Transcript of 843. Andy, Becky Weiss & DJ CTI: Kash Patel Confirmed As FBI Director, Zelensky Cancels Saudi Arabia Trip & RFK Jr. First Move As Health Secretary

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All right. Hello. What's up?

Buenos dias. There's a dark energy going on. What's happening?

What do you mean?

It just seems darker over there.

Over here? Yeah.

You to the... What? You're typically wearing lighter stuff.

Anyway, what's up, Becky?

What's going on, Andy? Yeah.

That was the worst joke I've ever heard.

Yeah, I'm not sure. Yeah.

What would you like to talk about today since we have someone that should be wearing a fucking helmet over there?

We got a lot of good stuff going on. That's right. Lots of stuff to talk about here. But first, I actually have a question for you that I've been meaning to ask you for some time.

Look at that picture. That is fucking pimping, dude.

Thank you.

Is that from the Night of the Banquet?

Yeah, it's from Banquet. Bro. Dude, that's the Sagar Lounge is awesome. Have you been in there? Do you like cigars? I do.

Yeah. I do. No shit. We're going to have to burn a couple.

Absolutely.

Yeah, that's a badass pick.

Thank you.

All right, what's the question?

Okay, so I was curious. Why ducks? I've been meaning to ask you about your ducks for a while because I have chickens, and I love having chickens. I feel like chickens are way more common. But why ducks?

Dude, listen, Emily showed up with some ducks. You were there. You were there, and then it was ducks. There was no discussion.

It was hard to say no, too.

Yeah. Then once you saw them and they were this big. After I saw them for a minute, I was like, Okay, ducks are cool.

Dude, your coop is incredible. I was looking at it. I screenshotted it because it's like, that's the coop that I want to build for my chicken. Eventually, I want tons of chicken. But it's so cool.

How many do you guys have?

I only have six chickens, which is honestly-Do they lay an egg every day? Oh, yeah. During the winter, it slows down. I get two or three a day. Over the summer, I'll get six a day easily.

Well, shit, that's like a thousand dollars. That's a real business right now. Capitalism, baby. But no, the ducks are cool, man. A A lot of people make fun of me because of the ducks. They don't understand. They have little personalities. Do your chickens have personalities?

Oh, yeah, every single one of them.

Yeah, that's how the ducks are, too. Once you get to know them, it's just like having a dog or a cat. I got this one dolly who I think she thinks I'm her dad because she always comes and see. When I go in there, dude, she runs over right away and wants me to pick her up. It's cute. I like spending time with them. They Dude, I go up there almost every day and smoke a cigar. Just watch them. It's peaceful. I don't know. Do they lay eggs for you? Yeah. We got three females and two males, and all the females put out one egg every day. Okay.

I've never tried a duck egg before.

I haven't either. I won't eat them because I'm like, I don't know. It's like... Full mindfuck. Yeah, it's weird because they're our pets. But then I've heard their... I don't know. Some people like duck eggs. Usually, those people seem to be Asian. I'm just saying it's the truth.

Is there a problem with them?

No, I'm just saying. Yeah, that's the truth. You go to Chinese, they got Peking duck, and that's the ducks we got. I got to be careful. I got to watch out.

Anyway, the dude ducks are fucking horn dogs.

Yeah, they have sex a lot. They don't have sex, bro. They just rape.

Bro, it's bad. It's bad.

Sam and Duck. Duck Norris and Sam. Duck Norris is the boss, bro. He runs around telling everybody what to do. The brown one? Yeah. That's a brown one, right. Yeah, with the green head.

Mallard.

Yeah. He's not a mallard. It's a different duck. It's not a mallard. Basically, it looks like a mallard, but it doesn't fly. So he can only fly like 10 feet. Got you. Anyway. Ducks are cool, man. So you got any more bad jokes? Oh, I got-We're going to get those out of the way?

Gerge Loins. I got a bunch for me. But yeah, man, let's get into some cruising. Becky, glad to have you in. I guess the first thing, first thing is first, Andy, you made a prediction the other day. Like normal, it came true.

Yeah, like the next day. Yeah.

We got Canada. It's facing off United States in the Four Nations finale.

Oh, that wasn't the only prediction I made. I also said that we needed to be getting some money back for all this You got that, too?

I got those predictions a little bit later, but yeah.

All right, here we go. Dude, here's the thing about this rematch. That's tonight, right? Mm-hmm. So by the time this airs, it'll be over. Yeah.

Who are you betting on?

I mean, dude, come on. Fucking Team USA.

Yeah. I was looking into Canada. They've won, I think, 12 out of the last-That's because Canadians are good at hockey, bro. Yeah, they're good. I think I heard somewhere they use maple syrup on their skates to help with the friction stopping and stuff.

Who do you think is going to win?

I mean, you got to go USA. I don't know anything about hockey, but I did enjoy the highlights from the game the other day where they were just beating the crap out of them right out of the game.

It was awesome.

We love that.

I would probably expect some of the same of that tonight. This is exhibition games, bro. These guys are beating the shit out of each other. There's some geo-political tensions happening. A lot of people from in the US talked a lot of shit. I'm going to refrain. I refrain my shit-talking until we've actually won. I've learned that lesson many of times. We're going to have to see what happens.

Well, Trump hasn't learned his lesson. He went on to shit-talking today.

Did he talk some shit?

He did. Well, first, he called Team USA, gave him a prep talk, and then went to Truth Social, and he decided to put this out. This was at 7: 21 this morning. He said, I'll be calling our great American hockey team this morning to spur them on towards victory tonight against Canada, which, with far lower taxes and much stronger security, will someday, maybe soon, become our cherished and very important 51st state. I will be speaking before the governor's tonight in DC, and will, sadly, therefore be unable to attend, but we will all be watching. If Governor Trudeau would like to join us, he would be most welcome. Good luck to everybody. Have a great game tonight. So exciting. President Donald J. Trump. He can't help it.

He can't How do you get mad at him at this point? How could you even be mad? It's just funny.

It is funny. We'll see if we see a little bit more of action, man. It'll be interesting to watch.

I think we're going to see an intense hockey game.

Canada has got something to prove now.

Yeah, and they're good. These guys are not slackers, bro. They invented the game of hockey. These dudes grow up playing hockey before they walk. They're on skates. Just important to keep that in mind.

Well, we'll see, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments.

You guys got to be-We have a way of winning when things need to be won.

Backs against the wall.

I mean, it's the USA, bro.

Okay, question. Do you think he's actually trying to acquire Canada? Or do you think he's just trolling? Because I cannot tell.

I think that the reasons that he says for Canada becoming the 51st state make very good sense to everybody involved, including them. They don't have a real government. They've got a tyranny situation going on up there. The citizens are such good people. They're nice people. They're passive people. They get taken advantage of and abused in a way that's even worse than what I... I think it's like silent... I don't know what I want to call it. It's almost like quiet tyranny or silent tyranny. We're born into it. We don't realize that it's as oppressive as it is because we're told that that's just the way it is. We all accept it, and I think Canada accepts more of it than we do.

But they don't have as many as guns either.

Bro, they made legislation the last couple of years to remove a lot of the guns and do all these things. I just think that when We're dealing with Canada, we're dealing with people who are good people, who are passive people. And real talk, their government uses the fuck out of them, and they don't protect them, even though nothing's ever happened there. I just think it's a dysfunctional government. I think it would make more sense for us to all be one. So I don't know. I don't know if he's trolling or not, but the reasons of why he says we want Canada Greenland make a lot of sense. Sure.

I think especially it's the strategic- Absolutely. Geography of just everything. These tensions we have with our common enemy, people like to call out China. China uses Canada like no tomorrow. You know what I'm saying? It's It's like there's definitely an argument militarily to get in Canada for sure.

I mean, dude, look, Canadian people are proud people, too. They're proud of being Canadian. If that were to be a real thing, there I don't know how it could actually be a real thing. That's what I think. We'll see what happens. What do you think? You just can't tell?

I think he's trolling. I think he's just having fun. I think it'd be cool. I don't see it actually ever happening, though.

Yeah, I don't think so either.

We would have to divide it into more than one state, though, for sure. It's too much territory.

Yeah, it's true.

This is true, yeah. We'll see, man. Good old Canada. I guess we'll know tomorrow what the outcome of that was. Let us know down in the comments, guys. But that being said, it is Cruise the Internet. Got a lot of stuff to cover today. There's a lot of heavy hot stuff going on today. So full girth episode coming to you. Let's go ahead and get started with headline number one. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfusela. Com. We link all of those things there for you.

What? I was going to say Cash Patel just got confirmed right now.

Yeah, I got it.

Oh, you do? Mm-hmm. Okay. I didn't know if you were on it today or not. Oh, bro, listen. Your jokes are not.

My jokes may not be on it, but I am on it, I promise. All right. Yeah, hello, number one. Let's get into it before we even get to that, man. It's this funny life and death thing that happens, right? When there's new life that comes in, there's somebody going out. Mitch McDonald, he's out. He just announced that he won't run for re-election. He did that on the Senate floor today. He's 83 years old, and he's had some health issues. But check this clip out. He just announced he's not going to be running for re-election. Today's his birthday, actually. I thought that It was interesting.

I've never liked calling too much attention to today's date, February 20th. But I figured my birthday would be as good a day as any to share with our colleagues a decision I made last year. During my time in the Senate, I've only really answered to two constituencies, the Republican Conference and the people of Kentucky.

Yeah, and he's out. They asked him for some follow-up questions. This is what we got.

Did you hear the question, Senator, running for re-election in 2026? All right, I'm sorry, you all. Can you give me a minute? That was today? No. That was when he froze up a while ago.

I'd imagine it'd be about the I'm going to blame, though.

Bro, he's having little mini-strokes. I mean, look, this is fucking absurd, okay? We don't need these people. These people should not be allowed to serve. You wouldn't allow that guy to babysit your kids. You wouldn't allow him to make decisions. I wouldn't allow him to make decisions for our company. This guy is the main guy, and we're allowing all of these elderly people that we wouldn't even treat. If he was at our house on Christmas and he was over there talking, we'd all be over in the corner being like, Yeah, that's just grandpa.

He's talking some crazy shit. He's talking some crazy shit. Keep him warm. Yeah.

But these are the people that we have making decisions for the betterment of our country. I think his existence in Congress proves the motivation of these people who have been serving us. It's not about service, it's about what they can take. The fact that this guy and all these people go there and make a lifelong career of being, quote, unquote, politicians for the people is bullshit. What do you think?

Oh, he should have been out years ago. Years ago.

What do you think about all these old people representing us? Because there's two arguments, People will say, Oh, well, these people have the most experience in the civilizations of history, they're the elders.

No, I don't think it's so much about age as it is about your cognitive ability to function. How are you thinking? How are you speaking? Are you able to Are you sharp? Or are you on the decline? Because you could have a 60-year-old who's looking like that, but you could also have someone like President Trump. He's getting up there and he's doing great. He's sharp. I don't really think it's so much about age. I think if we stuck an age limit on some of these people, that could get us into a sticky situation. I'd be more interested in term limits.

Yeah, for sure.

But he should have been out years ago. He did vote yes on cash, though. I don't know if you saw that or not.

Well, I think he's figured out that all these people resisting are making themselves look guilty as fuck.

Yeah. Well, they're creating themselves They're creating the enemy narrative that they're trying to avoid, which is ironic. But let's get into that. Yeah, Cash Matel just got confirmed. Now, there was some interesting things happened. It was a long process. They tried to filibuster this thing. There was somebody who straight party lines. That was this GOP Senator Susan Collins from Maine. She actually voted against it. A lot of stuff going on. There was a filibuster, which is the attempt to delay stuff even further, basically. We got to go to our buddy Adam Schiff, a good old Schiffmeister. I feel like that would have been his nickname. Let's hear what he had to say. This was while the vote was going on, just outside of the Senate chamber. Check this out.

This is someone we cannot trust. This is someone who lacks the character to do this job, someone who lacks the integrity to do this job. We know that. Our Republican colleagues know that. The only qualification Cash Patel has to be FBI Director is that when everyone else in the first Trump administration said, No, I won't do that, that crosses moral, ethical, and legal lines, Cash Patel said, Sign me up. In the first Trump administration, as we are seeing in the second, you rise to the level of your sycophancy, and no one is a bigger or more dangerous sycophant than Cash Patel. This political hack does does not deserve to be in this building. He can't do the job. He won't protect the public. He will misuse the resources of the bureau. He will weaponize it against the President's political opponents rather than protecting the public safety of the American people. We will vote no. Our Republican colleagues intimidated by this President and threats of primary challenges from Mago World may vote to confirm him. But as my colleagues have said, they will have to live with that vote, be accountable for that vote, and be accountable for all the destruction that Patel does to this Premier law enforcement agent Agency.

We stand, us, Democratic members of this Judicial Committee, stand shoulder to shoulder with the professionals in the FBI, with law enforcement everywhere, and we wish our colleagues would do the same. With that, let me...

They'll be standing shoulder to shoulder in fucking handcuffs.

Did you see the picture of this? The actual picture of them? There's five of them standing there, nobody listening. There's no crowd. It's a podium, a microphone, those five dumbasses, and nobody else. That's it.

Was there a crowd out of frame? Because I saw that in a lot of times from both sides. They just do photos like that.

I mean, Not unless they were standing fucking 30 feet away. Look, here's what I heard. I heard, This really sucks, man, because now we're going to lose our ability to persec and weaponize our justice system the way that we see fit like we have since the beginning of time. Now, it's probably going to come out that I've done some things that are going to hurt me and my reputation. I don't know, allegedly, murdering certain people for certain things. Allegedly. There's a really dark story about Adam Schiff, and We don't know if it's true or not, but I think some things are going to come out about him.

That's my thing. People who are freaking out at this, they're worried.

It wasn't, just so we're clear, it wasn't an adult.

No, No shit, really?

Yeah, it was a young boy. Yeah, and then a certain celebrity also may have witnessed this. Maybe a certain celebrity like Anthony Bourdaine. Then all of a sudden, he commits suicide. There's a deep conspiracy theory about Adam Shiff, bro.

No shit.

I've never heard this before. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Damn. To me, dude, everybody that's freaking out over Cash getting confirmed, they know it. To me, it's a great sign that accountability is going to come.

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe not. He said, Cash said, I'm releasing the Epstein list the first day. Okay, well, that's today or tomorrow, the day that the show airs. So we'll see.

Yeah, we'll see, man.

I'm excited, dude. Look, I'm way more excited about this than I was about anything the last four, eight years.

It's a big hurdle to get over, bro. It's a big hurdle to get them in there.

But I don't know them personally. We'll see.

What do you think? I'm inclined to think that a lot of stuff is about to come out. I'm more inclined, based off of what we've seen in the first month of Trump's presidency so far and how fast they're moving and how much they are actually holding themselves to what they said they were going to do. I am definitely more inclined to think that we are going to start seeing files get released, which I'm extremely excited for. Me too.

But we better see some fucking arrests to go with it.

That's the biggest thing. Listen, for those of you guys who aren't aware of cash He's the guy that blew the whole Russiagate story open. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? He's the one that proved that it was made up and paid for by Hillary Clinton's team to basically-Sanctioned by Obama. Yeah, dude. For eight years, they destroyed the country over that narrative. For eight years, for eight years, they called this dude a Russian asset. They said he was getting pissed on by Russian hookers. They made all this shit up about him, and it was in the news cycle 24/7. They convinced all of these left people, Democrats and leftists, that this guy was a fucking spy. Dude, that cost us the last eight years of stability. The way I look at it is this, dude. We only have so many years on this planet, okay? They have sucked up almost a decade of our time creating civil disturbances, racial tensions, tensions among people who have different beliefs or come from different cultures. Dude, this has affected everybody. What is the crime for making up shit that destroys the cultural fabric of our country, the ability to get along with our friends and our relatives and people we don't know. Dude, they've taken so much with that one story. And Yeah, he did blow it up.

But still, at the same time, guys, where's the accountability for this? I can appreciate the information coming out. The transparency. But What I really want to see is I want to see some motherfuckers hung for it. Because, dude, these people should not have immunity for the things that they've done, for the COVID or for fucking what Elon is discovering now, where they took fucking billions of dollars, probably trillions of dollars from American taxpayers and pumped it into literal, what did they call it the other day? Social engineering propaganda. So they took regular people who had regular beliefs and they were regular Democrats, and they fucking radicalized them with all this crazy shit with our money How many relatives do you have, or do you have, or do I have, that now it's like so much damage has been done, you're just like, Fuck them. It really brought out the worst in society, and we're not getting that time back.

Or that money, maybe.

Dude, that's the other thing. Do you have that in the show? Oh, yeah.

We'll talk about that later. It's crazy. But let's get into the conversation about the other spending because the DOJ I mean, there's stuff coming out every single day about it. This new thing that just got found is Department of Education spending soared 749% despite downsizing. New Doge-inspired initiative reveals. This is a breaking story that just came out. A new initiative is tracking government agency spending in comparison to growth, and a conservative fiscal watchdog group has discovered what it deems to be an alarming trend. According to the Open the Books, staff levels at the Department of Education have decreased since 2000, but the agency spending grew by 749%. Open the Books says the calculation is, quote, even more galling after recent statistics from the National Assessment of Education Progress showed that student achievement has still not recovered since it saw big drops during the COVID-19 pandemic, which, ironically, is when they spent the most amount of money. This is the graph you put side by side. They've lost roughly about seven 100 employees since the year 2000. But they've spent hundreds of millions of dollars. Hundreds of millions of dollars. Most of that money, again, you look on the Graph was spent during the year's time of COVID.

That's really where it started to really accelerate. So that came out. Other things coming out. This is a juicy story. Doge reveals Biden EPA awarded $2 $2 billion to a firm that's linked to election denier Stacey Abrams in a gold bar heist. Lee Zeldin responds. Do you see this shit? You guys know Stacey Abrams, right? The big lady, right?

Oh, yeah. Where he was talking about the gold bars being thrown. Yeah.

Donuts of Titanic?

Please get into this.

Elon Musk's Doge discovered that Joe Biden's EPA awarded $2 billion to a firm linked to failed Democrat Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams. Even worse, The firm only reported $100 in revenue in its first three months in business in 2023. How did a brand new firm that only reported $100 in revenue get awarded $2 billion? Earlier this month, Lee Zeldin, administrator of the EPA, provided an update to the money wasted on Biden's watch in response to an undercover video posted by Project Viratas in December. Epa advisor, Brent Efron, admitted on undercover video to an insurance policy against the Trump administration and said that the agency was funneling billions to climate organizations in a last-minute heist. We're throwing gold bars off the Titanic, Efron told a Project Viratas undercover journalist. Last week, Lee Zeldin said his team at the EPA found the gold bars. Yeah, now she's in on it, and that's sparking some interesting- Do you have that video of Zeldin saying that?

You guys should all go try to find it because what he says is basically what we've been talking about on the show for many years, and he confirms it. The thing with Ukraine, and people are starting to understand what was happening. When you guys saw, and we kept seeing the billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars going to Ukraine. Then the last 6-8 months, people were getting pissed about it, but they kept doing it. Well, Lee Zeldin actually explains in that video pretty well what their mindset was and how he explains it was they described it with their language of gold bars being thrown off the boat. What he means is, and this is what I was telling you, they were intentionally printing and sending money out to Ukraine. Right now, another one through Abrams and all this stuff. Remember when I was telling you guys how they were taking the money, send it to Ukraine, because they knew that the currency was going to fail, and then they're going to convert the currency into assets so it can bridge the gap to a digital currency.

And they'd all be set up.

They'd all be rich. That's what's happening right now. These people are stealing the money. When they actually track the money down, they're going to find that this money has all been spent on different assets. It's not just sitting in an account. He describes it pretty well, Lee Zeldin. You could probably Google the clip. But basically, they knew that their time was running out, so they wanted to rush all the money out the and fuck the American people so that they could be wealthy. Dude, that's an unforgivable crime. It's an unforgivable crime. Dude, I'm happy. I know you're optimistic, Becky, about these things happening, and I agree with you. The Trump is moving fast. But dude, I still have yet to see or hear of any accountability whatsoever.

What we're doing with these people.

Yeah, and that is a big problem for me personally. If the Trump administration doesn't arrest some of these people and put some of these people in prison who have done these things, to me, they're just part of the machine, just another part. And we're going to find out. Yeah.

Well, I think cash is the final because you got to think as the FBI, highest legal police enforcement authority, that's who has to do that. And so I try give grace and patience where it's due. You can't tip the hand too quickly. You know what I'm saying? If Trump was to come out and say before cash was put in. I agree with that. It'd be hard to accomplish that. I agree with that.

Plus, dude, there's a time of delay. Even when you run a business, you make changes in a very small business, it takes 90 days to see those results. That's just reality. He hasn't had 90 days, and he's got the biggest business in the fucking world. I I appreciate what's happening, and I'm not being critical, but there's parts of this that need to happen, too. The American people deserve a reconciliation for the crimes that have been committed against them. The reconciliation, unfortunately, especially with the tax situation, it's not going to be monetary at any significant level. They say, Oh, we'll give you $5,000. Well, fuck, bro. I've been paying taxes for the last 20 years, and they've been getting stolen and squandered. That's bullshit.

It's a little bit more than five grand.

But then again, how do you make it right? Well, you would have to trace all of the money into the assets, seize the assets, liquidate the assets, and redistribute the money back to the people that paid it. It's probably not going to happen. That's a big problem for me. Okay? The elimination of the IRS completely, the elimination of property tax completely. Those things have to happen, dude. It's not okay that people who work their whole lives to own their house or to own They own and got their car paid off, but yet they still got to pay tax every year to own it. These are squeezing on the American people that clearly serve no real outcome that benefits us. Then what is the other reason that we are taxed this way? Well, it has to be. It has to be so that they can intentionally handicap the American people so that they have to struggle so hard that they can't notice or question what is actually being stolen from them. The fact that these taxes actually exist at all is evidence of the intent to control and financially press our citizenship, which is wrong. That needs to be fixed.

I think, too, it's always interesting to see people's reaction. One, I think to your point, at the end of the day, the people have to call for that. The people have to demand that. That's right. It's like- But dude, I'm not so optimistic that's going to happen because, dude, first of all, everybody's culturally conditioned at paying those taxes.

They don't think about where they go or what's going on. There would have to be so much mass awareness brought to this issue. I mean, dude, this is coming out, and I talk to people who own businesses, who are CEOs, they still are not following the story. The awareness of the problem has to be so big that people demand it. In real talk, I'm not confident that they're going to because it seems like people have completely forgotten about COVID. Covid was one of the worst crimes against humanity that ever happened. If they're not going to stand up and demand accountability for Fauci and Klaus Schwab and all these people who facilitated COVID, they sure as fuck aren't going to do it now. We're going to have to have some leadership, some influential people really lean on these people to make these changes happen. I hope that people do get loud. I think they will if they…

They really understood about that.

I think if people really understood how they were controlled through the tax system, how we are handicapped and intentionally made a struggle and then understood that these people literally steal their money so that they can have planes and houses and mansions and boats and all this shit. I think people will get pissed enough. But the problem with it is, dude, is a lot of people are still struggling so hard. They can't afford to... Imagine this, dude. Imagine someone who's working and they're literally every dollar is accounted for. In fact, every dollar is accounted for, and they're still losing. And then they have a wife or a husband and multiple kids that they have to run around and try to feed and try to take care of and try to... Dude, you have fucking kids. How much attention can you... I mean, this is your job. But if it wasn't, it would be hard to follow. We really are. You see what I'm saying? So we have to get to a point of critical mass where the average citizen understands completely how bad their life has been fucked by these people.

I think they were getting there, though, especially with how fast Doge is rolling out these reports. The masses are starting to wake up, especially if you hop on X and you're following Elon. It's just day after day after day, and people are starting to realize. What I think is difficult is people have a difficult time conceptualizing that amount of money. Whenever you say $2 billion, most people have zero ability to conceptualize that amount of money. But also people are failing to understand that our taxation is literally extortion. I don't know if you saw my video the other day, but I'm talking about it in terms of extortion because that's what it is. They are extorting you. If you do not give us this amount of your money, you're going to go to jail.

It's not theft. People keep saying, Oh, taxation is theft. It's not theft.

No, it's extortion. Yeah, that's right. We're tax slaves in this country. I think people are starting to understand with raised awareness that we are all in over 50%. We are slaves to the government, and we are being extorted through taxation. This is not freedom.

No, fuck no. It isn't freedom. It's just not.

No. I think, Becky, what you just... I was having this conversation with a buddy of mine earlier today. I think that is probably the biggest hang-up to that demand and that call is because, bro, people can barely conceptualize five grand. You know what I'm saying? In their fucking bank account.

And the reason is because of what these people are doing.

That's what I'm saying. So it's like, they say $2 billion. But the fact that we even have $2 billion to just fuck off is a problem. That should tell you right there, Hey, we're probably putting too much in if we can afford to even fucking send 10 million to Mozambique for fucking male second-suites.

Did you see what Schumacher said yesterday? He goes, Of course, there's some government misspending, but you don't take a meat cleaver and just... Yes, you do. All of you wasteful fucking pieces of shit who have been taking all of our money for all these years. Dude, the- Yeah.

Did you see that Fauci spent 241 million on transgender surgeries for animals? Yeah.

Got that right here.

Oh, okay.

It's crazy.

It's crazy. Why would you do that to Black people, bro? You're just using them as fucking- What?

Those are animals, not Black people.

That was a...

Wait, are you thinking for real right now?

Is that your third terrible joke?

That was a joke. I saw monkeys. I fucked up.

Oh, my God. Not only is that a waste of taxpayer money, but it's so unethical. If you're actually reading the report, it is wildly unethical to be doing this to animals. It's disgusting. Yeah, I agree.

Bro, it's insane. Listen, Fauci, I think... Who's What's the number one to get?

Who's on the list? Yeah, like the fucking big show list?

The big show list.

Fauci's up there. Clinton's are up there. There's lots of people that are up there. I think everybody who's stolen a dollar from the America people for their own fucking gain, whether it be a dollar or $100 million. The principle is the same. That's not your fucking money. That's our money that we have had to work and sweat and bleed and sacrifice for. Fuck you. I don't care if took fucking a dollar out of the drawer and got a soda. It should be zero. With the amount of technology that we have today, it should be easy to track. You guys force us to track it. If fucking we're missing $600 and PayPal it to some person in our family who couldn't eat because of you fucks, we get in trouble. The standard should be the same. Every law that's passed should apply to them and us. Whatever we can do, they do. Whatever they can do, we can do. If that were actually the case, they'd pass some better laws. But that's not the case. The case is they get to do whatever they want, and they pass laws for us because somewhere along the line, they have started to consider themselves royalty or superior or the ruling class or whatever you want to call it.

It's been called many things throughout history. They believe that it's them and us, and it is us and them. But we have the and they don't. If we were to ever flex that power, these motherfuckers would be on stakes because they have started to completely accept the culture in Washington, DC, outside of a few individuals is completely tyrannical and abusive towards the citizens of this country. Completely. They do not care. They do not relate. They They don't know where the average person lives. How they live. They cannot fucking comprehend it, bro. They're out of touch. These guys go to dinners at the best steakhouses, the best sushi restaurants. They fly on private planes. They jerk each other off for backdoor deals. They steal our money, and then they act like it's okay. You hear them talk. They say, the Democrats are out in the fuck. They're protesting, and they're saying, Keep your hands off the money. Keep your hands off our money. That's not your money. They're so used to thinking of it as their money that they have no problem saying it out in open. It's insane, dude. We are so past what should be accepted by the American people.

It's almost like, I can't believe that we're this far along and nobody's had to deal with any consequences.

Yeah. It's interesting, right?

Dude, even from the individual, even from an individual, Steve down the street who fucking lost his job because he wouldn't get a vaccine. I don't know. I would have thought at this point in time that these people would not be safe walking down the street for what they've done. That's just my opinion.

I think there has to be some type of- Because I can tell you this, bro.

If I got my life ruined because of Chuck Schumer, Chuck Schumer being in a fucking hole. Real talk.

Here's the thing. You talk about reconciliation, right? The only thing that's been mentioned so far is Trump came out and floated this, given 20 % of savings from Doge to American citizens, right? And I want to be clear here. The $5,000 amount, that didn't come from Trump, that didn't come from Elon. But they've been floating this given 20 % and then using the rest to help come down on our deficit and stuff.

They're missing a very key part, American tax-paying citizens. People who haven't paid in don't get any of that shit back.

They've calculated that in the full Doge thing there. But let's check this clip out from Trump.

There's even under consideration a new concept where we give 20% of the DOGE savings to American citizens, and 20% goes to paying down debt because the numbers are incredible, Elon. So many billions of dollars, billions hundreds of billions. We're thinking about giving 20% back to the American citizens and 20% down to pay back debt and pay down debt.

I don't think it's enough. Fuck, no, it's not enough. We need income tax We're gone. Property tax, gone. We need to reduce taxation across the board. Even going 10% all in, I think we're at a period of time where we need to go lower than that, especially with what we're seeing right now. I like the idea as a starting 10 points, but I don't think it's enough.

I totally agree. I've said 10% for years and years and years. But also, I was shocked. As much as I've judged these people and knew they were stealing, I am shocked at the level of which they have done so. That has changed my… You'll find many clips on the internet where I say 10%, 10%, 10%, and now I'm like, Fuck that. Zero.

Yeah. Zero, man.

Dude, you know-We haven't even seen it at all. Look, dude, here's the reality. Maybe it should be 5% because we have to pay for the government to do certain things. But the government should be structured in a way just like every other business. We can only do what we can afford to do. This is our budget. These guys don't operate that way. They just do shit. The Instead of saying, Here's the tax, and do whatever you want with it, we should say, Here's the amount of tax that you're going to get, and the government has to operate within that budget completely, and that's it, like a normal business.

Everybody else has to buy by those rules.

Bro, if we changed a few things, like term limits, like you said, passing laws that were held accountable to, eliminating lobbies. These very simple things create a scenario where they're not abusing us anymore because it doesn't benefit them to do so. There's no reason for someone to go into Washington, DC, worth nothing and come out worth $75 million.

Nobody questions it.

Nobody questions it. All people question it. I was just about to say, I bet if If they weren't allowed to do all of that insider trading and take money from lobbyist groups, it would reframe the way that they thought about taxation because they would have to start living like everyone else has to live because we don't get that money. We are under these incredibly oppressive tax systems, these extortion systems. I just feel like if they had to live as a normal American, perhaps they would rethink the way that they're running the country, maybe.

Or it would attract ethical individuals who have actual knowledge of how to run a business and keep things in line, a. K. Our best and brightest contributors to this country and not a bunch of scumbag shit bums that can't... Dude, you worked here five years. Do you think any of these fuckers could work here? Oh, no. They couldn't even work here. No. Couldn't even work here.

Well, that's the thing. When you make the goal- That woman?

Who's that woman?

That's Susan Collins, who voted no on cash.

Couldn't fucking work here. No. Show me any of these motherfuckers that could work here. Trump could work here. He'd be good. Cash could work here. Cash could work here? Yeah. Fucking Eric Schmidt could work here? He could work here. Okay. But outside of a handful of people?

Couldn't do it. Couldn't even do it. That's the thing. I think if the goal was truly back on putting the interest in the American people, one, you wouldn't have to stay in for 40 fucking years. You get in, you make those fucking changes, and then you would go live in the society and deal with the fucking consequences of the decisions you made while in office.

Or if you were good, you would go live in the society that you helped create. That's amazing. That's what I'm saying.

Go make the fucking votes, do your things, get out, and go live.

People should be forced to sleep in the bed they made. That's it. And these people aren't.

No, that's why they're a bit too busy making their own beds and fucking hundreds of millions of dollars, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's go cruise some. Got a few. Becky, I even got some for you. You bet. Sweet. This first comment comes from at Texas Voyager. He He says, Telling DJ he is crazy for never seeing Days of Thunder is like calling Andy out for never seeing Boys in the hood. Have you seen Boys in the hood?

Yeah, I've seen Boys in the hood, bro.

What are you talking about- Have you seen Don't be a Menace?

Yeah. All right, fuck. Joe, you think I haven't seen Boys in the hood? You don't even know who the fucking soundtrack of Boys in the hood... Who's on the soundtrack, Boys in the hood? Dj, Mr. Fucking Music? You can't even tell me. So I don't want to hear this shit. It's fucking two Tupac, bro. No, it ain't. Tupac wasn't even a fucking artist then. What? Is Tupac on the track for Boys in the hood? I don't know what you said Tupac.

I told him. It was Tupac.

It's NWA, bitch. I set you up, baby.

Yeah.

I set you up, Joe.

White people sticking together. That's what that was. I was thinking of the juice, by the way.

You don't even know what NWA stands for.

I know what it stands for. What? Ninjas with Attitude. Okay. I know what that one stands for. Yeah.

Bro, I rap every motherfucking song in that fucking You guys are misunderstanding my hip hop fucking knowledge. I've been around since the beginning. You fuckers came in, you think fucking Future is the fucking guy.

That's my dad. That's not me. I'm the fuck out of here. That's my dad. That's not me.

He's all right. Yeah, that's fine. But, bro, you guys don't even know what fucking rap is. And this guy here, I can't believe this young man thinks I don't fucking know Boys in the hood, bro. That's offensive.

What movie haven't you seen?

All the gay stuff that you've seen. Yeah. What do you like? I like... What's that? The Notebook? Yeah, you like The Notebook. Notebook's a good movie. It's a good movie. The Notebook It's not good.

It's a good movie. It's a good movie. All right, next comment.

What's that? What's that? Brokeback Mountain. Brokeback Mountain? Yeah, I know that's your favorite.

Fingerscating movie. I've never seen it.

Do you know Gleaming the Cube?

Gleaming the Cube? Okay. No. What is that?

Don't worry about it.

Okay. All right. I'll search it later. That's fine. This next comment- Did you watch Days of Thunder? No, I'm not. I've not had a chance to yet. All right. Next comment comes from JBS 7551, he says, Black Days of Thunder would be Nights of Looting.

It's not funny. No, it's not. You're right. It's not funny.

All right. I think we've had that movie a few times in this country, actually. I've seen a few of those movies, actually. The next comment comes from Ryan Harris, 5769. He says, Came here from podcast just to let you both know, Andy and DJ, that ironical is a real word. Is it? It is. Did you look it up? It is. Ironical.

Is that the Dictionary?

Did you make that for him? No.

Oh, it is? It's a real word.

Okay. Ryan's got my back. Ryan's got my back. Thanks, Ryan. I appreciate you. Cool. All right.

Did you learn that in your book?

What's that? No. Your reading book I got. I really didn't know it was a real word. It just sounded- What page is the fucking ironical on DJ's book here?

There it is. Page 53. Ironical. No, I'm just kidding. It's not in there because it ain't a real word. It's a real word, man. According to who?

Wherever I screenshotted this from. Next one. Now, Becker, you've been getting some heat. One, I think it's funny. The video that has been going viral of you lately.

The Elon one? The Elon. The one Elon shared? Yeah.

Listen, I love my American brothers and sisters. There's some really low IQ people on the right. Like, really low. No shit. A lot of people didn't know you were joking. Oh, my God.

Dude, the comments, it's hilarious. They don't realize that it's satirical content.

See, look at this. Blue hair liberal is what I'm talking Bro, wait.

Does she, it, them belongs in an insane asylum?

No, they didn't.

No, that's one of them. I got right here. Marty Schrabel. He said, Who exactly is this dumb ass and why should I be listening to it? Yeah.

Yeah. Marty. It's satire.

Yeah. Bro. Leslie Pennell, she says, Yeah, there is a demon. What's that emoji there? What is that? Is that a new thing on Twitter?

That's the big Egoji. Is that what it is? She's a verified bigot. I can't make fun of Becky because she's gay. It's true. Yeah. So you're a fucking bigot, bitch. Leslie. You dye your hair purple at least 10 times.

You get that. Oh, is that what that is? That's a special verification.

You got a demon in you, Becky. Becky demon.

Got a demon in him. Yeah, man.

Dude, people are so fucking stupid.

It was so on par with the It was.

Your ability to deliver sarcasm is top-notch.

Just getting character, yeah.

It's top-notch. I could understand how low-IQ people with no sense of humor could- It's people on the right making themselves look like idiots because they're quick-reacting.

They watch the entire thing. You should know that it's satire because in the beginning, I literally opened by saying, I wish the government would extort us more. How do you think that that's real?

Dude, the internet's stupid. That's what it is. The internet's stupid. We're smart. The internet's stupid. It is what it is. Fuck you.

Full of Leslie's and Margie's.

Leslie? Calm down, Leslie.

There were so many. That went so viral. It's just full of these freaking pronoun people. I stopped listening immediately. I'm like, You have no idea who I am and what I do. No shit.

You've been slaying those people for fucking years.

Yeah, man. Guys, we do appreciate you for being a real- Leslie, you bigot. Even you, Leslie, we appreciate you. Let's keep this crew's moving. I got headline number two for you guys.

Let's go- I want to say this. The alt-right, fucking right is annoying as fuck. They're pretty annoying.

Oh, they're just as bad.

I can't stand you motherfuckers who fucking try to... Now the new thing is, if you don't fucking post about Jesus every day, you're going to hell. It's like, dude, you know how many people I know that post about God that I know for fucking sure are going to fucking people? Or you Using it as their way to make money in business. I know a lot of people like that. I see it every day, and so do you guys. That's a pet peeve of mine, dude.

No, I understood. So I get that- That thing of where people use it to get business?

Yes. I cannot I fucking stand it.

There's that, but also this sect of, I don't even want to say Christianity, but your religious zealots who are in my comments and my DMs all the time. You need to pray to God, you need to repent, you need to all this stuff.

How do they know you don't?

That drives people like me. That's why I stopped going to church a long time ago.

Dude, I get it. There's all kinds of assumptions made on the internet about everybody, and it's just like, Dude, You do you, I'll do me. This is what the fuck America is about.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, no, it's frustrating, and I shouldn't have to get on there and talk about that stuff. My relationship with God is mine. That's right. That is mine. That's right. All these people coming in who are telling me all this stuff. I'm like, You're the reason why people don't go to church.

That's 100%, dude. The Christian faith in church would have way more people in it if the fucking totally that That 2% that you're talking about would shut the fuck up. Yeah. Bro, imagine sitting next to that guy for an hour every week. I'm holier than you.

Yeah. Meanwhile.

They're the most judgmental people, too, bro.

They got the most shit in the call. That's the crazy thing. That's the crazy thing.

Well, dude, it's like anything. People like to create a smokescreen for who they actually are. They're in church, they're being nice, they're doing all the prayers, and then you walk out. By the way, if you go to church and you're a normal human and you're a good person, great. I support that. I think it's awesome. I think it's awesome that young people are finding their faith and finding something-Moral standards. Yes, that provides some moral framework other than what we've experienced in this country for the last 20 years. I think it's amazing. But you motherfuckers, some of you motherfuckers ruin it for everybody. Like, real talk. They go to church and then they come out on the way out and they flip you off in the parking lot because you cut them off.

On their way to the fucking casino. Or whatever. It's whatever, man. But let's go take a trip over to our foreign buddies. Let's go check out-I can't...

My number one pet peeve, though, of all of these people are people that fucking use it to make money and drive people to their... I cannot stand it. It's gross.

Anyway. It's judgment That's some successful shit. But let's get into headline number two. Let's go over and check on good old Ukraine and Russia and the relationship and what's happening over there. I think that's important. A lot of interesting stuff happening over there. So let's talk about it a little bit. Headline number two. Let's get started. We got, Zalinsky cancels Saudi Arabia trip after exclusion from US-Russia talks. This was the first thing recently that's been happening. Ukrainian President Vladimir Zalinsky on Tuesday said, he postponed a visit to Saudi Arabia to express his disapproval of the United States and Russia beginning bilateral negotiations to end the war in Ukraine. This is basically the little kid got pissed because they're making them go sit at the children's table during dinner while the grown-ups discuss the important stuff. That's how I take it. But yeah, he's got pissed. He's got a quote, We're not invited to this Russian-American meeting in Saudi Arabia. It was a surprise for us. I don't want any coincidences, so not going to Saudi Arabia, Zalinsky said after a meeting with Turkish President Recep Tayyip in Ankara. By coincidences, Zalinsky evidently meant that he did not want his planned visit to Saudi Arabia to be mistaken as an endorsement of the meetings held between US and Russian diplomats in Russia this week.

So you had that happen. It also came out that the Ukraine peacekeeping plan, Starmer, will present to Trump. Did you see the UK offered to send like 30,000 troops to Ukraine, to which, of course, the Kremlin said that any plan to send European troops to Ukraine would be unacceptable for Russia and would escalate the situation that they're trying to calm down. Who told Stramer to even suggest that? Why do we want this thing to keep going?

What do you mean?

I know the answer, but I think that's the question that people are like, What's the point of keeping this thing going? Why would they want the...

Bro, it's They've been stealing money the entire time. All these people have been stealing money, dude. Everybody, every fucking person that is involved in this that wants it to continue is getting paid.

Is making money off of it.

What's sad about this is how many Ukrainian men have died for this? There's not a person in the whole entire universe that believes that Ukraine could win a war with Russia. Zlytski doesn't believe that. Everybody else knows it. Okay, so this motherfucker got all these Ukrainian men killed so he could have a fucking boat, so he could have a fucking house, so he could be on the payroll. Bro, it's insane.

Did you see whenever it came out that he was talking about how he didn't know where most of the money went, how all that money was sent over? And he's like, I don't know where it went.

The most recent shipment was like 175 million. No, no.

What he said was they sent 175 billion, and he only got 70 to 80 billion. Okay? And he doesn't know where the rest went. Well, the rest went to the people who sent you. That was their cut, bro. Like, holy shit. He knows exactly where the fuck it went.

He knows where it went. Yeah. He knows where it went. And that's why I think you see- Zalinski's got all kinds of shit people I didn't even know about, dude.

At one point, he had three fucking $30 million houses. One of them was in Miami. He had a $300 million fucking yacht. Dude, this guy, how did he get the money? How do you get the money? He was given fucking blow jobs on national TV four or five years ago. Dressed up in a fucking leather suit like the Gimp in Pulp Fiction. You probably never saw that either.

I've seen Pulp Fiction.

Oh, really? Yeah. Okay.

Samuel L. Jackson.

Very good.

John Travolta.

Very good. Classic movie. Okay. Well, do you know the part in the Gimp? You don't know it. You see, you're lying. Motherfucker, you haven't even seen Pulp Fiction. I got a lot of talk about movies, bro.

Okay.

Anyway, where did he get the money? He's younger than me.

Yeah.

I've worked my whole ass off. I've built a number of successful companies. Okay? I don't have a $300 million fucking yacht. Oh, that's right. Because the whole time I've been building the companies, they've been stealing half my money. Fuckers.

It's fucked up. But I think a lot of this is- Then telling everybody else that I'm People like me are the fucking problem.

Yeah, that's the thing.

Holy shit, man. It's fucked up. But we've been seeing this change with Trump to Zelenskyy, and to the point where Trump calls Zelinski a Dictator, as the rift between two leaders deepened. They just called him a dictator. Again, Zelinsky's pissed at all of this. But I wanted to dive into it a little bit because what's Trump What are you talking about? What makes him a dictator?

Well, I don't know. He canceled elections.

Andy, did he cancel his elections? No, he didn't cancel his elections, Andy. He declared martial law, which canceled the election. Cool.

So the Democrats think that's okay? Yeah, that's fine. Okay, well, let's do it here.

Why not? Yeah. Why not? Yeah. He declared martial law February 24th, 2022, hours after Russia launched his full-scale invasion.

I'm just kidding. I don't want to do it here either.

What, martial law? That's the thing. In many countries that have been in war, they've all still held their elections. That's a democratic Republic. I mean, that's what's supposed to happen in democracies.

Well, I mean, he also got all of his men killed. All of them. Yeah. All of them. To the point where they're conscribing people and kidnapping them off the street. Well, not even that. Imagine walking down the fucking street and them being like, damn, dude, you look like you could fight in a fucking car, and we're going to kill you. That's what this do. That's what dictators do.

Do you ever get on X? There are legitimate videos of that.

Yeah, I've seen them. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Where they run down the street and it looks like a kidnapping.

It is a kidnapping.

Yeah. You've seen old school, right? When they pull up in the fucking van. You've seen Old School.

Is that the skate movie?

How the fuck have none of you motherfuckers seen Old School? Is that Bow Wow? Have you seen it?

I've seen the Old School. Is that with Bow Wow in it?

Will Farrell, Snoop Dogg's in it. Oh. No.

All right, I'm going to head out.

Bro, you motherfuckers.

How can you- Bro, let's have a movie night. It won't get me caught up.

I'm not watching no movies with you. You don't even know what a good movie is. You be talking the whole time, real loud.

That's bullshit. Yeah, bullshit.

We know.

It's fucked up. It's fucked up. Is it true? No, it's not true. Oh, it's not true me.

I mean, I may be a common thing that happens in reality. That is a stereotype that is as true as the smoke alarms. I know. Bitch, you better run. That's exactly right. Now, look, I think it's funny. It doesn't really bother me, but it is fucking true. So you can't watch movies at my house. I get it. Period.

I get it. That's fine. But yeah, and a lot of stuff has been going on. I'm going to add this clip here for you. This is the most recent collection of Trump on Zelenskyy. Let's watch this.

It's a ridiculous war, and it has to. We had a good talk with President Putin. We had a good talk with President Zelenskyy. It lasted for a long time, over an hour this point. They also had with President Zelinski a very good call after that. I think we're on the way to getting peace. We weren't invited. Well, you've been there for three years. You should have ended it three years. You should have never When you started it, you could have made a deal. I'm very disappointed. I hear that they're upset about not having a seat. Well, they've had a seat for three years, and a long time before that. This could have been settled very easily. Just a half baked negotiator could have settled this years ago, where the leader in Ukraine, I hate to say it, but he's down at 4% approval rating. I would say that when they want a seat at the table, you could say the people have to Wouldn't the people of Ukraine have to say, It's been a long time since we've had an election. That's not a Russia thing. Think of it, a modestly successful comedian. President Zelenskyy, talked the United States of America into spending $350 billion to go into a war that basically couldn't be won.

Zalinsky has done a terrible job. His country is shattered, and millions and millions of people have unnecessarily died And you can't bring a war to an end if you don't talk to both sides. You got to talk. They haven't been talking.

Zalinsky's pissed about that.

Well, his greed is going to get him killed. That's what's going to happen. Okay? His little temper tantrums some shit. Listen, very small man. You're fucking with Donald Trump now. Yeah. Bro, I think he thinks he's going to continue this out and make more, more, more, money and do more and more and more damage for his own benefit. Look, dude, this is the worst guy on the Earth. He's the worst guy on the Earth. They're trying to say that Putin's the guy or Trump's the guy. This is the worst guy on the planet right now. How many people have died? How many of Ukrainians have died in this conflict?

How many? What they tell us is 70,000. Well, there's a reason Trump's saying millions.

It's got to be higher than that.

Well, you got to think, but who's telling us 70,000? Right. Well, it's the same media that our taxpayer dollars are going to to tell us that it's 70,000. Yeah, that's true. Because they got to be able to tell the American people that all the money we're sending over there is actually doing something. Yeah, Ukraine is doing great.

Anyway, a whole lot of people. God, dude, imagine intentionally... I can't imagine that evil, dude. I can't imagine someone sending all of their men to die who knows that you can't win the war for money, for personal, for material shit. Bro, I like material shit. I love cars. I love cool shit. There is not a fucking place in this universe where I would say, I'm going to send my fucking people to die so I can get some more shit. That's insane.

I think, too, here's a good question.

Dude, that's That's insane. That's insanely fucking evil. All of these families who lost their men, who lost their dads, their brothers, their fucking cousins, their sons, they wiped out an entire fucking generation or two of Ukrainian men. Do you think that they didn't know they were doing that? Do you think that they weren't aware? Do you think that wasn't the plan? Do you think any of these people don't know that that's intentionally going on? The question is, Why? Why are we removing all of the Ukrainian men from Ukraine? Well, I have a feeling that we will find out fairly soon. But I think it's interesting that nobody talks about this because we talk about all these little ethnic cleansings. You know what the ethnic cleansing has been happening the last three years? The biggest one in fucking Ukraine by its own guy.

I think that's going to be the interesting thing to see, too.

And then they got the Ukrainian people fucking here to cheer for it. Right.

I think that's going to be the most interesting thing, though, is like... Because here's the thing that I know for certain. Zalinsky, he's a self-interest person. He cares about himself. So what's going to happen when that tick gets separated from him?

One- It's happening.

But when it's completely cut off, and then there might be some potential charges coming to him, he's going to start singing like a bird, which, full circle It goes back to the whole reason we are even involved in the situation.

He will die before that. You think so? They will have him killed. He will be dead. I bet Zalinsky isn't even alive for another fucking 12 months. He knows too much shit. He knows way too much. There's been a regime change here. There's new sheriffs in town here. I would bet I wouldn't even give him 12 months. I give him like three months.

Back to the whole money thing, having all your people killed for monetary I think that this is a really good example, but I think that we can look at a lot of different wars under the same light, like most wars.

Almost all of them in modern history.

Where we are knowingly sending our sons and daughters to go overseas and get killed for money.

Why else? Why else, though? Why else would they do that? Why else would they remove the baddest, ass, most capable men and women of your country? Why Why don't you send those people to die?

For population control.

Less having to fight with them here.

Less resistance, population control. There's all kinds of reasons.

I feel like Ukraine is a shining example of what's been happening in every other war, maybe just to a lesser I agree, it's just more obvious whenever we're looking at Ukraine. But this is how I feel about the war mongering complex in general. It's all for money. They get people killed for it.

I agree with you. I think this has been happening for fucking Too long. I think it's been happening since 1913. I don't think any war that we fought since 1913 was a real war. People get real mad about that when you say that. But all of these things were about controlling money. They were all about controlling money.

Now, my guys, jumping on this conversation.

Do you think it's a coincidence that we have a conflict every single generation that costs us our highest drive testosterone-filled men in every generation? Do you think that's a coincidence? No. I don't think that's a coincidence at all. I think if I were trying to control the world, I would say, how do we get the highest testosterone men of all these countries to fight each other so that we have less of those people so that we could control them. That would make sense. Fuck, dude, I don't want to get bit by those two dogs. Let's make them fight each other. Whatever happens, happens because at least they won't be biting us.

You make a shit ton of money doing it. Yeah.

It's disgusting shit, dude.

Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's get to our third and final headline, guys. We got headline number 3. Headline number 3 reads, RFK Jr. 'S first move as Health Secretary, sparks outrage from transgender advocates. Rfk is in, and he's starting to do his work. I think he's coming after Coca-Cola also, which I like Diet Coke, to be honest.

You can't- Trump ain't going to let that Diet Coke get his damn away.

That's what I'm saying. Listen.

He's got a fucking button on his desk to bring Diet Coke. That's what I heard. He does. I don't know if it's true, but I heard that. Diet Coke, I heard, bro. I heard that there's a dude that walks around Donald Trump with fucking Diet Coke ready to go. That's what I heard, dude. I asked my buddies that are around him, and they're like, Yeah, bro. He gets Diet Coke.

Keep Diet Coke on. Yeah, leave my aspartame alone, bro. I like Diet Coke. Diet Coke is good. But RFK is moving off to something different to start with. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Has taken aim at a transgender language in one of his first acts as Health Secretary. His new agency, the Department of Health and Human Services, released new guidance for the government and public that gives a narrower definition of sex. The February 19th memo states that the move will support the President's executive orders intended to, quote, restore the concept of biological truth in federal government and defend women. The new HHS document says only two sexes will be recognized, male and female. It also provides new narrow definitions of words like sex, female, woman, girl, male, man, boy, mother, and father. Rfk Jr, former Democrat said, quote, The prior administration's policy of trying to engineer gender ideology into every aspect of public life is over. The Department also launched a website promoting these definitions and created a video defending a ban on transgender women participating in women's sports. That was also prompted by Trump's January 20th executive order titled Defending Women from gender ideology extremism and restoring biological truth to the federal government.

Now, I think we all agree that's good. These are good things that are happening. Of course, the left is going to have a response. Let's go to Ohio first, real quick. I'm not sure if you guys have seen this video, but new Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to 10,000 per ejaculation. The bill was brought forward by Democratic State Reps, Anita Sommani and Tristan Rade.

Let's check this out. Sponsored by Democratic State Representatives, Anita Sommani, an OBGYN from Dublin, and Tristan Rader of Lakewood.

The whole entire point of this bill is to call out the hypocrisy, particularly the state legislature, when they bring forward bills to regulate women's bodies.

Now, there are exceptions to the proposed law, which include sperm donation, contraception, and members of the LGBTQ community. Men face a maximum $10,000 fine after the third offense if they have sex with a woman without the intention of conceiving a child.

Men have the same rights no matter where they go in the country. Women have rights based on where they It just misses the most basic biological facts and leans in towards middle school humor.

Austin Beigal with End Abortion, Ohio, calls the proposal disrespectful to the pro-life community and a waste of state resources.

They have to review it when they file it, they're going to have to stick a legal team on it, wasting time on that and delaying other bills that are trying to be reviewed as well.

Abc 6 asking viewers about the proposal in an online poll. 26% said It's a good idea. Seventy-four % telling us it's a waste of time.

Why was the LGBT people excused?

Because they can't procreate.

So they can just masturbate and ejaculate, no problem. But I'm looking at $100,000 a day.

It actually doesn't make sense. Yeah. I did see this come through, and it's literally just to make an example of what they think of as ridiculous anti-abortion laws. I'm not necessarily going to get into this, but it is a a waste of time and taxpayer money. I think it's ridiculous that we're at a point right now where lawmakers are so unserious that they're actually creating things like this. We live in radically unserious times right now, in this regard, at least.

I totally agree. It's so stupid. It's just an example of how they take all of the resources and time and the money that they use to pay themselves off of our backs. It's It's an entitlement, dude. They think it's totally okay for them to just have unlimited resources off of our backs. I just think it's all I can think about, honestly. That's the only thing I've been able I think about ever since this started to come out is I've worked my whole life to have half my money stolen for nothing. That's a hard thing for me to accept. I think the punishment for these people needs to be very severe.

Back to what RFK is saying about the language regarding sex, male, female. That's another example of people are saying, Oh, it's ridiculous. It is ridiculous.

It's ridiculous.

It's absurd that we have gotten to a point where this has to be legislated. You know what I'm saying?

Well, yeah, it's ridiculous it was ever allowed to happen in the first place. That's a big problem. That's a big problem I see with a lot of the things happening right now is that we're all happy that we're getting things to go our way, but all of those things we should have had anyway. I don't look at it as Oh, we're getting all these gifts. I mean, look how we're behaving. We're behaving like happy little seals that are getting tossed little bitty fish and clapping our hands to get things that we should have already had.

It never should have been a question to begin with. Never.

Trump said there's only male and female.

Yeah, dude. Or the border is getting closed. Awesome. We found out that they were wasting...

We're celebrating the wrong shit. Yes.

We're forgetting what we're not getting anything we shouldn't have already had. We need to be careful not to worship the people that are doing this because, dude, all they're really doing is giving us the shit we should have already had. If we're getting the shit that we should have already had and expected to be excited about it, you know what it makes me think? What are they taking that we're not noticing? Or what are they doing that they're giving us this. Because, dude, I just have this hard time believing that we're not in a shell game right now. Because somebody else is going to get something big, they're going to give us some things here. It's just a weird feeling I have. I always have this feeling in life when I know I'm about to get screwed. Dude, I feel like we're expected to cheer for things. Dude, look, man, I'm happy that Trump is moving the direction he's moving. I'm excited, but nothing's happened yet. I didn't get any more money in my fucking check.

Did you? No.

Yeah. Did you? I didn't see anybody go to jail yet. Did you? Nope. Okay. I haven't seen shit. I've seen a bunch of shit on the news about these things they were going to do or that are trying to do. And I understand, like I said, it's going to take time. But until I see these things, I remain highly skeptical of the promises that are being made. We should all be very aware that we are cheering and being excited for things that we should have already had.

It's cheering to return to baseline. Yes. Which I think, yes, am I happy that these things are happening? Me too. Absolutely. But we need to understand, we're just resetting back to a baseline of where we're supposed to be to begin with. We have so much ground to cover in front of us. Getting to baseline, sure, that's great. But that's not the end of the road.

You're doing what's expected to be done. Cool. Do what's unexpected. I mean, chopping some steaks, bro. That's unexpected. I'll be happy about that.

Look, man, I'm not sure how I feel about everything. I feel like you feel, Becky. I'm excited. I'm like, yes, okay, this is cool happening. But until I see handcuffs, until I see accountability, until I see accountability for what happened during COVID, until I see the financial oppression in this country stop, meaning I don't have to write fucking massive amounts of money to the fucking IRS. Until that shit stops, it doesn't matter what they say. It doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't matter how many stories Fox News puts out about what's going to happen or any of these talking heads, like any of these guys, the shit does not matter until it's done to me. I don't see it happening yet, so I remain skeptical. Trump as a character, the way he handles himself, all that shit, I like him a lot. I think he's funny. He actually reminds me of my dad and some other people that I've been around my whole life. I like the dude. I like his family. But I am in no way, shape, or form going to say that... Like, dude, the shit hasn't happened yet. So we have to be...

I think as American people, we need to be very cognizant of promises made that are not kept and agree not enough time has passed. But we should also be very, very... We should at least think about where we are in terms of how we celebrate. Because to call a man a man and a woman a woman is fucking three-year-old shit. And we're over here clapping. Oh, yeah. The fuck are we talking about? How to get out of the whack in the first place? You see what I'm saying? Like, oh. No, I mean- Dude, how do you repair? How do you repair someone who has been financially ruined because of the great... Like, dude, you know how many people lose their over money or lose their lives over money. They kill themselves or they get desperate or they turn to drugs. Dude, lives have been ruined, and not just a few. Millions upon millions upon billions of lives have been ruined because of the things these people have been doing and the things specifically that have been done in the last 4-5 years to push it across the line in terms of... Bro, how many businesses got closed during COVID that aren't opening back up?

How many dollars got shifted to the biggest companies in the world because they donated to a political campaign? It's irreconcilable. How the fuck do you make that right? How do you make it right to the guy who's 50 years old, who's been working his ass off, who hasn't been able to afford very much in his life because he's overtaxed, he's overworked, he's underpaid because of the waste that's happening. And his wife's left him, his kids hate him. He's done the best that he fucking can, and it still ain't good enough. How do you fucking fix that? How do you make that right? Because, dude, that should have never been the case. It should never be the case that a man works his whole life at 50 years old and fucking loses everything because he can't make ends meet because half of his money is being stolen by these corrupt fucking tyrants. You can't fix that. So there needs to be accountability at a minimum, and there needs to be a resetting of the financial operation of this government at a minimum, and it needs to be fucking drastic. Because, dude, this country is the land of opportunity, apparently.

It's not. These people deserve the harshest possible punishment. When When I think back of how hard… I know a lot of you… Nobody's going to fucking feel sorry for me because of where the fuck I am currently. But if you knew what I had to do to fucking get here and the shit I had to eat and the fucking… How easy it would have been if I wasn't having to pay all... It just pisses me to fuck off, and it's inexcusable to me. It just is, and it should be to everybody.

I don't think that there's any level of accountability that will ever be enough. I don't think there's any way to go back and fix any of this. You can't fix it. It is beyond a state of like, Oh, we'll give you $5,000 or no taxes. You can't unwind time and fix things. But what I am hopeful for is that we can get to a place as a country where we can start setting up future generations for success in healing the future. We cannot heal the past, but we have an opportunity to heal the future so that our kids can grow up to be prosperous and live meaningful lives and not be robbed blindly by the government. We have that opportunity right now, but more meaningful change has to take place. Is it great that we have only two genders now? Sure. We need substantially more than that.

Well, yeah, because we still got little boys identifying as girls competing in girls' competitions. The shit's still going on. It's still happening.

Does that say male leapfrogs competitors?

Yeah, leapfrogs competitors was a Girls Pole vaulting meet in Maine. This just happened. There was a transgender identifying male competing under the name Katie from Cumberland's Greenley High School, came out on top in the Girls Pole vault competition on Monday during the Maine indoor track meet at Bates College. The thing is that not long ago, when he identified as male, he ranked in 10th place out of 11. I mean, two years ago, John tied for fifth place in the boys' Pole vault. Tonight, Katie won first place in the girls' mainstate Class B Championship. So the shit still happened. Yeah, we're celebrating cool, but I think about these girls, bro.

Bro, fuck these people.

I think about these girls.

No, bro. Fuck these people. That's wrong. Everybody knows it's wrong. Every single human being knows that's wrong. They know it. They know it. We have to stop catering to the fucking loud ultra-minority with their insane policies and thought processes that make zero sense. We all know that's wrong. We fucking all know it. We all know that a man is a man and a woman is a woman. We all know that, too. We all know most of this shit. But because people have lacked courage to stand up and say, Hey, that's bullshit, here we are. This is what happens when people lose their fucking backbone. Covid should have never happened. You all fucking knew it was wrong, bro. Everybody knew. How many of you wore masks that you didn't want to wear to get along in society? A lot of you guys say, Well, I fucking didn't do that shit. Motherfucker, you did. We got pictures of you and your fucking mask on your social acting like you're a fucking good little puppet. You're doing the right thing. And now you're like, I didn't do that. There's fucking receipts, bro. How How many people during COVID, DJ, would call us or message us or write in and say, Fuck, dude, I agree.

You guys are right on it. Keep going.

I wish I could do that.

I wish I could do that. Well, you didn't. And that's why it happened. And that's why this has happened. And that's why all this bullshit has happened. Because we have been made to be afraid to use our fucking voices. And until Americans get the courage to speak up when things are wrong at scale and say, No, I don't give a fuck that this guy has some gender dysmorphia and wants to be a girl. I don't care, bro. Go over there and do it. Stay out of the fucking sports. Until we have enough balls as a society to just call things how they are, the fuckery will continue. You want to know why this happens? It happens because of the people who know it's wrong that refuse to say a word because they don't want to hear about it on social media or be yelled at it, the HR or whatever. Bro, right is right and wrong is wrong. We all know the difference between a man and a woman. This is absurd shit. It's absurd. We all know that we shouldn't be tax slaves. We all know that... We all know. We all know Ukraine's bullshit.

We all know. But like, dude, how many people that know don't say shit? That's why the fucking happens. And until that fucking stops, it's going to continue to happen over and over, no matter who's president, because we'll always be manipulated as some next cause, next thing. You're not a good person if you don't do this. Bro, fuck that. Then I'm not a good person. I don't give a fuck what you think. I'm going to say what I fucking want to say. I'm going to call it the way. And I got the receipts that I've always done that and always been that way. And you know what? When I go to sleep at night and I look myself in the mirror, it makes me proud. A lot of you don't have that fucking... You wonder why you're fucked up because you're not even proud of yourself, bro. You don't even have the courage to speak up for right and wrong, and you think you're going to fucking somehow have self-esteem or integrity or confidence in yourself. You're a fucking pussy. You know you're a pussy when you look in the mirror. That's why you feel like shit about yourself.

So it could start with using your voice.

Am I wrong? No, not wrong at all, man.

How are you going to feel good about yourself if you know that you let all this shit slide that you know is morally and ethically fucking wrong? You can't. You can't erase that. Dude, I can't stand it. Look, until people have backbone and start... Becky, this is absurd that we're even talking about this. It's absurd. Dude, I don't have any kids. How old are kids when they know the difference between a man and a woman? Yeah, I mean, shit. No, I'm asking.

Yeah, maybe two. Two, three?

Two. Yeah, right.

So now we have an entire generation of fucking adults arguing arguing over it in fucking Washington, DC. That's absurd. It's two-year-old shit. Bro.

Dude, I've been talking about this for years.

Yeah, I know. Years. Very well, too.

And It's still not done. And I don't know if we're going to see it ever really go away in its entirety. I feel like the damage has been done to the community and the brainwashing has been done. And I feel like some of these people are so set in their ways. The manipulation and the propaganda and the level of brainwashing done to these people through the funded social engineering. Yeah, it's done so much. How do you fix that? I don't know. I've been on it for years, and I feel like it's starting to get better. But fuck, we need more people talking. Well, dude, if people- You can't just rely on, Oh, that one lesbian on Instagram who's allowed to say it.

She can say it because she's lesbian, and I can say it.

You mean that one with the demon in her? Yeah, right. Fuck, dude. What are we going to do? That's crazy, man. How do you get someone to say, damn, dude, I was brainwashed?

It's hard.

It's like a personal journey.

It's a shock to the ego. I don't hide this, but I went through a liberal phase. I went away to college. I grew up conservative, went away to college. I became a liberal, raging liberal. I voted for Joe Biden. I don't hide that fact. In coming to terms terms with the level of deception that I bought into, it was difficult.

How did that happen?

How did I start to run away?

I want to hear that.

I went away to college. I grew up in a conservative home. Wonderful parents, strong relationship, great values in my household, and I'm blessed by that. Went away to college, started getting more and more liberal to the point where it went rapid, and I rapidly went from one end of the spectrum to the other end of the spectrum. And then I became a mom. And I had my son, and COVID hit. And during that time period, I was still in my liberal phase. I was scared out of my mind about COVID, and I was seeing all the propaganda. But then, ironically enough, as the propaganda began to start rolling out more heavily and the death tolls are going on the screens. I had this moment because at that point, I was back home with my parents because the situation with my son and the pregnancy and everything, I went back to them for some time. And so I'm there with my parents, and I'm surrounded by... They're conservative. They're wonderful people. And I'm seeing these red death toll tickers. And I'm like, This doesn't feel right. And I started easing myself out of it a little bit.

And then I got here. And at the time, I was still very left of center. And then just being surrounded by more conservative people, more level-headed people. I started gradually pulling out of it. And I had to have a very real conversation with myself and come to terms with the fact that I had been lied to, and manipulated, and brainwashed, and I had let my identity slide so far down this path without even realizing it. And that's a very difficult conversation to have with yourself, to look back and say, You know what? I was wrong. I was lied to. My character was weak at that time. I had a weak mindset because I was so easily able to be manipulated into this pattern of thinking. And what's hard is a lot of people get so ideological isologically tied to these political ideas, one side or the other. Whenever you start to realize that this side has been lying to me and I bought the lies, it feels like an attack on your identity. It feels like an attack on who you are as a person. That's very difficult. Most people cannot look at themselves and have that conversation.

Most people cannot sit with themselves and admit, I got duped. I had a weak mind. I had a weak character at the time, and I was taken advantage of. Most people have too much pride to sit down and have that conversation with themselves. Thank God, I was able to get there pretty quick. My liberal phase was very short-lived. It was short, but it was aggressive. I went so far, so fast. And coming out of that, really, as we were reeling off of COVID, that's where things really started changing, most specifically, and I'll never forget it, but whenever I saw the LGBTQ community rallying for forced vaccinations, and they were fighting for mandatory vaccines. I just sat there and I thought, How dare you? The group that had to fight for decades for bodily autonomy, government, keep your hands off my body, government, don't tell me what to do, government, you don't control me. Now you're saying, here, no, government, you control me, and you should control everyone. It was a light bulb moment for me. That was the moment where I completely split off.

Well, I also think the mutilation of young children was very effective in pushing you away.

Well, sure. Like I said, it was really when I became a mom. Whenever I became a mom, that's where things really started to change for me because I was no longer living for myself. I was living for my son. Everything I was doing was centered around, how do I create a good life for my son? How do I protect him? How do I raise him well? How do I get him in a good school? Things of that nature. How do I provide? As it turns out, having that drive to to provide and take care and nurture and care for someone other than yourself, it shifts you away from liberalism pretty quickly. Especially whenever the LGBTQ community started going completely sideways after the forced vaccinations, we started getting the Dragqueen's Story Hour, these hormone blockers, these cross-sex hormones, like 15-year-old girls getting their breasts chopped off. It was an absolute snapping point for me. That's when I really started speaking on social media because I couldn't stand buy and watch the community do that any longer.

I wonder how many people are starting to realize or are going to start to take into consideration that they were propagated through their own tax dollars to believe these things were culturally acceptable and understand where this actually comes from. Communists, Bolsheviks, fucking ideas that they use to brainwash society so that they can literally be killed eventually. How many people are going to come together to understand this?

That's what I'm saying. It's a shock on the ego. It's a shock on the identity. It's a very difficult conversation to have with yourself.

Most people rather than- I think a lot of people, too, are having this situation with... I think there's a lot of brainwashed people, legitimately, that cannot think for themselves on both sides of the spectrum. I think independent critical thinking is where you want to be. You want to get to a point where you can say, Well, yeah, I agree with that. That's good. But also, I don't agree with this over here. We shouldn't have to be, and I don't think it's healthy to identify politically with one party or another. I think we have to identify with ourselves and what is right and what is wrong, what we think is right or wrong. That's where we need to get people back to. It's not a fucking cult of either side. It's an independent thought process, and I'm going to put my vote and stand behind the things I think that are best. We just lack that in this country right now.

Case-by-case basis, dude.

Well, because, dude, and I don't think people should feel ashamed that they were taken advantage of. That happens all the time. It should be seen as a lesson. When you get trillions of dollars of propaganda pumped into your brain-24/7. 24/7, I mean, that's not their fault that they fell for it.

But it should ignite a fucking fire in you to want to do something about it. Whether that means use your platform that you have, create a platform, whatever that means. I mean, it should ignite some type of like, fuck, I'm not this fucking stupid. It's insulting. It should piss people off.

Most people are much too prideful to admit that they were duped. That's just what it is. It's hard. It took a lot. I started Instagram thing. It took me a long time before I could even admit that I had voted for Biden or I'd ever been a liberal in the first place because I was so embarrassed about that mindset that I had had for so long. It comes down to ego and pride. Can you have that conversation with yourself or can you not? A lot of people would rather be wrong and maintain this sense of false pride than ever have a real conversation. Yeah, man.

It's crazy shit, man.

Until we get to a point where it's so undeniable that people have been manipulated. I mean, it's going to have to be ridiculously undeniable for people to see it. But I think once we get to that point, maybe people will start calling for accountability.

Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. With that being said, we got a final segment of the show. As always, we got Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. Now, this is a little different one for you, in the nature of having a wonderful guest on. I say we do a little healthy debate here, and it involves one of your favorite things, Andy, French fries. We are going to be ranking fries, fast-food fries. We're going to rank them.

Okay. All right.

We got a couple of different options here. Here you go.

Would you make a program here? What's this?

I'm going to die, gave it to me. It's a Tiermaker. Okay. All right. We just rank these fries. First up, You got S is the best. Superior. Superior. Then there's A, B, C, and D.

What's A?

It's great.

Oh, got it. But S is superior.

Far superior. I I think you can put multiple in the category. We got Arby's here first. You got Hardees, Burger King, Five Guys. I'm not sure what that is. I think it's just basic fries, maybe. Chick-fil-a. What's that one? Smash burgers, Raising Canes, Wendy's, Jack in the Box, Curly, Jack in the Box, Straight, and you got McDonald's. What do we got?

Well, who's going first?

I'll go first. I would say Chick-fil-A is your superior fry, in my personal opinion.

You probably eat more French fries than most of us.

Yeah, you're definitely the expert.

All right. But not this-Actually, I would be the expert, bro.

This doesn't really work out. Because I have twice seen it.

I thought it was going to work out, but not.

I've eaten the most French fries here out of anybody. Yeah, for sure. Because there's no way that you could have eaten the amount of fries that I've eaten in 45 years.

You've been on this Earth a long time.

That's Anyway, so I would say I've eaten the most fries. Okay. Regardless of our physique differences. Yeah.

They won't be so different in a minute. I think Chick-fil A has superior fries, though. I do.

Are you sure that you're confident in that assessment?

I'm pretty confident in Chick-fil-A fries, bro. They're the Waffle fries.

Wait, are we ranking them individually or as a team here?

I mean, everything's up for debate. Okay.

I would say that this is good judgment. Okay. I would say that Chick-fil-A makes some awesome fries. All right.

I'm shocked that you don't have Culver's up there.

Culver's does make some good fries.

Culver's Smash, yeah.

Culver's got some good fries. What does Arby's go? We'll just go down the list this way. Where does Arby's go in the ranking?

Here's what it is. Jack in a box, curly fries. Arby's Curly Fries are right there up there in the A category. Okay. This is how we're going to do this.

Arby's Curly.

They're all the way to left there.

Which one? All the way to left. Hardees? The left.

Fucking left. All the way to the left.

It's hard to see. I'm working on a different screen here. They don't know how to use internet.

That's all we need to know. That's all we need.

Okay, well, we got to pick who has the worst fries? I will go ahead and say that I think Raising Canes is like a D.

Come on, man.

Which one's in and out? I don't think they're up here. Oh, is this in and out? Oh, yeah, it is because of the little fucking thing there. I've had their fries. This shit's trash. Yeah, for sure. Mcdonald's, I mean, that's a solid B.

Mcdonald's, people are going to say it's an A. Yeah, it's a B. Let's be real. People are going to get pissed. They'll be, McDonald's fries, McDonald's Froid, McDonald's Froid. That's because you're a peasant. It's like a B. I don't know what's good. It's unfortunate. That's true. Yes.

I give it a B. If they bring back the beef tallow, It'd be like a superior fry, potentially.

Wendy's is superior to McDonald's for regular fresh.

I think that's an A. No.

Mcdonald's got to go down to C. Okay. Because Wendy's are a step behind the curly fries. We got to put those guys in the B. All right.

Five Guys is pretty good.

I never had Five Guys.

Five Guys is pretty good.

It's overrated. Okay. You guys have to decide because I never had it.

C?

I'll go C. Okay.

Five Guys at C?

They're so greasy.

But that's the good part.

I've never had Smash either.

I've never had Smash burgers.

We got to give them a C just out of courtesy because we never had them.

Okay.

I've never had Raising Canes, but I know lots of people that love Raising Canes.

Yeah, I bet they're all white.

No, that fucking shit's good. Dylan gave me some.

Bro, Raising Canes is disgusting.

Okay, well- You're going to pull me on chicken, Andy?

Is that what you're doing?

Yeah, motherfucker, I am. I'm going to tell you why.

Because you- They ain't got the eleven herbs and spices, You represent 6% of the population.

That's it. So you're saying on the fries, that doesn't count. You can't say that. You can't.

It goes by-Their fries are nasty. Huh? Their fries are nasty, bro. Who's? Raising Canes. No.

I refuse to believe that because I had their chicken and it was fucking great.

I bet. It was great. Too spicy at all, huh?

I thought it was great. I like all chicken, Don't even act like you don't like all chicken.

I don't like Raising Canes. The fuck out of here. I don't like Raising Canes.

I don't. They're nasty.

They're nasty.

The fries are?

The chicken. There's a raisin bean. Is that they package everything in styrofoam, so It gets soggy?

Yes. Okay, well, that's a no go. You can't have soggy fries. That's one. All right.

Burger King has good fries. Burger King has good fries.

It's been a while since I had Burger King.

I'd say I give it a B.

No, it belongs in the C because Wendy's are definitely better.

Okay.

All right. I think all the rest belong in the C category. That's like your basic. That's some basic fries that are pretty good. They're not terrible. Wendy's is better than all of those. Curly fries are better than straight fries, and Waffle fries are better than fucking curly fries.

We're really just ranking the shape of the French fry here is what we're doing.

Well, I mean, it matters.

It does matter.

Waffle fries are the undisputed best French fries.

I agree with that.

Then curly I believe, are the second best. I've not had too many curly fries. I was like, Man, it'll suck.

Bro, Rallys has some good curly fries.

That's what I'm saying, dude. Then Wendy's out of the fast food, I think Wendy's has the best regular fries. Yeah, best regular fries.

Bro, you know who has some good fries, too?

Then we got the peasant fries across the board that everybody's going to say, The little blog at the top.

See, I know he's Illuminati. He said, These are Cs.

God, bro.

I think this is a fair standing I can't comment on Raising Canes or the one...

What's the other one? That's in and out. I never had it.

In and out, yeah. Trash. Is it? Trash. I never had it. They should close their business, go bankrupt.

Why does everybody always post it like it's a big deal?

What? Raising Canes and In and Out?

No, In and Out. Is it In and Out the place where everybody posts the top and you can see all the food? What's the big deal with In and Out? I've never had it.

That's how I feel about Water burger. People go crazy over it. Really? It's mediocre at best.

Dude, I'll tell you what. I think Culver's is pretty fucking good.

Culver's has a good burger.

They got good burger and fries. Lyon's Choice is just, I think, Midwest. Lyon's Choice is superior to any of this. Absolutely. Yes, they are in the S category. Really? Fuck, yeah. I think that's-Lia's choice. They're real potatoes, bro. They make them right there.

Bro, so does Five Guys.

I told you I never had them. Yeah, I got you.

Penn Station has good frats, too. That should have made the list. Penn Station? No?

I've never been there.

You've never had Penn Station?

Guys, that's the list? Motherfucker eating at Penn Station and seeing Days of Thunder is not the same fucking thing. I feel like it's about the same. No, it fucking isn't.

I feel like they're equivalent.

That is fucking untrue.

It's equivalent. No.

No. Same, same.

That's the chat.

No. Chat? Chat? Chat? I'm not asking them shit. They think I don't know the fucking boys in the hood.

Yeah, that's true. I bet the Texas Voyager likes Raising Canes. I guarantee it. I mean, that's a pretty good list. I think that's decent.

Bro, I think Chick-fil-A is so much better. I think it's like two notches better than everybody else.

For fries, yeah.

Yeah.

Popeyes is number one on chicken. Yeah, Popeye's.

Popeye's is good.

Popeye's is good.

But I think Raising Canes is good. I think Chick-fil-A is good. I never had a chicken I didn't like. Yeah. I have you. Where have you had a fried chicken strip or a chicken sandwich that was bad. Raising Canes. No, that's not good. Raising Canes.

No. Zacksby's is good.

Raising Canes has to be good because fucking there's so many of them. If they were that bad.

Well, I mean, you guys have to keep your-So you're saying that's because of the population. Because of white people, yeah.

You're saying there's far less Popeyes because of the 6% that you represent? Yep. There's far more Raising Canes because it's white people chicken. Correct. There's more white people than there is black people. Yes. That's what we're talking about.

It's statistics, okay.

What about that murder rate?

You guys don't do everything better than us.

That's all I got, man.

Guys, Andy, Becky. That's all I got, man.

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