Transcript of Zach's HILARIOUS story!

This is a true story and wild. My friends are all hanging out. My friend, Philip, he leaves the party and he leaves his chapstick there. If your friend leaves their chapstick around when you're a teenage boy, all the other boys are going to rub their balls on it and give it back to you. That's just part of it as you do. That's what happens. It was my friend Skyler's mission, you're going to give this chapstick back to Philip, so he puts it on his face, and Skyler didn't have it. He threw it away. The next day, he looks in his mom's purse and he sees the chapstick. He's like, Mom, please tell me this is a recent buy. Please tell me this is a recent purchase. She said, No, it must have fallen off the counter into the trash. It was on the top. He's like, Not only have my balls, every friendship I've ever had, their balls have been on there, too. She gets mad, and she recruits two of the high school teachers. The next day, she buys Skyler and I food, and we're like, Wow, this is really nice. Your mom's so sweet.

She gets us drinks. We eat, we get done, we have the drinks. Then she brings these two heavyset teachers, good old Southern boys, beards, and they're like, So what do you think about the food? We're like, It was good. Then she goes, You see these boys? They both dip their balls for 30 seconds into both of your drinks, and then you drink it. We were like, Ha ha ha. Good one. To this day, she still says that that is true. She's like, No, 100%, 100% we did.