Transcript of The Top 5 Times Zach Roasted People!

Well, we've got Powerpuff Girl Ratchet Edition. Oh, my God. You look like you're trying to get $5 coupons out on the corner of MLK Drive in Oak Avenue. For that booty coochy of yours. Oh, my God. You look like Barbie had to make a diversity hire but didn't have a budget. You look like you queef dollar store glitter.

What? What's your boyfriend's name? Richard. Have you ever called him Dick?

I mean...

You can't with all of it in your mouth, right?

Oh, my God. You got to chill, They say when you're nervous, you're supposed to picture everybody naked in the crowd, and it's not too hard when you got Corina in the front row here. Did anybody bring Churios? Because those things are about to pop. Goodness gracious. Okay.

How many dating shoes have we been on together? Maybe eight. Yeah, maybe eight. Why have you not chosen me once? I don't know.

Let's run a clip of your answers.

Yeah, roll a clip. Because I would pull your hair while I'm cooking inside.

You call that thing Ratatouille.

Oh, maybe it's like, Oh, this guy has a creative mind, loves banter. Obviously, off the set, he's probably jovial and fun and cares about women's feelings. But no, you take me at face value of my jokes. That's not nice. Maybe she'll pick you next time. She won't because she doesn't understand what she wants or else. She'd already have a man, right?

Fuck that. Did you hear they're making Indiana an honorary TikTok Like F-boy. It's by default because she got so much of their DNA in her. She's practically one. It's funny that she got famous from a show called Chicken Girls because of how much she likes. You know what I mean? Oh my God. The math is just there. Here's a list of things that have more curves than Indiana's chest. Pre-aristotel's concept of Earth. Flat Earth. The Great Plains of North America. A Dead Patient's Hospital Pulse. Ihop's Butterless Junior Stack Pancakes. And every sheet of paper ever produced. Seriously, we can play a pretty level game of chess on your chest. That's the reason she can ever be a pirate because there is no treasure on that chest. Oh.