Transcript of 839. Andy & DJ CTI: Gavin Newsom Trump-Proofs California, Trump Demolishes Far-Left Reporter & Leaked Document About Immigration Enforcement

What is up, guys?

It's Andy for selling. This is the show for the realest sake, About of the Lies, the Fakeness and Delusions of Modern Society. Welcome to motherfucking Reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the motherfucking Internet?

Who's the motherfucking Internet?

Who's the What we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for, Cruise the Internet. We put topics up on the screen. We speculating on what's true. Then we talk about how you and I and the rest of us together have to solve these problems going on in the world. We're just going to get right into it today. Don't forget to share the show. We don't run ads on the show. We're the biggest show in the world that doesn't run ads. All I ask in return is that you help us grow the show. If you listen to the show on audio or you watch it on YouTube, it doesn't matter to us. But if you get value, it makes you think, it makes you laugh, you If you think it's something people need to hear, please do us a favor and help us grow the show. Don't be a hoe.

Share the show.

All right. What's up?

How's it going, Andy?

What's going on, man? I just came in from verbally nuking. It has to be done sometimes.

It happens every day, man. It's fine. You're good.

Yeah. It's fine. I feel good about it. God, dude. I just don't understand Dude, I just do not understand. I don't understand this about anyone. How the fuck can you not wake up in the... If you look around at your life and you're like, Fuck, dude, this ain't what I want. How can you not wake up every single day, every day, and aggressively try to improve that? I do not understand that. I can't be around people like that. I can't work with people like that. I can't talk to people like that, which is pretty much why I'm a hermit. I am not the person that can just accept things. I'm the person that if I'm told I have to accept things, it actually makes me want to mold them a different way more intentionally. It's just, dude, I wish people would understand. I think the disparity between what people think that it takes to win and what what it actually takes to win in terms of not just work, but skill development and personal development and consuming information and basically sharpening your spear, so to speak. People don't understand. It's not a half-ass thing, dude.

You can't win. It's too competitive. People think they can half-ass work, and then for a quarter of the time, and they should be multimillionaires. It's like, Dude, this is straight up... This is straight up, this is your life. How can you wake up every day? How can you wake up every day and just accept your life and all the things that you don't like about it and not go hard to change that. I do not fucking align with that at all. When I even get a flavor of it or a scent of it or a taste of it, it makes me furious. I can't stand it, dude.

It's even crazy.

It's like smelling. It's like putting your face right up to a big steaming pile of fucking dog shit and having to go... Over and over and over. I can't stand it, dude. I can't stand being around it. I can't stand And then people think I mean.

Well, now, that's a thing that they can still compete with people who have everything and still go to fucking work.

Bro, listen, it's an arrogance. That's what I'm saying. How can you think... I mean, we just saw this in the I'm sorry. I know a lot of the Chiefs guys, but let's be real, guys. You could see it in the game, all right? Philadelphia wanted it. You guys are used to winning. You were comfortable. You played like a comfortable team. They played like a team that was hungry. That's what happens when two elements that have those attributes collide. The hungrier, the harder, the more invested, the more dedicated The party is going to destroy the other party. Whether people understand this or not, you are in competition with other people that do your job, and those people are available for hire. You see what I'm saying? Or if you're an entrepreneur, if you're only doing it half-ass and you run a restaurant, there's another restaurant right down the street that does it better than you. They're going to beat you. I do not understand how warped people's sense of actual competition has become. You are in a competition. You just don't understand it. Don't get it. When I'm around that in any way, shape, or form in an individual, I It just...

I can't stand it.

It's a big turn off.

It is. I only like to be around people to get it. Dude, that's why some of the only people I talk to in my personal life are guys like Tim Grover. You know what I'm saying? We're watching a football game last night through text, and I'm like, What do you think? He's like, What do you think? I'm like, I think we think the same thing. Dude, we just don't... I just can't relate to anybody. It's not like that.

It's like seeing a dime, and then they have a Kamel Harris laugh. It's just a complete turn off. Yeah.

Well, it's whatever. I mean, this isn't at the time nor place for this rant, but fuck, man. No, it works. Do you guys not get it? It actually does go with the show. It does. Because culture is changing. Winning is going to become the thing again. If you're not winning, you are going to look like a loser. For the last 15 years, everybody's been like, Oh, it's okay. He's finding his purpose. He's one with the universe. We found a purpose. Yeah, it's okay. That's going to change because culture has now shifted, and achievement, and winning, and kicking ass is going to become the coolest motherfucking thing in the planet. Everybody wants to be cool. This fucking bullshit copying out, pretending that you know, Oh, I'm just vibing out over here, bro. That shit ain't going to fly no more. Nobody's going to think it's cool like they do now. They're all going to look at you and they're going to say, Yeah, okay, we get it, bro. It's happening, okay? Because that is the culture that I grew up in, and that is switching back. We're switching back to an ultra-competitive, winning culture here in the United States of America.

If you can't get on board with it, bro, you're going to be sorry. It's just I It's just hard for me to be around stuff like that. No, that's real, man.

That's real. You mentioned the Super Bowl. The Eagles lost to Taylor Swift's team.

What? No, the Eagles won.

I mean, Taylor Swift's team's lost. I actually went to sleep.

I text you. Yeah, I know. Okay. Do you know why I text you? No. You didn't see the halftime show? No, I didn't watch the halftime. Okay. So I text you right when the halftime show happened. Okay. In the very beginning of the halftime show, Kendrick Lamar is on top of his Grand National, which is sacrilegious because Grand National, when it was made, was the fastest car in the world. It's a Buick. People don't know that. But anyhow, Bro, I don't know what happened, but they had 70 people get out of the car, and they just kept coming out of the car. Like, bro, it was just so fucking funny to me. I was going to text you and be like, Bro, how do you guys fit all these people in this car. But you were fucking sleeping. I had the perfect joke.

I'm sorry, man. Bro, that was exhausting.

Did you guys watch it? Did you see all those motherfuckers get out of the car? Bro, there was 30, 40 people got out of the car. How? I guess they had a hole in the bottom or something, but you couldn't see them crawling through. I'm like, Man, different cultures. Dude, it was a great racial joke that you missed out on because you were asleep.

You know those are my favorite.

I know.

That's how we, Indians, fit people on the scooter.

I know, bro. I know. I was thinking about you, too. Don't think I wasn't.

Damn, that sucks. Dude, I was out by the fucking... I think I watched the kickoff, open and drive. I got all the way up to the first, like, lockdown, and then it was lights out, bro.

Bro, it's the perfect metaphor for what happens when you think you're good and you think you don't have to compete.

I mean, even just not even wanting to get the ball to start with. You won the coin toss in the third, the second half. Bro, go set the fucking tone. I saw it differently, man. I don't know.

I saw it differently. Look, dude, there's arguments for both. But at the end of the day, the bottom line is When he creates comfort, and when there's too much comfort, the winning goes away. Yeah, that's real shit. That's reality.

To your point about winning, bro-I love the Chiefs, bro, and I love the guys I know on the team are fucking awesome dudes, bro.

It's not a It was a personal thing. I'm just evaluating the competition. They were flat. The Eagles were not flat. They came out. They wanted it. They were hungry. You could tell they were hungry. You could see it. That was that. You could see the chiefs come alive, but they didn't come alive until there was three, four minutes left in the game. Sometimes it'll be too late for that. Yeah, and it was too late.

It was your ship. On your thing about winning becoming popular again, and culture is shifting to that. I think that was very evident because there was definitely parts I did see it. I mean, even just when they showed Donald Trump, you know what I'm saying? How the crowd was fucking wild.

Yeah, and they booed Taylor Swift.

They booed fucking Taylor Swift. This is just a short clip here. It was during the national anthem, the camera goes up to Donald, which, by the way, I think they tried to take it off of them too fucking quick because they saw the crowd's reaction. Check this clip up. The crowd goes fucking wild. They quickly get off of them. All right, whatever. That's fucked up. Yeah, and then they booed fucking Taylor Swift.

I mean, look, man.

He's in the phone. They caught what she said. She said, What the fuck is happening?

Sal was at the game, so I text him because I didn't know. You can never tell. You can't trust these folks. If it's true or not. I said, Hey, did they really boo Taylor Swift? He goes, Bro, so bad. He goes, It was so loud. But dude, you know what, man? Real talk. That's why you don't talk about shit that you don't know anything about. It was very clear that she was probably financially competent. I bet when they do the books, there was a financial compensation that took place in some way, shape, or form. These people are out of touch with the people that buy their shit. They don't have any comprehension. In no offense to Taylor Swift, I think her story is amazing. I congratulate her on her success. She flies all over the world. She's had an amazing career. Her audience loves her. I think she's very smart with her brand. I have a lot of respect for the whole thing. I'm not one of these people who's like, Oh, she's just some dumb girl. No, she's been doing this her whole life. It's a real thing. It's a real business. She's pretty fucking good at it.

Right now, she's the best at it. Probably one of the best ever at it. All right? Let's be real about, Well, Taylor Swift is some dumb lady.

She made a billion dollars on the fucking trip.

Yeah, fuck out. Dude, you're sitting in your fucking shitty-ass house that she spends more in fuel on her motherfucking plane than your net worth for one trip. Right. Okay? So I don't want to hear it. But here's what I will say. When you do live that level of life, it's hard. You have to make real attempts to stay connected to what reality is for most people. You understand? Just because you don't buy your groceries and you travel all you want and you do... Those people that are paying 2, 3, 4, $500 a ticket, bro, that's like their family vacation. You see what I'm saying? She doesn't understand that. She's lost touch of that, which happens to a lot of people to get very wealthy.

It's a byproduct, though. It's easy to do.

I would say that from now on, she needs to embrace a pro-American stance and realize that the people go see her, they're regular people. When she calls herself a feminist and then advocates for men and women's sports, you're not a fucking feminist, you're a fake feminist. I'm not being critical of her skill or talent or ability to do what she does. She's great at it. But if you want to continue to be great at it, maybe either try to stay in touch with where everybody is or don't talk about shit you know about.

That's real. That trans stuff, it's so crazy. I just saw this video the other day. It was like the director of the NCAA, and he was asked how many-They axed him.

Was it terrorism?

No, I said ask.

Where did they ask them at?

They asked. They asked?

Fuck, is this a story?

They proposed a question.

Oh, shit. I thought they murdered them.

To the NCAA guy.

Got it.

They proposed, No, they queried. Queried? Queried. Queried. How many?

They quarried. What did they dig up? So first they axed them, they killed them, and then they dug in his quarry?

Yeah, they unburied his ass. No, they asked them how many athletes were registered in the NCAA. It was like 510,000, 520,000. Oh shit, really? Affleets in the United States, right? Yeah. Then they asked them how many of those were identified as trans. Where would be your guess? With all the fucking hype we got, where would be your guess?

I don't know. A dozen. Liberal guess.

You know what I'm saying? Okay. Twenty? Twenty, right. I mean, I was thinking a couple of hundred. 10.

Yeah, 10. So this dozen was a good guess. Ten. Yeah. Yeah, well, it shouldn't be one.

It shouldn't be one. But they were putting this shit out. It's mind boggling.

Who was putting this shit out?

The NCAA was going with all of that crazy shit for 10 people.

Yeah. For 10 people.

You got half a million fucking assets.

Okay, well, you're going to find out why when all of these financial audits come about. Because the USAID is just the tip of the iceberg. What we're going to see is that the USAID has been used to culturally manipulate the entire Western world into believing that subversive Communist thinking is normal. We're going to find at some point in time that your taxes and all of your taxes listening and watching and my taxes all went to these programs to make us believe that those things... We're going to talk more about this on the show. Oh, for sure.

We got more coming, man, for sure.

The point is, yeah, the NCA was pumping it out because they were getting paid to pump it out. And guess who was paying to pump it out? Me and you and everybody else.

Everybody that was mad at the shit being pumped out.

Bro, what's actually going on in the world right now is It's probably the biggest story in human history. It's just people don't understand it yet.

Yeah, because the scale, the amount of time it's been going on.

Bro, we've been talking about it for years. Years, man. By the way, you guys got to start putting some of these clips together from the old show, man, like the old shit because nobody's going to... Unless you've listened to the show, you have no idea how spot on we've actually been. We got to start. We got to get some editing going. Call us Preparation H. I know you guys got nothing else to do.

Call us Preparation H. Because we've been on the hole. You know what I'm saying?

Call it no lube. Just spit.

No, but the other Super Bowl stuff, real quick. Donald Trump, bro. I like a lot of things about this guy. I have my concerns and my issues. I love the shit talking.

Yeah, I absolutely love. It's American, bro.

It doesn't matter what the fuck it is. He'll find a way to talk some shit about it. It's American. He posted this out on Truth, said, The only, quote, the only one that had a tougher night than the Kansas City Chiefs was Taylor Swift. She got booed out of the stadium. Magga is very unforgiving.

I think they should be more forgiving, to be honest. I think we have to- Got to let some room in. We got to make room for people to unite. That's just my opinion. That's something I've always been critical about Trump for. But I mean, dude, real talk. It's hard, man. No, real talk. If you're not on board now, you deserve to get made fun of because you're cheering for complete and total impression of you with your own money. We're going to talk about that in the show. Oh, for sure. But yeah, the memes have been pretty good, dude.

They've been fucking crazy. Super Bowl overall?

Dude, honestly, and I'm going to say this, everybody He's like, Kendrick Lamar's halftime show was horrible. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. That was some badass shit, bro. You know how hard it is for a hip hop star to fucking perform and rap at the same time? He crushed it. Not only did he crush it? The only reason that you didn't like it is because you don't know what the fuck he was actually saying. What he was actually saying the whole time was calling out pedophile shit in Hollywood and music and culture. People just don't know the nature of what he was saying. Did you see the part? Did you watch it, Joe? Did you see the part where he goes, Say, Drake, and he smile? Dude, it was so fucking good. It was so good.

Everybody was rapping the whole Bro, it was...

Listen.

If you didn't like- That was a symbolism there, too, red, white, and blue. Yes.

If you didn't like it, it's because you don't understand what's going on in hip hop culture or culture. You just don't get it. You probably want to listen to Billy Joel. You know what I'm saying? You probably wanted fucking- You, too. Yeah, you probably wanted you, too. You wanted Hoody and the blowfish, all right? Hoody would have been cool.

That'd be fine. I like Darius. I take Hoody. Darius's record is pretty cool.

But, dude, you know what I'm saying? You're just out of touch. What do you think of Kendrick? You like Kendrick or no? You don't like him, do you? I don't, bro. I thought it was garbage. Did you really? Yeah, I did. For hip hop, man, I just think for me, the Super Bowl, in my opinion, is the pinnacle of the performance you go for. There's so many people that came before him that should have got that chance. In my opinion, that would have been a better performance. With that being said, I think they picked it just for the culture.

It is what it is.

It wasn't my thing, personally. All right, that's fair. That's what art's about. You don't have to like it all. I thought it was great. I thought he crushed. Dude, I was watching the whole thing, and I'm like, Fuck, yeah, dude. I thought it was cool.

The clips and stuff that I see-And I like Kendrick, dude.

I like his shit. I like what he sings about. You know the fucker's only 5'5?

Yeah, he's tiny. He's a little man.

He's a little guy. He's a little guy.

Yeah, little guy. Big voice.

A little guy. He's got a little voice, too, I think. It sounds like a video game or something.

All right, man. Well, guys, tell us what you guys thought about the Super Bowl down in the conference.

Everybody's going to be like, We fucking hated it because everybody else hated it. Now, Joe, I can value his opinion because he's a hip hop connoisseur and been in the business for his whole life. People don't know this man's... What, you got three platinums? Yeah, produced three platinum albums. All right, motherfucker knows. I mean, sometimes he's wrong, like this time.

Guys, let us know what you guys think down in the comments, but let's get to our Cruise. It's Cruise the Internet. We got some good stuff to talk about. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfasella. Com. You guys can check all of this stuff out there.

Yeah, go there.

Go there.

Buy some shit.

We should put some axes up there.

That's the one- That's some shovels now, apparently. With your face on them. We're going to get some fucking axes. We're going to get some DJ axes.

Let me ask you something, man.

He has signed DJ axes. All right, I'm not. Let's sell.

Let's go. Let's go. Headline number one. Let's get into this. Let's go to California. This is a little update on the fires and stuff there. Some stuff that's been happening in good old California. A little time machine here quickly. We're not going to go back too far. We just got to go back about a month or so. We covered this on the show. This headline reads, Gavin Newsom and California Democrats. Reach $50 million deal to Trump proof the state. You remember talking about this? Right now, this right now? This article, like I said, we covered it. This was back in January. January 13th is when this article was published and written. Mind you, that was days after the fires had already begun, they decided to do a special session to use California tax dollars to create a law fund to Trump proof California in the tune of $50 million. Why is that interesting? Where's the hypocrisy? Well, it's because here we are now in February, and Gavin Newsom has to, quote, strikes delicate political balance with Trump while seeking federal money for LA fires.

So federal money. What do you think he's going to do with that federal money after what we've learned the last few days? What you guys think has been happening to all that money? Dude, how many times Legitimately, how many times have I said this over the last four years that they promise us, they fund the deal, and then they steal the money? Dude, how many times have I said it? Hundreds of times.

At least, I'm going to go the deal or no deal thing at least once, I'm going to say.

Just be conservatively.

It's been said at least once.

You're axing off a lot of extras there, bro. There was a lot more. There Bro, we said that a thousand times over the last four or five years. At least? People were like, Dude, nowhere, dude. The fucking Republicans just hate us, man. White people hate us, too, because they're fucking white. I'm like, It's not them. No, not them. It's them. It's a Democrat stealing your fuck. No, dude, it's Trump.

Yeah, it's Trump. It's Trump. It's Trump. It's Trump. I'm the fuck out of here. I got a little proof video for you. It's you.

It sounds like something a white guy would say.

Bro, aren't you white? I hate myself.

Real easy to say that be successful when you're white. That sounds about white.

Yeah, it sounds about white.

Fuck, bro.

I thought YT was You did YouTube?

You know what? I did too. You hit me to that. I didn't know. Yeah, but see, I saw it like 50 times. I finally figured it out. What do these people call... What do they mean YouTube? Why is that? What do they say? They need to sound about YouTube. The fuck you guys talking about?

Yt can go to shit.

Bro, you go on any of the clips on me on the internet, and you fucking look at the comments, there's always three or four of them. Well, it's real easy for a white dude. Yeah, man, dude, if it was really easy for a white dude, it wouldn't take me 26 fucking years, bro. Holy shit. If it's 26 years, then what's it take everybody else?

Yeah, fuck, man. Well, it's just funny. I saw the story, but then I I want to bring this clip in. I want you to see this clip. We talk about, we have said this thousands of times. They fucking put these agendas out, cost all this money, they don't do shit with it, and they steal all the money. Here is a prime example of Gavin Newsom doing just that. This is not some recent shit. This starts in 2008. Let's check this clip out.

You can get down to LA in two and a half hours, $55. In California, we're still debating a high-speed rail. What a joke. Finally, California is going to get it right with this new high-speed rail. I personally have been supportive of the high-speed rail project since my time as mayor of the city and county of San Francisco. The project is no longer a $33 billion project. The project's years and years behind. The project's wildly over budget. That doesn't mean it's a bad idea. You can get phase one done, which in essence is from Bakersfield to Silicon Valley. We do have the capacity to complete a high-speed rail link between Merced and Bakersfield. Now, I know some critics are going to say, Well, that's a train to nowhere. We have a real federal partner with our high-speed rail system. An incredible opportunity to finish the work. High-speed rail was mentioned. $4. 2 billion has been requested by the legislature to finish the job. Someone who's all in on high-speed rail. The high-speed rail, not as a rail project, but an economic development project. $3. 6 billion dollars. It's about damn time. We have a high-speed rail system.

We would have high-speed rail all the way across the country. We'd have the most We'd have beautiful buildings. We'd have cultural epicenters. We'd have crime-free streets. All of our citizens would be wealthy if you fucking fucks would quit stealing our money. That high-speed rail system in California, that is California's Ukraine. More money, more money, more money, more money, more money, more money, more money. Where's all that money seed to do? We're going to find out. All this This stuff is going to come to light. This is why people... And by the way, I'm going to say this, Elizabeth Warren must have done a lot of shit wrong because she's the loudest one. She's screaming about this. She's loaded, bro. Why are we Why would someone be upset about a colleague in the government exposing all of the waste that those people who we voted for are creating with our tax? Why would you be upset about that? You could only be upset about that in two cases. One, you're legitimately fucking stupid, okay? You're so bought in to identity politics that you cannot break free of it.

Yeah, brain rot.

Yeah, your brain is fully rotted. Or two, you're in on it. That's it. That's it. Anybody else who's got a problem with what's going on, no one else does have a problem with it. When you think about the sacrifices that you've had to make, Bro, okay, let's talk about your family, or let's talk about your family, Joe, or let's talk about all the families that work here and the families that are listening here and the sacrifices that had to have been made in the quality of life because these people were taking half your fucking money and pocketing it and not improving our country and not building the infrastructure and not creating the schools and not doing what they're supposed to do in our interests. We deserve, at this point in time, not just to never pay tax again, but we deserve some financial reparation for the last 20 years at a minimum. We can subsidize all of our growth by doing different things like every other country does, selling our resources, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. These people deserve to be hung.

What makes it even worse- Every single person that has figured out that this money has made their way into their pocket by any way, shape, or form, should be executed.

A dollar. It should be executed.

A fucking dollar.

No. Executed, dude. For real. No prison. If we mess up, if you mess up by $2,000, bro, they're auditing you. We'll go to jail. They'll put you in jail. But these guys can steal trillions of our tax dollars over the last 100 years. Right. And then use it to manipulate us.

Yeah, bro. Dude, that was the most divisive part. And then not only did they just steal it, then they get us to argue with each other.

Tax that fucking got more. No, bro. Andy, pay your fair share, bro. Listen, bro. All the racial division, all of the destruction in our inner cities, The Flyouts. Bro, these people funded the Black Lives Matter riots through George Soros. George Soros has been destroying our cities for decades by getting these people into our government who will not prosecute crime with our money.

I thought it was his money. I'm like, damn, this dude's loaded. No, it's our fucking money.

Well, it makes sense that his networth never goes down now because he's not using his money. Like, dude, this is criminal It's evil beyond the comprehension. I hope that when citizens truly understand how evil and comprehensive this program of overtaxing us, using the money to make our life harder, manipulating us, turning us against each other, financially oppressing us so that we can't notice what's happening, we've been robbed for 50, 60, 70 years. You want to know, Gavin Newsom, why our country doesn't look like fucking Dubai? Because of people like you.

Well, I mean, even to the Black community, we cry about generational wealth and why we don't have them. This is why we don't have them. That's right.

This is why. They take everything.

This is why.

They need victims. They need struggle. They need hardship. They need racial division. They need all this shit so that none of us stop and say, How much money did they actually spend on that rail? Where did it go? How does that steal that normally cost $1,000 a piece? How is that $100,000 a piece? We can't ask that when we're busy arguing with each other and we're fighting each other and we're struggling and we're having to make sacrifices. Listen, dude, I know a lot of people listen and they're like, Oh, yeah, what do you know about that, motherfucker? I live most of my life that way. Just because I'm successful now doesn't mean I don't know what the fuck that's like. I don't want it for you. I don't want it for our people. It doesn't have to be that way for our people. It's greed and it's evil what's happening in this country. There needs to be accountability for real, dude, for real accountability. They gaven Evan Newsom goes to jail for two years. No. Eliminate the mentality from our fucking country. This country is supposed to be united. It's supposed to be, I look out for my brother on the left, he looks out for me.

I look out for the guy on my right, he looks out for me. We all take care of each other. We all support each. That's what this fucking country is about. We have been infested with a group of people who think that they have the right to not only steal our money, but then use it to create disturbances and disruption and oppression for their benefit. That has to be eliminated, in my opinion, violently. Not us doing it, but they should be prosecuted and there should be examples made How many fucking men and women kill themselves a year because of the fucking financial hardships that they're in? How many people get a tax audit and fucking blow their brains out? You know what I'm saying? Bro, I got audited one time, and I owed a bunch of money. I didn't have a bunch. I'm going to tell you right now, dude, that crossed my mind quite a bit. Just blowing my fucking brains out. This is a long time ago, but you know what I'm saying? Yeah, bro. Bro, this is not okay, what's been happening. It's fucking a million miles away from okay, a gazillion miles away.

It's the most evil shit you could possibly think of, and I have a lot more to say about.

Yeah, we got a little bit more to go. I just want to focus in on this California shit because that was just one example. I'm sure you can count thousands of those same examples.

Every state has one of these.

Each state is doing that. Each state is doing that. I won't say each state. There's a majority of states, and there's a common denominator with the leadership of those states.

I don't even think that elected elected officials know the depth. Because all the elected officials I'm friends with, besides Tulsi, they've always been Republicans. I know there's some shit bags over there, too. All we got to do is look at who's making money on their trades.

Yeah, for sure. But it's local, too. It's not even just at the state level.

I know, bro.

We had a story here in St. Louis. It was five aldermen in the city of St. Louis all went to jail for these backdoor deals that they were trying to fleece their communities from. You know what I'm saying? It's on all levels, bro. Right now, we're seeing it at the federal level. This is exposing the state level. Start calling that shit out in your community because I guarantee you it won't be billions of dollars. But fuck, I'm sure your community could use that extra 50 grand if they're taking Allegedly, Chelsea Clinton bought a $10 million house based upon the money that USAID gave her for her foundation.

Now, if that's the case, then what about the Clinton? What about all these people? What are we doing? Chelsea Clinton gets a $10 million house that we pay for. For what? Being a Clinton? That's what they think. Bro, these people, this thought process, this is why there was a revolution. This is what the American Revolution was about. We had a group of people who believed this is what every revolution has been about for 12,000 fucking years. We have peasants, and then we We have oppressors. We had the American Revolution to break free from the oppressors. We are now in a worse situation than what those people were in 250 fucking years ago. Way worse. Way worse. Way worse. Because it's been going on so long and because we're all... When you go to school, what are they telling-You're born into it, though. That's right. You're born into it. You don't know any better, dude. If you're born in a fucking pig style, you're never going to notice a fucking smell. We are in a situation now where massive reform is going to happen because you can't put all this shit back in the... You can't put this back in the box, bro.

It plays out the tooth, baby.

Because there's enough people now that know that it can't be put back. This is going to be major, major. There's going to be major disruption, major kicking and screaming. In my opinion, this is why Donald Trump has to move super fast because their next move will be to create some violent Black Swan, 9/11, culture-shifting type situation. It's very dangerous right now.

Yeah. Yeah, but this other piece in California, I want to show you out real quick. Karen Bass, the mayor of LA, she brought in this guy to be the fire recovery chief. Okay? Again, you just look at the fall of the money. Where's the bullshit at? $500,000 salary for three months. $500,000 for a three-month position. Where's your tax money going? Shit like this? Shit like this? He's supposed to be the fire recovery Tsar, and he's getting a three-month salary of $500,000. Now, granted, this is being paid by charity groups, okay? But even Even in that situation, I mean, one, I don't know who the fuck would go in. You got a fucking disaster zone going on right now. To even accept that, it's gross to me, in my personal opinion.

They're used to doing it, dude. This is how things have gone forever.

Yeah, this is your buddy. Yeah.

This conversation and hiring probably took place before this information that we're talking about even was brought to light. This information that we're talking about, about the amount of fleecing, people don't understand this, bro. This is not just USAID. This is every segment of government. This is the military. This is the Pentagon. This is health care. This is every Everything. We are living in an actual manufactured matrix of oppression and hardship that has been created to provide for the elite people. This is no different than back in the 1500s. Another thing I was just thinking about, So think about... God, dude. This is so fucked up what they've been doing. When you wrap your mind around it, it's so evil. They put people in lifetime financial debt to go to a school that teaches you how to think the way they want you to think. They bind you with that debt so that you can't go build your dreams and you can't go live your life. You have to work. Dude, this is insane what they're actually doing and what they've been doing. This is way When you really stop... Think about the average family, dude.

I went to a private high school. They had a scholarship program. The number of families at that high school that are on a financial aid program, it's like most of them. You wouldn't need that financial aid if these people weren't being taxed to death and everything Everything being... Dude, when you really think about how it all fits together and it really sinks in, it is some very fucking evil control, population control, bullshit.

Then to see the people try to fucking defend it.

Not only...

Dude, that's sickening, bro. Most of them are not idiots. They're defending it because they know-No, they all know the game.

Bro, they go to Washington, they Somebody puts their arm around them and says, Hey, this is how we do it up here. Start a foundation. I'll get you funded through the USAID. Then you pay all your family through the foundation. Buy houses, you buy properties. As long as you have a meeting there once a year, It's a corp. You see? This is what they do, bro. All the while, all of us, we're out here just killing ourselves to even make it. It's unbelievable. To me, it's the biggest story in the history of my lifetime and this country.

Bro, this makes Bernie Madoff look like fucking dog shit.

No. I don't know. It's just a child's play, bro. Bro, I haven't even had the full Wait till we find out the rest of what's going on. Right.

The other 99%. Yeah.

Then they print trillions of dollars to reduce the value of the money you do accumulate so that even if you are smart enough to work around the system, you're not going to get shit at the end anyway. Then they hit you on the end with a fucking 50 to 60% death tax, depending on where you live, which means all the money that you are able to accumulate, even though you've been taxed the entire time, they're going to take more than half of that when you die. Unless you go out and create estates and trusts and do all this.

Which most people are in privy to.

Bro, most people don't even They intentionally don't let people know that.

It's crazy, man. Guys, got a little bit more on that coming. Let's go down to the comments, what you guys think. With that being said, let's go crew some of these comments. We got some heat for Do you? Oh, do we? Yeah. This first comment comes from Bdubs52. He says, Crime rate of zero while having a felon president you support. Talk about being a hypocritical tool.

Yeah, well, It's better than being a 20 IQ person that doesn't understand what's actually going on.

Better than being gay.

I mean, look, dude, think of how stupid you have to be, legitimately, how fucking stupid you have to be to make a comment like that. Bro. This dude's out here basically showing you how these other people have stolen half of your money your whole life. Then you think those people are in a place to prosecute anybody of anything? Right.

Or more importantly, now- Why were they trying to prosecute him there, B-Dubs?

Why don't you tell me why they were trying to go? It couldn't be because he's going to uncover all the money they've been stealing from you. Then what's that say about you that you support the people that are stealing money from you? Holy shit, bro. We got a long way to go.

No shit, guys. His next comment It comes from-Imagine your ego being so tied into a team.

This is the same motherfucker that wears his team's jersey. Dallas Cowboys. It lives in… Yeah, right. He must be used to losing. He's fucking this motherfucker By the way, I like the Cowboys. That was my team growing up, but it is what it is.

But dude, you're wearing a Dallas Cowboy shirt?

Yeah. But the point is, you're so ingrained in the propaganda. Those people call people that are thinking outside and be like, You're a brainwash. No, dude. It's you.

It's you, buddy.

Holy shit. By the way, if you think it's me that's a dumb fuck, let's compare our lives. Let's compare your life to my life. And then we'll talk about... And we'll do a vote. Who do we think is the dumb fuck? B-dubs or AF? Yeah, right. Who's the dumb motherfucker? Dubs.

Yeah, right.

Get the fuck out of here, dude.

Tool.

Talk about being a hypocritical tool. I don't support any president. I support the fucking people, bitch.

Guys, our next comment, this comes from at Big Iron Big Mac. Big Iron Big Mac. He says, Andy DJ, I'm in Portugal right now, and we were riding on the transit bus in Lisbon, and my wife saw a guy with your Buffalo merch. She pointed it out to me and said, Hey, isn't that what Andy wears on a show? I was like, Yeah. Watch this. Now, leaned over and said, Don't be a hoe. My wife looked mortified when I said that, and he responded, Share the show, and stood up and gave me a high five. The message is worldwide. Keep spreading it, Tell us. Cheers.

That's right, baby. We're international. Fucking Portugal. We're everywhere. You don't even know where we are because we're so everywhere.

I don't know where it's Portugal. I don't know.

Geographical. It's where they make axes.

Got you. This is the number I'm going to export.

It's over there next to Spain, bro. Oh, yeah. Portugal, yeah, of course. Bro, it's beautiful, too. Is it? And it's cheap. The people are nice.

I like beautiful and cheap. Yeah. 20 bucks.

20 bucks, 20 bucks. That's what I'm saying.

Fucking go over there, balling.

I love it. Big iron, big mat. Yeah. Thanks, brother. That's what's up.

International, baby.

It is what it is. International terrorist now. I'm no longer We're domestic terrorist. That's a new level. We are fucking Interpol, baby.

That's what I'm talking about, baby. Congratulations. That's right.

We're climbing up the ladder. I love it.

We got one more comment for you. This last comment comes from Jay Daven @court_photo. He says, Bro, listening to your podcast is why I changed my life around and have lost just shy of 160 pounds at this point. I started full-time in my own business 18 months ago. Couldn't have gotten my mindset aligned with my health and life priorities without the help, bro.

Bro, you did it, dude. You guys come at me all the time and you tell me I helped you or I did this. No, dude. I just told you what you can do, and you went out and did it. I designed a little framework for you, and that's it. I'm proud of you guys. You guys go out there and kick ass. That's what this country needs. This country needs people to step up their level of what they're actually producing and how they're living and the standard that share and communicate and embody every single day. We're seeing that more and more and more from guys like you who are saying, You know what? I got to do better. If we all think that and we all get better, everything will get better, dude.

Yeah, 100%, man.

I appreciate every single one of you who has the courage to go out and do that work, for real. I don't care if it's 20 pounds or 200 pounds or whatever it is, man. The shit's hard. It takes a real commitment, and it takes being a real adult and a patriot, honestly, to do it, in my opinion. I think the most patriotic thing you can do is become the best version of yourself in this country because it resonates throughout culture. I appreciate you Jay Davenport. You're the man.

Guys, we appreciate all of you, man. We appreciate all of you guys for being real-ass fans, guys.

By the way, if you're wanting to get that going, I just agreed to start 75 Hard with a buddy of mine down in Florida. Today is day one. When you come out and hear this tomorrow, just start. You'll be on day two. Let's go. You can get the full program for free at episode 208 on the audio feed only, or you could buy the book, andyfricella. Com. Called The Book on Mental Toughness. But you don't have to buy the book. It's for free at episode 208 on audio. So jump in. Let's go fucking make shit better. Yeah, 100%.

Guys, let's keep this crew moving. We got headline number two. Again, I alluded this I alluded to this earlier. I like the shit talking from Trump. It's hard to just not... It's hard to not like. I really don't get it. We're going to start headline off, headline number two off with this. Watch President Trump demolishes far-left reporter with a savage response when asked a silly question during Air Force One press gaggle. I don't know why they keep lining this shit up for them, too, bro. It's like they're asking for it because they They don't say dumb shit, they ask dumb shit, and then he just calls it out for what it is. Let's check this clip out.

Vice President suggested that if it was a green for the rules in a way that you don't like, they could just be forced by themselves. Do we agree with that?

I don't know even what you're talking about.

Neither do you. Who are you with? Hotfives, sir. Who? Upbyte. I'm no wonder. I thought they died. Are they still around? I haven't read them in years.

I thought they died.

Who else? That's fucking great, man. It's great. I don't know. I just wanted to start it off with that. But he's a dog, man. I love it.

I'm surprised they're still around, too. I mean, didn't their phone just get He got a cut? I don't know if that's true or not.

I don't know. Better take some of those snacks on there for us, one while you can.

I wonder what snack. You think they got good snacks?

I don't know. He had a little A basket next to him. Yeah, you got a little basket right there.

Eric Schmidt was on that flight. I don't ask him about the snacks.

I bet it's pretty fucking good. I can't really see that far. Let me see.

I think they got some of that licorice we like.

They do. It's right there, bro. Wallabies.

Wallabies. That shit is fucking good.

That's some good licorice. It's not a plug, not an ad.

No, it's genuinely great licorice.

I'd show my butt hole from this.

You know wallabies? That stuff's awesome. Which one you like the best? The black?

The grape you gave me the other night was pretty good.

I know you liked the grape. Listen, I knew you were going to like it when I gave it to you.

Why did you know that?

I just had a feeling. Intuition? Yeah, I like the red. I don't know what flavor that is, but the red one. I don't know if it's strawberry or cherry. It's good. Man, those are good.

That's solid. Yeah, I like him.

He can't be that bad if he knows what good licorice is.

That's true.

Wallabies. We're about to open up some sponsorships. Yeah, bro. Hey, bring them. I got a whole team here. I don't even need money.

Just give me a fucking licorice.

Just give me a fucking licorice.

I want to walk into any lit gas station and just take one-off the fucking shelf. Bro, it's premium licrish.

It's not like peasant licrish. No, it's not. The packaging is great. Everything's great. It's a great product, and I'm going to find out the people that own it are like a fucking communist or some shit. Yeah.

Oh, shit. All right.

Whatever, man.

Let us verify that before you- I don't care.

They make good shit. This is a free market. I don't care what your beliefs are. I'm going to eat your good product. I'm going to drink your beer, even if you do something bad sometime, one time.

But let's talk about some of the things that Donald Trump has been doing, other than getting the applause at the Super Bowl. To see that he announced that he instructed the Treasury Department to stop producing the penny.

I did see that.

Interesting. But I mean, yeah, and that's the thing, man. When you look at, hear this stuff, you see this stuff face value. But again, I mean- They didn't say it was costing two or three pennies to produce a penny? Bro, the penny cost over three cents to make, and it cost US taxpayers over $179 million. That was just in 2023. Well, yeah.

I mean, That's a smart cut. It's actually a great example of how they run everything, right?

But that was a video of a congressman. He held up a bag of bushings that go on airplanes, military aircraft. He said it was a bag. I mean, it wasn't like a fucking crate. Like a bag of Wallaby's licorice was about the size of the bag. He was like, Do you know how much this bag cost? He was asking one of the DOD reps. They were like, No. $90,000.

Okay, so that's another way that this happens. You ever talk to someone who's like, Bro, this is so great. We just work with the government. Oh, yeah. The reason they say it is because it doesn't matter what they bill the government, the government just pays it. There's fleecing that goes on from the actual reps who are pocketing money and buying houses and shit. Then it's happening again on the companies who learned that when they do business with the government, they can charge anything they want because no one knows or cares.

It's their buddies, too, that make sure that they get those bids.

There's an initiative and a mentality that we must spend all of our budget so that we can get more budget. Exactly. You understand why they do that now because that means more money to them.

It's used to lose it. Yes. 100%, man. President Donald Trump, on his way down to the Super Bowl, actually, had a couple of statements and things to say, but he predicted. He also did this interview with Brett Bayer also. I think a little bit of that was shown during the Super Bowl. But he predicts that Elon Musk will find hundreds of billions in waste in the next Dodge directives, Doge directives. He laid this out, like I said, I did an interview with Brett Bayer, and was just talking about Elon Musk and the work that he's been doing. Trump said, He's not gaining anything. In fact, I wonder how he can devote the time to it. Trump continues saying, quote, I'm going I'm going to tell him very soon to go check the Department of Education. He's going to find the same thing. Then I'm going to go into the military. Let's check the military. We're going to find billions, hundreds of billions of dollars of fraud and abuse, and the people elected me on that. Check this clip.

I don't know if kickbacks or what's going on, but the people, look, I ran on this and the people want me to find it. And I've had a great help with Elon Musk, who's been terrific.

Bottom line, you say you trust him.

Trust Elon? Oh, he's not gaining anything In fact, I wonder how he can devote the time to it. He's so into it. But I told him, do that. Then I'm going to tell him very soon, maybe in 24 hours, to go check the Department of Education. He's going to find the same thing. Then I'm going to go to the military. Let's check the military. We're going to find billions, hundreds of billions of dollars of fraud and abuse. The people elected me on that.

No short, not just after that, Elon US as FEMA sent almost $60 million just last week to luxury New York City hotels to house illegal immigrants.

Yeah, which was against the directive that he put out. They did it on their own outside of his own presidential order to pause any action for illegals. Those people should go to jail. Yeah.

Elon tweeted this out. He says, The Doge team just discovered that FEMA sent $59 million last week to luxury hotels in New York City to house illegal migrants. Sending this money violated the law and is in gross insubordination to the President's executive order. That money is meant for American disaster relief and instead is being spent on high-end hotels for illegals. A clawback demand will be made today to recoup those funds. They're calling it out, man, and I like to see it. Have you seen? I know you're not on Twitter much, but you see what he put in his bio? Elon Musk has a new bio on Twitter. White House Tech Support.

I just thought that was great.

But, man, he's been calling it out. It's funny, man, because we've been talking about this shit for so long, calling out the lies for so long. This is a clip that just got retweeted Elon Musk also that we actually had here on the show. I believe we were one of the first people to break this, but calling out these lies when KGB was in office as a press secretary and how she would just get up there and blatantly lie. We called it out after doing our own research on the show, exposed the story of how they were funding all of this shit when it comes to these illegal migrants and how FEMA was using our tax dollars to fund that. This was the response we got from KGB. Check the clip out.

So disaster relief. This is a falsehood. Disaster relief funds used on immigrants illegally in the US. The fact is no money is being diverted from response needs. That's the fact. Oh, that's the fact.

That's the fact, yeah. But in fact, that was a massive lie. We all knew that. Funds have been diverted. They continue to get diverted even after President Donald Trump blatantly, explicitly says, Don't do it. They're still doing it.

Here's the other thing that he found out right here, the bottom line on this. He says, There also It appears, dude, there's so much I keep forgetting to even bring it up. This also appears to be significant funds siphon from Social Security to pay for illegals. Social Security that they ask you to pay into your whole entire life that they tell you is going to run out is not actually going to run out. It's just because they stole it all to push their initiatives and put in their own pockets. When you start, God, dude, I don't know how... It's a lot here. I know, but I don't know how someone could… The key to this, the key to this whole thing is for people to understand what's actually going on. This is the biggest story in the history of this country, and maybe the history of humanity of modern man. Because what we've dealt with, with the creation of television, radio, and print, and then taxes, which, by the way, all came around at the same time. I mean, print was available way before that. But now this fucking propaganda machine that was created and utilized and paid for for decades.

So how do you know what's true and what's not true? How do you know that the textbooks that you read in high school or in grade school or in college weren't funded with your own tax dollars to send you a message that was not historically accurate? There's so much here. According to what Elon said outside of this tweet, that there were, I think he said, millions of identical Social Security numbers that have been funded outside of ones that were held by American citizens? Dude, this is way bigger than people understand. My only hope is that people will take the time to actually understand it. This is not a little deal. None of us should ever pay tax ever again, of any sort at all, at least for the next For 50 years. We should be paid back of what we paid for the last 25 years. The actual adults who have been paying tax should be compensated back. That should come from subsidization of our natural resources and a bunch of other things that other countries do to subsidize their economy.

You got plenty of options, bro. Whether it be oil, natural resources.

Not only that, you could charge people to protect them with your... There's all kinds of things that could be going on. We're not even producing our own oil. That's something that I don't understand. First of all, the amount of damage that happens with green energy is irreparable mining operations that strip the Earth of resources that do not go back into the Earth. Not renewable. Oil is constantly being produced by the Earth. It's a byproduct of decomposition over time. It's always being produced. They told us when we were growing up, what they tell us, We're going to drink all the oil. If we're transitioning into green energy and oil is becoming obsolete, then what difference does it make if we make money on it now or not? You see what I'm saying? This is all bullshit. It's all bullshit. We had Curtis on who was talking about how the Green deal was such a communist scam, and everybody was like, No, that's not true. It's good for the environment. What do the plants need to make oxygen? They need carbon dioxide. They're trying to ban. Why are they stripping Why are they cutting down all of these forests?

Why is the government doing that? Dude, we founded ecology, bro. Listen, bro, we are in a position of complete and total oppression. That's what we are. It's not even a little bit freedom. We used to think, Oh, well, there's some freedom. But when you consider that we are told to go to work, work till we're 65, which now people got to work their whole lives, a single income earner can't even afford a house anymore. He can't afford a family anymore. You got all these young... This is why I dedicate so much time to you guys getting rich because you got to be right now. But you have all these things that have changed where they've printed enough money to devalue the dollar. Housing is going up. It's not coming down. They tax people harder, more. I mean, dude, and then they propagate this. It's total control. It is the matrix. It's the fucking matrix legitimately just in a different way than what they show you in the movie. Yeah, bro.

The part that really irritates me, too, bro, is then they try to convince us to idolize these fucks.

Yeah. Well, dude, any person, any human being that is a progressive leftist, those people have just absorbed the propaganda more than everybody else. Yeah, they felt for it. What about these motherfuckers that had gender transitions? They're going to find out that gender ideology is actually an evil concept that's been tried before for the reason of communist control and takeover and de-population. Dude, and then they've already gone and done it. The parents encourage Dude, they almost got us, dude, and they did get some people. They got a lot of people. They got a lot of people.

Even just idolizing, trying to make mortars out of these people who are keeping the foot on a Next, man. Did you see that they were supposed to be building Fauci, a fucking museum? This is another thing Elon just covered. Doge cancels funding for Fauci Museum Exhibit, along with an additional $180 million in contracts that were also canceled from the Health and Human Services. Yeah, that was supposed to be a contract for an Anthony Fauci Museum exhibit in the amount of $170,000.

They should build it. They should build it, okay? Except the exhibit should be photographs of everything he did, and then at the end, showing him tied up and quartered to four different horses, and show a video of him being executed by being quartered. Then at the end, it says, Don't do that shit. That should museum. Fuck.

Now, with all of this going on- No, I'm being serious. I know you are. Yeah. I know you are.

Dude, you cannot get people to not do evil shit unless the punishment for evil shit is so bad that it's terrifying. They're not having a problem in fucking El Salvador with the fucking gangs now. You go in the gangs, and all these dudes got their faces tatted, and they're wearing all... And they say, Do you still think you're tough because you were a gangster? And they're fucking crying. Okay? These Those motherfuckers ain't badass, bro. They haven't faced any repercussions.

That's all it is, man.

You get a tough, quote, unquote, tough motherfucker, or somebody's above the law, or someone like Anthony Fauci who's a little weasel that thinks he can weasel, and you make an example out of it, it stops everybody from doing that shit.

Now, here's something I want to get your take on, too, because we've seen this play be ran in 2016. Trump could have done a lot more, in my opinion, had he not had to jump through all the hurdles that they made that man go through. They're starting to do it now again. This time, they're using judges to do it. Did you see this? This headline reads, Obama Judge temporarily blocks must do access to important Treasury Department payment system orders immediate destruction of all data obtained since Trump's inauguration. Musk responds to ruling with fire. Cnn reported this past Saturday that a federal judge halted Elon Musk's government efficiency team from assessing a critical Treasury Department. Us district Judge Paul A. Inglemayor, who Barack Obama appointed, cited a risk of, quote, irreparable harm.

That's the point. The point is to burn all this shit down and put it back the way it was. It's irreparable harm to you because you've been benefiting from it. The rest of us, it's called the way it's supposed to be.

The order It literally stops access to sensitive payment system that distributes Americans' tax returns, social security benefits, disability payments, and federal employees' salaries. Moreover, Ingelmaier ordered the destruction of any downloaded information from the payment system by anyone given access to it since January 20th, the date Trump was inaugurated. Now, Ingelmier claimed in his ruling that, The risk that the new policy presents of the disclosure of sensitive and financial information and the heightened risk that the system in question will be more vulnerable than before to hacking. That's what they're worried about.

No, they're not. That's not what they're worried about.

That's not what they're worried about. Now, it's important to know this.

Not only are these people exposing themselves for who was on the take, but they're also exposing themselves for how fucking stupid they actually think everybody else is. It's funny watching those people protest, like Elizabeth Warren and-Maxing and Waters. Maxing and Waters. Maxing and Waters. Schumer, and they're out there protesting and saying-We will fight. Yeah. Everybody's like, Well, all that's been done is we've been figuring out who's stealing money. Why would you fight for that? Even the dumbest person is like, Why would you fight for that? It's you. You know what I'm saying? You don't have to be very smart. No. You know what I No, it's crazy.

But to your point, they're exposing themselves, right? This ruling- God, I can't wait for what's about to happen. It's about to be biblical, bro.

I know.

It's going to be fucking huge. But it wasn't like this judge just acted on his own. I mean, who put this shit together? When you peel it back, the ruling was in response to a lawsuit that was filed by Trump-hating New York attorney general, Patricia James. Eighteen Democrat State Attorney Generals-How did that work out for you? Infuriated over Trump's efforts to downsize the government. Why? They have to...

But hold on. Let me point something out to you. If you run a company, and you're a true contributor to that company, and you're like, All right, the company's not making money. So some people got to go. You're in that company, and you're someone who does good things for that company, you know what they're going to say? Yeah, bro, we need to get rid of some people. You know why they're to say that? Because they're going to say, If we can do the job with less amount of people and we can make more money, I'm going to make more money. But see, that's not what these people do. These people don't do anything. They just steal and they take and they're leaches on society, and now they're being exposed, and they want to make it so you don't notice that they're being exposed, except it's too late because they let their fucking fear expose them. Now you have Schumer today making up some bullshit Democrat fraud group who's going to look for fraud as a Democrats. It's like, Bro, what are you guys going to do? Wheel in a bunch of mirrors? You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? But you know how like... That's crazy. You know how like when there's something going on and there's multiple people involved, and then people figure out, Oh, shit, these guys are going to win. Then there's some of the people trying to get on that team, the rats jump, the fucking sinking shit. That's what he's doing now because he realizes Him chanting and arguing and getting in people's faces is over. It's over. Don't work. Bro, these people are circling themselves and gathering themselves together because they're undisciplined, and they're fearful and they're stupid, and they think we're stupid.

Oh, bro, the swamp has been drained, and now these-No, it's not been drained yet. Well, I think they're stuck in the fucking mud. You know what I'm saying? Yes. They can't get out. You're in it now. You can't get out. Yeah.

To that point- Maxine water should... I mean, you should just shut up, go eat your granny cookies or whatever the fuck you do. Or steal them. And hope that you die before this happens. You know what I'm saying?

But yeah, in response to this, Trump stripped the security clearance.

Security clearance. That's right. Latisha James Alvin Bragg, loser security clearance. Our homie up in New York, but not big homie, little homie. Okay. All right. When all this shit happened, he messaged me. By the way, I like him. Yeah, he's cool. Stefan's cool. Yeah, he's cool. Fucking He's like, Bro, Alvin Bragg is badass. I'm like, Look, dude, just wait. I said, Just wait. This is like two, three years ago when this all started coming out. Just wait. I'm going to message him after the show. What now? Because he was talking about Bragg, and he's like, Bragg is a badass. I'm like, Yeah, because he's got no checks. When nobody watches what you do and you get to do anything you want because you're a certain race in a certain position, no one says anything. Otherwise, you're racist. You do whatever the fuck you want. That's ending, too, which is wonderful.

It's great. Then in response to this, the Trump administration just filed an emergency motion to vacate the Treasury's restraining order, assert that no court can sever presidential supervision that's mandated by our Constitution.

Yeah, no shit, dude. It makes it proof. It's executive branch and judicial branch. It's two different things.

Separation of powers. You can't fucking control it.

But they don't know that. No, they don't. That judge don't even know that.

No. At the end of the day, the other thing, too, that these people fail to remember is that this is what the vast majority of Americans want.

I know. People keep saying, like that guy in the comments, Okay, believe me, we didn't vote for it. No, this is exactly what we voted for. This is exactly what I wanted. Not only did we vote for this, and I said this on record 100 times. Most of us want them to go way harder because we're tired of your shit. Most people want to see these people who have been stealing, strung up and impaled like Vlad the Impaler. You know what Vlad the Impaler did, bro? He impaled his own corrupt people in front of his castle. All the criminals, all the bad people in his community, he fucking impaled them. Then when the other army showed up to fight him, they saw that he impaled these people on these poles, and they turned around and went home, and they thought, Well, fuck, if he's going to do that to his own people, what the fuck is he going to do to us? That's the level of fucking scared these people should be to ever fuck with the people of this country ever again.

It's just funny to see people squirming I'm seeing the reality that we're all in line with.

I want to see executions, dude. I know people get upset when I say that. I don't care. That's what we need. Do you want your money stolen from you or do you not? Do you want to be oppressed or do you not? Do you want to live under people who think you're a cockroach or do you want to fucking not live that way and be treated as a human and have opportunity to actually thrive in this country? You were promised and what this country was founded upon. You have a choice. But the choice for us to get the good shit is going to require us removing the bad shit permanently and making an example so that your kids and your grandkids don't have to do the same shit we've got to do.

It's real, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comment.

Tell Elon and Trump to hire your boy to help solve this problem. I will fucking do it for free. I will come there. I'll sleep in the White House right there next to fucking Elon. It'll be no different than when we started this company. We can share a mattress, brother. I don't give a shit. Bring me in. I'm passionate about this. I want to fucking impale motherfuckers. Not in a gay way either. No, I don't think anybody was taking it there.

I mean, Was that a disclaimer?

I'm not going to say all I'm going to say. I got to be careful with the equipment. It could hurt people. I'm just saying, dude, fuck these motherfuckers.

I'm going to appeal them so good.

Yeah. I'm going to stab them. Captain stabbed.

Bruising before cruising, guys.

Bro, listen, man.

It's all right.

I don't care. It's fine. I just want to clear up any confusion. There's been a lot of propaganda.

I understand.

Bro, I'm just saying, man, where is the fucking demand for this? What are we talking about here? These people ruin your lives. And not only ruin your lives, they lie to your face and steal your money and don't give two shits if you can't afford to fucking live while they're buying fucking jets and planes and boats and...

Getting libraries and shit built. Fuck, man.

Bro, we should take this shit back, and we have an opportunity to hear if Trump is who he says he is. I just hope he is, man.

We shall see. We shall see, guys. Let's get to our third and final headline. We got headline number three. This one's a little interesting topic on the the deportation that's been happening, or a lack thereof, I should say. Headline number three reads, Leaked document says, Large-scale immigration enforcement action coming soon to LA. Do you see this? This shit's getting leaked.

Yeah, of course it is. Of course it is. Listen, a lot of these people have been operating SANS accountability for decades. We're going to see more and more and more of this stuff until it's dealt with. You Can you see what I'm saying? Yeah.

It's wild. We got to see what's going to come out of this. But yeah, federal law enforcement agents are planning to carry out a large-scale immigration enforcement action in the Los Angeles area before the end of February, according to an internal government document reviewed by the Times. The operation, which would be spearheaded by US Immigration and Customs Enforcement, will focus on people who do not have legal status in the country or who already have pending orders of removal, according to the document which was circulated among some federal law enforcement officials this week. Although immigration operations have been ramped up across the country since President Trump took office, no sweeping actions have taken place in LA, the city Trump repeatedly criticized during his presidential campaigns. Ice did not respond to a request for comment. Now, DHS Secretary, Christie Noem, she blasted the FBI. She immediately comes out and says, The FBI did it. She tweeted this out, actually. She says, The FBI is so corrupt. We will work with any and every agency to stop leaks and prosecute these crooked deep state agents to the fullest extent of the law. Now, it's weird because she's automatically accusing FBI of doing it.

Ice sources, they told Fox News, they do not know where Noam got the information or what she is basing it off of. They said they reached out to the DHS for comment. They didn't immediately hear back. The FBI had no comment on the matter. I don't know. I mean, did it come from FBI? Did it come from ICE? Were they taking turns on who fucking leaks it? I don't know, but here's a fact. It's coming from somebody.

I think she is making an assumption based upon the history of what's been happening for the last 20 years. Okay? It's no secret that there is a large percentage of the FBI that has been conditioned to follow orders instead of serving the position that they're supposed to hold and the people of this country. I think she's making an assumption. I think there's really good FBI agents. I think there's really fucking compromised ones, too.

Who knows? I think they might take turns. The vice guy probably called the FBI guy. We were supposed to be leaking that. Did you? I don't know.

There's corruption everywhere. But I know this. We don't need them, and we don't need much of this shit.

I'll do it for 500 bucks a person.

Let's subsidize that shit. That's what I'm saying. We wouldn't-I'm down with that. Sign a little waiver. If you get killed, you can't sue.

Can't sue. I'm fine with that. Bro, listen, I know exactly where to go, too.

Where?

They can go Home Depot in a pickup truck.

No. What? Listen, we got to focus on the criminals. We got to focus on...

That was an easy pickup, though. No.

Building a house down the street, guys. I get it. I get it, dude. I'm just so angry at the condition of where we are with everything and to think that we've paid. When I think back, for me, what I think about is like, Dude, I've been doing this for 26 years, man. Every fucking day, I've killed myself to build these things, these companies that employ all these people. I think about how much of my life time has been taken because of the intentionality to make it as difficult as possible on me. When I've done what I'm supposed to do as a citizen. I've built things that benefit other people. They also benefit me, and they also benefit my family, but they provide careers and jobs and incomes, and they take care of the community. I spent my whole life doing that. To think that these people have taken half of my money the entire time, not just personally, but from my company, too. People don't understand that. You pay taxes with your company and an individual as the owner, and stole it and spent it. Dude, I don't look at that like that's a little deal.

This is my whole life, bro. You know what I'm saying? In all these little concessions that you've had to make for your family, we couldn't order that, or we couldn't eat that food, or they couldn't play this sport, or they couldn't do this dance class, or couldn't go on this vacation. So if these motherfuckers could steal it, like bro, this is not left, right, black, white, gay, straight. This is none of that shit, bro. This is them and us. I don't have any fucking empathy or sympathy because I think back on the pain and the fucking work and the mental anguish that I've had to go through to do what I've done so far. When I think about how much easier it would have been without that, Bro, it burns my fucking ass.

You think about the guy at the fucking gas station, topping off at eight bucks.

Exactly. The guy we were talking about, the guy at the gas station, topping off at $8 because Dude, this guy's out there working with his hands. He's in the cold, he's in the hot. His family's probably home. His wife's probably pissed at him because of how... It's total destruction of the quality of our life, dude, for no other reason than these people are just greedy, and they think they're better than you and I. Bro, that is the reason for a revolution. Trump has to hold these people legitimately accountable or there should be a revolution where the people do.

Guys, jump in on this conversation, man. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's do our final segment. We got a thumbs up. We're dumb as fuck. We're going to bring a headline in. We talk about it. They get one of those Those are two options. With that being said, a thumbs up with dumb as fuck headline reads. He's got spunk. Here's what happens when astronauts ejaculate in space.

How much do we pay for that? It's real. Yeah. How much that cost us? How much that nut cost, bro? It wasn't 50 bucks.

You guys heard of Seaman? We got Spaceman.

Yeah. Dude. Call that Space Jam. Space Jam. All right, motherfucker. What is this, an experiment where this dude just whipped out his unit and did it in front of all the other people up there? It's for science. So they can measure it? For science. I bet they did. I bet they did some weird-ass shit.

This information could really come in handy.

Let's hear.

Randy D. D. Astronauts may find themselves in need of a little sexual relief while touring the galaxy. But when a rocket man can no longer keep those inner passions pinned up, the release of his bodily fluids in zero gravity makes some out of this world motion, so say a set of scientists. Let's talk about spunk, said sexpert Esme Louise James, per trending TikTok. In space, added astrophysicist Matthew Agnew, in the collaboration clip dedicated to space cadets and ejaculation. Talking about getting freaky in the final frontier is a dirty job, but someone's got to do it. Interest in SpaceX has been peaked in months, owing to Sanita Sune Williams and Barry Butch-Willmore, astronauts of the International Space Station. They've been stranded out there. But the two, they've been stranded in the Great Beyond, and definitely, apparently, we're supposed to be trying to get them back. But while SolarSystems' insiders claim that interstellar intercourse is not possible, the pros say it would be difficult to enjoy the do due to a lack of stability in the high skies. But should a male moonwalker find some time for a little self-pleasure, James and Agnew say, the outcome of an outer space orgasm are otherworldly.

What would happen if a man's rocket blasted off in space? Pondered James in the not safe for work NASA inspired video, which has amassed over 24,000 views so far. When a man ejaculates in the vacuum of space, how fast backwards is he propelled? James revealed the goopy answer via the conservation of momentum. It's a fundamental concept of physics. The concept states that total momentum... Bro, how much money was spent on this? A lot. They measured how fast the dude goes backward when he comes in space.

They didn't measure. They estimated it, it looks like.

Oh, they calculated it. Yeah. But the concept states that the total momentum of two or more bodies in a system will remain the same. That means that the mass multiplied by the velocity of the ejaculated will equal the mass multiplied by the velocity of the man. To prove that he wasn't just jerking viewers around, Agnew and James did the man juice math. They calculated the average volume of space spunk, approximately one teaspoon. That seems shy.

They're old.

I usually get at least a teaspoon.

You measure it?

I'm a cook, so I can eyeball.

I would say a teaspoon sounds on the very low side.

It does sound good.

You need to drink some liquids, bro. That doesn't sound right.

No, it doesn't sound like a lot. No. It's density has one gram. The average speed of ejaculation is 45 kilometers per hour. I didn't know that. It's pretty fast.

I don't know if it's fast or not. I mean, if they're only putting out a teaspoon, they're probably in the lower performance category of speed as well. I think the speed probably has to do with how strong your... I wonder if it's your Kegel thing muscle is.

The Kegel thing muscle.

Kegels.

Kegels. Oh, Kegel. Oh, yeah.

You know what I'm saying? If you got a strong Kegel, you can...

You know what I'm saying? I wonder if there's differences by race. You know what I'm saying? Historically, statistically, I'm faster than you, right?

Faster, how?

Just speed.

There's zero fucking chance you're faster.

I said, Statistically, I'm faster. There's zero chance. I just wonder if it crosses over.

Yeah, you probably come with one stroke. Yeah, you're probably way faster. You're a young man. You're not an old man, knows how to do it yet. That's how you end up with all them kids, bro. You don't know how to control that thing.

Yep.

It's a dangerous You're not going to sweat it, bro.

Listen, we're great for the muscle awareness.

Great power comes great responsibility.

But yeah, they calculated the momentum of sperm in space. They said it'd be about 0. 0004 5, 6, 2 meters per second.

All right, so let's be real. The man and the woman are standing straight in the space forever and ever and ever. And you think they're not doing stuff?

She did look like she was not getting any sleep. I'm just saying- She looked relaxed.

Bro, they're in the fucking photo area of NASA anyway. They're not even up there.

They're just jacking off in the bottom of a pool.

Yeah. This is what we pay for. We pay for these fucking shows to make us think things. Now, they're telling us, Don't jizz in space.

Yeah, right.

Otherwise, you're just going to start propelling back. I will jizz wherever the fuck I want. Yeah? What? I pay my taxes. I thought this was America.

I do have a culture question for you because this is something I didn't know. When is it with the socks?

The socks? Yeah. Where about them?

Isn't it a white person thing?

Are you guys-What are you talking about?

Going socks.

I never heard that before.

You've never... Like the crunchy socks under the bed.

It sounds to me like that's what you do. No. What are you... So that's not a thing. Listen, this motherfucker, he's like, So what is it about this gay stuff? You ever heard It's not a shit. No. Man, I have. I heard your people did it. I heard your people are the gay ones. But tell me about it. Nothing wrong being gay? No.

I'm not. Fuck, man. All right.

Well, guys- Tell me about the socks we all want to know.

No, it's a thing, bro. The crunchy socks under the bed, right? So that's not a thing. They say it's a white person.

Who's they? The Black community. Well, so we're going to talk about what black people say about white people. We're going to talk about what white people say about black people.

I had a call with them this morning, and they were-The Black Council of Truth? We're curious about the crunchy socks.

Do you represent Do you represent the Black Council of Truth?

I do not represent. You're just a member. I'm just a messenger sometimes.

You're not a client and the president?

No.

You're just part of- Sometimes they kick me out the room. I got a call. Yeah, really, dude. You're not in That's my top secret.

That's what I'm saying. My security clearance is-So you can get in the lower-level meetings of the white and the Black Councils, but you can't get into the higher. I'm trying to create unity in here in the world, man. I get it. It sucks. You guys are owning up to crunchy socks or no?

No. Okay. I'm saying if you were in the higher levels, you would understand what the truth is, but I understand why you think what you think. What's the truth? That's what you're supposed to think. Wait, what's the truth? Well, I can't tell you because you're not VIP. I'm going to call the and ask them some things.

What is it with Popeyes?

We should have a segment on the show where you call the Black Council one day, and then we'll call the White Council, ask them.

All right, I'm done with that. Both of them are picked up by Joe. Wait, you know Joe, too?

Joe, are you reading, too? What the fuck? No.

What we got on this, man- I would say we probably paid 10 million million dollars for that study.

I'm guaranteed at least 10.

That's being very conservative. Yeah. All right. I mean, listen, you got to go when you got to go.

It's nice to know, man. If I decide to jack off outside the space station, I don't float the fuck away. I was really stressing me out this morning. I was like, Fuck. How would they get me? Dude, I'm glad they did this study because- Now I know. Fuck, dude. Now I know not to do that.

The The more you know.

Yeah, the more you know.

Guys, Andy, that's all I got, man.

All right, guys, don't forget, these people have been stealing all your money for your whole life and telling you to work harder and harder and harder so that they can fucking spend it on stupid-ass shit. Studies on how much you're going to go across space if you bust a nut in there. Just keep that in mind when you can't pay for your kid's shit. Have a great day. Don't be a hoe.

Share the show. When from sleepin' on the flow, now my jury box froze,'s shit. Have a great day. Don't be a hoe. See you next show.