, What the fuck is going on down in Georgia right now?

I don't know. I don't know. That's weird, though. It's weird, man. I'm surprised he didn't get up swinging. Bro, I would have.

Self defense. Yeah. But you got to be careful what you're doing in there. Also wanted to bring in, too. We talked about a little bit Pam Bondi. I know our buddy Eric Schmidt is a big fan of her. I know they've worked closely when he was the AG here. She was the AG of Florida. There was some cool dialogs. I didn't know much about her, to be honest. I really didn't. But I watched through some of her nomination hearings, and I thought she was pretty cool. Let's check this clip out. This was one of her exchanges. It's happened last week. Check this out.

Today, after I gave an opportunity to study overnight.

Can you tell me in this committee what the Citizenship Clause of the 14th Amendment says?

Senator, I'm here to answer your questions. I'm not here to do your homework and study for you. If I am confirmed as an attorney general- You're the one asking for a confirmation vote, ma'am. Hey, you cut me off. Can I please finish? What does the 14th Amendment say? Senator, the 14th Amendment, we I all know addresses birthright citizenship. I have been a state prosecutor. I have been a state AG. I look forward to even given your remarks today, working with you and the people of California, if I am confirmed as the 87th attorney general of the United States of America. I didn't take your homework assignment. I'm sorry. I was preparing for today. Pretty badass. You know she's 60 years old. Shut the fuck up.

Yeah. She's 60? Yeah.

59 years old.

She must some black in her.

I don't know. She don't look 59.

No, man. She's 60?

59 years old.

Oh, man.

No. Yes. These dudes are in here talking to her like she's some 25-year-old bimbo. She's like, I'm sorry to take your homework assignment, dickface.

She's dick.

Yeah, I like her, though.

She's cool.

Yeah, she tells these motherfuckers what's up. Tells them how it is. Sorry to do your fucking homework, asshole. I'm here for this.

Yeah. You know what I mean? I I don't know. I thought that was pretty fucking cool. She's like a good pick. She seems reasonable. Other things that were going on.

What? I mean, think of what we just had. Yeah, that's true. Fuck.

That's true. The other reason I wanted to bring her up, too, though, is because we talk about this accountability part. She's going to be crucial in that. You know what I'm saying? As the federal AG, she's going to be very, very crucial in that process. It's going to be interesting to see. I don't know if this is more of a your loyalties lie type of thing, but I don't think these are traditional times, bro. I don't think so either. It's like you can't use traditional methods. You can't go through traditional means.

Like allowing traders to claim pardons for themselves.

She's going to be crucial, bro.

Listen, dude, the fact that fucking we have a group of traders that just pardon themselves is unacceptable.

We did nothing wrong because we said we did nothing wrong.

Yeah, that's right. Fuck you. Bullshit. Yeah, I agree.

It's going to be very, Very interesting to see what she does, man, and how she reacts. That's what they were trying to grill her on. I don't think it worked. I think she held her on, and she's in. We'll see. Like I said, I just wanted to do a little quick follow-up on that. That's headline number 2. Not too much there. But let's go to our third and final headline. We're going to go travel the world a little bit, check out some other places with headline number 3. This is an interesting one. I'm going to show you this, and then I want us to guess what happens next. Next. Okay. Headline number three is, Pope Francis: Resistance to immigration is a primal reaction. Okay. Pope Francis has reiterated his call for a more welcoming attitude towards migrants, insisting everyone has the right to dream of a better future.

Yeah, create a better future. Where the fuck you're from? He says, Certain populist political regimes, as well as certain liberal economic approaches, maintain that an influx of migrants is to be prevented at all costs.

The Pope's laments in a new encyclical letter titled Brothers All, meaning the great numbers of lives are at stake. He says he wants to ask everyone to move beyond those primal reactions because there is a problem when doubt and fears conditions our way of thinking and acting to the point of making us intolerant, closed, and perhaps even without realizing it racist, he warns. In his way, fear deprives us of the desire and the ability to encounter the other. What do you think happens next?

What should happen is all the migrants that come into Italy should be hurdled into or rounded up and put into the fucking Vatican and have him care for him if he loves him so much.

Well, that's funny because the migrants tried to do that. You know what happened?

They probably arrested him.

Vatican promises stiff penalties for illegal aliens crossing its border.

Yeah. It's funny how all the people- Isn't it?

No, dude.

Listen, It's funny how all the people who fucking advocate for migrants to be in other people's countries don't let them in their own. They don't let them in the Vatican. They're not letting them in Israel. But every fucking Israeli guy is about, Oh, you're a racist. How the fuck are we racist? We don't want fucking those motherfuckers in our country, but you live in a fucking ethno-state. China's not taking them. How come India's not taking them? Why is India made up of Indians? Why is China made up of Chinese? Why is Japan made up of Japanese? Why is every Arab country made up of fucking Arabs? Why is that? Why is it that only Western Christian nations are told that they have to bring in all these migrants? Where the fuck are they bringing them into Israel? Where are they bring them into the Vatican? Where are they doing these things? Oh, they're not. It's only good for the United States of America. It's only good for Europe. It's only good for those people to take in third-world people that fucking come in and commit a shit ton of crime and openly talk about raping your women and redesigning the gene pool and the racial disparity in one's country.

How does that work?

It doesn't. It's a lie. It's fucking bullshit. And the Vatican's part of it, and Israel's part of it, period.

Now, we got to welcome everybody, and then they double their fucking security. Correct. How does that work, man?

They're liars.

How does that work? It's so crazy to me.

Vatican's in with the world economic form.

Oh, 100%.

They're in on a globalization. I mean, dude, why don't you ask the native people of France what they think, or the native people of Italy what they think, or the native people of Germany what they think, or fucking the native people of Holland what they think, or the native people of England what they think. Ask them. Ireland. Ask them if they think that fucking immigration should be happening. They'll all say fucking no, but then everybody pushing for it who's not from their country is forcing it upon them.

Right. Well, I saw this thing a while It was the most popular baby boy name in Ireland is right now.

Muhammad. Muhammad.

Yeah.

It's been that way for years. What?

You know what I'm saying? It's just crazy. Now, we got the vaccine doing this back and forth Bro, listen, people have citizenship for a reason.

Every fucking citizen of another country should be forced to go back to their regular country, and we'll do a global reset of where the fuck everybody's supposed to be. That's what needs to happen. That's fair. Well, that's why we have it. Why would we have citizenship of countries if you're not supposed to be in the country you're a citizen of?

What's the point? What's the point of it then? I agree with you. Now, some places, we will say this, there are some places that you're starting to see, and I don't know if this is tied into DJT being back in, and they know how we're going to be handling the shit here. But you do see some other countries starting to wake up. Let's go to Sweden first. Here comes the deportation. Sweden to change constitution and remove citizenship from fraudulent migrants and threats to the state. There's a new word on the street. They don't want to use deportation anymore. They're saying remigration is what they're now calling it. There's a strong trend in Europe against not only illegals, but also non-assimilating or criminal migrants who have already obtained citizenship. While the European establishment is going mad over German's AFD's electoral chances, some other political actors that are already in power are also advancing in this issue with vigor. Sweden has just made a promise. The current government announced yesterday, this is back on the 15th, that it will change the Constitution so as to take away passports from people who got their citizenship by fraudulent means or else are a threat to the state.

They're about to start doing this mass remigration in Sweden. Isn't that the home of the WEF as well?

No, that's Switzerland. Switzerland, okay.

Yeah, Davos. They all look the same.

Sweden is the home of Switzerland. I don't know. But Swedish people deserve their own country. I do. Why shouldn't Swedish people have their own country? Why shouldn't French people have their own country? Why shouldn't English? Why shouldn't Spanish? Why shouldn't Italian? See, that's diversity. It's global. No, listen. Diversity is not what they say it is. What they're trying to do is create one thing. They're trying to mix all these cultures and all these races to create diversity. That's not diversity when you go to France and it looks the same as Spain, and it looks the same as Italy, and it looks the same as Switzerland, and it looks the same as Sweden, and it looks the same as the United States of America. That's not diversity. Diversity is I want to go to Europe and I want to experience French culture. I want to experience Swedish culture. I want to experience Italian culture. I want to experience American culture. We are being forced into the opposite of diversity through the efforts of these people, and then they call it diversity. What's diverse about having all the people look the same? That's not diverse. Diversity is not making a movie on Netflix and all the characters being fucking one race.

It's not diversity. Removing certain fucking citizenships and certain cultures, customs in the name of other people's customs is not diversity. That's elimination. That's genocide. You don't think it's genocide. People don't think it is because they're not killing them. But what they don't realize is they're interbreeding people so that in three generations, a Swedish person doesn't exist. I'll be real. Swedish people are pretty good-looking. I like to look at Swedish people. They got their own little vibe going on over there. All the women are beautiful. All the men are tall and good-looking dudes. They got their shit. I would like to go to Sweden and visit Sweden. You understand? I want to go to Italy and see all the fucking Italians. I want to go to France and see the French. That's what the fuck we're supposed to do. If I wanted to see everybody else, I'd go to all these third-world shitholes and go visit those places. We are not responsible to harbor all of these cultures at the expense of our own. And that is fucking facts. And I don't give a fuck if someone calls it racist or whatever they call it. Everybody has a right to their own place.

They have their own place. If they want to create prosperity, learn fucking economics, learn how to produce, learn how to farm, learn how to manufacture and export. Maybe we should create programs for that. Oh, we already done that. It doesn't work. So if anybody who argues for this shit anywhere across the world should be required to have these people, at least one family of these people living in your home. Otherwise, you get no vote, no say, no opinion whatsoever unless you are actively taking care of one of these families. Otherwise, Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

I think that's how you solve it.

But they won't do that. No shit, they won't. Nobody will. It's only a good idea when it's not in your home or not in your neighborhood or not in your house. And all of these rich motherfuckers live in fucking Switzerland and Zurich and fucking Davos and all these places where it's the most expensive place in the world to fucking live.

They're protected. Yes. They protect themselves, man.

Bro, these people are fucks.

That's so crazy.

These people are fucks. They're the only people in the world that want everybody else to fucking be weaker so they can be stronger.

That's really what it is.

I know. That's really what it is. I know it is.

You know the fucked up thing is on top of all of that, it's like these countries, obviously, America, they tried it. It doesn't work too much because we have guns. We are able to protect ourselves so far. But they punish these people that are simply speaking out their frustrations about this shit.

Fucking Europe, they're putting them in prison.

Bro, look, And in Germany, so the AFD chapter in German City, they were distributing these flyers that are made to look like one-way deportation tickets. Now everybody's in a fucking meltdown. They're trying to fucking jail these people for this. This is crazy. So German elections, there's coming up in February of this year. All the parties are campaigning hard and all that good stuff. There's the Alternative for Germany Party, the AFD. And they have started pushing out these flyers. They look like this. They're looking like this, right? I'm not going to say people because I know the people of Germany are with it because most likely, AFD is going to win the election, right? Because, again, the people are fed up of the bullshit. They're trying to jail these people right now. The people that are part of the AFD Party, they're trying to throw them in jail for doing this.

You mean how they've been passing laws here where you can't criticize any Jewish anti-Semitic? Yeah, right. We have anti-Semitic speech laws in America.

Think about that. There's no other anti-laws like that.

You can say whatever you want, but you can't criticize those people. Why is that? Why can't you just defend yourself?

It's a simple question. It's a simple question.

Well, I tell you why. Because it's the same people that are advocating for this shit.

Well, not even just advocating, Andy. You look at the shit that they do. We're talking about this mass illegal influx of criminals we have in this country. But when they put these bills out, when our own government try to put these bills out, you know what I'm saying, to get rid of these people and the legal routes and ways to do it, house passes bills to deport illegal aliens who sexually assault women and abuse children.

145 pro-illegal alien Democrats vote no.

How do you vote no to that?

Because they're fucking beholden to the biggest packs in the fucking whole entire world that fund their entire campaigns. You've never heard of most of these people. Most of these people are no different than AOC. They're regular fucking people who are stupid as fuck, who somebody grooms and fines and then finances their way into the political office. Luckily, that's going to slow down and slow down and slow down because of what's happening in this country. But the reality is that this migration shit is always pushed by people who are the bought and paid for or people who are from ethnostate countries that don't want those people in their own country.

It's Now, with all of that, one of the things that Donald Trump did push out-It's not sad.

It needs to end.

It needs to. Here's the other thing, too.

People are waking up to it.

It's not going to be pretty, though. That's what people have to come to terms with. This shit ain't going to be pretty. Today, Donald Trump, President Trump, I'm sure you saw this, but he put in a national emergency today. That just got put in on the Southern border. He did a couple of things with that. He designated the cartel as a terrorist organization. Great. That opens up resources sources and other tools that we can use with those people because the shit that they're doing is it's unreal on American soil. Yeah. On American soil. Yes.

Fuck, bro. Start drone them, man. Drone strike the fuck out of these people. They're going to fucking put them back into fucking a thousand years before Christ.

We are invaded. I mean, there's a war happening in our country. You got to handle it. But he put this in. We'll see what happens with this. But He did put it in. It opens up money, all of that stuff. Let's check the clip out from President Trump.

We will not forget our Constitution, and we will not forget our God. Can't do that. Today, I will sign a series of historic executive orders with With these actions, we will begin the complete restoration of America and the revolution of common sense. It's all about common sense. First, I will declare a national emergency at our Southern border.

The only people not standing. Biden, Harris, and their spouses, and Barack Obama. What does that tell you? That tells you they did it on fucking purpose, dude. Those people are fucking, dude, they're fucking traitors. I'm going to tell you this, dude. It really is a good thing that I'm here behind a podcast microphone for a lot of people and not in that position. He handles himself with much more discipline and much more fucking tact than I possibly could, considering what these people have done. Knowing what they've done. Yeah. Maybe he'll do it his own way. I hope he does. I fucking hope he does, dude.

Yeah.

All illegal entry will immediately be halted and we will begin the process of returning millions and millions of criminal aliens back to the places from which they came. We will reinstate my Remain in Mexico policy. I will end the practice of catch and release. And I will send troops to the Southern border to repel the disastrous invasion of our country. Under the orders I sign today, we will also be designating the cartels as as foreign terrorist organizations.

Why would we let fucking tens of millions of people in this country with just men? Why would we do that?

I mean, look at this picture. Pope trying to… After he made that speech, he takes this picture. There's one woman. There's like 15 people in the picture. There's one woman.

Bro.

Let him in. And then you double up security. Come on, man. Like I said, the shit's not going to be pretty. It ain't going to be pretty to look at, but you got to get over it.

I think it'll be pretty.

It won't be palatable to some people.

It won't be palatable to the fucking white brunchers. No, for real. It won't be palatable to them. Oh, my God. Fucking, they'll have AOC doing some drama piece. Bro, listen, we got to quit having sympathy for people that shouldn't fucking be here. We got to quit having sympathy for criminals. I don't give a shit what happened to someone 20 years ago that caused them to do the thing that fucking caused my family member to be dead now. We don't care. Okay? This is absurd. We're giving more leniency and more fucking care and more resource and more empathy to the fucking criminal element of this world than we are the good people who follow the rules and who do what they're supposed to do, who contribute and pay the tax that is then turned around and used against them to bring these criminal elements to them. It's fucking absurd, and it needs to end, and people need to start being fucking vocal about it. Dude, I love what's happening in the country today. I'm ecstatic about what's happening in the country today. But don't think for a fucking second that we shouldn't be holding the Trump administration accountable to follow through on all of this shit and clean this shit up.

Yeah, 100%, man.

I think he's pissed off, and I think he's going to do it. But if he doesn't do it, I hope the people who are like, Oh, Daddy Trump, blah, blah, blah, will be just as critical of Trump as they were of anybody else for not following through. I can promise you, I will be. 100%.

The only thing I'll say on that, man, is Because they asked him- I think he has a chance to be the greatest fucking president ever in the history of fucking United States.

I think he knows that. I think after he got shot, he really knows that. I hope he brings the motherfucking thunder on these people, bro.

Well, I'd say this. It's very clear he's still holding his cards, because when he was signing the nominations and getting these people into his cabinet, one of the journalists, she tried to ask him, Hey, what do you think about Biden's pardons and stuff? He's like, We're not going to talk about that right now. Yeah. He's holding his cards. You know what I'm saying? Listen, dude.

We'll see. When you have an illegitimate presidency, your pardons don't fucking matter.

We'll see. Guys, it's time to get to our final segment of the show as always. You got a thumbs up or dumb as fuck. I brought two of our favorite things we like to cover for these sections. It involves bears and Indians.

Kind of Indians.

Indian Indians. Like Tonto? No, like ZeeShine.

Oh, okay. Like 711. Right.

Those guys. Our favorite guy. They're good people. Yeah, good people. Funny, lessons in humor, hard working. Apparently, they'll do anything to protect their fields. Our thumbs up or dumbest fuck headline reads, Fed up farmers in India have started wearing bear costumes to protect crops from monkeys. Fucking monkeys.

Stealing all the crops.

They got monkey problems.

All you got to do to solve them is dress up like a bear.

Dress up like a bear. They get rid of that monkey infestation. You got... Yeah. Yeah.

Dude, we're not going to be able to do this one.

It's fine. It's not fine. Well, they've had to resort to this. It's fine.

What caused him to resort to it?

Listen, let's dive into it. Let's dive into it. Let's try it, all right?

Let's get into it.

Farmers have been dressing up in bear costumes to scare monkeys and protect their crops. The farmers, based in the Indian state of Uta Pradesh, began wearing the costumes while patrolling their fields last month. Villagers pulled money together to purchase a bear costume, which the farmers take turns to wear.

Now, the farmers- You think they're washing it between turds? Oh, fuck, no.

Oh, no. No, you got to keep the You got to keep the sense. The musk. The musk, the monkeys know.

Yeah, it's a real bear.

It builds up.

That's right. You can't wash it. There's no fucking around. You can't wash it. It's a real Indian bear.

Well, so fun fact, I didn't even know India had bears. I didn't either. I had no idea. You know what I'm saying? I just found out 10 minutes ago. Yeah, I thought they were scared because like, Oh, there's something they've never seen before. No, but they actually do exist. This is the picture of an Indian sloth bear. Yeah. Okay. But yeah, so the farmers, they've I've been putting my money together working as a community. It's a lot of them in those communities that work together. I don't get it. It's not hard to come together and get up five bucks for outfit. I have a picture here of one of these farmers in the bear costume. Here's the picture.

Shut the fuck up, dude. That's not real.

That's all you need.

What is on his face? That's the mask. It looks like some Hillsam eye shit, bro. That looks like a fucking sea Great Hollywood horror movie.

That looks like if Shane Gillis was a bear.

Bro, that looks like fucking... What's that fucking movie? It's The Hills Have Eyes, right? Yeah, that looks like one of the people.

Yeah, it does. But apparently it works. It works. So these monkeys have been a problem. So if you guys have a monkey problem, just get a bear coster. Just get a bear coster. Apparently it does work.

They keep the monkeys away from your shit.

Yeah, they won't steal anything.

Bro, you're so racist. What?

Listen, this is ground-breaking shit. They're doing it over I'm sure it'll work everywhere. Bro, some of those monkeys get mean, though. Have you seen the videos, the clip that snatching the kids and shit, still in their purses and stuff? Wait.

Snatching the purses.

No, it's real stuff.

Next thing-No, I switched it. The next thing you're going to say, you're going to say they're carjacking people, bro.

What's wrong with you? No, listen.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Oh, my God, bro.

No, bro, you guys have seen the clips, okay? Where the tourist is like China has this problem bad, too. Like little bamboos and stuff. They'd be stealing. If you're a tourist, they come up to try to take pictures, and the fucking monkey's like, beat the shit out of them. They steal their stuff. Just wear bear costumes. They get them right. It's working here. I mean, it's working in India. Is it working? Apparently, they're running off. The monkey see the This is a picture of the monkeys in the field, and they see that. They take one look like, Nope, don't want none of that. Apparently, they're not. I don't want none of that either. Yeah. Indian farmers fixing shit. You know what I'm saying?

Innovation.

Innovation. A for effort.

Solving serious problems.

It's a real problem. It's a real problem. Yeah, man. What we got? What we got on this?

I say, Thumbs up for innovation. Yeah.

Listen, they got to protect their stuff. They got to protect their stuff. I will say this, though, the mess. Now I'm looking at the bear picture again, the actual bear picture. You got the ears right.

Go back.

Ears are right.

Sort of.

But I mean, everything else is a band. But A for effort, man. A for effort. Where do you get it? I give it a thumbs up. I like it. For what? I mean, if it solves a problem.

What problem is it solving?

The monkey's still in the props.

The monkey infestation.

Usually, historically, I give it a thumbs up for innovation.

I concur.

All right, guys, Andy, that's all I got.

All right, don't be up.

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