Transcript of Do Men Know ANYTHING About Women? - Dropouts #237

This show is sponsored by Huel. H-u-e-l. Get 50% off plus a free gift at huel. Com/dropouts. Okay, you're going to ask us questions that girls only know the answers to to see if we know the answers. Yeah.

I'm ready for this. I know all of it. I do know all of these.

What's a money piece?

A money piece has to do with makeup.

No. What is a toner?

It's a musical boner. That was that your word?

How many days is an average day? How many days is an average period?

28 days.

You don't believe that. What's a weft?

That's a slur. If I was to say, what up my weft?

Wouldn't make sense.

What if I use an R there?

No. Oh, my God.

No biggie. Somebody cooked here.

Basically what I said, but I...

Somebody cooked here.

Next word.

You That's not what you said at all. Who comes up with these words?

Bad marketing department.

Yeah, she's wrong. She's lying. What the hell? Honestly, I see Alyssa today. I have three things in my life that I care about. We got grandpa. We've got myself, obviously. Okay. I've got this pen. You see this Outback Steakhouse pen? This is a memory for me. This is where I used to work. This is where I used to frequent. This is what got me here today. It allowed me to save up enough cash from working at this restaurant as a server to come out to LA. This serves as a memento for me in my mind of how far everything has come. This means more to me than you ever will. What did I see you doing with it? Was it in your hand and you were just scribbling nonsense with this. And I come up to you because I know you haven't been an outback. I know you've never served an outback. You've never served our country either because you hate our troops. I love our troops.

You didn't serve for the country.

I didn't serve for the country, but I'm on USAA because my father was in the military, so I automatically-C'est ma valor. I'm Valer adjacent. She's never seen Valer a day in her life. Don't touch this.

You have 10 of them in your room.

It doesn't matter. They all mean... Okay, if you had 10 children and I just started using their blood to write stupid doodle's. You'd be mad, right? That's how this feels. I think the pen is a little different.

I don't know how she might be cool with it.

With the blood thing?

I would be cool with blood scripting.

From your children?

I'm sick of it.

Might be some Italian tradition that we don't know about.

You're just in my office rummaging. You're just like, I'm going to throw some hands around.

That was the craziest part.

I was there in your office while you were also there.

I was not in your office. I was using your printer. Okay, you can use my printer, But technically, it's my printer.

I just want to throw that out there. Well, technically, my printer is at the office.

Technically, I don't have a printer.

Either way, I'm in my office in my room. I wasn't there when you sold this pen because I would have gasped immediately. I would have thought it was a sick joke that your grummy little hands were touching your sweaty little palms were touching my... And honestly, with your sweaty palms, this script, this red writing, and you also wear nails, it comes off very easily. So if you would have done your little rat-like maneuvers over it. I could have lost... It could have been just back.

You know what she did?

You want me to have a pen that just says back? People are like, Where'd you use to work? I'm like, I'll show this. Oh, what's back? And then I have to go into this long-winded thing. And I have to save my voice because this is my job.

I have never seen you use that pen a day in your life.

He doesn't use it. It's a memento.

So you have 10 mementos just sitting in a pencil case we don't use.

Each one of them has a specific memory.

You don't use your The pinkrease.

She got it from you because she did probably steal it when you were right there, but she lifted her arm.

Oh, the smell knocked you back.

You got this convobulated, and then she grabbed it with the other hand. So she arm-picked this hand, panned with the other hand, and then she teared.

She teared gasued. Yeah, obviously, you guys know her as Alyssa, but I know her as maybe the smelliest human I've ever met in my entire life.

Definitely the smelliest thief.

This bitch. She permeates. I don't know if you guys have ever heard the word. It was my word of the day back in fifth Grade 1 time, but permeates. So essentially, her stench, it can seep through the walls. It's similar to an Xmen power.

Might even deep through the screen if you're not careful enough.

And Jared, let's pray to any God that you believe in out there. If you're in India, you got a lot of prayers to send out. But essentially, what I'm trying to say is, let's hope this sense doesn't get to you.

Please. You've gone so long without this But I've done something for you.

Alyssa.

What did you do for me?

I actually reached out to a scent brand. I thought it would be a really funny way to interject. I was like, would you guys pay us to make somebody who smells bad smell good? And they're like, Sure. They're like, Hell, yeah. They knew no context. But I kept on referring to you only as my stinky little girl. In the email, I said, I want to coat my stinky little girl so she can go on dates, finally. And I think I was speaking to a Gen Z intern because they got it. But when I moved up the chain, I used a lot less of the stinky- More professional. Yeah, because they had no idea, and they honestly didn't follow up on one of my emails. I had the extra follow up because of the use of that.

You had to double email.

It smells wonderful. But I can taste it. It does smell nice though, right?

It does smell really good. It's pretty pungent at the moment.

Can you not be negative? If you do 20 sprays, it's going to be pungent I have to be negative, dude.

The dog's lost. I said some stuff to a lot of people. I wrote a lot of checks that I can't cash.

Specifically, the Catholics.

You said a lot of bad thing about Catholics today.

Anyway, open for apologies.

I'm not sorry. I used a pen that was in your pencil case to use.

What's the most important object to you in your life? Besides yourself. I don't know.

Objects aren't that important to me.

So not the Holy Bible? No.

Or the Holy Quran.

Did you say Holy Crayon?

No, not Crayon. Cross? Quran.

Oh, Quran.

Quran, yeah. Just the way you said it, you're like, Crayon.

You said it fast. You know what we should do? We should make a spinoff movie. What's his name in the Purple Cran?

I don't know. Now I'm confused. What did you just say that?

Hold on. I said, wait, you know what I'm talking about? The actual actor? No, there's a movie. Somebody in the Purple Look it up. And the Purple Cran.

Oh, I know. C-r-harold? Harold.

Harold and the Purple Cran. Have you seen the movie?

Is that the guy that draws stuff in that comes alive?

Jared, is the poster on the screen? Probably. Okay, good. So people know what I'm talking about. Okay, we do a religious movie.

You are saying Crayon.

We have been over this a million times. People with developed brains say Crayon. It's just a thing that happens.

You're saying Crayon, like cranberry juice.

Yes, that is a thing.

Crayon?

Most people on the West Coast say Crayon.

Did you say Crayon? Crayon.

Like Crayon.

Crayola Crayons.

That's how you said it?

Crayons.

I say Crayons, too.

Crayons? Everybody says Crayons.

Nobody I know says Crayons, and that's good. That means I'm hanging out with the right people.

You hanging out with me a lot.

I didn't know you said it. Do you pronounce it like crayon?

Just like, yes. You said it. You pronounced it. You said every word just then. You said all the syllabus. Good job.

I'm not taking advice from someone who says milk. Wait, you say milk?

What do you say? I say milk.

He says theater.

Yeah, you say some- Theater.

Theater, I find endearing. Thank you.

You said frost the other day.

I did say that was just a fuck up.

No, you've been doing that your whole life. Okay, we're getting so off.

Okay, The Harold and the Purple Quran.

Yes, it's a religious movie. Then we show at local churches or mosques.

Yeah, I'm in. We'll get the mosque money. We'll pass around the-No, but we're not doing it.

Okay, well, you can't say, I'm about to go get that mosque money. Why not? This is an idea we need to license. I'll license. This can't be made by two white guys who grew up in the Bible Belt. It just won't work.

I'll change. Okay, then we're good. Send me on the first class ticket over there.

Where's over there? Hold on. Here we go. Where's over there?

Several places. Several Bible options, I think. Wait, can I ask a question really fast?

About the Quran, a Quran.

It's actually about your bedroom. Well, I ask specifically your office. Does your office lock from the outside? Yes. Shouldn't have told me that. Okay, continue. I'm going to lock him in there one day. I keep seeing a key on it. I'm like, does there not a switch on the inside?

Why does it do-There is a switch on the inside.

Never mind. Plans thwarted. Wait, it locks from The keys in the outside.

Keyes on the outside.

Yeah. So it's like any other- Any other door.

Yeah. Hold on. Have you seen doors?

Yeah, but- You've used them?

I've used. You're more of a sliding glass type of guy. Yes.

No, I have used doors, but sometimes there are doors. That's just a door knob.

Most doors have door knobs.

That's just a door knob with just a lock. No master lock. If you lock this thing, sometimes there are some that require keys on both sides.

What the hell are you talking? I don't know if you've ever seen one.

This is a residential property, not a maximum security prison.

Okay, so you're pitching me. I don't know what you're pitching me.

I was going to goof, but goof and gone wrong. Made myself look like an idiot.

Yeah, that'll happen. What were you going to... You were going to lock me in there if it wasn't a very normal door. If it was a very... So you got to call a locksmith now to change the door around.

I'll build. Here's what I will do. I'll put a big safe into your office.Thank you.Put all your stuff in your office into the big safe. You open your door to the office, and it looks like your office, but it might look a little smaller to you. You think, That's a little bit weird. Let me go in here and just see what's off because it looks a little bit smaller. It's the safe.

You go in, I'm in the safe? Yeah. Wait, I have a couple of questions.

That was me spinning the lock.

You said a small safe.

No, I mean a big room-size safe.

That's not a small But thin, thin, thin, thin, thin.

Oh, okay.

But all of my stuff's in the safe.

Yeah, I'm going to move all your stuff out of the office. Implant the safe. Put all your stuff back in instead of like your office looks currently.

The office is very small. It's a very small office. Perfect for a safe. No, But not perfect enough because it's going to be big enough for it to trick me for a second to be like, Is this my office? Exactly. Wait, wait. But what I'm really worried about, my mom's calling me, is the door hinge.

The door hinge is inward, right?

No, for a safe?

No, for the office door, it hinges inward.

The office door hinges inward.

Yeah, I've already got that figured out.

Okay, and I would love to hear it. Perfect.

Thank you for asking. It's actually... It is a safe. Well, I said safe. What I meant was more of a storage unit. I'm going to pull all your stuff out. I'm going to construct a metal storage unit. Metal, metal, metal all around the walls. I'm going to paint them. It's going to look just like your office. You're going to go in. Yes, you're going to open the door. Perfect. That works.

This is my office?

Yes.

I'll say it.

Then there's actually going to be a rolling door. It'll open. I'll close it, press a button.

How are you going to get out?

I'm outside. I have a clicker.

Remember, he had a button on a remote.It's a remote.

It's a button remote.

It's like a garage door.

Could I pitch something? Don't trick me. You take all of my Outback steakhouse pens from my office. You go to a storage unit and you say, Zack, I want to get into storage wars. Remember the show? I I'm going to revamp it for the Internet. Storage Wars. Remember the show? I want to revamp it for the internet. Storage Wars Digital. That's what you're going to call it. I'm over there with you. They lift it up. I see all my pens inside that I've been missing, I've been distraught over. I gallivan in. I want to go grab all my pens, one for each finger. And while I'm in there, It's a lot less building. You shut the shed that's already there, and you keep me in there.

You're going to be confused, though, because all the pens are just going to say back on them.

Well, then I won't go in because I know they're not my pens.

Well, you know they could have been, but you'll see Alyssa will already be in there.

Then I don't know they're my pets. Don't want to trap me in there with her. She stinks until now. Thank you, sent person. Okay.

Fit in one more plug.

Okay. That all makes sense to me.

All right, everyone, go see.

Harold in the Purple of Quran.

Everyone got to tune in to Hamas and the Purple. Wait, no, no. I don't know.

Don't say, I don't know. That's a hard no.

I have a question.

You have a question.

Number one, if Hamas had the power to get the Purple Crayon, they would not do what Harold does. They would have a completely different agenda than Harold.

No, keep going, boys.

This part we're going to have to cut, probably.I.

Said keep it in.Do we think?I.

Didn't say a thing.How much? Here's my question. If Hamas had the Purple Crayon Cran. How much do you think they... Do you think they draw a lot over there? Do you think they have a lot of time to be drawing? They might not. The purple crayon might not do anything for them.

If the crayon comes to life, they're drawing.

Yeah, if they had a magical cran, I'm sure they'd find the time to draw.

Does Hamash support... Does Hamash read the Quran? Am I right with that, at least?

The label of the crayon? It's purple. They don't need to read it.

I also think it's pronounced Quran.

I know.

Okay, hard This is something that I've noticed of you quite a lot in your life. You like to grab the bottom of your of your shoe where it's been all over the streets. It's been among... No, don't do that.

Don't.

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What do you think? I'm always having to check them for poop. That's what I'm doing there. With your bare hands? I was wearing my lovely New Balance 550s out in the yard.

Not a plug.

How long ago?

Yesterday. I get upstairs, and I go to kick them off, and I look and where the end is, dog shit.

Wait, on the side or on the bottom?

On the side.

On the side.

I grazed a pile of poop, I think.

No, you didn't do it-I'll grab them.

They're up there. I didn't clean them yet.

Why didn't you clean them yet? To sideswip. A lot of stuff happening. To sideswippup feces. I'm very interested in the logistics of that.

I know exactly what I was doing. I was outside enjoying marijuana, and I was looking up at the stars looking for a UFO.

No, all of that makes sense to me. How did the poop get on the side of your-Just on the end, really.

It just got a... Discolored it. I mean, it's still there. It's like a little platch of poop.

We know where it is on the shoe.

Did you roll your ankle by chance?

Walking normal like that.

The poop has to be You know I'm a drager.

I drag my feet.

You do drag, but that still doesn't explain how it got on the side.

Okay, I'll do it for you in layman's terms.

Okay, here we go.

You know how there was the Titanic? There was that big iceberg.

Hold on, no clue what that is. What is that?

Okay. It was a boat. Okay. Had a bunch of rich people on it, and then some poor people working for the rich people.

As a society.

And then there was this guy named Jack. Jack worked in the basement. There was this girl named Rose. She got painted nude a bunch. Lived up top with all the rich people.

The poople. The poople.

The ship crashed. Everyone died. Well, not everyone. And then just to-This is a true story. Yeah.

And then for the whole history-So Jack and Rose are real people. For sure.

Rose has an autobiography. She has a documentary out there about herself.

Directed by James Cameron.

And called the Titanic. People don't know this, though. And they actually Well, people do know this catching you up. Some idiots a few months ago wanted to go back down to the crash site. They died. There were some children on board. They weren't idiots. The drivers of the ships were idiots. Negligence. The people on the ship, they were probably, I'm sure they were sure that they were safe.

This collateral of idiocracy. Yeah.

But so the boat, iceberg, went like this, and they said, We got to steer, and they didn't steer fast enough, and they ship crashed. Okay. My shoe was the boat.

The poop was in water.

The poop was the iceberg.

Okay, but here's the thing. Icebergs. Big.

Poop big. You saw that poop that was all there yesterday? It was the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen in my life.

But it wasn't a mini mountain. It really was.

I'm not kidding. When I do this, that was the size of the poop.

I don't know why the dog... We got Hanson back from the trainers. He can't stop poop in the most poop we've ever seen.

I took him on a walk today. He put A lot of poop. A lot of poop.

It's a lot, right?

It's muddy. And it's muddy.

What are the words?

The word solid. Yeah.thank you.

You sprayed a lot of perfume.

The thing I love about you.

Well, careful not to step in any poop.

The thing I love about you, you always know the word. That was good.

Thank you.

Something I do want to say. They're picking up my food. Sorry. Apple Watch, new technology. That's big business stuff, dude. Uber Eats. Have you heard of the side swip story? This has led me down the path of Jared sideswipping a Mercedes.

No.

Jared?

That was a long time ago. I always forget about that.

We used to have someone on this podcast named Indiana, and she had a Mercedes, I'd say $70,000 Matt Rye finish. Jared was driving it one day.

I thought you said Matt Rye finish. But sorry, go ahead.

I was backing out of a spot, and I was really close to the car next to me. Then I was so more concerned about hitting that car that I forgot about the giant yellow cinder block pole that was on the left side. I just backed out and just...

In the Mercedes?

In the Mercedes.

He called me in a panic saying, Zack, someone just sideswip me. I don't know what happened.

Then I got scared because I definitely could not afford to repair a Mercedes at that point. I thought if I told them somebody sideswiped them, they wouldn't be mad.

Then they wanted footage.

Then her mom was like, We got to file a police report. I was like, Okay, I'm not I went to jail for this.

Guys, I did this.

What happened? Did you end up paying or what?

No. Out of the kindness of their hearts, they did take care of all the damages. They ate the bill? Yeah.

I did this exact same thing one time in my truck at a Zaxby's. I was hung over as fuck.

For our West Coast people, this is similar to a Canes. Yeah.

I was hung over, and I was like, Yeah, just give me all the food. Then I went to drive, and I tried to back up. Got myself more stuck.

Fucked it up. Who did you blame?

I blamed myself. I drove back home.

That's what a man does.

Yeah, I just I blame myself. I said, I did this, and then I eat Zaxby's.Not.

A bad day.So not that bad.

Not the worst hangover ever.

Okay, Alyssa, you've prepared something for us because I see papers right here. What is the game?

The game, I'm going to call it conversational word sneak. Okay. So what you guys What you guys are going to do is have a conversation, and within the conversation, you guys are going to sneak said words that I have written for you into the conversation.

I think we should just do one word at a time per conversation.

Okay. Are you all trying to guess what the word is?

Let me get this straight. You're going to set up a scenario like, Zack, you're a girl, Skyler, you're a guy, and you're trying to approach me at the bar. Then if I have a word, I sneak it in somewhere, and then you tell us when the conversation is over, and then the other person who's trying to guess the word, guesses which word in the conversation was said, like which obscure word.

But also, keep in mind, some of the words-You can't think of a scenario.

She just used ChatGPT.

Need to come up with a scenario.

This gives me scenarios to use as a prompt for conversation.

I thought it would be... I thought they'd give me a better one than I can think of.

No, let's do this exact one. This really long one.

Let's do it.

You're at a coffee shop when you overhear a conversation about a new technology that could change the way people live. People are divided on whether it's a breakthrough or disaster waiting to happen. How would you join the conversation?

Go ahead. The word that you have to use, it can't just be like if it's cats, you can't just be like, oh, yeah, and also love cats. You have to try to incorporate it.

I don't like cats anyway, so we're good.

So give the prompt, say, okay, you're at a dinner and you were consoling your friend after you just got over a breakup.

Okay. Am I consoling him? Sure.

I'm trying to use my word.

I'm trying to use my word.

Are we all trying to use our words?

No, Jared, you're more just in this one.

Or is this a score situation?

You can also try to guess which word it is. Can it be a word or phrase or multiple words or just one word?

You could use the word however you want.

I'm asking, is it a word? Oh, wait, what? Is it sometimes more than one word?

Sometimes.

So I'm just asking if I'm trying to guess, am I looking for just one word or could it be like- Typically, it's one word, but But there might be more than one word.

I'm hearing that. Jesus Christ. This is horrible. Okay, wait. Hold on. Are we keeping score?

No, but the one word makes sense. Okay, you know what I'm saying?

I see my words. I know them already. They're locked in my memory. Okay.

You don't need all the words. You just need one I got my word.

I got my word.

And you're going to tell us when to stop, just when to stop.

And we're both trying to use our word. Yes. Okay.

We're both trying to use the word, and I'm trying to figure out what his word, and he's trying to figure out my word. Yes. Okay, I'm ready.

Okay. What is this?

What's the scenario? I'm consoling you. You're going through a breakup.

You're at a dinner.

Why am I at a dinner?

I don't know. You guys went out to dinner.

I imagined in my head, I was a girl just now.

I went to do a voice. You don't have to be a girl. Guys can get broken up.

You can just be yourself. I'm familiar with it.

Hey, man, sorry, I'm late. I really wanted to be here. I rust right from work. What's going on?

It's okay. I'm But thanks for, I guess, getting here. I don't know. Of course.

Yeah, I rushed out where I was here. Use the HOV lane.

I hope you don't get a ticket.

I hope you don't get a ticket either. That would suck if I got a ticket, obviously. It would suck. But I raced here because I'm such a good friend for you.

Yeah, thank you.

We've got to bond you and I.Thank you.That's why I'm here for you. Every word sounds suspicious.

Me and my girl broke up. She broke up with me.

No. I consider your guys's relationship the eighth wonder of the world.

No, dude. She got fed up with all my animals.

No. It's not your animals.

I'm not pets, dude. You said too many pets in the house.

They were going everywhere. I did tell you about the pets. You got to build a pen around those pets.

I mean, you can't have a porcupine as a pet.

You cannot have just a... If you're going to have porcupines, you got to at least build the great wall of China around these porcupines.

And Pete, the porcupine, had no wall. He was free realm. That was the prickliest one of them all, let's I would say that.

Well, I would say that those prickles caused a little prickles in the relationship.

Yeah. And then fucking Henry the hedgehog just went. One time we were... I don't know why this is...

So there were hedgehogs hanging out with- Porcupine, hedgehogs, cats, dogs.

It's hard I have a follow here.

You said just porcupines.

I said animals.

And then you said... Okay.

Animals, plural. Porcupine, one. I have two porcupines. I have eight animals.

Why do you have such spiky animals? Sorry, I'm the waiter.

What the fuck is this guy? Hey, man. We need a second. We're still looking at the menu. Okay, yeah, I'll be back. Okay, so you have so many animals. She didn't like that?

No, too much feces, she said. And the fuck, I don't know. How do I get out of it? Do you have any advice to how to get over this?

End the conversation. End scene.

What do you think my word is?

It has to do with the driving, I think. I don't know. You said HOV. You said rust. I said ticket, and then you kept saying ticket. And I don't know if ticket was the I'm going to say ticket might have been the word.

What do you think the word was?

Hov lane stuck out to me. But then, yeah, you did keep-I'm going to go-I win if I get it.

They win if they get it.

I'm going to stick with What was your favorite movie, Lane?

It was the Great Wall of China.

Late in the conversation?

Yeah. What was mine? Yours really feels like porcupine because you really emphasized it, but I think it's going to be something else.

See, I think he emphasized Porcupine to throw us off from hedgehog.

But it was like Henry the Hedgehog or something. That was where my mind was going, was it was the Henry the Hedgehog, but probably just hedgehog.

I'm thinking hedgehog, too.

What was Porcupon.

Fuck. It was hedgehog. Let's go. Good job.

Nailed that one.

Two points for me, one point for Jared.

Zero points for the ugly man. Okay, so now I guess you two want to do one this Yeah, we'll do one. And then me and Jared will do one?

Yeah, so I'll grab my second word.

Okay, how about you two-Scalier can give the scenario if he wants.

Okay.

I'm nervous. Jared.

You haven't even looked at your-No, I know my word.

Jared, you are a doctor, and you are delivering bad news to Zack.

Hey, Doc. It's pretty good. Thanks, obviously, for doing my routine checkup. I know nothing's going wrong because I'm so young, but I really appreciate you taking the time. I got to head out. Thanks again, man. Well, actually, before you head out, there is-Oh, yeah. Any paperwork or anything? I think I put my insurance.

Well, yeah, we might have a lot of paperwork to go through. God, I don't know how to bring this up to you.

Did I sign my name wrong? I've been signed in different names recently as a goof. Well, that's illegal. I did George Washington. I did Thomas Jefferson. I did John Quincy Adams. I did John Adams. I did Barack Obama. I did Donald Trump. Okay, so all President.

That's cool.

He's a bitch.

Go Then.

Oh, fuck. Sorry.

Can I get you guys start with anything to drink?

Oh, no, we don't need any waiters in this scene, actually. When we come back to the other scene, we'll be ready to order. Fuck, I'm sorry.

I know it was a routine checkup, but we did find an abnormality in your system. Enlarged penis.

I don't think he knows that word.

That could be a clue. Go ahead.

It's not good.

Okay. What's going on? Tumor?

Yeah, there's a tumor.

Benign, I assume?

Well, we're going to have to do a biopsy for that. But it is near your lower intestine. That's fine. It doesn't seem like... It looks like a tumor on the scans, but upon further inspection-What does it look like?

Upon further inspection, what does it look like?

It seems a little nonbiological.

Nonbiological?

Did you, by chance, happen to shove anything up your rectum?

I've shoved a couple of things up my rectum. Okay. Usually, every day, I'll shove something up there.

And like what?

Toilet paper, exclusively.

Do you keep it in there?

I don't, unless it just, so Okay.

It stays behind, but I don't notice. But is there anything that you would have shoved up in there that you keep because it is- Zero %. Well, there is like... It's about this big. Yeah. It's too big to be a biological tumorSleeper.

Okay. Well, then something snuck in me. I didn't know.

I'm heavy sleeper. What do you mean something snuck in you?

Can I end the scene or you're still trying to get the word out?

Fuck. Why did you have to ask that? I was going, what did a gerble stick up your asshole or whatever?

I'm sorry. Don't get mad. I thought it was going a while.

I thought that it was-I was waiting for him to say the word.Oh.

You know the words.I know the words. Fuck, I'm sorry.

That's why she had to stop it.

I thought I apologize. But I will say in my defense, I knew the word was coming. You I hadn't said the word yet.

It was taking him a while to get to the word.

Well, you were trying to... I knew you were trying to get to it, but you were trying to figure out a way of saying it without saying it. Yeah.

Okay, well, can we guess Jared's word?

Well, you didn't say it, but gerble.

I said it at the end. Can you guess Zack's word?

Look how defeated he is right now.

I hate these games. Zacks is harder. Zacks is a... I think it's a... Unless he threw all this presents in, just to fuck with me.

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I got to get gerble in this thing.

Fuck, I'm going to guess.

I hate being bad at stuff.

I'm going to guess.

Your life's going to be rough.

Thomas Jefferson?

What was it? It was John Adams. Fuck.

How about for this one, you guys just all are in a conversation. You use your two words and you just keep-I like this.

Well, let's just use one. We only have one word left.

Okay.

Well, I have two words left.

Do you have two words left. Oh, yeah, my bad.

I know what a good scenario is. Okay, go ahead. I was thinking like a T-ball game. Okay. And one's a parent, one's a ref, and one's a kid. And the parent and the ref are about to get into a fight, and the kid is all- Can I be the kid, please? Yeah, you can be the kid. Okay. You want to be the ref or that?

I'll be the ref. Okay.

God damn it, Ricky, what the fuck? You can't call him out on that.

What do you mean? He was clearly out.

Tommy, come here. Are you okay?

Well, whenever I was going to swing at the teeball, Well, I saw the umpire kick the stand.

You kicked the fucking stand?

I didn't kick the fucking stand. What are you talking about?

You did kick the stand because you don't like that I'm white. Whoa.

Hold on. Hold the fuck on. Okay.

I thought we were brothers.

Hey, what are you talking? No, no, no. This is my son. This is not a race thing, okay?

He was your god's son.

You did this on my birthday, too. My one bad day. I don't care that you're white. It's also Christmas. My birthday It all ends on Christmas. This is Christmas Day, and it's also my birthday.

Happy birthday, Timmy.

I forgot to get you fucking-Thank you for saying happy birthday, dad. I wish the empire would say happy birthday to me.

You're the best toddler I have.

Happy birthday, but this is not a race thing.

It is a race thing.

It's not a race thing.

You're fucking holding it against all these young whipper snappers, and they're fucking struggling, boy.

Dude, I- They're trying their damn best.

I love these fucking tots.

These little good boys. Were you white or did you say you weren't white in the story? I didn't mention my race.

You're the only one that's bringing up race here.

No, you did. Tommy, you know you brought it up.

You point at my son like that. Why is he- Why is he- Why is he showing? We write in school that primates show their teeth when they want to be aggressive, and I feel like he's trying to be aggressive towards us, dad. He's going to punch, I think.

Yeah, I'll show you fucking aggressive.

Grab your bat, Timmy. Hit him in the fucking kneecap. Go for him.

Dad, can I be completely honest about the whole bat situation?

I'll crush you like a fucking...

You forgot his word?

It It just sounds so disingenuous whenever I try to say it. You guys are going to call it out.

Yeah, you're doing this a lot of clue markers, brother.

When you look down...

Well, I tried to say it like- Have you put in your word yet? Yeah.

How? I have also put in mine. He goes, How?

I'm just waiting for you to say it to- Whatever. End the fucking game.

Wait, just finish. Wait, just say it. Just say your word.

Just add it to the Just bring it up.

Tommy, you look like a nut cracker, and your dad looks like a fucking polly pocket.

God damn. You play the Banjo and call it Christmas. Let's get out of here.

You had such an opportunity when we brought up Christmas.

I know, but every time I tried to talk, you guys, you kept being like, You're the up-power.

This is- You're the- Take control of the situation. This is an argument. You're the referee.

Call order in the court. You let Timmy, the seven-year-old, talk you down. Say, Shut the fuck up, Timmy. You little nut cracker You're looking motherfucker.

I don't care that it's Christmas.

You're going to crack these nuts in your mouth, bitch.

See, but that just... If I tried to say that immediately, you guys would have been like, What is that? That's his word.

No, because I brought up Christmas, so it's like nut cracker would have made sense. Was your word primate? I'm not going I'm not going to say yet. What do you think the word was?

I don't know. I didn't hear half the conversation.

Mine was happy birthday. So you brought it up and I was like, oh, he's great. He trained.

What's mine? Do you know?

I'm trying to remember also what you said.

You probably should get it. I threw it in there. I actually threw both of my words in there.

I really don't even remember.

Whipper snapper.

Yeah, I don't remember you saying that.

And then Banjo was my last word.

And you said that right after. Wow, you snuck that in right at the end.

Oh, I knew at the end. I thought that was your word. I thought you were saying it again.

No, I just looked at it to see what the other word was.Okay.I just threw it in there. My favorite part was when Jared was talking, he was like, You look like a...

No, I didn't look at it.

I'll tell you what you looked like.

I memorized all of I said my words beforehand. I didn't have to look down. But you did look down. I looked down at my... I had my little stress ball.

You could see how that would be funny. You could see how we would perceive it as you were trying to figure out what your word was. Well, yeah.

No, because then I...

Because you hadn't said the word.

I just gave up. I I fucking... I'm bad.

What's the other game that you viscerally hate? You're like, I'm not doing that. I think it's taboo anyway. I think it's just taboo in general.

Yeah, taboo in general. I fucking hate taboo with a pat.

Oh, no, you also hate werewolf.

Yeah, because that involves lying, and I'm a bad liar. This also feels like lying to me.

We were playing Secret Hitler, which is like werewolf at Christmas at Courtney's house, and there was a bunch of people there. I was one of the fascists, so I was trying to help Hitler to win the game. We were against the Liberals. Cut that. I know. I'm trying to say it. It's going to get clipped in a weird way. I just fully started lying to Courtney. I was I'm a fascist, and I pulled her to the side, and I was like, Courtney, listen, no bullshit. I'm a fascist. I am a fascist. I'll show you my fucking cards. And then I was trying to keep Hitler safe. So I was like, he's a fascist, she's a fascist, he's a fascist, he's Hitler. I was like, I don't know why the fuck they're playing it this way. It's crazy. At the end, she was like- Were you just pointing at all the liberal people? There was two people that were margin calls that could have been… I knew she was believing one of them, and I was like, no, he's a fucking fascist. I'm a fascist. I'm not lying But I don't know why we're trying… Because her sister was on my side, too.

I was like, She's fucking us. She's one, too. I don't know why she's doing this. Then Courtney, after the fact, was like, That felt really real. Just took it outside of the game.

You took it outside of the game.

Trying to get ahead.

Yeah, I don't like lying games.

Well, that's because you're very honorable. You wanted to get into heaven. And you got to do extra good so your parents can get in, too.

No, I don't care about being honorable when it When it comes to the games. I'm just bad at lying. And so I don't like the lying games.

Tell Zack a lie right now.

It could be-We'll work on- You're doing perfect.

You're being like, You look so handsome today.

I'm going to use that. You look so handsome. We're like, No, I heard him say it. You could use your smile as an advantage. Just say something that we know is a lie. We know you're about to lie, and then we'll just work on it.

I robbed a bank yesterday. Okay.

All right. Yesterday, I did rob a bank.

See, but I can see through that because you do this thing whenever you're putting on a bit.

Well, if I did want to be I just feel like, Yeah, I robbed a bank yesterday.

He was so adamant about it. Yeah, I definitely robbed a fucking bank.

I don't care that you don't believe me because actually- He was doing that and fucking he does that.

And he did that in something recently. And here's the thing, when he starts doing that, he knows he's getting close to wrong, and he's just going to yell until he's right.

That was during the after-school special with the, Are you smarter than a fifth man? Yes.

No, I was- It was a dwarf planet. No, I was right during that. I was also right that India is more populous than China.

Where can they find the after-school special?

It's on Patreon. We play games on there. We just played Mario Party, seven-day free trial. We also give away Xboxes and Nintendo Switches every month, and we also do a drunk episode every month because you can't post it on YouTube where we get blackout drunk, and we all just either play All the games, hang out, yell at each other, blurp out, blurp, blur out, blurp, blurp.

Is it? Blerp is cool.

Blerp, bleep, bleep out, slurs. That's where he's going. What did you say? Logs. Oh, yeah.

Laughtq&a's.

Yeah, but anyway, join the Patreon right now before the New Year's sale is over. So love you. Kiss me. No, not you. You're a stinky girl. You're a stinky, disgusting girl.

I didn't do that.

I I can only tell the audio, and that came in my left ear, and I got really mad, which is where you're sitting. You have another game for us? Or is that it?

You just-No, I have another one.

Oh, God. Jared, get ready. Buckle up.

Buckle up, Jared. You might have to talk.

It's not the talking. It's the lying.

Let's prove to these people you're not just all teeth.

It's not lying, but it's not being genuine about your word. I don't actually want to use the word gerble so it feels like a lie.

The whole scenario was a lie.

Also that.

Everything we were saying were lies.

That's why I could never be- You weren't a ref. I could never be an actor.

Also, we still have all the Christmas stuff up.

Yeah. Yeah, we do.

It's only January second.

Don't you dare do that. Be gentle.

Be gentle with it.

Why? It looks so nice.

It's not- It's Quanda time, bitch.

I think it's Quanz, actually. Quanda time.

I also think it's Quanz is over.Quanda time. I think Quanz is over.

I think all of it's gone.

I think it ended at the first.

I was rewatching a drunk episode the other day, and you saying, Bitch, just reminded me of, I forget who you're talking to, but I was cracking up last night when I was sleeping, when I was trying to fall asleep because I was watching it and you were just like...

I think it was during the After School Special when I said, I got to 15, and you were like, I have 14 for you. And then he goes- You can't count, bitch. I got to 15 anyway. We'll keep going.

I have 14 for you.

How do you have 14?

Because you can't count, bitch. All right.

Okay. I just started to cry.

But it was so quick. It was pretty funny, but she laughed way too hard.

Speaking of counting, 10, 9, 8, all the way to New Year. Happy New Year, whatever. You missed a fantastic New Year. You missed it.

I was there for some of it.

Did you have a good time at this party?

The one I went to? Yeah.

Be honest. Did you have a good time?

I had the best time.

He said, be honest. I had the best time. What were the first words that you and Courtney said to me this morning?

That's how you lie, Jared. That was not a good lie. It was not good. I got dapped up by a white guy that was in. He had long hair. He was wearing a skirt situation, and he was like, What up, bro? And dapped me up. Crazy.

Why? In a skirt.

He's a rapper. Oh, okay. I don't want to plug his music because it's not good.

Whenever he raps, he'd go,.

I don't know. It was crazy. It was insane. The whole thing was nuts.We went to her house.Are.

You proud of that one?

No. Okay.

I just realized what you were saying. I liked him. Thank you. No, we went to her house first. She had a bunch of people over there. That was cool.

Can we do Adlibs in the podcast now? Keep going. I want to be your Adlib guy.

Yeah. Went over to her house. People were over there. That was cool. Yeah, add her quip. Then we left and went to a party. Tell him where you went. Some random guys. Actually, his name was Chester. Met him, too, in a leather jacket with some stars on it. Pretty cool.

Where's that spangle banner?

Then we were there for legitimately three minutes, five minutes, 20 minutes, and we left.

Sounds like my sex life. And then where'd you guys go?

No, went back to... Went, got Herb's Burgers, and then went home.

And you tried to get me to go to this party.

This was Robbie's birthday.

This is C-O-O Rob's birthday. We honestly had a really funny, fun time playing Monopoly.

I know, but I do think if I would have been there, it wouldn't have been as fun because me and Zack probably got into an argument.We.

Got an argument.We did.

Yeah, but ours gets loud sometimes.

Ours got very loud. Ours got loud. I did not cheat.

You did. No, I didn't.

You Well, actually, okay, when you all explained it to me, I thought, Fuck Zack, he's a cheater. And then Zack explained it to me. He didn't really cheat. You just weren't paying attention.

How did he-Thank you.

You have to read the chance cards out loud.

Is that a rule?

How else would you know? No, no, no. How else if you get the card where it's like, Pay 50 bucks for every house or whatever.

You have to announce that that has to be done. But here's the thing. I announced what had to be done by doing it. You did not. I did it.

No, you have to say it. You have to read the card.

Listen, my card said, This is what What happened, everybody, for my monopolopilars?

Did they ask to see the card?

I was the banker. I was handling one of Robbie's transactions.

Now, if he asked, you have to present it.

Okay, yes.

He did ask.

I did. No, because Alyssa told Zack to read it.

This is all I'm saying. Can I say something? Also, you say you're the banker. There was nothing to do with banking during the situation.

Robbie was buying houses.

He couldn't have been buying houses because it was my turn.

I was still handling the money for him. He was still counting.

What did I say about accountant? What? Can't do it. What do you mean? If you would have been able to count faster.

Okay, so this is the situation. I know everybody's on their heels, trying to know. They're on their tiptoes and heels. They're flat-footed trying to know about this information. He own Boardwalk.

And Park And I had a monopoly. And there was a house on Boardwalk, too.

Okay, so I received a card, a chance card, where it said, go to Boardwalk. So I read it, I take my piece, I go to Boardwalk. Alyssa's next, you're next right after Alyssa is right after me, and she rolls. And the rule is-If the turn is ended, and you can't collect.

I have to add something in there. Please do. Before Alyssa rolls, she says, read it out loud, and you quickly go, I already did roll, like that, which you did not read it out loud.

I did not say- But I will say, can I just play devil's advocate here as a third party? And I don't really like seeing Zack Wendel. Thank you. If you were playing the game, cognizant everything going on, you would Even if you didn't see him move his piece- Which I didn't.

I didn't see him. You could look at the board.

If you were asking what happened, and he was like, I already read the card, you could just look at the board and say, Where's his piece? And then you would see it on board.

But here's the thing.

Can I say something? I'm handling a transaction for Robbie. Okay, he's rolling before the transaction. Hold on. No, you hold on. Okay, he's rolling before the transaction is done, and then he gets this card and he moves or whatever.

I was not rolling before the transaction was done.

You were because I was still handling. He was still handing me No.

Now, I could. I will say, I might be on their side. I could see you and Robbie running a two-man game.

Oh, no, definitely. Robbie was my biggest threat. We were no two-man game with me and Big R.

We should play. I'm not a huge fan of Monopoly because I think it takes a little too long.

It didn't take that long. It was like an hour and a half, right?

Two hours? It was more than two hours.

What I want to do on the Patreon or wherever is get a GoPro so we can get a top pitch. Everybody's like, We don't want to see you play Monopoly. Hold on. I got to pitch this before we keep going. I got to not pitch it. I got to defend myself. At At that point, you only owned those two properties.

No, I had some more, but that was my only monopoly.

That was your...

Okay. It's an expensive monopoly.

That would have gotten you, if I would have landed on it, how much? $200?

Two or three. I don't know.

$200 or $300. It's a great place. If I land on anybody lands on that, he's going to get paid. Hold on. Everything else you owned was like, six bucks, twelve bucks. If somebody did that roll, be like, I missed out on that. That's fine. This was a big payday.

This was a big payday.

That should be your number one priority. It's to watch these properties?

Yeah, but if you're rushing her along, I can't check the board by the time the transaction is done.

Can I also say this? In the same instance, you also rushed people along when you were like, Wait, when someone landed, when you landed When you were sitting somewhere on someone else's property, you were like, okay, roll, roll, roll, because you didn't want them to notice. So the same thing did happen.

Okay, but here's the thing. I'm the banker, so I-So you don't get special privileges.

You chose to be the banker. I did not choose. You said, I'm the banker.

No, I just knew nobody else would do it.

So you said, I'll bank.

She can't count for shit, so I'm not letting her be the banker. Not to rope you into this, sorry. No.

Anyway, the point- Wait, can I pitch a new rule to Monopoly next time we play? If a situation happens where you land on his property and he doesn't collect, squatter's rights kick in. If he has to go to court to get you evicted, you can own it. You own it now.

I think if you don't notice, you should own it for the next time. Everyone has to go around the board once.I like that.You should own it for a while.Squatters rights.That's a great rule.That's a good rule. Wait, what else? Also, what I was going to say, but after that, he got superheated. Him? Yeah. And anytime We were all playing where if Robbie lands on mine and he's not looking and somebody else rolls, you know what I mean? Yeah, don't have to pay anything. But then he was a Hawk on everyone's properties. Oh, yeah. Where it's like, if someone wasn't paying attention, actually, Zack, you owe Alyssa $32.

He was fucking cock-blocking a little bit, like a reverse.

I think he was cock-rocking.

Dude, you were... Oh, he's the kid in class telling another people.

It was.

That's what it felt like. That was me last night. I was mad. But I think you could have also noticed where you could be like, you're mad because I got you a little bit.

He won. He got me.

Because I was mad.

If But I'm- You're a little bit mad of your own negligence as well.

Here's the thing. If I'm genuinely not paying attention- Which you weren't. Hold on. No, because I was dealing with other responsibilities as the banker. But your biggest responsibility- Sophie, for example, she never paid attention to whenever. She did not get a lot of money. That is genuine negligence.

She might have been the first or second. No, Liz was the first out. Okay. That's just your character.

Sophie's was genuine negligence over her property. Yes, she's. That It is totally fair.

I'm going to go ahead and say something else.

Me handling a transaction and not seeing you sneakily slide a piece.

Sneakily, yes. Legal, also, yes. What I'm saying is-I still think you have to read the cards out loud. But listen, I was already near Park Place, my place. You should already have in your mind, I've got to watch these next roles.

No, here's the thing.

I'm ready to hear it.

You were on the chance piece on the other side of the board, where the red properties are.

I don't remember being that far away from it. But here's the thing. It doesn't You've got to look at where the person goes if you own something like the best place in the board.

I'm handling other things. Okay, I see you land on a chance.

I think you need to take accountability. I think you need to internalize that and know it won't happen again. I think you can use this as- It's not That's not going to happen again.

I can promise you that.

That's one of the best things about failing or whatever you want to call this. This is a learning moment for you. You're a better monopoly player because of it. I want to thank myself for giving that to you.

No, you should not thank yourself. I'm big of him. No, I think this is a- That's big of him. That's big of me. I think this is a learning moment to where you should be a better person and not screw your friends.

It's games.

We're playing Monopoly. I wasn't like, thigh deep in your girlfriend.

He wants to play right now. You want to get back on the Monopoly board right now?

No, I don't want anything to do with him.

We have it on Nintendo Switch.

I want to play Risk.

I love Risk. Risk is a fun game, so we can move on. Yeah. Do you have something? Okay. Say, enough, enough, enough. I want to...

I think I know this was an old trend, but I just recently saw it where-Soal. Sorry.

That was Jack twice.Reverb.I...Echo. Stop.

I can't focus. I ask you questions that only girls know the answers do when you try to answer them.

You got to get closer to the mic.

Oh, yeah. It's not really a game. Yeah, we can do that here.

I'm ready for this.

Okay, you're going to ask us questions that girls only know the answers to to see if we know the answers. Yeah. Yeah, I'm all in.

Ready? Yeah, I'll go first.

Well, no, you're all going to answer.

We're going to answer before she asks them.

What is a toner?

Like the makeup toner? Yeah.

It's a musical boner.

No, a toner.

Is that your word? That was a pitch perfect reference.

Toner is makeup used to provide, to tone your face, to show your cheekbones and your jawline or whatever. No, that's-That's contour.

That's contour. I think a toner... There's a couple of different ideations of a toner. If I'm going to use in the way that she thinks, it tones the skin. It tightens it.

I see. I'm thinking it tones the hair. People, when they dye their hair.

Toner? I've heard that. That might be right. I wanted to get a toner in there.

Yeah, because if you-There's two ways to use it. Two toners.

What is it?

It is, I think Zack's right. It's a type of skincare where you use your face, where you tighten it and you use it after you cleanse your face.

No biggie. That's basically what I said.

Somebody cooked here. That's not what you said at all.

There is hair The owner as well.

Well, yeah, but what's a money piece?

I know all of these. I do know all of these. If I can just... I've done this before. I've done this before. Then what's a money piece? I'm trying to remember. One of them is what's a crimper.

I don't have that on here, but yeah, we could do that one, too.

Wait, a money piece.

Somebody's definitely cooked with you.

Wait, who's got their money piece on?

A money piece.

This is my money piece. No, I know this. Hold on. Fuck.

Let me think. A money piece is...

All girls know this?

Yeah.

You've used one?

Yeah.

Often, today?

No.

What? Can you use it in a sentence?

I just got a money piece.

I just got a money piece.

Or I want a money piece.

I feel like it's changing the hair somewhere. When I originally said this, I was like, Yeah, it's like a guy that pays for your shit. No.

A sugar daddy? Yeah.

But no, a money piece, fuck, I know. The thing that's making me mad is I know them, and I'm just not remembering.

There's a money... Oh, she just added some money piece.

I want a money piece. It has something to do with... It's not an extension. No.

Do you think it's hair? I think it's like an article of clothing.

A money piece?

A money piece that they will really- Would someone get it for Christmas? Really attractive in.

You could, Definitely. It would make sense to get that? To be like, I can't believe I got my money piece.

A money piece has to do with makeup.

No.

It's a really expensive purse.

No. Fuck. It has to do with hair? Yes. I knew it, dude. I'm locked in with these women.

A money piece.

Is it hair extensions?

No.

You want me to tell you? It's the little thing that clean.

No. Is it a bumpet?

No.

A hair dye?

A money piece is when you take these two pieces in the front and they're just completely blonde. You lighten them.

It's just these pieces.

That's called a money piece?

I call that stupid. No.

That's not getting something for Christmas. You can get that for Christmas. I got to call it for a woman. Hold on.

Why is it called a money piece?

Yeah, she's wrong. She's lying.

No, please, Zack. That's what they call it. That's what they call it. My bitch answers first drive.

That was Sarah Safari.

Hello. Hey, you're on the podcast. What's a money piece? Hello, everybody. What's a money piece?

Hello to the Dropouts Nation listeners.

No. What's a money piece? Hello. Dude. What's a money piece? Hello, everybody. I'm about to hang up. What's a money piece?

Okay, money piece. Are you guys actually wanting the answer?

Yeah.

Okay.

It's like when you get your hair done and you get the front piece is a little bit lighter than the rest.

Crazy. All right, I love you. They come up with the craziest terms.

Yeah. I don't know why.

It seems common. Okay, moving on. Okay.

How many days is an average day? Oh, my God. How many days is an average period?

28 days.

10.

You don't believe that.

7.

The whole period cycle or just the period itself?

Just the period where you're bleeding.

Oh, I thought the whole period cycle lasts a whole month.

So they're just constantly on it.

Yeah, you're bleeding for five days.

You're bleeding usually for six days.

Fuck. Well, those are both good ones. I'll say seven.

Depends on the girl, though. I think it's five Seven. Seven.

I said five. Yeah, you guys are right.

You look like you have the gnarliest flow.

No. Mine average is really three days.

No, I'm talking about when it's the worst day, you just popped open in a...

It's like the shining I don't like thinking it.

It makes me feel like I'm bleeding somewhere.

It's crazy.

That's something we have to deal with.

I get queezy thinking about it. Oh my God. Not like the women have it, just the idea of like, I could like blood. If I had blood in between my legs, I'd be like, what the fuck is going on with my body.

And then when you're out and about and you get it and you don't have nothing to do and you just feel it.

I have a buddy one time that he had to shit really bad. And he went to the bathroom and he said, I think I shit myself. And he ran to the bathroom I mean, he came back out. I was like, Did you shit yourself? He goes, A little bit. But I put a manpon in. What does that mean? He bought up a little bit of toilet paper and shoved it up his asshole to block the poop.

No way.

So like that. So we do know what that looks like.

A manpon.

Okay, going off of periods, what are the different sizes of tampons?

I know this.

Paul, you want to say one?Super.Heavy..

Ultra.light, heavy, ultra.

Ultra is not really...

Who said ultra? It's super.

There's this sexy one.

Heavy, light.

It's a little sexy size.

Is there a plus one? Is there something plus?

No, that's plus size clothing. Extra? That's for girls that you want to hold on to.

How many are there? Four. Okay, extra. No, I'm sorry. Light, heavy, plus.

Super plus.

Super plus.

So it's light, regular, super, super plus.

What about ultra?

I've never seen ultra.

I think you're thinking of Tampax ultra, which is a brand.

I'm trying to tell What is Monostat?

What? Monostat? That is birth control medicine.

No.

Is it close?

No.

It's not a prescribed medication?

Okay, it's a prescribed medication.

Yeah, okay.

I just got to find a lot. That's for you guys, cramps.

No. That is for yeast infections.

Yes. I was wondering why you always have so many.

That's why I call you my little baker. No.

Well, it's crazy. Do you know how Monostat is injected?

Yeah. Someone spits it in there.

No, it's like a thing that you just all the way up.

All the way up. It's like a vagina.

I actually don't even know officially what a yeast infection is. I've heard it.

It's like a bacterial Oh my gosh. Antifungal situation.

Antifungal? What's a fungal?

Mom, that's antifungal.

What's it look like? How do you know when you got it?

You get very itchy. Have you ever seen the last of us?

You start looking like one of those. No.

It's very itchy. Is there a rash? It can burn It can feel-It's all inside? Yeah.

If I looked at one, it can be like that one's been-You could have things come out.

Oh my gosh.

No, it's not pus, but like crusty.

Crustations?

It's different for everybody.

There's different symptoms.

You want me to look?

There's Crawfish. No, don't look it up.

Don't look it up. We're good. We believe it. Okay.

Does it hurt to have sex on?

Would you want to have sex? Would it affect me if I had sex with someone?

Does it change the taste of the vagina?

Yeah, probably for sure.

I think it tastes like bread.

No.

Would you want somebody to go down on you in your yeast infection? No, I don't think so. Because you'd be scared of be stinky?

No, it's not comfortable. It's itchy. It's burning.

How much does it take to get rid of? How hard is it to get rid of it?

It's not hard. I've had one before, but maybe a week.

Okay. Not as bad as I thought.

Okay, next one.

What's a weft?

A weft? W-e-f-t?

That's a slur.

I need a weft. God, where's my weft at?

Okay, so it definitely stands for something. I know exactly what it is.

It's a group of black girls, their best friend who's white. That's their weft.

No. But it was funny I saw a TikTok- Like the one white girl that hangs out.

What does weft mean?

That's just the name.

That's my weft. Oh, that's my weft.

I saw a TikTok of a guy who said it was his wife that left.

A weft is a That is funny. It's a type of purse.

No. It's an acronym, right? No. Each letter stands for something?

No. I don't think so. Is it degrading?

It's positive. Is it degrading? No. It's positive?

Is it a piece of thing? Is it an equipment?

It's used for something, yes. Okay.

It's a cucumber.

No. If I was to say, what up my weft?

Wouldn't make sense. Okay. Weft?

What if I use an R then?

Do you think Michelle Obama uses a weft?

This will help me a lot. Yeah, probably. Okay.

Does it have something to do with makeup?

Would Anne Frank have used a weft? Yeah.

Well, I'm not back in the time.

Oh, okay. That tells us a lot of info.

Okay. So it's somewhat modern.

I don't know if they had it back. When was Anne Frank?

Do you use one?

2006.

Not this specific one, but I have.

Yes. Okay, that's easy. I know it.

Are they come in different colors? Yeah.

Is it a sexual toy?

No. Oh, my God.

A weft has to do with... It's a thing you can put your hand in. It's easy for nails.

Oh, it put your toes in. It's for your toes. No.

What is it?

It's a type of hair extension.

Oh, dude. They just say hair extension. I saw her earlier today.

She He's holding it.

I get so annoyed. I bring my little cousin over. Did you see what happened? My little cousin came over and his toy train got stuck in her tracks.

Oh, so funny.

Who comes up with these words? I did. This is a weft.

Bad marketing department.

Terrible marketing department.

Okay, go ahead.

What's a water line?

That's right here on your eyes. Okay. Go ahead, next.

What is toxic shock syndrome?

When you leave a tampon, you're bloody in too long in the coochee.

And then it- TSS.

Tss. What's a kitten heel?

A what? A kitten heel.

That is a smaller heel.

No, it's the bottom of your vagina.

It's puss and boots. Yeah.

Kitten heel. Jared's right.

Wait, what do you say?

It's just a smaller heel.

Okay, dude. No, it's a vagina thing.

We'll end on that.

Okay, well, that was the last one. But do you know what a crimper is? Yes.

A crimper is for your eyelashes.

No. Or your eyebrows. No, it's for your hair. Do the crimp style. Yeah.

I thought a crimper, when I did this video, I thought a crimper was a term for a guy that has a huge dick. And when he fucks-No, that's Zack. When he fucks, he makes the girl, he makes her crippled a little bit. She's like, crimp walking. Because she's got to have it fucked so hard.

And that's a crimper. So the guy is the crimper. Yeah.

They're like, Oh, how was it? Oh, he's a fucking crimper. You're like, Oh, my God. You have me crimping?

When you're in your period, are you allowed to crimp since the bloods are out? All right, guys, we'll see you around. I'm Zack Justice. This has been my podcast, the Dropouts podcast.

I'm Jared Bailey. This is also my podcast.

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