Transcript of The Grinch likes Thick Latinas

My first night in the big city. I'm a lion on the prole. Looking for a sweet woman to take me to bed, kiss me at night. I love it. What's your ideal type? I love a thick Latina. Something to hold on to, you know? Howdy, boys. A couple of lads looking my way. I'll tussle. I'll throw it down. I'll get my fist out. I'll do it all. Good to see you. You guys married? You should be. They are. Lovely couple. I hope their kid doesn't come out right. Whatever. We're living. Here comes some kids. They always want some pictures. I'm going to push them down. Don't push them down. I'm going to push them down. They're still looking at me. The thing is, kids can look at you. You can't look at them for an extended period of time. My uncle did that. He's on a list now. That part is a little true. I think I'm going to get in a fight, a poor fight tonight. Get these fist moving. It doesn't sound too good. I'm going to punch someone in the eye so they can't see again. Come on. Oh, here we go.

Oh, I bet you all love Christmas. Bunch of losers, huh? Who do you? Who do you? I hope your alcohol is overpriced..