Transcript of Getting old is awesome because you can stop caring

You get into some stories late at night with an old guy who's hanging out a little too much. That guy's got some stories. He'll linger and be like, Look at the tits on that one. He'll see that. You'll have to look and agree to not make it awkward.

Yeah, look at the tits on that one.

Do you think old people understand when people are being dismissive like that?

Good question. Because otherwise, you assume they're just not noticing because you just start very clearly shutting it down.

If anybody did that to me, where they said it just like that, I'd be like, well, fuck you then. But old people just go along with it. So do they not realize that?

I just don't think they care anymore. Everyone makes that plan, right? I was telling my friend the other day where I was like, when I'm 60, I'm just going to get a perk addiction, do whatever I want.

Because that's the classic. Who cares anymore?