Transcript of Who remembers when Jared did this?!

Will you be my mommy? Will I be your mommy? Yeah, I have a huge mommy kink. I was raised-Go. I'm going to suck on my 10 and be-Just... Ask what the milky looks like under all that. Sorry, I lost track of what I was going to say. What does the milky look like under all that?

What does the milky look like underneath all of this? What milk am I carrying in my breasts? 2%.

That's perfect. Is it organic?

Sure. Did you have mommy issues?

Is that why- I had two of them, so I had too much mom.

You had two lesbian moms?

Yeah.

Okay, and now- Too much mom, and so now I can't get enough mom. All you want is mom. All I want is mom.

Okay. And that milky.

You're making me want to go back to dating women, to be honest.