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'Sup, Giggers? Harriet, fix your WiFi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
What's up, my gotcha gigglers? Oh, good. I do have to say, at the end of our shows, we do a q and a where Grace goes around and chooses people based on their kind eyes.
Yes.
She doesn't like when people, like, run up to her aggressively. She doesn't even wanna be doing it.
She actually doesn't wanna be there at all.
Be there at all. And this girl runs up to her and, like, grabs the mic, and immediately, everyone was like, oh, no. Like, cause this girl clearly was black out having too much fun. The girl grabs the mic, and I'm like, what you gonna say? And she just goes, gotcha.
And everyone just went nuts. No. It was
so funny.
So it's become a thing. Now, like, gig was coming up to the airport just going, gotcha. So we created Honestly, it's kind of terrifying. Like, when they came up to me on the streets of New York City Gotcha. Gotcha.
I'd be like, they're gonna shoot me in the face. So we almost, didn't make it to Canada.
No. We almost didn't make it back into America. Both.
When we were going across to Canada, the lady was not having it.
Gigli squad is a professional podcast. Let's talk about something that's really important, border control. It's about border control.
You didn't think this is gonna be top of the agenda today?
And I understand that Canada was in fact trying to keep out the riffrafft, and that is And
we respect that.
And I respect that.
We respect that.
We pull up to the border, and we get first of all, we get our passports. We, like, give them to her. She's stunning. I feel like that's She's stunning. Important.
She yeah. And her skin was glowing, but she immediately had a attitude. She was, like, all at the same time because Grace was, like, holding 2, and she's, like, all at the same time. Yeah. I was like, oh, she's not happy with us.
And then this is the difference between me and Hannah. Hannah wanted to give her her life story. Like, this is why we're here. This is what we're doing. And I was like, tell this bitch nothing.
Why does she need to know what we're doing at the casino?
So this thing is border control. If you don't have, like, a when you are working in another country, you have to have, like, a slip of some kind? Yeah.
Like, a permit of some sort.
And I've definitely gone over and, like, didn't print out the slip or whatever and then just been like, I'm going to see friends, and they can't really say anything. But this time, I knew we had the slip, and she was giving us attitudes. So she was, like, why are you guys here? And I was, like, we're performing. And LaVoya was, like, ask me more, bitch.
Ask me. And she was, like, what kind of performance? Is this, like, a band or something? And I was, like And I was like, I actually kinda hit the note. Thank you so much for putting this
on my band.
My wicked note because I did. And then it just immediately goes,
yeah, this band.
But she's looking at us like there's no way you're a band. And I go, we're a podcast. She's like, what's your podcast about? And in that moment, I wanted to be like, how difficult it is to get over the border and how you get attitude. And I tell that to the guy when we leave, and he's the guy driving us.
And he was like, you would have gotten us arrested if you said that. And I was like, thank God for the first time in my life. I kept something in my
own head. Yeah.
And you said comedy. Comedy. And she looked at us like, well, you're not funny. And then really scared us, like, we weren't gonna get through. Yeah.
So we thought didn't think we're gonna get through even though there was they make you feel like you have cocaine up your pussy, and you start to like, they gaslight you to be like, I shouldn't go over the border. Well, here's the thing in my head. If we did have cocaine in our pussy, who would be the best? Get it.
They weren't gonna find it because, this is the first time I've ever gone into Canada driving. Like, so going through the border, like, in a car. Yeah. They don't check anything.
No. They're like, do you have guns? And we're like, no. And she's like, good. She's like, don't lie.
Don't put the money.
What if I did? Like, I totally could have in that car.
We definitely think Canada, you gotta tighten it up a little bit. No. Canada, tighten it up. Gotta tighten up. But then going back, this is we've done 6 shows in 4 days.
It's the end of our tour for 2024. We're like, oh my god. We did it.
And it's 0 brain cells between the 3 of us.
It's 7 AM, so I never have brain cells that time. And we get to the border, and the guy goes, give me your passports. And Grace immediately looks at me with, like, a weird look. And I'm
like Like, you were her mom.
She looked at me like the guy said it in a weird way, and I was like, I don't think he was mean about it. And then she's, like, still looking at me with this weird blank stare, and I'm like, are you okay? And she goes, I can't find my passport. And this is when Wait. That's such
a, like, little kid to your mom. Like, mom,
can I tell you something? When are we going home? Wait. That's like, how it felt. No.
And immediately, I'm like
I turned into my mom. You turned into yours. I start praying.
I'm like, it's fine. We'll say Saint Anthony. Saint Anthony. You you went to God. You felt Jesus.
I assume that I took it. I go, I probably haven't. I'm going through my shit. I'm like, oh, I was looking for that. Looking for your bag was so iconic.
Because Grace goes, why are you looking in your bag? You go, I'm trying to be helpful. I'm looking under my shirt. I'm, like, in my hat. I'm, like, we're done for.
We're You go full negative. You go, we're never leaving. I go, we reside here now. And it turns out we were in what's it called? It's, like, a in between?
We were in purgatory.
We're purgatory.
We weren't in America, but we weren't still in Canada.
We were couldn't get back?
No. We couldn't go back to Canada to be like, we forgot it. So we call the hotel, though, to be like, do you guys
can you look in the hotel room? And it's like a bunch of security guards, and they're like, we looked. We couldn't find it. And I'm like, is there a woman there? No.
Truly. Is there a woman there? 2 minutes. I know how men look for things. They don't even, like, lift stuff up.
Yeah. But they're like, we can't find it. And the woman is like, Grace gives her a paper, and Paige is just like, we're not making it. Yeah.
I'm like, there's just I'm like, there's no way this is 2024. You can't, like, get into America without a passport.
At that point, we weren't even trying to get in. We were just
like, fuck. Do we do? What do we have to do?
Meanwhile, border control getting back into America. She's like, yeah. You guys are good. And they just, like, Saint Anthony, Saint Anthony. We're never gonna make it back.
And she's like, can you please just, like, drive? And they just, like, we're never gonna get home. So they were begging us to go back to America. Grace got back into America. Oh, yeah.
Grace also didn't have another form of ID. I was like I was like, there's
no logical possible I was like, if you had your ID and you lost your passport, yeah, you're saying you're Grace.
No. She lost her ID in Boston.
America was like, we don't give a flying fuck to her. So for
anyone who needs to get in from Canada, you're welcome. You're fine. Our arms are wide open. And if you're thinking, Grace, stop losing things, Grace has too much on her plate.
No. She does.
Grace has to keep make sure we're awake, make sure we're breathing,
make sure
we're fed.
HR multiple times. In the past 3 months, we've denied her request. And every time we're, like, put it in the comment box. We'll get to it. Enjoy the video.
About
the toxic work environment. Okay, miss God. And it's just Grace, like, anonymous speaking, like, yes. This 1 time voice. Hadn't forgot her boots, and I had to Uber back 40 minutes to get her boots for the show.
Paige commented on my boobs and how she wanted to see them. You guys are laughing, but everyone with a real job is, like, yeah. Not okay. Not okay. She will legit ask for HR.
We start laughing. We're like, that's so funny. We have to ask you. Next level is on. Hannah.
We've never taken Grace
to a
strip club. I just we've never taken her to strip club even though she asks all the time. I'm just kidding. Grace's mom who listens. Oh god.
Oh god. Anyway Anyway, we're we're back. Quick update. And I forgot to say yesterday. I am on the holiday episode of Is A Cake.
Yes. A lot of moms have been messaging me. Just wanna say, I probably was the worst judge that ever judged Is It Cake. You know how fucking hard it is? Yeah.
They give you 20 seconds. And you're far away. You're far away, and they give you 20 seconds, but you also have to say stuff that's, like, funny. I every time I blanked. Yeah.
And, like, it's 1 of those things where, like, I think I could hit the wicked note. I don't think I could get is it cake? And Tiffany Haddish was, like, confident. Like, she was just like, that's cake. That's cake.
Turn that that guy said whatever she whatever she wants.
Whatever she wants.
What was funny is when we got there, they were I was like, do people, like, get upset? Like, you know, we're judges. Like, is this fucking American Idol? And they were, like, literally once someone cried, like, years ago, but, like, no. It's really fun.
But they were, like, they do work for, like, 12 hours to put these cakes together, so just, like, keep that in mind.
Yeah. Like, they're tired.
The whole episode was people crying. The whole episode people cried, and I loved all the I was like, no. You're perfect. Like, I don't even Tiffany got it. I don't know.
Like, I couldn't tell. You're perfect.
What do they get? Like, eliminated? I only watched your episode.
They literally are like, bye, bitch. So Oh my god. It's cutthroat. The episode is, like, them working hard and then us dumb comics coming in being, like, that's cake.
And then, like the host too.
Oh, Mikey Day is so cute.
Yeah. He's cute. He's funny.
So he's actually, I realized, from 1 of my favorite, like, viral YouTubes back in the day of who's the, magician? David's I was gonna say David Spade. David Blaine? Yeah. There's if you YouTube David Blaine, it's, like, making fun of David Blaine and how he'll be he'll be, like, pull I'm pulling this out of your pocket and how people freak out.
And it's I
feel like there was a time in, like, the 2,000 tens where, like, magicians were really having a moment.
No. Magicians were cool. I feel like we should bring it back.
I don't know.
Have you been gone to a magic show? I once went to this, like, swanky New York City bar where, like, everyone sits, and there's a magician at the table, and it was really fun. Yeah. But there's 2 types of people. 1 that are, like, oh, it was in his glove and for this part of the entire day.
Like, I believe in magic. I enjoy it. And that's what I was. I I I enjoyed it. Until they were bringing out, like, the doves.
I don't need doves.
Yeah. I don't need live animals.
Leave animals out of it. Mhmm. That's why we don't have live animals on the giggly squash show.
David Blaine and, like, locking yourself in, like, a cage that, like, goes into shark infested water. It's like, maybe call a therapist. Maybe call a therapist.
Just like,
men will do anything to not go to therapy, and they'll become magicians.
No. And why is it always, like, the girl that they put into that box to saw it?
Seen a female magician, like, putting a man into a box and and sawing it up?
Okay. Now that's my next Netflix question. Now I need to do that. Well, I feel like like pilots, we're gonna get, like, a ton of girls being like, I'm a magician, as you should be. But it is it is funny that it's always a man being like, I think,
like, you ever seen a magic show advertised, and it was like a woman.
Normally, I guess it's more like the Cirque du Soleil where the girls are like, I can take my limbs and, like, fold it behind my head,
which jealous. I'm actually into that TikTok. I feel like me and you should do it. But this sounds like, have you ever seen this 1? Have you ever seen
this 1? Every girl that was a former dancer, I just have to say, did it probably get you, like, nowhere in terms of your career?
Probably not.
No. But, you
know, like, there's, like Sorry. It's a Monday, and Anna, you showed up.
No. But, you know, like, you play football. You got a scholarship. Like
Yeah.
There I don't think they were dancing in college.
A hard life.
No. Well, like, they're yeah. They're getting paid no money
Yeah.
Doing maybe they became gymnastics.
Like, even become a professional dancer. You're just you're a backup dancer on a tour. Yeah. You're not getting, like, the recognition But
what I'm gonna say is Yeah. Okay. Were they fucking cool in high school? Yeah. Yes.
The dance team at my school Yeah. These girls were just popping their pussy, like, so effortlessly. They they would all do it, like, the same, and, like, they were untouchable. Like, they were
The only reason I wanted to become a cheerleader in high school was the vibe.
In my, like, public school I went to, their the cheerleaders kind of were like, we barely had a gym.
So, like,
I don't know what they were doing. It was the dance team that was the shit. Because they were, like, they could give a blow job.
Yeah. The dance team knows I didn't
give a blow job. Came out with, her song when she came up with my goodies. Yeah. My goodies. My goodies.
Not my goodies. Cheerleading team. And then the hair flip. Yeah. And the hair flip.
The hair that's my favorite thing with dancers. They're really good.
Actually, 1 of my favorite things to watch on TikTok is, like, college dance dance team competitions.
Yeah. It's amazing. But I do have to say, y'all bitches are so lucky I can't do a split. We're Hannah, we're so
lucky there's so many things that you can't do. We're so lucky that you don't have the voice of an angel.
You're so fucking lucky.
Lucky that you're not flexible. So If
I was flexible, I'd be sitting here with my leg around my head.
And we're so lucky you're not a morning person. If you have those 3 things, I don't think we'd even be friends. I don't think I don't think we would even be sat at this flower table.
I might be the star of Wookin, which, by the way, I saw with my mom.
And what did you think?
It was fucking fantastic. Mhmm. Are there moments that you would be cringey or you'd be like, I'm gonna fall asleep? Mhmm. Yes.
But after watching it, again, remember I'm delusional. You are Glinda. Okay. Like, you are Glinda, and I am Elphaba. Yeah.
This is like a niche comment, but it was giving, like, reality TV to me Mhmm. Where, like, you kind of became the princess. And then I was like Gotta go. I flew out, and I was like,
ah. I think
you're just gonna let me hear about
the munchkins.
I became the Wicked Witch of the West, but then people realized it was it's all the whole thing is about propaganda. So the story the story of Wicked is about us. It's literally giggly squad, and there's short men running around. And No. Not the short men.
But I do have to say, it's about propaganda of how, like, you can make anyone believe in something, and you can make every everyone can bond over hating the same thing. And there's this concept of they all started to turn on the animals because animals could speak. Mhmm. And they were like, these animals speaking is bad, and they got everyone against it. And, also, you guys know this from the Wizard of Oz.
This isn't a spoiler. Oz is all bullshit. Like, his power, his everything, it's all just made up to control people. And she she calls them out.
I didn't know that.
Try to make her seem like she's wicked because she was the only 1 telling the truth. Speaking your mind. Speaking your mind, being like, and, well, people are gonna leave that early
for that. Getting better.
Don't say that
to me.
Don't fucking say that to me.
It's either staying the same or getting better, but it's not getting worse.
Well, because at first, honestly, there was really bad, acoustics in that room. And you had to go I had I saw it. I also I also had, like, a weird nap earlier that
that earlier that day. Musicians are
so funny. They'll be, like, all you have to do is drink the Doctor Pepper with a little bit of honey and your sound like, everyone has a weird,
like A weird little thing.
Thing they do.
Did you see Ariana and Cynthia were both nominated for Golden Globes? Yes. As they should.
Wanna make 1 note. Mhmm. Why I think it's golden 1 of them. Golden Globes. They're they added a comedy section.
They did.
But they they well, they have, like, the comedies, and they go musical slash comedy. Why is that the same? Then they added a stand up thing. I was not nominated. I will be speaking to
The Academy.
Academy about that.
Wait. So it's a section of TV film musicals slash comedy.
So, like,
how many musical slash comedies are there?
To have a separate thing for musicals, like, musicals are not comedies. It's just like these the academy or whoever does not respect comedy Not at all. As an art form when it's fucking hard to do.
And when you say it's comedy, it's just movies and TV. It's not specials?
Specials was just given last year its own. Okay. Specials. And it's sometimes Who
was nominated for? Specials?
Yeah. Well, Ali Wong. K. Nikki. K.
Jamie Foxx, so I didn't know her special.
Really? Yeah. I was just gonna say
more stuff. And there's 1 more that I'm forgetting. A man. Shane Gillis? No.
Really? But that's why you
Who's nominating the people? Did okay. Actually, this brings me into my next thing. Lana Del Rey didn't know that you had to submit your songs to the Grammys.
But, also, she's not even the 1 that would do it. It's her team who would do it.
But, like, that's she was like, I didn't know that was even a thing. Her managers had to tell her, like, no. You have to submit to get a Grammy.
Like, she
just submit? No. She just thought, like, oh, you just, like, get put on the ballot. Team's job
to
submit her. But then they submitted they submitted her. But, like, going into it, she was like, oh, I thought you just, like I
should don't know if my team submitted me. Grace, can you double check that? I think that's what happened. I think it got lost in the mail.
But what about the section for live shows and
drunk girls? Live podcast shows. Yeah. Like, no. But I do have to say if Awards in general, this is, like, end of the year where you're gonna start seeing, oh my god, everyone doing the, like, my year in a nutshell.
It's, like, got love, broken heart, working out, eating good food, traveling the web. Like, show up. What are you talking about? This is what's gonna happen on TikTok. Everyone's, like, end of the year, like, montages, which I love that everyone's making their life more romantic than it is.
But, like, who's it for? Send it to your mom. Who's it for? Put it together. Send it to your mom.
Speaking of, do you have any New Year's resolutions?
I'm trying to survive today.
Yeah. New Year's resolutions. Anything you're trying to, like, improve on, change?
I'm trying
I'm drawing a blank.
That's crazy. I'm perfect. I actually do wanna stretch more, but, like Yeah. I've been saying that since I was 12.
Yeah. No. I wanna work out more. Not even like, this is the first time in my life I'm like, no. I need to work out because I'm brittle and frail, and I will die.
Not like, oh, I wanna have, like, a high tight butt. But, like, also, yes. But, like
Mine is definitely not because I'm brittle and frail. But I we travel a lot, and I feel like, yeah, our bodies are, like, breaking down. Yeah. I mean, I've been doing the worm in my lower back. Like, I
need to be stronger.
We wanna be strong, and strong is beauty as Alona Mayer Alona Mayer would say. True. True. My goodies. Okay.
My goodies.
Another thing, I have a question for you. Yeah. You walk say you're walking into your bedroom.
Wait. You never asked me questions. This is crazy.
You're walking into your personal bedroom.
Why are you pointing?
Because I'm trying to sell the scene.
This is you walking in. Okay.
You're walking in. You're staring at your bed. Yep. K? You're at the foot of it.
You're staring at it.
My bed's on the left.
Okay. What side do you sleep on?
Oh, I okay. This is crazy. It's crazy. This is crazy because not to Brag. Brag, but when we're in West Hampton Yes.
When we're West Hampton, I sleep on the left. Okay. I've always slept on the left. In the city, I sleep on the right. Basically, I sleep whatever is farthest to the door.
The man in my head, the man sleeps closest to the door.
Okay. That is how I sleep too. Like, I'm always closer to the window.
Yeah. Because if someone comes They get them first. They get them first at the door as they should. But I saw
this thing on TikTok that was like, it has nothing to do with, like, the door or whatever. There's a masculine and feminine side of the bed. And she said, if you're single, you have to sleep on the left side of the bed to, like, tell the universe you're ready for someone to
yell right back. Women in the arts. I don't support this.
It's not true. But in like, okay. Me not even knowing this inherently, I go to the left side. Like, I go to the feminine side.
Well, it's funny because I was single. And during COVID, I slept on the right side the whole time. That's when I met my husband. So go fuck yourself. I'm not trying to be negative Nancy.
In my old apartment, I slept on the right.
And you
But I felt very in charge and very masculine. I love when life imitates art. That's when I was really
just coming into your understand the, like, coming into your feminine energy thing. But again
so need to come into my feminine energy in 2025. I'm gonna be But
I would argue after. Let's all like, that all of it's made up. Like, what makes feminine energy is a stereotype anyway? Like, what if feminine energy is being assertive and organized? Yeah.
And, like, it's all, all the binary stuff. Like, let's forget. Okay. You're a soul. Thank you.
You're like like Daphne. Speaking of that bitch.
How is she?
When I came home yesterday from tour, she was, like, giving me attitude. Like, oh, look who it is.
Wait. She's the only 1 in your life who gives you attitude.
Truly. Like, she wouldn't come over to me. Like, I obviously picked her up and was like, we're snuggling. We're hugging. We're loving.
And she was like, okay. And then, like, I'm gonna go do my own thing. So she wasn't, like, actively coming over to me. It was more just, like, can't believe you're back. Like, this is what we do here.
So, like, fall in line. And then at, like, 3 AM, I felt her little head on my head. And I said, okay. Are you not mad at me anymore? And then we loved
each other. And then this morning was good.
This morning, I was just like, you're perfect.
And that's why I love cats because, like, you're almost you respect her more. Yeah. It's been like, I was disrespectful. I was down for 4 days. I wanna earn your love.
I left you with, like, a plethora of men, like
Rotating door.
Rotating in and out of the apartment, like, feeding you, petting you. You probably had no idea what was going on. And then I just come home, and I expect you to be, like, obsessed with me. And she was like, give me a freaking minute.
Which is so page coded. So page coded.
She's like, you're not just coming into my life and, like, rearranging things. But the best thing was my brother was watching her over the weekend, and he calls me the 1 day, and he goes, hey. Everything's fine. Daphne's fine. And I'm like, what's wrong?
And he's like, well, she's just, like, really lethargic. Like, I don't know if something's wrong. Like and I'm like, oh my god. What is she doing? And he's like, she's just, like, not getting up, and, like, I'm calling her name.
She's, like, not looking at me. And so I, like, look at the clock, and I'm like, it's 2 o'clock. We're in prime napping time. No. Call me when there's something actually important.
Goodbye.
Cats are cuddling from around 11 to 4, I would say. Like, they're not moving. They're not doing anything. She also was partying the night before running around doing whatever cat drugs she has. This tour is sponsored by Neutrogena.
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Also, speaking of travel, you saw the woman who with the Paris flight.
Who just, like, got on the Delta flight with no ticket.
She broke onto a Paris flight with no ticket. I think it was Grace. And she was just going from, like, bathroom to bathroom.
Okay. After being on tour in a 1,000 different cities, the airport is made up.
And accidentally breaking into an Indianapolis life.
GSA is straight up made up. We broke into the airport in Indianapolis. Hannah almost got on with no ticket. Like, that, I'm not kidding. That scared me.
Accidentally. When I said how did she get through TSA and Delta goes, we don't know, that terrified me. Oh, I'm sorry. Y'all doing here?
They said, gotcha. No.
TSA is a lie. The border is a lie. Like, there's no authority anywhere.
There's no authority. Also, all you have to do is giggle, and they'll be like, oh, they're fine.
Yeah. It's just, like, crazy. No. Her that woman getting on the Paris flight is
I feel like when you're getting on flights, they're more worried about you having a purse.
Bag. I was just gonna say that I've been stopped getting on the flight just because I have a mini purse that's, like, not consolidated. If I hear the word consolidated 1 more time in the airport
you know, I I literally almost got arrested during a Southwest flight because of this, and I had to choke myself in front of the line. However, this is sexism. Mhmm. They're not factoring in that we come with a mini purse. A mini purse does not count as something that It's
an extension of my body.
It's extension of your body. And, like, yeah, men don't have purses, so they just think in their head, oh, 2. That was made by a man.
And you know what? All of his stuff in my purse. Yep. Yep. In my purse.
So why don't we split that purse up?
When I go to to the airport, I have my luggage. Mhmm. I have my backpack that then has, like, my makeup and my laptop if I remember it. And some people would have a nice bag as you do Yeah. Like, a big bag.
Uh-huh. And then you have your purse with your phone Mhmm. And Your wallet.
Your wallet and Grace's passport. Your personal items.
And your personal items. That's called girlhood. That's called being a woman. But what I do because look, I don't follow the rules. No.
You don't. Gotcha.
You put your purse on first.
So I put my purse on first, and then I put my backpack over my purse Yep. And they've never got me once.
No. They really don't get you.
They don't get me. And if they did, I would just be like, oopsie poopsie. Yeah. But, I'm not putting my little purse into my backpack that doesn't fit to then just take it out when I get to my seat to because they both fit. If they both fit under your chair, what are we doing?
I'm done with the airports. I'm done with TSA. I'm done with planes. The last plane we got on to, it was all men in the aisle, Rose. And I'm, like, so tired and, like, struggling, and my arms are shaking, like, putting my luggage up.
And I literally put it in the overhead bin, and I'm not kidding. I look I turned and I looked at all of them, and I said, you should be ashamed. I mean, I didn't say that, but I gave them all looks.
Yeah. There's we've lost etiquette. We've lost the plot. We've lost the plot. There's no airport etiquette.
I'm freaked out. Have you heard about the Meta Smart Glasses? No. They're these glasses that you wear that really look like normal glasses, and it pans people's faces. And when you see the person, you can press on them and Google them and see like, it matches their face.
No. And you and that's where I'm at. No. That's where I'm at.
No. Thank you.
That's where I'm at.
No. Thank you.
I mean, maybe for dating, it'll be good. But, like, anything that's like it feels so, exposed. It feels so violated.
Being at just like picturing being at, like, a bar.
And everyone's just looking at you with the sunglasses, and you're like, are you liking what you're reading?
Like Like, where where would that in what situation would that be like, oh, thank god I have my thank god I have my spy glasses. Like No. That's the thing. In what situation is that, like, helping?
Leave where the girls are already spying. Like, we know what's going on. We don't need stupid fucking glasses.
Unless, like, it was for, like, the police?
Yeah. The police should have them.
But, like, I don't need 1 at Starbucks.
No. Imagine a guy comes up to you and he's like, do you have podcast about, like, how sharks kill you? And you're like, yeah. That was a clip we did. And then he's like, cool.
That's how
you date. No. Don't approach me. If you're a man, don't approach
me. Also, if you're a man with stupid sunglasses out of Starbucks, don't approach me.
No. I rarely get approached, I feel like, by men, unless, like, their girlfriends want a picture.
I don't know. My algorithm thinks I'm
a lesbian. Mine thinks I'm a
lesbian. Said that.
No 1 said that. No 1 said that. I've gotten more and more that I give lesbian energy.
Wait. No. I know for a fact that you could have, like, at least 1 relationship with a woman, and it'd be, like, amazing, but then you'll go back to that. Yeah. Like, esthetically, you'd see you'd be like, I would like this, like, for photos.
I don't think The light goes down on you all the time.
I don't here here's the thing. As someone who who
is a lesbian. Identifies with the lesbian community way more with the gay community with the gay men's
male community.
I could be
a lesbian if we were just chilling on the couch and chatting, but that's a friend.
Would you be well, I couldn't
be a lesbian because of the sexual stuff.
First of all, we're in a lesbian relationship. Yeah. But we don't
we don't go down on each other. But you
know what? A lot of these lesbians
I gotcha. I was
gonna say, a lot of these lesbians, I don't know, but in marriage, don't you eventually stop? So are we just a married lesbian relationship that you come in and you're like Starting a sentence with I don't know. A lot of these lesbians is so funny and amazing. I no. I could see you okay.
I don't wanna, like okay. You know Caitlin Carter?
Please don't put me in a box.
Do you know Caitlin Carter? Yeah. Like, 1 girl that's a good girl. And, like, I saw it. Question is, do you want femme or Masculine.
Oh. I don't
know what I would want. I think that's gay of you. The fact that you consider it all up, I think you're gay.
My instinct is I would want, like, a femme girl.
Okay.
Okay. Well, if I went if I went more masculine, like, a girl that was more masculine
Yeah.
I've dated gayer men than men. Like, I I've actually been with someone more
I think that's the thing, though. Lesbians, their whole thing is that they have the masculinity that I said earlier wasn't a thing. But then also, like like, when 2 lesbians raise a baby Well, that's profound. It's a That's amazing. Incredible thing you've ever seen.
That's I mean, the the their apartment must be so when I think of lesbians, I just think about, like, their apartment must be so tiny tidy and organized. Yes. Like, everything must have a
home. Fixed. Everything's fixed. Everything's in proper place.
Yep. Like
And they're cooking, but they're cooking, like, steaks.
They're cooking, but then they're cleaning up after
they've cooked.
You know, like, 100% waiting for the next 1.
They're barbecuing and making all the sides. Yeah. Do you ever see, like, a WNBA girl that you're like, wait. You can throw me around. Yes.
No. No. But there is 1 WNBA girl, but I don't know if she's actually out.
Beach Bikers.
Yes. She's not out. I'm obsessed with her, though. But, like, her vibe Mhmm. I'm like, oh, she's, like has, like, swag, and I'm, like, nervous, like, when I look at her.
But, like,
I don't wanna date her. I know. You're so right. I'd be like I mean, I also
imagine I dated someone with the same name.
Like, the Taylors? The tail yeah. The Taylors.
If I went lesbian, I would only go lesbian with someone named Paige.
Which is honestly so page coded. She is so page coded.
And, like, just think about, like, us as a couple, we're p squared.
Wait. I love how this whole episode is just me calling you gay. Yeah. Wait. I have a question.
Mhmm. Because your fingers are so long Yep. Are are dicks, like, smaller to you? Like, for me to get my hand around a dick, it has it it could be small because I have little nubby fingers. Every dick seems huge in my hand.
You could I really take the confidence, so I am like, really so you're
literally holding a string bean with your fingers. Oh my have you thought of that? Like, you give me a hand job. Is does it get embarrassing ever because your fingers are folded over so much?
You've, like, you've Like, I've wrapped around 3 times. No. But I once had a guy say that, like, my fingers are so girly looking, and, like, my nails are always done that, like, he liked the way my are always done that, like, he liked the way my hand looked. That's crazy. Never happened to me before.
Yeah. Not once.
Well, I I always say you could be
a hand model.
I could. Jamila, can't jump.
Oh, god. I'm so sorry
about it. This is actually really good segue. The men are mad about OnlyFans. Why? So girls are coming out being They're
the only ones on it. Girls know what they mean.
The call is coming to the laundry house. Guys, you came up with it. Some girl came out and said she's making, like, $40,000,000 a month and only
A month?
Did I make that up? No.
I think a year.
And the men are furious, but it's, like, this is just basic business.
A girl subscribe to her.
I mean, get mad at your Don't be bummed. If there's demand, there needs to be supply. Yeah. Econ 101 that I didn't even go to. So why did I go full Sebastian and Scrocco?
And then it was small. 43,000,000 in her 1st year. So the men are furious, and this is my thing. But you guys paid her. You're the ones paying.
Yeah. Also, I feel like guys used to make fun of girls for being strippers. Uh-huh. And it's like now we're making money doing sex work that is safer Mhmm. In our own apartment Mhmm.
And entrepreneurial. I saw this quote that was, like
I can't remember it, like, exactly now, but it was something where it was, like, women oh, fuck. It was, like, women if it's unconsensual, it's sexy. If it's consensual, it's just slutty. So, like, men like feeling like we don't want this, and that's like seduction and, like, I'm gonna make her want this. But when we're like, yeah, give it to me, they're like, you're a whore.
And that sounds my therapist would say is you don't love yourself. If the second the girl wants to fuck you, you don't want it. Look at her.
Also, like, OnlyFans is, like, going on to Pornhub, but, like, they're just they have a better pay situation. A better pay structure.
They're doing their own production. It's just the girls are making more money in OnlyFans because it goes straight to them Right. Instead of getting, like I mean, there are companies that do OnlyFans, I guess. There's men on OnlyFans too. There are men making money on OnlyFans too.
It's just The women are just smart enough. Like, no. I'm not paying for porn, you you bunch of idiots.
These fucking guys being like, I would never I would never marry a girl who does OnlyFans. I'm just gonna She wouldn't touch you. No. She wouldn't touch you. The guy she's She'd literally buy and sell you also.
Like, she makes so much money, you would be a joke to her. Like, these if you have ever had to say out loud, I wouldn't marry a girl who does OnlyFans, You've never met a girl who does OnlyFans. Like, you're not even in the room with this level of of girls. You're not even in her tax bracket. Exactly.
But I think it's they're mad that a lot of men, I think, don't like hot girls Mhmm. Because they feel like they're already rejected before. Yeah. Wait. That's what I was saying.
I have your algorithm. They think I'm, like, a hot girl who likes white cats, who has a southern boyfriend, because I keep I send you anything that relates to you so it fully so it sends me things like, are you a really hot girl? And did you and I'm like, no. But they say how, like, hotter girls get approached less
Yeah.
And how people can, like, be and, like, I'm not sure
And I admit something to you that I don't think people would, like, ever really, like, imagine. I've never been truly hit on in my DMs, like, ever.
Not even Charlie Booth?
No. Like, I've never had a man that I've, like, pre not previously met. Like, yeah, I've had, like, guys, like
Yeah.
Oh, I met him at a club, or, like, oh, he's a friend of a friend. Like, slide into my EMs and be like, you look whatever.
But you have random guys be gross?
No. I don't. I don't have random men being gross and sending me sexual things, and I don't have anyone, like, ever shooting their shot in my DM. I've never had a guy that I've never met before who is, like, anything that, like, I would potentially date DM me and say, like, let's go on a date or something. Never.
Is that kinda crazy?
I hate to say it, and I hate to, like, support pretty privilege, but, like, it's because
you my Instagram is not even anti men, but it's like, oh, this is literally, like, shoes, clothes, and, like, Daphne.
Well, the male gaze is a real thing, and you can tell as a man. Like, Chris, can you tell when a girl's posting for men versus posting for girls? Yeah.
Yeah.
So, like, the girls who are posting
shot is at my ass.
Actually, you did. That was for who was that for?
That was for myself. That was for myself to be
like, you're 32, but you still got it.
But, no, my Instagram very much gives girl, like, for the girls. Yeah.
For the girls.
Not lesbian, but for the girls.
And you also look just, like, really Mean. Rich, pretty, and mean, which I feel like Good.
Don't fucking DM me. This is not an this is not an invitation. This is me saying, I like where it is. Keep it that way.
Back in my single days, I was very like, I was just chatty. I love to flirt, and it was like, sometimes guys would message me, but also I would message Matt.
I never really even, like, did that well on dating apps.
I was very I was active. Yeah. I was chatty, chatty, chatty. Like, I'd lose interest quick, but I'd also was quick to just say something funny. And, like
I think, like, my whole if I look at my twenties as a whole, like, how many years of that I was on dating apps, like, definitely, like, more than 2. Mhmm. I legit only went on 2 dates from dating apps. Not maybe 3.
I've gone on.
Yeah. No. Does I don't really, like, get that many match.
I would say dozens. Well, you're probably crazy picky. True. I mean, not that I was just, like Well, because you wanna know what?
Dating apps actually used to make me really mad because sometimes I'd get, like, someone sliding in there, and it I'd be like How
dare you? How fucking dare you now. Yeah.
Like, you just pissed me off.
Yeah. Like,
in what world?
Yeah. Yeah.
Like, that would annoy annoy the shit out of me.
Yeah.
But, like, if you have the confidence
yeah. I feel like I would just swipe on, like I was it it's the the apps are so strange, but it is algorithmic, and it is numbers.
Yeah. You have
something to get at a good I would just like, I'd start talking, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. Attention, attention. Dopamine, dopamine. It's like a game. But, yeah, I'm so I'm sorry that no man likes you.
I'm sorry. You don't have a husband. What I was gonna say
And no prospects.
I'm working on a new bit Mhmm. Because I feel like I know I'm funny because my husband's better looking than me.
Wait. You know that you're funny because your has I don't think Des is better looking than you. I think you actually are a very complimentary couple.
I can't tell if you just dissed us or complimented us. Gotcha.
Gotcha. That's my whole personality. I don't know if Paige just insulted me and read me her fill. To mine
and be like, oh, it's so much for recording a page. What does she what does she mean by that? What did she no. I think there's moments where, like, I glow up, and I'm like, oh, I'm fucking hot right now. Yeah.
Then there's moments where I'm like, he is so naturally good looking, like, his bone structure, like his cheekbones, like his nose. Like, he's
A naturally good looking man.
And actually, like, But I've also always been I don't know why I no. I was gonna say I was gonna I've not always been pretty. Oh.
What's that like? Oh, no. Call the authorities.
You're so glinty coded. You have to I'll I'll watch it with you.
I'll watch it. I haven't always been pretty
No. I mean, you know what? I have to watch it with you, but then we might get kicked out because, well, you can't you
can't sing a song sing along.
Make a sound.
No. I'm not gonna. I wouldn't even dare sing along.
Yeah. But that's when we get our giggly fits.
No. Wait. Well, you were fin what were you
saying? So I was just saying that, like, you have to have I know I have a good personality because I'm I'm with a hot man. I think that was always why I liked hot men to prove that, like, I could be the man 1. Like, I could be the ugly funny 1. But you're not the ugly funny 1.
But that's my identity. Am I the prettiest person you ever
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And what's the reason?
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Did you see
Jonathan Bailey and Wiccan? No. Did you Cooper Kotsch I have to get over man this person.
To get over the gay men that are never gonna bark up this tree. Okay? They don't care. No. They're act they're actually repulsed
The fact that they would repulse by me is Yeah. Again, why I need therapy and why I'm obsessed with them. And when they put their stupid straight voice and they go, hey. What's up? I'm like, I come.
Yeah. No. They'd literally look at your vagina and be like, yo. Yeah. Now what was he?
Oh. Sorry.
Did you see Timothee Chalamet?
Oh, with the sports team?
About sports? Yeah. I don't know 1 thing he said. Oh god. It's that's above my pay grade.
I don't give a shit.
But I couldn't Was he acting? Like, I didn't couldn't understand the biz.
Who knows? Don't care. I could not stop listening and watching him. There's something about a guy doing I think because I'm so girly and I love doing, like, girl stuff
Mhmm.
That when I see a guy doing, like, boy shit, I'm like, I'm obsessed with you.
Yeah. Yeah. I think it's also, like, very New York of him. Like, I don't think he is just like a New Yorker.
He is just like a New Yorker.
Could put it. He could just talk like this. Yeah. He's gonna win the Super Bowl. It's gonna go this and win these games or whatever.
Was like, wait.
And suddenly I'm pregnant.
Him with with the mustache, it's not Jacob Elordi bad.
No. Nothing's bad as as bad as Jacob Elordi. Like, what so so I need to call his mom.
I love that he's lost some power. Jacob Elordi? Yeah. Yeah. I realized who my celebrity crush, like, has been.
And, like, I never, like, spoke it out loud, and I know he's not good for me. Okay. Like, I know he's bad mood bad news.
Let's say ours on the at the same time.
Okay.
123. James.
You say Theo James? Mhmm. Who's that?
He's like this British guy that's in, he's in, like, a lot of random things. But, like, most recently, he was just in that HBO show. Oh. What's that 1 where they go away on vacation?
He looks like Matthew Balmer. Are you sure he's straight? He's straight. Okay. But that is He's so fucking
that's not even, like, a good picture. I know. But That's, like, that's, like, him younger.
No. No. He's butt. He's beautiful. He's beautiful.
And he's swaggy, I feel like. And I think he's tall.
Yeah. But that's not your type.
I know. But I like him.
But you like them a little pretty. You like them esthetically a little pretty. See, I like I also like Dua Lipa's boyfriend. Who is she?
Who's Dua Lipa? Who is she with?
Callum Turner or something.
He's Is he, like, skinny with taps?
No. He's, like he just looks like a guy who could take a punch.
See, I can't do anyone that, like I I like Timothy Chalamet, but I can't do someone, like, skinnier than me. 1, that'll send me into a fucking tailspin.
No. No. No. 2, like,
I don't wanna be able to, like, snap you in half.
Have I ever been with a skinny man? Oh, my high school boyfriend was, like, tall and skinny because, you know, like, they're they're going through
Yeah. They're going through a weird time.
Going through weird time where, like, they're just getting long. Yeah. But, like, it wasn't it was definitely annoying. Like, he had a he would do, like, accidentally do a skinny arm pose, and I'd be like, no. No.
I don't think I've
ever dated someone, like, lanky. Not my brand. I've never dated, like, a tall, lanky guy.
You love them sturdy.
I love them I love them compacted. Yeah. I love them stout.
Like, you won a thick baby. You want a little chonk. Well, me? You want chonking 1. I love a chonk.
I love a chonk because I'm like, this is the best day of your life. And, like, again, we're not trying to put dad bod on a pedestal, but there's something to be said about a man who's been working all day, so he's put on a little pouch.
Well, it's also, like, most of my life, my type has been either, like, Italian or Jewish. And sorry, they're chonk me. Like, I'm Italian, so I can say this, but I'm sorry. They, like, they pack a punch. Like, they A 100%.
I also I do like Liam Hem I like esthetically, I love Liam Hemsworth's light eyes, whatever, and that clearly he dims women's lights. Yeah. And not to pick sides. Well, maybe.
I don't know. I was never here's the thing. I'm gonna
say single? That's what I'm confused about.
I've never been, like, a Miley Miley stan. Yeah. So I was never really as invested in their relationship as other people. I like her, and I I've I like her more as I we both get older. I didn't I was too young for Hannah Montana, so I, like, feel like
this stuff. Anyone, they'd go, oh, like Hannah Montana? And I'd have to be like, yeah.
Oh, like, when you'd be like, hi. I'm Hannah.
Yeah. It was really traumatizing.
You should've been like, no.
Hannah like banana. That's what I'm gonna say. Like, Hannah banana. That was first. Like, Hannah banana.
Sorry. Instead of Elvino's job, Hannah on eating a banana. Can we just talk about all the moms right now whose lives are being tortured by elf on a shelf, which I did dress up as?
I hope by the time we have kids, that fad's gone.
I'm not doing elf on a shelf.
No. Well, you have to do it if everyone's doing it. But it
wasn't a thing that that we did growing up and we're fine.
Know. But think about them going to school and being like, my elf, and then your kid's gonna be like, I don't have an elf. Elf's not real. You're gonna be like, you have Snoop on a stoop.
Wait. I love someone message me and they're like, hey. I'm a mom, and I wanna watch is it cake. Just wanna know. Do you say Santa isn't real at any point?
And I was and I go, honestly, I don't remember what I said, but I'm I don't think I said that. Actually, when
you have children, you they're growing up and, like, you're doing all the Christmas stuff and you're doing like, you're sneaking around, like, all the Santa's real stuff and all of that. If your child gets to an age where they're still believing in Santa, will you tell them?
This is such a hard question,
but you are they is every mom just waiting for, like, them to find out on their own? Because, like, is there an age Because I feel like there's an age where I'm like, alright. Look. We can't have her be the freaking class. Like Yeah.
We we we gotta let her know. Yeah. I I definitely there have been people in my family who it was, like, a little late where it got a little awkward where everyone was like, hey. Just letting you know, she still believes. Yeah.
And we had to kind of, like, go with it. I just think there's a part of your brain at a certain age that you realize, like, oh, there's
Like, how old were you when you found out that Tana wasn't real?
If you have kids, oh my gosh. I don't sorry. Turns out. I don't remember the moment. I think it was I think yeah.
I don't it wasn't, like, a big deal in my house. I was just like, I don't care who gives me presents. Just give me fucking presents. Yeah. Like, I it didn't need to be Santa.
But I do I have thought, like, why would I do that to a kid? Like, lie to them? But then, like, the magic it creates is so worth it.
Yeah. In a very truly page coded way, I remember I was in 4th grade. I was hearing murmurs. I was like, oh, all the kids are chatting about
The gossip about that.
Was so hot on the playground.
The tea was teeing.
And Christmas is coming up, and I and I said, you know what? Let me do a little test. And I didn't put on my list this pair of leather pants that I wanted. I was in 4th grade. I was like,
I need these leather pants. Didn't put them on the list,
like, that I knew was going to my mom. And in my head, I was just like, I want these leather pants. And then when they didn't come that Christmas morning, I was like, something's up.
She was funny. Up. My mom would write a note and be like, Santa whatever loves you, and here's a cookie. Or I would write a note to Santa. Yeah.
And then she would write a note back with a bitten cookie. Yeah. And when I found out Santa wasn't real, I was like, is this sneaky bitch been writing all those notes? Yeah. You've been writing the letter.
I mean, this is the cookies? You sneaky little bitch.
I just
thought my mom was like I was like, you sly little fox.
Yeah. Because I think I think there are some kids that, like, now like, I'm I I meet some adults, and I'm like, you seem like 1 of the kids that were in 7th grade.
And you're like, no. He is real.
And I can't have that energy around me.
Also the weird energy of the kids who were young going around being like, well, my parents said Sam is not real. It's stupid. Yeah. And we just believe in science.
Well, fuck you, Sam. Like, fuck you.
Fuck you that you don't have a hap happiness in your household. Well, and then anyway, no. I do have to say, like, there is a moment though when you're a parent where you're probably, like, working so hard to get together, and then your kids would just be like, thanks, Anna. And you're like, it was it was me. But I do think there's a point too where your kids become grateful that you, like, went above and beyond I'm not doing the elf thing, but everything else to
make them happy. I'm gonna make
you do the elf thing. The reason why I spoil my parents and my grandparents now is because of those mornings Yeah. That, like, they spoil the fuck out of me and the joy it brought. Like, I'll that's it was so important.
I actually had a moment this year at 32 years old. This is the first time I've ever decorated my own apartment with, like, Christmas stuff.
Mhmm.
And I was like, that's so crazy. Like, the past 10 years living in New York City, I've just, like, haven't cared about, like, Christmas decorations. Don't need to put them up. I it's not like I'm sad about it. I'm like, I just, like, don't give a shit.
Mhmm.
And 1 of my friends said, well, that's because you must have grown up in a household where your mom made Christmas so special that you don't, like, long for it. Like, you're just like, oh, I know when I go home, like, it's Christmas there. And I was like, wait. That's so true.
Yeah.
Like, I've never felt like, oh, I'm not in the Christmas spirit. It's just like, no. My mom's gonna do it.
My mom
is Christmas. Doing it.
Wow. I do have to say I saw Paige's house that she grew Yes. Up in for the No. I moved there, like, 16. But I saw your house for the first time when we went to Troy.
And I feel like I couldn't I already thought I understood you too much. I couldn't understand you more. Like, when you walked in, like, the esthetic and everything, I'm just like, oh, this is what a bitch gets her taste.
Walked into my bedroom and I said,
used to
be my parents, but I made them treat you. Also, there's
a couch outside your bedroom. She goes, that's the waiting area if people wanna see me.
Can you just come into my room? You have to be invited.
Miranda Priestley. You have
to be an invited guest.
Oh my god. It was it was amazing, and Kim spoiled us with all the food. Did. But I really feel like you can't be really close to someone without seeing the house that the parents live in or that they spent some time in.
No. Oh, my god. No.
Yeah. I feel like there's moments that I've, like, stopped liking a guy when I went to his house Oh. And I saw the vibes.
I feel like every boyfriend I've ever had, I'm like, oh, gotta go.
Yeah. Like, you're you're making up. Like, you just see the tip of the iceberg. When you go to his parents' house, you see the iceberg and what they built.
Well, because so many people, it's such like a mixed you know? And it's like, oh, when you marry someone, you marry their family, but then other people are like, don't go by the family. Like, you're marrying the person.
Yeah.
I very much, I feel like, go by the family.
Yeah.
And I've even stayed with boyfriends too long because I'm like, oh, but
I love his mom.
Yeah. Like, I'm obsessed.
No. I know. But I've seen something like a dad has done before and been, like, that's literally gonna be him.
No. Truly.
And that's a no to me. Also, like, sometimes, you know, those guys who just, like, tell their mom to shut up and, like, roll their eyes, and you, like, never saw that side of him before. And you're like, oh, because you wanna fuck me.
Yeah. There was only 1 relationship I ever had, and I saw the dad and the way he talked to the mom and, like, how the mom, like, reacted. And I remember sitting there and just being like
Oh.
I will never be in this family, and I have to break up with your son literally tomorrow because that just terrified me.
Yeah. I think the a lot of gigglers probably have dated guys whose moms are, like, outgoing fun Yeah. Funny, strong women because that's most if I see the mom and the mom is similar to you, I feel like it's a really good sign. Yeah. Because it's like, he respects her.
He respects you. You guys are similar. Yeah. I think that's, like, a good green flag to look for. Okay.
Not to
be too positive on giggly squad. Oh, Jag. This is from a couple weeks ago, but I thought it was important to bring up because you're the esthetic queen. Mhmm. Jaguar or as they say in Europe, jaguar.
Is that how they say it?
Jaguar Jaguar, changed their logo. And, like, I don't think anyone's ever been passionate about a Jaguar logo before. The Internet is up in arms. They're so mad about it.
They're really upset about it. I don't care. Well, they made it very, like, Gen Z. They made it look like it's literally like a fizzy drink brand.
Oh my god. Yeah.
It looks like it, like, will get you fucked up
if you bring it back as, like, a 6 pack of 4 locals. Yeah. It's a 4 logo car.
Does not give luxury
Mhmm.
Whatsoever, and Jaguar is, like, a luxury car. But I feel like Jaguar is not that big in America as it
is now. And I think they're trying to go really make it be, like, more, electronic vehicles, like EVs, and maybe they're trying to look more, like, for the future. But, also, like, we don't care, and I'm sorry I brought it up. It's okay. Because, like, no 1 cares.
No. But I think it is an interesting topic with, like, how many brands are changing their logos to be, like, more plain. Yeah. And it's, like,
I like a good logo. My final thought Yeah. Is, there was a meme that said, why is there nothing funnier than your friend saying a word wrong? And I realized that's our entire podcast. It's just me and you trying to put words together and not doing it and then calling it a day.
I feel like 1 of my earliest memories of you is this real, or is this you or someone else? I'm gonna say
it, but I'm pretty sure
it's you. I feel like were we ever walking down the street 1 day and you tried to say the word espadrille, but you said the word Esmeralda? Was that you? I feel like
it was. And it was, like, the
funniest thing that's ever happened to me in my life. And I was like, what'd you just say? And you're like, the she's wearing as Esmeraldos. I think you're trying to say espadrille.
And that is giggly squad. The 1 0, shout out to Burnerphone. If you guys aren't listening to Burnerphone, you should. It's basically giggly squad, but if Des corrected me
when I said it wrong. Des and I had knowledge. It's giggly squad, but the second cohost is knowledgeable.
Yeah. If you enjoy giggly squad, I highly recommend you listen to burner phone. We have also an exciting announcement.
Mhmm.
Tour 2024 is done, but we're not done bitches. We're not done. We are announcing the new show's added presale goes up on Wednesday, December 11th at 10 AM with the code Gigley. Nashville, Tennessee, and you thought we were gonna forget about you. New Orleans.
Saint Augustine, Florida where we don't know where that is, but it's gonna be good weather. And Hollywood, Florida.
Tacoma, Washington. Portland, Oregon. My virginity in Hollywood, Florida. Keep going.
Portland, Oregon for some granola. Vegas, because how could we not? And then ending with our Mormon sisters in Salt Lake City.
So excited to go to Salt Lake City.
I know. I'm so excited. It's actually, like, lit. Like, everyone's just fucked up on Maybe we'll stay
out there and, like, do a little ski vacay. We won't ski, but we'll go
Okay. I'll do that if I'm not skiing. I retired. I've announced my retirement even though the Olympics keep
I really just wanna get put the outfit on, get a picture and go.
No. It's literally perfect. Also, I released some we write a Don merch. Check it out right now. Hannahbern.com and go watch page on Amazon every week forever.
For the
rest of her life.
For the rest of her life. We love you guys so much. Thanks for getting with us. Talk to you later. Bye.
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