Transcript of Zach's Top 5 Dating Show Moments of 2024!

You like country music? Yeah.

You like country music?

I want you to spit in my mouth and call me Keith Urban. You're from Texas, the South? Are you racist?

Yeah. No.

I'm from Texas. Say you're sorry right now. Oh my gosh.

Yes, I'm from Texas, from the South. I wasn't finished answering, No, I'm not racist.

You do know you have to try to make her fall in love with you, right? Yeah.

What's going on? How am I I mean, after the few last remarks, a few points lost.

Okay, I want to make sure my girl isn't homophobic and isn't racist. That's pretty good remarks. Yeah.

Actually, I agree. We're going to have the guys see how they DM Reagan.

Zack. Wow, this guy is so sweet. I can't even say the message because I think it made my heart flutter so much. I think I love Zack. You fucking-He said, I literally have a gun. If you don't He said, If you don't want to go to God's meet and greet, do this. Honestly, that was funny, though. You have to. I mean, yeah. Tell me the truth about the hate crimes.

If you were to present me with a pickup line to tickle my fancy, what might that be?

I would say My dad abandoned me. I guess you could say I got some holes that need to be filled.

That was good. I like that. When my dad abandoned me, I just never learned how to throw a baseball. Moving on. Contestant number Rich.

I'm not much of a pickup line, girl, but if I had to come up to you, I would probably say something like, Are you going on a trip after this? Because you sure are packing.

That'd be a lie. I don't want to be a liar. Do we move on to Sparkle Shoe thing?

Wait, what about my pickup line? Oh, sorry. You hate me already?

Yes. Okay, what's his pickup line? I apologize.

Darth Vader's lightsaber is red. Anakein's is blue. If I was the force, I'd surely be with you. That's good. I hope you're a Star Wars fan.

At the same time, you guys should say your favorite Star Wars Start. Just see if it holds up. I'd love to. Ready? 3, 2, 1. Anakein. That's Star Trek. That's Star Trek. That's crazy.

If we had a fight, how would you make it up to me? Contestant number one.

Hey, how are you? I missed you. I would guess I'll slide you into you thinking you're the problem, and then I would abuse you emotionally till you get to a point where you only get satisfaction from me and if I tell you you look good or anything like that. Then I would start slightly treating you better so you think I'm changing. Then it would be this off and on until you're almost hooked for life. I'm almost like a drug to you where even when you're not around me and we break up, you're yearning for me like nicotine. If that doesn't work, I'd go to a movie. If I was to go to a movie, okay.

All right, who are you most attracted to?

The first one, the black jacket.

You said the first one in the black jacket, or did you say the guy behind him?